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00:00Ms. Pearson, it's a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:21Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:33Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:42Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:11I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:24Jet Abrams will meet his match.
01:28Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:33Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans matching the unmatchable.
01:42More like delusional CEO Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:54All while trying to run your own company.
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:01I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:11I mean, if Jet Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey.
02:21I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:24Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin,
02:29but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:43You little bitch.
02:45Mr. Abrams?
03:00Good morning.
03:01I have your coffee.
03:04Must be my new assistant.
03:07Uh...
03:07Uh...
03:08Uh...
03:09Uh...
03:10Yeah.
03:12Uh...
03:12Arya Riley, pleasure to...
03:17Me too.
03:22You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance,
03:25I expected something a little more, uh...
03:29impressive.
03:31I suppose I'd get extra points for tonight's packaging, huh?
03:33Mr. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:38Someone I could count on.
03:40Someone who's not gonna bail when I demand perfection.
03:45Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:48So, you my someone?
03:53Yes, I am.
03:55Good.
03:56Now clean this shit up.
03:58Don't change.
03:58And, uh,
03:59a lot of those reports on my desk.
04:01Oh!
04:01This is strike one.
04:04Understand?
04:05Good.
04:21Fucking prick.
04:23Ah!
04:25Okay.
04:27It's just a few weeks.
04:30Gather intel.
04:32Make a match.
04:34Free press and GQ.
04:36Everybody wins.
04:38I could do this.
04:40I could do this.
04:42Oh my god!
04:45What the hell are you doing in here?
04:47I don't want everyone to see me.
04:48I don't want everyone to see me.
04:48You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:05Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:07I don't want everyone to see me.
05:07I don't know.
05:16I don't want everyone to see me.
05:22Okay.
05:22Strike two, Mr. Riley.
05:33You must have a new record.
05:35Fired by lunch.
05:44So much for another preface.
05:49Surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:51So, you flirt with all your assistants?
05:59Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry, I didn't...
06:01Stop.
06:05Every submission that Diya has sent to me,
06:09a sketchy list.
06:12Not you, though.
06:17Clear your schedule.
06:18You're working on a party tonight.
06:19Lots of important potential clients, so...
06:24Do your homework.
06:25And...
06:27No more stains.
06:28Alright?
06:30I'll see you later.
06:31So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:43Someone who will not put up with this bullshit.
06:45I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:49You should have heard him.
06:50He's like, someone who's not going to bail.
06:54Someone he can rely on.
06:56Unlike you.
06:59Excuse me?
07:01You don't think he's going to be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:05That you betrayed him?
07:07Well, I...
07:09By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:15All's fair in business.
07:17That's not how that saying goes.
07:25This.
07:26And...
07:31This.
07:32Glenn.
07:33I'm trying to get into his business.
07:35Not his pants.
07:37Aria?
07:37He said to himself.
07:39He's not impressed.
07:42Yet.
07:42He's not impressed.
08:12You're late.
08:20Fashionably.
08:22Come on.
08:23Let's make some rounds.
08:24Okay.
08:25Oh, first.
08:27Remind me.
08:28Who is he?
08:32Some old white guy with a bad tux?
08:38You're not very good at this, are you?
08:40I thought I told you to do your homework.
08:41Oh.
08:42Don't blame me for your bad memory.
08:45It's not leadership.
08:48Fair enough.
08:50Hmm.
08:51Oh, fuck.
08:53What?
08:54Jet.
08:56Are you avoiding your fiancé?
08:59I believe you're my ex-fiancé.
09:01For now.
09:02For now.
09:03Not the first time we've called it off.
09:05Oh, but it is the last.
09:07Think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party?
09:10With my best man?
09:11That was a momentary lapse in judgment.
09:17That's all.
09:18Lena Taft.
09:22This one would be Abrams.
09:26And you are cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl?
09:31Aria Riley.
09:35Mr. Abrams' assistant.
09:37Speaking of, Keir Hamlin is at the bar.
