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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit!
00:01:14That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract!
00:01:20For an arranged marriage!
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton!
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:29I tried to get along with you.
00:01:30You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:32Right back at you!
00:01:33I fucking hate you!
00:01:34I fucking hate you more!
00:01:36get along with you. You brought this on to yourself. I wish I never agreed to this awful
00:01:39engagement. Right back at you. I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So you were arrested again to be fair.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I'd known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci. Come on. Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me. It reflects on the company
00:03:02that your mother and I built with our bare hands. The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see. Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb. That means free underwear for life. For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:22Yeah. Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics. Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right. Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right? And don't be late.
00:03:41All right. Bye, Dad.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:46Excuse me.
00:03:50Hello, my Gucci. Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh? He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh? Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:20These are great. Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:50I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:52Chantal.
00:04:53Nice to meet you.
00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:06Hey, Dad.
00:05:07Where the hell were you?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:11You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:14Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:16I can meet him later.
00:05:18Ah, Sue Leighton's back on the plane again.
00:05:20Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:23You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:24You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:25You interned.
00:05:26You went to business school.
00:05:27You have potential.
00:05:28Okay?
00:05:29But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:30Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:32Cause so far...
00:05:33I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:34But, uh...
00:05:48Hey, you okay?
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:52Um, but...
00:05:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:02so it's a really rare form of cancer luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20there is an experimental treatment but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't
00:06:29cover it don't worry about that I have money saved I'll find the rest we will figure this
00:06:36out okay we're gonna get through this together
00:06:41Shaoguchi did she have a good one
00:06:57what's wrong
00:07:02I'm sorry this
00:07:08no no forget about it I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive I have a savings for my doggy daycare my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us after her parents passed I would do anything for her
00:07:33Amelia I think I might know how to get you that money
00:07:39you do
00:07:40hmm come back tonight and uh make something nice
00:07:47oh Amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me I have someone I want you to meet
00:08:10are they from Italy
00:08:11yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course everything's from Italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17Amelia meet
00:08:19Michelangelo on my side
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24yeah
00:08:25aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27I'm a dog walker
00:08:29don't be so defensive
00:08:30I wasn't
00:08:33well I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44that'd be really hard
00:08:45hey
00:08:46arrived at you
00:08:47huh
00:08:48do you want to do me a favor
00:08:57what exactly
00:09:03how does it look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12I mean
00:09:14it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy moves okay
00:09:20or not
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what I say
00:09:28you don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:32I'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34I don't need tinder
00:09:36I'm an underwear model
00:09:37my DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47I told you
00:09:49I told you
00:09:49I'm
00:09:49see dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry Romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no please
00:10:28I apologize
00:10:30my son is
00:10:31it's immature
00:10:32alright
00:10:33and that's why
00:10:34I invited you
00:10:34put forward it
00:10:36please
00:10:37alright
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39alright
00:10:40and I promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:01I want the business
00:11:02I think we can
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well
00:11:13nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married
00:11:18that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:22Romulus
00:11:23what are you saying
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap
00:11:29for a living
00:11:29well at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business
00:11:37and the best way to do that
00:11:39is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43at least I do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44I see
00:11:46there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and I
00:11:51we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza
00:11:54and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool
00:12:03huh but
00:12:03I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb
00:12:11as if
00:12:12Romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia
00:12:17you do want to help your sister
00:12:19don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to
00:12:21afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:24to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:40for Betsy
00:12:41Angelo
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business
00:12:55and you're also gonna lose
00:12:57your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already
00:13:10drafted the contract
00:13:11and son
00:13:12we're gonna need some
00:13:13champagne
00:13:14you're in my market
00:13:16try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages too
00:13:30I hope the Halloween
00:13:32bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:46that's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret
