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She's The Undercover Boss - Full Movie
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00:00Ms. Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:21Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:33Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:42Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:13I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:27Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:34Oh, come on.
01:35Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans, matching the unmatchable.
01:41More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company, playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel, all while trying to run your own company?
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly, as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:01I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:04That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:19Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin,
02:29but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:32Not my type.
02:35Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:43You little bitch.
02:58Mr. Abrams?
03:00Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:02You must be my new assistant.
03:10Uh...
03:10Uh...
03:10Yeah.
03:11Uh, Arya Riley.
03:13Pleasure to...
03:16Meet you.
03:21You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh...
03:28Impressive.
03:31Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:34Mr. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:37Someone I could count on.
03:38Someone who's not going to bail when I demand perfection.
03:45Someone who's not going to fuck up my coffee order.
03:48What's up?
03:49You my someone?
03:52Yes, I am.
03:55Good.
03:56Now clean this shit up.
03:58Go change.
03:58And, uh...
03:59A lot of those reports on my desk.
04:00Oh!
04:02This is strike one.
04:04Understand?
04:05Good.
04:05You fucking prick.
04:23Ah!
04:23okay it's just a few weeks gather intel make a match free press and gq everybody wins
04:37i could do this i could do this oh my god
04:43what the hell are you doing in here i don't want everyone to see me
04:53you always have extra shirts in your office sometimes things get a bit messy
05:23strike two much rather you might set a new record fired by launch
05:36so much for another preface
05:46surprised anyone's lasted this long you flirt with all your assistants
05:53uh uh mr abrams i i i'm sorry i didn't stop
06:02every submission that diet has sent to me let's get shitless
06:09not you though
06:13clear your schedule you're working on part of the night
06:19lots of important potential clients so do your homework and
06:25no more stains all right i'll see you later
06:31so he clearly needs someone that can go toe to toe with him
06:42someone who will not put up with his bullshit
06:44i mean this guy has major control and trust issues
06:48you should have heard him
06:50he was like
06:51someone who's not gonna bail
06:53someone he can rely on
06:55unlike you
06:57excuse me
07:00you don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying
07:05that you betrayed him
07:07well i
07:09by the time he finds out he'll already be matched
07:14all's fair in business
07:16that's not how that saying goes
07:18this
07:26and
07:28this
07:32glenn
07:32i'm trying to get into his business
07:34not his pants
07:36aria
07:37he said to himself
07:38he's not impressed
07:40yet
07:42ברtha
07:44no
07:58no
08:03no
08:04no
08:05no
08:07no
08:07no
08:08no
08:09no
08:09you're late fashionably come on let's make some rounds okay don't first remind me who is he
08:29some old white guy with a bad tux
08:35you're not very good at this are you i thought i told you to do your homework
08:41oh don't blame me for your bad memory it's not leadership
08:46fair enough
08:49oh fuck
08:52what jet are you avoiding your fiance i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:01i don't know for now not the first time we've called it off
09:05oh but it is the last i think i learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party
09:09with my best man
09:11that was a momentary lapse in judgment that's all
09:18lena taft this would be abrams
09:24and you are cosplaying as a las vegas showgirl
09:31aria riley mr abrams assistant
09:37speaking of keir hamlin is at the bar
09:40you should go talk to him before his third dirty martini
09:42if you'll excuse him
09:46how's that for a reminder
09:49give it up honey
09:53he'll never be interested in the likes of you
09:56you're the help for god's sake
09:58he'll never fit into his world
10:01great
10:08what the hell are you doing here
10:11uh abrams
10:13donates to the philharmonic so we're playing as a favor
10:16you are you you're here with diane or
10:18looking for clients
10:19sort of
10:21jesus are you talking about the silent treatment
10:25i've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:28why haven't you answered my calls
10:30maybe because you literally stole from me
10:34you wrote yourself a check from my checkbook
10:36i told you i would pay you back
10:38it was 10k
10:40it's not exactly an iou situation
10:42always playing the victim
10:44we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:48after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction
10:50how about that
10:52that is all behind me now
10:54hey come on come on baby
10:57i've missed you
10:59i know you miss me
11:02gray
11:03it's over
11:05i told you
11:06i don't want to give up on us
11:09is this man bothering you are you
11:12is he one of your clients
11:18no
11:18i'm actually a hair
11:20boyfriend
11:20chat sweetheart
11:24this is my ex
11:25gray
11:26right
11:28i suppose i should thank you
11:31for fucking up
11:34if it wasn't for that
11:36you've never found the woman of my dreams
11:38i don't believe it
11:43this guy is in your tongue
11:46since when do you go for susan
11:49you always said you don't shit where you eat
11:51i
11:52i
11:53i
11:53i
11:53i
11:57Okay, you hated PDA.
