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00:00:00Married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I must stay in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Donald Walker.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, when we thought I was late, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:34Come on, Gucci.
00:02:35Let's go.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37I'm real real.
00:02:38Hey, Jay.
00:02:39Come on, Gucci.
00:02:40Let's go.
00:02:41Hey, I'm real real.
00:02:42Hey, Jay.
00:02:43Come on, Gucci.
00:02:44Let's go.
00:02:45You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:00It reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10Oh, you see.
00:03:11See.
00:03:12Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:13I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:14That means free underwear for life.
00:03:15For life.
00:03:16Some parents would be proud.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:18Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:19You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:20Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:21Hmm.
00:03:22All right.
00:03:23Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:24And don't be late.
00:03:25Bye, Dad.
00:03:26Bye.
00:03:27Bye.
00:03:28Bye.
00:03:29Bye.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:31Bye.
00:03:32Bye.
00:03:48Bye.
00:03:49Bye.
00:03:50Bye.
00:03:52Bye.
00:03:53Bye.
00:03:55Excuse me.
00:04:02남幾 researcher Julia, woofee eco-doo.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07I know my Gucci.
00:04:08Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:10He used to settle down, and find himself a nice girl, huh.
00:04:13Might kill him, anyê°€.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:45Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned, you went to business school, you have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it, because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:47Hey, you okay?
00:05:52Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:15Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:54Ciao Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:00What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have the savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:21It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:32Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:41Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight, and make something nice.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54Okay.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57Okay.
00:07:58Okay.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:00Mwa.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair...
00:08:05I have someone I want you to meet with.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:12Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course everything's from Italy here.
00:08:16Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo for my son.
00:08:20Hmm.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:23Mm-hmm.
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:25Mm-hmm.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:28Don't be so defensive.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:59What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:48Now.
00:09:49See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:12Whoa!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:13You're crazy, bitch!
00:10:18Amelia, whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out.
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right, and that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, all right?
00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Yeah, and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay, I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:11Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:32Well, Angelo, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:44See, there's something in common already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh, but I learned a thing
00:12:05or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:51then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mom?
00:13:16Yeah, try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign here.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:18It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:28I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:48You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:06Like, I always taught you.
00:16:10Well...
00:16:11Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:26Michelangelo...
00:16:27Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Michelangelo?
00:16:33Shhh.
00:16:38Like, start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so...
00:16:52toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:58You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:57Nice place.
00:18:24I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:56Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:54See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:11Better not.
00:20:12How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No. What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:21:00I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:14Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:19I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really...
00:21:24hung over.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:33How are you?
00:21:34Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:54All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I... I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Gucci.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:23It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Booper driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:36Wow.
00:23:37I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:39Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:44If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit, I got a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:18Hell yeah.
00:24:20I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:29I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:47I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:58Are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24.
00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:06Nope.
00:25:07Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:14I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where? I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:23Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course. It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:32You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:00Oh my goodness.
00:26:01Are you okay?
00:26:02Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:03You're engaged, remember?
00:26:05And this is our new palette.
00:26:07It's Matt's collection.
00:26:08He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:10But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:16What, Dad?
00:26:18What, Dad?
00:26:26What a day, Dad.
00:26:27It's not even lunch time yet.
00:26:29Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see, see, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:28Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:39Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:12Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Berlina.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:37So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:27Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53I've got my own function.
00:29:54I've got my own function.
00:30:25What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Oh, thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:57It's Michael Lanzo of Dino Levino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like it.
00:32:40Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:32:58Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:20Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:54You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:37I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:07No, I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:06This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:40Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05They're treating me like shit.
