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00:00the boy that I would like to couple up with is make Tamara and Mateo made a steal the girl
00:16I would like to couple up with is lazy lazy you look pretty sharp weather yeah
00:24and after a recoupling the boy I would like to come up with is Rossi baby Connor Jocelyn
00:33Jana made a heartbreaking decision the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is
00:39Kai and Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye bye yee-haw
00:47I can't tell if he likes me or not does Ross give a toss he physically seemed distant to me I
01:02thought we've just been a bit and the islanders sample some forbidden fruit it was sexy it was
01:11fun we're normally so vanilla but not everyone makes me look like a mug to compare that guy in
01:18likes the taste if you're gonna kiss your ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
01:25kiss your ex kiss your ex I'm done what do you mean you're gonna suck his face like what do you want
01:30me to do just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off but how is that fair Kai just off just go
01:36what a joke hey
01:39a night of high drama and recoupling saw Jana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai it was a
02:02simple choice her ex who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front
02:07of her or Cooper with whom she had no beef unfortunately for Cooper Jan is an absolute carnivore
02:15her ex-boyfriend I feel yeah I feel yeah I'm good yeah okay feeling
02:43don't think I like you
02:50I know
02:53sit
02:54um yeah I'm
02:58speechless eh
02:59oh that's a bit wet
03:04before anything I just want to let you know I didn't pick you
03:07to be with you I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here
03:12yeah I'm very grateful that you chose me yeah but that wouldn't have been easy
03:17for you yeah and I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot
03:22and you like her a lot and I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection
03:28in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable um trying to get a connection with him
03:34so yeah
03:35I wanted to give you the chance with her even though it fucking kills me to watch
03:46but
03:46I appreciate that I actually really do that's actually really nice
03:53um yeah I'm actually stunned I don't even have a lot to say thank you
03:59um
04:00I don't even know how I met you actually no if I'm honest with you
04:05yeah I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly I'm not gonna lie
04:09but um yeah at the end of the day I'd rather hurt one person than two so
04:18that's very mature
04:21I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed
04:29because yeah he owes me a solid after that
04:33fabulous
04:35I'm so good at this
04:36actually how many pillows am I getting there's gonna be no chair left
04:39there you go
04:39take a seat
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara you know it's kind of
04:44what I wanted a model tall skinny beautiful coming in picking me
04:50it's great you know
04:52did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick
04:55no
04:56I could not
04:58well yeah
04:59I thought he was gonna pick you on it
05:00I did too
05:01yeah that surprised me
05:03and then I knew she was gonna pick hard to be honest
05:06although yeah I did too
05:08I did too
05:09okay anyway
05:11give me a cuddle
05:12you're still a
05:32I swear to god fucking still I still hate your fucking guts
05:35oh my goodness me
05:38I think
05:39I'm just walking with his hand
05:41yeah he's still a gentleman
05:43still a gentleman but they literally hated each other
05:46yeah but that's a nice story isn't it
05:48that's like real love coming back
05:50do you think
05:51do you think that they could possibly
05:53like yeah
05:54I don't know if I meant to say that but I think it
05:58I know
05:59hey guys
06:00come hang out
06:01I don't really want to hang out with that
06:03if I'm honest with y'all
06:07I don't think
06:18I'll go have a chat
06:20after you do it on
06:22of course
06:22yeah
06:23yeah this whole situation
06:29has been really messy
06:31and I can understand that would have been really hard
06:34and weird thing for Jana
06:36yeah of course
06:37weird thing for him
06:38weird thing for me
06:40like
06:40it's the whole thing is just
06:42the biggest headache
06:44and a mess
06:45like
06:46that
06:47ex situation
06:48oh my god
06:49Mateo
06:50picking me
06:51I was not expecting that
06:53like
06:53babes
06:54the titties
06:56were in fact
06:56very blindsided
06:57especially my right one
06:59cause this one's like
07:00more like
07:01stronger
07:02like very more powerful
07:03she was blindsided babe
07:05your face
07:09but down there
07:09you'll fuck it
07:10babe I was not expecting that
07:12yeah
07:12yeah
07:13I didn't think you would be anyways
07:14but do you know what
07:14I feel like we did
07:16have a
07:17really cool chat
07:18mm
07:19you excited
07:19I'm curious
07:21yeah I'm
07:22honestly
07:23honestly honestly
07:24mixed emotions
07:26like
07:27yeah
07:27yeah mixed emotions
07:29um
07:30what do you mean
07:31like
07:33I
07:36I
07:36I don't know
07:40yeah
07:42cool
07:43yeah it's a weird
07:46weird situation
07:47like I feel like no guy
07:48wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having like
07:51that mixed emotions
07:52about that choice
07:53I know it was so like
07:54sudden and she hasn't
07:55had time to process it
07:56but it also gave me
07:57a sense of
07:58she doesn't really know
07:59100% what she wants
08:01so could you put it on me
08:03baby you've got one night
08:08so could you put it on me
08:10yeah
08:12and so you're sleeping
08:14on the day bed
08:15yeah I don't know
08:17I'm sleeping yet
