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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell,
00:00:04fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about. Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:00:58You showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:19You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:21You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo.
00:01:31I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad having, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:48I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:01:58Tell me, you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:04OMG, that is so you two.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:21Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:24Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else's meeting's over.
00:02:30Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked there no teasing me off that.
00:02:46That ain't gonna get me mad for.
00:02:52Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think...
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do as you're told.
00:03:00Don't make a sound.
00:03:01Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:03Ain't what them to hear you, Mo?
00:03:04What?
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06I guess we're gonna have to gag you, Mo.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Don't do it!
00:03:09Don't do it!
00:03:10Don't do it!
00:03:11Don't do it!
00:03:25Don't do it!
00:03:26Don't do it!
00:03:27Don't do it!
00:03:28Don't do it!
00:03:29Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:31Love me, love me
00:03:33Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:36Love like that you love like that
00:03:38Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:41Love like that you love like that
00:03:43Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:45What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting's important
00:03:50Daydreaming again
00:03:52Hey
00:03:53Come here
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah
00:03:56Project the demo for me
00:03:58Sophie, snap out of it
00:04:00This is work
00:04:01You need to focus
00:04:02Oh my god
00:04:06I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend
00:04:10I can't stop thinking about him
00:04:12I want his perfect mouth on mine
00:04:16Wait
00:04:19Your dad's best friend?
00:04:22Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie
00:04:26That's literally disgusting
00:04:27That's enough
00:04:30Sophie, stay here
00:04:32Everybody else get out
00:04:32Meeting's over
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate
00:04:36We should put her in line
00:04:38Get out
00:04:40All of you, let's go
00:04:41Sophie, this is an important meeting
00:04:50I told you to be focused
00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:05:00He's not even going to ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it
00:05:05I might as well tell you how I feel
00:05:06No, Sophie
00:05:07Some things you can't take him back once you say
00:05:10Jesse, I'm in love with you
00:05:15No, Sophie
00:05:21You're like a daughter to me
00:05:23Don't say that
00:05:24It's not like that
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man
00:05:27I've been dreaming about
00:05:28Us getting married
00:05:29And having a white picket fence
00:05:31And a dog
00:05:31And children run around
00:05:33At the backyard
00:05:33That kind of love
00:05:35Don't you understand?
00:05:36No
00:05:36No, you're just young
00:05:38And you're confused
00:05:39And you're going to outgrow these feelings
00:05:40Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:42I've had a crush on you for forever
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere
00:05:47Well, until they do
00:05:48We shouldn't see each other again
00:05:49You can't just give us one chance
00:05:56Just to try
00:05:58No
00:05:59You're my best friend's daughter
00:06:00I'm not going to do George like that
00:06:01If he finds out
00:06:02He will come to this office with a shotgun
00:06:04He will shoot me
00:06:05Jesse
00:06:06You literally sell guns for a living
00:06:09Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun
00:06:11Sophie, I'm serious
00:06:14Wait
00:06:16Does that mean
00:06:18You like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No
00:06:23No, it's one of the small reasons
00:06:25It's
00:06:25The bigger reason
00:06:27Is that I'm not right for you
00:06:28I'm old
00:06:29I'm divorced
00:06:30You're young
00:06:32You haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:06:33You need to be with somebody your own age
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want
00:06:37Okay?
00:06:38I know what I want
00:06:39And it's you
00:06:39Well, I don't want you
00:06:42I see
00:06:46I'll stop bothering you then
00:06:50Sophie
00:06:54As a man
00:06:56I'm deeply drawn to you
00:06:57But as your father's best friend
00:06:59I can never cross that line
00:07:00Damn it
00:07:02Of course, you didn't follow me
00:07:10Why would you?
00:07:13Neither, right?
00:07:15It's running pretty hard
00:07:16No, thanks
00:07:17No
00:07:22Stop
00:07:23Listen
00:07:28I'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:07:29Okay?
00:07:30He's gonna know
00:07:31When I don't show up
00:07:32Please
00:07:32He's a really powerful man
00:07:33You wouldn't want to piss him off
00:07:35We know a bluffer
00:07:36When we hear on Sweet Cheeks
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you
00:07:39Do you want money?
00:07:43I have money
00:07:44We don't want money?
00:07:46She's so fucking hot
00:07:49I get to go first
00:07:50What are you doing?
00:07:52Please
00:07:52Please let me go
00:07:53Let me go
00:07:56Shut up
00:07:56Sophie
00:07:58Is that Jesse?
00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her
00:08:10Are you okay?
00:08:16Yo, Grandpa
00:08:19You really should mind
00:08:27Your fucking business, old man
00:08:29Take another step
00:08:39We'll pull your fucking brains out
00:08:40Get on the ground
00:08:44Get on the fucking ground
00:08:48Don't kill us
00:08:51Please don't kill us
00:08:52We'll never happen again
00:08:54We swear
00:08:55I didn't know we have a side to him
00:08:579-1-1
00:08:58What's your emergency?
