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00:00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nepo
00:00:29baby tell me how you really feel i mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby
00:00:42speak of the devil
00:00:59you know i'm offended well actually in a second thought i'm not because i don't really care
00:01:06about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's why you leave
00:01:14bye tony that's your competition huh
00:01:19pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison just two weeks ago remember that i like to call
00:01:26that a lucky break well we'll see how lucky you are when mr hartley announces his resignation and
00:01:32names me ceo my first order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this office
00:01:40knows that job is mine
00:01:44report to the board for an important meeting
00:01:52for the first time said the board for an important meeting meeting but i can't recommend being able to do this
00:01:57like it and just check it out
00:02:03and participate in the chat
00:02:06so
00:02:08thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for your experience in the room you are
00:02:19Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all. I appreciate it very much. Thank you.
00:02:24Well, I know that you all are very busy, so I will not take up a whole lot of your time today.
00:02:31Really, I'm just here to make a small announcement.
00:02:37I have decided that I am going to retire within the next three months.
00:02:45I know it's sad. I know.
00:02:46So, the search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately.
00:02:56That position is mine.
00:03:01In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has finally gone through.
00:03:11It has happened, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:13Thank you all so very much for your time and your hard work.
00:03:18You've all done an extraordinary job.
00:03:21So, thank you. I appreciate it.
00:03:22And on that note, we'll let that go for today.
00:03:25You're all dismissed. Thank you very much.
00:03:27Except Gavin and Victoria, can you come see me for a moment, please? Thank you.
00:03:33Yeah, Gavin.
00:03:33So, it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.
00:03:44And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal.
00:03:47So, I feel like it's time for a little celebration.
00:03:52There you go.
00:03:58Uh, what is this?
00:04:01That is your celebration.
00:04:02An all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas.
00:04:06Yes.
00:04:47Hey, Gavin.
00:04:51Looks like your last-year competition has arrived.
00:04:54Oh, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:57There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:05:00I got this for you.
00:05:03That's so kind.
00:05:04Isn't that nice?
00:05:05I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.
00:05:08Gavin, hello.
00:05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:11Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:16Hey, can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That'll be lovely.
00:05:18Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:19Oh.
00:05:33Whoops.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:38I'm sorry.
00:05:38That was a mistake.
00:05:39Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:42Why don't you go help her?
00:05:46Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I've got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:49There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:51Yes.
00:05:55Oh.
00:05:55What the hell are you doing?
00:05:57You're peeping at me like some weird peeping Tom?
00:06:00No, um, no.
00:06:02I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:05Bullshit.
00:06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:09Save face?
00:06:10Save face about what?
00:06:12You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:19Listen.
00:06:20I swear.
00:06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:22You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:24Get the hell out.
00:06:33This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:42You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can choose any possibility of that CEO position to buy.
00:06:48Give me this.
00:06:49Go.
00:06:50Just go.
00:06:52Hey.
00:06:54Peace offering?
00:07:00And then it happened.
00:07:03Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
00:07:06I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:08I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:14Well, I guess what this is about is you're sucking up to Cornelius because he just gave you the riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:20Um, no.
00:07:23Yeah, okay.
00:07:23Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:27Okay, wait, hold on a second.
00:07:28Listen, I'm sorry.
00:07:29Okay, I didn't mean to...
00:07:30Excuse me.
00:07:39Oh, hello?
00:07:40I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.
00:07:52Please give me more time.
00:07:56You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:09This is all just a game to you.
00:08:13What is?
00:08:14This job.
00:08:17But you don't need it.
00:08:19You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:22You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:29Okay, you know what?
00:08:30You don't know a fucking thing about me first.
00:08:32So you should probably stop being so judgmental and realize you're not the only person on this planet that has something going wrong with them.
00:08:38Enough!
00:08:39What is going on here?
00:08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:42I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:46Cool it.
00:08:47Sorry, Ms. Riley.
00:08:47Sorry, Ms. Riley.
00:08:49Not another word.
00:08:55Way to go.
00:08:56You started that.
00:08:57Just got to sign your checks, all right?
00:08:59Come on, Ralph.
00:09:00Okay, all right.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03Thank you all very much.
00:09:05Welcome, welcome.
00:09:05This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:08At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:15You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
00:09:18I don't know.
00:09:18But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:26It's so important.
00:09:28It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:31So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:38Hey, you know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:53In your dreams.
00:09:54Ooh, ouch.
00:09:55Okay, you know what?
00:09:56I'm going to need a shot.
00:09:57Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:02As long as you're paying.
00:10:03Sure.
00:10:10Ooh.
00:10:12Ah.
