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00:01Previously on Big Brother.
00:06The first shopping task caused chaos.
00:09Most to least intelligence.
00:13I don't think anyone is stupid.
00:14I've got to do this based on what I think the public are thinking.
00:18With a brutal honesty that hit home.
00:24If I'm the best at something,
00:26it's that people think I'm the best at being stupid.
00:30As Colin went from zero to hero.
00:36When he retrieves a massive hoard from the bargain basement for everyone.
00:40Colin, you are a hero.
00:43And...
00:46Jane was voted in by U Australia as the 13th housemate.
00:51But Big Brother wasn't going to make it easy for her.
00:55Our mission is to sneak into the Big Brother house undetected.
01:01She's made it in.
01:06Tonight.
01:08New housemate.
01:09They're coming for you.
01:10Go.
01:12Will Jane be found by the house?
01:1590 seconds to uncover the new housemate.
01:18Or remain hidden to avoid nomination.
01:19I'm here in Big Brother's control room.
01:28The nerve center of the house.
01:29Made up of some of the sharpest minds in television.
01:31You can really feel the pressure.
01:32I mean, they don't even have time to walk three meters to a bin.
01:34Gosh, I have to do everything in this place.
01:35Hey, last night we sent in Jane, our 13th housemate.
01:40She had to enter the house undetected.
01:41Did she pull it off?
01:42We're going to find out.
01:43But first, let's cross to the house for some good old fashioned, ego crushing ranking.
01:47A new day dawns in the Big Brother house.
01:48And the housemates have finally been reunited with some of their luggage and treasured belongings.
01:50Putting everyone in good spirits.
01:51I'm here in the Big Brother house.
01:52And the housemates have finally been reunited with some of their luggage and treasured belongings.
02:05Putting everyone in good spirits.
02:06I'm here, guys.
02:07I'm here.
02:08I'm here.
02:09I'm here in the Big Brother house.
02:11I'm here.
02:12I'm here.
02:13I'm here.
02:14I'm here.
02:15I'm here.
02:16I'm here.
02:17good spirits. How good is this? Oh my God, so good. Bangin' body. Bangin' body, it's
02:38cold. Smells good. Yeah, I woke up this morning and I was like, oh, I feel great. Woo! Piss in my ass, loser. Sorry, brother. Are you a tick? Was that serious? No, it was a tick. That's like, that's one of my most common ticks is piss in my ass. Piss in your ass. Yeah, it's like, it's the craziest thing is, right, that's from the South Park episode on Tourette's.
03:08But one of the things that I do is, it's called echolalia, which is where you repeat sounds that you hear in the world. Oh my God, that's so funny. Have you watched it so many times or something? Yeah. Because we often find like, they're always like hard consonants or fun words to say. Woo! Hello. See, everyone. Do you get offended if someone tries to, like, impersonate it? Is it a little bit offensive? No. It's not. Oh, I think you're so funny. I think, I think it all depends on intent. You know what I mean? Like, when, if you have found it funny,
03:38and you just want to, like, go, oh, that sounds kind of fun to say. I just tried to do it and it was fun. You know what I mean? That sounds kind of fun to say. It's like, yeah, go for it. And then I did the little. Yeah.
03:47Do you have a temporary shirt? Yeah. That's not this one. It's just, it's just not red, is it? I just can't, I just, like, this is just, like, not comfortable. My, like, ass is out.
03:58Do you like pine green? Do you like, okay, what, what colour do you think, do you have baby blue?
04:03What colour do you have that do you think will look the cutest on me?
04:08I did have baby blue, but I don't have it anymore.
04:10Oh, no. I literally had perfect blue.
04:13I'll go, I'll get, I'll get to you. Hold up.
04:16Okay. Hold up.
04:17I had a dream that there was, um, new people come in.
04:23Yeah.
04:24And they were younger.
04:25Yeah.
04:26One of them was younger female.
04:27Talk to me, Lance.
04:29Oh, here we go.
04:30This is going well.
04:30Setting you up now.
04:31Yeah. And Vinny, oh, was on.
04:36That's the dream.
04:37Vinny's always on.
04:38Lance, what'd it look like? I need a visualisation.
04:42Oh, my God. Perfect.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Perfect.
04:45No, it's dope.
04:46Perfect.
04:46Boom.
04:47Yeah.
04:47You should have, like, just an endless collection of dresses now, bro.
04:51I want to blow dry, I want to wash my hair, blow dry with my actual conditioner shampoo.
04:56Yeah.
04:58I would love a hair dryer.
04:59How are my pants going?
05:02They are lovely, darling. I'm not going to lie.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:05They're coffee, eh?
05:07That's true.
05:08Guys, I'm ready to start my day from my belongings that I now have.
05:13Good job.
05:14Let me chuck on the heels.
05:15He's got the heels on.
05:17I didn't even see that.
05:18I'm off.
05:18I'm ready to go, big brother.
05:20I'm off to do the coffee run, doll.
05:22Yeah.
05:28In the kitchen, Bruce is busy cooking breakfast, and as he grows more comfortable with his fellow
05:32housemates, he's serving more than just porridge.
05:35Who's are these?
05:38They're yours.
05:39I don't eat soy.
05:41Oh.
05:42What?
05:43It's real bad for dudes.
05:44I know, I know, I know.
05:46It's got this, yeah, I know.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Do you guys want a little, little interesting bit of gossip?
05:51I blame the soy.
05:53Soy absolutely rocks your hormones.
05:54Yeah.
05:55When I was, like, 16, I had boobs.
06:01You had what?
06:02I grew some titties.
06:03Yeah, I've had breast reduction.
06:05We've got full scars under the necks.
06:07Oh, did you actually?
06:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:08So, like, now I'm real scared of soy.
06:10Oh, my God, fully.
06:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:12They're like, oh, we don't know why this is.
