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00:01:29Maybe next year. Things calmed down at work a little.
00:01:32That's what you said last year.
00:01:40You want to rip some lotion on my back?
00:01:43Maybe later. I don't want to get all these papers greasy.
00:01:51Alan, we have to be consistent.
00:01:53Successive approximations to the goal, remember?
00:01:56God, that language just turns me on.
00:01:58Okay, if you don't want to do it.
00:02:00No, I do. I do want to do it. It's just that book, you know?
00:02:04It just zaps all the spontaneity.
00:02:07The point is to get the spontaneity back.
00:02:11Obviously, we're not there yet.
00:02:16Look, I want this as much as you do.
00:02:20I want to get things back.
00:02:22No, I don't want to get things back.
00:02:24I want to make it better. Better than it's ever been.
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:31So?
00:02:34Let's get to work.
00:02:37Excuse me, where did you get that?
00:02:39This guy I work with at the museum gave it to me.
00:02:42We haven't gotten stoned since college.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:47And it was the best sex we ever had.
00:02:49What about the kids?
00:02:50They're sound asleep.
00:02:51Don't answer that.
00:03:04It might be my morning meeting.
00:03:06Good morning meeting.
00:03:13Hello?
00:03:17Sure, hold on.
00:03:19It's for you.
00:03:20You want me to take a message?
00:03:21I better see who it is.
00:03:25Here she is.
00:03:29Hello.
00:03:31Oh, hi.
00:03:33Oh, no, that's okay.
00:03:36Yeah, I have the keys. Why?
00:03:37Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you.
00:03:45Here you go.
00:03:47Oh, Alan.
00:03:49Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot.
00:03:53What do you think? Slim or none?
00:03:55With your warmth and charm, none.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Not to mention the quarter I just had.
00:04:01Bottom line says it all, pal.
00:04:06Oh, excuse me.
00:04:09Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil.
00:04:13I really will miss you.
00:04:22That's not exactly what I meant.
00:04:24You got the wrong impression.
00:04:29Listen.
00:04:31Wendy and I have been married for 12 years.
00:04:33You've been flirting with me all week.
00:04:36That's not exactly.
00:04:38I find you very attractive.
00:04:41So,
00:04:43do you want to come home with me?
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:54Hey, wake up.
00:05:10You're home.
00:05:12What time is it?
00:05:13It's late.
00:05:15Sorry.
00:05:17We need to talk.
00:05:18What's wrong?
00:05:22I lied to you.
00:05:24There was no business dinner.
00:05:29You remember that Tempo's telling you about Marnie?
00:05:33Verna's replacement.
00:05:34I was at her apartment tonight.
00:05:43Just tell me.
00:05:45It was like I was someone else.
00:05:48She kissed me.
00:05:51We kissed.
00:05:53We kissed.
00:05:55It was wonderful.
00:05:57I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.
00:06:02Then it all just hit me.
00:06:03It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and our whole lives together.
00:06:11It's like you're all in the room with me.
00:06:13And you made me realize what I was doing.
00:06:17I left.
00:06:23I left.
00:06:26I've just been driving around.
00:06:30Like to...
00:06:32My point is...
00:06:34Our marriage means more to me than I ever thought.
00:06:37It's everything.
00:06:39And we gotta do something.
00:06:40We gotta... anything.
00:06:42We gotta fix it.
00:06:45I don't wanna lose you.
00:06:47And I don't wanna lose the kids.
00:06:48I couldn't handle that.
00:07:11You're not alone in this, you know.
00:07:13What do you mean?
00:07:26Remember the pancake house?
00:07:28Where we used to take the kids last summer?
00:07:30The waiter there, Ryan.
00:07:33Sandy-haired, mid-twenties.
00:07:36What, you had an affair with him?
00:07:38No.
00:07:40But I thought about it.
00:07:43A lot.
00:07:45Whenever I made love with you, I fantasized about him.
00:07:52Really?
00:07:55Both times?
00:07:57It's not funny, Ellen.
00:08:00I know.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:05I know.
00:08:06I started going for lunch alone there.
00:08:09Because I wanted them all to myself.
00:08:12That's not the way it should be.
00:08:15I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you.
00:08:36You think the car will be okay down here?
00:08:38It will be fine, don't worry.
00:08:40We have not been down here in so long.
00:08:42We got some time to kill before we pick up the kids from school.
00:08:44I thought it would be fun.
00:08:46Well, we should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume.
00:08:48Ah, what luck.
00:08:50Costumes.
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52It's not exactly what I had in mind.
00:08:54Take a chance.
00:08:56Live dangerous.
00:08:58Honey.
00:09:00So what?
00:09:02She hasn't had two kids.
00:09:08What do you suppose this is?
