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Big Brother (2023) - Season 3 Episode 38
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00:01That I'm doing well, I think I've never needed more advice from my mum or dad in my whole entire life.
00:10Like, ever. So I just need to hear that I'm doing well.
00:14Because I know they'll tell me.
00:17I've never needed to see you more.
00:21Silly, really.
00:23It's not silly, Elsa. Big Brother understands.
00:30It's okay, there will be much. Even if there's not a letter, I feel like there will be much.
00:48I don't want to say it. I can buy something nice for the house.
01:00I know water that's thicker than blood, that's deeper than love with my friends.
01:21Day 43, 9.44am.
01:35Hey, how are you?
01:37Her dogs are trying to say hello to my dogs, Jenny.
01:40What the hell?
01:42So, Letters Day.
01:44Letters Day, indeed.
01:46That was actually my first thought when I woke up.
01:49Cameron, Emily and Elsa are in the bedroom.
01:52You know, because we've been living here the whole time, like, can you imagine anyone, like, walking up the stairs? I just can't.
01:58No.
01:59That's like one thing we're never going to experience as a house.
02:01It's such a random thing to want to know.
02:03I know, but sometimes, this is what I always think, if I'm trying to get over a boy, I picture them walking up the stairs on all fours.
02:10Do you know what I picture?
02:11What?
02:12Them in a nappy.
02:13In a nappy!
02:14Richard has come to the diary room.
02:18Morning, Richard. How do you feel this morning?
02:20Well, I'm all right, really. Looking forward to the letters, assuming that we can afford them, but hoping that we do have enough to avail ourselves of this option.
02:32Who are you hoping to hear from?
02:34I suppose top of the list would be my son in America, because before I came in here, we would be speaking on the phone every day, virtually every day.
02:42If there was a day we didn't speak, there would at least be a text message that would go back and forth.
02:46So that would be nice, and I'd love to hear about how the grandkids are getting on.
02:50The only slight fly in the ointment is, of course, the issue with Tasia, who, rather unfortunately, finds herself without any eyes at all.
03:00They were simply replaced with a token that said, I owe you.
03:04And, of course, Emily, her letter, apparently, was already shredded some time ago.
03:09So it would be a little bit unfortunate if people were having letters read and, you know, with requisite quantities of tissues being dabbed into eyes and things like that,
03:20while two people have to sit there with nothing at all. That wouldn't be very nice, really.
03:26BUZZER
03:3212.32pm
03:35Some of the housemates are enjoying a late breakfast.
03:40Question, who just made the last round of coffees there?
03:43Me.
03:45Why?
03:46Leaving stuff out?
03:48I'm eating my breakfast. I'll put it away. I always care about fucking myself, thank you.
03:52Leaving the milk is fucking criminal.
03:55What? I always do... Am I not allowed to eat my breakfast before I get home?
03:58Fuck, I've got a new salmon here.
04:01Oh, you've been sammed.
04:03Hello!
04:05You've been sammed.
04:07Sorry, no, I'm not taking none.
04:09I always clean up after myself. Hello!
04:11I just hadn't finished eating my breakfast or drinking my coffee.
04:13Don't worry. Yeah, that's how it works.
04:16So, in the vicinity.
04:20Tasia and Jenny are in the garden.
04:23How are you? Good, how are you?
04:25Good, I'm excited.
04:26Yeah, I'm really excited to see who your letter is going to be.
04:29I don't know, because I think it will be my ma.
04:33Yeah.
04:34It will choke me if my granny writes me a letter.
04:36Aw.
04:37But I hope someone's able to buy yours, too.
04:40Yeah.
04:41It just feels sore because you'll be sat around and...
04:44It's just because everyone else has got it.
04:46I think that's just what it is.
04:47But in terms of, like, her, like, bankrupting me,
04:50I would have had to do the same thing if I was in her shoes.
04:53You would have had it.
04:54I would have had to, because when she said your name at first,
04:55I was thinking, if we're going off of logic,
04:57I've had something more recently, and I've had a video call.
04:59See, I thought she was going to cheat,
05:01because the reason why I was like, go and fuck off,
05:03because I thought I'm going to start you after this,
05:05because logically...
05:06Because logically...
05:07I spoke to mine three fucking weeks ago.
05:08You want to hold that against me?
05:09Like, are you having a laugh?
05:10Yeah, that didn't...
05:11It didn't make sense, but I knew...
05:12But I thought she was going to cap on.
05:13But then she went back on it.
05:14She went back on it.
05:15She knew that it wasn't right, yeah.
05:16The call, it just fades away,
05:18and to have a letter...
05:19It fades away.
05:20...is completely different.
05:21Now she has been here.
05:22She has been here.
05:23She's been here.
05:24Like, she deserves it now as much as anyone else.
05:26She's more the same as anybody else.
05:27Yeah, as much as anyone else, so...
05:29And, like, she has had a tough, like, go,
05:31like, the last few days, so...
05:33I hope there is something in there for her, at least.
05:35I hope so.
05:36Because I think she needs it.
05:38Emily is talking about her faith.
