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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:12What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up.
00:00:20You stay away from me.
00:00:22You're insane.
00:00:25I can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:28Leanne.
00:00:30You and Asher?
00:00:32You're a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:37But you've gotta go.
00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57How was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:15We done here?
00:01:17Yes, I did. You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:25Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:48This isn't working out.
00:01:49But...
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:51What am I doing?
00:01:52So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra. Like, seriously?
00:02:09So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother. I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:28How about you and I...
00:02:31Um, you're... Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:45I'm sorry. Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:01Oh, damn it!
00:03:02Shit!
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:03:06Oh, my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Oh, yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you?
00:03:12Damn.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:25Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinkie spray?
00:03:31Pinkie spray.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Friends forever.
00:03:34Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pinkie spray?
00:03:43Pinkie spray.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:46Stop doing that.
00:03:55Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01They're our biggest client.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:05Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12That's cool.
00:04:19What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers, mate.
00:04:36How about we?
00:04:39Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey, we're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:48Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:57You're not your wing man.
00:05:28I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:32I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:54Stop.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:27Friends forever.
00:06:57Friends forever.
00:07:27Friends forever.
00:07:36Let's do that again.
00:07:37Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know, what am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:01Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:14What?
00:08:15Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:39Sex without strings.
00:08:42You do you, I do you, I do me, and we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay, sold.
00:09:03Plenty of benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:55He's here to see my father.
00:09:57Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:18Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:19You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:25What's this?
00:10:38I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:41A contract?
00:10:42It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:45Okay.
00:10:46Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:49It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:51Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:05Article 4.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:09No lies.
00:11:12Article 5.
00:11:13Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:20I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally.
00:11:35Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:38Let's see.
00:11:51Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one?
00:13:05No.
00:13:07What?
00:13:12I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:24Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:37Come on.
00:13:42Friends first?
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:52Friends first.
00:13:53So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:06He asked me out.
00:14:07He asked me out.
00:14:08He asked me out.
00:14:09Breathe, Beth.
00:14:10Breathe.
00:14:11I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:14On Asher?
00:14:15Yes.
00:14:16He asked you out?
00:14:17Yes.
00:14:18On a date?
00:14:19Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:14:20Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:21Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:26Oh.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Um.
00:14:29Yeah, okay.
00:14:30I gotta go.
00:14:31Getting a mani-pedi ready for the big night.
00:14:32I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:33Bye.
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00:15:26What about sports?
00:15:29Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date?
00:15:33I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:35he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:39Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:52No, no, no, never.
00:15:56He's, we're friends, we're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:06Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:11Siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really? Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:23my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:30It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Well, where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:38Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:57I had a wonderful time.
00:17:03I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:09Good night.
00:17:11It's my favorite part of my life.
00:17:12It's my favorite part of my life.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:14Okay, thank you.
00:17:16Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up and I will fuck you.
00:17:30It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Where are we going?
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:06Toodles.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:15It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:23jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:33No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:44Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:47Not for Beth.
00:18:48You don't.
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:51I want to wait.
00:18:52Just in case she is the one.
00:18:55You never know.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:57I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:09Come on.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:20Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24It's not for you.
00:19:25Mmm.
00:19:26Mmm.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28Alright.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:19:36And I was rude.
00:20:06Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Print it first.
00:20:43The animal wants.
00:21:05The animal wants.
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:15Shit!
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad. My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here. Let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:34Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:35Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:14Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:59arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date assholes.
00:23:05Old men.
00:23:10Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flows for Mrs. Leanne Lamont.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:50Mr. Merrick?
00:23:51Yes.
00:23:53Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um...
00:24:03I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:10I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:32Dinner later?
00:24:34Sounds awesome.
00:24:56Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:02You know, Leanne,
00:25:04I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection
00:25:17that's just so deep,
00:25:20so immediate
00:25:21that you just know?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know,
00:25:30he told me
00:25:31he wants us to wait
00:25:32for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build
00:25:35a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I...
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way,
00:25:48I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway,
00:25:57gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:06Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it...
00:26:17Attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:21How's Beth,
00:26:22by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're
00:26:24going to settle down
00:26:25with her.
00:26:26Yeah,
00:26:26you never know.
00:26:31Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you
00:26:33what's going to happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This
00:26:38is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice,
00:26:43long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This
00:26:47is your headline
00:26:48for wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:50And
00:26:51looks like you
00:26:53have done
00:26:53some stupid things.
00:26:58And this
00:26:59is your love line.
00:27:02So you've got
00:27:02a rocky beginning
00:27:03over here.