00:08:59Hello, I have an attempted rape
00:09:00Two white males, mid-twenties
00:09:03The corner at 46 and 30
00:09:05Listen, bro
00:09:07Just like
00:09:08Now you guys are gonna sit here
00:09:11And wait for the cops
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again
00:09:14I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:09:16You're right?
00:09:19Stop staring at me
00:09:40I wasn't staring
00:09:42I just
00:09:42Wait, you're hurt
00:09:45It's nothing
00:09:51I'm gonna get you some dry clothes
00:09:54He still came looking for me
00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:00Here, you can change it to this
00:10:02What the hell are you doing?
00:10:15You told me to get changed
00:10:17In the bathroom?
00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid
00:10:20So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself
00:10:32Liar
00:10:38Okay, let me get this wound
00:10:48Hold up for you
00:10:49I sound fine
00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep
00:10:53You know where the spare bedroom is
00:10:55Get some rest
00:10:57I'll drop you off of your house
00:10:58First in the morning
00:10:59If you don't have feelings for me
00:11:03Then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie
00:11:07I'm tired
00:11:08I've had a long day, obviously
00:11:10And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:27Why are you hard?
00:11:29Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of it, Jessie
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter
00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing
00:11:43You're hard, that means you want me
00:11:45It means I'm a healthy man
00:11:47You're standing here looking like a tease
00:11:49Any man would be
00:11:50But don't get it twisted
00:11:51This isn't love
00:11:53This isn't affection
00:11:55It's biology
00:11:57Fine
00:12:04You want to be a scaredy cat
00:12:06And hide your feelings?
00:12:08I'll force you out of your cave
00:12:10It's my dad's wedding today
00:12:13I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night
00:12:15You may now kiss the bride
00:12:18Jessie should be here by now
00:12:25Jessie should be here by now
00:12:25Where is he?
00:12:34There he is
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie
00:12:35late to your best friend's wedding i guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as i
00:12:53thought so you gotta take it easy on the booze you're barely 21
00:13:05why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front to be honest i don't even think it really matters
00:13:18that i'm here your father still wants you to wish him well trust me i've wished him plenty
00:13:23doesn't seem to help that's my fifth stepmom she's 30 who knows if he'll bring somebody younger
00:13:30around and make him call her mom your father loves you you know that i know he does he's my dad
00:13:36but the real question is do you
00:13:41so for your drawing
00:13:48oh there you guys are hey dotty
00:13:55welcome to the family congratulations thank you yeah
00:14:01she's drunk i'm gonna take her down the lake maybe she sovers up a little bit
00:14:10keep an eye on sophie for me would you i'm when he's a bastard's thinking it's his easy crane
00:14:15because he's tipsy he's the only one i trust around here
00:14:18are you the suit to every girl you're not every girl i'm a best friend's daughter
00:14:34can you please come up with something new
00:14:37i'm tipsy okay just let me rest
00:14:44fine i'll stop bothering you then
00:15:05sophie what are you doing
00:15:12sophie what are you doing
00:15:13sophie
00:15:15sophie
00:15:19sophie wake up hey
00:15:33so that was my first place
00:15:58so that was my first kiss
00:16:03so that was my first kiss
00:16:05her first kiss which means
00:16:08sophie's still a virgin
00:16:10that wasn't a kiss that was cpr
00:16:12what the fuck are you thinking
00:16:15you scared the shit out of me it's not funny
00:16:17if you don't care about me then why are you so worried
00:16:22next time i'm gonna let you grow
00:16:25next time i'm gonna let you grow
00:16:29i'm gonna let you grow
00:16:36this is crazy
00:16:38mergers and acquisitions god
00:16:40weapons things like that
00:16:42nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:16:44you have to stop thinking about it
00:16:51all right all right it is late
00:16:53it is my wedding night
00:16:55and we
00:17:02going back to our tent
00:17:04you all have fun
00:17:05and we will see you tomorrow
00:17:07come on baby
00:17:08come on baby
00:17:15ow
00:17:16i'm pretty tired too
00:17:18so
00:17:19tired of my tent
00:17:20i'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:21where you are
00:17:46where you are
00:17:48Mr. Delancey, we're in your office.
00:18:16Anyone can walk by.
00:18:18So what?
00:18:20I'm the CEO, a lot of morse.
00:18:23You know, ever since you joined this company,
00:18:25it's taken my full willpower, and I think it's your other name.
00:18:27You know what's up here?
00:18:29Then kiss me, boss man.
00:18:38I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.
00:18:41I know what kind of experience you had with these boys,
00:18:43but you're about to have them work out and come around, man.
00:18:47Yes.
00:18:49Yes, why?
00:18:50Yes sir, please fuck me.
00:18:55So...
00:18:56I heard you calling my name.
00:19:13Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:19:15What?
00:19:16No.
00:19:17Why are you in my tent?
00:19:19Get out.
00:19:20You're not gonna get out of this one, Jessie.
00:19:22You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:19:27What do you want me to say?
00:19:28You want to tell you?
00:19:29Yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:19:30I'm very attracted to you.
00:19:31But any man would be in their right mind.
00:19:32You're beautiful.
00:19:33You're kind.
00:19:34You're sexy.
