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00:03:00We're not going to sleep with places on it. Case closed.
00:03:04Oh, I wonder how long that's been there.
00:03:06Ew.
00:03:08What is it?
00:03:09Ants!
00:03:10What? No, I'm terrified of ants.
00:03:13Okay, it's raining.
00:03:15Daniel saw an ant.
00:03:17Oh.
00:03:18Well, everyone, this is Stan.
00:03:21Stan bought this place for closure after the incident.
00:03:24I told you fools
00:03:29It wasn't safe to be here today
00:03:30Stan, Stan, we talked about this
00:03:32Yeah
00:03:33I am so sorry
00:03:35I forgot my manners
00:03:37This place
00:03:38It just gets me out of sorts
00:03:40It's okay
00:03:42This way
00:03:44We'll show us two dollars by the way
00:03:49Okay you two listen
00:03:51I need you to be super convincing
00:03:53I need you to get into character
00:03:54Get in there and conduct a proper interview
00:03:56You got me?
00:03:57But I'm not a real forensic detective
00:03:59I don't know how to interview
00:04:00Yeah and I'm not really psychic so
00:04:01Aw newsflash
00:04:03You're actors
00:04:04So act
00:04:05Here again
00:04:23Oh Jimmy
00:04:26Oh
00:04:28Oh
00:04:30Oh
00:04:32Oh
00:04:33Oh
00:04:34Oh I can feel his presence
00:04:37This is not being taken seriously
00:04:42Shut the camera off
00:04:44I'm done
00:04:45No no no no Stan
00:04:46Wait we are taking this very seriously
00:04:48Sir
00:04:51Tell us about the alleged incidents
00:04:55That you allege to have happened
00:04:57Around the alleged property
00:04:59I'll tell you this
00:05:02Buying this house
00:05:04Was a big mistake
00:05:06I mean
00:05:07I thought I'd make a fortune
00:05:09And murder tour tickets
00:05:10But no
00:05:12One bad Yelp review
00:05:15And that bus just stopped coming
00:05:17I can't even sleep here
00:05:19Because he
00:05:20Won't let me
00:05:21I actually had to move back
00:05:25Into my mama's house
00:05:26Tell me
00:05:27Have you ever
00:05:29Seen or witnessed
00:05:31This ghost
00:05:32Of a serial killer
00:05:33I'll tell you what I have seen
00:05:35Shadows
00:05:37That shouldn't be there
00:05:38But are
00:05:40Cold spots
00:05:42Even in the summertime
00:05:43Lights turning off and on
00:05:47Jimmy
00:05:48If you're here
00:05:50Turn this light off
00:05:52Right now
00:05:54I command thee
00:06:01Oh Victor's dead
00:06:04What about
00:06:06The horrific
00:06:06Crime scene
00:06:08In the murder room
00:06:10That's where he shot himself
00:06:11Exactly five years ago
00:06:14Tonight
00:06:14I won't go near it
00:06:17He actually
00:06:18Kept the bodies
00:06:20In a closet
00:06:21Over there
00:06:22Oh Mittens won't go near it either
00:06:26And he's the friendliest cat
00:06:29You ever gonna meet
00:06:30The cat
00:06:35That wasn't no damn cat
00:06:38Take it easy Stan
00:06:40Put it down
00:06:41Y'all just don't get it
00:06:43Do you
00:06:44The spirit is evil
00:06:46What a capital
00:06:48Evil
00:06:49It wants to cross over
00:06:52And mark my words
00:06:54He will do anything
00:06:57To come through
00:06:58Do not
00:07:00Underestimate
00:07:01Timmy
00:07:02Timmy
00:07:02Beck
00:07:03Uh
00:07:10Jimmy Timmy
00:07:12Don't start
00:07:13We'll just shorten the name
00:07:14For dramatic effect
00:07:15So
00:07:16Jim Tim
00:07:17Oh
00:07:22Hey Bob
00:07:26It's me
00:07:26Oh
00:07:27Lorraine
00:07:27I think I'm gonna buy this other show
00:07:29I was talking to Aisha
00:07:30No no no
00:07:31You don't buy another show
00:07:32This show is going to be awesome
00:07:33And you are gonna want this
00:07:35And you are not gonna buy anything from Aisha
00:07:36Cause she's a lying slut bag
00:07:38And I'm gonna deliver something amazing to you in a week
00:07:40No fine fine
00:07:46I'll have a cut to you in 48 hours Bob
00:07:47I promise
00:07:48Bob
00:07:49Bob
00:07:50Two years ago
00:07:53I was up for an Emmy
00:07:54And dating a Wahlberg
00:07:55You can have a check
00:07:56Oh shit Stan
00:07:57You scared me
00:07:58No
00:08:00I don't have a check for you today
00:08:01No discretionary funds
00:08:03What the hell does that mean?
00:08:06It means
00:08:07You're an associate producer now
00:08:10Is that important?
00:08:12Oh yeah
00:08:12Alright
00:08:14Okay
00:08:15So
00:08:16You just drive safe
00:08:17We'll see you in a couple days
00:08:19Does anybody have a landline anymore?
00:08:31Lucky this place is working plumbing
00:08:32So I thought that
00:08:34So here's what we're gonna do
00:08:35I want you to take this
00:08:37And we do a measure for cold spots
00:08:38Like those um
00:08:38Those other ghost hunting shows do
00:08:40Yeah
00:08:41Oh
00:08:41If you find the guy's cat
00:08:42Bonus
00:08:43We'll use it as a prop
00:08:44This place gives me the grapes
00:09:14And we'll use it as a prop
00:09:15This place gives me the grapes
00:09:15This place gives me the grapes
00:09:16And we'll use it as a prop
00:09:33I know you said you're not that observant.
00:09:45I saw that.
00:10:03Oh, Jesus!
00:10:07Oh, sweet haybells, here's the closet.
00:10:13Number 12, Adele.
00:10:15Hello?
00:10:16Good idea, we should pray.
00:10:18No, no, no.
00:10:19My acting coach told me that I should count down my favorite songs every time I get nervous,
00:10:21so I'm on number 11, Beyonce, Crazy in Love.
00:10:25Back that ass up by July.
00:10:28Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom.
00:10:30What happened?
00:10:32Uh, uh, he was here, he was here, and we saw him.
00:10:34Who was?
00:10:35No, the ghost!
00:10:36Start recording and get in the corner, okay?
00:10:39Hey, hey, follow me.
00:10:41Measure for cold spots.
00:10:44Hey, hey, measure for cold spots.
00:10:47Use your device.
00:10:53As I get closer to the closet, the temperature drops.
00:11:02Because that is where Jimmy ate his victims.
00:11:09Right, Cheryl?
00:11:11Um, the spirits are telling me that's where they were digested.
00:11:19Now I'm going to try and communicate with the spirit, Jimmy Timmy Beck.
00:11:24Just Jimmy.
00:11:25Just Jimmy.
00:11:26Just Jimmy?
00:11:27Can you give us a sign to show us you're here, Jimmy?
00:11:31We're not asking for much.
00:11:32Just a sign.
00:11:33A real sign.
00:11:35Just drop four degrees cooler near the closet.
00:11:42Is that you, Jimmy?
00:11:48Maybe that was the cat.
00:11:49It's a big fucking cat.
00:11:52Son of a bitch.
00:11:57Something bit me.
00:11:58Cut!
00:11:59You were fired.
00:12:00What?
00:12:01Because of a bug bite?