00:27:06But you have
00:27:07a long line
00:27:08of love
00:27:09ahead of you.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:10You want to go home
00:27:32and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:35I'm going to go home.
00:27:38I'm going to go home.
00:27:39I'm going to go home.
00:27:40I don't know.
00:28:10I don't know.
00:28:40I don't know.
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:42I don't know.
00:28:43I don't know.
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00:28:47I don't know.
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00:28:53I don't know.
00:28:54I don't know.
00:28:55I don't know.
00:28:56I don't know.
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00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00I don't know.
00:29:01I don't know.
00:29:02Oh.
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:12I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello.
00:29:14Hello! Your front door was unlocked!
00:29:18My front door!
00:29:31Nuts.
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:38Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:44What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going. I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything. It was me. I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter. I fucked up. Whatever it is. It was. I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:21I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:36Hence first?
00:30:42Hence first.
00:30:43Hey, Beth.
00:30:58Go away!
00:30:59Go away!
00:31:05I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:12You on the other hand. I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no. It's not what you think, okay? It was a stupid game. Friends with benefits. But it's over now, okay? I promise.
00:31:21Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not. Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us. You and me.
00:31:41Please. Give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57Leanne, it's me again. Don't know why you're avoiding me. I'm so confused. Friends forever, remember?
00:32:18Eric, hi. I'm sorry if it's been a while. I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:35Asher? Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leanne? Call me!
00:32:51Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:21It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:45Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me!
00:33:54Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages. Uh, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit. I'll call you when I can.
00:34:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:46To love. Wait. Love sucks.
00:35:02Okay. I think we've had enough. How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:09Fabulous.
00:35:13Easy.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:17Easy.
00:35:19What a goodie, doesn't it?
00:35:49What a goodie, doesn't it?
00:36:17I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:39It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:46Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:52I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:59I'm going to talk to her.
00:37:00I really like the interior of her.
00:37:01I'm going to talk to her that she's not as excited as she is.
00:38:38What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:42Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:44Hey, your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself. Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:57Asher.
00:38:58Look at the loser.
00:38:59It's so embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:05Come here.
00:39:05Come on.
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:12Come on.
00:39:14Come on.
00:40:22Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:24I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:27We only just got back together.
00:40:30Beth, we were never together.
00:40:33I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:39Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:43I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:55You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:59Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09Shit.
00:41:28No!
00:41:29No!
00:41:30No!
00:41:31No!
00:41:32No!
00:41:33No!
00:41:34No!
00:41:35No!
00:41:36No!
00:41:37No!
00:41:38Ah!
00:42:58When do you want to hook up?
00:43:02How about a hotel this time?
00:43:05We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:11Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:17XO, XO.
00:43:19When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:28I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:30Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:42I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:44I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:48Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:52Clearly not.
00:43:53I am not a cheater.
00:43:58I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:08I do.
00:44:13Kate.
00:44:14You're my lover.
00:44:44I will, I will, I will!
00:45:00Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:03Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:08Please, don't marry her.
00:45:11You don't love her.
00:45:13You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:25A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that?
00:45:59It's crazy.
00:46:00Oh my god.
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:05Did you, uh, get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:12Hello!
00:46:21Did you get my messages?
00:46:23You're going to love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:25I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you.
00:46:28And there's more with the doorman.
00:46:29Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:31Sure.
00:46:42Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:03You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:06Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:10Ever.
00:47:12Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:22Effective now.
00:47:24Wait, what?
00:47:26Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:37Oh my god.
00:47:39Why would she do this?
00:47:42Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:44No, it's not true, this will ruin me.
00:47:46You know Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But you never speak to me again.
00:47:53So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:54Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:57It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:58It's already in the trades.
00:47:59You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:00Nobody will touch you.
00:48:01So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:04Asha?
00:48:05Asha?
00:48:06Asha?
00:48:07Asha?
00:48:08Asha?
00:48:09You bitch.
00:48:10What?
00:48:11You jealous bitch.
00:48:12What?
00:48:13What are you doing?
00:48:14What are you doing?
00:48:15I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:16So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:17Honey?
00:48:18What are you talking about?
00:48:19I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:20The whole job well done.
00:48:21Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:22Stay away from me.
00:48:23Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:24We are not friends.
00:48:25Okay, what are you doing?
00:48:26Asha?
00:48:27You bitch.
00:48:28What are you doing?
00:48:29What are you...
00:48:30I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:32So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:35Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about?
00:48:38I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:41The whole job well done.