05:41Like, six months ago, I got reaffirmed with a baptism.
05:45But it was quite funny, because I basically,
05:48when I got baptised, I did a tweet, and it went viral,
05:52because basically, I got baptised in a jacuzzi.
05:55What?
05:56In a jacuzzi.
05:57In, like, an inflatable jacuzzi.
05:58Really?
05:59And there was, like, a guy with an electric guitar
06:01in the background.
06:02Electric guitar?
06:03So I was just getting hate for it.
06:05Like, pfft!
06:06You got baptised in, like, a paddling pool?
06:09Like, people were just on a mad one.
06:11But they were just like, really?
06:12They were like, pfft!
06:13But I don't care.
06:14I love the church I go to.
06:15It's very modern.
06:16Very fulfilling.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Yeah.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Yeah.
06:34Yeah.
06:35I remember you saying that.
06:36And I want to have, like, three or four children.
06:39Why three or four?
06:40Because I want a big family, because I'm an only child.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Fair enough.
06:44Because, especially with me, you only have my mare.
06:45Yeah.
06:46In my mare dies, I have nobody.
06:48So when anything happens to my mare, fuck, so I want to have a big family and I want to
06:52get married and love.
06:55Yeah.
06:56I don't want to get people's hopes up, but I feel like everyone except Teja and I are
06:59getting a letter.
07:00I'm pretty sure.
07:01I'm telling you, the I owe you in the jar means something.
07:05What do I owe her?
07:06She can have my balls back.
07:07I don't have a letter to buy.
07:08I bet she might be able to buy hers.
07:10Her letter?
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:12I thought you were going to choose me because you'd have more to look like you'd have
07:15a vendetta against Teja.
07:16That wasn't it.
07:18It was more because the reason I almost went with you is because you got your little beast
07:22on Friday, but then I thought that was after a horrible week, so it doesn't quite make
07:26up for that.
07:27That's why I changed.
07:29I don't think I could put my letter above Teja's.
07:31I just don't feel right with that.
07:32I don't know.
07:33You'd be like, oh, it's your mum.
07:34But I don't want to say that definitely to Teja.
07:36Just in case I walked into the shop and I have to take my own letter.
07:39But how am I feeling now if I would rather buy Teja's?
07:43Yeah.
07:45Elsa has come to the diary room.
07:48I've never needed more advice from my mum or dad in my whole entire life.
07:54Like, ever.
07:55So, I just need to hear that I'm doing well.
07:58Because I know they'd tell me.
08:01It's funny, actually, the things you don't appreciate on the outside world.
08:07You appreciate more than ever in here.
08:09I don't think I've ever wanted to call my family more.
08:12And it's the things you don't do in everyday life that you take for granted.
08:17You really do.
08:21I don't know why I'm getting all emotional.
08:23I've never needed to see you more.
08:33Um...
08:36And I've never wanted a family meal more.
08:40I've never wanted a dog walk more.
08:44Silly, really.
08:48Yeah.
08:50It's not silly, Elsa.
08:52Big Brother understands.
08:54Thank you, Big Brother.
08:56Big Brother.
09:182.10pm.
09:20This is Big Brother.
09:25Housemates, it's that time of the week again.
09:30Yay!
09:32The Ideal Mini Mart will be open for the final time.
09:36And today, it's the closing down sale.
09:39Yay!
09:41Dragons!
09:42Class.
09:43As you know, this week, the shop is stocked with some extra special items, including irresistible letters from home.
09:54The richest housemates with the most eyes will visit the Ideal Mini Mart first.
10:00First up to browse the shelves is Cameron and Tate.
10:05Yay!
10:06Wait, how many do you have?
10:0727.
10:08We got our money up, mate.
10:09You were sitting there doing that.
10:10We got our money up.
10:11Mum was making moves.
10:12Making moves.
10:17Last time, oh my gosh.
10:20This is Big Brother.
10:23Cameron and Tate, welcome to the Ideal Mini Mart closing down sale.
10:28Letters from home are now available to buy, each priced at 20i's.
10:34Even Emily's shredded letter is available to buy in its many pieces with sellotape included.
10:43It's a letter from home and a puzzle all-in-one.
10:45All at the reasonable price of 22i's.
10:50Housemates are able to purchase letters for other housemates as well as their own.
10:56How much have we got together?
10:57So, 31 plus 31 is 62.
11:00Tasia's no got any, so we definitely get our letters and Tasia's.
11:04Emily, who's going to get Emily's?
11:05Well, no, I reckon whoever comes in with Emily will have some spare.
11:09Yeah, that's fine.
11:10We'll be spending 60 on that.
11:12We'll have two i's to spend.
11:14I don't mean there's nothing worth two i's, is there?
11:15Erm, Big Brother, could we take that cheese for two i's?
11:20Tate, this is the closing down sale.
11:23All my prices are rock bottom.
11:25They're not!
11:27Right, I think, Big Brother, we're going to get our own letters and Tasia's.
11:32So, Tasia can hear from our cap'n.
11:38Tate, that'll be 60 i's, please.
11:41One.