00:10:13Yeah, right, yeah.
00:10:14Can I get a little one, please?
00:10:15Thanks.
00:10:16Here.
00:10:17Okay, all right.
00:10:18Chill.
00:10:24Hey, you're going to throw it?
00:10:25Hell no.
00:10:26You're going to throw it first.
00:10:27Hey, please, turn it off.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Okay.
00:10:50All right.
00:10:51Let's start.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:52Let's start.
00:10:53Where am I?
00:10:59This isn't my bed.
00:11:00Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:02Gavin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:04Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:07No.
00:11:08No.
00:11:09Get me.
00:11:09Get me.
00:11:10Get me.
00:11:10Get me.
00:11:10Stop.
00:11:11Get me.
00:11:12You're so getting fired.
00:11:14Let go.
00:11:15Get me.
00:11:16Get me.
00:11:16Get me.
00:11:16Get me.
00:11:17Stop.
00:11:18Let go.
00:11:19Grab the shirt.
00:11:20Come on.
00:11:20What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:26Did...
00:11:26Did you?
00:11:29Did we?
00:11:30No.
00:11:31Gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicki.
00:11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36But, Conley, V...
00:11:37No.
00:11:38Hey.
00:11:43It's Cornelius.
00:11:45What does he want?
00:11:46Who the hell should I know?
00:11:49Are you going to answer?
00:11:50You're going to get a lot of cute fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:57Good morning, Victoria.
00:12:00I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:05And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:08I assume I'm with Gavin.
00:12:10I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34I mean, I was just going to think I'm sleeping my way up to the top.
00:12:36Finally.
00:12:37Do you see?
00:12:38I'm at the top.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Hey, let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:40If I had known that all it's going to take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo, I probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55So, what are we going to do about Cornelius?
00:12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's going to think we're mucking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean again.
00:13:18Because he already did that last night.
00:13:19Yes.
00:13:34Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:45This is my room.
00:13:45What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47Look at that.
00:13:48That could be Cornelius.
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius.
00:13:59Gavin is here.
00:14:00What a shocker.
00:14:04Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean that.
00:14:16Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:17No.
00:14:18Enough!
00:14:19I am not happy.
00:14:22You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:30This is not a good look.
00:14:32Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:38Look, let me explain.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:40Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals, and sometimes that's great because
00:14:47you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot run a company on rivalry.
00:14:52You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:08You want us to stay married?
00:15:09It's less of a want and more of a...
00:15:15It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:21Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:23I am serious as a heart attack.
00:15:25You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues, but as husband
00:15:31and wife.
00:15:33Well, no, no, no, that's not fair.
00:15:36I'm not wife material.
00:15:38Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I'm not even husband of material.
00:15:40I don't really even like her.
00:15:42Ah, well, you better become the right material real quick, or you can kiss that CEO position.
00:15:48Au revoir.
00:15:49Wait a minute.
00:15:50Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:55Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:57Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:16:00And think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:05And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:11So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:23Um.
00:16:25Yeah.
00:16:30No blue?
00:16:37It's all right.
00:16:39Excuse me.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:42Sir.
00:16:43Sir.
00:16:44Sir.
00:16:45Sir.
00:16:46Please put your bag away.
00:16:53Surprise!
00:16:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:57I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:16:59Hey, wifey, what's wrong?
00:17:01You know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:05Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:07Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:09Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:12Well, you know what?
00:17:13You should probably call him and tell him that, and then he'll be smooth sailing for me as C-E-O.
00:17:20You wish.
00:17:21Hmm.
00:17:24Is that really necessary?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:25Can I help you?
00:17:31Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:35I can't sit next to this man.
00:17:37She's exaggerating.
00:17:39I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full, and I'm unable to talk about your request.
00:17:44Okay, thanks.
00:17:45Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:49And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me,
00:17:53because then maybe you'll make it to the top.
00:17:54Shut up.
00:17:57You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:03We're at it.
00:18:04Hey, Vic.
00:18:27Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:42Don't give in.
00:18:44Don't give in.
00:18:45Don't give in.
00:18:47Don't give in.
00:18:48Don't give in.
00:18:48Don't give in.
00:18:49Don't give in.
00:18:58Don't give in.
00:18:58Miss?
00:19:00Miss?
00:19:02Miss, excuse me.
00:19:04We're about to reach our destination.
00:19:06I want you to prepare for landing.
00:19:12What the hell?
00:19:16What's happening?
00:19:18Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:22Are you serious?
00:19:24I'm not an animal.
00:19:26Why would I do that?
00:19:28Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:36Now how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping too?
00:19:38I'm warning you, Gavin.
00:19:40Oh yeah?
