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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:00:58You showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:17Hey.
00:01:18You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:21You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:48I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:01:58Tell me, you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:04I'm floating.
00:02:13OMG, that is so you two.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:21Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:24Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:02:30Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:46That ain't gonna get me in the ass for.
00:02:52Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think...
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do what you told.
00:03:00Don't think so.
00:03:01Your coworkers are right outside that door.
00:03:02You want them to hear you, mom?
00:03:03Oh, my God.
00:03:06I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:08Don't make a sound.
00:03:10Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:13You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:25I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:38Don't tell me that you love me.
00:03:41Love like that you love like that.
00:03:43Don't tell me that you love me.
00:03:45What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting's important.
00:03:51Daydreaming again.
00:03:53Hey.
00:03:54Come here.
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57Project the demo for me.
00:03:59Sophie, snap out of it.
00:04:01This is work. You need to focus.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:08I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:11I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:13I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:19Wait.
00:04:20Your dad's best friend?
00:04:22Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:30That's enough.
00:04:31Sophie, stay here. Everybody else get out.
00:04:33Meeting's over.
00:04:34Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:38We should put her in line.
00:04:40Get out.
00:04:41All of you. Let's go.
00:04:48Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:50I told you to be focused.
00:04:51Aren't you even gonna ask me what I'm talking about?
00:04:54Is my dad's best friend? Who do you think that is?
00:04:57He's not even gonna ask? Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:06No, Sophie.
00:05:08Some things you can't take them back once you say them.
00:05:14Jessie, I'm in love with you.
00:05:15No, Sophie, you're like a daughter to me.
00:05:19Don't say that.
00:05:20It's not like that.
00:05:21I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:22I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog and children that run around the backyard.
00:05:28That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:29No. No, you're just young and you're confused and you're gonna outgrow these feelings.
00:05:41Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:43I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:45I can't get rid of these feelings, okay? They're not going anywhere.
00:05:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:55You can't just give us one chance.
00:05:57Just to try.
00:05:58No.
00:05:59You're my best friend's daughter.
00:06:00I'm not gonna do George like that.
00:06:01If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:06:04He will shoot me.
00:06:06Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:10Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:13Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:16Wait, does that mean you like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No.
00:06:24No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:25It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:28I'm old.
00:06:29I'm divorced.
00:06:30You're young.
00:06:31You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:38I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:41Well, I don't want you.
00:06:45I see.
00:06:48I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:49Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:06:58But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:01Damn it.
00:07:02Of course, you didn't follow me. Why would you...
00:07:14You mean that right?
00:07:15It's running pretty hard.
00:07:17No, thanks.
00:07:18No.
00:07:23Stop.
00:07:28Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
00:07:30Okay?
00:07:31He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:34You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:35We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:43Do you want money?
00:07:44I have money.
00:07:45I don't...
00:07:46We don't want money?
00:07:48She's so fucking hot.
00:07:49I get to go first.
00:07:51What are you doing?
00:07:52Please, please let me go.
00:07:55Let me go!
00:07:56Shut up!
00:07:58Sophie!
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:14Are you okay?
00:08:18Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:27You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:39Take another step or bring your fucking brains out.
00:08:44Get on the ground.
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground.
00:08:50Don't kill us.
00:08:52Please don't kill us.
00:08:53We'll never happen again.
00:08:55Please, buddy.
00:08:56I didn't know we have this side to him.
00:08:58911, what's your emergency?
00:08:59Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:09:02Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:09:04The corner at 46 and 30.
00:09:07Listen, bro, just...
00:09:09Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:13And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:15I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:09:19You alright?
00:09:20No!
00:09:38Sophie.
00:09:40Stop staring at me.
00:09:41I wasn't staring.
00:09:42I just...
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:50It's nothing.
00:09:53I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:09:55He still came looking for me.
00:09:57Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:01Here, you can change into this.
00:10:02What the hell are you doing?
00:10:16You told me to get changed.
00:10:18In the bathroom?
00:10:19I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:21So, what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself.
00:10:32Liar.