00:09:09honey so what she hasn't had two kids
00:09:21what do you suppose this is
00:09:28the super v19 auto flagellator guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure
00:09:37thanks what'd you buy a swingers magazine are you kidding what they're all normal people
00:09:55they're non-pros they're like us oh can you imagine soliciting total strangers you're
00:10:02right i'll take it back couldn't hurt to look
00:10:07come on daniel come on you know that thing we're talking about before you did hide it
00:10:17i did don't worry birthday present you know i wasn't serious i have to admit though it
00:10:25is an intriguing thought because it's my birthday two weeks you know huh is that a fact huh completely
00:10:32forgot
00:10:32come on we're down to the t's we don't have a single prospect here
00:10:42keep going
00:10:43the travis's
00:10:47bill's always undressing you mentally on tennis court
00:10:51i like them too much i don't want to risk their friendship what you want to do with people we
00:10:56hate how could i possibly face her at work the next day easy just say hi becky
00:11:02you were incredible last night keep going okay no oh the wakefields
00:11:15you're kidding that's everybody
00:11:24uh it's everybody i had the good sense to leave our family members and of course
00:11:28the bradleys with neil's winning personality well you two compete in enough areas enough already
00:11:34enough well that's it then we don't know a single person we can do it with and it's too scary
00:11:41calling on strangers well still it was fun fantasizing
00:11:47you know we could make up our own ad
00:11:53we'd be in total control we could get a p.o. box and we could screen all the mail
00:11:59you can't be serious i could be if you are
00:12:05no no we're not using a picture in this ad yeah but we'll need one eventually
00:12:22huh this one couldn't you at least find one without the kids we'll just cut them out
00:12:33just like that just like that okay how about this curious but yellow so are we
00:12:47happy but restless suburbanites suburbanites seek twin sparks to rekindle flame
00:12:53dirty minds meticulously clean bodies expect the same of you or no go what do you think
00:13:01hmm they sound perfect
00:13:03so
00:13:12you check on the kids they're fine still doing homework
00:13:40anything interesting yet these are the rejects
00:13:46what is this this is my rubber butt plug
00:13:52that killed it for me too
00:13:56what about these two they're gorgeous they are
00:14:00they're both men jesus oh this is cute
00:14:05sorry about the out of seasons greetings but we're fresh out of centerfolds you two sound just
00:14:14wonderful send us a picture give us a call let's explore the possibilities love and kisses jack and
00:14:20please keep her
00:14:27oh
00:14:30oh
00:14:31oh
00:14:33oh
00:14:35oh
00:14:37oh
00:14:41oh
00:14:43hi who's calling hi this is alan
00:14:54this is alan
00:14:56this is alan
00:14:58this is jack
00:14:59this is jack
00:15:00hi uh look i'm not sure if we're supposed to use last names whatever you feel comfortable with al
00:15:11did you get the picture yes we did and to be perfectly honest i haven't seen louise this excited in a long time it's a good thing i'm not the jealous type
00:15:17listen uh wendy and i we've never done anything like this before i assume you have
00:15:30just a few times so would tomorrow night be okay for you
00:15:34tomorrow
00:15:36neil bradley's already made his presentation
00:15:40a client is looking at his watch
00:15:42talking to a client
00:15:44is that paul mcgrew
00:15:45no
00:15:46how do you ever find anything in this mess
00:15:52so who's neil bradley
00:15:54oh he's some prick i work with
00:15:55uh huh
00:15:57and who's paul mcgrew
00:15:58what are you writing a book
00:16:00hey i'm sorry uh look i'm just trying to get to know you better
00:16:03he owns a large hotel chain
00:16:08i'm the sales manager for western division for a food service company
00:16:12really
00:16:13i'm in sales too
00:16:15high-end audio and video stuff and my wife does a little modeling
00:16:19really
00:16:20my wife works for a children's museum part-time
00:16:23and we have two kids
00:16:25well great
00:16:27okay listen
00:16:28there's a place downtown called the zebra lounge
00:16:30let's meet there tomorrow night say eight o'clock
00:16:33no strings attached
00:16:34okay
00:16:35okay bye
00:16:36bye
00:16:44i've been down in such a dark place
00:16:48i've been a fool and a fool
00:16:52just to please everybody who
00:16:54i said that they love me and i
00:16:56smacked out the food that i was too afraid to swallow
00:17:00i've been locked up in this attic
00:17:02i've been this attic
00:17:04this student's lover of a brain
00:17:08and i've tried so hard to get the difficult sun to shine
00:17:12yes i've tried so hard to break the cycle of pain
00:17:16pain
00:17:17here do it baby
00:17:21do i hate you
00:17:22alan
00:17:23wendy
00:17:24hi
00:17:25i'm jack
00:17:26this is my wife louise the most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:28hello
00:17:30hi
00:17:31make yourself comfortable and jack will order some drinks
00:17:36tina louise and i will have the usual and for you
00:17:40a white label please
00:17:41let me guess
00:17:42let me guess
00:17:43on the rocks
00:17:44yes
00:17:47the same
00:17:49thank you
00:17:51i'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:55we haven't decided anything yet
00:17:59you know
00:18:00your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months
00:18:03i guess
00:18:05well i guess louise and i are getting a little more discriminating
00:18:09i suppose we should be flattered
00:18:11i don't know
00:18:12figured i'd put that out there
00:18:14might be a bit more comforting
00:18:15it's lucky you found us first
00:18:19we are your first right
00:18:21oh yes
00:18:23most definitely
00:18:25you know what i've learned from louise
00:18:26if you just relax and let yourself go
00:18:31you can really have a lot of fun
00:18:34it's just that we've never done anything like this before
00:18:38nothing's going to happen that you don't want to
00:18:41oh
00:18:44thank you
00:18:46you're welcome
00:18:48okay
00:18:51a toast
00:18:53to
00:18:56can you
00:18:57excuse us a minute?
00:19:10no
00:19:12no
00:19:14no
00:19:16no
00:19:18no
00:19:19no
00:19:20excuse us a minute
00:19:26are we crazy?
00:19:28i think they're pretty normal
00:19:30considering
00:19:31do you like him?