00:19:41Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:43Oh my god.
00:19:45Well, you know what?
00:19:46I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:52You remember that?
00:19:53Just admit it.
00:19:54You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:56And you took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:19:59Let me tell you something.
00:20:00It takes two to tango.
00:20:02And from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been drawing all over my fucking clothes.
00:20:14Jesus.
00:20:17Excuse me.
00:20:18Bye.
00:20:19Bye.
00:20:20What do you want, Gavin?
00:20:21We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:22It's never going to work.
00:20:23Why not?
00:20:25Why not?
00:20:26Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job and we don't need to talk about
00:20:30Cornelius' plan.
00:20:31What do you want, Gavin?
00:20:32We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:33It's never going to work.
00:20:34Why not?
00:20:35Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job and we don't get along.
00:20:36We both know it.
00:20:37Well, you know what?
00:20:38We should probably figure out how to do that because we're married now.
00:20:39I don't know much.
00:20:40No.
00:20:41What do you want, Gavin?
00:20:42We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:43We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:44Why not?
00:20:45Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job and we don't get along.
00:20:46We both know it.
00:20:47Well, you know what?
00:20:48We should probably figure out how to do that because we're married now.
00:20:49And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk.
00:20:52that we're vying for the same job and we don't get along we both know it well you know we should
00:20:59probably figure out how to do that because we're married now and uh cornelius is going to be
00:21:05watching us like a hawk so every single moment is going to count what are you doing
00:21:17like i said every single moment counts so we should probably
00:21:25make it worth our time by doing what
00:21:31well we are married so we should probably do what married people do
00:21:47sorry to interrupt victoria you have a client waiting um i can tell them that you're occupied
00:22:16if you need more time no no that's fine and i'll be with them when i'll be i'll be with them in a
00:22:21minute okay what the was that it was a kiss oh come on you don't have to tell me that no it was
00:22:29unprofessional oh i can lose my job if anyone sees that you don't think that i need this job too not
00:22:35like i do all right you don't have to worry about money gavin some of us don't have that luxury okay
00:22:41well you know what i need this job just as much as you need it and besides cornelius wants us to
00:22:46stay together so uh public pda is probably going to score us points if you didn't know you're not
00:22:52going to score any points with me okay and try that again i'm going to see you for sexual harassment
00:22:58so you actually kissed me back so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment it's probably going to
00:23:15be a little tricky don't you think fine whatever i'm just going to have to suck it up and wait out
00:23:24for these few months until cornelius names me ceo great yeah that's a good idea well you know
00:23:29what stay out of my way i have a client anyway good luck um police
00:23:44after you she is annoying
00:23:47hello did you get named ceo yet no you know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it
00:24:00yeah i'm aware thank you i'm going to get it no matter what it's going to cost got it
00:24:17so
00:24:38um
00:24:45Something wrong?
00:24:54I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.
00:25:02Perhaps I could help.
00:25:15Hi, Mr. Hartley.
00:25:27Hi, Victoria. Hi.
00:25:29Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:25:33There was a meeting?
00:25:39Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:25:41Oh, yeah? Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:50Gavin.
00:25:51Yeah. Good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:55Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:26:00Come on!
00:26:06Victoria!
00:26:08Thanks for, uh, the new client.
00:26:11She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:26:16You asshole.
00:26:19This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:26:21You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
00:26:26We got another meeting. See you.
00:26:28You know what?
00:26:29It's my jackets.
00:26:34Oh!
00:26:36Oops!
00:26:37Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:40That's coffee!
00:26:41I'm so clumsy. I'm sorry.
00:26:44Shut up.
00:26:45Hmm?
00:26:45Yeah, this is a real childish antic.
00:26:47You're really gonna get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.
00:26:50You're one to talk.
00:26:51Hmm.
00:26:52Good luck with your next meeting.
00:26:53Hmm.
00:26:57Oof.
00:26:58It's his problem.
00:26:59Hmm.
00:27:00He'll be fine.
00:27:01He had a little accident.
00:27:03I am.
00:27:03Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:27:06Uh, nothing, really.
00:27:07Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
00:27:10Say hi.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:11Well, hi.
00:27:12How are you doing?
00:27:14Yeah, I'm better now.
00:27:15Um, you always brighten up the office, so.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:19Hey, Ari, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:27:24Uh, yeah.
00:27:25Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
00:27:28Would you maybe want to go with me?
00:27:30Uh, nope.
00:27:34She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:27:39Gavin.
00:27:41Oh, me.
00:27:44Oh, uh, sorry.
00:27:46I, I, I didn't know, um, this is, uh, new.
00:27:51I guess that makes sense, you know, why I saw you two kissing each other the other day.
