Ultimate Fails

From curious dogs to overconfident stunts, this compilation is proof that the universe has a hilarious sense of humor.

Transcript

00:00So, Cheryl got on the hammock twice and almost killed herself, so I'm going to get on the hammock twice and not get hurt.

00:12This one was probably a little bit harder, but I won't fall over like some people.

00:21Hey.

00:24Oh!

00:30Look at that. Professional latticework that I just put up to keep the dog from sneaking out and getting underneath the deck.

00:49All the way around. Even look at that little funky corner there I had to cut. It all looks great. Only one problem.

00:57While I was working on it, I didn't realize that Marley snuck in. And now I've got to find Marley.

01:06Hi there. Hi. You ready to come out? I see you. I see you.

01:12All right, let's get you out of here. All right.

01:14Okay.

01:19Come here!

01:28Wow!

01:29Oh my god!

01:56My god. Which one of you guys did this?

02:15Who got the flower?

02:16Was it you? Or was it you?

02:19Happy Birthday to you!

02:26Happy Birthday to you!

02:30Happy Birthday to you!

02:36Enjoy!

02:42How am I doing? Pretty good?

02:46Practice.

02:47I'm going to turn it up to three-fourths throttle.

02:49I'm going to throw it and then I'm going to pull back on the throttle and guide it into the grass.

02:54Okay.

02:55Now water. Get it! Get the water! Get it! Get that water Noah! Get it! Get that water!

03:13Okay. So who said mothers can hoverboard? Say something. Mm-hmm. Say something now Matthew. Mm-hmm.

03:31Say something Matthew. What you gonna say now? Look at me now. Look, look. Going faster. Going faster.

03:38I'mfighting faster faster.