06:13But you've got chest muscles now.
06:15I had them then.
06:16But you had boobs as well.
06:18It was pecs.
06:18That are coming out.
06:19Yeah, it's all gone now.
06:20There's no...
06:21You had it under there.
06:21It looks like you had a breast implant.
06:22I have, yeah.
06:23You can't even say that.
06:24You couldn't tell unless you said that.
06:26Yeah, no, yeah, no.
06:27They did real good.
06:28But that's why I'm like...
06:29No, I wouldn't have noticed the two.
06:30Lucy, I'll cook you two more, mate.
06:33No, that's fine, dude.
06:34No, that's fine.
06:34We don't have two more.
06:35Honestly, I'll do it like that
06:36if you want to whiff me out whenever.
06:42Although housemates have reclaimed
06:43a few essentials from Big Brother's bargain basement,
06:46life without toiletries is starting to take its toll.
06:50I really need deodorant.
06:51I can feel it now.
06:52I just think I need it.
06:53I'm being very self-conscious.
06:54Can you smell me?
06:55No.
06:56Okay.
06:56Do you want me to smell you?
06:57I can smell you.
06:57I smell you something across the room.
06:58Do you want me to smell you?
06:59Shh.
06:59No, no, no.
07:00I feel like I can sort of...
07:02No, if it's still...
07:03If it's on me and I can smell it on me,
07:05then maybe it won't...
07:06You gotta remember, none of us have got deodorants.
07:08I know.
07:09Yeah, we've actually been pretty good.
07:10Have you checked out this morning, though?
07:11No, not yet.
07:12I still can't believe we don't have our clothes.
07:13I mean, I've looked the same since night one.
07:15You've actually been wearing my shirt since night one, and I'm wearing Collins clothes.
07:20Mm-mm.
07:21And you're wearing...
07:22I'm wearing your clothes.
07:23You're wearing my clothes.
07:24You're wearing my clothes.
07:26It's actually just ridiculous.
07:28I wasn't expecting that.
07:29This is going too far now.
07:30Yeah?
07:31I think it's a...
07:32I think it's a matter of human rights at this stage.
07:34Mm.
07:35I mean, I don't even have my knickers.
07:37I'll tell you.
07:38I had to go commando for about probably an hour yesterday.
07:41It's occupational health and safety at this point.
07:43Oh, I'm gonna pull that one.
07:48Oh, my God.
07:50It's fun.
07:59You're lucky that you weren't here just then, because...
08:06This is Big Brother.
08:07Alana to the diary room.
08:08All other housemates to the garden.
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12Yeah, baby!
08:13Here we go.
08:14Oh, I know.
08:15Just take a deep breath, darling.
08:17You can't bring that in.
08:18Because the more disgusting, the more feelings get hurt.
08:20Don't let us change your mind.
08:22For this week's shopping task, Australia is ranking housemates from most to least across
08:27several categories.
08:28And now it's Alana's turn to tackle the next category.
08:31If her rankings match Australia's, she'll win money towards the weekly shopping budget.
08:37Oh, come on.
08:38Really?
08:39Oh, I knew it.
08:41I bloody knew it.
08:43Oh, I've got...
08:44I've literally got goosebumps.
08:46Oh, no.
08:49Someone's got to go at the least.
08:52Oh, I'm loving it, Nick.
08:53Yeah, that's my joke.
08:54She's coming out.
08:55She's coming out.
08:56She's coming out.
08:57You've already read it and it's bad, bro.
08:58This is terrible.
08:59It's the most to least attractive.
09:00Oh!
09:01I knew it!
09:02I knew it!
09:03And look, this is what I...
09:04I can hold you and Vinny just go straight up that end.
09:05Oh, come on, Vinny.
09:06We've got to do it.
09:07We've got to go.
09:08Go on, Vinny.
09:09Come here, Vinny.
09:10You're on the other side of that pole.
09:11You're on the other side.
09:12Come here, Vinny.
09:13You're on the other side of that pole.
09:14Come on.
09:15You two.
09:16Me?
09:17Yeah.
09:18We're also...
09:19You two, Bruce.
09:20Get up here.
09:21You two.
09:22Probably the public's going to say,
09:24these usual suspects right here.
09:25Yeah.
09:26We've got the first four.
09:27No, definitely.
09:28There's no doubt about that.
09:29He's got an AFL vibe.
09:30Yeah.
09:31He does, eh?
09:32You need it.
09:33You literally do.
09:34And that's literally going to be like,
09:35it's Australia, mate.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Yeah.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Yeah.
09:54No, I don't think so.
09:55It's a lot of men and women.
09:56Yeah, dude.
09:57I think Michael's too low.
09:58Think about the demographic.
09:59Yeah.
10:00This is where it's always going to be this end that's the worst,
10:03because it's so hard to rank, because...
10:05Well, he said I'm too low, so I just moved at one.
10:07I wasn't targeting you.
10:08I'll do that at 23 other hours.
10:10I'm just getting further and further down.
10:12Yeah, but I feel like I've spent longer with my top off than you have.
10:14Because he's got the MMA fighting body.
10:17Oh, he's got a rig.
10:19Yeah, you need to go up here somewhere.
10:20I don't know.
10:21Get up here.
10:22I don't know, though.
10:23I don't know.
10:24I reckon he's on the other side of Ed.
10:25Can't be this side, brother.
10:26I reckon he's the other side of Ed.
10:27Like that side?
10:28Yeah.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Yeah.
10:31It's time to lock in.
10:32Nah, come on.
10:33You've got to be here.
10:34No.
10:35I spent so long with my top off and my stomach out and my nipples showing.
10:36It's so warm, nipples.
10:37No, I don't think so.
10:38I got my man titties out all day, so don't worry about it.
10:41Holly, Alana has ranked you most attractive.
10:46Do you agree with her choice?