12:03Nah, maybe with you, buddy.
12:06Good luck with this one.
12:10Work always comes first with Aria.
12:13You'll see.
12:28I'm so sorry.
12:33That will never happen again.
12:35No, no, you're good.
12:37You helped me with my ex.
12:40You helped me with my ex.
12:44I guess we're even now.
12:47How about a drink?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Yeah, let's go.
13:02I've tried many times, but it's just not.
13:08Want to go sit down?
13:09Yeah.
13:09All right, let's go.
13:13Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:18Probably did you a favor, though.
13:20Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:22I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:24Excuse me?
13:25What the hell is your problem, Lena?
13:29Go.
13:31Go.
13:33Come on.
13:33Okay, sit down.
13:44Can I see?
13:45Jess is ripped.
13:54Come on.
13:55Come on.
13:55Come on.
13:56Oh, oh.
13:58Oh, oh.
13:59Come on.
14:08Come on.
14:09Oh, oh.
14:11Does it hurt?
14:14It's just cold.
14:41Uh...
14:43We should, uh...
14:45We should probably get you home.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Here, you take my car.
14:52Okay?
14:57I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
14:59We gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:02I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:06Can you handle that?
15:08It's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:11Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:17I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:21Okay.
15:23Get home safe.
15:25Thanks.
15:37Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:53Mmm, thank you.
15:55In the cup, this time.
15:57Hey, um, I wanted to tell you about what happened between us last night.
16:03Ugh.
16:05That can't happen again.
16:08I mean, I can't.
16:10I crossed the line when I kissed you, and, uh, I'm your boss.
16:15No! No!
16:17I know it didn't mean anything.
16:18Oh.
16:20Um, it's my fault.
16:22Um, when I saw my ex, it just kinda rattled me.
16:26Right, yeah.
16:28I crossed the line.
16:29When I, I put you in that position, so.
16:32Okay.
16:33I'm sorry.
16:37Um, I think, uh, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
16:46I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:01Sorry.
17:03I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:07Absolutely not.
17:09Cheer Hamlin.
17:11Ready to finalize this deal?
17:13Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:14Absolutely.
17:15Come on in.
17:16Have a seat.
17:22You look familiar to me.
17:24Do I know you from somewhere?
17:26Uh, I don't think so.
17:28Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:31No.
17:32That's not it.
17:34Ah!
17:35I just got it.
17:37You look exactly like this CEO.
17:39Oh.
17:41Hmm.
17:43A knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:46Hmm.
17:48What did her company do?
17:49It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:54Uh, diet?
17:56Right.
17:58That's where Arya came from.
18:00Hmm.
18:02What a funny coincidence.
18:03I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:06Uncanny.
18:08Hmm.
18:10Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:14Absolutely.
18:16Okay.
18:17Coffee, Mr. Hamlin?
18:18Hmm.
18:20Sweet and milky.
18:22Darling.
18:24Hmm.
18:29Hmm.
18:31I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:34Yeah.
18:35I'm giving him one last chance.
18:37Ha, ha.
18:39You sly dog.
18:41I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:44What do you say?
18:45We share the wealth?
18:47We could make her one of the deal points.
18:50She's mine.
18:52My assistant.
18:54Leave her alone.
18:56Hmm.