00:19:35You checked every box.
00:19:36Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:37That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:19:38Yes.
00:19:39That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:19:40Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:19:42Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:12Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:17Where's your bro?
00:20:18I didn't wear one.
00:20:19Or babies.
00:20:24Fuck you.
00:20:33Jessie, I want you.
00:20:35Want me to what?
00:20:37I want you to make love to me.
00:20:39What are you talking?
00:20:40I want you inside of me now.
00:20:42I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jessie.
00:20:45This is what I've been waiting for.
00:20:51So that was my first kiss.
00:20:53Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:55You're a virgin.
00:20:57Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:21:00Fuck me.
00:21:01What the hell am I doing?
00:21:03Stop.
00:21:05We have to stop.
00:21:06We can't do this.
00:21:07What? Why?
00:21:08I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:11You have to do it with somebody that you love.
00:21:12With someone your own age.
00:21:13Not a man like me.
00:21:15You are the man I love.
00:21:16Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:17I've been waiting for you.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:21We can't do this.
00:21:22This should have never happened.
00:21:33He's such a jerk.
00:21:34I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:21:38What if he just can't?
00:21:40You know, like erectile dysfunction?
00:21:43No, I felt it.
00:21:44It was hard as a rock.
00:21:45Oh.
00:21:46Then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:48Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:21:52How?
00:21:53He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:56What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:00The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:06Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:10Step one.
00:22:11Last.
00:22:12Sex is their basic instinct.
00:22:14And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:23But I've tried, like so many times.
00:22:26The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:29So then step two.
00:22:30Greed.
00:22:31If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:22:34We'll play that game.
00:22:35Push.
00:22:36Pull.
00:22:37Repeat.
00:22:38Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:42Then step three.
00:22:44Envy.
00:22:45It's bringing some competition, right?
00:22:46Like someone who looks nothing like him.
00:22:51We'll make him feel like threatened and jealous.
00:22:54And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:22:59You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:23:00I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:01Oh, trust me.
00:23:02It will work.
00:23:03But how do I do stuff too?
00:23:04I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:05Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:23:06All right?
00:23:07No, no, no texting.
00:23:08Stop calling.
00:23:09Two weeks.
00:23:10Total silence.
00:23:11Two weeks.
00:23:12He'll completely forget about me.
00:23:13Trust me.
00:23:14In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:23:15Then he won't be able to help himself.
00:23:17Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:19Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:20Hmm.
00:23:21Hmm.
00:23:22Hmm.
00:23:23Come on.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Go do it.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:27Whatever it is, you can face the face it is.
00:23:28What?
00:23:29How do I do?
00:23:34How do I do it?
00:23:35How do I get up with you?
00:23:39He'll hate running into me
00:23:52Come on go do what I told you
00:23:55He's literally looking over here right now. Mark totally has the hots for you. Are you sure?
00:24:01I don't even know that guy. Listen, we went to college together so I can tell you that he is like super reliable and he's hot
00:24:09And he's rich. I mean he will definitely make Jesse jealous and he has been eyeing you all night
00:24:16Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:39She used to text me all the time. She didn't text me in two weeks
00:24:44I'm just going to go in the ballroom
00:24:51Somewhere in the clouds is my shining light
00:24:56I
00:25:06Wanna feel the freedom of choosing
00:25:10Cause I'm in this shape but I
00:25:14So if you look drunk, where are you? It's dangerous to be out drunk
00:25:28Fish is taking the bait
00:25:31Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:37You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago
00:25:41Give it a second
00:25:47What if he doesn't come?
00:25:49Hey, be patient alright? Just
00:25:5210 more minutes
00:25:54Let's dance over there
00:25:56Anything
00:25:59He's not coming
00:26:00Everything is over
00:26:01Everything is over
00:26:08Told you we knew
00:26:17Who the hell are you?
00:26:18I didn't invite an old man to my party
00:26:20Oh
00:26:22Well
00:26:24This is Sophie's uncle
00:26:26Uncle
00:26:29It's nice to meet you sir
00:26:31I'm Sophie's friend
00:26:34Why'd you come?
00:26:37Were you worried about me?
00:26:40Or maybe
00:26:42Just a little jealous
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:46You sent me that text message alluring me here
00:26:47Don't play smart
00:26:48You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age
00:26:59It's your choice
00:27:00Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:05The truth is is that
00:27:08Sophie hates her uncle
00:27:09And he's like a total control freak
00:27:12And he is super strict
00:27:14She's fucking 21
00:27:15She can do whatever she wants
00:27:16Yeah exactly
00:27:17Right?
00:27:18Go over there and pull her aside
00:27:19Please
00:27:21And really
00:27:22I think you guys should make such a cute couple
00:27:24I really do think you should pull her a chat
00:27:36Fine
00:27:37Then that's what I'll do
00:27:38Then that's what I'll do
00:27:42Do what exactly?
00:27:43Lose my virginity to Mark
00:27:46That kid's a walking STD
00:27:47He's not right for you
00:27:49Sophie
00:27:51I haven't seen you since college
00:27:54I think we should totally catch up in prison
00:27:58Hey uncle
00:27:59Uncle
00:28:01Sophie's 21
00:28:02I think you can chillax
00:28:05Right?