10:48I mean, it is my longest term profession being in this industry that I'm in.
10:54So I will humbly accept this position.
10:57Self-aware coin.
10:59Vinnie.
11:00Yo.
11:01You came a close second.
11:03How do you feel about that?
11:04I think I'm not number one.
11:07Um, I don't think I'd put myself personally this high.
11:09It's because you look like Ralph.
11:10Definitely.
11:11I'm a reminder of Ralph Marchio, big brother.
11:13Karate Kid.
11:14How about you?
11:15Alana.
11:16Yes, sir.
11:17Are you happy with your decision?
11:19This is my decision.
11:21There's no happiness about it.
11:25Thank you, housemates.
11:26The results for this round will be revealed at the end of the shopping task.
11:30Woo!
11:35Connor.
11:36How are you feeling?
11:38Yeah, good.
11:39Very good.
11:40You know, I think, like, I...
11:42I think I expected to be at the bottom of the attractiveness ranking,
11:47because I think I make a good point in, like,
11:49I don't necessarily care in the same way that everybody else does.
11:52Um, you know, I think we've got a lot of people here
11:55who put a lot of pride into their appearance.
11:59And I think that it's, like, the least of my concerns is how I look.
12:03I got bigger problems.
12:05It's a very considered and mature approach.
12:10Thank you, Connor.
12:11Thank you, big brother.
12:18In the backyard, Mia, Bruce and Michael share a few personal stories
12:22in an effort to learn what connects them and what sets them apart.
12:26I've never been in a relationship,
12:28and I haven't needed to navigate how, like, to deal with financial things.
12:32I've always just had my own...
12:33Don't share an account.
12:34Really?
12:35That's my first advice.
12:36You can have a shared bank account, but have your own account.
12:38OK, I have the opposite view with this, because my parents, right,
12:41they don't have any, like, they always have shared all their money.
12:46So my dad would, like, go to work, and then my mum was, like, a full-time,
12:50like, stay-at-home mum looking after me and my three siblings,
12:54and they saw each other as equals one day when I have a partner.
12:58It doesn't have to be this, like, mould of that person has to do this
13:02and that person does that.
13:03Like, it's just, you work it out.
13:05But I think having one of the parents home with the kids at all times,
13:08like, not sending them to daycare and stuff,
13:10is so beneficial for them.
13:11Like, my dad came home from work, my mum had dinner on the table,
13:14they were married 60 years.
13:15It works.
13:16But it just works.
13:17It just works.
13:18People hate it. It works.
13:19Now these days you introduce all this other bullshit.
13:21Oh, my God!
13:23Big brother!
13:24The kids need a stable parental figure
13:27that they can always rely on.
13:29I've always expected that it's going to be me working.
13:31You know, like, I don't have to.
13:33But I don't think then it's really giving someone a choice then,
13:35because you're already having that expectation,
13:37they should do that.
13:38If we go back to cavemen days,
13:40women stay there, all protect the kids,
13:42the guys go out and hunt animals.
13:44Because they're both, like, such similar views,
13:46I felt like, oh, my gosh,
13:48like, they're trying to really shut me down and dismiss things.
13:51That's not how society is today.
13:53But it's still... It has changed, but it's still in the DNA.
13:56But women are kind of... They're set up to fail.
13:58Even without kids, they're gonna...
14:01There's discrepancies between how much they make
14:04in terms of, you know, versus a man.
14:06Biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard.
14:08I hate people... I hate when people say that.
14:10So you don't think women are paid less
14:11in the same roles as men are?
14:13You go get a job, you're starting at the same.
14:15If you work hard and bump up, you're gonna get paid more.
14:18It's got nothing to do with gender.
14:19You don't think men have any advantage...
14:21Men are more aggressive,
14:22so we do tend to get into managerial roles
14:24just because we're more competitive by nature.
14:26They, like, are a representation of men
14:29who see themselves as really powerful,
14:32telling me my opinions or my voice
14:35don't as matter as much.
14:37Like, there's a lot more men in those high-paid roles
14:39because a lot more men are chasing those roles.
14:40It's the same in sport.
14:41Isn't it because, like...
14:42You want to be an Australian rugby league player as a woman?
14:44You've got a much better chance than as a bloke.
14:47Do you reckon?
14:48You're competing against a few thousand girls,
14:50not 50,000 or 100,000...
14:52But isn't it because...
14:53But that means that there's less opportunities for women.
14:56No, same opportunity, less competition.
14:59I don't know.
15:00I don't know how I feel about that.
15:02I think they come from a place of privilege and power
15:05that I, a woman, haven't had in my life.
15:07So there's just a lot that they don't understand yet,
15:11and I'm gonna have to just really try and explain it to them,
15:15but I only can say so much if they're not receptive.
15:19Love Mia trying to push our buttons before.
15:22I don't know whether she was trying to...
15:24I don't know what she was trying to do,
15:25but I was like, yeah, same.
15:26Oh, my gosh, that was a lot!
15:29Whoo-hoo!
15:31I mean, I want to have so many more conversations today.
15:45Remy, Remington.
15:53What's that, Marty?
15:54Oh, look, they're all coming for attention.
15:56Hey, guys.
15:57Don't you dare.
15:59Bro, we're gonna witness a murder in this tank, bro.
16:03You, like...
16:04He's too small, bro.
16:05The homie with the red eyes is too small.
16:07Look, they're coming for him.
16:08Oh!
16:09Oh, my God, no!
16:10Bro, they're actually doing it, bro.
16:11They actually just bit Remington on the tail.
16:13They bit him?
16:14Yes!
16:15No, the big one's coming for him!
16:17No, bro, I've got to get big Remington.
16:19That actually just happened.
16:20I did not imagine that.
16:22No, they're going for the break.
16:23They literally nipped him.
16:25These goldfish are pricks, bro.
16:27No, maybe...
