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00:00Push!
00:04Yep, her blood pressure is dropping.
00:08Yep, come on!
00:12Push! We're losing her! We're losing her!
00:16Cassandra, I can't believe you got yourself knocked up.
00:20You're a skank and a disgrace. I'm telling you, Dad. I heard she got
00:24blackout drunk at some party and woke up at a motel two towns over.
00:28You have to do something about her before she ruins my reputation, whoring herself
00:32out like that. You lose immoral brat.
00:36You need to get rid of that bastard child right away before anyone else finds out.
00:40Do you hear me? What about your bastard child right there?
00:44You didn't bat an eye having her behind Mom's staff. So how about this?
00:48You get rid of yours and then I'll get rid of mine. Get out and stay out!
00:52Cassandra Mortensen, I'm disowning you. Great.
00:58That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
01:02Push!
01:08Congrats, Mama. It's a boy and a girl.
01:12They're beautiful. And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
01:16Have you found the woman from that night yet?
01:32Where are my babies?
01:42I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
01:46They didn't make it.
02:02Here you go. The babies is promised. The mother thinks they're dead. Can I have the money now?
02:06Thank you so much for coming. I hope you enjoy and let me know if you need anything.
02:15Yeah, thank you.
02:16Mr. Simon. Hey, hi. So I was the top sales employee again this month.
02:28Yep, so I was just, you know, I was wondering if I could get those commission payouts and bonuses for the past few months.
02:36Now? Please?
02:40Marry me. I will pay in cash. Right now.
02:45Ow!
02:47Not to reject you or anything, because I would never do that. That'd be crazy.
02:50I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
02:54What?
02:55Yeah.
02:56You are married?
02:59Ruben.
03:00Or are you fired?
03:04For lying to me.
03:13Damn it!
03:14Now how the heck am I supposed to find a husband?
03:21Here's the posters they put up this week, Mr. Steinwall.
03:23Help wanted. Seeking mother. Compensation $5 million.
03:29Pants Julian Steinwall.
03:46You rascal! What were you thinking putting these up all over the city?
03:49What? Money talks. Come on, Dad. We're going on 35 and you still haven't found a mommy for us.
03:57All the kids at school make fun of us, because you obviously can't get a girl.
04:04Another word out of you, Chance, and there's no allowance for you for a mommy.
04:08Every kid grows up with either a watch of love or a watch of money.
04:11You're not willing to give me either. I don't want you to be my daddy anymore.
04:18Pants, hold on. Wait for me.
04:21What? Are you kidding?
04:23Go get them.
04:26And never mind, Chance.
04:28Just break Charity.
04:30Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity!
04:32Charity! Charity! Charity!
04:34Charity! Charity! Charity!
04:35Charity! Charity! Charity!
04:36Charity! Charity!
04:37Charity! Charity!
04:38Charity! Charity!
04:39Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity! Charity
05:09Daddy, we finally found her! We finally found Mommy!
05:18Daddy!
05:21So, um, I'm really sorry about that.
05:29I didn't realize you were your dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
05:31Don't worry. It's a classic rom-com. It's cute.
05:35Don't worry, Mommy. I can buy you a drink myself.
05:39Ooh, wow. Thank you so much, bud. Um, just one thing. Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
05:45Because I see Mommy in my dreams all the time. You look just like her.
05:49Me too. I got the same dreams too. It's because we're twins.
05:54Twins? Mine were fraternal twins too.
05:58Where are my babies?
05:59I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
06:04They didn't make it.
06:07Anyway.
06:08Mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
06:12Chance, knock it off.
06:14Hey now. Adulption button when kids are talking.
06:18How about this guy over here?
06:20Whoa!
06:20Oh my God.
06:22Six feet tall.
06:23Handsome.
06:24Great courier.
06:26Two amazing kids.
06:27But never spends time around any woman.
06:32Yeah, isn't that just your dad's back picture?
06:35I'm actually six foot two.
06:37Chance, stop it right now or you're grounded.
06:40Okay, stop. Don't ground him.
06:41They're having fun, clearly.
06:43It's not a big deal.
06:44It's okay, Mommy.
06:46Daddy actually never grounds us.
06:48He just pretends to be scary.
06:51Oh yeah, Charity.
06:52What do you know about disciplining kids?
06:54Do you have any kids?
06:56That's what I thought.
06:57Okay?
06:58Chance, Charity, let's go.
06:59Wait, what if we got married?
07:05Then if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
07:11There you are, you skank.
07:13I've been looking all over for you.
07:15I maxed out my cards, buying you clothes and shoes and you block my number?
07:22Excuse me for just a second.
07:24I'll be right back.
07:26I knew it.
07:28She's just after my money.
07:29All right, we'll go back and wait.
07:36Cassandra, I finally found you.
07:38You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years.
07:42It's been what, like three days?