00:28:06We're having fun
00:28:07I'm sure she gets home safe
00:28:08Hmm?
00:28:10Come with me
00:28:12Jessie
00:28:14Last chance
00:28:15Do I go?
00:28:18You can do whatever you are
00:28:20Or someone come here tonight
00:28:22Great
00:28:28I'll see you later then
00:28:46Hey, don't knock the door
00:28:47Okay, okay
00:28:48Just phone some privacy
00:28:51You want a drink?
00:28:52No, I'm fine
00:28:59A guy and a girl
00:29:02Alone
00:29:03In a room
00:29:06I think we all know what happens next
00:29:08I respect our decision
00:29:10Jesus
00:29:11Well you just man up
00:29:12You're here, right?
00:29:13You obviously care about her
00:29:14I mean, are you-
00:29:15Are you really?
00:29:17Gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?
00:29:20It's more complicated than you think
00:29:25Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:27Um, I'm not ready
00:29:28We barely know each other
00:29:29Come on
00:29:30It's just a little kiss
00:29:31I won't do anything else
00:29:32I'm sorry
00:29:33I don't think I can do this
00:29:35Why'd you go into my room?
00:29:36Are you just leading me on for fun?
00:29:38You're right
00:29:39I shouldn't have done that
00:29:40I'll get out of your hair
00:29:42You can change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:29:45No! Get off of me!
00:29:54She said don't, motherfucker!
00:29:58Come on, you're coming home with me
00:30:00Now
00:30:01Oh
00:30:09Oh fuck, why does he look so mad?
00:30:12Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:14Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:16Well, you look mad
00:30:18And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age
00:30:21So I did, and now you're upset?
00:30:25I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt
00:30:27What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:30Was your friend gonna help you?
00:30:32What are you gonna do?
00:30:33Are you gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:35What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:37Okay, fine
00:30:38I shouldn't have done that
00:30:39But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:41Nothing I do seems to work on you
00:30:44I have humiliated myself over and over again
00:30:46Just in hopes that you would see me as a grown ass woman
00:30:50But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it
00:30:53It's not fair
00:30:54You have feelings for me too, you're just too scared to admit it
00:31:00Okay, fine
00:31:01You know what, I'll leave and I'll never bother you again
00:31:24Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:35George, what's up?
00:31:36Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment
00:31:40But we're gonna be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon
00:31:45Thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me
00:31:49Now you're the only person I trust with her safety
00:31:51Do you wanna know if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:55Just till the, uh, till the lease starts?
00:31:58Yeah
00:32:01What did you say?
00:32:06We gotta pack your stuff up
00:32:07Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:09Your dad wants you to move in with me
00:32:10He's gonna move in with me
00:32:23Can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready
00:32:26Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts, then you gotta go
00:32:31Back to being a cold hard ass
00:32:33So, are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:36Because you did kiss me
00:32:38Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:42That was my fault, I shouldn't have done that
00:32:45I don't want you to feel bad, I wanted you to kiss me
00:32:52That's the problem Sophie
00:32:54Because I'm gonna kiss you too
00:32:55I'm gonna kiss you too
00:33:08Your father trusts me
00:33:10I can't betray his trust
00:33:12My dad probably doesn't even care, you're just assuming that he does
00:33:15I know him, I know men
00:33:17If he found out about us, whatever this is
00:33:20He will get a gun and he will shoot me dead
00:33:23So what?
00:33:25You're just gonna give up on us then?
00:33:37Just give me time
00:33:39Meaning?
00:33:41After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll
00:33:43So you're saying that once I graduate I have a chance?
00:33:47Yes
00:33:48Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind
00:33:53And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done
00:33:56Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy
00:34:00So I'm not gonna run away from this
00:34:03But I want to do it on my terms
00:34:05Okay, what are your terms?
00:34:09Rule number one
00:34:13No sex
00:34:14But I can still touch, right?
00:34:18Rule number two
00:34:20No flirting
00:34:22No tempting me
00:34:24It's hard enough as it is
00:34:26I can't promise anything
00:34:28Rule number three, you're here for a week
00:34:30When school starts, you check into your dorm
00:34:33It's just nothing like what I expected
00:34:36I don't graduate for another year
00:34:39That's so far away
00:34:40My house
00:34:45My room
00:34:49Come on, I'll show you your room
00:35:03So this is you
00:35:05Right next door if you need anything
00:35:10Oh
00:35:16Seems like there's things I don't know about you
00:35:18I've told you I'm not some good girl
00:35:20But if you want a good girl
00:35:22I can play the part
00:35:23Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:32Jessie
00:35:34I, uh...
00:35:36Rule number two
00:35:38Go flirting
00:35:39I'm gonna confiscate this
00:35:45I'm gonna confiscate this
00:36:00He's...