00:10:48Okay, let me get this wound cooled up for you.
00:10:51I sound fine.
00:10:53You gotta go get some sleep.
00:10:54You know what a spare bedroom is?
00:10:57Get some rest, I'll chop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:10:59No.
00:11:03If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:06I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:08I'm tired.
00:11:09I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:16And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:18Why are you running away so fast?
00:11:28Why are you hard?
00:11:33You have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter.
00:11:42Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:44You're hard, that means you want me.
00:11:45It means I'm a healthy man.
00:11:48You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:11:51But don't get it twisted.
00:11:53This isn't love.
00:11:54This isn't affection.
00:11:56It's biology.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05If you want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings, I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:12It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:14I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:16You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:24Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:25Where is he?
00:12:34There he is.
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie.
00:12:36Late?
00:12:49To your best friend's wedding?
00:12:51I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:12:54So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:13:00You're barely 21.
00:13:14Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:15To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:19Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:21Trust me, I've wished him plenty.
00:13:23Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:25That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:27She's 30.
00:13:29Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:33Your father loves you. You know that.
00:13:35I know he does. He's my dad.
00:13:37But the real question is...
00:13:40Do you?
00:13:41Sophie, you're drunk.
00:13:51Oh, there you guys are.
00:13:55Hey, Dottie.
00:13:59Welcome.
00:14:06She's drunk.
00:14:08I'm gonna take her down the lake.
00:14:09Maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:14:11Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:13I'm one of these bastards thinking that she's easy praying because she's tipsy.
00:14:17You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:30Are you deceived to every girl?
00:14:32You're not every girl.
00:14:33You're my best friend's daughter.
00:14:35Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:42I'm tipsy, okay? Just let me rest.
00:14:44I'm doing rest.
00:15:00That sucks.
00:15:03Fine. I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:05Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:13Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:15Sophie!
00:15:28Sophie?
00:15:29Wake up, hey!
00:15:30Sophie!
00:15:31Wake up, hey!
00:15:59Sophie!
00:16:00So that was my first kiss.
00:16:04So that was my first kiss.
00:16:07Her first kiss?
00:16:08Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:11That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:16:14What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:16You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny!
00:16:19If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:22Next time I'm going to let you grow up.
00:16:23I love you.
00:16:25This is crazy.
00:16:27Mergers and acquisitions, guns.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Weapons, things like that.
00:16:35Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:16:37You have to stop thinking about it.
00:16:38All right, all right.
00:16:39It is late, it is my wedding night, and we are going back to our tent.
00:16:52You all have fun, and we will see you tomorrow.
00:16:55Come on, baby.
00:16:56Ow.
00:16:57I'm pretty tired too, so tired of my tent.
00:16:58I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:16:59Howl, yeah.
00:17:00I'm down.
00:17:02Aw.
00:17:03I'm pretty tired too.
00:17:05So, I'm tired of my tent.
00:17:06I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:09Howl.
00:17:10Howl.
00:17:12Howl.
00:17:14Howl.
00:17:16Howl.
00:17:17Howl.
00:17:18Howl.
00:17:19Howl.
00:17:20Howl.
00:17:21What?
00:17:22Howl.
00:17:23Howl.
00:17:24Howl.
00:17:25Howl.
00:17:26Howl.
00:17:27Howl.
00:17:28Howl.
00:17:29Where you are?
00:17:59Mr. Delancey, we're in your office.
00:18:16Anyone can walk by.
00:18:19So what?
00:18:20I'm the CEO, Leonard Marshall.
00:18:24You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower, and I think
00:18:27I'll kiss you every day, and you're a selfie.
00:18:30Then kiss me, boss man.
00:18:39I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.
00:18:42I know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but are you about to have them
00:18:46like guys from around there?
00:18:48Yes.
00:18:50Yes, what?
00:18:51Yes, sir.
00:18:52Please fuck me.
00:18:56I heard you calling my name.
00:19:11Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:19:17What?
00:19:18No.
00:19:19Why are you in my tent?
00:19:20Get out.