00:12:02I'm calling my agent.
00:12:03Go call your agent.
00:12:04You're still fired.
00:12:05You suck.
00:12:06Afraid of fucking bugs.
00:12:07I think I had a minor stroke.
00:12:10I think I wet myself.
00:12:11I'm going to have a long-term fear of closets.
00:12:14Hey, what's going on here?
00:12:17Did you hire an actor who looks just like the real Jimmy Beck?
00:12:20And why was he hiding in the closet?
00:12:23I hired a lookalike.
00:12:25So what?
00:12:26Edit out the last five seconds and we have two TV hosts scared shitless encountering the ghost of a crazed serial killer.
00:12:32winning.
00:12:33But he's not really a ghost.
00:12:35And you are really a psychic.
00:12:37This is reality TV.
00:12:39And we are creating the reality TV that people want.
00:12:42Fuck, I have an idea.
00:12:44Go get that idea.
00:12:50You two have no idea what is on the line here.
00:12:53If this works, I promise you it is going to be life-changing for all of us.
00:12:59I just need you guys to run around for a couple hours, play ghost hunters, look scared around every corner.
00:13:05And I promise you, I'm going to make this worth your while.
00:13:09How's the spa weekend on me sound?
00:13:12Very thoughtful and sweet.
00:13:15But unfortunately, I can't accept that.
00:13:19Why?
00:13:20Guys just pass all the time.
00:13:22Oh, it's not that.
00:13:23I'm just super scared of steam.
00:13:25Oh, come on.
00:13:26Do you know how many red carpets I have been to this year?
00:13:30None.
00:13:31I need this.
00:13:33I want this.
00:13:34I can feel it.
00:13:36And if you aren't with me, there's the door.
00:13:42Well, it's kind of right back to town and I don't think you'll give me a ride.
00:13:48So, yes.
00:13:51For the spa weekend, I'll do it.
00:13:54Yeah, as long as you don't scare me anymore.
00:13:56I am so proud I cast you two.
00:13:58Find an actor.
00:13:59Find my dick with your lips.
00:14:01Mom, can you come get me?
00:14:03Hello?
00:14:04Hello?
00:14:05Hello?
00:14:17What?
00:14:18Huh.
00:14:21Dude, it's a ghost.
00:14:24Three bedroom, two bath in the valley.
00:14:26Ugh, kudos on the two full baths.
00:14:28In case you have a guest, you know?
00:14:30Oh, yeah.
00:14:31Oh, and the guy from One Tree Hill is my neighbor.
00:14:34Uh-uh.
00:14:35Do you live next to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
00:14:38Are you asleep with him yet?
00:14:43Sleep with who?
00:14:44Inappropriate, Pete.
00:14:45I was just asking.
00:14:47Anyway, no idea where that actor dude went?
00:14:49Yeah, I'll deal with him later.
00:14:50Get the camera on the closet door and hurry!
00:14:56Whoa!
00:14:59Sorry, I missed it.
00:15:00The story of my life.
00:15:02You rigged the door.
00:15:05Of course.
00:15:06Do you think they open on their own?
00:15:10Did you rig that too?
00:15:11No, I didn't.
00:15:16Hey, guys.
00:15:19Listen to this.
00:15:20Holy bats in the belfry.
00:15:27That really happened.
00:15:29There's really a ghost.
00:15:31Yeah, to being ghost hunters.
00:15:33To being famous.
00:15:35You know what?
00:15:36It is time to put the past behind us.
00:15:38To all the people that doubted me.
00:15:40Especially producers named Bob.
00:15:41That indie role that I probably didn't get.
00:15:44To my ex-girlfriend Janet, who left me in the church.
00:15:47And now she's a whore.
00:15:49Oh.
00:15:50No, I'm sure she's not.
00:15:52No, she's a legit whore.
00:15:54Yeah, she borders her vagina for cocaine.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00I'm not really good at this stuff.
00:16:01But, um...
00:16:03My dad got cancer last year and beat it.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:09Then he died in a car accident.
00:16:10Which...
00:16:11Sucked.
00:16:13It's just a stormy night.
00:16:14The road was really windy.
00:16:15And the cliff kind of jumped out at him.
00:16:19Plus, he was hammered.
00:16:20But he was a really good drunk driver.
00:16:23Normally.
00:16:24I was supposed to pick him up.
00:16:26But, uh...
00:16:27I got sidetracked on Tinder.
00:16:28Talking to this girl.
00:16:30I sent her a dick pic.
00:16:31She sent me a dick pic back.
00:16:33Which was...
00:16:34Really awkward.
00:16:35Anyway.
00:16:36He sent me a text right before he disintegrated.
00:16:37He said...
00:16:39Son...
00:16:40I want you to know...
00:16:44The fucking car is on fire.
00:16:45I still have the text.
00:16:50Okay, then.
00:16:51Um...
00:16:53Let's get back to it.
00:16:55I'd like a camera over there.
00:16:56You think you can handle that, Pete?
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:59Okay.
00:17:00Sure.
00:17:15You can put a camera in all of these trees, Pete.
00:17:17All of the trees?
00:17:18Yeah.
00:17:19All of the trees, Pete.
00:17:20Because...
00:17:21I want you to do all this extra work.
00:17:27Pete!
00:17:28Time is money!
00:17:30This is for producers named Bob.
00:17:32Who don't respect me and admire me like Pete does.
00:17:35Because who gives a fuck what Pete thinks?
00:17:39Oh!
00:17:40This is for that role I didn't get.
00:17:41Because I didn't blow enough producers.
00:17:44Oh!
00:17:45This is for my ex-girlfriend selling her twat for crack cocaine.
00:17:51I don't even like champagne!
00:17:53Peter!
00:17:54I'm putting up the cameras!
00:18:01Time is money!
00:18:03Yes, ma'am!
00:18:14You ever get the feeling we're being watched?
00:18:19Stop complaining about stalkers.
00:18:21At my age, you're gonna want someone to follow you home and watch you undress.
00:18:24No.
00:18:25I mean like right now.
00:18:27What?
00:18:28What was that?
00:18:29What the hell?
00:18:30What is that?
00:18:31Hey guys.
00:18:32I found some beef jerky.
00:18:33Can you stop screwing around and go get your camera?
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36Time to check out the room.
00:18:37We're calling the death chamber.
00:18:38Okay.
00:18:39So you guys remember we rehearsed?
00:18:40Good, good.
00:18:41Peter, you rolling?
00:18:42And action.
00:18:43We're here on the Beck property.
00:18:44Haunted site of numerous grizzly murders.
00:18:45As you can see, it's very dark and I can feel that evil is present.
00:18:50The killer buried lots of bodies around this here Beck property.
00:18:51My partner will use her psychic powers.
00:18:52I will use my forensic science expertise.
00:18:53We will use it.
00:18:54We will use it.
00:18:55We will use it.
00:18:56We will use it.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:58So you guys remember we rehearsed?
00:18:59Good, good.
00:19:00Peter, you rolling?
00:19:01And action.
00:19:02We're here on the Beck property.
00:19:03Haunted site of numerous grizzly murders.
00:19:04As you can see, it's very dark and I can feel that evil is present.
00:19:07The killer buried lots of bodies around this here Beck property.
00:19:12My partner will use her psychic powers.
00:19:16I will use my forensic science expertise.
00:19:19We will locate and conquer this paranormal activity that we detect.
00:19:25Now the spirit has already shown some displeasure with us being here so we have to be very careful.
