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00:00Uh, thank you for waiting so patiently.
00:02Who do we have next?
00:08That'd be me.
00:15Hello, hello.
00:16It's so good to see you again.
00:18I escorted you and your clients onto my base.
00:22I treated you with hospitality and respect,
00:25and now I come to find every word out of your mouth is a damn lie.
00:28Captain, please, sit down, take a load off.
00:31Hey, I'll get you a complimentary coffee or a soft drink.
00:34And your so-called war hero fudge Talbot.
00:37No such person never was.
00:39Granted, some artistic license may have been taken.
00:42You entered government property under false pretenses, sir.
00:45I am no expert on your procedures and your protocols and whatnot,
00:48so if we fail to cross a T or Dot and I,
00:51I sincerely apologize for any misunderstanding.
00:53No, it's not a misunderstanding!
00:55Big picture this, okay? What damage was done?
00:57Hey, who was hurt, huh?
00:59What was damage?
01:00The base is still there, right?
01:01The B-52 is, I presume, still...
01:03B-29.
01:04Huh?
01:05B-29. Fifi's a B-29.
01:07I don't...
01:10Oh, this is all just one big joke to you.
01:12Huh?
01:13You don't like the commercial.
01:15No, no, I don't.
01:16But this has nothing to do with the...
01:17Well, and constructive criticism is always welcome.
01:19But you should realize that most people find it uplifting.
01:22Patriotic, even.
01:23You check your recruiting numbers.
01:25I think you're gonna see an uptick.
01:26And you know what?
01:27If it turns out that Fudge wasn't actually in the war...
01:29Fudge is not a person.
01:30He wasn't in the war.
01:32Well, neither was Tom Cruise.
01:34And look what Top Gun did for you.
01:36You lied to me.
01:38You lied to my face.
01:39And I can't let you get away with it.
01:41I-I think we just...
01:42We're just gonna have to agree to disagree.
01:44So, uh, can I get you that coffee to go, or...
01:47No, no.
01:48I-I'm gonna tell you what's happening now.
01:50You're gonna take that ad off the air.
01:52And if you play that ad one more time,
01:54I'm gonna go to the judge advocate.
01:55And we will take you down.
01:57Trespassing, false representation, stolen valor,
01:59the whole nine yards.
02:00Seriously, for eight seconds of a TV commercial...
02:02You take that ad down, or they'll be held to pay.
02:05That clear enough for you?
02:07Make me.
02:12Yeah?
02:13Yeah.
02:14Make you?
02:15Yeah, let's do this.
02:16You bring your commander down here,
02:17and I'll explain to him how you led us on the base.
02:19Red carpet treatment.
02:20Because you lied your way in.
02:22Not how I remember it.
02:23And I've got witnesses to back me up.
02:25Do you like being an Air Force captain, huh?
02:27You think the United States wants to bring action
02:29against an old man in a wheelchair?
02:31He was standing on TV.
02:33He wasn't even in a wheelchair.
02:34Yeah, well, periodically he is.
02:36And when he shows up in court,
02:37you better believe he'll be in a wheelchair.
02:39Right, because you're an ambulance-chasing piece of shit,
02:41because you're all the same.
02:42You're the same as always.
02:43Always on a high horse.
02:44Always trying to make me feel like I'm...
02:53Look, um, I'm a lawyer,
02:56and this is what I do all day, every day,
02:58so how about this?
03:00I won't fly jet planes.
03:02You, uh, stay out of court.
03:04Does that sound good?
03:05Guys like you,
03:11you think you're so damn smart,
03:15and you think you don't have to play straight with anybody.
03:18The wheel is gonna turn.
03:21The wheel is gonna turn.
03:22It always does.
03:23The wheel is gonna turn.
03:24It always does.
03:26The wheel is gonna turn.
03:28It is gonna turn.
03:29It always goes.
03:30The wheel is gonna turn.
03:32The wheel is gonna turn.
03:33It's gonna turn.
03:34I have my way to turn.
03:35It's gonna turn.
03:36It's gonna turn.
03:37There's a posse.
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