00:19:33i don't know
00:19:34i mean he's charming
00:19:36kind of intriguing
00:19:39excuse me
00:19:41how do you feel about her?
00:19:42she's nice attractive very sexy yeah she's very sexy i like his eyes
00:19:50well it was nice meeting you too we're gonna pass oh i'm so disappointed
00:19:58no that's okay if that's your choice but we were having such a nice talk would you just
00:20:03please come finish your drinks sure
00:20:07you know baby i wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little flame problem
00:20:16you're not having affairs yet are you no no not quite no it's problems like that in a marriage
00:20:24that are difficult to solve have you guys read any self-help books or done any counseling we
00:20:31haven't had much luck with them look we really appreciate your concern but well i don't know
00:20:37we're just not ready for this you know alan sometimes it's not such a good idea to wait
00:20:47until you feel like you're ready i know for louise and i well it felt like we were running
00:20:53out of time
00:21:03no um if we were to do this how's it gonna work how would it work hypothetically of course our house is
00:21:15out of the question with the kids and all ours too we have painters coming in why don't you guys
00:21:20leave it up to us hypothetically
00:21:24yeah how does this sound whatever we do we do it together when one of us wants to stop we both
00:21:43stop no questions asked and we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids couldn't put it better
00:21:49myself you want me to sign it now your words good enough for me
00:21:55look if this doesn't feel right we'll just cut it short and come home
00:22:08right
00:22:16do you think we're dressed right i don't know never dressed for an orangey before
00:22:32wow mom you look beautiful thank you you too daddy thanks works for them okay listen you guys i want
00:22:41you to do everything nancy asks you to do okay i promise there'll be something in it for you
00:22:45see ya wow that's the biggest car i've ever seen
00:22:51hi who are those people they're some friends
00:22:56they're going on here but hurry up before they bring out the whole neighborhood
00:22:59see ya
00:23:00bye mommy bye daddy
00:23:02bye
00:23:02wow
00:23:05glass of champagne to the first person who can guess what louise is doing to me right now
00:23:11kidding didn't think you go to such an expense no trouble at all
00:23:16a friend of mine owns the car
00:23:20so how's the painting going what's that you said you're getting your house painted
00:23:28oh no we just say that jack and i like to keep our home private
00:23:33oh no we should be part of that
00:23:36why you guys aren't in a hurry to get home are you
00:23:38our sir can stay the night if we ask her to
00:23:41all right good
00:23:43perfect
00:23:44so al
00:23:47is it right if i call you al
00:23:49excuse me
00:23:50forget it um
00:23:51would you like to trade seats with me
00:23:54because although
00:23:56louise and i
00:23:58don't look like it
00:24:00we're sitting over here feeling a little bit like a senate subcommittee
00:24:04you know what i mean
00:24:05you think
00:24:07that all right
00:24:07sure
00:24:08great
00:24:08yeah
00:24:09okay
00:24:12so how do we look
00:24:14fabulous
00:24:15i would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car
00:24:18you look like you had a tough day at the office
00:24:22actually i did
00:24:25alan's up for a vice presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition
00:24:29ah yes neil bradley
00:24:31little prick
00:24:33a little tense
00:24:37you don't like champagne
00:24:52uh no it's the bubbles
00:24:54honey
00:24:55yes
00:24:57can we give wendy some white label
00:24:59sure
00:24:59here
00:25:00let me
00:25:01here
00:25:02dilemma
00:25:04here i'll take this
00:25:06thank you
00:25:07okay
00:25:08a toast
00:25:11let's have some fun
00:25:13have fun
00:25:14let's have fun
00:25:44Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:14Don't worry, she's in good hands.
00:26:38Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:06Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:18Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:26Let me show you the view.
00:27:38Let me show you the view.
00:27:54Let me show you the view.
00:28:10Let me show you the view.
00:28:26Let me show you the view.
00:28:46What did we get him?
00:28:48Hey, no, no, no.
00:28:50It's already went.
00:28:52Great.
00:28:54Hi, you have reached the bar next.
00:28:56Please leave a message after the beep.
00:29:00Hey, it's Jack here.
00:29:02Where have you two been hiding?
00:29:04Louise and I would love to see you two again.
00:29:08I didn't even turn your last call.
00:29:10I never got around to it.
00:29:12Well, honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing, that's all.
00:29:20Tell them that we had a really good time and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:26They take it too personally.
00:29:28Yes.
00:29:29Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:35Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:43What?
00:29:45They were incredible though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:48It's our way.
00:29:56Two, three, go!
00:30:09Thank you!
00:30:11Thank you!
00:30:12Happy!
00:30:17Are you about finished with that thing?
00:30:18The ice cream's melting.
00:30:21Why come you scooped it out so soon?
00:30:23Wendy asked me to.
