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00:00It's my last year at school. Everyone is in love.
00:25Except me.
00:30Let's see what little loser Lindsey's writing about. Is she calculating the probability of ever getting a date?
00:41Give me back my notebook.
00:43Oh my god. You want to lose your virginity before graduation?
00:48You're still a virgin?
00:51I have the perfect guy for you.
00:53See that little fatty over there?
00:55I think maybe if we cover up your ugly face in some chocolate, you might just have a shot.
01:00I'm not like you. I don't fall for guys who are as dumb and shallow as your boyfriends.
01:04Are you saying I have bad taste in men?
01:06I'm saying it's not my fault that your two-timing ex-boyfriends gave you an STD.
01:10What's that Lindsey? You're gonna get a boyfriend with an 8-pack and make out with him in front of the entire school?
01:20And if it doesn't happen this semester, you're gonna run around naked for everyone to see?
01:25Wow, Lynn!
01:27I never said that.
01:28She couldn't even bag a loser from the robotics team, much less a guy with an 8-pack.
01:32Yeah, that prude little version would never agree to a dare like that.
01:36Who said I wouldn't?
01:38I guess we'll see then, won't we?
01:40Either you show up with your boyfriend with an 8-pack, or you run around naked for everyone to see.
01:47I'd get a boob job now if I were you.
02:02You just wait and see.
02:07Kyle, why can't you pretend to be my boyfriend?
02:11We don't even go to the same school, no one would know.
02:14Do you want me to commit social suicide?
02:16Sorry Liz, I just can't be your fake boyfriend because...
02:19I'm... well...
02:23Are you kidding me?
02:25We are supposed to be best friends!
02:28You guys are dating behind my back!
02:30How could you not tell me?
02:32Hey, uh, it's your 18th birthday.
02:34Just blow out the candle and wish for a boyfriend.
02:38Yeah.
02:41God, please send me a hot boyfriend.
02:44I don't want to run around this school naked.
02:57What the heck?
02:58My wish came true.
03:00Hey, Linz. I'll be working late tonight.
03:06Happy 18th, little sis. I've got a special gift to kick off your first year of adulthood.
03:12It's one of my company's latest high-tech products. It's designed to feel just like real skin. Honestly, it might be better than a real boyfriend. Enjoy. XOXO.
03:24Better than human. Oh God, did Julie send me a hyper-realistic sex bot?
03:36Is he real? No boy could ever check all my boxes. So Julie must have made this robot for me.
03:48This robot feels so real.
04:00What are you doing?
04:02You can talk, too? God, technology's impressive.
04:16Julie must have spent a fortune on you. You're the most hyper-realistic robot I've ever seen.
04:22What?
04:24Aren't you a... a sex robot?
04:28I'm not a robot.
04:30You're real?
04:34And why are you naked in my bed? You pervert!
04:38Can you stop? This is Coach Johnson's place, right?
04:44Yeah. I'm his new starter.
04:46You know my dad?
04:47Yeah.
04:48I've never seen you before.
04:50And?
05:08So, why are you in my house?
05:10I'm here to play football at Maple Hill Academy.
05:13Coach Johnson, he got me a scholarship and said that he'd house me here.
05:16So, I'll be staying here until the end of the season.
05:19So, you're like an exchange student.
05:22Why are you in my room?
05:24A naked, no less, total pervert.
05:27Okay, you're the one who thought I was a sex robot and got to second base without my consent.
05:31So, who's the pervert here?
05:33It was dark in my room.
05:35But you shouldn't be my bed anyway.
05:37Come on, I'll show you to the guest room.
05:46Bye-bye.
05:47A naked, no less, no less.
05:49I'm a naked, no less.
05:50I'm a naked, no less.
05:51I'm naked.
05:52I'm naked.
05:53I'm naked.
05:55I'm naked.
05:56She's the new boyfriend.
05:57A naked, no less.
05:58A naked, no less.
05:59A naked, no less.
06:00A naked, no less.
06:01Geez.
06:02His eyelashes are longer than mine.
06:04He's gorgeous.
06:05Wait, why don't I ask him to be my boyfriend?
06:11lose your image if I slept with him. What are you doing? It's my dad. Lindsey.
06:21Lindsey. Wayne. Looks like you two have already met. Getting along just fine.