11:43Two, three.
11:49Oh, they've got a bag?
11:51I wonder what they've got, then.
11:52Do you want the good news or the bad news?
11:55The bad news is that you're back.
11:56The good news isn't back, the bad news is that it's 30 i's each for a letter.
12:003-0?
12:01Joking.
12:03Whee!
12:04And guess what, Tasia?
12:07Oh, my God!
12:10No sailor left behind.
12:14The pirate code.
12:16And, Boz, that's actually made, Magda.
12:18That's so nice.
12:20That's so nice.
12:21Octasia!
12:23That's my conscience, Claire.
12:25Next to enter the ideal mini-mart are Jenny and Marcus.
12:32One of us could buy Emily's and she has more potential buying ours back, but I don't know.
12:36She's got 18.
12:37Somebody's bound of two left.
12:38I don't know.
12:39So if I buy Emily's?
12:41She can buy yours.
12:42And you'll just have to tell her when you go out, buy mine.
12:45Right.
12:46Because somebody else has to give you two.
12:47You get the half-spit highlights.
12:48Right, I'll get this.
12:50And then...
12:51And then I'll get Emily's.
12:52Yeah, she'll be bossing.
12:53She doesn't know.
12:54I really hope there's something in there for you.
12:56Oh, no, it's okay.
12:57I'll be happy for everyone else.
12:59Yeah, but...
13:01You can be happy and you can be sad for yourself.
13:04Oh, don't.
13:07Oh, Emily.
13:12I know I'm actually really happy for you.
13:14Yeah, but I don't think they would leave you with nothing.
13:16It's okay.
13:17They'll be fine.
13:18Even if there's not a letter, I feel like they're...
13:19I don't want to say it.
13:20I can buy something nice for the house.
13:25Why'd you look?
13:27Have they changed the pricing?
13:30No.
13:31They're playing.
13:32Emily, your letter?
13:34You know my letter?
13:35You're joking.
13:36If Marcus got...
13:37You have to buy a house, what?
13:39You have to be serious.
13:41Elsie, you have to give her two A's for her to buy Marcus's on the show.
13:44Marcus, thank you so much.
13:45Sorry.
13:50That's enough, Marcus.
13:51Thank you so much.
13:52Can you see what I've got?
13:53Hosting my payments!
13:55Oh, thank you, Marcus.
13:56Thank you so much.
13:57That is far.
13:59This is Big Brother.
14:01Emily.
14:02Yeah?
14:03You must choose a housemate to stick your letter back together
14:07and then read it out loud to you later on today.
14:10Who do I trust most?
14:11Who's got a steady hand?
14:12Oh, God.
14:14I think Richard, because he plays instruments and stuff,
14:19so he's quite handy on his hands.
14:21All right.
14:23I'll try my best.
14:24Thank you so much.
14:25The final housemates to enter the Mini Mart are Richard, Elsa and Emily.
14:33Someone that's got over 20, give me two.
14:35Well, I can do that or you can do that.
14:37And that's it.
14:38So we can get all three of them?
14:39Yes.
14:40Of course we can.
14:41Let's do it.
14:42Let me just check what Elsa is.
14:43Oh, there's cheddar cheese for five eyeballs.
14:45In total, then we need 65 eyes to buy the three of those and that.
14:48Yep.
14:49OK, right.
14:50There we are.
14:51Yes, I think we've made our decision.
14:52Yes.
14:54What the fuck is this, Patcher?
14:56Oh, that was me balancing.
14:58That's class.
14:59I thought she was so sick.
15:00Me and the Jane with Richard all talking to me.
15:02Your date.
15:03The prison date.
15:04Whoa.
15:05Oh, that is actually the best thing we thought.
15:08That is class.
15:0963, 64.
15:11I always forget what comes after 64.
15:13All right.
15:1565.
15:16Yay!
15:17We've got one.
15:18Can I have this as a souvenir?
15:19Can I keep this one?
15:20No, Richard.
15:21You're very kind.
15:293.27pm.
15:35Well, you know, you're not the biggest but we're so proud of you.
15:42Live every minute to the full as always.
15:44Yeah.
15:45You are our sunshine.
15:46Oh, that's nice.
15:47Some of the housemates are talking about education.
15:51How much is it to send a child to private school?
15:54It's a lot.
15:55Like, they pay it per a term.
15:57It does depend what school.
15:58I think my parents paid 13,000 a year.
16:01Did you all go to private school?
16:0313 grand a year.
16:04Also, for context, my private school wasn't even near the most expensive.
16:08Yeah, there's a lot more that are more expensive.
16:10That's quite cheap from private school.
16:12And how many of you went to private school?
16:14Three?
16:15Wow.
16:16Fuck.
16:17My parents were paying £39,000 a year.
16:19Emily, what would you say is, like, the main...?
16:22Because, obviously, if you paid 13 grand, I'd be expecting a lot from, like, the school.
16:26Like, what is it that...?
16:27Smaller classes.
16:28Yeah.
16:29The school trips you could go on were, like, a lot higher.