07:45Besides, you are a married man.
07:50Act like it.
07:52Wait a minute, you know I was married?
07:54Mm-hmm.
07:55And you still spent my money?
07:57Yeah.
07:58Revenge.
07:58Oh, also I did send everything I got directly to your wife.
08:02So, um, I hope she loves designer.
08:05Oh, okay, so, um, anyway, about that marriage, think about it.
08:20Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
08:27Yes!
08:31Sure, I'll marry you.
08:32Yeah?
08:33But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to my name.
08:35Are you sure about that, because your suits you're wearing looks like really nice, actually.
08:42I'm the driver for a CEO.
08:43I'm the driver for a CEO.
08:44I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
08:47Yeah, eight or nine, that's not too bad.
08:50That's significantly more than I make, so.
08:51Uh, I mean, more like eight or nine grand, uh, quarterly.
08:56Oh.
08:57And it fluctuates a lot.
08:58I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
09:01I mean, that's, that's not bad.
09:03That's fine.
09:04Where are you living right now?
09:05New Parklands.
09:06In a one-bedroom, one-bed, one-bathroom apartment.
09:10Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
09:13Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
09:16Come on!
09:17No, that's literally the heart of the city.
09:19Those places go for what?
09:21A couple thousand per square foot?
09:23Even the smallest ones are, like, 2,000 square feet.
09:26Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
09:30Come on.
09:30Yeah, no, you're right.
09:32New Parklands is crazy.
09:33That's crazy!
09:34It is.
09:34No, I'm sorry.
09:35I, I just do this thing when I get nervous.
09:38I just start lying.
09:40I do that.
09:41No, I do that, too.
09:42Seriously, I, I, I work in sales.
09:44I literally lie to customers for a living.
09:47Uh, no, actually, though, I'm, I'm kidding.
09:49Um, it's really, it's about.
09:52About what?
09:54It's all about hard work, not giving up.
09:56So, keep working hard.
09:59Maybe you'll get to live there one day.
10:00Anyway, I am Cassandra.
10:05Officially introducing myself.
10:07I sell shoes for a living.
10:09I make about 3,000 a month, but I make commission.
10:12So, you know, I could help out with the kids' expenses.
10:15Stuff like that.
10:15Uh-huh.
10:16Well.
10:17Okay, actually, don't say anything.
10:20A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to think things over.
10:24So, no rush.
10:26Think about my answer, okay?
10:28Why won't you marry her?
10:33I'm not going to drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
10:37Sure.
10:38Have it your way.
10:40Miss Margaret.
10:41There.
10:47Happy?
10:47Happy?
10:48And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman anyway?
10:51You don't even know her.
10:53Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
10:55Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
11:00Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
11:02Do you really want that to happen again?
11:03No, no, no, no, no, no, Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry.
11:09Did Daddy scare you?
11:10No, I'm hungry.
11:12I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
11:16Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
11:19Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
11:21No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
11:28Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
11:31Which one will you choose?
11:32Your pride or my sister who's starving to death?
11:38You kids.
11:40All right, all right, all right, I'll marry her.
11:43Okay?
11:44Happy?
11:46There's just one condition that we have to follow.
11:49We cannot let her know that we're rich, okay?
11:52I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first.
11:55Deal?
11:56Well, then that's a deal.
12:02You little rascals.
12:07Chance, do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
12:10I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday present.
12:17And I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
12:20No, no, silly.
12:22That's not enough to get mommy anything.
12:26First, let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married.
12:31Then she'll get all daddy's money and that'll be a lot more than we have.
12:37Hello?
12:43Who is this?
12:45This is, uh, uh, uh, William Stein.
12:48Okay, and who would that be?
12:51Your husband.
12:52You might want to save this number.
12:54Oh, come on.
13:03Dude, seriously?
13:04I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
13:07I mean, you can marry anybody.
13:08And you're letting your kids choose.
13:11Crazy how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
13:16I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
13:18I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
13:21A little over two grand a month with two kids?
13:28Girl, that does not sound too stable to me.
13:30How do you know that he's not using you?
13:32He's pretty cute.
13:33And the kids.
13:34Abby.
13:35They're a boy and a girl.
13:37Fraternal twins.
13:39They remind me of my babies.
13:44Cass, you can't say that out loud ever, okay?
13:48He's just gonna think you're trying to replace the kids you lost.
13:50He won't trust you.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Anyway, where's the ring?
13:55Any honeymoon plans?
13:56Come on, we can't afford any of that.
13:58Girl, no.
13:59Stand up for yourself, okay?
14:01Tell him you want to go shopping right now.
14:03Shopping?
14:04Text him.
14:06If he's not spending his money on you, he's just gonna be spending it on someone else.
14:09You know what?
14:11There is a little something that I want.
14:13Gold digger.
14:20I knew it.
14:22She's showing her two colors now.
14:24I do think this is really pretty.