00:27:56Uh, no, no.
00:27:57Um, just, yeah, forget it.
00:27:58No, Tony, we're not actually married.
00:28:01He just has a really big crush on me.
00:28:04He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:28:06Oh, that's okay.
00:28:08You don't have to deny it.
00:28:11I mean, we all know it's true, right?
00:28:15You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my, my wife.
00:28:25To dinner tonight.
00:28:29Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later, then.
00:28:36Bye, Tony.
00:28:39Seriously?
00:28:40Come on.
00:28:41Don't ever do that again.
00:28:43Come on.
00:28:44You liked it.
00:28:45No, no, I didn't.
00:28:47Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:49Good.
00:28:49Because you are.
00:28:55Wifey.
00:29:03Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:04I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:29:17Lactoism tolerance is no joke.
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:19Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.
00:29:22Got it.
00:29:22Almond milk as always.
00:29:24Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.
00:29:33Oh, thanks.
00:29:34Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:29:36You sure?
00:29:37Of course.
00:29:38I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:29:40Oh, thank you.
00:29:41You're such a lifesaver.
00:29:42I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley, and I could use every minute of it.
00:29:47Not a problem at all.
00:29:49I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:29:51Sure.
00:29:52Something like that.
00:29:54Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:08If you look at our, uh, four-quarter, uh, four-quarter?
00:30:17Should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay?
00:30:19If you look at our four-quarter, uh, development, uh, strategies, right?
00:30:23We'll be able to minimize, um, okay.
00:30:27Normal, be normal.
00:30:29Lint.
00:30:33Peace offering.
00:30:35You know, for yesterday.
00:30:37Thanks.
00:30:38You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.
00:30:43As you can see with our four-month development plan, our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:56and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an entire...
00:31:01Oh.
00:31:03Oh.
00:31:04Oh.
00:31:06Uh.
00:31:06I need you to excuse me for one second.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14I'm so sorry about this.
00:31:28Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
00:31:33Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
00:31:37All right.
00:31:38As he was saying, to ensure quality product, we have a unique form of communication that
00:31:44ensures transparency between client and production.
00:31:48And with all that being said, we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,
00:31:54we also have a 95% success rate.
00:31:57Impressive.
00:31:59Well, you clearly know your stuff.
00:32:01We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
00:32:05Well, here at Hartley Industries, we are passionate about delivering successful results to our clients.
00:32:11Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.
00:32:15Where do I sign?
00:32:16Ah.
00:32:17I can have a contract written up today and sent to your office immediately.
00:32:22Great.
00:32:22Oh, and Victoria, can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week?
00:32:28Absolutely.
00:32:29Um, consider it done.
00:32:32That is the Victoria I remember.
00:32:35Great job.
00:32:38Ooh.
00:32:41Yeah?
00:32:42Hey.
00:32:43What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
00:32:45Me?
00:32:47What?
00:32:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:48Oh.
00:32:49Um, the meeting went great.
00:32:51Great, but I...
00:32:53Hmm.
00:32:53Looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster.
00:32:56Well, you did this on purpose, and you're gonna fucking pay for it.
00:33:06Game on.
00:33:07Oh, okay.
00:33:08Okay.
00:33:08Okay.
00:33:21Hmm.
00:33:24Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
00:33:28I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
00:33:31Hey!
00:33:32Can you do me a favor?
00:33:35Can you look over the conference room while I take a second?
00:33:39And don't let anyone in.
00:33:41Anyone.
00:33:42Got it.
00:33:43Time for me to scratch your back.
00:33:45I owe you one anyway.
00:33:59Hey.
00:34:01Hey!
00:34:01You've been working awfully hard.
00:34:04Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.
00:34:07There you go.
00:34:08Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
00:34:11Who said anything about letting me in?
00:34:12Hmm?
00:34:13I mean, well, no.
00:34:14I just come here and...
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:17See my favorite and beautiful secretary.
00:34:23Kevin.
00:34:24But, uh, I actually really need to get into this room.
00:34:28Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?
00:34:32Pretty, please?
00:34:32I left a...
00:34:33I left a folder in there that I need.
00:34:36Fine.
00:34:36Just be quick and do not tell Victoria.
00:34:39That's okay.
00:34:40Hey.
00:34:41My lips.
00:34:42Are sealed.
00:34:43Are sealed.
00:35:06See you later.
00:35:07Hey.
00:35:08Hey.
00:35:08See you later.
00:35:10See you later.
00:35:10See you later.
00:35:11All right.
00:35:24Welcome, everyone.
00:35:26Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
00:35:31through solutions for everyday living.
00:35:33And we will do this by...