00:37:06That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:57I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:00I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:30where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker
00:38:56oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:00must have been all those free beers
00:39:03we don't have to talk about this right
00:39:08we had too many drinks
00:39:09we just forget it ever happened
00:39:11if that's what you want
00:39:13definitely
00:39:14um i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head
00:39:24there's pedialite in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course
00:39:30my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great
00:39:37thanks
00:39:38i don't feel great
00:39:41the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44you on the other hand
00:39:47are glowing today
00:39:48what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait
00:39:57for the first time
00:39:59yeah
00:40:00we're taking it slow
00:40:02michelangelo the male gigolo
00:40:06was taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and how was it
00:40:15well
00:40:16really bad
00:40:18right
00:40:19i knew it
00:40:20actually
00:40:20it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:23well that explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again and
00:40:46you get the picture
00:40:48hey
00:40:51opposite to track
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58because you're so different
00:41:00something like that
00:41:02here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:14i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:24what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:54hey unfortunately something came up
00:42:00i can't make it tonight
00:42:03why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:11we should talk about
00:42:38i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but
00:42:44last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it
00:42:55you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay
00:43:05i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some
00:43:12big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:21you don't understand
00:43:21let's
00:43:22let's get some takeout
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:25i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:45i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:52do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but
00:44:00there is
00:44:01a fire
00:44:02between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:45:04so
00:45:13i set the kitchen on fire
00:45:15how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire
00:45:19it's not my fault
00:45:21they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they cancelled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny
00:45:29just wait till the next episode
00:45:30the captain gets super drunk off his espresso martinis
00:45:32and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know
00:45:40when you're not acting like a complete douchebag
00:45:42you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey
00:45:51if the sex stays this good
00:45:53i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious
00:45:55the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like
00:46:02you and me
00:46:02together together
00:46:04why not
00:46:05were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh
00:46:29hey royce
00:46:30jake
00:46:31jake
00:46:32how's it going
00:46:33good
00:46:35yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy
00:46:39i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new life
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47you think so
00:47:48ooh
00:47:49maybe i'm finally starting to hang in this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:52now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:55you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:57gucci
00:47:58sure
00:47:59but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty
00:48:02yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:04you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:08at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:13now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:16he he he he
00:48:18so
00:48:23you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:28you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:37let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:49no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:57you're right i should work less
00:49:00if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:05i've got a big surprise
00:49:14a surprise
00:49:15just wait and see
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:27grazie enzo
00:49:28have a good night mr. Dino Gallino
00:49:35what's that?
00:49:36special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli
00:49:39but gucci?
00:49:40what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:49:42you know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:45i thought you were off the clock today
00:49:48besides a special occasion
00:49:50i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into him
00:49:54i'm kidding
00:49:55this is for us
00:49:56why don't you get us a court script?
00:49:57what else is in the back?
00:49:58just some
00:50:00some
00:50:01some
00:50:02some
00:50:03some
00:50:04some
00:50:05some
00:50:06some
00:50:07some
00:50:08some
00:50:09imported Italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real Italian dinner
00:50:13you can cook?
00:50:28that was so good
00:50:30i feel like i just
00:50:31went to Italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you
00:50:35do this? i can't cook at all
00:50:37making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:41no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i
00:50:47never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pray
00:50:53she
00:50:54passed away when i was eleven
00:50:56breast cancer
00:50:58but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in Tuscany
00:51:02and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:13i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:17that's really special
00:51:19i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:25i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:32but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:35just don't tell TMZ
00:51:38what about your parents?
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was thirteen
00:51:45it's been me and Betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:49i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:54i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:52:00i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:02i'll help you
00:52:03no no it's fine
00:52:04i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:07good
00:52:08cause i hate them
00:52:10well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine?
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him?
00:52:20her
00:52:23you don't want espresso
00:52:33hey
00:52:35hey
00:52:36do you want an espresso?
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41i need to have a morning medium
00:52:42i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43ok well
00:52:44don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i?
00:52:48ready bro?
00:52:50well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties?
00:52:55you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:01there you go
00:53:03ok bye
00:53:04bye
00:53:07love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:18sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:22me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:25talk about it later?
00:53:27yeah
00:53:29ok
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:35look who's here
00:53:37hey
00:53:39my little guy
00:53:41hey little gucci
00:53:43look at this right here
00:53:45let's try one
00:53:47oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:49just like that
00:53:50huh
00:53:51yeah
00:53:52even got one for big brother
00:53:55right there
00:53:57come to papa
00:53:58yes my boy
00:54:00alright alright
00:54:01alright alright
00:54:02so we gotta talk about this wedding right?
