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00:00I do that for you, now you're gonna do something for me.
00:04What do you need, Mr. Eager?
00:06You're gonna be my fake girlfriend.
00:26Good morning, Mr. Eager.
00:28Good morning.
00:30Good morning, everyone.
00:31Welcome to our quarter one meeting.
00:33Before we get started, I want to show you guys an important video
00:36from our user acquisition team.
00:48Mr. Eager, here's your coffee.
00:51I'm sorry about that text, Mr. Eager.
00:54I was just trying to get my ex-boyfriend off my back,
00:58so I said I was dating someone new.
01:01I see you were just using me.
01:04I'm sorry, Mr. Eager.
01:07Okay.
01:08I do that for you, now you're gonna do something for me.
01:12What do you need, Mr. Eager?
01:15You're gonna be my fake girlfriend.
01:18This is the first time I've come on a blind date with three people.
01:21Care to explain?
01:23Oh, well, this is my current girlfriend.
01:25So if you want to replace her, we're just gonna have to set some ground.
01:29Excuse me?
01:30First, you'd have to quit your job and become a full-time housewife.
01:34Second, I'm a CEO who makes a lot of money.
01:38And so you'd have to sign a prenup.
01:40Oh, lastly, I want a kid this year.
01:42Two more by the time I'm 35.
01:44So as long as you're okay with all that, you know,
01:47we need to start talking.
01:49Let me get this straight.
01:50You want me to give up my career to be a housewife,
01:53then sign a prenup that offers no financial protection,
01:56and give you three kids on top of all of that?
01:59Yes, that's correct.
02:01Seriously?
02:02You put up with this shit.
02:06You're an embarrassment to feminism.
02:08And you, you're an asshole.
02:10Mom!
02:11Oh my god.
02:12Oh my god.
02:13Oh my god.
02:14I'm gonna go to the bathroom and clean up.
02:18Order whatever you like.
02:27Allison?
02:28Kyle, are you stalking me?
02:32Please leave.
02:33I'm here with my boyfriend,
02:34and we're here on a date.
02:35That's bullshit.
02:36I don't see your boyfriend anywhere.
02:38And also, I got the photo you sent me.
02:41It's your boss.
02:42How could your new boyfriend be your boss?
02:45Come on, let's go.
02:46Let go of me.
02:47I can't type you both.
02:49Get your hands off my girlfriend.
02:58I'm again.
03:01Me neither Itu.
03:02I should I weigh my god in the bathroom.
03:05All right.
03:06I'm here.
03:07All right.
03:08Give me 1 minute then.
03:09There's a nice going on.
03:10My husband.
03:11We're all right.
03:12Five-high.
03:13To the next stage.
03:14I will select the next episode.
03:15If I come on the
03:26Perfectly.
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