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00:00Welcome to the birthday party of our city's finest, Mr. Robert Clark.

00:08Drink up, birthday boy.

00:30That drink last night was a total mistake.

00:50R.C.? Why can't I remember his face at all?

01:11If you were still alive today, you'd be five.

01:20Hey you, today's my fifth birthday. Did you get me a mommy?

01:41That's not how it works, Charlie.

01:43Look at yourself, Robert Clark. Three years old and still single.

01:46Do you know how worried I am?

01:48If you don't get me a mommy today, I'll run away from home.

01:51Charlie, wait. Get back here.

01:59Hey, sweetie, are you okay?

02:01You should really make sure that a shoe laces or a tie so he doesn't trip and fall.

02:05You okay?

02:08It's okay.

02:09Daddy!

02:10Daddy!

02:11Daddy!

02:12I found mommy!

02:15Daddy!

02:16I found mommy!

02:19Mommy?

02:20Me?

02:21No.

02:24You got knocked up by a stranger?

02:27I'm glad you're not my daughter, Scarlett, or I would die of shame.

02:32You gotta kick her out, Daddy.

02:34That's it, Scarlett!

02:35You get rid of this bastard now or you get the fuck out of this house!

02:40Fine.

02:41I'm no longer a mason anymore.

02:42You guys can forget that I ever existed!

02:57Congratulations, mommy.

02:59It's a little boy.

03:00This is Scarlett Mason's kid.

03:17Now, give me the money and get out of here before somebody sees you.

03:30Sid's sudden infant death syndrome.

03:35There's absolutely nothing we could have done.

03:38I'm sorry, Miss Mason.

03:41No!

03:44No!

03:45Sorry.

03:46No!

03:53Mommy!

03:54It's my birthday today!

03:56He has the same birthdays.

04:00Happy birthday, Charlie.

04:02Why do you keep calling me mommy?

04:03Because you look exactly like the mommy of my dreams.

04:07Do you have a boyfriend, mommy?

04:09Um, I don't.

04:11I have the perfect guy for you.

04:13He's 6'2", 30 years old, good looking, decent job, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink.

04:19The best part is, take him and grab a double child for free!

04:23Charlie...

04:25Charlie, is this your...

04:27I want you to marry my daddy!

04:28Charlie, Charlie.

04:29Charlie, Charlie.

04:32I want you to marry my daddy!

04:33Charlie, Charlie.

04:35He's joking.

04:36Kids.

04:37No, I'm not.

04:38Grandpa said if you don't get married this year, the trust fund...

04:40Fine.

04:42If you want my silence, I'm craving some sweets today.

04:45Pay for it.

04:47Fine.

04:49Fine.

04:50Fine.

04:55Monster.

04:59He's really smart.

05:00Too smart.

05:02So, uh, Bobby, what do you do?

05:05Uh, I'm a chauffeur.

05:07For Robert Clark.

05:09Robert Clark?

05:10The richest, most mysterious billionaire in the city?

05:15Sounds like you know Mr. Clark.

05:18Um...

05:20Sounds like you know Mr. Clark.

05:22Um...

05:23Welcome to the birthday party of Mr. Robert Clark!

05:27I, I know of him.

05:28I've never met him before or anything like that, but...

05:31Shoot.

05:33Oh my God, I'm gonna be late for work.

05:36Um...

05:37We'll give you a ride in our car, Mommy.

05:44Your car?

05:46Charlie, I told you, that's not our car.

05:49Daddy's just a chauffeur.

05:50What's a chauffeur?

05:51Finish your moose.

05:56Charlie.

05:58Your daddy's right.

05:59Alright?

06:00You should never pretend to be somebody you're not.

06:01You're perfect.

06:04Alright, Bobby Clark.

06:05Well, it was really nice meeting you, talking to you, all that.

06:07Um...

06:08Bye Charlie!

06:12Ow!

06:13What was that for?

06:14No wonder you're still single.

06:16Mommy!

06:17Give me your phone number!

06:18Please!

06:19Please!

06:20Please!

06:21Please!

06:22Alright.

06:23Alright.

06:24I know.

06:25I know.

06:26I know.

06:27I know.

06:28I'm a great wingman.

06:29You can thank me later.

06:30I'm a great gentleman.

06:31I'm a great gentleman.

06:32Great gentleman.

06:33Great gentleman.

06:34Great.

06:35Hello?

06:37Can someone take our order before I starve to death here?

06:40Hello, ladies.

06:41I'm so sorry for keeping you waiting.

06:43Scarlett!

06:44So this is what you've been doing ever since mom and dad kicked you out?

06:46I'm not gonna lie.

06:47The maid apron really suits you.

06:48Just like that ugly slut top suits you.

06:49Fucking take that back.

06:50You're the whore that got screwed by a stranger six years ago.

06:52And I bet you can't even remember his face.

06:53Can you?

06:54Hmm.

06:55Thought so.

06:56Now go get us some water.

06:57I'll even tip you if you serve us well.

06:58Sure.

06:59Water.

07:00Coming right up.

07:01Sure.

07:14Why don't you wash me the dusk?

07:15Without all, no.

07:16I can take it away.

07:17Okay.

07:18You're the whore that got screwed by a stranger six years ago.

07:22I bet you can't even remember his face.

07:23Can you?

07:24Hmm.

07:25Thought so.

07:26Now go get us some water.

07:28Coming right up.

07:36I'm gonna rip you apart, bitch!

07:39I am so sorry, miss.

07:41I promise you, I will put this waitress in her place.

07:44You better, or I swear to God

07:46I'll have this place shut down by the end of the week.

07:49Let's go.

07:51You're not off the hook.

07:52Come with me, now.

07:54Excuse me.

07:58Mr. Travis, please, I can explain.

07:59I don't want to hear it, Scarlett.

08:01You're causing too much trouble,

08:03and I should fire you.

08:07I'm late on rent.

08:09I can't afford to lose my job.

08:12Well, then give me a reason not to fire you.

08:20Come on a date with me.

08:25Come on a date with me.

08:27I'll forget that ever happened.

08:33I can't.

08:35Be shy, Scarlett.

08:37It's not as if you have a man or anything.

08:40It's so sad that the best way to get a man to back off

08:42is to tell him that you're taken.

08:44I have a boyfriend.

08:46We're actually getting married.

08:47Yeah?

08:48Bring him here.

08:50I'll never bother you again.

08:52Monday, after your shift, wear something nice or else.

08:59Did you steal my phone again?

09:15I'm calling mommy for you.

09:17Charlie, for the last time, that woman is not your mother.

09:20I don't care.

09:21I'll never eat or drink again unless you promise to marry her.

09:25Make your choice, old man.

09:34Won't your only son starve to death?

09:36Or let go of your useless ego and propose to mommy now?

09:39I'll never be a man.

09:40I'll never be a man.

09:41I'll never be a man.

09:42I'll never be a man.

09:43I'll never be a man.

09:44I'll never be a man.

09:45I'll never be a man.

09:46I'll never be a man.

09:47I'll never be a man.

09:48I'll never be a man.

09:49I'll never be a man.

09:50I'll never be a man.

09:51I'll never be a man.

09:52I'll never be a man.

09:53I'll never be a man.

09:54I'll never be a man.

09:55I'll never be a man.

09:56I'll never be a man.

09:57I'll never be a man.

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