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00:01You're in big trouble, son.
00:03Can you just trust me for a second? Harper, honey.
00:05It's Harper, honey.
00:06You tutor me in chemistry, so I get at least a beat.
00:09You get me a date with Jack to the prom.
00:11A fake date would make Jack jealous.
00:13But remember, Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
00:19Um, a little privacy, please.
00:22Can I actually be fond for Harper?
00:24Do I like him?
00:26If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you...
00:31So is this just all a bet to you?
00:33A fucking bet!
00:35I've officially fond for Harper, honey.
00:37And I'm too late.
00:39I'm doing this for him.
00:41Because I love him.
00:43What the hell are you waiting for?
00:45We'll meet your girl alone.
00:56I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
01:11To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
01:16But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
01:19I mean...
01:22Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
01:29No...
01:30No, no, no, no, no, no! This was out on the yearbook!
01:36That's it!
01:39Buckhead!
01:40Shut!
01:41Up!
01:49Road to Picard
01:59Brady Wilder?
02:00What is my Nemesis doing here?
02:01Ugh!
02:02Sorry to barge in, but I've got a dare to win.
02:06Damn, Brady.
02:08You've already got her pants off?
02:09Man, you are fast.
02:11What are you talking about?
02:14What are you doing, Buckhead?!
02:16Can you just trust me for a second, Harper, honey?
02:18It's Harper-Honey.
02:19It's Harper-Honey.
02:20Hey, Brady, where are you going?
02:23The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
02:27This will be better.
02:31I promise.
02:33You better start explaining.
02:38Oh, I thought you knew everything.
02:41What about science?
02:42What about you and your degenerate friends?
02:44Now talk.
02:45Didn't you just yell me to shut up?
02:46I think the whole dorm heard that.
02:48If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help.
02:51In three, two...
02:57Okay, fine.
02:59I need a favor.
03:01I need your underwear.
03:07Ow!
03:08Did you just bite me?
03:09Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
03:11Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
03:14Listen, we were playing truth or dare.
03:17And when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you.
03:20In front of everybody.
03:22But we don't actually have to do that.
03:24If you just give me your underwear, people will think we did.
03:27So, you're welcome.
03:29Ha!
03:30In your dreams, puck head.
03:36I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
03:39Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
03:44But, I mean, you're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
03:48Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
03:53It's your choice.
03:55I'll have my fun either way.
04:01In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Harper Honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her droid.
04:08Don't go through my stuff!
04:09What will we find?
04:18Ugh!
04:19Fine, puck head.
04:20Just stop.
04:21I'll do it.
04:22But you owe me.
04:25You wish!
04:40Yeah.
04:41Let's do it.
04:43What do I owe you?
04:46A kiss?
04:48Would it be your first?
04:49Hilarious.
04:51But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
04:54And just leave me alone.
04:56For good.
04:59Deal.
05:03Oh!
05:04One last thing.
05:09God!
05:14Why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
05:16Look away!
05:20Oh!
05:21You like the view?
05:23I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
05:27So long, honey.
05:30It's honey!
05:34Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
05:40It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
05:46And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
05:51That is, except for the one student that got an A.
05:56Parker Honey.
05:58Hey, nerd!
05:59I'm a nerd.
06:15I'm proud!
06:19I'm out!
06:20Sour time!
06:26Water.
06:28We need to talk.
06:32You're in big trouble, son.
06:36You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen,
06:39but you would not be the laziest.
06:41Lazy?
06:42Coach, are you serious? I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
06:45I'm talking about your studies, son.
06:47If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final,
06:52you're gonna lose your spot on the team.
06:55Now trust me, it'll hurt me more than it hurt you.
07:01Let us accept for the one student that got an A.
07:04Harper Hunt.
07:09Don't worry.
07:11I've got a plan.
07:12This team comes for you, sir.
07:18Huckhead, what are you doing?
07:20I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
07:22This is my hostage until you hear me out.