19:02Thank you, sweetheart.
19:03Hmm.
19:07The fuck was that?
19:10Get out.
19:11Excuse me?
19:13You heard me.
19:14I fucking warned you.
19:15Now get out.
19:17You're gonna tank this deal and lose millions?
19:21For her?
19:23Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:25We're through here.
19:26You really didn't have to do that.
19:40I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:44Yeah.
19:45I know.
19:46I met Jake's boyfriend, remember?
19:48Should have had to deal with guys like that though.
19:51Especially with me around.
19:53Hmm.
19:56So...
19:57I'm a good assistant, huh?
19:59Not some pseudo-science bullshit?
20:01So look, I admit I was a bit harsh in my interview.
20:04A bit?
20:05And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:09Mm-hmm.
20:11I've learned from experience.
20:14People are generally...
20:16Disappointing.
20:18They leave when the going gets tough.
20:21Just...
20:22Weeding those people out early.
20:24Don't wanna waste my time.
20:27But you miss...
20:30I'm most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:35I guess I'm in my match.
20:37Mm-hmm.
20:39Okay.
20:44Um...
20:46Well, do you need anything else from me?
20:49Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:53No.
20:55No?
20:57Okay.
20:59Okay.
21:00Um...
21:08Get back to work?
21:09Yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Okay.
21:12I can't...
21:22Fuck me.
21:23That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:35Nothing screams classy like dropping the f-bomb.
21:39Oh...
21:40Like fucking your fiancé's best friend?
21:43I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:45Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:48He didn't tell you.
21:51Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
21:56Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:00Dad!
22:02What do you want, Lena?
22:04I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:06There is no hour or anything.
22:07We've been broken up for months.
22:09Well...
22:12What do you want, Lena?
22:14I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:17There's no hour or anything.
22:30We've been broken up for months.
22:31or anything.
22:32We've been broken up for months.
22:35Well, like it or not,
22:37we have a contract, remember?
22:39Until you break it, remember?
22:43Baby.
22:44Baby.
22:47What has got you
22:48so stressed?
22:51Huh?
22:54Maybe I can help you relax.
22:59Hmm.
23:01Excuse me.
23:05Uh, no, no, no.
23:07Stay.
23:10If you'd like to make an appointment,
23:12make it with Aria.
23:13Just like everyone else.
23:14I'm busy here, Lena.
23:15Of course.
23:18Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:20Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:22Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:23This is work.
23:26I want to open an office in New York,
23:28and you want to do your due diligence,
23:29don't you?
23:31Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dawn stocked.
23:36I want to celebrate our merger.
23:54Merger, huh?
23:55You're jealous?
24:01No.
24:02I'm not.
24:04No.
24:06Don't worry about Lena.
24:07Forget her.
24:09I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:11The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:25Mm-hmm.
24:25I need you to go let them in.
24:27You could go over there after I leave.
24:30Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:32And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:37Sleeping in your bed?
24:38I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:42But if you wanted to...
24:43No!
24:44I don't.
24:45I wasn't.
24:46Um...
24:47Yeah, that would be fine.
24:50Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
25:08So, let's hear it.
25:09What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:16Uh...
25:17You know, he's, um...
25:20He's not that bad.
25:25Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:29Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
25:36And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for.
25:39Right?
25:41Of course not.
25:44You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:47Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:51I know.
25:52I've done my research.
25:55Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
25:59I would give anything for this company.
26:04Well then...
26:05If I were you...
26:07I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:27Okay, damn.
26:29Major CEO, girls.
26:33Hello?
26:35Hey, boss.
26:36I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:38Should I bring them by to all dark and scary's office?
26:42Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:46Beverly Hills.
26:47I'll send you the address.
26:47Oh my god.
26:59It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:04With our pleasure room.
27:05Don't touch anything.
27:06This man is a total control freak.
27:12Anything is out of place.
27:14He'll...
27:14Glenn!
27:16It's for you.
27:20And me.
27:21You deserve a break.
27:25And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:27Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:31My god.
27:32Holy shit.