00:19:34Okay, no one's gonna jump out of here though, right?
00:19:36We'll be fine.
00:19:49Hmm.
00:19:50Hmm.
00:19:51Hmm.
00:19:52Hmm.
00:19:53Hmm.
00:19:54There seems to be a red paint like substance on the floor here.
00:19:56Hmm.
00:19:57Ah.
00:19:58Yes, I think that's blood.
00:19:59Oh.
00:20:00Hmm.
00:20:01Hmm.
00:20:02Hmm.
00:20:03Hmm.
00:20:04Hmm.
00:20:05Hmm.
00:20:06Hmm.
00:20:07Hmm.
00:20:08Hmm.
00:20:09There seems to be a red paint like substance on the floor here.
00:20:14Hmm.
00:20:15Ah.
00:20:16Hmm.
00:20:17Hmm.
00:20:18Hmm.
00:20:19Hmm.
00:20:20Hmm.
00:20:21Hmm.
00:20:22Hmm.
00:20:23Hmm.
00:20:24Hmm.
00:20:25Hmm.
00:20:26Hmm.
00:20:27Hmm.
00:20:28Well that's strange.
00:20:29Hmm.
00:20:30Hmm.
00:20:32Hmm.
00:20:35Ah!
00:20:36Ah!
00:20:37Ah!
00:20:38Ah!
00:20:39Ah!
00:20:40Ah!
00:20:41Raj 사랑h!
00:20:42Ah!
00:20:43Ah!
00:20:44Ah!
00:20:47Ah!
00:20:48Ah!
00:20:52Ah!
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:54Oh!
00:20:56Wow.
00:20:57We found the cat.
00:20:58Shut up!
00:20:59Oh my god, my top. Oh, I've got cat blood on me. I can't get blood exposure from this, can I? Like cat hepatitis?
00:21:07How did it look? Awesome. Swear? Yeah. Let me see it. Blood, boobs, money shot. Oh my god.
00:21:16Was this you, Lorraine? Me? Yeah, you wanted the cat as a prop. Judge Judy would call that emotive, ma'am.
00:21:24Okay. I donate to PETA, and I am deathly allergic to cats. Hey, who turned the house lights off?
00:21:40Let's get in there. Our psychic is going to call out that ghost. Wait, what? How am I going to do that?
00:21:46Positive energy. Let's do this. You should really clean that shirt up first.
00:21:54I bet your blood on boobs attracts ghosts. Inappropriate, Pete! Sorry.
00:22:14Ugh. Ugh. Can't wait to get this blood off. Whoa.
00:22:18Ugh. God. I don't remember my 20s being so perky.
00:22:27Got you some fleshlings. Holy tits!
00:22:30Inappropriate, Pete. Sorry, I was just, uh...
00:22:39Here's some extra batteries. Pete!
00:22:41It's a really nice rack.
00:22:42Pete.
00:22:43Hey!
00:23:00Somebody's been in here.
00:23:03That door was open when we left.
00:23:08Don't you bullshit me, Pete.
00:23:09Okay, this can't be good.
00:23:15We should go back outside.
00:23:16No, this is great.
00:23:18Keep rolling.
00:23:21Hmm.
00:23:22At least my timer still works.
00:23:25Your timer's not there.
00:23:27Hmm.
00:23:29Something's fishy here.
00:23:31Like with the house?
00:23:32I don't trust her.
00:23:35Pete, you need to tell us what she's up to.
00:23:38Me?
00:23:38How about I know?
00:23:41Look, even if it is her,
00:23:44she's never gone this far.
00:23:47Why don't you do it?
00:23:49What are you guys like, fuck?
00:23:54Actor guy?
00:23:56Who's in there?
00:23:59Keep rolling.
00:24:00We're going in.
00:24:02I'm not going in there.
00:24:03Don't you pull the diva card with me, young lady.
00:24:06When I found you,
00:24:06you were drunk sorority chick number three
00:24:08on an episode of Scream Queens.
00:24:10For the record,
00:24:11it was drunk girl number two.
00:24:12Whatever.
00:24:15You're on Scream Queens?
00:24:16In there, no.
00:24:17You're on Scream Queens.
00:24:19No.
00:24:34Hello?
00:24:37Jimmy?
00:24:38Jimmy?
00:24:38Jimmy?
00:24:38Jimmy?
00:24:38Jimmy?
00:24:38Jimmy?
00:24:38Jimmy?
00:24:38Jimmy?
00:24:40Was that you we heard?
00:24:43This wasn't for our film.
00:24:45The cat would jump out right now.
00:24:47Pretty sure the cat's jumping days are over.
00:24:50That's a good point, Pete.
00:24:53Poor little mittens.
00:24:56Jimmy, if that was you,
00:24:58can you do that again?
00:25:0370 degrees even.
00:25:10It's still 70 degrees.
00:25:39Son of a...
00:25:40Just went up a degree.
00:25:53What the fuck is that?
00:25:55Holy fucking shit, are you kidding me?
00:25:58No!
00:26:03Pete, you got any more batteries?
00:26:05Yeah, he's got a lot of batteries.
00:26:07Um, yeah.
00:26:09They're C's.
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:12Ugh, God.
00:26:14What is...
00:26:14Just take D's?
00:26:17I prefer double D's.
00:26:19I can't believe I'm in the middle of this.
00:26:24I can't believe I'm in the middle of this either.
00:26:27I want to go home.
00:26:30It's gonna be okay, buddy.
00:26:33It's gonna be okay.
00:26:37See?
00:26:38Anything?
00:26:38Anything?
00:26:40Instant temperature drop.
00:26:44Back in business.
00:26:47Uh, actually...
00:26:50I think we just debunked our cold spots.
00:26:53Where's Lorraine?
00:27:03Looks like there's our answer.
00:27:06Debunked our light problem.
00:27:09It's our producer, Lorraine.
00:27:11That's two for two.
00:27:14Come on out, Lorraine.
00:27:15I don't think this is Lorraine.
00:27:17My inner voice is telling me this is definitely her.
00:27:22You know what we should do?
00:27:23Call Judge Judy.
00:27:24Right now.
00:27:26No.
00:27:27We should scare her.
00:27:29I don't think that's possible.
00:27:31One time I saw her get bit by a rattlesnake.
00:27:33She sucked out the poison, killed the snake, and then made me a belt.
00:27:36She's like Chuck Norris, just way sexier.
00:27:39Okay, well, look.
00:27:40She wants to mess around with dead cats and all this sick shit.
00:27:43I say we give her right back to her.
00:27:46Like the Ten Commandments.
00:27:47When people do stuff to you, you gotta do stuff back to people.
00:27:50Exactly.
00:27:51She wants to keep scaring us?
00:27:53Well, guess what?
00:27:54Two people can play at that game.
00:27:59Maybe we should hide or something.
00:28:03I'm not hiding. I'm a grown-up.
00:28:05She's hiding, and she's got a three-bedroom house in the valley.
00:28:08Had a house.
00:28:10What?
00:28:11She had a house.
00:28:12She sold it to pay for this show.
00:28:14Now she lives above a methadone clinic a mile from me in Van Nuys.
00:28:18Ugh.
00:28:18She's such a liar.
00:28:20She's a class A sinner, that one.
00:28:22No, she's got a good heart.
00:28:24And she's just, uh...
00:28:26Buries it deep.
00:28:29Really, really deep.
00:28:30You so have a crush on her.
00:28:32Oh, no.