08:17but yeah
08:18because I could go back to bed
08:19with old mate
08:19if you want
08:20no I don't know
08:21I don't want anything
08:21oh I don't want anything
08:23okay
08:24not at all
08:26hmm
08:26I genuinely did think
08:32that Kai was going to
08:33be going home tonight
08:34so I never want to take
08:35a kiss from Kai
08:37for granted again
08:38what
08:42um
08:44I'm happy
08:46I'm happy
08:49take your bloody hands
09:04out of your bloody pants
09:05shh
09:05stop making it sauce
09:07you just make it sauce
09:08yourself babe
09:09no I'm drawn
09:10down boy
09:12his peepee went yay yay
09:19and I was like
09:21nay nay
09:22sorry
09:23speaking of small erections
09:25did you know
09:26the villa team erected
09:27the teepee
09:28in just 30 minutes
09:29they're the best
09:30Irish queen Tamara
09:31now sits on this erection
09:33to chat to Mateo
09:34it's attention
09:35perverts
09:36hi
09:36how are you
09:37good how are you
09:38I just wanted to give you
09:39a minute
09:39to
09:40to breathe
09:42just yeah
09:42yeah
09:43nah
09:43I've kind of processed it
09:45and stuff
09:45I'm like
09:46happy now
09:47how do you feel
09:47I feel like
09:49Mick
09:50yeah of course
09:51who obviously I picked
09:52who's right there
09:54yeah
09:54he's very funny
09:59yeah he is
09:59he's got really good banter
10:01and I don't think
10:02everyone gets his humour
10:03what it do baby
10:04yeah
10:05but I think his humour
10:06is so funny
10:06like I think he's hysterical
10:08definitely
10:08so yeah I definitely
10:09was like
10:10out of everyone
10:11I was like
10:12I'll be the most comfortable
10:13yeah of course
10:14like with him
10:15or would you say
10:16your like
10:16ideal man is
10:18that you'd bring home
10:18to mum
10:19I feel like I just like
10:20someone who's funny
10:21and nice
10:22yeah okay
10:23who's got good family values too
10:24definitely
10:25looks wise
10:26tall dark and handsome
10:28tattered
10:29really
10:30like how tattered
10:32as tattered as possible
10:33yeah we definitely vibe
10:37like definitely vibe
10:38hey boys
10:39yeah
10:39Nancy boo
10:40hi
10:41how are you
10:41good
10:42you look happy chubby tonight
10:44do I
10:45yeah
10:45oh smiley
10:47I'm happy for you
10:48thanks babe
10:48she had a bit of a chat
10:50to Mateo down there though
10:51you alright
10:52no I feel good
10:52I think she has a vibe
10:54with um
10:55Mateo
10:56I find him mighty boring
10:57I don't really see Mateo
11:00as a threat
11:01if I'm honest
11:01like
11:02if anything
11:03he's a bit of a mini me
11:04but maybe not as cool
11:05so
11:05at the end of the day
11:06I'm in bed with her tonight
11:07and he's not
11:08what car do you drive
11:10an Audi
11:10really
11:11yeah
11:12yeah
11:12nice guess what I'll drive
11:13oh
11:14please
11:14okay
11:14no one ever guesses
11:16okay
11:17is it
11:18is it like a van
11:19it's a van
11:20oh my god
11:21nice look
11:21brand new fucking
11:22oh my god I win
11:23all the cars I've owned
11:24I've named right
11:26all the same
11:27nice
11:28my Audi's Anastasia
11:29my 50 shades
11:32yeah
11:32nice
11:33yeah
11:33nice
11:34come on
11:34it's an Audi
11:35and then the vans are
11:36because it's a French vanilla colour
11:38it's like a baguette
11:39because it looks like a baguette
11:41a baguette
11:42yeah
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette
11:44or baguette
11:45I say baguette
11:46oh my god
11:49oh my god
11:53oh my goodness
11:53I'm definitely surprised
11:55with how good my first chat
11:57is going with Mateo
11:57I definitely think I get
11:59butterfly vibes
12:00he makes me very like
12:02smiley
12:03and yeah
12:04I definitely feel like
12:05I kind of light up around him
12:06a little bit
12:06yeah I know
12:08sorry I'm just getting
12:09fucking lost in your eyes
12:11Jesus Christ
12:12it's crazy
12:23guys the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection
12:34they think we're making a cooking show
12:36no kissing for the next 10 minutes
12:38I said no kissing
12:40no kissing
12:41what am I
12:41a joke to you
12:42so you're a saint or a sinner
12:46I don't know babe
12:47what's a saint
12:48a good person
12:50babe I think a saint
12:51no you're wrong
12:52you're wrong
12:53babe a saint is a devil
12:55and a sinner is a good person
12:56purple
12:57devil
12:58purple
12:58pink
12:59angel
13:00devil
13:01yeah mate are you colour blind or something
13:03that's purple
13:04and that's purple
13:04that is pink
13:05and that is pink
13:06yeah well you're a loser
13:07devil
13:08and you look awesome
13:09yeah so
13:10so what's your plan tonight
13:11get a whole bed to yourself
13:13yeah I want a bed to myself
13:14on a starfish
13:15I should be bleach blonde
13:19it looks like
13:20like obviously brunette
13:22but like golden
13:22aww
13:23you're so sweet
13:24is that yeah
13:25is that good
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going
13:26how are you going
13:27good
13:28chocolate
13:28I just feel like
13:31look
13:33I just feel like we're really vibing
13:36yeah
13:36I'm loving it
13:38yeah
13:40I don't feel like this is forced at all
13:43I know I was not expecting this coming into the villa
13:45I know I think that's what's like taking me back the most
13:48is like
13:49I'm just so open
13:50so I knew like the possibility was there
13:52but for it to be like the first girl a couple of people
13:55it was just like
13:55no it wasn't
13:57what's the plan here
13:58like what's going on
13:59yeah
13:59but
14:00I'm loving it
14:02like I can't actually really put it into words to be honest
14:04it just feels good
14:06I'm just like
14:08I always find myself just like
14:10looking for you
14:11100%
14:12yeah
14:12everyone's noticing the girl's like
14:14oh look we know so he looks at you
14:15and so like
