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00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:10You know I just got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported.
00:15Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:21What?
00:23How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together.
00:31If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:34See that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:37What?
00:38Truth is, I'm already seeing someone else.
00:43Who?
00:44It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:49Don't cry, Leslie. Not in front of this cheating ass.
01:03Leslie! Look, I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
01:10I deserve someone better.
01:12Fuck you, David.
01:14Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
01:19The White House!
01:24The White House!
01:28The White House!
01:30A House!
01:31The White House!
01:33The White House!
01:34The Black House!
01:35I won't swallow what you're sayin'
01:37cause you mean nothin' to me!
01:40I don't follow the way you're playing
01:44I'm living in the pyramid way!
01:47I'll do what I want to
01:49I'll do what I want to do
01:53I'll do what I want to
01:56I'll do what I want to
01:56Miss Madison?
02:01Are you going somewhere?
02:02I can give you a ride.
02:04Let's be with you in private.
02:07Leslie!
02:08Leslie!
02:09Who is this?
02:13This is my new boyfriend.
02:15He's hotter than you.
02:17Richer than you.
02:18And has a bigger dick than you.
02:21So you're the one who's getting dumped.
02:23David.
02:33Sorry about that.
02:36This is so embarrassing.
02:38I get laid off.
02:41Dumped.
02:42And kicked out all in the same day.
02:45And now I'm crying.
02:46I'm in a stranger's car.
02:49Wait, who are you?
02:53Mr. Williams.
02:54I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
02:58The person's already refused the donation.
03:00There's nothing else I can do.
03:04You say this person's the only match for my brother.
03:06Uh, correct.
03:10Then you must know I have no recourse.
03:13This person doesn't donate.
03:15My brother dies.
03:16You swore an oath to save lives.
03:19Please.
03:20Save my brother.
03:21Leslie Madison.
03:27Leslie Madison.
03:29The donor.
03:35It's Madison.
03:36My name is Simon Williams.
03:38Leslie.
03:39Just call me Leslie.
03:41Leslie.
03:41I need your help.
03:43I need you to save my brother.
03:45I don't know about this.
03:54When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
03:59Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
04:03Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
04:06If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
04:09I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore.
04:12Isn't there anyone else?
04:15No.
04:16You're the only one.
04:19My brother.
04:23His name is James.
04:25He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
04:29Parents died when we were really young.
04:30They were raised by our grandmother.
04:33Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
04:38Yes, money.
04:39How could I forget?
04:42Money, of course.
04:44I can give you whatever you want.
04:45You name it, I'll make it happen.
04:50Marriage?
04:54What did you just say?
04:56Are you an American citizen?
04:58Yes, of course.
04:58Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
05:06Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
05:09You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
05:14Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
05:17Does she know who I am?
05:20Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
05:23Let me get this straight.
05:25You want to marry me?
05:28For a green card?
05:31Yes.
05:32Why else would I marry a stranger?
05:35Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
05:40What do you say?
05:49Okay.
05:50Deal.
05:50We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
06:09Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
06:11Hey, are you okay?
06:21Yeah, um, you can use this one.
06:26Come on, Leslie.
06:42You've got to pull through.
06:44You can't get deported.
06:46Mom and Dad are counting on you.
06:53Are you okay?
06:54You seem like you're about to faint.
06:56Um, I'm...
06:59Hey.
07:01Don't look at her.
07:02Look at me.
07:05I'll tell you a secret.
07:08I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
07:10I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
07:15This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting, and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I ran out the door.
07:24I peed my pants.
07:25I peed my pants.
07:29And we're done.
07:31See?
07:31That wasn't so bad, right?
07:33I didn't even tell it was already open.
07:36Do you miss?
07:51So this is your aunt's place?
07:56Yeah.
07:56Or my mother's side.
08:00I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
08:04Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
08:07Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
08:08I'll have to get married.
08:12Oh, no, no, no.
08:13I'll get there myself.
08:159 a.m.
08:16City Hall.
08:17I'll be there.
08:18Okay.
08:22Good night.
08:24Good night, Simon.