16:31World expeditions, like, across, like, Malaysia, where you go, like, to the Galapagos Islands
16:36and stuff like that.
16:37Wow.
16:38And also, like, Latin.
16:39Yeah.
16:40The Latin, which I actually think, if I was Prime Minister, I'd actually make it mandatory
16:42that every child learns Latin.
16:43Really?
16:44Because it makes your knowledge of the English language so much more developed.
16:48Yeah.
16:49One time, I went on a school trip to two private schools once, like...
16:53A school trip to a private school?
16:54Well...
16:55Yeah!
16:56Diabolical.
16:57Like, the school looked like Hogwarts, for once.
17:00And then we all sat down, and even the school dinner was just turned all the way up.
17:03Yeah.
17:04If you could afford to send your child to private school, would you?
17:06No.
17:07I feel like the way I grew up, like, I wouldn't be the same...
17:09And you wouldn't be...
17:10You'd be a different person.
17:11Everything happens for a reason, but I think my children will go to...
17:14It doesn't need to be a shit state school.
17:16Yeah.
17:17But they will go to a state school.
17:18You can probably tell earlier if they're academic or not.
17:20Yeah.
17:21Like, see, my son's, like, banging his head against the walls
17:23and digging holes in the ground.
17:24Wasting the money.
17:25No way.
17:26Can't wait.
17:27That's definitely my son.
17:28Yeah.
17:33Have you done it?
17:34Job done.
17:35Oh!
17:36Yeah!
17:37Wow, he's like a surgeon.
17:38In and out, mate.
17:39Yeah.
17:41Clinical.
17:42I knew I'd made the right choice.
17:43No offence, guys.
17:44Job done.
17:45No messing.
17:46Thank you, Richard.
17:47Thank you, Richard.
17:534.49pm.
17:56This is Big Brother.
17:58Today, the Ideal Mini Mart allowed housemates the opportunity to buy their letters from home.
18:07Yay!
18:08All housemates had their letters from home purchased.
18:12Yay!
18:13Woo!
18:14Woo!
18:16Cameron, choose another housemate to read your letter aloud.
18:20No.
18:21Jen?
18:22Aww!
18:23Aww!
18:24A bucket of ox egg.
18:25Do you mind doing it?
18:26I don't mind.
18:27Okay.
18:28Right.
18:31Okay.
18:33It's from your mum and daddy.
18:35So it says,
18:36Dear Cam, what a time you've had.
18:39We can't believe how quickly we've all got used to watching every night.
18:43Amazing that it has seemed so long, but has gone so quickly at the same time.
18:49Everyone is well and is watching.
18:55Grandad, grandma, granny, grumpy, and grandad, oh, written for you, and we all can't wait
19:05to hear your stories.
19:14Daisy and Pap watch every night and are missing you, woof.
19:17Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
19:18The farm is ready.
19:19I'm waiting.
19:20And of course, oh, Jesus, dad has lots of jobs for you.
19:24Well done for being your kind and generous self.
19:31We can see it's been tough at times, especially when you're used to being out in the fields.
19:38But what interesting friends you've made.
19:44Excuse me.
19:47What do you mean by that?
19:49What do you mean by that?
19:50What do you mean by that?
19:51Is that a personal attack?
19:53His dressing is great.
19:54Oh, that's great.
19:57As the weeks have gone on, you've found your voice and shown your default is kindness and genuine interest in everyone.
20:05Putting hours before yourself is not easy in the BB house.
20:08We love and miss you.
20:10See you soon, mum and dad.
20:12Oh, Gary!
20:14You took the best of my heart.
20:16Oh, that's only one down.
20:18Thanks.
20:19Oh, this is going to be heavy, this.
20:22Oh, well, you're all quite interesting.
20:24Oh, interesting.
20:25That sounded like a stray.
20:27Hey, she's watching.
20:28I hope you don't bring out the idea of her.
20:30Elsa, choose another housemate to read your letter aloud.
20:37Tasia.
20:38Oh.
20:39I'm so excited.
20:40It's not even my letter.
20:41It's from your mum and all of them from the outside.
20:42OK, all of them.
20:43All of them.
20:44To our gorgeous Tinkerbell.
20:45You are bloody amazing.
20:46We are so, so proud of you.
20:47It's still so mad seeing you on TV and we are all looking forward to giving you the biggest hugs ever.
20:52We haven't missed one bit of Big Brother.
20:54It has been brilliant to watch.
20:55We've loved your songs and singing.
20:56Oh.
20:57You have had us in giggles.
20:58Can't believe you named your nonie Naomi.
21:02Oh, my God.
21:03Wait, wait.
21:04We can't wait to meet Marcus in therapy if we can see us.
21:05There we go.
21:10Thank you, mate and we're all gonna be real.
21:14Thank you, I'm so proud of you.
21:15Thank you, I'm so proud of you.
21:16Thank you, I'm so proud of you.
21:17Thank you, I'm so proud of you.
21:20Thank you, I'm so proud of you.
21:23Thank you, everybody.
21:24Tayshia, wedding bells are ready, Marcus.
21:34Well, you have lived together,
21:35so me and his mum, Kirsty, will have to buy a hat.