14:28Affordable, too.
14:29Okay.
14:31Yeah, I'll take both.
14:35So, you're picking something out for the kids.
14:39Yes.
14:39I wanted a gift for him.
14:41You know, it's my first time being a mom and all.
14:43I wanted to...
14:44That was a bang.
14:46That'll be $1,200, please.
14:48$1,200?
14:52For...
14:53Can I get a discount?
14:55I did get two, but I want to get one.
14:57No, we don't do that around here.
15:01Come on.
15:02Work with me here.
15:03I actually work here, too, right around the corner.
15:04Lita's Luxury Shoes.
15:05Ever heard of it?
15:06So, you...
15:07You throw me a bone here.
15:09I'll hook you up next time you come into the stop.
15:11Yeah, I'll throw in a free pair of heel projectors.
15:13I want that.
15:15It's only $1,200.
15:16I mean, if you can't afford it, you don't need to waste my time.
15:21Are you taking them or not?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:27I'm taking them.
15:28I'll take them.
15:35They do do discounts right now.
15:37Birthdays, holidays, stuff like that.
15:39Although, it's not my birthday, so that was a long shot.
15:42Mommy!
15:43Mom, you can take one.
15:44We'll take care of it like a gift for you.
15:51What about this one over here?
15:53It looks nice, doesn't it?
15:55Of course it's nice.
15:57It's $150,000.
16:00$150,000 for that.
16:04My mom would like to try to buy it on.
16:07Oh, if you can't afford to buy it, you can't afford to try it on.
16:14I couldn't be held responsible if you damaged such a precious piece.
16:17Hmm.
16:20Daddy, can you please buy it for Mommy?
16:23Okay, sweetheart.
16:25I'll buy it.
16:27Wait a second.
16:29Ugh.
16:30Hmm.
16:31I'm so sorry, Charity.
16:32I seem to have left my wallet at home.
16:34Sir, if you'd like some other options, there's a goodwill right around the corner.
16:39That might be more of your scene.
16:43You're doubting my father because you think he can't afford it.
16:48What's going on here?
16:49Mr. Richard, sir.
16:51Hello, Mr. Richards.
16:53My wife here was looking at the rings over there in this locker right here, but I seem to have
16:59forgotten my wallet at home.
17:01You guys do discounts for birthdays, right?
17:03Just so happens to be my birthday today.
17:05And I was hoping we'd get that discount.
17:12Okay, you know what, Will?
17:12Let's just call them.
17:13If this was half off, we couldn't afford it, let alone some birthday discount.
17:16Killian.
17:17What?
17:18What was that?
17:19What?
17:22The necklace, everything is free.
17:23Don't worry about it.
17:23You don't have to pay.
17:24No.
17:24No.
17:25We'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos.
17:28Yes.
17:29Oh.
17:30You enjoy your birthday, right?
17:33Free?
17:33Yes.
17:34Thank you so much.
17:36Thank you, Charity.
17:37You have yourself a fantastic birthday.
17:39Oh, thank you.
17:40Yes.
17:42Hope to see you soon.
17:43You're welcome.
17:45Sir, what the hell?
17:48How could you give away all of that for free, Richard?
17:53Free?
17:53You're the stupidest person in this entire fall.
17:57That was Killian Steinwell, the wealthiest man in all of Winchester.
18:00You know, when the recession happened, he kept this entire company alive.
18:05And your salary.
18:06I could give him the whole death door.
18:08Everything for him.
18:10She'll be right with you, sir.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:17We got all of that for free.
18:18He just gave us all.
18:18That is quite the birthday discount.
18:19If I've ever seen one, I'm going to come back every year.
18:22It's settled.
18:22Wait, why'd you take that off?
18:27Well, it's expensive.
18:29I want to keep it in pristine condition for when Charity grows up.
18:32I think she's going to love it one day.
18:34Right?
18:35Yeah.
18:36It was only $150,000.
18:38I got it for you.
18:39Keep it.
18:40Did you just say only $150,000?
18:45What do you think you are?
18:46Some sort of billionaire?
18:47That was crazy.
18:48That was a crazy statement.
18:49Anyway, who wants to see what I got for YouTube?
18:52Me!
18:52Yes, yes, yes.
18:53All right.
18:55All right, it's right in here.
18:56Ready?
18:58Necklaces.
18:59Here, I'll put them on you guys.
19:00Ready?
19:01Ready?
19:03Nice.
19:06That birthmark on his collarbone.
19:09One for Charity.
19:12Yes.
19:14Oh, Charity has the birthmark, too.
19:19Congrats, Mama.
19:20It's a boy and a girl.
19:21They're beautiful.
19:23And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:28They both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
19:32Oh.
19:34Where'd you get the kids?
19:35They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:36They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:36They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:37They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:38They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:39They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:40They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:41They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:42They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:43They both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
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