00:35:36What is this?
00:35:41Is this the logo of our competition?
00:35:43Um...
00:35:44Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
00:35:47You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
00:35:51No.
00:35:52No.
00:35:52I would never do that.
00:35:53That's exactly what this looks like.
00:35:55I can't believe this is happening.
00:35:56Um...
00:35:57We trusted you.
00:35:58You hear some of our lawyers.
00:36:01No.
00:36:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:02I'm so sorry.
00:36:03No.
00:36:08Gavin, you did this.
00:36:10I didn't do anything.
00:36:11That's enough!
00:36:11You two are fired.
00:36:17Whoa.
00:36:17What?
00:36:17What?
00:36:21F...
00:36:22Fired?
00:36:25I'm...
00:36:25Mr. Hartley.
00:36:26Look.
00:36:28Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.
00:36:33Just because you are two of my best
00:36:36does not mean that I should have to put up
00:36:38with all of these reckless shenanigans.
00:36:42You know what, Mr. Hartley, please.
00:36:44Um, I don't know about Gavin here,
00:36:46but I promise I'm done with the pranks.
00:36:48Okay, you know what?
00:36:49You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
00:36:51You know,
00:36:52you two keep saying that you're gonna get better,
00:36:54but I'm not seeing it.
00:36:56I'm not running a circus here.
00:36:58So you two clowns better get your shit together
00:37:02or else you will really be gone,
00:37:04really be gone this time,
00:37:06for real!
00:37:17Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.
00:37:22I understand.
00:37:26I'll get you the money.
00:37:27I promise I have a promotion coming soon.
00:37:32I'm sorry,
00:37:34were you not just in the same meeting
00:37:35that I was in?
00:37:38That promotion didn't happen in, sweetheart.
00:37:41You're gonna be lucky
00:37:41if you can even keep your job.
00:37:48What's wrong?
00:37:52There you two bozos are.
00:37:53I've been looking for you.
00:37:55For us?
00:37:55Oh, yes.
00:37:57I have decided to give you another shot.
00:38:00God help me.
00:38:03So we're not fired?
00:38:04Not if you can secure this client, you're not.
00:38:07He is giving us another shot.
00:38:09Don't ask me why,
00:38:11but there is a caveat.
00:38:13Okay, what is it?
00:38:15Well,
00:38:15he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.
00:38:19But he's going on vacation
00:38:20with his lovely wife.
00:38:23So you two
00:38:24will be spending the weekend
00:38:26with him
00:38:26and the lovely wife
00:38:28in their cabin.
00:38:30And don't say anything to me.
00:38:31I do not want to hear it.
00:38:32I don't care.
00:38:33I don't care.
00:38:33I don't care.
00:39:13You know this is still your fault, right?
00:39:15Okay.
00:39:15Well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped
00:39:20the drinks, which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused.
00:39:25Look at this.
00:39:26Ready?
00:39:32Welcome, you two.
00:39:33So glad you decided to come, especially so soon after your wedding.
00:39:37Come on.
00:39:39I'll show you to your rooms.
00:39:43Please, after you, sweetheart.
00:39:45Thanks, honey.
00:39:57And here's where you'll spend your nights.
00:40:02Feel free to freshen up and settle in.
00:40:04We should have dinner in a few hours.
00:40:08We're staying in this room together?
00:40:10Yes.
00:40:10Well, you're married, right?
00:40:15Right.
00:40:17Humble.
00:40:17Yeah, trust me.
00:40:19I don't want to be around you or you're snoring.
00:40:23Either.
00:40:25Police.
00:40:25Police.
00:40:35I'm going to go to the spa.
00:40:36You need it.
00:40:37Fun.
00:40:37Fun.
00:40:37Fun.
00:40:38Fun.
00:40:38Fun.
00:40:38Fun.
00:40:38Fun.
00:40:38Fun.
00:40:38Fun.
00:40:39Fun.
00:40:39Fun.
00:40:40Fun.
00:40:40Fun.
00:40:41Fun.
00:40:42Fun.
00:40:42Fun.
00:40:42Fun.
00:40:43Fun.
00:40:44Fun.
00:40:44Fun.
00:40:45Fun.
00:40:46Fun.
00:40:47Fun.
00:40:48Fun.
00:40:49Fun.
00:40:49Fun.
00:40:50Fun.
00:40:50Fun.
00:40:51Fun.
00:40:52Fun.
00:40:53Fun.
00:40:54Fun.
00:40:54Fun.
00:40:55Fun.
00:40:56Fun.
00:40:57Fun.
00:40:58Fun.
00:40:59Fun.
00:41:00Fun.