21:39Keep being you, Tink.
21:40You are an amazing and wonderful person.
21:43We love that you made Tayshia a birthday ferret
21:45and attempted a cake.
21:46You're a brilliant friend.
21:48And Fifi had her own time in the diary room, too,
21:51as an honorary housemate.
21:52Mousie has her own face, too, outside.
21:57You are honest, loyal, and a beautiful young woman.
21:59We could never be more proud of the beautiful person you are.
22:03Keep smiling, keep shining, you will always be our star.
22:06Love you always, I'm missing you loads and loads,
22:09from mum and all of us on the outside.
22:13That's so cute.
22:21Thank you, Tayshia.
22:22Oh, I can't wait to meet your mum.
22:24She's going to love you, and Malka.
22:26Mm-hmm.
22:27If you're so lucky that she lets you know her heart,
22:41be careful how you hold it.
22:44She is loved, she is loved, she is loved, she is loved.
22:51Oh, God, you've cried already.
22:55Next to hear her letter is Emily.
23:00Right, this is from Mum, Dad, Anya, Bella and Oslo.
23:03Dear Emily, we love and miss you so much.
23:10We love and miss you so much.
23:12Your start in the Big Brother house was not the easiest,
23:17but we are so proud of you and the strength and resilience you have shown.
23:21You have become such a strong, independent young woman.
23:25Sorry.
23:25We are watching Big Brother every night and cheering you on.
23:28We particularly love how uplifting you are, both in the BB house and life generally.
23:39You have such a warm, bubbly personality, and even though things must feel tough at times,
23:45you continue to smile and create positivity.
23:50Continue to be your lovely, unapologetically loud, quirky self.
23:55Our house is eerily quiet without you.
23:59Live every minute to the full, as always, you are our sunshine.
24:04Love, Mum, Dad, Anya, Bella and Oslo.
24:07P.S. No hurry for you to find a husband.
24:11Yay!
24:13Thank you, Richard.
24:16Thank you so much.
24:18Thank you very much.
24:20Elsa, did you want to read aloud?
24:26You don't have to if you don't want to.
24:28I'll read your letter.
24:31Sorry.
24:32I think it's from your mum.
24:36OK, you ready?
24:39My beautiful baby girl, Tasia.
24:41As you know, my last words to you before you left was, quote,
24:45there is nothing you could ever do which would stop me from being proud of you.
24:49I said this with 100% certainty that if you just be yourself, you could not disappoint me, and I was right.
24:56You have made me feel like the proudest mum in the world, and it's a privilege to not just call you my daughter, but to also call you my best friend and partner in crime.
25:06I'm so amazed by your bravery at only 18 years old to go into a house for seven weeks with a bunch of strangers and be filmed 24 hours a day for the nation to see.
25:19It's been a joy to watch you having fun, making great friendships and putting the world to rights.
25:26Keep having fun and make the most of the time you have left, as you're so lucky to have the opportunity of a lifetime.
25:32You're forever my little star and I'm so excited for you to come home so we can snuggle up in bed and watch trash TV after you make me watch the whole season of Big Brother 2025 again.
25:42Love you so much, baby. Kiss, kiss.
25:49Thank you. That was so good.
26:00Damn right.
26:04Thank you, interesting friend.
26:06Hey Jenny Bells, it's your wee ma here.
26:13Your family and friends and the whole city of Derry are all watching you every night.
26:19We have laughed so, so much, also cried with you at times.
26:25Your name is up in lights all over the city and in the north of Ireland, and we couldn't be any more prouder of our girl.
26:33Oh, I hear you can cook, clean, wash, wash the dishes now.
26:40Let's hope you don't forget that when you come back home lol.
26:51Tiernan has said he loves and misses you so much.
26:55Can't wait to hug you.
27:01Go smash the last few days.
27:03We will all be here waiting for you when those doors open.
27:08Love you forever, my girl, XFXO.
27:10Awww!
27:11Awww!
27:12Awww!
27:13Awww!
27:14Awww!
27:15Thank you!
27:16Awww!
27:17Awww!
27:18Awww!
27:19Awww!
27:20Richard, as much as I love you, I think Marcus will probably match the tone of the writer to this.
27:27Awww!
27:33It's from your mum, your dad, Niamh and the rest of your family.
27:36Awww!
27:37Awww!
27:38Oh, it's going to be nice!
27:40Hello gorgeous boy.
27:41The whole family has been watching you every night and we couldn't be prouder of how you've carried yourself.
27:46You've stayed completely true to who you are, grounded, genuine and respectful and it's been wonderful to see that shine through.
27:53Even though we're not there with you, we talk about you all the time and love seeing how you've held your own and built meaningful friendships in the house.
28:01You've brought warmth, honesty and plenty of funny moments, just as you always do.
28:07We always know when you're on the telly because we can hear that unmistakable seal laugh.
28:11It never fails to make a smile.
28:15Keep being true to yourself and remember that being real is exactly what makes you stand out.
28:20You've already made us incredibly proud, so enjoy every last moment.