14:16yeah
14:17aww well that's our cute quota done for the day
14:22lady you're up
14:23now
14:24now
14:25I don't know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy
14:29in the bed
14:30yeah
14:31so if you are you're going to hate me for this
14:33why
14:33oh you're so cute
14:35why
14:36so Kai is going to sleep in the day bed
14:40really
14:41cause like him and Jana
14:43yeah of course of course
14:44of course
14:44it's pretty
14:44that's totally fine
14:46so I'm thinking I'm going to go
14:48to sleep in the day bed with him
14:49that's fine
14:50yeah
14:50but like
14:51I don't want you thinking
14:53oh my god
14:54I'm completely off here
14:54no no no
14:55not at all
14:55not at all
14:56it was just obviously like
14:57cause I do like your vibe
14:57and I do really really like our chats
15:00and I think you're really cool
15:02um
15:03Lacey telling me this
15:06I feel like it's kind of like
15:08turned me off a bit
15:09I'm not going to lie
15:09like I'm
15:10all about you know
15:12finding a true connection
15:13for everyone in here
15:14so if that's where her
15:15obviously head and feelings are at
15:17that's fine
15:18um
15:19but I won't be making an effort
15:21no
15:21I won't be
15:22I want to give you a cuddle
15:30you're an absolute legend
15:33you've got big balls babe
15:35I'll give you that
15:36I've been a little bit crazy
15:38I've been a little bit hurt
15:40now I'm looking for somebody
15:43to live again
15:44hi
15:46here come the cuddle buddies
15:48can you lie down please
15:51you want me to lie down
15:53I have to grab my pillow
15:54sorry babe
15:57oh sorry
15:58sorry babe
15:59oh no your hair is wet
16:00yeah I just had a swim
16:02oh my god
16:03night Lacey
16:04night babe
16:06have a good seat
16:06bye Kai
16:07night guys
16:08night guys
16:09love you all
16:10oh already kicking my pillow off
16:12nice
16:13yeah
16:13oh
16:14goodnight everyone
16:17goodnight
16:18love you
16:18see you inside Bella
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and
16:25flies and mozzies
16:26so princess over here is in fact non-princessing right now for a man which I thought I would
16:36never be having to do in my life ever
16:39little breast day boy
16:43little breast day boy
16:48but now I found you
16:52never gonna fall
16:56but now I found you
16:59but now I found you
17:09I know you think that it makes it better
17:18hey Pinky I speak Flamingo give us the juicy goss from last night what you see
17:26quiet Lacey can hear you
17:32oh Christ
17:34it's the right
17:36it's the right
17:36it's the right
17:37it's the right
17:38it's the right
17:39it's the right
17:40it's the right
17:41morning people
17:42morning
17:43love to die in the villa
17:44good morning
17:45good morning
17:46how'd you sleep
17:47I slept good
17:48I slept good
17:49yeah you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you
17:53hmm
17:54this is my eyebrows
17:59yeah they look crazy
18:00they look pushy
18:01no not pushy I think you just slept on them fear they're all going in different directions
18:09sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic
18:14I feel like it did make us closer
18:16say all the things you wanna say
18:19memories will melt away
18:23it's real
18:24it's the right
18:25what it do baby
18:26what it do baby
18:27I've had exactly the right time
18:30you better you know
18:33so what do you think um
18:35what do you think Matio's gonna do with your missus
18:37I don't know about
18:38honestly
18:39do you reckon he'll win her over
18:40nah
18:41no way mate
18:42look for me about
18:43handsome man he is
18:44I don't fall second mate
18:53nice
18:54bit sweaty
18:55that killed me eh
18:59I don't know why
19:01do you reckon
19:02yeah
19:07I think he's into mummy's
19:09yeah he definitely is into her
19:11they had a chat there
19:12yesterday
19:13yeah
19:14yeah
19:15Matty boy's come in
19:16big little Mateo
19:17uh
19:18Mick 2.0 I'd say
19:19Mick Junior
19:20you know
19:21he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here
19:23and um
19:24maybe even trying to get my girl
19:28but
19:31back yourself
19:32see how you go
19:33back myself
19:34if he wants to make his moves on her
19:36like I'm happy for him
19:37like go ahead brother
19:39game on
19:43oh he's in budgies
19:45oh my god baby's so zesty
19:48sorry
19:49he needs to pull them down a little bit
19:50yeah they're like too high
19:52they're very distracting over there
19:54they're so distracting
19:55stop looking at them
19:56girls
19:57okay sorry
19:58trying to get the girls attention
19:59but all they can do is stare at the men like
20:01oh my god wow he is so hot
20:02I mean respectfully
20:03fair enough
20:04I would too
20:06what about you and Rossi
20:07yeah how's this going
20:08I don't know
20:09yeah
20:12I can't tell if he likes me or not
20:14like it even in bedtime like as well
20:16it's just like alright goodnight
20:18roll over and go to sleep
20:19like we're not very intimate
20:20so I'm I actually dead ass
20:22I'm just like babe
20:23if you like me can't tell
20:24but if you don't then maybe just let me know
20:26so I can stop
20:27yeah
20:28I feel like you just need to have like an actual serious chat
20:29correct
20:30because you're like having all this fun like friendly banter
20:32but like
20:33we haven't had a serious chat
20:34what's he doing like
20:35and if someone walks in tomorrow
20:36exactly
20:37if someone walks in tomorrow
20:38like sold
20:39he needs to like
20:40he needs to realise that he can lose you
20:41and like I'm sorry but you're a bad bitch
20:42wait
20:43he really needs to step up his game
20:45I love you Roscoe
20:46and I want the best for you
20:47because there's always a bomb around the corner
20:49they need to remember that
20:50yeah
20:51wait where is he?