00:41:01Fun.
00:41:02Fun.
00:41:02Fun.
00:41:03Fun.
00:41:04Fun.
00:41:04Um, you know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
00:41:17Can you just help me zip up, please?
00:41:21Sure.
00:41:34Oh, well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.
00:41:55When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.
00:41:59Right.
00:42:00Of course.
00:42:04You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.
00:42:10Yeah.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Good idea.
00:42:12Uh, dress?
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:23Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at picturing.
00:42:28Eight-time family world champion.
00:42:32Because he's...
00:42:33Fuck!
00:42:34I would never.
00:42:36Okay, I'm up.
00:42:37Yes.
00:42:37All right.
00:42:40Diamond and white.
00:42:41It's getting hot.
00:42:43It's getting hot.
00:42:47They can't.
00:42:48They can't do too much.
00:42:49No.
00:42:49I don't think so.
00:42:52Look, Picasso over here.
00:42:58Brace it!
00:42:58Yes!
00:42:59You got it!
00:43:00You're way too good!
00:43:01Yes!
00:43:02Are you serious?
00:43:02Oh, honey.
00:43:03You're right at the list.
00:43:04You're right at the list.
00:43:04You're right at the list.
00:43:04Oh, my God.
00:43:05Oh, my God.
00:43:05Oh, my God.
00:43:12Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
00:43:15Come on, honey.
00:43:16Let's leave the lovebirds alone.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25So, my God.
00:43:25Oh, my God.
00:43:26Okay.
00:43:26Where did they go?
00:43:28I think we just gave them a show.
00:43:31Well, that's what learners do.
00:43:38You got something.
00:43:44You know, I might not be a genius, but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.
00:43:50I know. I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.
00:43:53Oh, you're joking, right?
00:43:56Doesn't look like I'm joking.
00:43:57Oh, maybe not, because then you would be crazy because I'm not sleeping on the floor with the sheets that you put on the floor.
00:44:06Because you know what? We're both adults. We're both married.
00:44:09And we are both going to sleep in the bed.
00:44:12Fine. But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.
00:44:16Yeah, well, you know what? The same thing goes for you, sweetheart.
00:44:19Go, Star.
00:44:24What are you doing?
00:44:26Are you getting comfortable?
00:44:33You can't be serious.
00:44:35Um, go ahead and put your PJs back on.
00:44:38Pajamas!
00:44:40No.
00:44:41I always sleep naked.
00:44:42Yeah, not tonight.
00:44:44Oh, I'm sorry. Not tonight.
00:44:46What are you going to do? You going to come over here and put the clothes on for me?
00:44:49All right. Well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked, so I'll just take the floor.
00:44:55Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
00:45:02Fine.
00:45:05I'll put boxers on, all right?
00:45:08They're going to make you happy, sweetheart.
00:45:10I'll get to start.
00:45:17You going to get the sheets?
00:45:21Just leave them.
00:45:26Wait, slide.
00:45:27Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:29Oh, shame.
00:45:30Okay, let's call it a show.
00:45:36Shut up.
00:46:00Hey, nerds.
00:46:27Come here.
00:46:28Well, congratulations.
00:46:32The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend.
00:46:38So we have secured the deal.
00:46:40Yes.
00:46:41That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:43So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:50One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:46:55Uh, wait.
00:46:57I already have a place to live, so don't really need it.
00:47:00Yeah, so do I.
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02Well, now you have two.
00:47:05And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:09Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:15So do not mess it up.
00:47:18Oh, okay.
00:47:34Oh, okay.
00:47:44I'll leave it there for you.
00:47:45That's okay.
00:47:46I got it.
00:47:46Oh, okay.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:50My lady.
00:47:50You can take the couch.
00:48:08Oh, come on.
00:48:09Really?
00:48:09It'll do your scrata some good to live like the common folk, for once.
00:48:13Oh, you see?
00:48:13I just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if you were to sleep in bed with me.
00:48:20I don't think that would be a problem.
00:48:24I do.
00:48:25I don't think that would be a problem.
00:48:55I don't think that would be a problem.
00:49:03So you can cook.
00:49:07A little bit.
00:49:08My grandfather taught me.
00:49:10He was all about family dinners.
00:49:17Okay.
00:49:18Maybe I could help.
00:49:25Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?
00:49:32Maybe.
00:49:35Is this a date?
00:49:37I don't think you can date your wife.
00:49:39Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.
00:49:45Yeah, good point.
00:49:47Want to see a trick?
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:54Pretty impressive.
00:49:55A little something.
00:50:03Let me take it for you.
00:50:14What are you doing?
00:50:15So Norm imported a special brand of ice cream, and I want you to try it.