27:36Wow.
27:37You're popular.
27:38It's gray.
27:40He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jep was my boyfriend.
27:44You what?
27:45It was nothing.
27:47I ran into him at this party and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:51So Jep played along.
27:53He actually really saved my ass.
27:58And he kissed me.
28:01What?
28:02Yeah.
28:03Okay.
28:04Well, it sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:09How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:12I brought bathing suits.
28:14How did you know that he...
28:15Duh.
28:16All billionaires have pools.
28:18Now come on.
28:19It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:21And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:29It's super chic and like impossible to get into.
28:34And then I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:40Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
28:43Lena, I told you this is strictly a business trip.
28:49About that.
28:51There is no office, is there?
29:01I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:03Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:09Baby.
29:11You know this isn't over between us.
29:13I can't do this with you.
29:18I...
29:19I...
29:19I'm going home.
29:32But like, was there tongue?
29:34Shut up.
29:40Bitch, I knew it.
29:41I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:44Okay.
29:45First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:48Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:50Okay, fine.
29:56Fine.
29:57He's a total package.
29:58I mean, he's hot.
30:00He's rich.
30:01He's smart.
30:03Sounds like someone else I know.
30:06Maybe slightly less rich.
30:08Okay, but still.
30:09You two are like a match made in heaven.
30:11Yeah, right.
30:13I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:18Besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:20He's in New York right now.
30:22With his ex-fiance.
30:24I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:25Aria?
30:26Aria?
30:29Janet!
30:30Uh.
30:32Uh, what are you, um.
30:34Who is this?
30:37Uh, oh, oh, Jew.
30:38Look at the time.
30:40I have to go feed my fish.
30:43Fish.
30:44My fish and my cat.
30:46Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:52I'm sorry.
30:53I didn't.
30:54Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house.
30:57I'm not going to ask you again.
30:59Who is that?
31:02Wait.
31:05Are you...
31:06jealous?
31:09Of Glenn?
31:13What, this is funny to you?
31:15Oh.
31:16No.
31:17No, I, um.
31:19He's my...
31:20friend.
31:22Mm-hmm.
31:24And trust me, he's...
31:25way more interested in you than he is me.
31:39Do you like this?
31:41Like, toying with me?
31:43Making me crazy?
31:44Running around my house.
31:50This little bikini.
31:57What do you care?
31:59Where's Lena?
31:59Do you think I give a shit about Lena?
32:03Do you think that I don't care?
32:07Do you think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:11Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:18Ever since we kissed,
32:21I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:23These lips?
32:29You're my boss.
32:31You're my assistant.
32:33So assist me, Arya.
32:36Put me out of my misery.
32:37You're hungry.
32:47Okay.
33:00Fuck.
33:01You're so hot.
33:07Sorry.
33:10I mean, you're burning up.
33:12Oh.
33:14Let's get you inside.
33:15Okay.
33:31You know, I've been dreaming of this.
33:37Yeah?
33:38Yeah.
33:47Okay.
33:56I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the prince.
34:00Mm-hmm.
34:01Oh.
34:03Jed, I, um...
34:05What?
34:06I need to tell you something.
34:08No, tell me later.
34:11I'm gonna tell you.
34:12I need to tell you something.
34:16I can't believe it.
34:21I need to tell you.
34:25I can't believe it.
34:28Hungry?
34:49Wow.
34:51This place looks like a five-star hotel.
34:54I didn't know I had all the amenities, too.
34:55Mm-hmm.
34:56Mm, this looks delicious.
35:00Yeah, I'd say so.
35:05This looks good on you.
35:07Yeah?
35:08Yeah, but I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:20Kitchen contractors.
35:22I'll take care of it, boss.
35:24I do.
35:26Gray, what the fuck were you doing here?
35:37Did you follow me?
35:38You still weren't answering me.
35:40I needed to talk to you.
35:42You weren't at Dyad.
35:43You weren't at your apartment.
35:45So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
35:47Or should I say your bosses?
35:48Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
35:56Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
35:59Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:02Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:07What do you want?