20:52Sam Parenway
20:53you alright there doll?
20:58are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59what are you doing there?
21:00oh no
21:01no I'm just like trying to figure out my entry point
21:04go on we're talking about you
21:06hurry up
21:10he was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop
21:12Rossi baby we know what you're doing
21:15okay don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water
21:17because there's no sounds under there okay
21:19so then I woke up this morning and I just sort of like
21:22I was like affectionate but I just sort of let him be
21:24and then he just wasn't
21:25very affectionate or anything
21:26no I was observing it this morning because I wasn't
21:28yeah
21:29I observed I noticed it last night without you having to tell me
21:31yeah
21:32and went hmm
21:33yeah so
21:34I'm just saying like I'm not saying it to get in your head
21:36but I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where you're coming from
21:38yeah
21:39and now can you please go to that end of the pool
21:41what?
21:42oh oh oh
21:43I'm trying to talk about you
21:44I'm doing laps
21:45like pick a private
21:46pick a private
21:47do laps over near the flamingo
21:49he's so funny
21:51you can whisper
21:52you want
21:53anyway
21:55okay well so today
21:56I think I need to talk to you
21:57basically say
21:58babes do you like me?
21:59cannot tell
22:01what do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch pinky?
22:07never mind
22:09coming up
22:10give it to me
22:11a juicy challenge
22:15turns from sweet
22:17to sour
22:19yay
22:20what's going on?
22:22if Connor is being disingenuous
22:24adios amigos
22:25because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
22:28I'll draw you in
22:39like a moth
22:40to a flame
22:41recluse
22:42there's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain
22:45how lovely
22:46there's romance in the villa too you know
22:48look
22:49see?
22:50romance
22:51and
22:52erm
22:53motor
22:54boatmance
22:55well it's diminishing returns really
22:56we work with what we have
22:58except
22:59Sharn
23:00your energy was so flat this morning
23:01but I suppose you did just wake up
23:03I was just getting used to
23:04being around all these people
23:05yeah
23:06and all this energy like
23:08I understand that
23:09but I did say to the girls
23:11just then and they noticed it too
23:13I was like I actually
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not
23:17because you're so
23:18really?
23:19yeah
23:20because you're so
23:21you're too chill
23:22and you're not overly affectionate
23:24and you're not very overly
23:25like
23:27like
23:28you physically seem distant to me
23:29like
23:30do I?
23:31like physically
23:32not right now
23:33but like
23:34yesterday
23:35during the day
23:36like
23:37we're not really like
23:38ever together
23:39we're sort of off
23:40doing our own thing
23:41so I'm like
23:42ooh
23:43maybe he doesn't actually like me
23:44because he seems to be
23:46not around me
23:47no
23:48no I do like you
23:49of course
23:50okay
23:51well maybe just make
23:52it more obvious
23:53that you like me
23:54I'm sorry
23:55like what
23:56what would it look like
23:57more
23:58more
23:59you don't even kiss me in bed
24:00like you don't even
24:01like
24:02we don't
24:03we're not very physically affectionate
24:05I love cuddling you in bed
24:06yeah but like
24:07bro
24:08we like kiss goodnight
24:09and then that's it
24:12well the first night
24:13you literally told me
24:14and you're like
24:15I'm not gonna hook up
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you
24:17it was day one
24:19yeah but
24:20well still
24:21I mean well
24:22it just put me on the back foot
24:23of like okay
24:24maybe she doesn't like that much
24:25forward affection
24:26oh no I do
24:27well I thought it was more just like
24:28that wasn't what you wanted to do
24:29I didn't know it was because
24:30it was night one
24:31no there was night one
24:32right
24:35she made it clear that
24:36she does want to make out
24:37in the bed
24:38and I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39that's not something she wants to do
24:40because that's what she told me
24:41you know
24:42yeah I feel like we've been best
24:44I'm glad we've cleared that up
24:45yeah
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit
24:48stagnant
24:49the last few days
24:50we haven't
24:51you want to take it to the next level
24:52or
24:53you know
24:54some night time kisses
24:55some night time kisses
24:56a little hook up
24:58if you want my love just ask me
25:00no pressure
25:01oh yeah what princess would I be like do you think Cinderella do you think or what do you know princess princess
25:08not really maybe like fucking tangled with short hair or something cause she's a bit of a bad bitch
25:14what's her name tangled
25:15what's her name
25:16what's her actual name
25:17yeah yeah um
25:18is her real name Rapunzel
25:20oh yeah that's the one
25:21honestly I feel like I'm a mix of princesses
25:24I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess and I've just like built like this batty girly little pink princess with these fat big juicy balls that's the princess I think I am
25:39I really want to tan today
25:41princess ball sack and her best friend's ex coming to a theatre near you also currently playing Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat
25:46how do you feel about Lay sleeping out here like I obviously understand it um do I think I think I am this little pink princess with these fat big juicy balls that's the princess I think I am
25:54I really want to tan today
25:55princess ball sack and her best friend's ex coming to a theatre near you also currently playing Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat
26:07how do you feel about Lay sleeping out here
26:10like I obviously understand it
26:13um
26:14Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not. Does that make sense?