16:29Maybe they're just hungry.
16:39Much like watching the fish in their tank,
16:41some housemates have turned their attention
16:43to the ever-evolving tides of house life
16:46and the blossoming relationships within.
16:48I think we're gonna start getting...
16:49Like, people will start getting on each other's nerves soon.
16:52There's already someone who's on my nerves.
16:54Yeah, me too.
16:56Is it a boy or a girl for you?
16:59Boy.
17:00Oh, okay.
17:01Who is it?
17:03It's not even, like, that bad.
17:06It's, like...
17:07No, it's just, like, some of the stuff that Michael says.
17:09Oh, fair.
17:10He's on my nerves the first couple days,
17:12but then he's actually chilled out to me.
17:14Yeah.
17:15But I think I kind of like the way that he's just set in his way.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Like, he's not gonna stray?
17:20Yeah, for sure.
17:21Like, who are you?
17:22I wanna, like, park up like this.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Who's yours?
17:27I can't see right now.
17:29I can't see right now.
17:30Do you sneeze?
17:31These two are gonna all go up.
17:32Nah.
17:33You reckon?
17:34Nah.
17:35I think he thinks he's...
17:36Yeah, but that's the difference between him and Vinny.
17:39He thinks that Vinny's aware that Holly's kind of playing...
17:43Like, you know, Holly kind of knows that...
17:44Yeah.
17:45You know what I mean?
17:46I can see it.
17:47Yeah, you know what I mean?
17:48It's like she's in the middle of them two boys.
17:51There's a proper love triangle going on, actually.
17:54It's so funny.
17:56Like, Colin's fully head over heels.
17:58You can tell he gets all giddy, like, starry-eyed and stuff.
18:01But it's also just so funny because they're, like, 20, 21.
18:04She's, like, 31.
18:05And you're, like...
18:06And you're just, like...
18:07It's, like, boys, like...
18:08She's a grown woman.
18:09I'm over here.
18:10I'm over here.
18:11Mum.
18:1230.
18:13Nah.
18:14Vinny's, like, he's trying to play it cool,
18:16but he's also frothing so hard.
18:18Um, I don't know.
18:20I don't know.
18:21I reckon she's gonna...
18:22I reckon she's gonna kiss Colin, though.
18:24If they haven't already kissed already.
18:26But surely I would know if they have.
18:28She'd tell me, I reckon.
18:29For this week's shopping task,
18:39the housemates must rank themselves
18:41from most to least across a series of categories,
18:44and Big Brother's next topic
18:46is sure to cause some discomfort.
18:48Legit, like, 100%, I would've been...
18:50This is Big Brother.
18:51Vinny to the diary room.
18:58Ah, you're messing me up, boys.
19:00Let me toot before I go.
19:02Oh, shit.
19:03Nah, nah.
19:04You're evil.
19:05You're mean.
19:06Most at least memorable.
19:07Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:09Oh, my lord.
19:10That's so mean.
19:11Oh, emotional intelligence is key.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Having to identify that and sort it out
19:30and communicate it...
19:31It saves a lot of argument.
19:33All housemates.
19:35To the garden.
19:36Oh, here we go.
19:37No!
19:38Damn, and I want the money as well.
19:40I want the money as well. I want the money, man.
19:42I'm hungry. Like, I'm so hungry.
19:44Here's what I'm gonna do.
19:46I'm gonna go out, assert dominance in the question,
19:49and be like, this is my response, my answers.
19:52Bang, bang, move, move, move, move, move.
19:54Here we go. Let's discuss this.
19:56Because everyone's getting swayed,
19:58and no-one's actually saying their real opinion.
20:00Make it quick, housemates.
20:01Oh, quick. I've got to roll up.
20:03Bruce, get your boys!
20:04I can hear them going to the garden.
20:06They're about to get their feelings hurt,
20:08and I don't want to hurt them,
20:09but it's got to happen.
20:11Can I stand in the middle for once,
20:12instead of always being at the extremes?
20:15You look like a lesbian.
20:17Oh, I have no one.
20:19You have no one. He's on him.
20:20Oh, my days.
20:25We both all walked to the least end, like.
20:27Yeah, because I know that it's all good, Vinny, like, you know?
20:30Yeah, you won't take offence.
20:31Yeah, nah, nah, I'm ready, you know?
20:33Who have a...
20:34Oh, I've got questions. I didn't realise we had a thing.
20:37We don't seem very excited.
20:38Oh, how can it be worse than last time?
20:41Wait, it's all right, mate.
20:42It can't be worse than most or least attractive.
20:44No, it's got to be schlong-sized, bro, for sure.
20:46Oh, yeah.
20:47All right.
20:48So...
20:50I think this is one of the meaner ones we've had.
20:52It's not the meanest we can have.
20:54Most or least memorable.
20:56Ooh!
20:57Yeah.
20:59Yeah.
21:00Now...
21:01What is that? How do we...
21:03Here's what I'm gonna do.
21:04We've had a lot of deliberation in the last couple.
21:06It's raining, we're cold.
21:08I'm gonna get it out of the way.
21:10And you can take this the best way, the worst way.
21:12I'm gonna give explanation, though.
21:14I'm not gonna sit here and be quiet.
21:15My rating is gonna go off moments that I've had in the house,
21:19how many people have been involved in those moments.
21:21All right, so...
21:22Most memorable.
21:24Colin won.
21:25Yes. Good idea.
21:26Colin won.
21:28Connor, up here, three.
21:30Second, abs.
21:34Bruce, there.
21:36Fourth.
21:38Coco, five.
21:39One and two again, baby.
21:41Lana, six.
21:42We the best!
21:44Holly, next to Lana.
21:46We the best!
21:48Michael, there.
21:49Em and Mia, swap.
21:51Now, the reason why...
21:52Remember how I said to you, I haven't spoken to you much,
21:54but when you do speak, my head turns.
