00:00I will take you back to the house.
00:07I will take you back to the house.
00:13啊
00:23爺爺落叶归根
00:25劳凡諸位帮我台关上山
00:27我需要赵家八位孙辈男丁
00:30哈 哈 哈 卡 卡 卡
00:32不过
00:33我有两个要求
00:35第一
00:37台关的不能赎
00:39第二
00:41上山途中无论发生什么
00:43棺材都不能落地
00:45才行
00:48按理说
00:50你爷爷在外十几年
00:52不配回家下葬
00:54这么团的
00:55一个最都没往老家祠堂放过
00:59要我说
01:00那该死在外面
01:01对啊
01:03死了想起我们这些亲戚
01:05早干嘛去了
01:07跳伞成丝
01:08疏虎的人不行
01:10You idiot!
01:11Don't you?
01:12You are so stupid.
01:13I am just this two for you.
01:15So...
01:16You can't block me.
01:18But...
01:19That's...
01:20What do you mean?
01:21I don't know.
01:22Just like the two things you say about the rest of the last two men...
01:25...and don't be.
01:26It's too bad.
01:27You...
01:28Holy mock.
01:29Don't talk a bit.
01:30I don't know.
01:31Wile Wile he and you're his father.
01:33He was a very close to his brother.
01:35He was a coach.
01:36He was a piece of his brother.
01:38What a bitch!
01:39You're so pretty.
01:41You're so pretty.
01:43You have such a lot of fun.
01:45Let's go out and drink a drink.
01:47That's right.
01:49Who loves to eat?
01:51Who wants to eat?
01:53You're right.
01:55Everyone, don't worry.
01:57I'm looking for a woman.
01:59How did he get on the mountain?
02:01Oh, man.
02:03Don't worry about me.
02:05You don't care about me.
02:07...
02:13...
02:15...
02:17...
02:23...
02:27...
02:29...
02:31...
02:33No matter what happened, you will never be able to destroy it.
02:39Your father, whatever you have done, I will do your own work.
02:48I will not let you know what you have done.
02:51After that, I will only give...
02:56...30万.
02:5830万?
02:5930万?
03:0130万?
03:02Three hundred thousand
03:04Your father
03:06The three hundred thousand
03:08How much?
03:10Three hundred thousand
03:12What are you doing?
03:14What are you talking about?
03:16I'm going to spend a year to spend three hundred thousand
03:18I'm going to spend the same time
03:20I'm going to
03:22I'm going to go
03:26I'm going to go
03:28I'm going to go
03:30I'm going to go
03:31I'm going to go
03:33At the end of the hour
03:35I'm gonna go
03:37I'm gonna go
03:39But I've said before
03:41You are not here
03:43You are not here
03:45You are not here
03:47You are not here
03:49If you do all
03:51You are going to die
03:53You are dying
03:55You are dying
03:57You are dying
04:29棺材不允许落地
04:31从这儿到山上大概五公里
04:34来回也就是三四个小时
04:36排棺的人如果有输
04:38请立刻离开队伍
04:40我可以给出五千个车费
04:43这样你也不算白来
04:46说是半路被我发现
04:49排棺的有输
04:50那有没有命活着回来
04:55那就呼一变
04:59小秒啊
05:01这是人命关天的事
05:03我们不会开玩笑的
05:04你就把你摆的心好了
05:06就是就是
05:08再说
05:09你还答应给每个人三十万呢
05:12这要是有人敢坏你规矩
05:14我们肯定也不同意
05:15我向你保证
05:17绝对没有疏忽的
05:19对
05:20放心吧
05:22苗苗
05:25我是表姑啊
05:26表姑
05:28有什么事情吗
05:31苗苗
05:32你爷爷
05:35他是我输啊
05:37他死的时候
05:39我快哭死了
05:42太官
05:45我帮不上忙
05:46我就把你表哥
05:48文伯给带来了
05:49表姑
05:51可我记得昨天
05:54最不敬重你爷爷
05:55就是他
05:57苗苗
05:59你爷爷可是他亲表祖父啊
06:02他怎么对他不敬重呢
06:04昨天他说的话
06:06你就挡个屁给放了
06:07别放在心上啊
06:09他抬官不是还差人吗
06:12你看
06:13就让他去吧
06:15再怎么
06:16也不能耽误你爷爷下葬的及时啊
06:19你属什么呢
06:22他属牛
06:25力气大的也跟牛一样
06:27保管把你爷爷抬得稳稳的
06:30是不是啊
06:34是
06:36属牛的
06:37不是属虎的
06:39是属牛的
06:41你怎么哪那么多废话
06:43都二十一世纪了
06:45整天神神叨叨的
06:46搞这些封建迷信的
06:47不是
06:48就算老子属虎怎么了
06:50今天这棺杀
06:52除了我谁都不能抬
06:53苗苗苗
06:56你这孩子
06:58你刚刚不得问一遍了
07:00那怎么又问一遍啊
07:02如果不懂事说错话
07:03咱不给他一般见识
07:05他下葬的及时可耽误不得
07:07要不然
07:09让他试试
07:10好
07:12那就辛苦表哥了
07:14你这种
07:16你这种
07:20台关需要赵家八位孙辈南丁
07:23我点到谁
07:25谁就站出来
07:27没有
07:28这
07:29你
07:29你
07:31You
07:39You are on the mountain,
07:41I am not afraid of you.