00:50:21I...
00:50:22I...
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:29What's amazing?
00:50:31Good.
00:50:31Have a...
00:50:31Ever.
00:50:35I...
00:50:35Ever.
00:51:06Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:12Nice try, but no.
00:51:15Your little tactics while you're here.
00:51:18Okay, what tactics?
00:51:19Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:21The catch is all yours, hubby.
00:51:35Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:46Um, hi, Douglas.
00:51:47It's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:51:50How are you?
00:51:51Very well.
00:51:53You know, Victoria, I've heard too much about you.
00:51:56I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:51:59Um, maybe, but...
00:52:03Well, if it isn't my favorite playboy.
00:52:08Playboy.
00:52:09I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:11Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
00:52:16Not exactly.
00:52:17No.
00:52:21Oh, I see.
00:52:22Have you got something going on with Miss Lockhart?
00:52:28It's complicated.
00:52:28Well, let's uncomplicate things.
00:52:33Don't you think?
00:52:50You know what?
00:52:52Maybe I'll take you up on that coffee.
00:52:54It might be nice to talk business.
00:52:56Maybe even more.
00:52:57That sounds great.
00:52:58I'll make sure it's worth your while.
00:53:01What's your availability next week?
00:53:02Uh, let me check the calendar.
00:53:06Okay.
00:53:07Um, uh, Charlotte, um, okay.
00:53:10Like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
00:53:13It's a little complicated.
00:53:15Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
00:53:19I know you're having a meeting with Duo Star Group.
00:53:22I just so happen to have some inside information
00:53:24that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
00:53:28You know what, Charlotte, why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
00:53:42Perfect.
00:53:43Perfect.
00:53:54Hey, you two dummies.
00:53:56Come with me.
00:53:56I have a couple of very influential clients that I need to introduce you to.
00:54:00Come on.
00:54:01You know, I've got some insider info on those clients.
00:54:07If you still want the CEO position, this could be your ticket.
00:54:10Have a nice night with, uh, Douglas, huh?
00:54:23Why?
00:54:24Are you jealous?
00:54:25Me?
00:54:26Jealous?
00:54:27No.
00:54:28Funny, because it sure sounds like you are.
00:54:31Not jealous.
00:54:32Just concerned.
00:54:35Concerned?
00:54:35Mm-hmm.
00:54:36About what?
00:54:37I'm a big girl.
00:54:38I've lived my whole life without you.
00:54:40Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
00:54:43That's all.
00:54:44Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
00:54:47Nope.
00:54:47Didn't say that.
00:54:48And you're one to talk.
00:54:50You've been using people for years.
00:54:53You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
00:54:55Okay, you know what?
00:54:56Forgive me for looking out for you.
00:54:59All right?
00:54:59Looking out for me?
00:55:01Yes.
00:55:02How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
00:55:06Okay, you know what?
00:55:07Forget it.
00:55:08All right?
00:55:08Good night, Victoria.
00:55:15Good night, Calvin.
00:55:22Good night.
00:55:52It's really good.
00:56:22Good night.
00:56:23Good night.
00:56:24Thanks, Calvin.
00:56:25Good night.
00:56:25Good night.
00:56:25Good night.
00:56:27Good night.
00:56:29Good night.
00:56:30Good night.
00:56:31Good night.
00:56:32Good night.
00:56:33Good night.
00:56:34Good night.
00:56:35Good night.
00:56:36Good night.
00:56:37Good night.
00:56:38Good night.
00:56:39Good night.
00:56:40Good night.
00:56:41Good night.
00:56:42Good night.
00:56:43Good night.
00:56:44Good night.
00:56:45Good night.
00:56:46Good night.
00:56:47Good night.
00:56:48Good night.
00:56:49Good night.
00:56:50Good night.
00:56:51Good night.
00:56:52What the hell?
00:56:59Good morning, sunshine.
00:57:02You can't join me.
00:57:04As delightful as that looks, I'll pass.
00:57:09Yours almost.
00:57:11Maybe later. I'm going to go for a run.
00:57:15You have time to do that before work?
00:57:17Yeah, my meeting are canceled.
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:22Well, I guess I'll see you at the office.
00:57:42Dinner tonight?
00:57:42I've got some new clients that I think would be a great fit for Harley Industries.
00:57:47Sure. Just send me the place in time and I'll be there.
00:57:50Where's Gavin?
00:57:57Oh, um, something came up.
00:58:00But don't worry, he's prepped me on the presentation, so we're not going to waste your time.
00:58:04Please go ahead and take a seat.
00:58:05Gavin, your It's Complicated is here with Douglas.