00:19:21You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse.
00:19:22You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for
00:19:27me?
00:19:29What do you want me to say?
00:19:34You want to tell you?
00:19:35Yes.
00:19:36Yes.
00:19:37I find you attractive.
00:19:38I'm very attracted to you.
00:19:39But any man would be in their right mind.
00:19:40You're beautiful.
00:19:41You're kind.
00:19:42You're sexy.
00:19:43You checked every box.
00:19:44Alright?
00:19:45Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:46That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:19:48Yes.
00:19:49That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:19:51Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:19:53Where's your bro?
00:20:18I didn't wear one.
00:20:20Or babies.
00:20:22I didn't wear one.
00:20:24Fuck you.
00:20:33Jesse, I want you.
00:20:35Want me to what?
00:20:37I want you to make love to me.
00:20:39What are you talking?
00:20:41I want you inside of me now.
00:20:43I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:20:46This is what I've been waiting for.
00:20:48So that was my first case.
00:20:53Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:55You're a virgin.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58So it's not a big deal.
00:20:59Fuck me.
00:21:00What the hell am I doing?
00:21:01Stop.
00:21:02We have to stop.
00:21:03We can't do this.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Why?
00:21:06I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:07You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:21:09Someone your own age.
00:21:10Not a man like me.
00:21:11You are the man I love.
00:21:12Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:13I've been waiting for you.
00:21:14I'm sorry, we can't do this.
00:21:22This should have never happened.
00:21:24He's such a jerk.
00:21:30I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:21:36What if he just can't, you know, like erectile dysfunction?
00:21:43No.
00:21:44I felt it.
00:21:45It was hard as a rock.
00:21:46Oh.
00:21:47Then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:48Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:21:52How?
00:21:53He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:55What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:04The fastest way to conquer a man, exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:10Step one, lust.
00:22:12Sex is their basic instinct and no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a
00:22:19beauty like you.
00:22:24But I've tried, like so many times.
00:22:26The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:29So then step two, greed.
00:22:32If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:22:35We'll play that game.
00:22:36Push, pull, repeat.
00:22:38Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:43Then step three, envy.
00:22:45It's bringing some competition, right?
00:22:48Someone who looks nothing like him will make him feel like threatened and
00:22:54jealous.
00:22:55And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:23:00You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:23:04I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:06Oh, trust me.
00:23:07It will work.
00:23:08But how do I do stuff too?
00:23:13I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:19Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:23:20All right.
00:23:21No texting.
00:23:22Stop calling.
00:23:23Two weeks.
00:23:24Total silence.
00:23:25Two weeks.
00:23:26He'll completely forget about me.
00:23:27Trust me.
00:23:28In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:23:34Then he won't be able to help himself.
00:23:37Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:41Come on, go do what I told you.
00:23:55He's literally looking over here right now.
00:23:58Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:24:00Are you sure?
00:24:01I don't even know that guy.
00:24:02Listen, we went to college together.
00:24:04So I can tell you that he is like super reliable and he's hot and he's rich.
00:24:10I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.
00:24:13And he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:16Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:34She used to text me all the time.
00:24:43She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:24:48You hungry.
00:24:50I'm hungry.
00:24:54It's my shining light.
00:25:01I don't know is my sweet.
00:25:03I can't wait until he's done.
00:25:05You're not my sweet.
00:25:06Oh, I'm not my sweet.
00:25:08Don't forget your sweet hand.
00:25:09Oh, you're yours.
00:25:11You're not my sweet.
00:25:12It's my sweet sweet.
00:25:13You're hungry.
00:25:14I'm hungry.
00:25:15I'm hungry.
00:25:16It's my sweet.