07:27I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
07:35Brady, I need my camera back. These pictures are for the yearbook.
07:38Look, look, don't worry. I got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
07:43You like my smile?
07:44As much as I like you talking to me.
07:46I know, I know. We've never really gotten along.
07:48But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know?
07:51Let's end the year as friends.
07:55Absolutely not.
07:56Honey, please.
07:57It's honey.
07:59Honey suits you, sweetie.
08:01I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
08:06Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
08:09As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
08:14Harper?
08:15Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
08:16Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady.
08:19And I'm the only senior on scholarship.
08:21If my grades slip, so does my financial aid.
08:24I'm sorry, I didn't know.
08:30But you're my only hope.
08:33Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
08:36Puck bunnies?
08:37Right.
08:38Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
08:45You're the only one who got an A.
08:50Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
08:55What is the periodic symbol for Bispa?
09:00It's bye.
09:01As in...
09:02Bye-bye.
09:12Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
09:15Well, good thing he's not my crush.
09:17Good thing I like...
09:18Jack Watson.
09:19Sorry.
09:20Do I know you?
09:21Oh, I, uh...
09:22No.
09:23I mean...
09:24I'm Harper.
09:25I, uh...
09:26I work yearbook.
09:27I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
09:28At the charity gala.
09:29Cool.
09:30Yeah, galas are important.
09:32Definitely.
09:33I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally witchy.
09:34I mean...
09:35God, she's even a second in embarrassment.
09:36Yeah, yeah.
09:37Hey.
09:38See you around here, Anna.
09:39I, uh...
09:40I...
09:41I have to work yearbook.
09:42I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
09:44At the charity gala.
09:46Cool.
09:47Yeah, galas are important.
09:49Definitely.
09:50Definitely. I was saying definitely and I just tried to sing totally witchy. I mean...
09:56God, she's giving me second in embarrassment.
09:59Yeah, yeah. Hey. See you, Ronana.
10:03It's hard.
10:05You might be good at school, but you get a big fat ass at being cool because that is truly pathetic.
10:13Leave me alone, Brittany.
10:17Leave me alone, Brittany.
10:19Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin going to do? Cry?
10:22Oh!
10:24How's it feel being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep?
10:29I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms and the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that fugly backpack.
10:35Stop! What are you doing? My own studies. Hand me down.
10:38I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
10:44What do we have here?
10:46No. That's my chemistry homework. I was working all night. I do tomorrow.
10:50It's not like you had anything better to do.
10:53Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
10:56Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college and I don't hook up with jocks.
11:00Oh, yeah. Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to. No one will touch you. Hand me down.
11:05Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways and oh, just a thought. Study if you don't want to fail.
11:12Oh, and here's another balance and you won't get wet.
11:15Oh, did you want your stuff back? Okay, swim for it, bitch.
11:39Oh, did you want this, Terrell? No. Did you? Did you want it? No. Okay. Go grab it. No, please.
11:53Leave her alone.
11:55Take it, honey. Take it, honey.
12:16Are you good? Just peeking.
12:20You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
12:23Oh, come on, Brady. We were just having some fun with our girl. You're so cute when you're mad.
12:28Us jocks have to stick together.
12:30Delete those pictures, Brittany.
12:31Or what? What is she gonna do to us?
12:34She won't do anything. I, on the other hand?
12:41My phone! Oh, my God!
12:43Oh, my God!
12:52My hair!
12:54My makeup!
12:57Help me!
12:58Girl, I gotcha!
13:00Oh, my God!
13:01Oh, here!
13:03You are so dead.
13:05It's better than being still so stuck in the fountain.
13:21You don't have to do this.
13:22These guys are looking at you like a piece of meat.
13:24Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
13:30Alright, let's go. I mean, you helped me with that at least, uh...
13:32God, you are so bad at this.
13:55What's up, Hudson?
14:01Oh.
14:05Hey, Walter.
14:07Hi, Hannah.