00:58:19As you can see, Harley Industries is the perfect company to fulfill your needs.
00:58:23So, if you'd like...
00:58:25Victoria!
00:58:27Hi! Listen, I'm so sorry to interrupt, sweetheart.
00:58:30The baby is at home. It's crying.
00:58:33And we really have to go.
00:58:36What?
00:58:38Um, baby?
00:58:40What baby? I don't have a baby.
00:58:43Listen, I know that it's still so new, but you do have a baby, sweetheart.
00:58:47It's just the postpartum psychosis that's talking.
00:58:50She's a little...
00:58:50Hold on, the what?
00:58:51Yeah.
00:58:52He's crazy.
00:58:53Well, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have time for these games.
00:58:57Sir, I am so sorry to interrupt your dinner.
00:58:59Just let me get Miss Springs out of here and get her home, okay?
00:59:03Come on, sweetheart.
00:59:04Thank you so much. Come on.
00:59:05I will be right back, gentlemen.
00:59:07It's okay, sweetheart.
00:59:08Check out the pasta.
00:59:09It's really...
00:59:10Oh, you got it.
00:59:17Real nice.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:18A baby? Really?
00:59:19Mm, yeah. A baby.
00:59:20What do you think?
00:59:21You can, uh, cancel my appointment and steal my clients without any consequences?
00:59:25You know, I think that's all in the past.
00:59:26Sorry, she's wrong.
00:59:28Hi.
00:59:28Gavin.
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:29I just spoke with Douglas and the clients, and they are willing to continue the meeting,
00:59:33but only with you, not Victoria.
00:59:35That is wonderful.
00:59:36Please tell them I will be right there.
00:59:40You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:59:42Karen was a bitch.
00:59:43Bye.
00:59:48You know, you owe me for that.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:53Okay, and, uh, what would you like in return?
00:59:58A date.
01:00:00A date?
01:00:03I didn't know you were so funny, Gavin.
01:00:09Oh, that's what makes me so charming.
01:00:11Hmm.
01:00:18Clearly, we weren't together long enough for me to discover all these sides of you.
01:00:23What do you say we could take this somewhere more private?
01:00:32Hmm.
01:00:33Might as well have some fun.
01:00:36Victoria sure as I don't care.
01:00:38Sure.
01:00:40Why not?
01:00:41Do you like wine?
01:00:59Yeah.
01:01:01Hmm?
01:01:03It's a little hot in here.
01:01:09Do you mind if I just get comfortable?
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:23Gavin, what the hell is this?
01:01:34Really?
01:01:35In our condo?
01:01:36Okay, hold on.
01:01:38Is that what you think, right?
01:01:39Oh, forget it.
01:01:40I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
01:01:42Make sure that she's gone before I get back.
01:01:44I'd be more than happy to continue the dinner.
01:02:02Okay, we should probably discuss the upcoming project with Duostar.
01:02:19They're our best, but we just have to come up with a great pitch.
01:02:22Victoria, life is about more than just business.
01:02:29Let's not talk shop all night.
01:02:31Let's just enjoy the moment.
01:02:34Here, have another glass of wine.
01:02:36But you know that we're supposed to be discussing business.
01:02:44Business talk and wait for business hours.
01:02:47Come on, Victoria, you've been working so hard.
01:02:49Just let yourself unwind.
01:02:51Come on, another perfect place.
01:03:00Okay, yeah.
01:03:01Wow, I must have drunken more than I thought.
01:03:06Well, let's get you out of here so you can rest.
01:03:15Wow, I did not expect to get this drunk.
01:03:21Don't worry.
01:03:23I'll take care of you.
01:03:26What are you doing?
01:03:27Relax, Victoria.
01:03:28We're both here to have a good time.
01:03:30No, I don't want that.
01:03:33Stop being such a tease.
01:03:36Get away from me.
01:03:38Let go of me.
01:03:39Stop.
01:03:41Stop.
01:03:42Douglas.
01:03:42Don't you fucking touch her.
01:03:44No, I'll get it.
01:03:47Cabin?
01:03:49Hold on.
01:03:50You don't get it.
01:03:55You shut the fuck up.
01:03:57I got it.
01:03:58You're disgusting.
01:03:59She said shit.
01:03:59Gavin.
01:04:02I could have handled that on my own, Gavin.
01:04:09It's okay.
01:04:16You're going to fucking pay for this.
01:04:17Good possÃvel.
01:04:18T-
01:04:28What?
01:04:28Come on.
01:04:29What are you doing?
01:04:30You took me out.
01:04:31What?
01:04:31What?
01:04:32How am I?
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01:04:35What is that?
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