00:36:02Taking a shower
00:36:03Shower
00:36:05Same roof tonight
00:36:07Same bed soon
00:36:08Same roof tonight
00:36:09Same bed soon
00:36:23Jessie
00:36:25So hot
00:36:26Nope
00:36:27This is killing me
00:36:28I'm getting that vibrator back
00:36:30Jessie
00:36:32Jessie
00:36:34Jessie
00:36:36Jessie
00:36:38Jessie
00:36:40Jessie
00:36:42Jessie
00:36:44Jessie
00:36:46Jessie
00:36:48Jessie
00:36:50Jessie
00:36:51Jessie
00:36:52Jessie
00:36:54Jessie
00:36:56Jessie
00:37:02Jessie
00:37:03Jessie
00:37:04Jessie
00:37:05Jessie
00:37:06Jessie
00:37:07Jessie
00:37:08Jessie
00:37:09Jessie
00:37:10Jessie
00:37:11Jessie
00:37:12Jessie
00:37:13Jessie
00:37:14Jessie
00:37:15Jessie
00:37:16Jessie
00:37:17Jessie
00:37:18Jessie
00:37:19Jessie
00:37:20Jessie
00:37:21Jessie
00:37:22Jessie
00:37:23Jessie
00:37:24Jessie
00:37:25Jessie
00:37:26Holy shit, so rough.
00:37:49Looks like you found out the secret.
00:37:55What are you doing in my home?
00:37:57Um, I just came to get my things.
00:38:04You don't know all directions too well.
00:38:11How should I corner you?
00:38:13Fine.
00:38:24How?
00:38:24She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:35Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:38:37Just watch porn?
00:38:38I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:43Did you figure it out?
00:38:46You like hot moms?
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:50Keep guessing.
00:38:51I feel something hard against what I like.
00:38:55Got you for that, right?
00:39:00I feel something hard against what I like.
00:39:03Got you for that, right?
00:39:05But Jesse?
00:39:07Mm-hmm.
00:39:07The rule is no flirting.
00:39:16That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:18What is he doing?
00:39:31What is he doing?
00:39:31The rule is no flirting.
00:39:47Yummy.
00:39:48The rule is no flirting.
00:39:48The rule is no flirting.
00:39:49You hungry?
00:39:57There's breakfast inside.
00:39:59If you have one more salt, I'll join you.
00:40:01That's cheating.
00:40:03I'll join you.
00:40:06Let me help.
00:40:19God damn it, I almost had him.
00:40:31At the party, he wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:44No.
00:40:49Running away?
00:40:51You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:55I'll handle the rest.
00:41:07You gonna eat?
00:41:08Nope.
00:41:09I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:41:13We'll work out.
00:41:19Get, I'm trying to wash.
00:41:33Is that my shirt?
00:41:38So am I distracting you?
00:41:39You're breaking rules.
00:41:48No flirting.
00:41:50But I skipped that.
00:41:52And so?
00:41:54You're hungry.
00:42:07No underwear?
00:42:08Uh-uh.
00:42:08I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:13So what, now you didn't punish me the last time?
00:42:15Is that what you are?
00:42:16You don't want to be punished?
00:42:23Punish me harder, please.
00:42:32You really do deserve to be punished.
00:42:35Yeah, so punish me now.
00:42:36Coming up the stairs, so high, off a midnight glare.
00:42:42One touch, gonna have to shut.
00:42:48I needed this for so long.
00:42:54I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:42:57I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:08This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:43:25You stay here.
00:43:27Think about what you've done.
00:43:28Jessie.
00:43:29I don't know.
00:43:30I'm back.
00:43:35Jessie.
00:43:37I'm back.
00:43:40Mm-hmm.
00:43:41I still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:48Hi, I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:55Hi, I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:59Ex-wife, Karen.
00:44:00We're divorced.
00:44:01Why are you here?
00:44:03I came for what's mine.
00:44:04There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:44:05I'm not leaving without it.
00:44:21I miss you.
00:44:23Being in the club really hasn't been the same since...
00:44:25Oh my God, his ex-wife is here.
00:44:28I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:31No, I...
00:44:33Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:38Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:40I know this place better than you.
00:44:43And I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:45He'll borrow of you soon enough.
00:44:48Get what you came for and get out.
00:44:51And leave her out of this.
00:44:52Jesse!
00:44:54Still angry?
00:44:57I came for the engagement ring.
00:45:00An engagement ring, of course.
00:45:02They were married, after all.
00:45:05I decided to keep it after all.
00:45:12It's in my dressing room.
00:45:20This was my dressing room.
00:45:23Stay out of it.
00:45:25I can handle my own shit.
00:45:26Sorry.
00:45:27This is my room now.
00:45:32Oh, sweetie.
00:45:34So, uh,
00:45:35you two still don't share a bed?
00:45:37So what?
00:45:38I'm his girlfriend now.
00:45:40Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:45:44And right here.
00:45:45I'm sorry.
00:45:49No rings in there.
00:45:51Just my decabals that God gave me for free.
00:45:55Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:45:58You little bitch.
00:46:01That's enough.
00:46:05That's your last warning.
00:46:06You need to leave.
00:46:07I'm gonna call the cops.
00:46:08Jesse!
00:46:11I know you still love me.
00:46:13Trust me.
00:46:14That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:46:16Now I just regret meeting you.