00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:45Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:50We are not friends.
00:48:52Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:55Stay away from me.
00:48:56Don't contact me.
00:48:57Don't speak to me.
00:48:58Don't look at me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:22You are dead to me.
00:49:28You are dead to me.
00:49:29Stay away from my wedding.
00:49:32You are dead to me.
00:49:33You are dreaming.
00:49:34You are dead to me.
00:49:35You are dead to me.
00:49:40Peace be true.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:19Heliotrope purple.
00:52:21It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:35She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:38Oh my God.
00:52:40Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:42Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:45Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57Beth?
00:52:58Beth?
00:53:11Beth?
00:53:13Bess?
00:53:43Bess?
00:54:12Oh my god.
00:54:30She's insane.
00:54:32What are you doing here?
00:54:36Bess, you set me up.
00:54:41You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:44I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:48And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:54You're insane.
00:54:59I'll scream.
00:55:00Nobody will hear you.
00:55:06I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:13I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:16I promise, Beth.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19You and Asher?
00:55:20Or...
00:55:21You're a great couple.
00:55:23He loves you.
00:55:25Why don't I just go away?
00:55:29I'll move.
00:55:31I'll quit my job.
00:55:32Just...
00:55:33Please.
00:55:34Beth.
00:55:35Don't hurt me.
00:55:36Okay?
00:55:37I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've gotta go.
00:55:44I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:45But you've gotta go.
00:55:46I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:47But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:51I gonna...
00:55:52I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:53I...
00:55:54I'm sorry...
00:55:55I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:56But you've gotta go.
00:55:57My God!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59And that, I can't...
00:56:01But...
00:56:02He's gonna...
00:56:03He's gonna...
00:56:04Where's he going?
00:56:05Where's he going?!
00:56:06Where's he going?
00:56:07Where's he going?
00:56:08Where's he going?
00:56:10He's coming.
00:56:11Where's he going?
00:56:12Where's he going?
00:56:14He...
00:56:15Oh, my God.
00:56:45Don't bother.
00:57:13That pipe's in there good.
00:57:15You're not going anywhere.
00:57:19You're crazy.
00:57:21You're never getting away with it.
00:57:23Oh, but I will.
00:57:25See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:27and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:29and when I get back,
00:57:31you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:37You bitch.
00:57:43You bitch!
00:57:45Oh, and by the way,
00:57:47you're fired!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:57:51Toodles!
00:57:53Toodles!
00:57:59You bitch!
00:58:00You bitch!
00:58:15You bitch!
00:58:17I don't know.
00:58:47I don't know.
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:47I don't know.
01:00:17I don't know.
01:00:19I don't know.
01:00:21I don't know.
01:00:23What are you doing here?
01:00:25Keep going fast.
01:00:27What's going on, Beth?
01:00:29Security, take this woman away.
01:00:31She's clearly deranged.
01:00:33Let's go finish it.
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42That's completely absurd.
01:00:43That's completely absurd.
01:00:44Is this true?
01:00:49She's crazy.
01:00:50Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:57Asher, you love me.
01:00:59We're getting married today.
01:01:01Go, go, go!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:06You're ruining everything!
01:01:08Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:09You're ruining everything!
01:01:10Beth, how could you?
01:01:11I did it for you, baby.
01:01:12For us.
01:01:13Get off me!
01:01:14Get off me!
01:01:15I will kill you.
01:01:16I will kill you!
01:01:17Just-
01:01:18Ow!
01:01:19Get off!
01:01:20Hey!
01:01:21No!
01:01:22No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24No, no, no, no!
01:01:26I-
01:01:29No, no, no, no!
01:01:30I-
01:01:31Beth, not long to take me out!
01:01:33faire de-
01:01:43Oh my God!
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Good.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:04Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09God!
01:02:10Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13Come on.
01:02:16Babe.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:18Wake up, babe.
01:02:20Baby, wake up.
01:02:21Baby.
01:02:22Hey, wake up.
01:02:23Wake up, baby.
01:02:25Leanne.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:28Asher.
01:02:29Yes, it's me.
01:02:30And it's all over.
01:02:37I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:39I'm more sorry.
01:02:41You saved me.
01:02:42You're my hero.
01:02:48I'm sure I love you.
01:02:51I love you, Leanne.
01:02:58Let me help you.
01:03:00Come on.
01:03:01Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:14Will you marry me?
01:03:15Yes.
01:03:16Yes.
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:20Yes.
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:28They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:29They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.
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