09:41You should go talk to him before his third dirty martini.
09:43Hmm.
09:44Yeah.
09:45If you'll excuse him.
09:47Hmm.
09:48How's that for a reminder?
09:51Hmm.
09:52Give it up, honey.
09:54He'll never be interested in the likes of you.
09:56You're the help, for God's sake.
10:00He'll never fit in his world.
10:08Great!
10:10What the hell are you doing here?
10:12Uh, Abrams donates to the Philharmonic, so we're playing as a favor.
10:16You?
10:17Are you here with Diane or looking for clients?
10:21Sort of.
10:23Jesus, Ari.
10:24Talk about the silent treatment.
10:26I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks.
10:29Why haven't you answered my calls?
10:32Maybe because you literally stole from me.
10:35You wrote yourself a check for my checkbook.
10:37I told you I would pay you back.
10:39It was 10K.
10:40It's not exactly an IOU situation.
10:43Always playing the victim.
10:46We're gonna get you a therapist for that.
10:48Hmm.
10:48After we get you therapy for your gambling addiction?
10:51How about that?
10:52That is all behind me now.
10:54Hey, come on.
10:56Come on, baby.
10:58I've missed you.
11:00I know you've missed me.
11:03Gray, it's over.
11:05I told you.
11:08I don't want to give up on us.
11:09Is this man bothering you, Ariya?
11:14Ugh.
11:17Is he one of your clients?
11:18No.
11:19I'm actually a her...
11:20Boyfriend.
11:23Jet, sweetheart.
11:24This is my ex.
11:26Gray.
11:28Right.
11:29I suppose I should thank you.
11:30For fucking up.
11:35If it wasn't for that,
11:37you've never found the moment of my dreams.
11:40Hmm.
11:42I don't believe it.
11:45This guy is in your time.
11:48Since when do you go for Susan?
11:49You always said you don't shit where you eat.
11:53I...
11:54I...
11:55I...
11:55Okay.
12:16You hated PDA.
12:19Nah.
12:20Maybe with you, buddy.
12:22Good luck with this one.
12:23Work always comes first with Ariya.
12:29You'll see.
12:34Fuck.
12:35I am so sorry.
12:37I...
12:38That will never happen again.
12:39No, no.
12:40You're good.
12:41You helped me with my ex.
12:44I guess we're even now.
12:45Mm-hmm.
12:48How about a drink?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Yeah.
12:50Let's go.
12:53I've tried many times, but it's just not.
13:08Want to go sit down?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Let's go.
13:10Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:18Probably did you a favor, though.
13:20Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:22I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:24Excuse me?
13:25What the hell is your problem, Lena?
13:29Go.
13:31Go.
13:32Come on.
13:33Go, sit down.
13:45Can I sit?
13:54Jess is ripped.
13:55Oh, it's so cold.
14:14It's just cold.
14:15I don't know.
14:45I could probably get you home.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Here, you take my card.
14:52Okay?
14:57I'm going to need you at the office early in the morning.
14:59You got to set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:02I'm going to need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:06Can you handle that?
15:08That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:12Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:15I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:21Okay.
15:23Get home safe.
15:24Thanks.
15:25Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:54In the cup this time.
15:57Hey, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:05That can't happen again.
16:08I mean, I can't.
16:09I crossed the line when I kissed you, and I'm your boss.
16:15No, no.
16:16I know it didn't mean anything.
16:18Oh.
16:20It's my fault.
16:22When I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:26Right.
16:26Yeah.
16:27I crossed the line when I put you in that position, so.
16:32Okay.
16:33I'm sorry.
16:36I think moving forward, we should just maintain some professional boundaries.
16:46I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
16:53I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:07Absolutely not.
17:09Cheer hand, man.
17:11Ready to finalize this deal?
17:12Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:15Absolutely.
17:15Come on in.
17:16Have a seat.
17:16You look familiar to me.
17:24Do I know you from somewhere?
17:26Uh, I don't think so.