07:43You must have to leave me with my death.
07:47All of this is my death.
07:49I will return to my death.
07:51How do you do this?
07:53How do you do it?
07:55You are right.
07:57You did that,
07:59It's not good for you.
08:01You really thought you had a lot of money here.
08:04The girl said to me, I'll be happy.
08:13It's a sin.
08:15It's a 30,000,000 card.
08:18The card is finished.
08:20I'll tell you later.
08:26Who are you?
08:28You're going to be on the mountain
08:30If you have money, I'm going to be able to put the money on you.
08:41Oh my God, you're looking for a good job.
08:44I'm going to have a good job.
08:50You're going to pay me.
08:52You're going to pay me.
08:54I'm not going to pay me.
08:56Why isn't I?
08:59The only reason I'm going to pay me is even such a good job.
09:06Don't bite.
09:07Don't mind.
09:08Don't mind.
09:09Don't mind.
09:10If you care, my mother will kill you.
09:11You're going to die.
09:12Come on.
09:13Come on, come on.
09:26依然牵了生死器做了保证
09:44那这台关路途中若真是遇到什么
09:48可就别怪我没有提醒我
09:50铁燕 您放心
09:56正好吧
09:57不多不少
09:59都是孙女精心为您挑选中的
10:02最合适的人士
10:04起棺
10:06弄
10:08金档台
10:18子孙富贵
10:21天人上路
10:24强人回避
10:27铁燕 铁燕
10:29铁燕 铁燕
10:34淼淼啊
10:35要是真有那鼠虎子混进来
10:38或者万一
10:39我说万一啊
10:40咱这棺材它落地了
10:43会怎么样
10:44属虎犯弃
10:49冲撞亡魂
10:50当场避孕
10:52棺材落地
10:53怨气撞魂
10:54你们一个两个都别想逃
10:57你们当中
11:04有没有人属虎
11:05淼淼啊
11:07你就放心吧
11:08都自家人
11:09哪能犯大几乎
11:10神神大道
11:12哪能这么邪惑啊
11:14不就太乐观嘛
11:15搞得跟要人命似
11:16是啊
11:17搭车上的规矩
11:19我们还是懂它
11:20你说
11:21不让属虎的人来抬光
11:23我们就不会让属虎的人来
11:24免得冲撞了爷爷
11:26哪一会儿就是这样的规矩
11:28有什么好怕的
11:30要拿着三十万
11:32老子就只想喝辣去
11:34哎
11:43到了
11:44前面就是断魂桥了
11:47在上桥之前
11:48我再问最后一次
11:51你们当中
11:53有没有人属虎
11:56别怪我没有提醒你
11:58属虎的要是敢踏上这桥里
12:02桥断人
12:03尸骨不寿
12:09苗苗
12:10真没有
12:11我没想想人实诚
12:13还有你们城里人那么多弯弯绕绕的
12:16你这个丫头
12:17你心病也太重了
12:19我还忍你很久了
12:22别忘了
12:23你爷还在我街上扛着呢
12:25上了这段魂桥
12:29可就没有回头路了
12:31上了这段魂桥
12:32是
12:33是
12:37尸骨不寿
12:42尸骨不寿
12:43尸骨不寿
12:44别再吓唬人啊
12:46这条路老子闭着眼睛都能走
12:48从小到大老子走了不下百遍了
12:50再他妈废话了
12:52这两条子不干
12:53哎哎 文伯
12:54你少说两句
12:56他这么做肯定有他的道理的
12:57为了我爷走的心安
12:59咱们就按淼淼说他做就行了
13:00淼淼啊
13:02你就放心吧
13:03你的规矩啊
13:04我们都记在心里呢
13:05肯定不乱来
13:06屁的规矩
13:07你少他妈在这儿吓唬人
13:10不是
13:11你以为给我们三十万很多吗
13:13你别忘了
13:15爹也可想赵
13:16凭什么你赵家的钱
13:17只被一个女娃子管
13:19闭嘴
13:19苗苗
13:22你别理自己混着
13:23不过
13:24这才官的都是你亲哥哥
13:27这三十万是不是省了点啊
13:30嫌少
13:32那你们现在就可以把棺材放下试试看
13:37犯怒了解
13:39惊了亡魂
13:40第一个遭报你的就是你
13:42这三十万
13:43怕是有命名
13:45没命花啊
13:47少他妈的吓唬人
13:48老胡不信
13:49不信
13:50试试辩试分享
13:52棺材落地
13:53爷爷他老人家
13:55最多是在托梦的时候
13:57臭骂我一顿
13:58但你
13:59能不能担得起这后果
14:01哎呀行了行了
14:02他那牌
14:03我也最后一成
14:04我一定安安安稳地跟他抬上山
14:06哼 别为我们知道了
14:08不就是不想让我们这钱挣得太容易
14:10故意整得这么邪乎下误
14:12就算是说我抬了那咋样
14:15还真是死人不成
14:16夏
14:17你就放心吧
14:19咱们走吧
14:20我们收了钱
14:21肯定会好好为你做事的
14:23装饰能够
14:24抬完了就有三十万
14:26谁不贴是属呢
14:27苗苗