00:25:17so if you look drunk where are you it's dangerous to be out drunk
00:25:29fish is taking the bait
00:25:31why isn't he here yet you just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago give it a second
00:25:47what if he doesn't come hey be patient all right just 10 more minutes let's dance over there
00:25:56he's not coming everything's over
00:26:02told you we mailed
00:26:17who the hell are you i didn't invite an old man to my party oh well this is sophie's uncle
00:26:26uncle uh um it's nice to meet you sir i'm sophie's friend
00:26:32why'd you come
00:26:35were you worried about me or maybe just a little jealous
00:26:43jealous you sent me that text message alluring me here don't play smart
00:26:48you're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age
00:26:51it's your choice then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be
00:27:03the truth is is that sophie hates her uncle
00:27:09he's like a total control freak and he is super strict
00:27:14she's fucking 21 she can do whatever she wants
00:27:16yeah exactly right go over there and pull her aside
00:27:19please and really i think you guys should make such a cute couple
00:27:24i really do think you should blow her chat
00:27:26fine then that's what i'll do
00:27:38then that's what i'll do
00:27:41do what exactly
00:27:44lose my virginity to mark
00:27:45that gave the walking std he's not right for you
00:27:48sophie
00:27:50i haven't seen you since college i i think we should totally catch up and present
00:27:56hey uncle
00:28:00sophie's 21
00:28:02i think you can chillax
00:28:06fright
00:28:06we're having fun
00:28:07i'm sure she gets all safe
00:28:09hmm
00:28:09come with me
00:28:12jessie
00:28:13last chance
00:28:15do i go
00:28:16you can do whatever you are
00:28:19or someone come here tonight
00:28:21great
00:28:23i'll see you later then
00:28:29go ahead
00:28:39hey don't knock the door
00:28:48okay okay
00:28:50just phone some privacy
00:28:51you want a drink
00:28:52no i'm fine
00:28:53a guy and a girl
00:29:01alone
00:29:03in a room
00:29:04i think we all know what happens next
00:29:08i respect her decision
00:29:09jesus
00:29:11well you just man up
00:29:12you're here
00:29:13right you obviously care about her
00:29:15i mean are you are you really
00:29:17gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret
00:29:19it's more complicated than you think
00:29:22can i give you a kiss
00:29:26um i'm not ready
00:29:28we barely know each other
00:29:30come on
00:29:30it's just a little kiss
00:29:32i won't do anything else
00:29:33i'm sorry i don't think i can do this
00:29:35why did you go into my room
00:29:36are you just leading me on for fun
00:29:38you're right
00:29:39i shouldn't have done that
00:29:40i'll get out of your hair
00:29:41you can't change your mind about things like this okay
00:29:45no get off of me
00:29:49she said no motherfucker
00:29:56come on you're coming home with me
00:30:00now
00:30:01oh fuck why does he look so mad
00:30:11are you mad at me or something
00:30:14why would i be mad at you
00:30:16well you look mad
00:30:18and for what you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age
00:30:22so i did and now you're upset
00:30:23i'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt
00:30:27what were you gonna do if i didn't show back up
00:30:29was your friend gonna help you
00:30:31what are you gonna do
00:30:33are you gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me
00:30:35what the fuck's going on in the head of yours
00:30:37okay fine i shouldn't have done that
00:30:39but what else am i supposed to do
00:30:41nothing i do seems to work on you
00:30:43i have humiliated myself over and over again
00:30:46just in hopes that you would see me as a grown ass woman
00:30:49but every time you give me hope and then you just crush it
00:30:53it's not fair
00:30:54you have feelings for me too
00:30:56you're just too scared to admit it
00:30:58okay fine
00:31:02you know what i'll leave
00:31:03and i'll never bother you again
00:31:04why is my dad calling you
00:31:31george what's up
00:31:36sophie's semester starts soon
00:31:38and she has to transfer to another apartment
00:31:40but uh we're gonna be ready for another week
00:31:43and have an eye on her honeymoon
00:31:44thought of her shacking up with strangers
00:31:47just really really bothers me
00:31:49now you're the only person i trust with her safety
00:31:51do you want to see if she stays with you for a week
00:31:54just until the uh
00:31:56until the lease starts
00:31:58yeah
00:31:59what did you say
00:32:02we gotta pack your stuff up
00:32:07pack? pack for what?