26:20Okay, so did she tell you she was open to you?
26:23Oh, 100%. Why?
26:24Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that. Yeah.
26:27Because I feel like when they're talking,
26:31I feel like they tell each other they're pretty locked in.
26:34Yeah.
26:35So I don't... It's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:38How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:42Good, but I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So, like, even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question,
26:51he'll answer with a joke.
26:52And I'm like, okay, but are you gonna give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't, so I'm just like, okay.
26:57And what, do you like that or do you, like, what?
27:00Like, I like the humour for sure, but I'm like,
27:02it can't be all jokes all the time, I feel like.
27:04Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually...
27:06When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:07Yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you,
27:09you actually give me genuine answers.
27:10So, yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:13Okay, interesting.
27:16I'll tell you one thing.
27:18Yeah, bro.
27:19I fucking...
27:20I think I got a nick.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical lick?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this fake tan on the hands really.
27:28Oh, okay.
27:29I can't even see it, bro.
27:30Yeah, yeah.
27:31It is like she just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:33Yeah, well...
27:34I'm icked out, bro.
27:38Nah, I...
27:39Sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick.
27:41Nah, nah, mate.
27:42She's gonna need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:45Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding,
27:48pushy side for my kind of chick too.
27:50Can I see?
27:51Darn it?
27:52Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:55But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:57Like...
27:58I've gotten over icks before, like, quite quickly.
28:00When you really think about it, and it's not a big...
28:02It's not a big deal.
28:03It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always gonna be white.
28:08And I like tans.
28:10Oh!
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have.
28:15But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for...
28:18Maybe she's into Matteo, and if he gets dropped from that couple,
28:23at least he'll have a reason that he's preempted,
28:25and he'll be okay with it.
28:26Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:31I'm joking.
28:32Yeah.
28:33I'm joking.
28:34Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know.
28:38But, like, I think I need another bomb.
28:42Yeah, for sure.
28:43It's early days, too.
28:44It is, it is.
28:45I mean, I only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:47Yeah, yeah.
28:48I was like, this is, like, our second conversation.
28:49I feel like that, I feel like that kind of, like, was like,
28:51what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:53What?
28:54I just didn't expect us to click.
28:55I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of
28:57shut each other off because we're, like, the new bombshells
28:59and whatnot, and then I feel like you and I get along.
29:01Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:03Kind of just, like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level,
29:07for sure.
29:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity, same...
29:12Yeah.
29:13Same bit, like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well.
29:18Matteo just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily
29:24without you kind of having to dig as much,
29:27and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:30Don't worry, our Irish queen, your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:35As the Islanders play about, Ross has decided to start
29:39the girls' primary school education from scratch.
29:42Gabby.
29:43Gabby and, um, Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:46Oh!
29:48Ross!
29:49I got a text!
29:52I got a text!
29:53Oh, no, I'm sick!
29:55Oh, no, I'm sick!
29:57The Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:01It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05Oh!
30:06Oh!
30:07No!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden.
30:09For today's challenge, forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin, hashtag rotten or right.
30:16All right.
30:17I've seen your chance yet.
30:19I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:26Ah!
30:27Sorry!
30:28I wish I had an arse.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on in the dentures.
30:31Yeah, I'll be panning the backside more than the front, mate.
30:33Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:44You're literally rocking us off.
30:48Oh, yeah, baby!
30:51Well, it looks all right, doesn't it?
30:54Does it look fake?
30:56Is it going to be drama?
30:57Is it going to be tears?
30:58Is it going to be laughing?
31:00I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:30I can't see either staying intact because a die-hard group of fans known as the Superfans
31:59have been watching a feed from the villa.
32:01And now the Islanders are about to get their first insight into what the Superfans think of them.
32:07It's Forbidden Fruit.
32:09Make it go!
32:11Woo!
32:12Let's go!
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bottle of my banana's going to keep you up on that, baby girl.
32:23Oh my god!
32:25Give it to me.
32:28Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross, but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the Superfans.