17:28Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:31No, that's not it.
17:34Ah, I just got it.
17:36You look exactly like this CEO.
17:41Oh.
17:43A knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:46What did her company do?
17:49It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:54Uh, diet?
17:55Right.
17:57That is where Arya came from.
18:00What a funny coincidence.
18:03I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:07Uncanny.
18:07Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:14Absolutely.
18:15Okay.
18:16Coffee, Mr. Hanley?
18:17Mmm.
18:18Sweet and milky.
18:22Darling.
18:23I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Giving him one last chance.
18:37Oh, you sly dog.
18:41I guess you're just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:43What do you say?
18:45We share the wealth?
18:47We could make her one of the deal points.
18:50She's mine.
18:52My assistant.
18:54Leave her alone.
18:56Hmm.
19:01Thank you, sweetheart.
19:03Hmm.
19:03The fuck was that?
19:09Get out.
19:11Excuse me?
19:12You heard me.
19:13I fucking warned you.
19:15Now get out.
19:17You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:21For her?
19:23Good assistant's worth her weight in gold.
19:25We're through here.
19:26You really didn't have to do that.
19:40I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:44Yeah, I know.
19:46I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
19:48Should have had to deal with guys like that, though.
19:51Especially with me around.
19:53Hmm.
19:55So.
19:56I'm a good assistant, huh?
19:58Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:01So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:04A bit?
20:05And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:08Mm-hmm.
20:09But I've learned from experience.
20:14People are generally disappointing.
20:18They leave when they're going, it's tough.
20:21Just weeding those people out early.
20:24Don't want to waste my time.
20:25But you, miss, I'm most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:35I guess I'm in my match.
20:37Mm-hmm.
20:38Um, well, do you need anything else from me?
20:48Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:50No.
20:50No.
20:50No.
20:54No.
20:57Okay.
20:59Okay.
20:59Okay.
21:04Um.
21:08Get back to work.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Fuck me.
21:22Fuck me.
21:29Fuck me.
21:30That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:35Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
21:39Oh.
21:39Like fucking your fiancée's best friend.
21:43I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:45Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:47He didn't tell you.
21:53Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
21:57Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:01I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:28But it's no hour or anything.
22:32We've been broken up for months.
22:35Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
22:39Until you break it, remember?
22:43Baby.
22:45Baby.
22:47What has got you so stressed, huh?
22:55Maybe I can help you relax.
22:58Excuse me.
23:06Uh, no, no, no.
23:07Stay.
23:10If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:13Just like everyone else.
23:14I'm busy here, Lena.
23:16Of course.
23:19Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:20Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:22Excuse me.
23:22I have to work, Lena.
23:24This is work.
23:26I want to open an office in New York, and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:33Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
23:37I want to celebrate our merger.
23:38Merger, huh?
23:58Jealous?
24:01No.
24:02I'm not.
24:04No.
24:05Don't worry about Lena.
24:07Forget her.
24:09I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:12Mm-hmm.
24:22The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:25Mm-hmm.
24:26I need you to go let them in.
24:26You could go over there after I leave.
24:30Maybe stay the night.
24:32If you want.
24:34And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:37Sleeping in your bed?
24:39I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:42But if you wanted to.
24:43No.
24:44I don't.
24:45I wasn't.
24:46Um.
24:49Yeah, that would be fine.
24:51Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
24:53So, let's hear it.
25:10What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:14Uh, you know, he's, um, he's not that bad.
25:25Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:30Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
25:36And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
25:39Of course not.
25:45You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:47Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:51I know.
25:52I've done my research.
25:55Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:00I would give anything for this company.
26:02Well then, if I were you, I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:27Okay, damn.
26:29Major CEO, girls.
26:32Hey, boss.
26:36I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:38Should I bring them by Tall, Dark, and Scary's office?
26:43Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:46Beverly Hills.
26:47I'll send you the address.
26:48Oh, my God.
26:59It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:02Oh, is there a pleasure room?