06:27Um, that's not the point, Dad. Didn't he want to tell me that a stranger was living in our house?
06:32Sorry, Lindsey. Wayne's scholarship didn't cover boarding. I had no choice but to take him in.
06:37So you just stuck him in my room? Oh, I'm sorry. That was, that was my bad. I went into the wrong room.
06:44I didn't know. Your door's first door on the left. Have a good night, Wayne. Need to talk to Lindsey.
06:50Thanks, coach. Have a good night.
06:52Dad?
07:03Lindsey. Wayne is a star player. Took a lot of hard work to get him here. He's gonna take our team to the next level.
07:10I hope you can leave him alone and not distract him.
07:14Me? Distract him? Dad, it's my birthday today and the first thing you say when you walk in is to not
07:20distract your star player. God, you only care about football. You were too busy with the team to see
07:26mom before she dies. You know what? I should have never thought you were gonna change. I won't distract
07:31your star player. Does she not remember me?
07:49Ew, this is the gift? I want a real boyfriend, not a vibrator.
07:53That must be the new kid, Wayne Adams. Everyone says he's getting approached by all the top universities.
08:15Okay, well everybody knows that all the hotties at this school are mine. Wayne Adams is no exception.
08:20No one is to go after him. Understood?
08:27Watch out!
08:39Hey, hey, Lindsey. You okay?
08:42Let me bring your sit or something. Help. Come on.
08:45What a pick me, girl. She clearly just did that to get Wayne's attention.
08:48Lindsey, hey. You okay?
08:54What do you think? It hurts.
08:55Why did you throw yourself in front of the ball?
08:58The girl was in a wheelchair. What was I supposed to do?
09:03None of this would have happened if you didn't throw the ball off the field.
09:06Okay, I will take ownership for that problem.
09:18He's tall, cute, gentle. He's just my type.
09:32But dad said not to get involved with him.
09:34Hey, Lindsey. I have a party later tonight and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to join me.
09:46Dad.
09:50Wayne, coach. Practice isn't over.
09:52You can't leave in the middle of practice.
09:55If you skip out again, it just might affect the college recommendation letter.
09:58I'm writing for you.
09:59Dad, it wasn't Wayne's fault. He left.
10:01Lindsey!
10:02What did I tell you last night?
10:05Dad, I'm hurt.
10:07I'm literally bleeding.
10:08Show us how much you care about your daughter.
10:25Hey.
10:27If I'm not mistaken, you had the nerve to talk to Wayne Adams in class today.
10:31So if I were you, I would go to the bathroom and see what you actually look like.
10:36Because you probably scared him half to death.
10:38Can you leave her alone?
10:39Lindsey, I'm fine.
10:41Don't worry. I got your back.
10:43What do you want?
10:46I want to make an announcement.
10:48I, the captain of the cheerleading team,
10:51am going to win over Wayne Adams, the new football star.
10:54And all you losers better stay far away from him.
10:57You're all too basic for him anyway.
10:59Fine by me.
11:00Cut the act.
11:01I know you're into him.
11:02See, I knew it.
11:07Face it, Lindsey, he's way out of your league.
11:09He wouldn't give you a second glance even if you were naked in his bed.
11:17Everyone is sick and tired of looking at those badly drawn uneven eyebrows.
11:21What?
11:21Well, with the way that you worship the ground Wayne walks on,
11:24I would think that you're his dog.
11:26I'm sorry.
11:26Maybe the world doesn't revolve around empty-headed clout chasers like you.
11:32How dare you?
11:42That's better. Now you're not so horrible to look at.
11:44What's going on?
11:52Wayne, she did this to me. She ruined my clothes. She put disgusting spaghetti all over me.
11:58You know, I'm pretty sure I wasn't talking to you.
12:00Oh.
12:01Lindsey, are you okay?
12:05Never better.
12:05And for you, don't bother her again.
12:09Because I'm pretty sure Lindsey wouldn't do something like this unless she was provoked.
12:13Come on.
12:16This isn't over, Lindsey.
12:19Hey.
12:21I brought you something.
12:23Thanks.
12:23Lindsey, Wayne is a star player. Leave him alone.
12:28Lindsey, he's way out of your league.
12:30They're right. He deserves someone better.