00:46:18You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse.
00:46:21You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:46:23So, you were married to that?
00:46:36It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:46:38Right, but you proposed after all.
00:46:40If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:46:43She's dangerous.
00:46:44So, why did you marry her?
00:46:47I'm gonna get you in room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:46:49I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:46:52What?
00:46:52You're kicking me out for her.
00:46:55It's not safe for you here.
00:46:56Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here.
00:46:59Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie.
00:47:02I don't love her.
00:47:10I love you.
00:47:15Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:47:22Okay, don't be mad.
00:47:26How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now?
00:47:33Good.
00:47:34Maybe you'll finally leave.
00:47:39Nope.
00:47:41I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:47:42I'm not just gonna leave.
00:47:43Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:47:55Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:47:57So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:59And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:48:02She lied to me.
00:48:04About everything.
00:48:06And she cheated on me.
00:48:07When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:48:13Oh, shit.
00:48:15Sorry.
00:48:17Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:48:23I'm gonna take you now.
00:48:24I'm staying.
00:48:36But, I'll behave.
00:48:38Okay?
00:48:38I'll follow all the rules.
00:48:40No more seduction attempts.
00:48:42Please, don't make me leave.
00:48:46Fine.
00:48:47You leave on the first day of school.
00:48:48Yes.
00:48:49I knew you'd cave.
00:48:52Oh, I'll get it.
00:48:54Karen won't make a move yet.
00:48:57I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:49:01Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:49:04Okay.
00:49:06Dear Mr. DeLancey, I'm throwing a get-together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:49:11It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:49:14Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:49:16The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:49:19Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:22And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:23Bring your partner.
00:49:25It'll be fun.
00:49:26Hard pass.
00:49:28You do want to show me off.
00:49:32A few days left.
00:49:33Might as well let her have this.
00:49:35Fine.
00:49:37Yes!
00:49:37Jesse, you're the best!
00:49:38Ta-da!
00:49:54It's cute, right?
00:49:56Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:58Hey, you're the one that phoned it in, but at least I won't have a dress to run.
00:50:06I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:50:09Let's go.
00:50:13Hello?
00:50:14Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:50:16He requested an emergency meeting.
00:50:18All right, I'm on the line.
00:50:20You work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:24Go ahead, I'll meet at the parties.
00:50:25Go.
00:50:25I'll try my neighbors.
00:50:34Hello.
00:50:35I'm here for the...
00:50:37There you are.
00:50:41The party.
00:50:45Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:50:53Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:50:59Oh, poor maid.
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:51:05Oh, no, no, don't rush off.
00:51:07You know everybody here.
00:51:09Stay and play.
00:51:13Is this for me?
00:51:15No.
00:51:19It looks delicious.
00:51:25Oops, I spilled it.
00:51:27It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:51:33She is the intern who fantasized about banking Jesse at the meeting.
00:51:37Ooh.
00:51:39The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:42Now, now, be nice.
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:51:47Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:50Oh, Karen, the only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:51:55Not some trashy maid.
00:51:57It was trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:52:00Hmm.
00:52:13Get away from me.
00:52:17You set this up.
00:52:18You're nothing but a street whore who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:52:28Okay, everybody, throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:52:33Get her.
00:52:33Let go of me.
00:52:41Someone help.
00:52:42I didn't do anything.
00:52:43Oh, save it, whore.
00:52:46There's someone who cares.
00:52:48Push her in.
00:52:49You shouldn't.
00:53:01You're not clean yet.
00:53:03Hold her down.
00:53:04Jess, I'm going to kill you for this.
00:53:17Will the boss come after us?
00:53:18No.
00:53:19She's Karen.
00:53:20And she is a nothing.
00:53:22Who do you think will win?
00:53:23Go on.
00:53:24Whatever happens, I'll take the play.
00:53:25Jesse, he tried to kill me.
00:53:47Oh, I should have never let you go.
00:53:50You're okay?
00:53:52All right, I'll take care of you.
00:53:55You have a problem.
00:53:56You come to me.
00:53:57You don't drag her into this.
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby.
00:54:00We were just playing around.
00:54:02We're just playing.
00:54:02Let's play.
00:54:03How about that?
00:54:06Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood.
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiancƩ.
00:54:12She's nothing.
00:54:14Yes, when your relationship was falling apart, Karen begged you over and over, and you still
00:54:19broke up with her.
00:54:20Exactly.
00:54:20And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk.
00:54:25Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:26Mistress?
00:54:27There was no mistress.
00:54:28She was the one that was cheating.
00:54:32No.
00:54:34You wouldn't.
00:54:35Yeah.
00:54:35You wouldn't.
00:54:36If I stopped loving you a long time ago, after all the lying and the cheating and the
00:54:41drug use, no, you're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face, and no one will
00:54:48ever love you.
00:54:48OMG.
00:54:49She was the cheater?
00:54:52What a bitch.
00:54:53We all thought Jesse was the liar.
00:54:56Jesse, you know who my father is?
00:54:59And you know what happens when you cross.
00:55:01Yeah, I do.
00:55:02But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
00:55:04Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you, no.