32:37What percentage of Superfans thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:43I really don't know what the Superfans are going to be thinking, but we're going to run with high.
32:48We think the answer is 70%.
32:51We think the answer is 17%.
32:55We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
32:59It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:05The correct answer is 15%.
33:08I think it was a fair reflection.
33:12We've had a good initial connection, but so new and fresh.
33:15I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:20Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:27Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya's throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:31It was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it.
33:38Always a good move to see the men.
33:41Pleasure the papaya first, ladies first, please and thank you.
33:45Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:50We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of Superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:58Oh!
33:59Oh, that's rough because we've been talking about it.
34:03Earlier today we chatted this all out.
34:05I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:15We think the answer is 30%.
34:20The correct answer is 24%.
34:25Oh!
34:26Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:28Pretty good.
34:29Oh, shit!
34:30Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:32So do I.
34:33Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:37I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:41Let's get that shit up.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:43Woo!
34:44Oh!
34:45I'm so hungry.
34:46I need some food.
34:47Oh!
34:48Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:49No!
34:50No!
34:51No!
34:52I was up in there, like, melon melon.
34:54No!
34:55No!
34:56No!
34:57No!
34:58No!
34:59No!
35:00No!
35:01No!
35:02No!
35:03No!
35:04No!
35:05No!
35:06No!
35:07No!
35:08That was me.
35:09Oh my god, my kisser Jotham is sexy.
35:23It's spicy.
35:24It's spicy.
35:25What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bomb?
35:33Oh!
35:34We think the answer is 50%.
35:35is 50% the correct answer is 69% so 70% of them think I'm gonna have my head turned 69 69% I'm
35:54like actually shocked never say never but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and I don't
36:00think another man could turn my head look I think that her head will change I'm not gonna lie if
36:08someone gave her enough attention you know anything could happen there's nothing better than a big juicy
36:16page Connor it was actually so good it was sexy it was pretty it was fun we're normally so vanilla
36:36what percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love
36:42what do you reckon I think I think 90 plus Connor's a lover boy this one's high for sure we think the
36:53number is 92% we think the answer is 91% I'm in here for the right reasons this one's gonna be high the
37:06correct answer is 11% look what do they know it's a bit of a what the fuck I'm here for love but
37:30believe what you want to believe oh she didn't kiss back oh I feel so rattled if Connor is being
37:40disingenuous one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to say adios amigos because I do not
37:46tolerate that fucking shit for a second and I never will mmm what a lovely pair thanks babe I grew them
37:57it's a pretty passionate kiss we had a bit of fruit on us so it was like even more kind of saucy yeah
38:15it was fucking hard to watch Lacey like wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to
38:25kiss anyone but can go and kiss who she wants makes me look like a mug what percentage of super
38:31fans think Mateo is the most genuine islander in the villa I'm genuinely in this villa looking for
38:40love that answer should be like a million percent 11 15 yeah all us girls think that this is going to be
38:48low we think the answer is 65 we think that the number is 11 oh fuck you that's crazy yeah that's
38:59crazy it's hard not to be insulted by that I literally stopped my life to come on here for love
39:06and for that to kind of get shoved in your face I don't know it was like a kick in the like dick the
39:10correct answer is 90 percent 19 Mateo let's go sorry we love you don't be sorry you're all right but
39:26he's one of the most genuine people I've ever met so I understood why he was upset that the
39:31girls put his percentage so low help me my plums are leaking
39:40oh yeah I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me but fuck that after her kissing from the
40:01tail two can play that game oh my god oh my god if we're gonna go tip for tap mate I'll always win
40:16that game so yeah that's actually ruthless that's what it is because he told me he wouldn't touch her
40:22again Kai if you're gonna kiss your ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex you know
40:29what I mean like don't make a promise that you can't keep what percentage of super fans think
40:35Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again this one's so hard I am absolutely on the edge
40:46of my seat things with Kai and Lacey going well but Kai and Yana the exes in one bedroom together
40:55sharing a bed we think the answer is 85 percent I agree we think the answer is 70 percent
41:0452 percent split the group split the group I think the super fans would like to maybe see a love story
41:23come out of this but yeah I don't know when are you guys getting back together I mean Yana and Kai is
41:30exciting definitely like I like the idea of it I think it's cute I think it's like a romance movie
41:34really maybe a bit of a tragic one but uh nonetheless still a good story
41:38he has been telling me that he's all for me he doesn't want anyone else and he wants nothing to do
41:48with her I just feel like why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt I just don't
41:58understand like all I want is just a normal relationship
42:04the forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste thankfully work experience Lucy is outside with the
42:29Catholic fraud to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return
42:33yes five hit let's chat girls let's chat how is everyone how are you feeling because that was
42:42quite intense and how do you feel about your answer I don't know I feel like I can't I think you guys
42:47know me the best that was the biggest curveball of the night yeah yeah I don't think I've faked
42:51myself once in a year what does that mean again 11 11 oh do you know what I think it is is the
42:57thing I've come in here with a game plan of just staying with being in love and staying yeah because
43:01you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people yeah I haven't given other people chances
43:05yeah but why would you when you got something strong going on that's my point it obviously doesn't
43:08sound great the last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game
43:13um I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at are you
43:17wigged out yeah yeah are you ready yeah a little do you doubt it or um because I just don't know
43:22what's being said behind my back and that rings me up because I feel like oh I've been around so