00:28:34No, I don't...
00:28:35Whatever.
00:28:36She's just using you.
00:28:37I think she likes chicks.
00:28:38No, she doesn't!
00:28:39Can we please just find her and prove that she's behind all of this?
00:28:46Because if not, I am going to be convinced that there's a ghost under my bed the rest of my life.
00:28:50Okay.
00:28:51We'll be those meddling kids from Dukes of Hazzard.
00:28:52You can be Bo, you can be Luke, and I'll be Daisy.
00:28:55Uh, meddling kids was Scooby-Doo, and that was Daphne.
00:28:57Yeah, and I don't want to be the racist people from that show that got canceled for being racist.
00:29:03They weren't racists.
00:29:04Says the white guy.
00:29:06I'm half Portuguese.
00:29:07Okay, so is she Daphne or is she Daisy?
00:29:09I'm so confused.
00:29:10Can we just find the fuse box?
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:12Maybe in there.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:17Hey!
00:29:18Hey!
00:29:20Hey!
00:29:21Hey!
00:29:21Hey!
00:29:21Hey!
00:29:21Hey!
00:29:21Hey!
00:29:21Hey!
00:29:22Hey!
00:29:22Hey!
00:29:22Hey!
00:29:22Hey!
00:29:22Hey!
00:29:23Hey!
00:29:23Hey!
00:29:23Hey!
00:29:24Hey!
00:29:24Hey!
00:29:24Hey!
00:29:25Hey!
00:29:25Hey!
00:29:26Hey!
00:29:26Hey!
00:29:27Hey!
00:29:27Hey!
00:29:37I bet it's my gosh.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39What?
00:29:39Oh.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:41That is blood writing.
00:29:43Oh, yeah.
00:29:44Lorraine.
00:29:45I just got over the last dead animal.
00:29:47I'm not going in there, guys.
00:29:49You don't understand.
00:29:50I have an extreme phobia of being murdered.
00:29:52That's not a phobia.
00:29:54Everybody's afraid of being murdered.
00:29:56I don't care. I'm going to go outside and make it rain.
00:30:10Nice boots.
00:30:12Perfetto.
00:30:26Get the champagne, Pete.
00:30:44Wait a second.
00:30:45What?
00:30:46Look.
00:30:48This car is a 2012. You can tell right by the steering wheel.
00:30:58She always told me it's brand new.
00:31:00Huh. Time to drink.
00:31:18Sea salt filtered through holy water, blessed by a Catholic bishop.
00:31:35One spirit detecting candle made by a Native American shaman.
00:31:41I'm sorry, but today, being the very anniversary of Jimmy's suicide, it's the only day that I can do this.
00:31:51Do what?
00:31:54Gut.
00:31:55That son of a bitch who murdered my brother when I was in prison.
00:32:00I'm going to follow you.
00:32:02I'm going to follow you.
00:32:03I'm going to follow you.
00:32:05Jimmy.
00:32:07Jimmy.
00:32:09Timmy.
00:32:11Beck.
00:32:12I can barely say that asshole's name.
00:32:14It's easier if you drop the Timmy.
00:32:19You know I'm here for you, Jimmy.
00:32:24You see, I was doing a bid in McDougal for armed robbery when he snatched my brother like he did the others.
00:32:33He brought him here to this very place.
00:32:36And he did things to him.
00:32:39He used to love the bacon cheeseburgers at Sully's.
00:32:44They're delicious.
00:32:45They come with these fries, baked beans, and coleslaw.
00:32:48Then they went out of business.
00:32:51So I started going to Twain's.
00:32:53They had this amazing French dip.
00:32:57Portions were kind of small, but...
00:32:59It's worth it for the price.
00:33:02You know, in this light, you look just like him.
00:33:08Are you kidding me?
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11Mm-mm.
00:33:12Mm-mm.
00:33:13Mm-mm.
00:33:14Mm-mm.
00:33:15Got used to going there and then, of course, they went out of business too.
00:33:20So I started going to, uh, Dupar's.
00:33:23They had a really good, uh, beet salad that I like.
00:33:27How sad is that?
00:33:29She's still at it.
00:33:30Wait a minute.
00:33:31Look at that.
00:33:32Who's that guy?
00:33:33I don't know.
00:33:34Maybe that asshole Bob from the network she's always talking about?
00:33:36He's probably in there commending to her on her work ethic.
00:33:39Man.
00:33:40She's got real commitment to this show.
00:33:41Wait.
00:33:42But if she's in there, who's messing with the fuse box?
00:33:43Who's that?
00:33:44Who's that guy?
00:33:45Who's that guy?
00:33:46Who's that guy?
00:33:47Who's that guy?
00:33:48I don't know.
00:33:49Maybe that asshole Bob from the network she's always talking about?
00:33:50Who's probably in there commending to her on her work ethic?
00:33:53Man.
00:33:54She's got real commitment to this show.
00:33:57Wait.
00:33:58But if she's in there...
00:34:01Who's messing with the fuse box?
00:34:04That Jimmy Beck's soul has the power to cross over into another living body.
00:34:21At the exact moment of his death.
00:34:24Five years ago today.
00:34:27At precisely 6.66pm.
00:34:32That's 7.06 you fucktard.
00:34:35And with a proper incantation his body can enter our realm for exactly one hour.
00:34:41How do I know this do you ask?
00:34:44I happened to meet a French Quarter voodoo priest online who gave me the exact invocation for this very ritual here.
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:52I am totally rocking this whole spiritual diversity.
00:34:55Fuck.
00:34:56Some of this shit's gotta work, right?
00:34:58What about the blood?
00:35:03We gotta find out what's controlling these lights.
00:35:05At this point I don't care if that blood's from a dismembered labradoodle.
00:35:08What's a labradoodle?
00:35:09It's like when a labrador mates a poodle.
00:35:11Or a poodle mates a labrador.
00:35:13I can't remember who has to be on top.
00:35:15You know, this whole abbreviated serial killer thing has not been easy on me, you know?
00:35:21I'm a nice guy but I had to walk in his shoes to get in the right frame of mind.
00:35:25First, I did the cat.
00:35:27I fucking hate cats.
00:35:29Second, I did that whiny little actor friend of yours.
00:35:32Third, I fucking raped the shit out of his goat.
00:35:36Oh, fuck me.
00:35:38And last, last but not least, I'm gonna be killing you.
00:35:43Me?
00:35:44Yeah, uh, see, um, I want his spirit to enter a living body.
00:35:48So I could torment him like he did my brother.
00:35:51Yeah, I'm gonna slice him.
00:35:53I'm gonna slice him from his throat all the way down to his tent.
00:35:57I am gonna watch the life leave his eyes just like he did my brother.
00:36:02He didn't deserve what he got.
00:36:04He wasn't even a tranny.
00:36:07You lost me.
00:36:08Jimmy Timmy Beck only killed transvestite midget circus clowns.
00:36:12You did not know this? I'm shocked.
00:36:14Yeah, the fucking papers kept it quiet
00:36:16because they didn't want to discourage the fucking precious carnival from coming in every year.
00:36:20But, you know, still, I don't know why he picked my brother.
00:36:23He wasn't even a midget.
00:36:25Or a fucking clown for that matter.
00:36:27Okay, let me get this straight for one second.
00:36:29You're gonna get a murderer spirit to enter my body for one hour.
00:36:33Is that correct?
00:36:34Yeah, that's correct.