00:55:07I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
00:55:11Ah!
00:55:12Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.
00:55:26I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:27Mr. Valenti, wait, please.
00:55:30I can't lose this job.
00:55:32Wait!
00:55:32It's not my fault.
00:55:42I shouldn't drag you into this.
00:55:44Jesse.
00:55:46Love you?
00:55:48Jesse, I love you.
00:55:50Don't leave.
00:55:53I love you too.
00:55:54But you're not safe with me.
00:55:56You have to go.
00:55:57George, we have to talk.
00:56:07It's about your daughter.
00:56:18My dear.
00:56:19Hey!
00:56:20I trusted you.
00:56:21I trusted you as my only daughter.
00:56:23Dad, why are you here?
00:56:25Yes, we are.
00:56:29No way.
00:56:31You scared me to death.
00:56:33It was an accident.
00:56:34Jesse wasn't even there.
00:56:36Do not defend him.
00:56:37You are coming home with me.
00:56:39I'm not leaving.
00:56:43I start school soon.
00:56:44It's closer to here.
00:56:45I will drive you.
00:56:47I'm not going back.
00:56:49I...
00:56:50Sophie.
00:56:51Go with your father.
00:56:54You want me to leave?
00:56:55Yes.
00:57:03You're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:57:07Do not talk to her like that.
00:57:09You mean...
00:57:10You'd be better off at home.
00:57:14Then I have to work.
00:57:17Come on.
00:57:17Come on, we are leaving.
00:57:18Dad, I...
00:57:20Just wait in the car.
00:57:21I have to pack my stuff very quick and say goodbye to Michael Jess.
00:57:34See the real difference?
00:57:36Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:57:38So that's it?
00:57:39But what about our deal?
00:57:39You said that after I dodged her...
00:57:41Just stalling to get you off my back.
00:57:44You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:57:48Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:57:59I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:58:01I tried so hard to make things work.
00:58:05But every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:58:11I was willing to die on this hill for us.
00:58:13But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:58:15I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:58:22Goodbye, Jesse.
00:58:27I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:58:37Jesse, I love you.
00:58:38Don't let you.
00:58:41I love you too, Sophie.
00:58:42I love you too, Sophie.
00:59:12Hey, Dad.
00:59:16I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:59:20Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:25I just need to change the scenery,
00:59:27and if I can help some people along the way,
00:59:29even just one person, I'll be happy.
00:59:31Okay, sweetheart.
00:59:33I support you.
00:59:34Thanks.
00:59:35Thanks.
00:59:42George, what are you doing?
00:59:48Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:59:51Something's off with her.
00:59:53Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:55Maybe I should just come clean.
00:59:56Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
00:59:59Don't worry about that.
01:00:00I heard she got into an argument.
01:00:02She'll come around.
01:00:03I don't think that's it.
01:00:06Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:00:08I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
01:00:12Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:00:18I just know there's something else.
01:00:21Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her,
01:00:23because she's moving to China.
01:00:26She's what?
01:00:28Calm down.
01:00:29The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:00:30She's only going there for a year.
01:00:32She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen.
01:00:35You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:38George, what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:41We don't know anybody over there.
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed if she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:45Jesse, she's going to be fine.
01:00:46She's joining a group out there.
01:00:48I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:00:52You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:54Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:00:59George's thinking, he said,
01:01:00Why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:02You're my best friend.
01:01:03Practically wise to grow up.
01:01:05Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:06I guess I just need to be patient.
01:01:08You better tell me when she's ready.
01:01:11Anyway.
01:01:12All right, well, I'll get out of your hair.
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy.
01:01:15Want to live off in this weekend?
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:19When's her flight?
01:01:20She already left.
01:01:21It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:01:23Excuse me.
01:01:28Sorry.
01:01:34I was willing to die on this hill for us.
01:01:36But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:01:39I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:01:43You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:01:44Breaking news.
01:01:52Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:02:00Emergency services are on site.
01:02:02287 passengers are on board.
01:02:05No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:02:08That's Sophie's flight.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:09This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport,
01:02:21where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:02:24I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:02:27LAX is shut down.
01:02:28My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:02:29I gotta see if she's okay.
01:02:30Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:02:34Now you can wait here with everyone else,
01:02:35and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:02:37We'll have some information for you soon.
01:03:07I need more than I keep safe.
01:03:08I need you for real.
01:03:10Don't act with a handshake.
01:03:13I need more than I keep safe.
01:03:15I need you to feel the guy of the olduÄu days.
01:03:19I thought I lost you.
01:03:41I thought you were on that flight.
01:03:43That wasn't my flight.
01:03:44My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got canceled.
01:03:47Thank God.
01:03:49I'm still leaving, Jesse.
01:03:52I'm tired of playing these games with you.
01:03:54It's exhausting.
01:03:55It was good to see you.
01:03:59You're worth fighting for.
01:04:00What?
01:04:06That night you left, you told me you hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for,
01:04:10but I have.
01:04:12It's you, right?
01:04:13Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you that I'm done running.
01:04:17I'm done running away from my feelings.
01:04:19I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us.
01:04:22And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you.