00:32:09your dad wants you to move in with me
00:32:11can't believe you have the lease of my apartment is already
00:32:26well
00:32:27you can stay here until the new lease starts
00:32:30then you gotta go
00:32:30pack to being a cold hard ass
00:32:33so are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:37because you did kiss me
00:32:38or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:43that was my fault i shouldn't have done that
00:32:44i don't want you to feel bad
00:32:47i wanted you to kiss me
00:32:48that's the problem sophie
00:32:53because i'm gonna kiss you too
00:32:55because i'm gonna kiss you too
00:32:56your father trusts me
00:33:10i can't betray his trust
00:33:11my dad probably doesn't even care you're just assuming that he does
00:33:15i know him i know men
00:33:16if he found out about
00:33:18us whatever this is
00:33:20he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead
00:33:23so what?
00:33:26you're just gonna give up on us then?
00:33:37just give me time
00:33:38meaning?
00:33:40after you graduate if you still love me
00:33:42then i'll
00:33:43so you're saying that once i graduate i have a chance?
00:33:48yes
00:33:49despite my best efforts
00:33:52i can't get you out of my mind
00:33:53and
00:33:54leaving you is the hardest thing i've ever done
00:33:56just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy
00:34:00so
00:34:00i'm not gonna run away from this
00:34:03but i want to do it on my terms
00:34:05okay
00:34:05what are your terms?
00:34:09number one
00:34:10no sex
00:34:14okay
00:34:15no sex
00:34:16but i can still touch right?
00:34:19rule number two
00:34:20no flirting
00:34:22no tempting me
00:34:24it's hard enough as it is
00:34:25i can't promise anything
00:34:27rule number three
00:34:29you're here for a week
00:34:30when school starts
00:34:31you check into your dorm
00:34:33this is nothing like what i expected
00:34:36i don't graduate for another year
00:34:38that's so far away
00:34:41my house
00:34:45my rules
00:34:46come on
00:34:51i'll show you your room
00:34:52so this is you
00:35:04i'm right next door if you need anything
00:35:06seems like there's things i don't know about you
00:35:18i've told you i'm not some good girl
00:35:20but if you want a good girl
00:35:21i can play the part
00:35:23not very good girl actions here huh
00:35:32jessie
00:35:34i uh
00:35:35rule number two
00:35:37go flirting
00:35:38i'm gonna confiscate this
00:35:46he's taking a shower
00:36:04same roof tonight
00:36:07same bed soon
00:36:09jessie
00:36:25so hot
00:36:26nope this is killing me
00:36:33i'm getting that vibrator back
00:36:34jessie
00:36:40jessie
00:36:41where did he hide
00:36:51what the
00:37:03milfs
00:37:08that's what goes on to him
00:37:09so he likes
00:37:12all day one of them
00:37:13i can't fight a battle
00:37:15blindfolded
00:37:16i need to know
00:37:16exactly what type of girl
00:37:18jessie likes
00:37:18if i want to win him over
00:37:19no secret it is
00:37:23holy shit
00:37:42so rough
00:37:43looks like you found out the secret
00:37:51what are you doing in the room
00:37:56um
00:37:57i i just came to get my things
00:38:00you don't follow directions too well
00:38:06how should i punish you
00:38:13pun
00:38:13how
00:38:25she has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now
00:38:32why'd you sneak in the room
00:38:36just watch porn
00:38:38i just want to know what you like
00:38:40did you figure it out
00:38:44you like how
00:38:47mom's
00:38:47no
00:38:49keep guessing
00:38:51i feel something hard against my like
00:38:54got you for that right
00:38:56i feel something hard against my like
00:39:02got you for that right
00:39:04but jessie
00:39:06the rule is no flirting
00:39:09that girl will be the death of me
00:39:18what is he doing
00:39:31what is he doing
00:39:31i feel like
00:39:34i feel like
00:39:34oh yeah
00:39:35oh yeah
00:39:36oh yeah
00:39:38oh
00:39:39oh yeah
00:39:40oh yeah
00:39:40o
00:39:41i feel like
00:39:41oh you're into
00:39:42I'll surrender
00:39:44I'll spare life
00:39:46Yummy
00:39:47You hungry?