00:36:35Okay, and then you're gonna kill me,
00:36:37but you actually think that you're killing the murderer spirit that is in my body.
00:36:41Am I correct again?
00:36:43Correct.
00:36:44Okay, so listen to me.
00:36:46Why wouldn't you have used, I don't know,
00:36:48let's say maybe the actor who looked exactly like the murderer spirit?
00:36:52I'm not having sex with a guy.
00:36:54What the fuck?
00:36:55You didn't say anything about sex.
00:36:57Is this supposed to be before or after you're gonna kill me?
00:37:00Correct.
00:37:01What?
00:37:02What?
00:37:03Oh no, this has to be some sick fucking joke.
00:37:05Shhh!
00:37:06Shhh!
00:37:07Me!
00:37:13Well, I guess that rules out a labradoodle.
00:37:21Revenge is hard to explain.
00:37:23It really is, okay?
00:37:24It will be him, but it will be you, you know?
00:37:27I mean, I have spent the last six years in a men's prison,
00:37:30and, and a woman with all of her working lady parts,
00:37:34it'll be a nice change for me.
00:37:35I'm looking forward to-
00:37:36You fucking sank over it!
00:37:38His body cannot enter this circle here.
00:37:41I will be protected, and you on the other side,
00:37:44you're gonna die.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Uh...
00:37:49This is Viagra.
00:37:50For my penis.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52That's the worst bug bite I've ever seen.
00:38:01Poor little actor guy.
00:38:04Is he really...
00:38:06You know.
00:38:07Dead?
00:38:09Either that, or he's a really good actor.
00:38:12Check his balls.
00:38:15I don't feel anything.
00:38:29That's not where his pulse is.
00:38:32It's over here.
00:38:36And maybe...
00:38:41Find him?
00:38:42This dude's dead.
00:38:59Maybe now he's dead.
00:39:01Oh!
00:39:02Shit.
00:39:03Lorraine might really be in trouble in there.
00:39:05Then we should run away, guys.
00:39:06We should run far away right now.
00:39:07Hey, get help.
00:39:08Go on, kid.
00:39:09Come for me, Jimmy Timmy.
00:39:10Come for me, Jimmy Timmy.
00:39:11Come for me, Jimmy Timmy.
00:39:12Come for me, Jimmy Timmy.
00:39:16Come for me, Jimmy Timmy.
00:39:18Come for me, Jimmy Timmybeck.
00:39:36Enter this physical vessel which I have provided for you.
00:39:48Beat me with a broomstick.
00:39:58You have ruined my circle!
00:40:02Get away!
00:40:06Hey, Pete, could you let man up here and do something, please?
00:40:14Shit!
00:40:16Technically that was something.
00:40:18He's a ninja.
00:40:20You have ruined my fucking ritual.
00:40:22The spirit needs a body!
00:40:24What the hell is going on here?
00:40:26We have to get out now!
00:40:28You're kind of dodging the question.
00:40:30No!
00:40:31I'm dodging him!
00:40:32Get over here!
00:40:34Seriously, man, just take a pill.
00:40:36No, no!
00:40:41No more pills!
00:40:44No more pills!
00:40:47Get over here!
00:40:59Sir, sir, sir.
00:41:01Seriously, man, just take a pill.
00:41:02No, no, no more pills, no more pills.
00:41:04Which one of you pieces of shit murdered my brother?
00:41:10None of us, none of us, sir.
00:41:12We don't know what you're talking about.
00:41:13Jimmy Beck, he's trying to raise his spirit for an hour
00:41:15of sadomasochism and mutilation.
00:41:16I want revenge on that motherfucker
00:41:19for what he did to my brother, Daryl!
00:41:23It doesn't seem to be in any one of you, though.
00:41:26You don't see us lining up for Ringling Brothers Circus, do you?
00:41:29What?
00:41:30Oh, yeah.
00:41:31Jimmy's victims were a cross-dressing circus clowns
00:41:33under 5'7".
00:41:34He killed poor little munchkins.
00:41:35His spirit is out!
00:41:37I can feel it!
00:41:40Why didn't it enter a body, hmm?
00:41:42Sir, sir, we don't know, okay?
00:41:44Hey, hey, do me a favor.
00:41:46Just, just, put down the knife.
00:41:48Give, give people the knife.
00:41:50Actually, Cheryl's closer.
00:41:52Hand beat the knife.
00:41:53Hand beat the knife.
00:41:54Hand beat the knife.
00:41:55Yeah.
00:41:55Hand beat the knife.
00:41:56No, no, no, no.
00:41:57The body, it has no choice but to enter another one
00:42:01for one hour.
00:42:03That's how it's supposed to go.
00:42:05Fucking Jimmy, Jimmy!
00:42:07Just Jimmy!
00:42:08Jimmy!
00:42:11What the fuck are you doing?
00:42:13Get back!
00:42:13Stay back!
00:42:14Stay back!
00:42:15Fuck, why didn't it work?
00:42:16Oh, shit!
00:42:18Maybe I got this all wrong.
00:42:20Maybe I got it all wrong.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23Hand out everything!
00:42:24I was waiting a year for this shit!
00:42:26Maybe the spirit can't cross over into a living body.
00:42:30Maybe it's gotta be fucking dead!
00:42:33Oh, fucking shit!
00:42:35Oh, you've been waiting for this!
00:42:44Oh, oh!
00:42:46Hey, Mr. Dicka!
00:42:47Oh, hey, hey, hey, Mr. Dicka!
00:42:49Get his knife!
00:42:49Get his knife!
00:42:50Oh!
00:42:53I'm the one who does the gutting around here.
00:42:56Am it?
00:42:57I'm gonna do you
00:43:01just like I did your whiny
00:43:03little
00:43:04brother
00:43:05while we begged
00:43:07and begged.
00:43:10Just the tip, Jimmy.
00:43:12Just the tip.
00:43:21Whoa, that was a bit extreme.
00:43:22What's with the whole last dying breath thing?
00:43:30Who's next?
00:43:32You.
00:43:33Me?
00:43:35But you look like to cut my cock off
00:43:37and grow a pair of tits tight.
00:43:39No, I don't.
00:43:40Yeah, you do.
00:43:42And you've got enough warm makeup on
00:43:44to be a clown.
00:43:46I just use a little bronzer.
00:43:48That's it.
00:43:49Huh.
00:43:51And you're just a lying
00:43:53little bitch.
00:43:56Touche.
00:43:56Huh.
00:43:57Huh.
00:44:00Whoa!
00:44:00Whoa!
00:44:01Whoa!
00:44:01Whoa!
00:44:02Whoa!
00:44:03Whoa!
00:44:04Whoa!
00:44:05Whoa!
00:44:06Whoa!
00:44:07Whoa!
00:44:08Whoa!
00:44:09Whoa!
00:44:10Whoa!
00:44:11Whoa!
00:44:12It isn't gonna start!
00:44:13Keep going!
00:44:14In hindsight, this probably wasn't a great idea.
00:44:21Ugh, taking this gig?
00:44:22Tell me about it.
00:44:24God damn it!
00:44:25We're off the grid.
00:44:26I can't even check Facebook.
00:44:28Do you remember how far we are from town?
00:44:30Like, what?
00:44:31Five miles?
00:44:32I don't remember.
00:44:35Oh, we are not going out there.
00:44:37Hello?
00:44:38Stranger danger.
00:44:39That's a good point.
00:44:41Probably a lot more dangerous out there than it is here with a possessed killer.
00:44:47Devil, you know, right?