27:06Don't touch anything.
27:09This man is a total control freak.
27:12Anything is out of place.
27:14He'll...
27:14Glenn!
27:16It's for you.
27:20And me.
27:23You deserve a break.
27:25And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:27Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32Holy shit.
27:36Wow.
27:37You're popular.
27:39It's gray.
27:40He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jeb was my boyfriend.
27:45You what?
27:46It was nothing.
27:46I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:51So, Jeb played along.
27:54He actually really saved my ass.
27:58And he kissed me.
28:01What?
28:02Yeah.
28:03Okay.
28:05Well, sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:09How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:12I brought bathing suits.
28:14How did you know that he...
28:15Duh.
28:16All billionaires have pools.
28:18Now, come on.
28:19It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:26And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:30It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:34And then...
28:36I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:40Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
28:43Lena.
28:43I told you.
28:46This is strictly a business trip.
28:49About that.
28:57There is no office, is there?
28:59I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:04Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:09Baby.
29:12You know this isn't over between us.
29:14I can't do this with you.
29:19I...
29:19I'm going home.
29:32But, like, was there tongue?
29:38Shut up.
29:38Bitch, I knew it.
29:42I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:44Okay.
29:45First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:48Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:50Okay, fine.
29:55Fine.
29:57He's a total package.
29:58I mean, he's hot.
30:00He's rich.
30:02He's smart.
30:03Sounds like someone else I know.
30:06Maybe slightly less rich.
30:08Okay, but still.
30:09You two are like a match made in heaven.
30:11Yeah, right.
30:13I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:16And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:21He's in New York right now.
30:22With his ex-fiancé.
30:24I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:26Arya?
30:30Janet!
30:30Uh.
30:33Uh, what are you...
30:34Um.
30:35Who is this?
30:38Oh, oh, Jew.
30:39Look at the time.
30:40I have to go feed my fish.
30:43Fish?
30:44My fish and my cat.
30:46Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:52I'm sorry.
30:53I didn't...
30:54Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
30:57I'm not gonna ask you again.
30:59Who is that?
31:03Wait.
31:05Are you...
31:07Jealous?
31:09Of Glenn?
31:14But this is funny to you?
31:15Oh.
31:17No.
31:18No, I, um...
31:19He's my...
31:20Friend.
31:23Mm-hmm.
31:24And trust me, he's...
31:25Way more interesting...
31:28...interested in you than he is me.
31:31Do you like this?
31:41Like, toying with me?
31:43Making me crazy?
31:47When I wrap my house...
31:49...in this little bikini?
31:51What do you care?
31:59Where's Lena?
32:01You think I give a shit about Lena?
32:03You think that I don't care?
32:07You don't think I'm going crazy...
32:09...seeing you every single day?
32:10...maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:18Ever since we kissed...
32:22...I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:23These lips?
32:29You're my boss.
32:31You're my assistant.
32:33So assist me, Arya.
32:36Put me out of my misery.
32:37Oh, you're so hot.
33:07I'm sorry.
33:10I mean, you're burning up.
33:13Oh.
33:14Let's get you inside.
33:15Okay.
33:16Okay.
33:32Now, I've been dreaming of this.
33:37Yeah?
33:38Yeah?
33:39Yeah.
33:44Okay.
33:44Okay.
33:48I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
33:59I need to tell you something.
34:08No.
34:08Tell me later.
34:09I'm sorry.
34:09I need to leave.
34:19Okay.
34:19Let's kill you.
34:20Sit.
34:20I need to.
34:26reserves of sleep.
34:27I need to.
34:31I can't break out anyone.
34:32Hungry?
34:50Wow.
34:52This place looks like a five-star hotel.
34:54I didn't know I had all the amenities, too.
34:56Mm-hmm.
34:57Mm.
34:58This looks delicious.
35:00Yeah, I'd say so.
35:02This looks good on you.
35:07Yeah?
35:08Yeah.
35:08But I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:21Kitchen contractors.