00:13:48I hope we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:29fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:32so this is Michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a Michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:50whoa
00:15:04what
00:15:05what's this
00:15:05put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash
00:15:08these are my sisters
00:15:09she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room
00:15:12I said you could live here
00:15:13I'm not decorating
00:15:14oh I'm sorry
00:15:15is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong
00:15:18it's trademarked
00:15:20look
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:25if this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back
00:15:27I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:28it's electric
00:15:31oh
00:15:36by the way
00:15:37this is gonna work
00:15:39you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41gee thanks
00:15:45welcome
00:15:45you're getting married
00:15:54shh Betsy
00:15:55don't tell the whole world
00:15:57sorry Amelia
00:15:59it's just
00:15:59it's not like you
00:16:02you're saying we're
00:16:03reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:06like I always taught you
00:16:09well
00:16:11things change
00:16:12when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer
00:16:14and besides
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help
00:16:17pay for some of your treatments
00:16:19so
00:16:19I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:21Michelangelo
00:16:22the ninja turtle
00:16:24no
00:16:26Michelangelo
00:16:27Dino Valeno
00:16:29maybe you've
00:16:30heard of him
00:16:31Michelangelo
00:16:32Dino Valeno
00:16:33shh
00:16:34socialite animals
00:16:39like start a hundred
00:16:40canceled bravo shows
00:16:42how did you even meet
00:16:43his dad is one of my clients
00:16:45it's
00:16:48been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:50he's so
00:16:52toxic
00:16:54speak of the devil
00:16:56oh yeah
00:16:59you know
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue
00:17:02this is a doctor's office
00:17:04Amelia
00:17:06Betsy Carlyle
00:17:09doctor's ready
00:17:11we'll talk about this later
00:17:14ready to go
00:17:37baby
00:17:37we're already wet
00:17:40where did that come from
00:17:58nice place
00:18:10I love the artwork
00:18:12thanks
00:18:27finally
00:18:28ooh
00:18:29good taste
00:18:30no I'm good
00:18:33you had plenty of dinner
00:18:35far from me
00:18:36you know
00:18:41if you like it down here
00:18:42you should see the bedroom
00:18:44who are you?
00:18:57who are you?
00:18:59Chantel this is
00:19:01Amelia
00:19:02my roommate
00:19:04whatever
00:19:07can you guys just keep it down
00:19:08I have work
00:19:09tomorrow morning
00:19:10this is my house?
00:19:13we will be
00:19:14as loud as we want to be
00:19:15scream
00:19:16at the top of our lungs
00:19:17you've got to be kidding me
00:19:20what's wrong dog walker
00:19:21who's jealous
00:19:23jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:38how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:41even if he is kind of hot
00:19:43see you later
00:20:03and um
00:20:05don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry
00:20:08I had one too many to drink
00:20:10it won't happen again
00:20:11you better not
00:20:12how's the hangover
00:20:25roomie?
00:20:26not now
00:20:27my head's killing me
00:20:28we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no
00:20:30what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:37monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:45fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:47my sister needs this money michelangelo
00:20:52and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:20:54then the contract is violated
00:20:56then neither of us get what we want
00:20:57yeah no shit
00:20:58I'm serious
00:21:00don't screw this up
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:06I know what I'm doing
00:21:07dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:12whenever I want
00:21:13whenever I want
00:21:14fine
00:21:15do whatever you want
00:21:17sorry
00:21:19it's a bit harsh
00:21:21just really
00:21:22hung over
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:28hey baby
00:21:35you know you don't have to keep working Amelia
00:21:37you're rich now
00:21:39I know
00:21:40I like it
00:21:41ah that's good to hear
00:21:42you know I just hope that
00:21:44your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me uh
00:21:48how are things going between the two of you
00:21:50huh
00:21:51oh fine
00:21:52yeah
00:21:53we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right
00:21:56well give him time
00:21:57all right
00:21:57oh and listen
00:21:59he is not as bad as TMZ says
00:22:01all right
00:22:02look I
00:22:02I promise
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah
00:22:06you're right
00:22:07well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:09come on Gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye Gucci
00:22:13hey Amelia
00:22:17hey Jake
00:22:18Gucci no
00:22:21Royce
00:22:21it's a bad dog
00:22:24but
00:22:24I'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30same here
00:22:31sorry
00:22:38Gucci's um
00:22:40a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45I should make a reality show
00:22:47a little dog owner is in Beverly Hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together?
00:22:54let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56yeah
00:22:57I'd like that
00:22:58so
00:23:04how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07a couple months
00:23:07I like it
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12Uber driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra?
00:23:18you were in a movie
00:23:18actually
00:23:19actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20he was trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you?
00:23:24how long you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know
00:23:27my whole life I guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job
00:23:30and
00:23:30then I turned it into my own business
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs
00:23:37well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:45my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go?
00:23:52and I have to admit I
00:23:53had a crush on you
00:23:54you did?
00:23:58yeah
00:23:58I still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:07then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18I mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22I know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring?
00:24:36um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am I right?
00:24:51I mean it kinda
00:24:53looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:56engaged?
00:24:57no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby
00:25:00I mean I should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:02crawling around
00:25:04drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08Royce pooped
00:25:13Royce pooped
00:25:13should pick it up
00:25:14where?