43:26many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like just don't want to like yeah have that happen to me
43:30again do you I'm like actually starting to catch feelings yeah that one deep down I've been feeling
43:37is this too good to be true I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel
43:43really uncomfortable and vulnerable and exposed right yana babe oh yeah me um I think 50 50 is
43:50like fair enough for them yeah like I have been upset yeah you are exes it was recent yeah it is
43:55exes it was recent they're not sure so like it's not like they're sure or anything really
44:00how are you feeling doll um oh I don't know I feel like I feel like this just happens to me
44:09sorry it's not I'm not upset at you babe yeah like sorry no I knew this is coming like it's okay
44:16baby take your time oh I wanted to fuck off from that debrief talk to us that was how are you feeling
44:24talk I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone it just gets taken away
44:31like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart like no that's okay I feel like he's like
44:39it's okay I just feel like I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone I do
44:46kind of just really love so easily and like like that's why I just get hurt because like I just
44:54I want to talk about the next big thing was um Lacey's reaction yeah yeah I feel like Lacey's
45:03burning eyes into you as if it's your choice look like she got in there they got into it like juicy
45:08all that shit like if she can challenge mate right if she can go in there and just do that like what
45:12do you find I'm just gonna go oh yeah cool like you know what I mean it's like it's a double standard
45:15there like she's going and getting into work here but then you're not allowed to yeah I mean I can
45:20see why Kai's upset like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy again like what which is kind of
45:26what happened to me in a sense you know I don't know man like it's a it's given off quite immature
45:30vibes to be honest with you um I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles she doesn't know
45:34what she wants and going from one triangle to another and I don't really want that in a woman at all
45:39so yeah honestly doll like conserve your energy yeah and only give it to the people who deserve it
45:45when they deserve it as they earn your trust I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it
45:50don't go calling him I'm not gonna send the day with the girls like yeah yeah don't say anything to
45:54you no no no no no no if he doesn't pull me yeah and reassure me yeah I don't want that
46:00no yeah wait for him to come reassure you yeah yeah
46:03oh no we don't care don't need a billionaire don't need only 11% of the superfans think Conor is
46:13genuinely looking for love in the villa don't worry pal only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I
46:19still have a job you'll be fine I wasn't expecting that like I'm a good judge of character yeah but then
46:26like obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it like kind of like stresses me out
46:32of course yeah it's not nice to hear why do you think that they rated you 11% I try not to read
46:37into it because I know what we've got yeah I just don't want you to like I just don't want to be
46:41with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like yeah no 100% again because like I'm not
46:46staying with you to play it safe I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you for me it's just
46:49making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that I'm being partnered up
46:54with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love if I wanted to be in here and stay in here
47:01as long as I could I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open like I didn't even talk to
47:05Tamara when she come in do you know what I mean like I haven't I haven't even showed half the people in
47:09here who I am because I'm set on you like I want to get to know you trust is so important in a
47:17relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me but I think I've earned it pretty well in here
47:22there's nothing you're not telling me there no okay yeah like I said we just have to trust each
47:27other yeah because it will come out exactly and I will find out yes exactly like I said baby keep
47:33on keeping on when you're a dad you're gonna make the most embarrassing jokes I feel like he was very
47:40honest with me so I'm gonna trust Connor but I still will have my wits about me I don't fuck around
47:44I'm glad we talked
47:47it's nice and cold is it let me have a nice hit
47:54I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on kiss so super fans
48:06Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long for
48:13him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep things are real mysterious man I think
48:18there's a full number side to you that no one knows uh priorities guy princess ballsack needs true
48:24love's kiss I feel like I feel like he's a copper mate I feel like he's in it a real life
48:29so tired the fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat I think I'm done I'm ready to
48:37turn lesbian so sign me up I'm just very protective of where I put my energy of where I put it or maybe
48:47I'm not gonna have anyone I don't know what the word is for that but what's the word when you're just
48:51into yourself and you're into no one else because that's where I'm at
48:54okay babe I girls I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second okay anything
49:01no I'm just done like I can't be fucked I mentally checked out with everything
49:11I think you really need to chat to him first before you check
49:14no but he's showing that he doesn't care he doesn't he doesn't give a flying dog he's out there fucking yaffy yaffy yaffy yaffy shinnis
49:20yeah more shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole that's for sure yeah
49:23more shit comes out of car's mouth than his asshole he's got no balls he's a loser
49:35it's actually inverted dick what a little shit um I think his behavior is giving like
49:44inverted dick behavior like your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing
49:56the shit right up through your mouth that's why he talks so much shit
50:02you can fuck right off hey more shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole babe
50:10what do you mean you can't say that I'm done
50:13what do you mean you sit there and fucking say you're going to be neutral about it and not do
50:18that and you're going to suck his face like nothing get him pretty much suck your tits like what do you
50:22want me to do just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off okay but we both said like we wanted to be
50:26mutual about it and like you go and do that like it's pretty shit he just kind of stood there and
50:31was like yeah we should go for it I don't even know what he really said to be honest because
50:34his vocabulary is like the vocabulary of a two-year-old do you not get where I'm coming from I feel like
50:40if I just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser
50:43just go what just actually just go I don't really want I actually don't want anything to do with you