35:23I'll take care of it, boss.
35:24I do, though.
35:32Gray.
35:34Gray, what the fuck were you doing here?
35:37Did you follow me?
35:38You still weren't answering me.
35:40I needed to talk to you.
35:42You weren't at Dyad.
35:43You weren't at your apartment.
35:45So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
35:47Or should I say your boss's?
35:49Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
35:56Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
35:59Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:02Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:07What do you want?
36:12Now you're asking the right questions.
36:15Ten thousand dollars.
36:18What?
36:19You heard me.
36:20Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:24Huh?
36:25Blackmail, Gray.
36:27Really?
36:27That's fucking desperate.
36:29Even for you.
36:30What, are you gambling again?
36:31I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:34You have 24 hours.
36:44Fuck.
36:52Everything good?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Just contractor stuff.
36:57Hmm.
36:58Big promises and bigger delays.
37:00Yeah?
37:02Hmm.
37:02I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:06Wait, wait, wait.
37:08I'm sure that the boss doesn't understand.
37:10Wait.
37:10No!
37:13No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:15What?
37:18We can't do this.
37:20Aria, we already have.
37:23I don't date my client.
37:27My boss is.
37:29Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:35Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
37:43Tell me I'm not the only one.
37:52You're not.
37:53So, what, are you going to fire me now?
38:01What?
38:02No.
38:03The best assistant I ever had.
38:06I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:07But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:14You know?
38:15Professional in the office.
38:17Unprofessional out.
38:18Uh, please.
38:22I really don't want to lose you.
38:27What do you say?
38:36Okay.
38:37Hmm.
38:37Hmm.
38:39Hmm.
38:40Hmm.
38:41Hmm.
38:41Hmm.
38:42Hmm.
38:43Hmm.
38:44Hmm.
38:45Hmm.
38:46Hmm.
38:47All right.
38:55I have your money.
38:56Just tell me where to send it.
38:58Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
39:01While you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
39:05A better deal?
39:07What the fu-
39:08You told me I had 24 hours.
39:10Oh.
39:11You'll see soon enough.
39:13Amazing.
39:19Chad.
39:19All right.
39:19Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:29well private plus the press you know well it'll be fun plus can't go anywhere without my assistant
39:38can i uh jet i start to eat where's that local dress remember the biggest
39:59ah you just never do what you're told do you i love the red though
40:08hey make some mirrors
40:15jet i i need to tell you something oh what could that be lena what are you doing here
40:24you didn't think that i'd miss your big night did you no get me a chardonnay will you okay
40:32chardonnay oh um gray and i have a little surprise planned for you tonight
40:46ladies and gentlemen a brief moment please this evening
40:51as well as this plaque are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors
41:00jet abrams
41:04but of course no ceo would be anywhere without their loyal assistant
41:10a round of applause from miss aria riley if you will
41:13then again aria is not just an assistant great
41:22and her name's not just aria riley please don't do this
41:25what's going on she's also aria riley pearson the ceo of dyad
41:32well looks like they're talking that through now you've been lying to me this entire time
41:44jet i was doing this for you okay if you just let me explain
41:49i just wanted to find you the perfect assistant okay that's it i thought if i went undercover that i
41:55could get you exactly what you need and then and then you were gonna leave me
42:01i trusted you are you no oh i never wanted to hurt you oh she's lying
42:12ever since i found out who you really are i've been asking around
42:16see i have friends at gq too and a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you
42:22could find an assistant for what did she call him what did you call him what was it oh i remember
42:30the biggest asshole in america
42:35she was never here for you she was here for herself for her company it was all just a little pr
42:46stunt
42:54jet please don't
43:01you're fired
43:16so in light of recent events jet abrams reached out to the magazine to share his side of the story
43:35dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage and their best practices are lies and deception
43:42and their ceo and founder aria pearson is a major liability now would you care to respond before we
43:51go to print