21:56I don't know how to spin everything into a Coco, I love it.
21:58I'm serious, though.
21:59I'm serious.
22:00Every time you've said something, it's like,
22:01oh, hold on, like, what is this, you know?
22:03But I haven't heard you enough, you know?
22:04I want more of it.
22:05Police memorable is the biggest joke of my life.
22:08Oh, good.
22:09Em, similar thing.
22:10Every time I'm spoken, I'm like, oh, but I want more of it.
22:12So, the memories are there, but there's just more memories here.
22:15But you're here with me, you know?
22:18Um...
22:22Like, you're kidding me.
22:23And I'm gonna go, like, in between, like, Coco
22:26and Lana, I reckon.
22:27Talk to me.
22:28I reckon you're up a bit, but...
22:29You reckon?
22:30Yeah.
22:31I reckon probably here.
22:32Okay.
22:33How are you feeling about this end?
22:34I don't think she's the least memorable.
22:36Most annoying and least memorable don't make sense.
22:39No.
22:40Most to least annoying.
22:42Mia, I'm really sorry, but I think it is between me and you
22:45for the top spot.
22:46Really?
22:47Yeah.
22:48The top spot?
22:49Yeah, they're very contrasting things.
22:52No, but I disagree hard with her being the most annoying.
22:54This is better.
22:55This is better.
22:56I disagree with her hard being the most annoying.
22:57She's not the most annoying.
22:58I'm happy here.
22:59So, a most annoying but least memorable.
23:02So, there's nothing I'm doing that's...
23:04Oh, that's interesting.
23:06I don't know what the intention is with this.
23:09What I will take from this is when we are in group settings,
23:12just to speak up, and then they can't say,
23:16oh, well, you're being too loud now,
23:17because you're already saying I'm too loud,
23:19so I might as well just lean into it even more.
23:21I think with this, it's like I can't get into my head too much.
23:25This gets me fired up, honestly.
23:28Yeah, I feel like they don't know what's coming.
23:30Oh, yeah, I'm going... I'm going to go here.
23:33Sure.
23:34Yeah, I'm going to go here.
23:35Vinnie, is this your final line-up?
23:37I'm locking it in, brother.
23:39Sorry.
23:40This is it.
23:41This is my list.
23:42I'm locking it.
23:43Alana?
23:44Yes?
23:46Do you agree with Vinnie's line-up?
23:48Not particularly.
23:52Speak your truth, girl. Speak your truth.
23:55It's not the right spot for her.
23:57It's conflicting to be the most annoying
23:59and the least memorable,
24:01because if you're annoying, that is memorable.
24:03That's what I'm saying. I don't agree.
24:05I didn't agree with her when she was there.
24:06So we're inconsistent then.
24:07I feel like some of the quieter people are down here
24:09and, like, they get spoken over.
24:11I'm very happy being here. Don't worry about that.
24:13But some people have been shut off a bit from being themselves
24:16and trying to get the confidence to be memorable
24:19and talk in front of the whole group.
24:20Yeah.
24:21I love Ed for that. That's very well said.
24:22It's good advocacy, mate.
24:24Thank you, housemates.
24:25The results for this round will be revealed at the end of the shopping task.
24:29That is all.
24:30This is it.
24:32It's done.
24:33It's over.
24:36I thought that was harsh, to be honest, big brother.
24:39I really do.
24:40I feel like she's so full of life, so full of energy.
24:43You know, how can someone be the most annoying, but yet the least memorable?
24:49Because you'd think that if she's supposedly annoying, that would create more memorable moments
24:55because of how, you know, if someone annoys you, it sticks in your mind, doesn't it?
25:04Like glue.
25:05Do you find Mia memorable?
25:07Yeah, I do.
25:09I think, I actually admire her enthusiasm.
25:11Like, you know, this loud sparkly firework that's about to go, whoop!
25:15And yet she was voted by Vinnie as least memorable.
25:19Yeah, and that's what, yeah, it's a bit backwards, isn't it?
25:23I mean, I admire the boys, you know, doing their backflips and stuff.
25:26That's funny, you know what I mean?
25:27Like, that's comical, that's all that.
25:29And just being yourself, whatever that may be, I think that's more memorable
25:35because that's the authenticity, isn't it?
25:58If you had to move to a country for the rest of your life and couldn't leave,
26:00which one would you prefer?
26:01Dubai.
26:02Okay.
26:03Singapore.
26:05Or Hawaii.
26:06Oh, no, Hawaii's not a country.
26:07Hawaii's a city.
26:08I want to go to Sri Lanka.
26:09We should go, you can come.
26:10Yeah, come on!
26:11We'll go on a holiday.
26:12Yeah!
26:13Let's do it.
26:14We need a holiday from this.
26:15This is Big Brother.
26:17All housemates to the lounge.
26:19Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
26:21We'll come back.
26:22It's going to be results on the screen.
26:24Oh!
26:26Stop it, baby.
26:27Oh, that was smooth.
26:28I like that.
26:29Imagine if you did really well in all the challenges.
26:31I think that's so positive.
26:33Yeah, I know it is.
26:35Oh, I'd love to do some shopping.
26:37Sorry, darling.
26:38Housemates.
26:39It's time to reveal the results of your first shopping course.
26:44I've got a shit now.
26:45I've got a shit now.
26:46I've got a shit now.
26:47Wait, do we see the results of Australia as well?
26:49Yeah.
26:50Oh, no.
26:51Redemption for some.
26:52Yeah, this could be redemption.
26:54Danger for others.
26:55I've got goosebumps on my face.
26:57This week, you were required to rank each other in order from most to least across a series
27:04of categories and match those rankings with the voting Australian public.
27:10Oh, dear.
27:12Every successful match would earn you $50 towards your weekly shopping budget.