28:23You truly deserve it.
28:25We'll see you soon, exclamation mark.
28:27All of our love, Mum, Dad, Niamh and the rest of the family.
28:30Oh, I have to shift gears for that one.
28:36Cheers, bro.
28:40Well done, ladies.
28:49Fuck.
28:50I'm actually burning my arm, I'm so nervous for a little.
28:53I think it's fitting that take, does it?
28:56To all the jokes.
28:57Oh, here we go.
28:59Hi, Marcus. Mum here.
29:00My heart is overfilled with pride. Keep shining.
29:01Love you to bits and just keep being you. We're watching it all and you're entertaining.
29:18Carry on enjoying your time with Tate and Elsa.
29:20Fenton is enjoying watching his uncle too.
29:25Vaughn said him and Beck are proud of you, brother.
29:28You've got nothing to worry about other than your fantasy Premier League ranking.
29:32Nika says she's seen the pictures taken and that she loves you.
29:36We know you're being nothing but yourself in there.
29:39She's proud. Thumbs up emoji.
29:41She says Dad couldn't be happier seeing you do your thing in there.
29:44You're going away!
29:45You're going away!
29:46You're going away!
29:47Yes!
29:49Loads of love, as always, Mum.
29:50Aww.
29:51I think it is fitting if I ask Emily to return the favour.
30:08Aww.
30:09I'd love to.
30:10I'll try and not cry.
30:11I promise.
30:15And it's from Ken and family.
30:21Hi, Dad.
30:23I hope you are doing well.
30:26You have no idea how much we miss you.
30:29It has been such a long time without contact since we first knew each other and became family.
30:35I'm so proud of you for joining Big Brother.
30:39Dad, we are doing great.
30:41And I just wanted to remind you of something you taught me.
30:44That life is not about winning, but about never giving up.
30:48That lesson you passed on to me now is the same one I'm now teaching Ricarda, Samuel and Joseph.
31:01We love you deeply and can't wait to see you and hear all about your experience.
31:07Ricarda has the following message for you.
31:12Jesus Christ.
31:13Hi, Grandpa.
31:17I miss you so, so, so much.
31:23Remember that I will be cheering you on as you go further and further in the competition.
31:28Even if things are hard, remember the fun things we have done together.
31:33I love you.
31:35With love and blessings, Ken and family.
31:37Only wish you the best.
31:42Oh, my God.
31:44Fuck.
31:46How are we going to do it?
31:48Oh, thank you.
31:53Thank you so much for this. I couldn't have done it without you.
31:54No, not worries.
32:08Of course.
32:09Thank you so much for this.
32:21I couldn't have done it without you.
32:23Of course.
32:24No, it's actually that special.
32:26No, thank you so much.
32:27That was very kind because I was thinking you actually risked,
32:30you didn't know, they could have chased advice.
32:32It's like you risked my letter for yours.
32:33So I appreciate that so much.
32:36Special.
32:36I'm glad we all got to do it together.
32:37Mine said, I can't wait to meet Tayshia and Marcus.
32:44Aw, that's adorable.
32:47Your mummy called you a star tail.
32:49I can see the wedding.
32:51I can too.
32:51Really?
32:53Yeah, and I'm going to wear a fascinator.
32:55Babe, you're a bridesmaid.
32:56You're not going to be wearing no fucking hair.
32:58Oh, yeah, fuck.
32:59Okay, right.
33:01Bridesmaid's pink.
33:02But is your dress going to be pink?
33:04Mm, it might be white.
33:06Thank you for reading it out.
33:11Did I read it out okay?
33:13No, it was so nice.
33:15Interesting French.
33:17Your mum's calling me out.
33:20Uh, interest?
33:21What the fuck's she being by that?
33:23No, I'm holding it against her.
33:24I could have said to her when I read her.
33:26I said, what did you mean by that, love?
33:27Marcus is talking to big brother.
33:32It was really nice to hear from, like, my mum and, uh...
33:39..my family and my friends.
33:41And you don't really realise how much it would mean to you
33:45until you're just sat there and you're listening and hearing names
33:52from people that you care about.
33:59Fuck.
34:02Marcus, what would you write back to your family?
34:05Just, like, I love them all, of course, and...
34:10..I'm glad that I've done them all proud and I can't wait to see them all.
34:16Like, even hearing Elsa's mum, like, use my mum's name...
34:22..just that was, like, goosebumps all down my body.
34:28I was like, whoa.
34:29And I'm happy that, um, they're happy for her
34:33and I'm happy that they've seen how close me and Elsa have got.
34:40They sound more than happy.
34:41It sounds like they're expecting a wedding.
34:44Yeah, yeah, wedding bells are ringing here.
34:48She knows it, I know it.
34:50Everyone knows it.
34:52MUSIC PLAYS
35:117.41pm.
35:14Some of the housemates are discussing hot political topics.
35:18Councils and other state-owned institutions
35:22should only be allowed to fly regional and the national flag.
35:27Wait, you what?
35:28What does that mean?
35:29Ooh.