00:25:15I don't see it
00:25:16just over there
00:25:17come on
00:25:20do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you wanna be CEO
00:25:29you wanna be CEO
00:25:29you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like Willy Wonka
00:25:33without the chocolate factor?
00:25:36very funny
00:25:37you know I'm retiring next year
00:25:38yes I know
00:25:39yeah
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50okay
00:25:52wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:06hi
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged
00:26:13remember
00:26:13and
00:26:16this is our new palette
00:26:17it's
00:26:19Matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's
00:26:26presentation
00:26:27from me
00:26:28Michelangelo
00:26:30what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:45all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:49hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her?
00:26:54she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03I guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06I hope she rubs off
00:27:08on you a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09I just hope I don't
00:27:11get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:29well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:3840 more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with Amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and I
00:27:52used to do
00:27:54you know
00:27:56you know I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet
00:27:59Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight?
00:28:05shit
00:28:05when am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix
00:28:08a bang tonight
00:28:09the L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights, camera, red carpet
00:28:12perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino
00:28:17Dino
00:28:17Amelia
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad?
00:28:21I mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter?
00:28:26you two getting along
00:28:27aren't you?
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28just
00:28:28really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:28:34tonight
00:28:34in the limo
00:28:35and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37why dad?
00:28:52so
00:28:53remind me
00:28:55why are we getting
00:28:56makeovers done again?
00:28:58because I want to do
00:28:59something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know I never
00:29:06splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but
00:29:08since I'm part of
00:29:09the Dino Lavino family now
00:29:10I think I can afford
00:29:12to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not
00:29:14let that hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out
00:29:27it's that bad
00:29:37I've
00:29:39never seen
00:29:40a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:42buy that dress
00:29:44ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone
00:29:50party boy
00:29:51I've got my own
00:29:52function tonight
00:29:53I've got my own
00:30:01function tonight
00:30:02what are you looking at?
00:30:29you're spilling all over yourself
00:30:31thanks
00:30:32did you forget my name?
00:30:37no
00:30:37it's just
00:30:38something
00:30:40different
00:30:41did you change your hair?
00:30:43why do you care?
00:30:44the manwhorehouse is yours
00:30:45tonight
00:30:46I'm going out
00:30:46I just forgot my charger
00:30:47awesome
00:30:48thanks
00:30:49I'm taking this
00:30:53wait
00:30:54I've been calling you
00:30:55we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:30:56I told you
00:30:57I'm busy
00:30:58hold on
00:30:59Amelia
00:31:02all right
00:31:11hey
00:31:11look who's right on time
00:31:12nice
00:31:13where's Amelia?
00:31:16she's
00:31:16sick
00:31:17she can't make it
00:31:19if your fiance is sick
00:31:22you know
00:31:22you can't go out and party
00:31:23yeah
00:31:24you gotta stay home with her
00:31:26give her some
00:31:26give her some nice soup
00:31:28I'll catch both of you
00:31:30for the next one
00:31:31telling Amelia
00:31:31that I hope she feels better soon
00:31:33poor thing
00:31:34okay dad
00:31:36see you in the office
00:31:37stupid dog walker
00:31:45tricking me with her makeover
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:31:48hey
00:31:56it's Michael
00:31:57it's Michael
00:31:57and he's with Dean Levino
00:31:58you still track people
00:31:59wow
00:32:15Amelia
00:32:16hi
00:32:17you look like you just walked off a runway
00:32:21without a dog
00:32:23sorry
00:32:24I don't come to concerts often
00:32:26I kind of panicked
00:32:27no worries
00:32:28I should have mentioned
00:32:29this is more of a five dollar beer
00:32:31kind of place
00:32:31yeah
00:32:32but you're drinking for free tonight
00:32:34talk to the bartender
00:32:36wow
00:32:37the IP treatment
00:32:38you look like
00:32:39thanks
00:32:41hey
00:32:43lover boy
00:32:44we're on
00:32:45gotta go
00:32:48find me in the green room after
00:32:50hope you like
00:32:51break a leg
00:32:53love you
00:32:53thank you
00:32:54rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:16good
00:33:25nothing from Michelangelo
00:33:27maybe he's learned his lesson
00:33:28one more please
00:33:31thank you
00:33:33but that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:33:38Jake
00:33:46you guys were great
00:33:47you really think so
00:33:50I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who?
00:33:55you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's alright
00:34:05lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:34:07you want some of that a drink?