36:12Now you're asking the right questions.
36:15$10,000.
36:18What?
36:19You heard me.
36:19Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:24Huh?
36:25Blackmail, Gray.
36:26Really?
36:27That's fucking desperate.
36:28Even for you.
36:29What, are you gambling again?
36:31I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:34You have 24 hours.
36:43Fuck.
36:51Everything good?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Just contractor stuff.
36:56Hmm.
36:57Big promises and bigger delays.
37:00Yeah.
37:01Hmm.
37:02I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:06Wait, wait, wait.
37:08I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:10Wait.
37:10No!
37:13No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:15Wow, that's fine.
37:18We can't do this.
37:20Aria, we already have.
37:23I don't date my client.
37:27My boss's.
37:29Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:35Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
37:46Tell me I'm not the only one.
37:47You're not.
37:49You're not.
37:58So, what, are you going to fire me now?
38:01What?
38:02No.
38:03The best assistant I ever had.
38:05I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:07But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:14You know?
38:15Professional in the office.
38:17Unprofessional out.
38:20Please.
38:22I really don't want to lose you.
38:23I don't know.
38:27What are you saying?
38:36Okay.
38:36All right.
38:55I have your money.
38:56Just tell me where to send it.
38:58Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
39:01While you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
39:05A better deal?
39:07What the fuck?
39:08You told me I had 24 hours.
39:10Oh.
39:11You'll see soon enough.
39:18Amazing.
39:19Jack.
39:21All right.
39:22Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:29Well, private plus the press.
39:32You know.
39:34Well, it'll be fun.
39:36Plus, can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:39Uh, Jack, I...
39:42I stuck at eight.
39:43Where's that little gold dress?
39:49Remember, the biggest...
39:50You just never do what you're told, do you?
40:04I love the red, though.
40:08Hey.
40:10Are you so nervous?
40:15Jet, I...
40:16I need to tell you something.
40:18Ooh, what could that be?
40:21Lena?
40:23What are you doing here?
40:24You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:27No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:29Will you?
40:30Okay.
40:32Chardonnay?
40:34Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
40:38Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
40:50This evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our
40:57most generous donors, Jett Abrams.
41:04But, of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:10A round of applause from Ms. Ari O'Reilly, if you will.
41:15Then again, Ari is not just an assistant.
41:20Great.
41:20And her name's not just Ari O'Reilly.
41:24Please don't do this.
41:25Ari, what's going on?
41:26She's also Ari O'Reilly Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:37Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:40You've been lying to me this entire time?
41:44Jet, I was doing this for you, okay?
41:47If you just let me explain, I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
41:52Okay, that's it.
41:53I thought if I went undercover, that I could get you exactly what you need, and then-
41:57And then you were going to leave me?
42:01I trusted you, are you?
42:03No.
42:04Oh, I never wanted to hurt you.
42:06Ugh, she's lying.
42:12Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:15See, I have friends at GQ too.
42:19And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant
42:23for, what did she call him?
42:26What did you call him?
42:28What was it?
42:28Oh, I remember.
42:30The biggest asshole in America.
42:35She was never here for you.
42:37She was here for herself, for her company.
42:42It was all just a little PR stunt.
42:54Jet, please.
42:55Don't.
43:00You're fired.
43:01So, in light of recent events, Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine.
43:31I mean to share his side of the story.
43:35Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage, and their best practices are lies and deception,
43:42and their CEO and founder, Aria Pearson, is a major liability.
43:49Would you care to respond before we go to print?
43:51I, uh, I...
43:57She has no comment.
43:59Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Ms. Pearson has today.
44:02No.
44:03Wait.
44:05Aria?
44:07Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:11You could hurt the company if...
44:13Yes.
44:13Yes.
44:13I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:22Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:27It was about promoting Dyad.
44:29It was selfish and wrong.
44:37Any relationship, professional or personal, is based off honesty and trust.
44:47And I betrayed Jet, uh, Mr. Abrams.
44:51I take full responsibility for my actions.