27:17In addition, you would also receive $5,000 towards the total prize pool for each correct most and least match.
27:27Housemates, the Australian public has had their say.
27:32The first category was most to least deserving of a new wardrobe.
27:37Abiola, you ranked Emily as the most deserving of a new wardrobe and Colin as the least deserving of a new wardrobe.
27:48Big Brother can now reveal.
27:55Oh.
27:57You had one correct match with the Australian public in this category.
28:03You have earned $50 towards your weekly shopping budget.
28:11Guys, we got some money in the kitty.
28:1250 bucks.
28:1350 bucks right there.
28:14I got half of it right and it was $50.
28:15And five grand to the total.
28:17The next category was most to least intelligent.
28:21Oh, man, here we go.
28:24Michael, you ranked Connor as the most intelligent and Colin as the least intelligent.
28:31Don't remind me.
28:34You had one correct match with the Australian public in this category.
28:38Oh, it was me.
28:39So rude by you.
28:40That's so sorry, Australian.
28:41That's me.
28:42That's me.
28:43So arriver.
28:44That's me.
28:45That's me.
28:46That's me.
28:47That's you.
28:48so rude but you are so sorry australia alana you ranked holly as the most attractive
28:55and connor as the least attractive oh boy yeah to be fair if we're going by pictures yeah
29:07you had no correct matches with the australian public in this country
29:13zero dollars towards your weekly shopping budget
29:18is that everyone was thinking we're confident why was that why how is that wrong oh how do you
29:25think about that i mean it is what it is they're clearly incorrect aren't they i appreciate the
29:30kind of words the next category was most to least memorable vinnie you ranked colin as the most
29:38memorable and mia as the least memorable that is right big brother we got one it's about time
29:44remember yeah one you had one correct match with the australian public and he's been the biggest
29:55like we know that was oh my god housemates overall you had five correct matches with the australian
30:04public bringing your total weekly shopping budget to 250 that's good for a week on top of this you
30:17have added a massive 25 000 to the prize pool
30:28it'd be nice if we could use the 125 on the food bro because then i 100 congratulations housemates
30:33the total prize money for big brother 2025 now sits at 125 000
30:40that is all thank you big brother thank you appreciate you thanks big brother
30:51the most important thing is that we got the budget guys we don't have to starve the next
30:56week how good is that i know let's make sure we get coffee i know we make a list i'm really hoping
31:01we're gonna put some rice on the list because rice keeps everyone full yeah yeah exactly look i think
31:07i think definitely it should be discussed the the budget the um the shopping it's going to create
31:14probably a lot of emotions there's going to be a lot of like you know i need coffee i need this i need
31:20that it's 250. how much do you reckon what was in the fridge like what do we need we need meat we need
31:26milk we need to get coffee i want some arnott's biscuits yeah i want some venetians i want some
31:34shortbreads monte carlos especially if we have a bit of tea or coffee a little dip we want some milo
31:39as well i reckon because we just get milk anyway sorry i'm hungry i'm hungry i i need a fulfilling meal
31:48like i'm a snacky person i love snacking but the thing is you might have the prices really expensive
31:54it's a tough economy out there rabbi Allah yeah don't be saying that surely you're on like some
31:58audi prices i can't even say audi can i but you know surely you want some wholesale you're not on
32:03some wholesale you know independent you know shopping prices let's find out that is all ah thank you
32:14with only 250 in the house shopping budget the housemates have nominated mum of the group
32:20alana to undertake the important task of stocking their pantry wait but can we wait can we find
32:25like three like fight for your life to get these three things from all the homies bro like surely
32:30one of them's coffee yeah deodorant it's too much pressure and the requests are coming thick and fast
32:37hans beans beans beans can i have some milo i like milo alana big brother shop is now open okay
32:45she's gonna go in there we're gonna be able to watch her oh there's so much pressure
33:04it's shopping day in the big brother house and alana has been selected to do the weekly shop
33:10she knows what she's doing no she knows what she's doing but she's feeling the pressure as 250
33:16doesn't go too far when you have 12 hungry mouths to feed because i'm getting sweaty now
33:23oh there's michael likes the bloody plain chocolate thing maybe i should take that back
33:28who else said something coffee and wine coffee coffee coffee wait wait wait wait surely if you all get
33:36coffee coffee i get milo you know what i mean and lollies oh how many cans do you get
33:44cordial is probably the better option oh she knows what she's doing so think about everyone's
33:50needs oh halloumi maybe hang on wait it's peanut butter we need honey we need
33:58bagged beans for the pool honey god they did ask for honey
34:06okay coffee and the sweet treats and then if you can get herbs and spices yeah we can turn our basic
34:13rations into nice food yeah yeah oh the tacos they're right in front of me oh no no no no we really
34:20want that how important is it that alana gets this right for the house oh like the thing is she gets it
34:28and she's a mum she gets it i trust her the stress of it all i've gone into the negative i think
34:33peanut butter is better than sauce how much do you reckon he charging in his shop bro because he had
34:39good prices in that room oh i thought she was done it's actually you're starting to get a bit
34:43disorientated now i think with the time oh damn they'll kill me okay it is what it is terrible about
34:50the pepsi but we've got some people missing alcohol so it's okay it's all right i was anxious
34:57there's so much pressure you've got to try and remember the 11 kids that you have
35:07do you need help let's let's unpack the recipe yeah come help mom let's see what we've got
35:14you want a hand yeah there you go is there anymore is there more or no that's it oh you get pepsi we
35:22got coffee that's pretty good oh pepsi oh there's coffee oh my gosh paprika oh my god you're making
35:30fried chicken aren't you girl oh my god no oh i thought that was uh popcorn
35:36oh it's like smart woman oh my god we got curry powder i'm definitely going to be making butter
35:44chicken you've done a great job lovely hot milo what about milk oh we use the soy milk right yeah