00:30:24me too here mom let's cut this cake hello everybody sorry we're late oh what a great place to have a
00:30:32party jack louise hey everybody this is jack and louise hi friends and this is uh bendy's mom oh
00:30:47hey jack nice to meet you and this must be the birthday boy
00:30:52huh is it for me no it's for me
00:31:00happy birthday daniel from aunt louise and uncle jack
00:31:05what do you have fun with that are you saying they're our aunt and uncle honey they're just
00:31:09trying to be friendly be polite okay so is anybody going to give us some cake of course yes have some
00:31:14cake you could have a smaller piece yeah thanks i'm gonna need pork and maybe american
00:31:24oh would you like to have some we'll get her on okay
00:31:29thanks bell who wants to see uncle jack juggle
00:31:31me you're doing great honey thank you baby you know alan if i hadn't called your secretary i
00:31:40never would have known about this party huh everybody loves jack why don't you find him
00:31:53attractive because i find your husband ken very good looking
00:31:58rachel rachel can get the kids it's time to go one hand
00:32:08i could kill your secretary well you were the one that asked her to give out the directions
00:32:21yes to invited guests and what was she supposed to do interrogate every caller
00:32:26i got a present too from aunt louise it's my own birthday present
00:32:33a bracelet
00:32:36it's nice honey
00:32:40it's really nice
00:32:46yeah i know
00:32:50i'll call you on tuesday yeah
00:32:52congratulations
00:32:57what for we're finally getting our shots with paul mcgrew
00:33:00no kidding
00:33:02oh all my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off apparently so his office called he wants to play
00:33:07tennis this afternoon we've got a court for one o'clock oh yes alan this is our big chance
00:33:13when he gets here you introduce us i'll take it from there that's gonna be a little hard
00:33:22i don't even know what he looks like i've never met him before well that must be him right there
00:33:28good afternoon gentlemen no alan good to see you and you must be the big boss
00:33:35but you said you didn't know what he looks like i don't know what he looks like that's somebody
00:33:40else a friend sort of hey fellas i'm jack bauer adam frazier great to see you adam hey alan
00:33:49jack oh yeah i think our fourth run a little late excuse me paul mcgrew it's why you're here
00:33:53isn't it yes but jack buddy i love this guy hey hey paul how are you good to see you hi paul mcgrew
00:34:00adam frazier hi adam ellen barnett oh and finally yeah jack here tells me you're gonna make me an
00:34:05offer i can't refuse we're sure gonna try well it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me
00:34:10we're gonna be in business let's get to it so paul's company commissioned my company to do his whole
00:34:19chain monitors speakers everything big screen tvs wireless speakers and all the bars it is going
00:34:27to be sensational all right now don't hurt him allen get you next time bauer anytime paul thank you
00:34:42thanks good game take it easy paul see you at the office and i enjoy it i gotta do that he likes you
00:34:50already i can tell how did you do this it was easy just closed him with a great deal
00:34:59just like that oh it's all on the technique fbqs
00:35:06what friendly persistent questioning stare you know when you get to that critical moment in a
00:35:16transaction right this is what i do is that good or what you didn't tell him about us of course not
00:35:34this is business buddy come on let's butt jack could sell circles around me well what did he do it for
00:35:53a commission finder's fee to get what he wants which is
00:36:05us
00:36:08ellen i thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore
00:36:12i know
00:36:14but it was a huge favor he did i mean
00:36:17i may get the promotion could be a big bonus it seems rude not to
00:36:30that's ridiculous i'm sorry forget it
00:36:35okay but is that i mean is that what you want
00:36:37do you want to do it again do you want her again don't you
00:36:54you still have great ass you thank you you have a great ass too
00:37:01i could get jealous tonight
00:37:02i'm hoping you do
00:37:07really well two can play that game give us a kiss
00:37:19hello barnet
00:37:23we missed you we've been looking forward to this
00:37:28you look amazing thank you i got my hair done hi hello
00:37:39you're looking pretty smooth yourself there alan why thank you i actually shaved what do you think
00:37:45this is awesome should have worn a toga you won't be needing one
00:37:50i thought we'd try something a little different tonight you guys ever done ecstasy
00:38:04i took a quaalude once in college oh they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front
00:38:20i'm up for it
00:38:28pretty cool
00:38:38you've never done this
00:38:48i think
00:39:12um
00:39:16to good friends
00:39:25it's a good business
00:39:26have you ever been with a woman before
00:39:56why don't you ever help me
00:40:20about last night
00:40:23let's not talk about it okay
00:40:25i'm gonna get the kids
00:40:28so are you ready to face the food smart guys i wouldn't worry about me alan
00:40:37you know it was supposed to be my account
00:40:39frazier must really want it sending the both of us if adam and really wanted it
00:40:44he'd have sent just me hey guys
00:40:46neil bradley right yeah great suit jack bauer how are you
00:40:52hi alan's told me all about you
00:40:55see you at the meeting neil right
00:40:59you take care now
00:41:01you don't call anymore
00:41:05why is that why you came
00:41:06yeah
00:41:07i've been kind of swamped at work
00:41:11oh well listen buddy
00:41:13louis really misses you
00:41:16you know what i'm saying
00:41:18we've been too busy i understand can't make it tonight let's try for tomorrow night
00:41:22brooks for sire tomorrow
00:41:25i'll check my calendar
00:41:27if i didn't know any better i'd think you're trying to avoid us
00:41:32okay
00:41:37okay
00:41:39next week
00:41:41how about a show dinner
00:41:42whatever you want
00:41:43great
00:41:45see how easy that was
00:41:47call me
00:41:49promise
00:41:50i promise
00:41:52see you soon
00:41:54well thank you very much for your presentation
00:42:02we've obviously put a lot of work into it
00:42:04we'll think about it and uh
00:42:07get back to you
00:42:08okay
00:42:10thank
00:42:11with all due respect
00:42:13there is nothing to think about
00:42:15the fact is we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality service or price
00:42:22so
00:42:26what do you say
00:42:27whoo what a day
00:42:35get promoted in the morning close a deal the same night
00:42:38promoted what the hell are you talking about
00:42:40didn't adam tell you he picked me
00:42:41no he didn't tell me
00:42:43well you know he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape
00:42:45the fuck up this deal
00:42:46fuck it up
00:42:47i closed it you piece of shit
00:42:50yeah
00:42:52uh
00:42:54we'll bring it up at your review
00:42:55see you tomorrow pal
00:43:15you coming
00:43:16you coming
00:43:17you coming
00:43:22and
00:43:23ciao
00:43:25and
00:43:34i
00:43:52No way.