14:08Harper.
14:09Right.
14:10Harper.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:12He's never said my name before.
14:14It's like he really sees me.
14:17What are you doing?
14:18You're ruining my chances with him.
14:21I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
14:25Oh, my God.
14:36Just hear me out.
14:38Look.
14:39I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
14:43Whoa.
14:44Honey, listen.
14:45I'm not saying we should be friends.
14:46I'm simply proposing it to you.
14:48I already told you.
14:49I'm not gonna tutor you.
14:50Shh.
14:53You know, for someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
14:58Do you know what quid pro quo means?
15:00Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
15:02I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
15:04Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
15:11I think there's something you want.
15:13What about Jack Hudson?
15:14What about Jack Hudson?
15:15I mean, you like him, don't you?
15:16Don't try to deny it.
15:17I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
15:18And that little wave.
15:19You're such a jerk.
15:20A popular jerk.
15:21One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge
15:26you.
15:27I mean, I don't know why, but I don't know why.
15:28How about Jack Hudson?
15:29How about Jack Hudson?
15:30What about Jack Hudson?
15:31What about Jack Hudson?
15:32I mean, you like him, don't you?
15:33Don't try to deny it.
15:34I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
15:37And that little wave.
15:38You're such a jerk.
15:39A popular jerk.
15:40One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge
15:47you.
15:48I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but I mean, they'll
15:53help you land him.
15:54But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
15:58Okay.
15:59How about this?
16:00You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
16:05And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
16:10Let's just say your plan works.
16:12Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
16:15What?
16:16You know, I'm like Kiss and other stuff.
16:21You're crazy.
16:22This is crazy.
16:23Oh, my God.
16:24I can't even believe I even considered this.
16:26I'm going.
16:27What?
16:28I can see you need more convincing.
16:35So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
16:38Wow.
16:39Do I like him?
16:51No, Harper.
16:52He's your nemesis.
16:53Remember?
16:54That kiss was...
16:56Wow.
16:57Do I...
16:58Do I...
16:59Like him?
17:00No, Harper.
17:01He's your nemesis.
17:02Remember?
17:03No, Harper.
17:04He's your nemesis.
17:05Remember?
17:06That kiss was...
17:08Wow.
17:09But...
17:10This is Harper, honey.
17:12Not bad, Tudor girl.
17:13That was pretty convincing.
17:15That was...
17:16Nothing for me.
17:17If Paul says otherwise.
17:18I hate to admit it, but he's right.
17:19If I really want Jack's attention, I need his help.
17:22Look, honey.
17:23I know it seems like I don't care about anything, but I actually do care about my grades.
17:40I mean, enough to stay on the hockey team.
17:44But...
17:45I know my mom would be rolling in her grave if she knew I was about to fuck up my only dream.
17:51I always...
17:52I always wanted her to be proud of me.
17:59Well, if you insist on not needing help with your crush, I will, uh...
18:03Wait!
18:07Wait!
18:12Fine.
18:14Let's do it.
18:17We tutor each other.
18:18I get you at least a B and Kem, and you get me a date with Jack to the prom.
18:22And it has to be the prom.
18:24Nothing left.
18:26Deal?
18:29Deal.
18:33Alright.
18:34Meet me after dinner at my dorm.
18:35Oh, and...
18:37Where's something sexy, honey?
18:39It's honey.
18:40What did I just get myself into?
18:52What are you doing in my bed?
18:58Seriously, Brady.
18:59If the dorm moms catch you in my bed after hours, we're both screwed.
19:02Chillax, honey.
19:03The dorm moms love me.
19:05They never get in trouble.
19:06They think I'm a Dora.
19:09I thought you wanted me to meet you at your dorm.
19:14I did.
19:15But then I figured you might show up looking like...
19:20That.
19:24Look, I'm taking you to your first high school party.
19:27If you want to sell the idea of us being a thing...
19:29Just...
19:31For Jack to notice me.