35:51well the rations are coming so yeah she actually listened to all of us you did every little
35:57thing that we asked for there's a little i tried my best yeah that is garlic herb
36:02yeah you did actually yeah you were so smart getting okay are you a chocolate in the fridge
36:10kind of person is anyone i'm a chocolate in the freezer kind of guy oh really i'd leave it out
36:15i'd leave it out okay leave it out holly what are we opening first i want to are we allowed to open
36:24stuff do it just open it you've got to keep an eye and make sure people aren't scarfing it as snacks
36:35literally what i thought was luxury i really did and the pepsi for sure the pepsi was a massive
36:41um because bubbles you know i'm trying to be good i just thought why did you say no luxury item
36:48whoa no i'm just saying when i did the shop i planned it out methodically to like do like meals
36:54and things but then i just went you know what just but that's all the money spent that's all the money
36:59spent and you cannot roll over the money okay so how close did you get i got down literally to the
37:04last cent nice yeah i literally got to the last cent i actually this is why we picked you yes yes it's
37:11a lot of pressure who opened the kit caps because now we got to make sure because how many are there
37:19no okay so let me just explain the kitkat process right there's only been 11 now i shared one with you
37:29then okay i said one with me then michael and i shared one and then you had one so you shared two
37:35you shared with michael you shared two i've had a full one no i only said one with me yeah i yeah
37:42we're just saying oh come a snake stop looking at him i see you i feel like i've had one
37:51yeah there's probably 12 in that bag there's probably 12 in that bag oh my god you're the worst
37:56yeah he is the worst no you are you just had one and you're having another one immediately okay fine
38:01i'll put it back dog again that's a week's worth of sweet treats babe we're gonna eat them in one
38:06day we're gonna get more how we get one shopping budget a week we don't know we get one shopping
38:11budget a week around the corner we get one shopping budget a week i haven't had one yet have i
38:19yeah but i'm not gonna have there's a lunch in there i'm not gonna have like i'm not gonna eat
38:23but i i can literally go all day without eating everyone else is the ones that are gonna lose
38:27their minds if we don't have any food yeah my problem is i drink too much milk my guy not that
38:37i eat too much connor loves to put people in their place i think it's it's a good thing but it's also
38:44can come across like quite like he's in charge guess what i'm gonna do while you're away drink my
38:52coffee eat the snack this one that i had in my hand when i took two before i've just been hiding
38:57in something to make it funny one minute yeah okay where are we hiding it just hide it in a vase
39:13or something yeah aren't ants crawling all over it tomorrow no i reckon he'll he'll for sure come check
39:20he'll come busting into the bedroom lady going listen what everybody why is it always my job to be
39:27that responsible
39:37like i am assuming holly has hidden them and they're not actually gone but there's only one kitkat left
39:43and one snake in the fridge and i'm assuming it's because she hid them to mess with me but at the same
39:48time like she shared a kitkat with two people and other everyone else just shared one she shared one
39:53with coco and then she shared one with ed and everyone else has just been sharing one with one
39:58other person so everyone has had half i haven't had any kitkat i haven't had any kitkat but no i'd like
40:04to rather save it again that's a week's worth of sweet treats they're just playing they're playing
40:09they're playing they're just playing
40:21bro what do you guys think uh the biggest shock was today of the whole uh the results that we got
40:26oh i think holly not being or holly or who was it holly connor most least attractive holly connor
40:32yeah i think neither of them is pretty wild we straight missed we have to be connor's clout
40:38no no bro you know what i mean look boys i think we all unanimously unanimously agree holly is number
40:45one yeah number one but we were wrong but we were wrong so clearly we don't have a good day
40:50i think we got to discuss this like do you reckon it was due to like the australian public like feeling
40:55a certain type of way do you think it was because bro curveball it could be if it's older women voting
41:01it may have been mikey last night australia voted jane as the 13th housemate and she was given the
41:14secret mission to sneak into the house and remain undetected there she goes she's had her fix now
41:24yeah what are you on you're on coffee a snake
41:27if the housemates fail to find her in 90 seconds jane will escape nomination but if she's discovered
41:37she'll face a fiction in the very first public vote
41:40is it what happens to me when i get cabin fever how do you feel how do you feel
41:45how do you feel like i'm gonna jump on the wall and hear them do it yeah this is big brother all
41:49housemates to the lounge oh here we go guys now now now now
41:56the last minute twists a lot okay housemates
42:04the australian public has tonight voted in a 13th housemate
42:14oh my god that's exciting and they have already crossed the threshold what's that mean
42:20they're here they're gonna come through they're here they're gonna go through that door no they're
42:23gonna go through that door no they're hiding in the bedroom yo they've been given a sneaky mission
42:30to slip into the house and hide oh right beneath your very noses oh get it in a moment big brother
42:39will grant you 90 seconds to uncover the new housemate but should they remain hidden
42:46the rewards are theirs and you may not like what that means for you lock in they're gonna have
42:52all their luck i'm gonna down this no babe listen to what's going on right now i know what's going
42:58on we're looking for someone or things otherwise that we don't get our stuff housemates are you ready
43:04yes my ass is still on the couch i'm still on the couch i'm still on the couch new housemate ready or not
43:10we're going to get our stuff out
43:14let's go
43:16let's go
43:18let's go
43:20let's go
43:22let's go
43:24Check it out.
43:25Oh, God.
43:26I'm going to show us.
43:27No, I'm going to show us.
43:28Isn't there?
43:29No, the side of the house is sweet.
43:31No.
43:32No.
43:33No.
43:34Oh, my gosh.
43:35Where else?
43:36Oh, my God.
43:37We need to be quick.
43:39He brought it over to the dorm room.
43:41Oh, my God.
43:42Where the are they?
43:43The carpet.
43:44No, not in one of the cupboards.
43:45I don't even care.
43:46Truly not.