00:54:03this is two weeks off
00:54:04hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer
00:54:06and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:54:07he says the band is free
00:54:09you like cold play right?
00:54:10dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:13well alright then we'll book the magic castle how about that? not too big plenty of room for cold play huh?
00:54:17dad let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:20what? something wrong with me?
00:54:22no
00:54:23everything is great
00:54:25better than great honestly
00:54:26but we cannot have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:28it says the band is free
00:54:30it says the band is free
00:54:31you like cold play right?
00:54:32dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what? something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great honestly
00:54:45but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:55wow i never thought of that
00:54:58you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:04you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:08i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love?
00:55:17yeah i don't know
00:55:20he's cute
00:55:22alright alright
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27alright? and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:35no cold play
00:55:43so
00:55:45it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:49i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured
00:55:55what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:58oh
00:56:00congratulations
00:56:02thank you
00:56:03i wasn't expecting it
00:56:05i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions?
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:13maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:16what's wrong sis?
00:56:18we should be celebrating!
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:23no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:26amelia
00:56:27i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:30is it michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:35if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:43it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:47it's me
00:56:49i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:01what is this game of thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:08actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:19we need to get you out of there
00:57:21Betsy
00:57:22i have
00:57:24real feelings for him
00:57:26but
00:57:28what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:33they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:36you'll never go to epcot
00:57:38he's not actually like the stories
00:57:40or
00:57:41at least not to me
00:57:43he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:47if you marry michelangelo
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:57meet him
00:57:59maybe he'll change your mind, maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him the chance
00:58:06fine
00:58:08yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:13you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:25i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:27we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:31you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:37you mean besides me?
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:41it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine
00:58:45tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's...
00:58:57enormous
00:58:59why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:04it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you, Betsy
00:59:11hmm
00:59:13so...
00:59:15this is the...
00:59:17infamous, uh...
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:2596 Dom Perignon?
00:59:27Amelia said that's the year you were born
00:59:29yeah...
00:59:30sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:34why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:36$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:41this was made in France
00:59:44sorry, can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so...
00:59:48who wants a drink?
01:00:05you've hardly touched your food
01:00:12it's...
01:00:14a little too...
01:00:15rich...
01:00:16for me
01:00:18mine tastes great
01:00:21so, michelangelo
01:00:23i...
01:00:24have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:27you...
01:00:28don't mind, do you?
01:00:30fire away
01:00:32so, i know you two have been having your...
01:00:35fun
01:00:37um...
01:00:38but...
01:00:39what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:47that's cute and all
01:00:49but...
01:00:50what about her career? are you gonna support her?
01:00:52or kids? what's your stance on that?
01:00:54or are you just gonna...
01:00:56jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59look...
01:01:01i know i have a past
01:01:03but...
01:01:04i'm committed to it
01:01:06we haven't talked about kids but...
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:09see michelangelo, that's my point
01:01:11you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:15we know enough
01:01:16easy Betsy
01:01:18i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:22and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:24you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:35she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:01:39you started it
01:01:40why don't we all just... calm down?
01:01:41betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:42no... she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:44that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:45she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:01:48you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:01:50and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:01:52you know what? you can't talk to betsy like that
01:01:55that's my sister, she just survived cancer
01:01:57that doesn't give her a right to insult her
01:01:58that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:01:59this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:01not to me
01:02:02you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:03i don't like this side of you
01:02:05see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:07but i guess the contract doesn't allow her to follow her
01:02:09that's not fair to me
01:02:11she's not fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:12you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:13and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:15you know what? you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:18that's my sister
01:02:19that's my sister
01:02:22she just survived cancer
01:02:23that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:25that's my sister
01:02:26i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:28oh is that all i am to you?