00:44:49Hey, maybe he can't leave the house.
00:44:51These boots were meant for running, Pete.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:02I think I have an idea.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:04So that evil spirit in that dead body.
00:45:06It has an hour time limit.
00:45:07So the clock is ticking.
00:45:08I can't miss the whole origin story.
00:45:09Trust the thing.
00:45:10All we have to do is hunker down and wait it out.
00:45:11That makes sense.
00:45:12Actually, none of that makes sense.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14So here's the plan.
00:45:15I'm gonna go hide in the dead couch head over there and you're gonna go get the camera.
00:45:17No.
00:45:18No.
00:45:19No.
00:45:20No.
00:45:21No.
00:45:22That...
00:45:23What?
00:45:24Someone's gotta film this, Pete.
00:45:25I mean, this is like the Blair Witch Project times 20.
00:45:26I mean, think about the money and the job security, Pete.
00:45:27I'm thinking about not getting raped in the ass and murdered by that thing back there.
00:45:30I mean, we could probably get another job somewhere.
00:45:32I mean, we could probably get another job somewhere.
00:45:34What?
00:45:35What?
00:45:36What?
00:45:37What do you do is hunker down and wait it out?
00:45:38That makes sense.
00:45:39Actually, none of that makes sense.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:41So here's the plan.
00:45:42I'm gonna go hide in the dead couch head over there and you're gonna go get the camera.
00:45:43No.
00:45:44No.
00:45:45He'll probably get another job somewhere.
00:45:47I don't see him.
00:45:49And maybe he followed Lorraine and Pete.
00:45:56I held my breath for a full minute that time.
00:45:59That is not bad for someone with asthma.
00:46:02Oh, God.
00:46:04I don't believe this.
00:46:06What?
00:46:07I just had a thought.
00:46:10Lorraine said she'd give me that free spa weekend, right?
00:46:13Mm-hmm.
00:46:14New situation.
00:46:15Does that change that?
00:46:16I mean, what if something happens to her?
00:46:17Do I still get the weekend?
00:46:18It was a verbal agreement.
00:46:19Huh.
00:46:20Great.
00:46:21So I'm gonna get screwed.
00:46:22She better live.
00:46:23That's all I have to say.
00:46:25No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:26Judge Judy would say that it's legally binding.
00:46:28She'd...
00:46:29She'd roll in your favor on that one.
00:46:36Please tell me that was you.
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:53Ah!
00:46:54Ah!
00:46:56Ah!
00:46:58Oh
00:47:09Hold still I am holding still
00:47:13The goat's over there I don't want him to attack us
00:47:17Why would the goat attack us?
00:47:20Wouldn't you be pissed off if you were fucked in the ass by a crazy psycho killer?
00:47:23I ain't afraid of no goats
00:47:28Let's go
00:47:39I think we lost him
00:47:41Okay
00:47:42What do we know about this Jimmy Beck ghost guy?
00:47:45He was probably bullied a lot as a child
00:47:47Maybe even some as a ghost I don't know
00:47:49I bet no one went to his funeral and that hurt his feelings
00:47:52And caused him to become even more of a sicko freakish psychotic killing machine
00:47:56No! I mean why would he want to hurt us?
00:47:58We're not his style
00:47:59Think about it
00:48:00His issues with tranny clown midgets
00:48:03You have to say transgender little people
00:48:05I think
00:48:08The universe protects idiots Pete
00:48:09I would have cast a girl from the condom commercial but she didn't fucking call me back
00:48:12Um
00:48:13Uh
00:48:14Lorraine
00:48:15I could get a film deal from this
00:48:17Even better I could get a book deal from this
00:48:19I mean this could really put me back on the map
00:48:21Lorraine
00:48:22What?
00:48:23Where's the cat?
00:48:24Where's the cat?
00:48:41Listen to me
00:48:42We're not his demographic
00:48:44You're right
00:48:47Right
00:48:48That's profiler 101
00:48:51I should have known that
00:49:02This guy's breaking all the serial killer rules Cheryl
00:49:05If you want to stick around and tell him Daniel
00:49:10Okay girl
00:49:11Get it together
00:49:12You can do this
00:49:13You take Pilates twice a week
00:49:14You're Lorraine Taylor
00:49:15You're gonna have a major book deal for me
00:49:19Peter?
00:49:22Fucking zombie cat
00:49:27This is why I'm a dog person
00:49:31Fuck this
00:49:35Hey
00:49:38Whoa!
00:49:39Ow!
00:49:40Oh Peter
00:49:41Thank God
00:49:42I didn't know where you were
00:49:43You're worried about me?
00:49:44Here's the flashlight
00:49:46I think I lost an earring
00:49:47Of course
00:49:49Thank you
00:49:51Where's Lorraine?
00:49:52God!
00:49:53Whoa!
00:49:54Thank God
00:49:55Hey!
00:49:56It's me!
00:49:57Okay, okay
00:49:58Hey that label said Willard
00:50:00Not Prada
00:50:01So?
00:50:03The boots are knockoffs?
00:50:04So what?
00:50:05Judge Judy would call that copyright infringement
00:50:07Well fuck Judge Judy and fuck you too Daniel
00:50:09And you know what?
00:50:10Fuck you!
00:50:11Fuck you!
00:50:12And fuck this fucking ghost!
00:50:13I don't need approval from any of you people
00:50:15Do you think you're always gonna be in your 20's?
00:50:17Let me tell you a little story about me when I was 20
00:50:20Not the youth squandered speech again
00:50:22We get it
00:50:23You've had to compromise
00:50:24You've made mistakes
00:50:25Which leads us to your biggest one
00:50:26The lookalike actor you hired
00:50:28Who now is a crazed ghost killer inside of him
00:50:29And is currently chasing after us with a knife
00:50:31Trying to kill us
00:50:32So we're going to suck it up and go hide in the dead cat shed
00:50:37By the way the cat's not dead
00:50:39Little Mittens is alive and well
00:50:40Not really
00:50:41Yeah, he's undead
00:50:42Like Jimmy
00:50:45Hell, everything around here seems susceptible to being raised from the dead after whatever black magic that douchebag screwed up
00:50:50But if everything can be raised
00:50:52That means not only the cat
00:50:54But those midget clowns he killed too
00:50:56Still, why would they want to hurt us?
00:51:02Yeah, we didn't do anything to them
00:51:05Ow!
00:51:06Anything here rational?
00:51:08Ow!
00:51:09Hey!
00:51:10Hey!
00:51:11You cock-sucking clowns!
00:51:13Stop throwing rocks right now!
00:51:14Ow!
00:51:15Jesus!
00:51:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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00:52:16They got all over my damn house
00:52:46I'm sorry I'm just really nervous and I have to pee, I really do
00:53:04So do I, we should have hidden the bathroom
00:53:07I know there's three of them in here, we can't use any of them right now
00:53:11One of my worst fears actually
00:53:16TAKES
00:53:24Do something
00:53:29And here it is
00:53:35Do something
00:53:41Do you think you have to?
00:54:11Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a girl, but couldn't keep her.
00:54:39Oh, we're not like those pussies on those other ghost shows.
00:54:43Yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:54:45That's for my ex-girlfriend, the whore, all her pimps, and cops, and balls.
00:54:54Oh, yeah.
00:54:55Kill that dead motherfucker.
00:55:00Now that's an exorcism.
00:55:04You got brains on your top.
00:55:09Ew.
00:55:12Shit, Lorraine.