08:28You what?
08:29Marry her.
08:31Tomorrow.
08:32It's the only way to save James.
08:34So, the money's not enough.
08:37She wants to be part of the Williams family.
08:40Simon, she's a gold digger.
08:43I don't think she knows who I am.
08:45I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
08:47So that way she can stay in this country.
08:50Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep a watch to make sure James recovers.
08:54Keep it that way.
08:56Don't let her find out your real identity.
09:00You cannot let the public know about this.
09:02If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
09:06So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
09:16Simon!
09:16Here is your breakfast, Mr. Turvey.
09:37Hey, loser.
09:39Where's my coffee?
09:40Hailey, what's the matter with you?
09:42Don't talk to your cousin like that.
09:45Well, she's not wrong.
09:47How long are you staying here anyways?
09:49I mean, you're a grown-ass adult.
09:51I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
09:53Turvey!
09:54Where is she going to go?
09:55She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless.
09:58Oh, ignore them, sweetheart.
10:01Stay as long as you need to.
10:04I'll find a place soon, and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
10:07Soon?
10:08As soon as I get a job.
10:13Oh, crap.
10:15I have somewhere important to be.
10:17Wait, no breakfast?
10:19Important, my ass.
10:20Where's someone like her going to go?
10:26It's not funny.
10:26Finally, my ticket to this great country.
10:41I mean it.
10:42You're welcome.
10:44If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
10:47Actually, there is something else.
10:50Okay.
10:54I made a checklist.
11:00Please take a look.
11:04Number one, open a joint bank account.
11:06Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
11:10Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
11:13What's all this for?
11:16A marriage certificate is not enough.
11:18I need this to look realistic.
11:20We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
11:25Oh, and don't worry about the bank account.
11:27We just need to put a little money together.
11:33That's not enough.
11:34What?
11:34Move in.
11:47Together.
11:48Yes.
11:48Move in.
11:49Together.
11:49Yes.
11:50Move in.
11:51Together.
11:52Yes.
11:52If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
11:54That's what married people do, right?
12:04That would solve my living arrangement problems.
12:08But moving in with a stranger?
12:11And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of.
12:15Don't worry about it.
12:17Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
12:20That gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding.
12:25Sound good?
12:28Wow.
12:29You are really on top of it.
12:33I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
12:36Don't worry about it.
12:38I just need you to stay healthy.
12:39A brother's life depends on it.
12:44Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
12:47What is it?
12:49I don't have a lot of money right now.
12:52So, if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
12:56Don't even worry about the money.
12:58I think I got it covered.
12:59No, no, no, no, no.
13:00I have to pay you and I can't just leech off of you.
13:02I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
13:06Okay, deal.
13:07Okay.
13:08Let's do this.
13:09Good morning, Mr. Williams.
13:27You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
13:29Then you have a launch with the executive team.
13:31Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio
13:35to discuss their latest app.
13:36Real short.
13:38Real short.
13:39The media streaming platform.
13:41Yes.
13:41It's really popular right now.
13:42And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
13:45Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
13:47It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
13:48Oh, and one more thing.
13:52Of course.
13:52What do you need, sir?
13:53I need you to find me a modest house and a great neighborhood.
13:55And then I need a new car.
13:57Something like a Mercedes will be fine.
13:58And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
14:01Uh, okay.
14:04Anything else?
14:05Actually, yes.
14:06Hold on.
14:06Hold on.
14:07Okay.
14:08All right.
14:09I need you to go.
14:11It's all right.
14:14Okay.
14:15It's all right.
14:18It's all right.
14:19Who's that?
14:23What's that?
14:24What's that?
14:26What's that?
14:26What's that?
14:27It's me.
14:28It's me.
14:28It's me.
14:29White heiress of a white family.
14:31I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
14:34She's not even that pretty.
14:36Yeah, but who cares? She's moved billions.
14:38I hear T9 is going to move to the white group.
14:40Why does that move for us?
14:42Hey, Ray.
14:46Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
14:48I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
14:53Yes, yes, of course.
15:00Okay.
15:02Talk to you next week.