01:04:26Just give me one more chance.
01:04:28But what about my dad?
01:04:29You said he'll kill you.
01:04:31I'll give him not to.
01:04:33Hmm, and what about waiting until after college?
01:04:36I'm only young once.
01:04:38You're really wasting my years here, Jesse.
01:04:40Anytime.
01:04:41Whatever you want.
01:04:43Whenever you want.
01:04:43You know what he's waiting for, it's giving me home.
01:04:47Oh my god.
01:05:00I'm finally going to lose my virginity to the man I love.
01:05:11Can I join you?
01:05:11Does that feel good?
01:05:32Yes.
01:05:34I'll make you feel even better.
01:05:35Hurry up.
01:05:51I'm not going to hurry.
01:05:53It's the first time.
01:05:55I'm going to get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt.
01:05:57I'm going to have you out of myself, Sophie.
01:06:24You know, I can't believe this is real.
01:06:38You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast?
01:06:41I think I've had dreams about this.
01:06:45Yeah, I feel the same way too.
01:06:47How can a middle-aged man, divorced man like me, you've got a girl I do.
01:06:52I'm a dessert, dude.
01:06:53You're not old, okay?
01:06:55Forties are a man's best year.
01:06:57Oh, yeah?
01:06:58Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning because I'm going to die way before
01:07:01you do.
01:07:02I don't know who's going to take care of you, then.
01:07:04That's why you need to quit smoking.
01:07:06And then I'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age.
01:07:10Eat your breakfast.
01:07:11As soon as you're done, I'm going to drop you out of the hole.
01:07:13Why?
01:07:13I can't stay?
01:07:14I have something to do.
01:07:15It's pretty important.
01:07:16So...
01:07:16I called your dad.
01:07:19I can't plead.
01:07:20You what?
01:07:23Jesse, you did not.
01:07:25I'm a man, Sophia.
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do.
01:07:28I have to take responsibility for what I did last night, especially because you're George's
01:07:31daughter.
01:07:32I don't want you to be here when he gets here.
01:07:33He's coming at noon.
01:07:35It might get violent.
01:07:36Jesse, I can't go.
01:07:38Are you crazy?
01:07:38You said it yourself.
01:07:39He will shoot you dead like graveyard dead.
01:07:42He's not going to shoot me.
01:07:43He might punch me in the face, but he's not going to shoot me.
01:07:50You motherfucker!
01:07:51I know your ass is in it!
01:07:52Get your ass out!
01:07:54Well, looks like it's too late for me to go.
01:07:56We're in this together.
01:08:01I had to backfill you motherfucker.
01:08:04I am going to fucking kill you.
01:08:06Sophie.
01:08:07Sophie, get out of the way.
01:08:08Sophie, go to your bedroom.
01:08:10We're going to talk to your dad.
01:08:11That is my line.
01:08:12You can't tell her that.
01:08:14Sophie, go to your room.
01:08:17Daddy, you can't kill him.
01:08:18Oh, I'm going to kill him, all right?
01:08:19It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:21I chased Jesse first.
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid.
01:08:24And you, you ought to know better.
01:08:26You were twice her age.
01:08:27How could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy, your new wife is literally 30.
01:08:32How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different.
01:08:34He is not right for you.
01:08:36You were 21 years old.
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you.
01:08:39Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:42I love him.
01:08:47I've loved him ever since I met him.
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved.
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't.
01:08:56My heart skips a beat every time I see him.
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one.
01:09:05Okay?
01:09:05He's always been the one.
01:09:06And so if you're going to shoot him, you have to shoot me too.
01:09:16You're going to marry my daughter?
01:09:18What?
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:20Yes, we...
01:09:21I would love to, with your permission, of course.
01:09:24If you break her heart, I'm going to kill you.
01:09:28If you cheat on her, I'm going to chop your dick off and slice you into fucking pieces.
01:09:32That won't be necessary, all right?
01:09:37I think the will to your daughter.
01:09:38All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy.
01:09:42All right.
01:09:43Well, that's the deal, then.
01:09:48Don't break it.
01:09:54Oh, my God.
01:09:55Jesse.
01:09:56Dad!
01:09:57As my daughter, you have my blessing.
01:10:00As for you, he's a man he understands.
01:10:04That's all right.
01:10:05I probably deserve that.
01:10:07Send me a bill for the wedding.
01:10:09Till then, don't talk to me.
01:10:11Selfie, I love you.
01:10:21I love you more.
01:10:26Finally, after a decade of waiting, I landed the man of my dreams.
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college.
01:10:34I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey.
01:10:36As for my dad, I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother.
01:10:39But, jeez, dad, you're like almost 50.
01:10:42Well, ladies, moral of the story is you shouldn't give up on finding real love.
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets replaced, but the kind that stays with you, quietly, even
01:10:51through the years.
01:10:52Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you.
01:10:56Love like that, rising to the sea, it just waits for the right time.
01:11:00You're not getting away from me, Jeffy.
01:11:06Then I'm going to raise you to some dumb, blind, little bitch.
01:11:11Just you wait.
01:11:13This is the beginning of the end.
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