00:44:03Louise, I can't do this. Wendy and I, we're not...
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife.
00:44:14The bedroom, and...
00:44:16Daddy had to work late.
00:44:21Where have you been?
00:44:22What are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma. Mom's in a bad mood.
00:44:27Like, what else is new?
00:44:35Hey, Margaret.
00:44:36Yeah, I just walked in.
00:44:38Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of.
00:44:42Yeah.
00:44:43Okay, don't worry about it. I'll call you.
00:44:47We're not the right kind of people, Ellen.
00:44:52Whatever made us think we could do this?
00:44:54I'm...
00:44:55We've made some mistakes, but they're in the past. It's behind us. It's done.
00:45:00Everything is okay, really.
00:45:04It's gonna be okay, really.
00:45:08What happened to your lap?
00:45:11I banged it. Getting in the car. It's nothing.
00:45:14It's nothing.
00:45:15Promise me that we'll never see them again.
00:45:18Again.
00:45:23I promise.
00:45:27I swear to God.
00:45:29I swear to God.
00:45:30I swear to God.
00:45:33Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:36No.
00:45:38No, it must be that soap.
00:45:40You're right.
00:45:42You're right.
00:45:43You know, we ought to get things back on track.
00:45:48What do you want to do?
00:45:50Just...
00:45:51something...
00:45:53normal.
00:45:54Can I answer the phone?
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:15The meeting broke up around 10, 15.
00:46:18Last time I saw Neil, he was in the lobby, and he was heading for the elevator.
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together?
00:46:22No.
00:46:24I went to the men's room.
00:46:27We'd take separate cars.
00:46:31So, was it a mugging? What happened?
00:46:33He was beaten to death.
00:46:35They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something.
00:46:38Jesus.
00:46:41After you left the men's room, what did you do?
00:46:47I went to the parking garage.
00:46:49Got in my car.
00:46:50Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?
00:46:53No.
00:46:54Just got in my car and left.
00:46:56Parking attendance records show that you left the garage at 10.44.
00:47:01Wait a minute. Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey.
00:47:04Some of the night staff said that you and Mr. Bradley had an argument in the lobby, you know, at 10.20.
00:47:08Well, it wasn't really an argument. We were discussing a business deal.
00:47:12I'm just trying to establish a timeline.
00:47:15Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this, he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world.
00:47:22As of now, we don't have any suspects.
00:47:29So, are we through?
00:47:31Sure.
00:47:33I know where I can find you.
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late.
00:47:37Oh, what happened to your lip?
00:47:39Oh, I banged it on the car door. I'm a real klutz sometimes.
00:47:53I'm still hungry.
00:47:55I know. Let's make some cookies. We haven't done that in a long time.
00:47:59Chocolate chip! Peanut butter! I like peanut butter!
00:48:01What do you think, Dad?
00:48:03Huh?
00:48:04Oh, I'm sorry. Whatever.
00:48:12Uncle Jack! We just had pizza!
00:48:14Yay! Right on, Linda!
00:48:16Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:17She's at home, but she told me to give you a big hug.
00:48:21Now, you guys run in there and see. I brought you a big surprise.
00:48:24Oh, boy!
00:48:28Went for pizza, huh?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30How'd you get in?
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:33Everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant.
00:48:37Mom! Dad! Come see what Uncle Jack bought us!
00:48:43Wow! They're almost life-size!
00:48:45This is awesome!
00:48:48We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years.
00:48:52But Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it.
00:48:55Thanks, Uncle Jack!
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan.
00:48:58Why don't you take your brother outside?
00:49:01Oh, do we have to?
00:49:03Just go.
00:49:05...and share their bounty with hungry offspring.
00:49:09One should never approach any huge creatures...
00:49:11Well, I hope you like where I put it.
00:49:13I went through the whole house, and this seemed like the best spot.
00:49:15Coming to you right to the point.
00:49:17You can't accept the TV. You have to take it back.
00:49:22And we really resent you breaking into our house.
00:49:28Can you get out of my chair, please?
00:49:30I don't understand.
00:49:33I was just trying to surprise you guys.
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you or Louise anymore.
00:49:38It's not right for us.
00:49:40And frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it.
00:49:44That's too bad.
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship.
00:49:47Well, it's not gonna work out.
00:49:50Well, hang on, guys.
00:49:51I mean, what happened here?
00:49:52It's just a TV.
00:49:54Listen.
00:49:56Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time.
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do anymore.
00:50:02I mean, we had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple,
00:50:07so that we could all just settle down.
00:50:09Jack.
00:50:10You realize we are totally committed to you.
00:50:12We're not interested.
00:50:14You gotta find somebody else.
00:50:16So, in the meantime,
00:50:18get your TV,
00:50:20take it out of here,
00:50:21and then we can all go on with our lives.
00:50:24You make it all sound so simple, Al.
00:50:27It is, Jack.