15:05Hi, Simon.
15:09Mia, what are you doing here?
15:12You haven't called or texted.
15:15You know, I've been busy.
15:26Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
15:28It's almost 5.30.
15:30We should go grab dinner.
15:33I made us reservations at Joel Roviton.
15:36Your favorite.
15:37I, uh, got somewhere else to be.
15:41Where?
15:43Bring me.
15:47Mia, go home.
15:49Simon.
15:50Hey, Aunt Marie.
15:51Yes?
15:52I need to tell you something.
15:53All right.
15:54I got married this morning.
15:55That's nice, dear.
15:56Wait, what?
15:57I got you and David broke up.
15:58I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
15:59She'll freak out and tell my parents.
16:01It'll just cause more drama back home.
16:02Um, I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
16:03She'll freak out and tell my parents.
16:04It'll just cause more drama back home.
16:05Um, I actually met this guy a while back and we recently reconnected and hit it all home.
16:06I can't tell my parents.
16:07I can't tell my parents.
16:08It's just cause more drama back home.
16:10You know, okay.
16:12It'll take the time to get back home.
16:13And I'm going back home.
16:15Okay, I'm just kidding.
16:16I'm sorry?
16:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:18I'm sorry.
16:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:20I'm sorry.
16:21She'll do that.
16:22I'm sorry.
16:23I'm sorry.
16:24How are you?
16:25I'm sorry.
16:26I'm sorry.
16:27What?
16:28I'm sorry.
16:29What's the point name?
16:30I'm sorry.
16:31I actually met this guy a while back, and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
16:36Plus, you know my visa situation.
16:39Yeah, but marriage? Already?
16:41Well, what's his name?
16:43How old is he?
16:45What's he do for a living?
16:47When's dinner?
16:49I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
16:51Almost!
16:53Patty.
16:55This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
16:58Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
17:01Hm?
17:02And I'm leaving a bus finishing.
17:04What?
17:06Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
17:09Who's the guy some homeless bum you found on the street?
17:12That's not nice.
17:13What? We all know she was marrying for the green card.
17:15She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
17:19First of all, his name is Simon.
17:21Sign of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
17:24Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
17:26I have to take this.
17:39Hey, is everything okay?
17:41Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
17:45Of course you can, husband.
17:50I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything, you know?
17:54No, everything's great with James.
17:56The doctor gave us the green lamp for the bone marrow donation.
17:59So that's gonna happen in two weeks.
18:01Okay.
18:02Don't worry.
18:03I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
18:09Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
18:14You said that you wanted a small wedding, so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping.
18:19And then maybe buy some rings.
18:21Hey listen, don't worry, I'm gonna pay for everything.
18:23No need, I'm broke, and I'll just find something online.
18:30We're just gonna use it for props anyway, so there's no reason it wastes money.
18:33No, no, no, really, it's no problem at all.
18:35No, it's okay.
18:36I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
18:38And I have to apply for jobs.
18:40Oh, okay.
18:41I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
18:43Have a good morning.
18:47Wow, what an interesting girl.
18:49If she doesn't want to go shopping, I guess I'm gonna have to bring the shopping to her.
18:55He's such a sweet guy.
19:09Um, who are you?
19:10Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
19:12Is there a Miss Madison living here?
19:16Leslie, there's someone at the door for you!
19:18Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
19:23Great!
19:24Then let's get started.
19:27Great!
19:39I would've made, we've made for questions.
19:43Forever running free
19:46Wow, spectacular.
19:48That is amazing.
19:50Old division.
19:53I love it.
19:55How are you even going to afford all this?
19:57You don't even pay us rent.
20:01Hailey.
20:02All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
20:06I don't think I can afford any of it.
20:10Oh, don't worry.
20:11Your husband already paid.
20:12Just pick whatever you like.
20:17Oh, I almost forgot.
20:18Susie, show her the shoes.
20:20Got it.
20:21Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
20:23This was a special order.
20:25Paid for already as well.
20:26Where are those limited edition?
20:28Let me try them on.
20:30Hailey, what are you doing?