43:47Oh, my God.
43:48Actually, I don't know.
43:49Under air.
43:50Where?
43:51You near the pool?
43:52We check in the pool and around the pool.
43:54Oh, my God.
43:55Where?
43:56Oh, my gosh.
43:57It's outside.
43:58It's outside, I reckon.
43:59It is?
44:0010, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
44:10I found you!
44:11Woo!
44:12Woo!
44:13Woo!
44:14Woo!
44:22Oh, my God.
44:23Robinson.
44:27The big brother house is buzzing up to the arrival of our thirteenth housemate, Jane.
44:31Oh, thanks my little buddy.
44:32And the boys can't wait to show her the lay of the land.
44:37You want a tour of the house?
44:38You want a tour of the house?
44:40Yeah, I can.
44:41Admit it as your...
44:42You might as well show me because I am nominated.
44:44Basically, this is the diary room, so that's where you get to...
44:48Oh, he's already in there.
44:50That's where all of our stuff is locked right now.
44:52Here is the room.
44:53We're going to sort you out of bed.
44:55Maybe I can sleep in the corner.
44:57No, we'll get you a bed, don't worry.
44:58We'll get you a bed.
44:59Oh, no.
45:00Oh, there's a door on the shower.
45:01Yeah, and it's...
45:02Don't stand too close.
45:03Because, like, I'll show you.
45:05Because you can see stuff.
45:06See how you can see my hand?
45:07You're not going to be looking at my old ass, I can tell you now.
45:10Well, Jane, look, we don't discriminate ages in here.
45:12We don't discriminate ages.
45:13No, this is our podcast set.
45:15This is where the UWB boys have our podcast.
45:17UWB?
45:18Hang on, what is that?
45:19Underwear boys.
45:20So, essentially, what we do is we all get our underwear.
45:23Because what has happened, Jane, Big Brother took our clothes...
45:26For a big...
45:27Wait, can we talk her through it on the pod?
45:29Yeah, we'll talk her through it on the pod, please.
45:30Oh, okay.
45:31Do you want to do it now?
45:32Yeah.
45:33Okay, hold on.
45:34Just a quickie.
45:35Give her a mic.
45:36Is this my microphone?
45:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:38Welcome back to the UWB podcast with the Underwear Boys, and we are here with...
45:43Jane.
45:44Now, Jane, how's your first five minutes?
45:46Obviously, you've been thrown in the podcast.
45:47I've just been nominated.
45:48Yeah, that's a devastating start to your trip, isn't it?
45:50Oh, my gosh.
45:51That's a heavy entrance, being nominated straight out.
45:53He did say that the Australian public voted her in.
45:56So, the likelihood is they're probably not very likely to vote her out immediately if
46:00they wanted her in.
46:01So, Jane, you got kids?
46:03Kids, yes, I do.
46:04Two sons and two stepchildren, a stepson and a stepdaughter.
46:07Beautiful.
46:08What is your occupation?
46:09I am retired.
46:10What did we do before we hung up the boots?
46:12I was a team leader.
46:13Mm-hmm.
46:14That's okay.
46:15I was in local government.
46:17Love that.
46:18Love that.
46:19Okay, so Jane's wearing a jacket.
46:20She means business in here.
46:21I'm here to win, buddy.
46:22Yeah, you are.
46:23Yay!
46:24I don't think anyone said that.
46:26Why are you here?
46:27Why are you here?
46:28For the experience.
46:29Didn't you answer the question here?
46:30Why are you here?
46:31Fun, fame and money?
46:32I have Tourette's.
46:35He has Tourette's.
46:36I have Tourette's, so I can't help it.
46:38I, like, make noises and sounds.
46:39Connor found you.
46:40You're staring at the man that's put you in nomination.
46:43Honestly, if I get evicted at their next eviction, I'll see you later.
46:47It's great.
46:48But people have voted me to be the 13th housemate, so I need to stay.
46:57Hello, Jane.
47:03Hello.
47:04Jane, how was your first night in the house?
47:07Fantastic.
47:08Really good.
47:09I'm a little bit tired, but it's good.
47:12Everyone's very nice.
47:13It might be a bit mean, but let's hide from Jane.
47:16She hid from us.
47:17Yes.
47:18Oi, oi, oi.
47:19Oi.
47:20While Jane's in the diary room, let's hide from her.
47:22She hid from us.
47:23Tell me, which housemates have you gravitated towards so far?
47:26Um, I like the girl next to me, Emily, the schoolteacher.
47:30She hid from us.
47:31Just hide somewhere, go.
47:32Go, bro, hide somewhere.
47:33Go, hide somewhere.
47:34And the Sri Lankan girl, I can't remember.
47:36She is lovely because she doesn't live very far from me.
47:38They're nice.
47:39Everyone's quite nice.
47:40Come with me.
47:41I'll take you with me.
47:42Hide there.
47:43Hide there.
47:44Hide there.
47:45Hide there.
47:46Is it good?
47:47Yeah.
47:48Is it good?
47:49Yeah, that's good.
47:50And the boys are all really nice, aren't they?
47:51But there's some of them a bit immature and everything.
47:53But everyone seems nice, but I'm sort of trying to be nice, you know, friendly with
47:58everyone.
47:59But, you know, it's hard.
48:00Thank you, Jane.
48:01Welcome to the Big Brother house.
48:03And enjoy getting to know your new housemates.
48:08Good night.
48:13Go there.
48:14Where...
48:29Where is everyone?
48:31Oh, no.
48:32What's happened now?
48:34No, she's got a good sense of humour.
48:36She'll like it.
48:37Where is everybody?
48:42Oh, this is hilarious.
48:48Oh, it's cold out here.
48:50Hey, everyone.
48:52Good night.
48:53Good night.
48:54Good night, world.
48:59Dreamworld.
49:00The home of Big Brother.
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