00:50:28No, it's not, Wendy.
00:50:30You see,
00:50:32underneath it all,
00:50:34Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do.
00:50:37Nice house,
00:50:38family,
00:50:39friends.
00:50:41You've really opened our eyes.
00:50:42Jack,
00:50:43I'm sorry, but this,
00:50:45this is not our problem.
00:50:53I was really looking forward to spending some more time with you since you got the promotion.
00:50:57You got that promotion?
00:50:58Yeah, I, uh, I was next in line.
00:51:01He deserved it.
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil.
00:51:09I think it's time you...
00:51:15go.
00:51:18Yeah.
00:51:21You're probably right.
00:51:22You bastard.
00:51:32Turn it off.
00:51:33It's a gift.
00:51:34For your eyes only.
00:51:35I'm not going to show anyone else.
00:51:36You won't believe this.
00:51:37We've got to...
00:51:38Give me the control.
00:51:43We can't see what we got.
00:51:44Stop!
00:52:05Come on guys, let's go outside.
00:52:14You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?
00:52:31No.
00:52:38I don't know.
00:52:40What do you think?
00:52:46I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them.
00:53:09Adam, I've been thinking about this vice-presidency and it...
00:53:20Well, it doesn't feel right.
00:53:21Alan, just relax.
00:53:22You've earned it.
00:53:23Now we all feel bad about Neil, but what happened to him wasn't your fault.
00:53:27Every dog has his day.
00:53:28This is yours.
00:53:29Jack!
00:53:30Hey.
00:53:31How are you?
00:53:32Good, Adam.
00:53:33Nice to see you.
00:53:34Congratulations on the promotion, Alan.
00:53:35What are you doing here?
00:53:36I'm just trying to tell you about this.
00:53:37Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit video surveillance system.
00:53:41Offices, warehouses, parking lots.
00:53:44He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on.
00:53:46Because there's nothing more important than safe employees.
00:53:49That's right.
00:53:50I'll get those figures from you later, Jack.
00:53:51You take care now.
00:53:53Well, everything's falling right into place.
00:53:59I got work to do.
00:54:01Alan.
00:54:02You know how much we love you guys, right?
00:54:15Do me a favor.
00:54:16Tell Wendy to call off the investigation.
00:54:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her.
00:54:25Ask her what she's been doing all day.
00:54:27Oh, no.
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:30Fuck.
00:54:31Burn, I...
00:54:33I'm sorry.
00:54:34I'm sorry.
00:54:35That detective called.
00:54:36He wants to talk to you again.
00:54:46Come on, Daniel!
00:54:47Come on, hustle it!
00:54:48Hustle it!
00:54:49Hustle it!
00:54:50Hustle it!
00:54:51Do it!
00:54:52Do it!
00:54:53Do it!
00:54:54Do it!
00:54:55this guy at the bar said that
00:55:00jack put a man's head through a window and louise just laughed
00:55:03people have fights in bars
00:55:07the guy was louise's first husband
00:55:11i found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident
00:55:15a month later
00:55:17so
00:55:19there were no witnesses
00:55:22that was a really dumb thing going down to that bar by yourself
00:55:31well too bad the point is i think we have to tell the police
00:55:35what tell them what the couple that we've been swinging with aren't the
00:55:38upright citizens that we thought they were because if we tell the police
00:55:41everything's going to come out all there is to do is to put as much
00:55:45distance between us and them as possible
00:55:47did you see me did you see what i did
00:55:56i'm sorry champ what happened
00:55:58just scored the winning goal
00:56:00oh god excuse me
00:56:02daniel
00:56:05got it
00:56:15cover that with the light
00:56:17Oh, no, no, no, no, okay.
00:56:47Hello?
00:56:52Bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:55Hi, neighbors.
00:56:59No, you're not.
00:57:02I love the suburbs.
00:57:03Look who's here.
00:57:04It's so great.
00:57:05Oh, hi.
00:57:07So what do you think?
00:57:09Okay, you've made your point.
00:57:12This isn't gonna change anything,
00:57:16because we're not like you,
00:57:18and we never will be.
00:57:20What has happened to you two?
00:57:22I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?
00:57:25Isn't that what you wanted?
00:57:26I mean, all we wanted to do is be close to you.
00:57:29Just stay away from us.
00:57:32You better straighten her out, Alan.
00:57:34Everything's fine over here.
00:57:37This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:46I spoke to a couple of agents today.
00:57:52The real estate market's still in the dumper.
00:57:55Our house is upside down.
00:57:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:59It means that we...
00:58:04It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:58:09You still want to sell?
00:58:11Of course.
00:58:12What do you think?
00:58:13I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:58:18It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:58:20Let them change schools, leave their friends.
00:58:23There are other factors involved, Mother.
00:58:26Is there something wrong between you and Alan?
00:58:29No.
00:58:30I mean, no.
00:58:31Why would you ask such a thing?
00:58:33Well...
00:58:36It's just that...
00:58:39Oh, dear.
00:58:47It's just that Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father,
00:58:53could she and Daniel come and live with me?
00:58:55Now, why would she say a thing like that?
00:58:58I don't know, Mother.
00:58:59She's a kid.
00:59:00They say strange things.
00:59:03Well, isn't that the fellow that came to Daniel's birthday party?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11A strange couple.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15And another.
00:59:16I didn't know they were your neighbors.
00:59:18Do we have dessert in front of the TV?
00:59:20Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen.
00:59:24You have a big screen TV?