20:31Wait a minute.
20:34Um, these were custom ordered for Miss Madison.
20:37The shoes are in her size.
20:41How did Simon even know my shoe size?
20:58I'm glad you like them.
20:59Simon.
21:00How are you?
21:01Firstly, this is your husband.
21:02Um, yeah.
21:03This is Simon.
21:04What the actual fuck?
21:05I'm glad you like them.
21:06Simon.
21:07How are you?
21:08I'm glad you like them.
21:09I'm glad you like them.
21:10Simon.
21:11How are you?
21:12Firstly, this is your husband.
21:14Um, yeah.
21:15This is Simon.
21:16What the actual fuck?
21:17This is Simon.
21:18This is Simon.
21:19Simon, this is my aunt's family.
21:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hailey.
21:24Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
21:25Let's do dinner on me next time.
21:26Sounds good, Simon.
21:27But today, I'm glad you like them.
21:28I'm glad you like them.
21:29I'm glad you like them.
21:30I'm glad you like them.
21:31Simon.
21:32How are you?
21:33I'm glad you like them.
21:34Simon.
21:35How are you?
21:36Firstly, this is your husband.
21:37Um, yeah.
21:38This is Simon.
21:39What the actual fuck?
21:40You're my cousin Hailey.
21:41Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
21:43Let's do dinner on me next time.
21:45Sounds good, Simon.
21:46But today, we have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
21:50Joey, we're all done here?
21:52Yes, Mr. Williams.
21:53We're all done here.
21:55Shall we?
22:10Wait.
22:11What happened to your Rolls Royce?
22:17I'm not that rich.
22:20Of course, there's a rental.
22:21Okay.
22:40Simon.
22:41What is this place?
22:42She thinks his house is nice.
22:43I told Ted to find a modest place.
22:56This is where we living.
22:58This is very cut.
23:01No.
23:06This is where we're living.
23:08It's a married couple.
23:16I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
23:20Wait, not much?
23:22What are you talking about?
23:24This place is so nice.
23:26What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
23:30I don't own it.
23:32I just rent it.
23:34How much do you pay for rent?
23:36I don't know if I can afford half at the point of expense yet.
23:40I would never ask a woman to pay an afternoon.
23:42Especially when that woman's my wife.
23:44Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
23:46Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
23:48We can discuss it later.
23:50I want to go over some wedding details with you.
23:52I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
23:56Sunset Resort?
23:58Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
24:02What?
24:04No, no, no, no.
24:06Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
24:08Right here is perfect.
24:12Do you want a backyard wedding?
24:16Yeah, it's just photos for the immigration officer.
24:18You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
24:22What do you even do for a living?
24:28Um...
24:30What do you even do for a living?
24:34Um...
24:38I'm just a software engineer.
24:40Ah, so that's why you could have been involved this.
24:44Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
24:46It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
24:48As you wish.
24:50Feel free to invite some friends.
24:52You're right.
24:53I should call Teresa.
24:54We're gonna need some witnesses.
25:00I can't believe you went from break up to married in like 72 hours.
25:06Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
25:10Good profile.
25:12Ah, you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
25:18What's his name?
25:20Simon Williams.
25:24Simon Williams?
25:25As in billionaire.
25:26CEO.
25:27Simon Williams.
25:28As in billionaire.
25:31CEO.
25:32Simon Williams.
25:33Of course not.
25:36Simon Williams is a very common name.
25:39Are you sure?
25:40Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
25:43There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
25:46I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
25:50He's just a regular software engineer.
25:52I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
25:58Yeah, I guess you're right.
26:00That would be insane.
26:01I wish.
26:02Okay.
26:03Next question.
26:05Is he hot?
26:07Major.
26:08I can't.
26:09You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
26:12Wedding.
26:13Shall we chill?
26:14Yes.
26:15Let's do it.
26:16Let's take a look.
26:17Oh, that is so cute.
26:18So cute.
26:19Again, again.
26:20Okay.
26:21You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish, but do not post any photos of
26:39my grandson on the internet.
26:41Is that clear?
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