00:55:13Ugh.
00:55:15Lorraine, stay with me.
00:55:20We beat back, you hear me?
00:55:22Okay.
00:55:23We won.
00:55:26You got enough, Phil.
00:55:31Yeah, we sure did.
00:55:32And I...
00:55:38And I...
00:55:38And I've already...
00:55:39Pete.
00:55:44Pete?
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:51Is she?
00:55:55Wait for it.
00:55:56Yeah, now she's dead.
00:56:07You sure?
00:56:09She tends to lie like Pete.
00:56:11There goes my spa weekend.
00:56:16You gonna be okay?
00:56:17I think you could put the toilet seat down for me, Chris.
00:56:28I really have to go.
00:56:32Let's go, buddy.
00:56:36Let's talk about this whole possession thing.
00:56:38So, the spirit doesn't go into the living.
00:56:41He goes into the dead for an hour.
00:56:43And then when you smash the dead dude's head,
00:56:46he leaves a body.
00:56:51Yeah, but then where does he go?
00:56:55Because...
00:56:55He's still got another 20 minutes left in this world,
00:56:58according to my watch.
00:57:01Your turn.
00:57:04Oh, my God.
00:57:22I'm so sorry, Lorena.
00:57:24Inappropriate, Pete.
00:57:31We were gonna...
00:57:32We were gonna...
00:57:33Babies!
00:57:34We were gonna...
00:57:35Babies!
00:57:36Okay, okay.
00:57:37It's done.
00:57:37It's done.
00:57:38Okay, okay, okay.
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:42It's done.
00:57:43She's right.
00:57:44She's right.
00:57:44It's done.
00:57:45It's done.
00:57:46She was right.
00:57:46It's done, buddy.
00:57:47Damn.
00:57:48There's more blood.
00:57:49There's more hair.
00:57:49I hope those aren't pubes.
00:57:52Okay.
00:57:53Okay.
00:57:56He's gone.
00:57:57He's gone.
00:57:58He's gone.
00:57:59Jimmy's gotta be gone.
00:57:59Jimmy.
00:58:00Jimmy.
00:58:01Now, Timmy is gone, right?
00:58:02Right?
00:58:03Because there's no more...
00:58:04There's no more pressure-kill people.
00:58:06There's no more pressure-kill people.
00:58:08That's it.
00:58:09That's it.
00:58:10That's it.
00:58:11We just gotta walk back to town.
00:58:13Are you sure about that?
00:58:14I'm back!
00:58:17Oh, fuck.
00:58:20Wake up.
00:58:20I wish I had a weapon or a really big cup of holy water.
00:58:38Hold on a second.
00:58:41We've been going about this all wrong.
00:58:43We can't take the spirit and win.
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Because we don't have a giant cup of holy water, I know.
00:58:48No!
00:58:52We need the supernatural to fight the supernatural.
00:58:56Yes.
00:58:57Yes, like King Kong or Godzilla.
00:58:59Exactly.
00:59:00Or all those ghost clowns he killed whose souls are out there.
00:59:04I've read enough scripts to know what their souls need is redemption.
00:59:06I'm gonna get them to fight for us.
00:59:11There's gotta be, like, what, 12 of them?
00:59:13Maybe more?
00:59:14And don't forget about that cat.
00:59:16Right.
00:59:17And the cat.
00:59:19They all must hate him for what he did to them.
00:59:24Huh.
00:59:25They're gonna take our side.
00:59:27Huh.
00:59:27Huh.
00:59:36Ghost clowns?
00:59:48Ghostly alternative lifestyle midget clowns?
00:59:54Yeah.
00:59:56Hmm.
00:59:58I read somewhere that we only use, like, 10% of our brain.
01:00:00Which means that we actually have all the psychic abilities stored up in, like, the other 70%.
01:00:04All I have to do is believe.
01:00:05Come to me, little people of the night.
01:00:12And assist us in the fight against the very spirit that put you in the ground.
01:00:26You're dealing, Cheryl.
01:00:28You're psychic.
01:00:29You're dealing.
01:00:29You did it.
01:00:32Never underestimate the power of positive energy.
01:00:35Oh, my God.
01:00:51What is it?
01:00:53What is it?
01:00:54Ghost midget?
01:00:55I have to plug.
01:00:56We don't want the crazy killer outside the door to hear us.
01:01:15Who's gonna be first?
01:01:17You're a pussy camera guy.
01:01:20Shit.
01:01:22If clowns burst through that door right now.
01:01:24I'm sorry.
01:01:37I'm just really fucking terrified.
01:01:43Do your countdown thing.
01:01:45Do your countdown thing, okay?
01:01:47Okay.
01:01:48I'll be right back.
01:01:50You're sleeping.
01:01:51I have to be really bad.
01:01:58Stan?
01:02:00I kind of got interrupted before.
01:02:02Oh.
01:02:07Just promise me you'll stay right here, okay?
01:02:09No matter what.
01:02:10You stay right here.
01:02:10Just stay right here.
01:02:11And I promise I'll be back.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:13Number six.
01:02:21Ryan Carey.
01:02:23Vision of love.
01:02:23Number five.
01:02:45Taylor Swift.
01:02:47Shake it off.
01:02:49Shake it off.
01:02:49I'm going to fuck your face.
01:03:06I'm going to fuck your face.
01:03:10I'm going to fuck your face.
01:03:40Oh, God.
01:03:43Daniel.
01:03:43I'm so sorry.
01:03:47You told me to stay.
01:03:50You made me promise.
01:03:51You made me promise.
01:03:51Fuck these spirits.
01:04:14Oh, I'm going to avenge you.
01:04:19I'm going to burn this place to the ground.
01:04:23The world will know about the sacrifices you made here.
01:04:27Oh, they will.
01:04:29Yes, they will.
01:04:32Yes, they will.
01:04:33I held my breath for way over a minute that I'm sure way over a minute.
01:04:47I am going to shoehorn your asshole wide open, motherfucker.
01:04:54Wait.
01:05:16Wait.
01:05:17Wait.
01:05:17Sì, sì, sì, sì, sì.
01:05:47Sì, sì, sì, sì.
01:06:17Sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì.
01:06:47Sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì.
01:06:59Ahahah!
01:07:01Ahahah!
01:07:03Ahahah!
01:07:05Ahahah!
01:07:07Ahahah!
01:07:09Ahahah!
01:07:11Oh my god, I think it works!
01:07:13He can't get in!
01:07:15Ahahah!
01:07:17We're safe inside the circle.
01:07:19We just...
01:07:21Have to wait it out.
01:07:23How long?
01:07:25What's he doing?
01:07:27I don't know.
01:07:29I'm gonna hold Cheryl.
01:07:31Cheryl?
01:07:33Cheryl?
01:07:35Cheryl?
01:07:36Cheryl?
01:07:37Cheryl?
01:07:43He's in.
01:07:45I knocked the spirit.
01:07:47See?
01:07:49He messed up.
01:07:51He messed up.
01:07:53There's no more dead bodies for him to slide into!
01:08:00Float it around, dickhead!
01:08:02The two twisting days are done.
01:08:11Oh God.
01:08:13Um...
01:08:16Who's that?
01:08:23I didn't get paid.
01:08:39Where did she come from?
01:08:42Came in a few minutes ago.
01:08:45Check up on you.
01:08:48That's chest pains.
01:08:50Victim's dead. We don't have a ride back to town, sir.
01:08:56Do you mind giving us a lift?