00:59:26We used to have one.
00:59:30But Mom broke it.
00:59:31Oh, too bad, huh?
00:59:32Who wants ice cream with their pie?
00:59:33Me!
00:59:34I want to hear more about this television.
00:59:35Mom!
00:59:36It was a present from Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise.
00:59:38Hello?
00:59:39Mom smashed it on purpose.
00:59:42Yeah.
00:59:43Just a second.
00:59:44It's for you, Dad!
00:59:45It's a detective!
00:59:47Oh, boy.
00:59:48Let's have our pie in the other room.
00:59:49Hello?
00:59:50Uh...
00:59:51No.
00:59:52Look.
00:59:53I've already told you everything I know.
00:59:55No.
00:59:56I'm with my family.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59Monday I can.
01:00:00I have meetings all day.
01:00:02Tuesday?
01:00:0610am.
01:00:08Sure.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:39Hi.
01:00:40How was your day?
01:00:41I couldn't get anything done.
01:00:42I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow.
01:00:47Well, you're just gonna tell him the same thing you told him before, right?
01:00:52Where you were that night and what you did?
01:00:54How complicated could that be?
01:00:55Daddy!
01:00:56Hey, Sam.
01:00:57How was your day?
01:00:58Okay.
01:00:59Hmm?
01:01:00Where's your sister?
01:01:01She's still at Scout's.
01:01:02No, she isn't.
01:01:03She went next door.
01:01:04To the Newmans?
01:01:05No.
01:01:06To Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise's.
01:01:08Brooke, where are you?
01:01:09We're playing dress-up.
01:01:10How do I look?
01:01:11How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:13I'm not.
01:01:14I'm not.
01:01:15I'm not.
01:01:16I'm not.
01:01:17I'm not.
01:01:18I'm not.
01:01:19I'm not.
01:01:20I'm not.
01:01:21I'm not.
01:01:22I'm not.
01:01:23I'm not.
01:01:24How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:26Just pretend, Mom.
01:01:28Wendy, come on.
01:01:29Go straight home.
01:01:30We're calling the police.
01:01:31I'm gonna talk to you when you get there.
01:01:32What are you talking about?
01:01:33She came here on her own.
01:01:34She's 11 years old, you sick fuck.
01:01:36You better not have touched her.
01:01:37Take it easy, Alan.
01:01:38It was an innocent little game.
01:01:40As if you're innocent of anything.
01:01:41To people like you, being innocent means you just didn't get caught.
01:01:44You mean people like us.
01:01:45And we know about your first husband's accident, too.
01:01:48But what about Neil?
01:01:49Oh.
01:01:50Well, I like this game.
01:01:54Go ahead.
01:01:56Call the cops.
01:01:59But you might want to consider what some people might think of some dirty little facts about
01:02:04you, too.
01:02:05Like your mother, Wendy.
01:02:07Or Adam Fraser and the boys at work, Alan.
01:02:10Or how about the parents of all those little kiddies that come through Wendy's museum.
01:02:16And you know who'd really like to see that tape?
01:02:19Child Protective Services.
01:02:22Absolutely.
01:02:23They'd have your kids out of here so quick it'd look like a fucking alien abduction.
01:02:29You two are repulsive.
01:02:31You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices.
01:02:35What?
01:02:36That's right, Wendy.
01:02:37You see your husband here.
01:02:39He fucked me.
01:02:41And he fucked me in an elevator.
01:02:45And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you.
01:02:49We understand each other?
01:02:52Look, it was stupid and spur of the moment. I didn't think.
01:03:06In the elevator, for Christ's sake.
01:03:08Look, Wendy, I'm sorry.
01:03:10I'll do whatever you want.
01:03:11You broke the rules.
01:03:12There are no rules in something like this.
01:03:14It was a big mistake.
01:03:15A mistake that never would have occurred to me.
01:03:17I was raised Catholic, for Christ's sake.
01:03:19You were in this every step of the way, and you know it.
01:03:21Not every step.
01:03:22And now they have their hooks in our kids.
01:03:24I'm calling the police.
01:03:25I'm calling the police.
01:03:26You're not gonna call the police.
01:03:27Stop it!
01:03:38I don't know how I'm gonna tell my mother.
01:03:40I might be able to get a job in Cleveland.
01:03:46Of course, I won't have a reference.
01:03:49You make your plans.
01:03:50Just don't include me in the kids.
01:03:52Don't.
01:03:53Would you like to win when the on workCause later sit down?
01:03:58But you know, if you're passing through,
01:04:15I think you're a real professor.
01:04:17You're a real professor.
01:04:20Did you hear that?
01:04:30Shit.
01:04:32Yeah.
01:04:50Yeah.
01:05:20Hey, buddy.
01:05:28Borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:30I thought I'd get you another one.
01:05:34Took my lug wrench?
01:05:40With my fingerprints on it.
01:05:43Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
01:05:51See you, Alan.
01:05:53By the way, do you really think we'd let the two of you leave?
01:05:57I'm going to go.
01:06:04I'm going to go.
01:07:07All of us. The four of us.
01:07:11Yeah, that's what I was calling about.
01:07:15Yeah, us too.
01:07:18We have a great place. It's very secluded.
01:07:23A client of mine owns it. He's going to be away.
01:07:25Right. Well, you talk to Louise, and we can set a date.
01:07:33Great. Talk to you soon.
01:07:35Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47You haven't braided my hair for a really long time.