45:05Can I quote you on that?
45:06Yes.
45:06Can I quote you on that?
45:06Sabotage Jet?
45:27What the fuck is your problem?
45:29I take it.
45:30You talk to Helen?
45:31Look, I know you're upset with me, but to slander my name in the press...
45:35I'm just being honest.
45:36Unlike you.
45:38Was it even real?
45:39Was fucking me just part of the plan?
45:41God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
45:43I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
45:45Yeah, you had to lie to me.
45:46You had to manipulate me.
45:48You cheated to get ahead in your note.
45:49Seriously?
45:51You inherited your company from your dad.
45:54Who inherited it from his dad.
45:56You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
45:59To put your whole soul into something.
46:02Dyad is everything to me.
46:05Was everything to me.
46:10Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:13But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:19You know what?
46:22Lena was right.
46:24We're from completely different worlds.
46:28This never would have worked.
46:29Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
46:43That's just giving up.
46:45I'm not giving up.
46:48I'm letting go.
46:51Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
46:54I still believe in everything we did.
47:03I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:07Sure, it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:10So then the more I thought about it, the more I realized, we actually do need a New York office.
47:39I'm thinking Soho, maybe Hudson Yards, anything but Midtown.
47:46Ew.
47:50Jet?
47:52You need to move on.
47:55Forget her.
47:55After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
47:58Do not call her that.
48:03I just...
48:05I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me.
48:10She said,
48:11I've never built anything from scratch.
48:16She's right.
48:17Okay, but does that justify her lying to you for weeks?
48:25When you are as privileged as we are,
48:28you cannot let your guard down.
48:31You have to stick with the people you know.
48:36And I know you.
48:37And you know me.
48:48You're right.
48:51I do.
48:54I know you lied to me.
48:56I know you betrayed me.
48:57And I know that when you found out about Arya,
49:01you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to be...
49:04I didn't.
49:06I was trying to protect you.
49:09Because I love you, Jet.
49:10You don't love me.
49:14And I don't love you.
49:15I don't think I ever did.
49:21Ever since being with Arya.
49:25Waste made me feel.
49:32You need to leave.
49:39Are you kidding me?
49:42You're gonna choose her
49:43over me.
49:48Go, Lena.
49:49Go, Lena.
49:49I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
49:59I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:17Because there are no documents.
50:23I lied.
50:25I needed to get you back in the office.
50:29We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments.
50:34Up to nine figures.
50:35W-what?
50:38How?
50:39Jet recanted his statement.
50:42And sang your praises.
50:43He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model
50:46and is the best investment of the year.
50:49He said his judgment was clouded because of his...
50:52feelings for you.
50:54Oh.
50:57Huh.
50:59And you had to tell me this at the office.
51:02Why?
51:04He's here.
51:06Waiting for you.
51:07Oh, sorry.
51:26I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:30I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:46So?
51:48I need an assistant.
51:49All right, I...
51:54Jack, I...
51:56Uh...
51:57Me first.
51:58Okay.
52:01I thought about what you said.
52:03And I should not have lied.
52:07And for everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:14I mean, I had...
52:16I have...
52:21very real feelings.
52:25I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:30And then I met you.
52:33And I know what you did with GQ.
52:36And if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
52:41But I was hoping that maybe...
52:46All right.
52:48Why do you think I'm here?
52:52Everything I said was true.
52:54And I was such an idiot.
52:56And I'm sorry that I got so angry at you.
52:58No, I'm sorry.
53:00I shouldn't have lied.
53:01I just...
53:04The thought of losing you...
53:08I got...
53:11I got scared.
53:15I'm not going anywhere.
53:19I'm not even not.
53:21I trust you.
53:21In the office?
53:38So unprofessional.
53:40It's a good thing we don't work together anymore.
53:43You fired me, remember?
53:45You're such a control freak.
53:52Guess that makes us the perfect match.
53:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:57Yeah, yeah.
53:59Woo!
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54:02Woo!
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54:04Woo!
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54:14Woo!
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