35:29So, like, councils shouldn't be allowed to fly, like, flags of other countries
35:33or, like, flags that are, like, for, like, social movements.
35:36I really don't give a damn.
35:37So it's like, theory holds a Palestine flag,
35:39goes, you shouldn't be allowed?
35:41Yeah, I just think, like, in this country,
35:42if it's a state-owned institution, it should only be our flag.
35:45So they can't put, like, things, like, social movements and stuff?
35:48Yeah, I don't think they should be.
35:48Yeah, no, no, no way.
35:49It should be...
35:50What about Ukraine?
35:50I think no.
35:52No, I think...
35:53We could show our support in other ways.
35:55But I, like, what does a flag show?
35:57It just shows you support, don't matter, like, a Palestine flag.
36:00Yeah, but, like, councils should be...
36:01councils should be neutral on...
36:03I think, like, if it's the government and everyone's tax is paying it
36:06and it's represent...
36:07Like, if you're paying tax to something
36:08and it's a social movement you don't agree with,
36:10you don't want to see that flag flung outside.
36:12It should be a neutral thing.
36:13It's not...
36:14It's an overreach, probably.
36:15Also, councils are here to, you know, solve the pothole crisis.
36:18They're not out here, you know, like, anything to do with
36:21what's happening in the Middle East.
36:21I think it's wildly inappropriate.
36:24I would do scotch flags in the Brigham and Derry.
36:26There's a scotch flag in Derry.
36:27Why?
36:28Don't fucking know, man.
36:30I don't even know what they're talking about tonight.
36:33Just a bunch of crap, really.
36:35Like, what if...
36:38I don't even know.
36:41I'm not even involved in that conversation.
36:45I'm just waiting for my roast potatoes to be honest.
36:558.22pm.
36:58The housemates are enjoying a roast dinner.
37:02Wow.
37:05This is pretty good.
37:06Very, very good indeed.
37:08Thank you, everybody.
37:09That's all right.
37:12Ladies and gentlemen,
37:14however this bonkers madcap game turns out,
37:18it is an absolute pleasure and privilege
37:20to be acquainted with every one of you.
37:22Oh!
37:23Amen.
37:24Cheers!
37:25For once, I don't have a wine glass.
37:26You don't even have a drink for tears, Richard.
37:28That was lovely.
37:29I'm so happy to have been able to get the opportunity
37:31to do it again and meet you all and get to know you all.
37:33Honestly, it has been a pleasure
37:35and I'm never going to say anything nice again.
37:38Have you, you know, asked?
37:41It would make Big Brother history, wouldn't it?
37:43It would.
37:44Oh, mate.
37:45Well, not many people get the chance to propose on TV.
37:47No, they don't.
37:51Oh!
37:53Mm.
37:54Oh.
37:57That was lovely, that roast.
37:59That was banging.
38:01Very, very good.
38:01The sweet corn.
38:03Hey, Cam, wouldn't you say that sweet corn was amazing?
38:08Amazing.
38:09Woo!
38:11It's like Fabio, at least.
38:13So you have a phobia, that's what, now it's all coming out.
38:15How can a farmer have a phobia of corn?
38:18Where did it first develop?
38:19Just sort of the whole, like, unnaturalness of it coming out of a can.
38:23Baked beans are coming from a can, no?
38:24Oh, it comes from a can?
38:25Yeah, I can deal with that.
38:26OK.
38:27So what's the difference?
38:27So it's selective, it's selective phobia.
38:29Jenny is talking to Big Brother about her letter from home.
38:34I can't believe that.
38:35What the fuck do you mean?
38:36My name's in like, like, what are they writing on?
38:39Vote for Jenny?
38:40What other revealing letters were there, Jenny?
38:44Elsa's and Marcus's mummy have been talking, and they'll need to get the hats ready.
38:50Can I whip for the waiting?
38:51I'd better be invited, and I'd better be in the front row.
38:54I'll bring the entertainment, I'll bring the glamour, I'll bring the dancing.
39:00It'll be brilliant.
39:01And I'll have the rap prepared about Elsa and Marcus meeting in the back of our house.
39:06And how I witnessed their love unfold.
39:08Jenny, drop it.
39:10Yo, it's your girl Jenny B, BB25.
39:13Marcus and Elsa entered the house.
39:15They fell in love.
39:16I watched it all.
39:20Love blossom in the bedroom.
39:22I be on the bed beside them.
39:23I can see the love unfold.
39:27Boom, boom, boom.
39:31Mic drop.
39:399.01pm.
39:44Tiet is reading his letter from home.
39:47I don't think I'd say...
39:49Warmth and honesty.
39:52Yeah, the honesty.
39:53You've been a dictate, but funny.
39:55Yeah, we appreciate your honesty.
39:56But funny, yeah.
39:57No, I'm joking, I'm only joking.
40:00But low-key...
40:00By the way!
40:01What?
40:03Look at the way it's written.
40:04It's very ChatGPT-like.
40:06I think they're just ChatGPT.
40:08Oh, my God!
40:08Also, when they give you compliments, is it a three?
40:11Oh, my God, it is!