01:08:09I guess I just felt like it.
01:08:12Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?
01:08:14I was never mad at you, sweetheart.
01:08:17Then how come you act so mean all the time?
01:08:21It's not your fault.
01:08:26I'm sorry, honey.
01:08:28Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own.
01:08:35And you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything right all the time.
01:08:42Try to be everything for everybody.
01:08:45But it is not possible.
01:08:50We make mistakes.
01:08:53But I promise you that things are going to change.
01:08:57I'm going to do better, okay?
01:09:02I love you.
01:09:08Pretty girl.
01:09:10Do you think they're suspicious?
01:09:20Maybe.
01:09:22The thing to remember is Jack can't think past his dick.
01:09:25So if we keep their minds focused on sex,
01:09:29we should be okay.
01:09:35Hey, look.
01:09:36Brooke's retainer.
01:09:40Hey, guys.
01:09:51What a really nice place.
01:09:53Love the boots, Wendy.
01:10:03Scotch.
01:10:05No, thank you.
01:10:06You sure it's your favorite?
01:10:07I'm fine.
01:10:08Really, thanks.
01:10:10Maybe.
01:10:12Maybe.
01:10:21Come here.
01:10:23why don't we go upstairs and go exploring that is a great idea that way wendy and i can stay
01:10:45right here and snuggle i tell you what why don't the two of you go upstairs and wendy and i will meet
01:11:00you up there soon you know you guys are acting a little weird are you sure that you're not
01:11:11still holding a crutch no no can't we just talk why rush it let's enjoy it
01:11:29baby
01:11:34i'm starting to get a really bad feeling about all of this really
01:11:42why don't you feel these
01:11:50well i'm glad we could all be friends again
01:11:52wendy honey i'm so sorry i never meant it to go that far if i could have thought of a way to stop it i
01:12:14would have just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep
01:12:27and i'm so sorry i'm gonna get in there and i'll get in there and i'll get in there and i'll get in there
01:12:35so
01:12:37I don't know.
01:13:08You think that's going to make your problems go away?
01:13:16I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger.
01:13:22And then I'd die respecting you.
01:13:37Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:40I don't know.
01:14:10Come on.
01:14:23Come on.
01:14:26Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:31Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:39Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:39Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:40Perfect!
01:14:41Now what?
01:14:42Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:50Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:51Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:52Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:55Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:56Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:57Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:58Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:59Come on, you piece of shit!
01:15:00Come on, you piece of shit!
01:15:01You piece of shit!
01:15:01Come on, you piece of shit!
01:15:02Well, what I've learned is if you find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control, the smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride.
01:15:12Oh, and then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere!
01:15:16Oh, that's right!
01:15:17He was gonna sight us?
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:21Baby, remember Santorini?
01:15:23You know all that beautiful black sand?
01:15:27Of course, you stole the show by going topless on the beach and all those creek boys about ready to snap it right there.
01:15:34How long till we reach the gas station?
01:15:36You know what, we should go there!
01:15:38We could bring the kids!
01:15:39That's a great idea!
01:15:41Of course, I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big, beautiful tits.
01:15:46Lou!
01:15:48Jack!
01:15:49Jack!
01:15:50You're on the road!
01:15:51It's okay, we're fine, guys.
01:15:53Please be quiet, I'm trying to concentrate!
01:15:55Jack, people walk!
01:15:56Please!
01:15:57Jack, slow down!
01:15:58Stop!
01:15:59Stop!
01:16:00Jack!
01:16:01Jack, look out!
01:16:03Back up!
01:16:06Jack!
01:16:10Jack!
01:16:12Jack!
01:16:14Jack!
01:16:18Let's go!
01:16:20Jack, Imperial biceps!
01:16:26Jack, Department been riding!
01:16:30I don't know.
01:17:00Yes, ma'am.
01:17:30We crashed.
01:17:36We fucking crashed!
01:17:39We crashed!
01:17:42What are you doing?
01:17:43We never crashed!
01:17:45Oh, Lou!
01:17:52Louise?
01:17:53Louise?
01:17:56Baby?
01:17:58Louise?
01:17:59Lou?
01:18:02Louise?
01:18:05Oh, baby, Louise?
01:18:13Ellen?
01:18:14Ellen?
01:18:15Ellen?
01:18:16Ellen?
01:18:17Ellen?
01:18:18Wendy?
01:18:19Come on, you guys.
01:18:20You gotta help us get out of here.
01:18:22Where are you guys?
01:18:23Fucking lay out!
01:18:24Ellen!
01:18:25I'm stuck!
01:18:26Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:28You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:29You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:30Come on, guys!
01:18:31We're still a team, right?
01:18:32When this is all over, we gotta do it again!
01:18:36Ellen?
01:18:37Ellen?
01:18:38Come back!
01:18:39Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:41You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:43You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:45Come on, guys!
01:18:46We're still a team, right?
01:18:47When this is all over, we gotta do it again!
01:18:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:18:59Ellen!
01:19:29How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:35There's no way around it, really.
01:19:37I practically promised it to them.
01:19:42Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's gonna need braces?
01:19:47Bills.
01:19:48Bills, bills, bills, bills.
01:19:51And more bills.
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:05And a back rub?
01:20:09Really?
01:20:12Sure.
01:20:15Where's the lotion?
01:20:29Get the ball, get the ball!
01:20:59Whoo!
01:21:01Good boy!
01:21:03Whoo-hoo!
01:21:29Good boy!
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