14:28你别理他们
14:29他们都是瞎说的
14:31眼下
14:31最要紧的是顺顺利利的把你爷爷送上山
14:35看 这天都要下雨了
14:37咱们抓紧赶在下雨之前的
14:39鸣嫂
14:40夜燕
14:43我们上桥了
14:45岳寮
14:46舊
14:48岛
14:48岳县
14:48沙
14:48国贼
14:49越洋
14:49début
14:50探紧
14:50炮
14:51岳县
14:51枇望
14:51两员
14:52岳县
14:52岳县
14:53岳县
14:54矿县
14:54岳县
14:55岳县
14:56岳县
14:56岳县
14:56岳县
14:56岳县
14:57岳县
14:57岳县
14:57岳县
14:57因 Anda
14:58方便
15:00Well, now we're done.
15:03I'm just tired.
15:04I'm charged with money.
15:06I'm tired and I'm fine.
15:09I'm sorry.
15:11I'm sorry.
15:12I'll be right back to you.
15:30This is a goodόl moment.
15:32Making a good job.
15:34What if I had a job together?
15:36No, he's too bad.
15:38Look at him.
15:40He was so good.
15:42For the last people I started to do something for you,
15:44for the people who are so good.
15:46This is a good couple.
15:48He needed to be free,
15:50and he took a drink of wine.
15:52I couldn't get here.
15:54But he was so good.
15:56the
16:01自然要成全他这不新意
16:02再说都已经上桥了
16:04不也啥事都没有了吗
16:06苗苗
16:06别自己吓自己了
16:08要我说呀
16:09这女娃娃
16:10就是没有男娃娃打仗呀
16:12哈哈
16:13哈哈
16:13哈哈
16:14哈哈哈
16:15哈哈
16:16哈哈
16:17需精里程
16:18我就是
16:19什么真实
16:21屁股
16:22能过两桥
16:23立马出发
16:24了
16:24Oh
16:30I said
16:31The one who went half past
16:32What happened?
16:34I'm so sorry
16:35I'm so sorry
16:36Let's go
16:37The one who went half past
16:39It looks like it's not a problem
16:41He said he had to be able to get the money
16:44The woman is not willing to get the money
16:47Now it's all
16:49It's a good deal
16:51I said
16:53How do you say that?
16:56There's a lot of people in the world.
16:59There's nothing to do with it, right?
17:01That's it.
17:02That's the answer to me.
17:05I'm sorry.
17:07I'm sorry.
17:08I'm sorry.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10Let's see.
17:11I'll get to it.
17:12I don't know what the hell is going to be too late.
17:23Don't worry.
17:25You didn't have to eat lunch?
17:28Let's go.
17:30But...
17:31I don't know what the hell is going to be.
17:34I don't know how many people are going to die.
17:37That's right.
17:38The hell is going to die.
17:41The hell is going to die.
17:44It's too late.
17:49The hell is going to die.
17:51There is...
17:52There is something going on.
17:59What are you doing?
18:02What are you doing?
18:04You're not going to die.
18:06What are you doing?
18:07I'm not going to die.
18:09Even if you're not wrong,
18:11why are you beating me?
18:12Why are you doing this?
18:14What are you doing?
18:16I can't believe you.
18:17I'll tell you.
18:18You don't have any trouble.
18:19Don't die.
18:20Don't worry.
18:21Don't worry about them.
18:22Why are you doing this?
18:23And you can't help.
18:24The end is over.
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