01:09:01Not at all.
01:09:02Yeah, and also, there might have been a few unexplained deaths on and about the premises.
01:09:12You don't say.
01:09:16Maybe we can get the murder to us going again.
01:09:20Yeah, maybe.
01:09:23It works out in your favor. Why not, sir?
01:09:25And Stan, about your catch, sir.
01:09:46How do I put it?
01:09:50Pretty dead.
01:09:51Yeah.
01:09:53Yeah.
01:09:55Sorry.
01:09:57And it's such a shame about Fluffy.
01:10:01Because he was such a kind, warm-spirited kitten.
01:10:04Yeah.
01:10:10Love him.
01:10:12Damn fine kitty.
01:10:18How are we going to explain this to the police?
01:10:24You don't intend on letting us get to the police.
01:10:27Do you, Jimmy?
01:10:28What gave me away?
01:10:42Kitten's name was Mittens.
01:10:44Not Fluffy.
01:10:46And, uh, Stan really loved his pussy.
01:10:49Let me tell you a little story.
01:10:51About your friend Stan.
01:10:54Oh, and he saw his dead little pussy.
01:10:58He had himself a heart attack.
01:11:01Fell out.
01:11:03Right there.
01:11:07I saw an end.
01:11:11And I took it.
01:11:12You two would make really good investigators in real life.
01:11:18Just saying.
01:11:19Shut up!
01:11:22It's time to pick up where I have gone.
01:11:35Get your asses outside!
01:11:37Now!
01:11:39What's the move?
01:11:42No kids!
01:11:44Get outside.
01:11:45Get outside!
01:11:46Turn around!
01:11:48Keep it moving.
01:11:50Don't look at me.
01:11:50Follow him.
01:11:52Hands on the shoulder.
01:11:53Get in line.
01:11:58Turn away.
01:11:59Okay, okay, okay.
01:12:00Get over here.
01:12:06What's the matter?
01:12:07Get your asses downstairs.
01:12:20Are you...
01:12:20I said now!
01:12:23Get!
01:12:26Are you sure...
01:12:32Now!
01:12:32Ok, gotcha
01:12:33Maybe we should settle this over a game of Flashlight Tag
01:12:54Oh, yeah
01:12:55I used to love that game
01:12:57Didn't you, Pete?
01:12:59This isn't really the time to reminisce
01:13:03Pete, wouldn't you like to play a game of Flashlight Tag with him?
01:13:10With your flashlight?
01:13:14Right now?
01:13:16Yes
01:13:17I would love to play Flashlight Tag
01:13:23As long as I'm not it!
01:13:26Damn energy drinks
01:13:29Move
01:13:49Move
01:13:51Wasn't there a time limit to you being in this world?
01:14:04You botched the ritual earlier
01:14:07There are no time restraints anymore
01:14:10Where are you taking us, Jimmy?
01:14:14To where I bury the bodies
01:14:23You want us to see for ourselves, don't you?
01:14:25You're wracked with guilt and if you take us to the spot
01:14:28You'll feel some sense of closure, right?
01:14:31There is no motive
01:14:34Other than I intend to cut your eyes out
01:14:38And slice out your tongue
01:14:40Can't you just shoot us like you did Pete?
01:14:46Don't worry
01:14:47I'll be entering him
01:14:49Soon enough
01:14:50For the record, that means
01:14:54Turn
01:14:55Around
01:15:02On your knees
01:15:09Got an idea?
01:15:11Let's start with your mouth
01:15:13First
01:15:14That's so pretty
01:15:18Um
01:15:19Are you thanking the knife or the gun?
01:15:21Because
01:15:22I have a severe phobia to both of those
01:15:24I can't let evil win
01:15:25I can't let evil win
01:15:26I have to believe
01:15:27I have to believe
01:15:28I do believe
01:15:29I really don't like anything in my mouth
01:15:31I command all you restless spirits
01:15:33To come to the aid of me and my friend
01:15:36Come to us now
01:15:37And protect us against this demon infested fiend
01:15:43What are you doing?
01:15:44It's working Cheryl
01:15:45It's working
01:15:46You're talking to the dead
01:15:47Keep going
01:15:48That's enough out of you
01:15:49Come to us now
01:15:50Come and take away the evil
01:15:51That has taken your souls
01:15:53And wants to take more
01:15:59Come now
01:16:00It is time for your redemption
01:16:02It is time for you
01:16:04To take your revenge
01:16:29Holy shit
01:16:30Holy shit Cheryl
01:16:32You did it
01:16:35You did it
01:16:40Oh my god
01:16:44That's the power of positive energy
01:16:47Let's figure out how to get the hell out of here
01:16:52Oh, it's time for
01:16:53Maybe there's keys now
01:16:54You guys are going to leave me?
01:16:55Huh?
01:16:56Our bad
01:16:57Oh
01:16:58Shotgun
01:16:59My camera
01:17:00Hey!
01:17:01I gotta get my camera
01:17:02Hey, don't leave me
01:17:03I'm fucking serious
01:17:04Don't fucking leave me here
01:17:05Don't fucking leave me here
01:17:07Go, go, go
01:17:09So what happened?
01:17:10Oh, Cheryl's great
01:17:11She's great
01:17:12She used her psychic powers and she summoned the supernatural
01:17:13What?
01:17:14What?
01:17:15Let's just say we had a little help from the other side
01:17:16Lorraine was there for us
01:17:17What?
01:17:18Really?
01:17:19Oh, wow
01:17:20How does she look?
01:17:21Inappropriate Pete
01:17:23What?
01:17:24I'm sorry, okay?
01:17:25Oh, what?
01:17:26I'm sorry
01:17:27Okay
01:17:29I'm sorry
01:17:30I'm sorry
01:17:31I'm sorry
01:17:32I'm sorry
01:17:34Okay
01:17:36I'm sorry, okay?
01:17:37I need help from the other side. Lorraine was there for us.
01:17:40What, really? Oh, wow. How does she look?
01:17:46Inappropriate, Pete.
01:17:47What? I'm sorry, okay? I liked her.
01:17:53There I said it.
01:17:54I know.
01:17:58Uh, weren't the house lights on a second ago?
01:18:07You always have to notice everything, Pete.
01:18:10Yeah, can you just stop recording for like a minute just so we can, you know, maybe get out of here?
01:18:16Yeah.
01:18:16Uh, not yet. Look.
01:18:22Oh, what the hell?
01:18:32What the hell?
01:18:33Hell yes. Hell yes.
01:18:37Yeah.
01:18:38Oh, you got that zombie cat.
01:18:43Actually, no.
01:18:44That was just a regular cat.
01:18:47You guys didn't notice the different color?
01:18:51That it was a little bit bigger?
01:18:53That it wasn't all bloody and half mangled?
01:18:55Mm-hmm.
01:19:03I got service.
01:19:10Yes!
01:19:119-1-1 right now.
01:19:13Tell them we're coming in hot.
01:19:14Gunshot.
01:19:15Mail.
01:19:19I got our next show for the network right here.
01:19:23Oh, yeah.
01:19:26Beat me with a broomstick.
01:19:28We are going to be famous.
01:19:29We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:30We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:31We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:32We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:33We are going to be famous for the network right now.
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01:19:35We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:36We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:37We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:38We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:39We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:40We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:41We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:42We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:43We are going to be famous for the network right now.
01:19:44Grazie a tutti.
01:20:14Grazie a tutti.
01:20:44Grazie a tutti.
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