19:33Yeah, yeah.
19:34For Jack.
19:35But you gotta look like a girl I'd date.
19:36But I can't go full blonde in an hour.
19:38I mean, the bleach wouldn't have enough time to rot my brain either.
19:42Haha, very funny.
19:44Look, let's just focus on me tutoring you, Mr. D+.
19:48Deal.
19:49I'll be the best student ever.
19:51But, in exchange for my compliance,
19:55I get to choose what you wear to the party tonight.
19:57Fine.
20:00Open your book to chapter six.
20:02Forgotten by.
20:04Can we share yours?
20:06Am I supposed to share the bed with my nemesis now?
20:11Come on.
20:12That don't bite.
20:14Well, until lesson three at least.
20:17Chill, Harper.
20:18It's just a bed.
20:20You're just sitting.
20:21You're just tutoring him.
20:23Oh.
20:24And before we start...
20:26I need you to sign this.
20:30Tutor agreement between Harper H and Brady W.
20:35Is this a contract?
20:38Is this a contract?
20:39Harper H will tutor Brady W. in chemistry until he gets a B so he can remain on the hockey team.
20:54B.
20:56Brady W. will tutor Harper H in seduction until she becomes proficient, so Jack Hudson asks her to prom.
21:04C.
21:05Both parties should keep this agreement strictly confidential.
21:09Are you serious?
21:10Obviously.
21:12Any amendments or red lines?
21:14Only one.
21:16The parties will go back to being strangers after the purposes are fulfilled.
21:19No real emotions are permitted.
21:20I don't think you'll be able to stop yourself from falling for me, honey.
21:30Help!
21:32Watch me, Puckhead.
21:33Watch me, Puckhead.
21:43But remember, Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
21:50Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
21:51They're all friends.
21:53Okay.
21:55Chem time.
21:57Let's start with bonding theory.
21:58Oh, like what we're doing right now.
22:00Puckhead!
22:01Do you want to get kicked off the hockey team or not?
22:03Right. Sorry.
22:05Okay.
22:07A chemical bond is an attraction of two or more atoms that form...
22:21Stop staring at him, Harper!
22:24A chemical?
22:26Great!
22:27And do you think the atoms share protons?
22:29Or electrons here?
22:31Uh...
22:36Whoa.
22:37I never noticed how pretty she is, of course.
22:40Jeez.
22:41Focus, Brady.
22:42You got this?
22:43Just think about it.
22:46Electrons?
22:48That's right!
22:49Good job!
23:00Okay.
23:13Next section.
23:24What's next?
23:26That's it.
23:27We finished the chapter.
23:29Seriously?
23:30I totally get it now.
23:32It's just easier to understand when you explain it.
23:34You're a great tutor, honey.
23:36Let's just hope you are, too.
23:38Let's go.
23:39Whoa.
23:40Not yet.
23:42Our deal.
23:43Remember?
23:52Do you have anything in here that doesn't make you look like a nerd?
23:54Or a boy?
23:59No way.
24:01That's my dance recital costume from freshman year.
24:03Perfect.
24:05I could never pull that off.
24:06It's too tiny.
24:08Which makes it perfect.
24:10Lesson one.
24:11Gotta look the part.
24:13Lesson two.
24:14Confidence.
24:16Now put this on.
24:20Uh, turn around.
24:22Oh.
24:23Sorry.
24:24I need some...
24:25I need some fun.
24:26What?
24:27Hmm.
24:28I need some stuff.
24:29I need some stuff.
24:30No,
24:31nothing, right?
24:32I need some stuff.
24:34I need some stuff.
24:36No, just, do you?
24:37No, just?
24:38I need some stuff.
24:39I need some stuff.
24:40No, just you're mad at it.
24:41No, just, do you do you have an analogy.
24:42You're not doing it.
24:43I'm all a bit silliness.
24:45I need some stuff.
24:46And now I'm oh, what?
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