01:02:30a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:02:33that's not what i meant
01:02:34it came out wrong amelia
01:02:36i love you
01:02:38you love me?
01:02:39don't listen to him
01:02:40he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:42shut the fuck up!
01:02:44you know what?
01:02:45maybe she was right
01:02:46i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:47it's over
01:02:49you know what?
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:52it's over
01:02:53it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06emilia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:16you did the right thing
01:03:18you do so much better than him
01:03:20yeah
01:03:22but he isn't a monster
01:03:24i shouldn't have said that
01:03:26we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing
01:03:29and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:35whatever
01:03:36it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:38by the dino lovinos
01:03:40or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:45i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that
01:03:51we're liabilities
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:55you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:04:00get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:05yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus
01:04:17it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what?
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:04:36oh you came
01:04:38against my better judgment
01:04:41i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:47it's over with now
01:04:49you should
01:04:51punish me for straying
01:04:54you make me sick
01:04:56i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:07underwear
01:05:09some great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay
01:05:17let's get this over with
01:05:21is that all you have to say?
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am?
01:05:26i'm
01:05:27sorry
01:05:29chantel
01:05:31i thought i wanted this
01:05:34but i don't
01:05:36i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:41Amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's topping all my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03Amelia?
01:06:05hi dad
01:06:07gucci's gone?
01:06:09i'll be right there
01:06:11what?
01:06:13gucci gucci
01:06:16what?
01:06:17what?
01:06:18gucci gucci gucci
01:06:19what?
01:06:20what?
01:06:21what?
01:06:22what?
01:06:23i only had him off the leash for a second you know?
01:06:24we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:27i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:28i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:30well we can help you find him
01:06:33yeah?
01:06:34right?
01:06:35oh
01:06:36good thanks
01:06:37gucci
01:06:38gucci
01:06:49hey
01:06:50gucci
01:06:52gucci
01:06:53gucci
01:06:59gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:02hey
01:07:03where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Um, he's...
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastroianis.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:24That's it, Dad.
01:07:29Amelia.
01:07:37Gucci!
01:07:47He's hopeless.
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:55He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:05and expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:33Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia,
01:09:01can we talk?
01:09:02Can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:09Amelia,
01:09:10can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia,
01:09:25I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me
01:09:40than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:47And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:05You're not.
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia,
01:10:12this might sound crazy,
01:10:14but
01:10:15I meant it
01:10:17when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper
01:10:21to pee the reason
01:10:22that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know
01:10:26that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:30What is this on?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract
01:10:34between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some
01:10:43legal obligation,
01:10:47but because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:11:01Amelia,
01:11:03where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17I'll marry you.
01:11:17You've made me the happiest
01:11:34underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:42All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not
01:11:56too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all
01:12:01discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from
01:12:04everybody involved,
01:12:05especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:12And now the bride and groom
01:12:37would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:39Uh, Amelia.
01:12:45Even though we're far
01:12:46from a perfect couple,
01:12:48we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you
01:12:53in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed
01:13:01anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your
01:13:08support and counsel
01:13:09as I take over the family business
01:13:12from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return,
01:13:15I promise
01:13:16to be patient
01:13:20and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard
01:13:23into the doggy daycare
01:13:24you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you are
01:13:31the only thing better
01:13:33than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:39I never thought
01:13:45I would end up
01:13:45with a former
01:13:46man thong model,
01:13:48but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo,
01:13:51you've helped me
01:13:52come out of my shell
01:13:53and you've taught me
01:13:54how to live life
01:13:54to the fullest,
01:13:55something I hope
01:13:56to do more of
01:13:57on our honeymoon
01:13:57in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't
01:14:04spent much time together,
01:14:06it feels like a lifetime
01:14:07in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom
01:14:10would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me
01:14:16by Almighty God
01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you
01:14:20husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy,
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy,
01:14:41you know,
01:14:42given my sister,
01:14:43but I've always been
01:14:44more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:48Oh!
01:14:48Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:55Cheers and love
01:14:56is a tragedy.
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