00:34:10yeah
00:34:10thank you
00:34:11so
00:34:17when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21since I was 13
00:34:22played in bands all through high school and college
00:34:25but
00:34:25I feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome
00:34:29when I get my record deal
00:34:30I can finally quit my job
00:34:32focus on music full time
00:34:34you're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it
00:34:38I do but
00:34:39it's just another gig until I hit it big in music
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person
00:34:45a cat person?
00:34:50who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52even Michelangelo's good with Gucci
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:56I just want to relax
00:34:58have a good time
00:35:00you're beautiful you know that
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake
00:35:07now I'm not sure
00:35:09we have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13what the heck
00:35:17I'm tipsy
00:35:18and he's cute
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun
00:35:20now I can have mine
00:35:22looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:38what's going on?
00:35:40that's Michelangelo Dina Lavino
00:35:42the Nepo baby underwear model
00:35:44he's not
00:35:45you're coming with me dog walker
00:35:47don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell Michelangelo?
00:35:51back off dude
00:35:52back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster
00:35:55she's my fiance
00:35:55so that was an engagement ring
00:35:58Jake I can explain
00:36:00let's go
00:36:02I'm really sorry Jake
00:36:05I'm not Jake
00:36:06this
00:36:12is for making me uber
00:36:13all the way to fucking sober Mike
00:36:15and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:36:19I can't believe you did that
00:36:26after your high and mighty speech
00:36:27you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah well I don't have the paparazzi
00:36:30following me around
00:36:31just an Italian
00:36:32American
00:36:32psycho
00:36:33I'm not following you around
00:36:36you know what
00:36:37I get it
00:36:37you saw me with Chantel last night
00:36:39and now you're jealous
00:36:41me jealous?
00:36:43did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46like I would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker
00:36:50you playboy prick
00:36:51I have a name
00:36:52wait
00:36:53what are you doing?
00:36:54that is an original
00:36:55I'm so sick
00:36:56of your bullshit
00:36:56oh
00:36:58fine
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:00go back to ancient Rome
00:37:01and get another one
00:37:02I don't care about your art
00:37:03your money
00:37:04your stupid mansion
00:37:05you're treating me
00:37:05like shit
00:37:06that's from the renaissance
00:37:09you're history's worst nightmare
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you
00:37:12we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage
00:37:15did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:37:24well at least I'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27I tried to get along with you
00:37:28you brought this on to yourself
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33I fucking hate you
00:37:35I fucking hate you more
00:37:37I don't care
00:37:49you
00:37:50you
00:37:50you
00:37:51you
00:37:52you
00:37:53I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:38:23I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:38:53Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08No, we got too many drinks, we just forget it ever happened, if that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:14um i have to go to work i should get up too oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44but you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on so michelangelo and i had
00:39:55sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow michelangelo the male
00:40:06gigolo is taking it slow maybe i did misjudge him and how was it well really bad right i knew it
00:40:20actually it was the best sex i ever had well that explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to
00:40:36talk to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all
00:40:41of my buttons i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again
00:40:45and again and again and you get the picture hey
00:40:51opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58because you're so different something like that
00:41:02here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:42:03why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:16i'm not very good with words me neither but last night
00:42:46you don't have to say anything we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's
00:43:22let's get some takeout and figure this thing out
00:43:25i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv but there is
00:44:01a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:17amelia please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:29so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38you
00:44:53you
00:44:57so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next
00:45:29episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:46:03together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw
00:47:01us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to
00:47:16talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother
00:47:58for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:48:12now go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before it's my
00:48:34dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball
00:48:41with your dainty hands
00:48:47do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:50no i like my work
00:48:53what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:56have fun
00:48:58you're right i should work less
00:49:01if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:13i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:24what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01the other day
00:50:04this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:50:07what else is in the back
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:13you can cook
00:50:20that was so good
00:50:30i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:42no my mom taught me
00:50:45tell me about her
00:50:45i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry i don't mean to pray
00:50:53she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:50:58but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:01she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:05she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:07we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:51:19that's really special
00:51:23i miss her
00:51:25this might sound corny but
00:51:27i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:33but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:51:35just don't tell tmz
00:51:39what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:49i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:53i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:02i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me
00:52:06good because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:15is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:33hey
00:52:35hey
00:52:36do you want an espresso
00:52:38i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:48ready bro
00:52:50well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:03okay bye bye
00:53:07love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:18sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that
00:53:22me neither too soon
00:53:25talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:28okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:30uh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:33and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:41look who's here
00:53:42hey my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:47look at this right here
00:53:50let's try
00:53:51oh yeah
00:53:53now here's uh
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:56just like that
00:53:58yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:02come to papa
00:54:04my boy
00:54:06all right all right