40:13Because the reason I know that, they always...
40:15ChatGPT always gives three adjectives.
40:18Grounded, genuine, respectful.
40:20You've got warmth on the state and plenty of funny moments.
40:23Plus...
40:24Plus the many...
40:25The many dashes.
40:27Chat!
40:28They've ChatGPT'd that for sure.
40:30Oh, gosh.
40:33Wait, I haven't actually ruined it for you, have I?
40:34No, don't worry.
40:36Back in the jar.
40:37Yeah.
40:38Can't let me have this one thing.
40:39Yeah, one thing.
40:42In the garden, Richard is also reading his letter from home.
40:48Big Brother, Emily has been winding me up and saying it's AI generated.
41:09I don't think it is, but she's got me para.
41:12This isn't AI generated.
41:13You're not pulling my leg, are you?
41:15Big Brother would never do such a thing.
41:17OK.
41:17Yeah, she keeps saying, like, oh, look at all the dashes and the three adjectives.
41:20That's ChatGPT.
41:21I was like, surely not.
41:22But it's not.
41:24It wouldn't be.
41:25What did you think of your letter from home, Tate?
41:27I was expecting it to be from a mate and I was bracing for just the most diabolical string
41:32of sentences to ever be put on earth.
41:35And then Marcus went, oh, it's from your mum and dad.
41:37I was like, oh, you know, I just wasn't expecting it.
41:39So, yeah, it was a nice surprise.
41:41Oh, Elsa, should our ferrets have a little canoodle in session?
41:58Yeah, please.
41:59I'm going to bring it over.
42:00OK.
42:01Mine's really horny.
42:03Yeah, same.
42:03Mine's really horny as well.
42:04Oh, my God!
42:05Girls!
42:06Girls, what on earth?
42:08I'm going to go get my ferret.
42:09Just tell her to wait on me.
42:11Where do we start?
42:14Make it stop!
42:16I can't watch this.
42:21We're so perverted.
42:24Marcus, Richard and Jenny are in the garden.
42:28Not long ago, I wrote an email to Bounty, the Bounty chocolate bars,
42:32and I said, is there any particular reason why it's so difficult
42:34to find dark chocolate bounties anymore?
42:36Oh, and they replied and said, oh, we had to take the very difficult
42:40decision because it wasn't selling very well.
42:41We had to stop producing it.
42:43Are you a dark chocolate man?
42:44I don't.
42:46Well, I like either, but I tend to lean more to the dark side.
42:48Really?
42:49The dark side.
42:50That's quite rare.
42:51It's a good job Caroline wasn't here to hear me say that.
42:54Oh, dear.
42:55She'd be on you there.
42:56Yeah, she'd be on you.
42:57The dark side.
42:58See, I told you!
42:59I told you!
42:59Are you so happy with your letter?
43:07I don't know.
43:08A bit.
43:09Wait, wait, I can't remember.
43:12What's wrong?
43:13Nothing, nothing.
43:14Why were you...
43:16What's wrong?
43:17I don't know.
43:18It just feels a bit underwhelming, do you know what I mean?
43:20What about particularly?
43:22Not a lot of, like, sort of...
43:23It's hard, because, like, a bit of, like, we're proud of you would be nice, but, hey, yeah.
43:29It's the one thing I said I wanted to do.
43:31Well done for being your kind and generous, sir.
43:32They're calling you kind and generous.
43:34Oh, I've had an old childhood of trying to make them proud, and they were quite serious.
43:37No, Cam, this is absolutely ridiculous.
43:41I read this, like, from start to the bottom, and I'm telling you now that this resonates with pride.
43:45I know that, like, those particular words were important to you, but you're focusing too much on that and not seeing the overall message.
43:52Do you know what I mean?
44:0210.42pm.
44:07Emily is in the diary room reflecting on her dear...
44:11I'm in the best mood.
44:13I've had the best day ever.
44:16Obviously, I thought I wasn't going to get a letter from home because I thought it was shredded up.
44:20However, here it is.
44:23And, you know, the alignment might not be perfect, but Richard had to spend an hour piecing it together.
44:32But here it is.
44:33And, yeah, very happy.
44:35It's very unique, but it makes it all the more wholesome.
44:38Your dad is proud of you as well.
44:44I hope he is.
44:45Yes, even if your mum didn't really hear much from him in the letter.
44:48Yeah.
44:48I just hope he hasn't seen anything that's, like, made him, like, I don't know.
44:52Like my mum said, there's nothing that I can do to make her not proud of me.
44:57And it's the same for your dad.
44:58It's unconditional, do you know what I mean?
45:00Yeah.
45:01I just don't want him to, like, feel disappointed that I go into bed with Marcus.
45:09Yeah.
45:10I don't think he'd love me.
45:13Marcus is lovely.
45:14And I'm really confident that you're going to, like, make it work, do you know what I mean?
45:18Yeah.
45:19I don't want you to be sat, like, there's only a few days left, like, just enjoy it regardless of, like, what happens.
45:23I'm just grateful for the time that I've had so far because we've got all the way up to week seven.
45:53I don't know.
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