50:50anymore but how is that fair it's a different situation babe it was what so like it's what so
50:57you want you just want to neck on with everyone you want off just go fucking piss take that fuck me
51:03dude you're a fucking piss take hey what a joke hey what a joke mate
51:20handsome prince inverted dick has come to the pool having just told princess ball sack she was a joke
51:42after she told him to f off if disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film they can kiss
51:49next year's box office goodbye
51:51what who what who what oh just both times yeah you're a fucker oh no I don't know she blew up in me
52:09again I can't believe y'all out here and I went and you can't even say that like when I was like
52:14what do you think I'm not back as any of y'all this whole time you can neck on every single
52:18boy because you got a different I'm like you know it's a piss take and you get the fuck out
52:23with that and I'm like yeah righto bud um yeah I just told car to fuck off because I did just want
52:31him to fuck right off okay how was that fair how was that fair bro and that was like she just pretty
52:37much called me and just like got embarrassed me and I was like well how's that like she called you
52:42and just tell me that she goes you're a fucking joke and I went and then just to the door going
52:45like how's that fair like yeah Kai walking down to the pool he was definitely quite heated like you
52:52think you're gonna fucking treat me like that just not really making sense of himself either just
52:56spitting words out kind of thing it's definitely a familiar act so I know what was going on there
53:04oh Lace
53:13no I'm okay I think I'm just so done like I'm so I think you guys need to have a proper chat though
53:21like just babe whose idea was it to bring in cockhead Kai
53:26I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't like obviously it's hated right
53:35now come and have a normal conversation with me don't walk past murking at me
53:38I'm sick and tired of the male species every single conversation I have with a man I somehow
53:51lose more brain cells and it's almost as if I don't like I already don't have brain cells but I'm just
54:00going in the negatives I know you guys are hated right now don't settle you guys don't have a proper
54:06chat when you both are hated on drain babe I have no I have nothing left in me to I'm literally
54:16becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend to get together like what's going on here
54:20another day in paradise eh another day in paradise
54:25another day in paradise
54:26Kai
54:31Kai
54:34do you want to go for a chat?
54:41where?
54:45where?
54:47there
54:49sure
54:51the fact that I had to pull you for a chat is fucking pissing me off
54:54what do you mean I've been trying to talk to you and you said no like three times
54:57you literally just like you didn't really try let's be real come on
55:00ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
55:03I feel like it's so dull I get where you're coming from but I feel like it's such double standards when we both say like
55:08but you said to me you promise you won't do that again knowing how much it hurt me the first time
55:13if you show me mutual respect and you're on the same base I have
55:17I have
55:19then you go and suck his face
55:22it was not to that extent come on and you know that
55:27how does that lay out?
55:28you know that babe
55:29you know that
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you whereas you've intentionally hurt me
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything I'm intentionally not hurt myself
55:36well yeah you did babe because you literally said oh well she kissed old mate so I'm going to let let yeah let's do it
55:41well look I'm not going to make a mug out of myself
55:43but this is what I'm saying you're saying that I'm playing games but that to me is playing games you think this is
55:47yeah I'm playing I'm just playing what you're playing that's how I see it
55:49I'm not playing games Kai though this is what I'm saying
55:51well then I don't know what you're doing then you tell me one thing there and then you do the opposite you've done it the whole time
55:56so do you get where I'm coming from I never wanted to do that
56:01well then don't do it this is what I'm saying you don't have to do it just to get back at me that's what I'm saying it's like childish behaviour
56:08can we find some patience
56:12the whole time you've been playing games with me
56:15are you fucking kidding me
56:17it's been tit for tat the whole fucking time
56:19it hasn't Kai
56:20it has not been tit for tat
56:21it has the whole fucking time
56:22no it hasn't
56:23it's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker
56:26like it just makes no sense to me at all
56:29and like it just doesn't
56:31it just fuck
56:32honestly I would not have cared if it was anyone else
56:36it's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do
56:39and I am yeah and like look at the situation
56:41and every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me
56:43you've like
56:44yeah and you're not proving it to me either
56:46with the banana snap
56:47oh you're actually a joke
56:48you're actually a joke
56:50I don't have fun with your new boy
56:52because I'm done with this shit
56:54like I don't know what you want me to do
56:55treat me like a mug
56:57as much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot
57:03I was really really starting to like him
57:10sure it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa
57:30but I can assure you next time
57:33there is plenty of romance
57:35oh and a massive fire pit with a dumping
57:38no one will see you coming
57:38next time
57:41there's high romance on horseback
57:46wait
57:46mine's going to the toilet
57:48oh yeah
57:49let it go baby
57:51and in the hideaway
57:54I can't believe we're having alone time
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much
57:59he's like
58:00oh he's so sexy
58:01then
58:03I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:05but unfortunately
58:07this isn't a social visit
58:09a selfie sized surprise
58:12will all the boys please stand up
58:15tonight
58:16someone will be dumped
58:18holy
58:24holy
58:24I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:25I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:26I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:27I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:28I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:29I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:30I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:31I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:32I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:33I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:34I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:35I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:36I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:37I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:38I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:39I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:40I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:41I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:42You
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