00:54:07so we got to talk about this uh this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:12hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:54:17he says the band is free
00:54:20you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:54:26well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold
00:54:31play huh
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what
00:54:37something wrong with amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:41everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great honestly
00:54:45but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:55wow i never thought of that
00:54:58you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:04you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:08i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:12sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:15love
00:55:17yeah
00:55:18i don't know
00:55:21he's cute
00:55:22all right all right
00:55:24change the deal
00:55:25gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:35no cold play
00:55:43so
00:55:45it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:49i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured
00:55:55what
00:55:56you're cured
00:55:58oh congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:08it only took two sessions
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:13maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:16what's wrong sis
00:56:18we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no yeah
00:56:23no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:27i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo
00:56:33is everything okay
00:56:35if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two
00:56:43it's not michelangelo let's see
00:56:47it's me
00:56:50i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:13i kind of like him
00:57:16yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have real feelings for him
00:57:26but what about the tabloid stories you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:33they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot
00:57:37he's not actually like the stories
00:57:40or at least not to me
00:57:43he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:47if you marry michelangelo
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell
00:57:54what if you meet him
00:57:56yeah meet him maybe you'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it please me just give him a chance
00:58:07fine yes only one yes
00:58:12you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner
00:58:26of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's
00:58:56it's enormous
00:59:00why would anybody need so much room
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:09nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2596 domperion amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:29yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious
00:59:42this was made in france
00:59:44sorry can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so who wants a drink
00:59:59you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me
01:00:18mine tastes great
01:00:21so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:30fire away
01:00:32so i know you two have been having your
01:00:36fun
01:00:38but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:47that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:00:53that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:16easy betsy
01:01:19i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about emilia
01:01:24you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder emilia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that emilia you started it
01:01:48why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests no she's alone
01:01:54and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been fair
01:01:59to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and you're
01:02:03a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk to
01:02:07betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:13that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:02:18whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that
01:02:46means shut the up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06amelia amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than
01:03:19him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:03:35whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus
01:03:42and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage
01:04:07to follow me to the echoplex the other day see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:33you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:05nice underwear it's great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:05:30i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:13amelia
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:06:21romulus
01:06:33well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and then all
01:06:38of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:59gucci gucci
01:07:02hey hey where's michelangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:07oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10oh where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's it's gucci's favorite
01:07:16prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of
01:07:23this prosciutto yeah that's it
01:07:29amelia
01:07:40gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless
01:07:49we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:53we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:01see they're not gonna kill us
01:08:04i do have to admit though
01:08:06i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really there for his dad
01:08:11his dad's dog
01:08:13so you approve now
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:16gucci
01:08:22gucci
01:08:23gucci my boy's back
01:08:25oh
01:08:26Okay, okay, I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:52It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:22Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:09Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:31What is this, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:56Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right.
01:11:45All right.
01:11:45You two.
01:11:46That's enough.
01:11:47All right.
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place.
01:11:51All right.
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast.
01:11:53Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding.
01:12:02All right.
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:06Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:08It was worth a try.
01:12:35And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Emilia.
01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:55And not just about dogs
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:09As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient
01:13:20And a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:34I love you so much
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:13:48But here we are
01:13:49Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:53And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:58And although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:05It feels like a lifetime
01:14:07In a good way
01:14:08I know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:11Te amo Michelangelo
01:14:12I love you
01:14:13With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:14:17And the city of Beverly Hills
01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:21You may kiss your bride
01:14:23Thanks
01:14:32I'm Betsy
01:14:34Amelia's sister
01:14:36I'm Jake
01:14:37Another dog walker
01:14:39It's crazy
01:14:41You know, given my sister
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person
01:14:45Me too
01:14:46Stronger faith, class family
01:14:52Choose in the room, it's a tragedy
01:14:58Thanks
01:15:03What we do
01:15:04I love you
01:15:05You know what people
01:15:07That's the day
01:15:08And I'm sticking to Jesus
01:15:10That's the day
01:15:11Really
01:15:12favorite
01:15:13You know what people
01:15:14Who do
01:15:16You know what you
01:15:17I love you
01:15:17I love you
01:15:18You know
01:15:19When I feel
01:15:20When people
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