43:54i uh
43:57i she has no comment thank you helen but that's all the time miss pearson has today no wait
44:04aria public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle not you you could hurt the company if yes
44:17i lied to mr abrams
44:22stepping in was not about going beyond for the client
44:26it was about promoting dyad it was selfish and wrong
44:37any relationship professional or personal is based off honesty and trust
44:44and i betrayed you mr abrams
44:56i take full responsibility for my actions
45:05can i quote you on that
45:14sabotage jet what the is your problem i'd say you talk to helen look i know you're upset with me
45:33but to slander my name in the press i'm just being honest and like you
45:37it's even real was fucking me just part of the plan god what the is wrong with you i did what i
45:44thought i had to do okay yeah you had to lie to me you had to manipulate me you cheated to get ahead
45:49and you know seriously you inherited your company from your dad who inherited it from his dad you have
45:56no idea what it's like to build something from scratch to put your whole soul into something dyad is
46:03everything to me
46:07was everything to me look i know you're upset with me for lying but you have no fucking right to
46:14destroy everything i worked so hard for you know what lena was right we're from completely different
46:26worlds this never would have worked
46:33aria dyad doesn't need you to step down as ceo that's just giving up
46:46i'm not giving up i'm letting go
46:52dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy
46:54i still believe in everything we did
47:03i just don't know if i believe in myself anymore
47:07i'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses
47:20so then the more i thought about it the more i realized we actually do need a new york office
47:39i'm thinking soho maybe hudson yards anything but midtown ew
47:50jet
47:53you need to move on
47:55forget her after what you said to gq that bitch is finished do not call her that
48:00i just
48:06i keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me
48:10she said i've never built anything from scratch
48:17she's right
48:19okay but does that justify her lying to you for weeks
48:23when you are as privileged as we are you cannot let your guard down
48:32you have to stick with the people you know
48:36and i know you
48:41and you know me
48:42you're right
48:51i do
48:54i know you lied to me
48:56i know you betrayed me
48:58and i know that when you found out about aria you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to be
49:04i didn't
49:07i was trying to protect you
49:09because i love you jet
49:10you don't love me
49:14and i don't love you
49:18i don't think i ever did
49:21ever since being with aria
49:25ways to make me feel
49:33you need to leave
49:40are you kidding me
49:42you're gonna choose her
49:44over me
49:48go lena
50:01i don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment
50:19because
50:21there are no documents
50:23i lied
50:24i needed to get you back in the office
50:30we've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments
50:34up to nine figures
50:37what
50:38how
50:39jet recanted his statement
50:42and saying your praises he said that diet had an unimpeachable business model and is the best investment of the year
50:49he said his judgment was clouded because of his
50:53feelings for you
50:57oh
51:00and you had to tell me this at the office why
51:02he's here
51:06waiting for you
51:24oh sorry i just
51:27wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after cdo in the city
51:32so
51:49i need an assistant
51:50i
51:54all right
51:55i
51:55i
51:55uh
51:57me first
51:58okay
52:01i thought about what you said
52:03and
52:05i should not have lied
52:07and
52:08for everything that i lied about
52:10i was always honest about us
52:14i mean i had
52:15i
52:19i have
52:22very real feelings
52:25i never thought anything could be more important to me than work
52:30and then i met you
52:33and i know
52:35what you did with gq and if you were just trying to
52:39undo the damage
52:41i get it but
52:43i was hoping that
52:46maybe
52:46all right
52:49why do you think i'm here
52:52everything i said was true
52:53and i was such
52:55an idiot
52:56and i'm sorry that i got so angry
52:58no
52:59i'm sorry
53:00i shouldn't have lied
53:03i just
53:06the thought of losing you
53:09i got
53:12i got scared
53:16i'm not going anywhere
53:17i'm not you're not
53:21i trust you
53:36in the office
53:39so unprofessional
53:41good thing we don't work together anymore
53:43you fired me remember
53:47you're such a control freak
53:52i guess that makes us the perfect match
54:00oh
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