12:34If I can't be with him, I could at least ask him to hook me up with one of his buddies.
12:38Is everything okay?
12:39Yeah. It's just petty girl stuff.
12:44Look, so you know how you invited me to that party?
12:47Are you still willing to take me?
12:48Of course, yeah.
12:50Why?
12:51Maybe you can introduce me to your friends.
12:53Why are you suddenly interested in my friends?
12:56I don't want to admit that I'm hoping to find a boyfriend through him.
12:59That sounds a bit lame.
13:02Well, we live together now. And I want to get to know you better.
13:05She wants to get to know me better?
13:08And your friends are probably just as hot as you.
13:11That's a great sign.
13:15Yeah, sure. I'll see you after school.
13:19Great. I'll see you.
13:31Hey, Wayne. What do you think about my outfit? Do you think your friends are gonna like it?
13:53Yeah.
13:57Okay, great. Let's go then.
14:00Wayne!
14:01What's up? What's up, bro? How are you?
14:03I want up the street as long as I find a boyfriend today.
14:06What's up, cutie with the glasses?
14:08You guys want to play a game?
14:11Definitely.
14:11All right.
14:16Hey, guys.
14:21Lindsay. My God.
14:23You're never going to find a boyfriend wearing that.
14:25You look like you're going to a church bake sale.
14:27You better be working on your angles because I'm bringing the whole damn paparazzi to your streak across campus.
14:32Was that you, Alyssa?
14:34Sorry, I didn't recognize you without the pasta on your head.
14:38Why don't you worry less about me and more about that bird's nest on your head?
14:43Lindsay, what streak is Alyssa talking about?
14:47Oh, it's nothing.
14:50All right. I broke into my dad's liquor cabinet.
14:53Who wants to play Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare?
14:56Oh, yeah.
14:59Go.
14:59Oh.
15:06Oh.
15:09Truth.
15:10Name the last three people you've kissed.
15:13I've never kissed anyone.
15:16Oh, my God.
15:21I mean, I knew you were a virgin, but I didn't know you've never even kissed anybody.
15:25Oh.
15:29You already picked Truth.
15:38Gotta do a dare.
15:41Wait, I know.
15:41How about I help you get your first kiss?
15:44Since you're the only girl wearing glasses,
15:46How about you kiss the only boy wearing glasses?
15:49The dorks gotta stay together, right?
15:50What?
15:59What?
16:00Suddenly not down to play anymore?
16:02Well, go do a handstand if you can't kiss a social reject.
16:05You can't be serious. I'm wearing a mini dress. Say you're a coward.
16:09Who said I was?
16:10Lindsay, we can go home if you don't want to continue playing.
16:13It's okay.
16:15Everyone deserves to be kissed.
16:18We shouldn't talk down on Jeremy.
16:21That nerd has a name.
16:27So the bet is that Lindsay has to kiss the only boy wearing glasses, right?
16:31Wait, no.
16:32I can help.
16:33Wayne, that's cheating.
16:35Hey, Lindsay.
16:36Hey, the dare is to kiss somebody wearing glasses.
16:39Are you going to kiss Lindsay?
16:41Wayne, that's cheating.
16:41If you want to help her so bad, then kiss that Jeremy guy.
16:44That's my dare.
16:45Nothing else counts.
16:47Wayne, I appreciate you trying to help, but I can't drag you into this.
16:51I can handle it.
16:54Don't worry.
16:55I'll protect you.
17:05You are still the same brave girl I've always known.
17:09I have to handle this on my own.
17:11Hold on. Just give me one second.
17:13Jeremy, do you think I can borrow your glasses?
17:20Thanks, buddy.
17:27You ready?
17:27Just to be clear, the dare is that Lindsay has to kiss the only boy wearing glasses, right?
17:36You ready for your first kiss?
17:38I don't think I'm afraid.
17:49It was sensational.
17:50Wow.
17:51We do big size, baby.
17:51Okay.
17:54Look at that.
17:55It's not painting.
17:56We're talking about it.
17:57You can't engage in your eyes.
17:58Isn't it?
17:59I was like, is that for you?
18:00Should I bring you back?
18:01No, I adapt to the set.
18:01I wish for you.
18:02Does heuka with you very much focus?
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