00:39:57Just practice inside
00:39:58If you have one more cell, I'll join you
00:40:00That's cheating
00:40:02I'll join you
00:40:04Let me help
00:40:12God damn it
00:40:20I almost had him
00:40:21At the party
00:40:32You wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:42No
00:40:45Running away?
00:40:51You can't pretend anymore
00:40:53I'll handle the rest
00:40:57You gonna eat?
00:41:08Nope
00:41:09I'm all sweaty for my workout
00:41:10So I'm gonna shower
00:41:11We'll work out
00:41:14Kit, I'm trying to wash
00:41:33Is that my shirt?
00:41:38So am I distracting you?
00:41:41You're breaking rules
00:41:47No flirting
00:41:48But I skipped that
00:41:51And so?
00:41:54I'm hungry
00:41:55No underwear?
00:42:08Uh-uh
00:42:09I hate cheating, princess
00:42:12So what now?
00:42:14You didn't punish me
00:42:14I've lost him
00:42:15Is that what you are?
00:42:16You don't want to be cluttered?
00:42:17Punish me harder, please
00:42:24Punish me harder, please
00:42:24You really do deserve to be punished
00:42:34Yeah, so punish me now
00:42:36I needed this for so long
00:42:50I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff
00:42:57I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules
00:43:08This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted
00:43:23You stay here, think about what you've done
00:43:28Jessi
00:43:37I'm back
00:43:40Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:48Hi
00:43:48I'm Jessi's wife
00:43:50Hi
00:43:55I'm Jessi's wife
00:43:58Ex-wife, Karen
00:44:00We're divorced
00:44:01Why are you here?
00:44:03I came for what's mine
00:44:04There's nothing in this house that's yours
00:44:05I'm not leaving without it
00:44:12I miss you
00:44:23You know the club really hasn't been the same since you
00:44:25Oh my god, his ex-wife is here
00:44:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:31No, I know
00:44:33Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:39Don't bother, kiddo
00:44:40I know this place better than you
00:44:42And I know Jessi better than you
00:44:44He'll bore of you soon enough
00:44:46Get what you came for and get out
00:44:50And leave her out of this
00:44:52Jessi
00:44:53Still angry?
00:44:57I came for the engagement, Ray
00:44:59An engagement ring, of course
00:45:02They were married, after all
00:45:04I decided to keep it after all
00:45:07It's in my dressing room
00:45:13This was my dressing room
00:45:23Stay out of it
00:45:24I can handle my own shit
00:45:26Sorry, this is my room now
00:45:31Oh, sweetie
00:45:33So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
00:45:38So what?
00:45:38I'm his girlfriend now
00:45:39Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:45:43And right here
00:45:45Sorry, no rings in there
00:45:50Just my deca-boss that God gave me for free
00:45:54Looks like he might have given me yours, too
00:45:57You little bitch
00:46:01That's enough
00:46:05That's your last warning
00:46:06You need to leave
00:46:07I'm gonna call the cops
00:46:08Jessi
00:46:09I know you still love me
00:46:12Trust me
00:46:13That was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:46:16Now I just regret meeting you
00:46:17You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessi
00:46:20You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry
00:46:23So, you were married to that
00:46:36It's a choice I regret deeply
00:46:38Right, but you proposed, after all
00:46:40If you weren't into Karen, you can't provoke her
00:46:42She's dangerous
00:46:44So, why did you marry her?
00:46:48I'm gonna get you in a room with the Ritz-Carlton
00:46:49I'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:46:51What?
00:46:52You're kicking me out for her
00:46:54It's not safe for you here
00:46:56Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here
00:46:59Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie
00:47:01I don't love her
00:47:03I love you
00:47:11Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:47:18Okay, don't be mad
00:47:26How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now?
00:47:33Good, maybe you'll finally leave
00:47:35Nope
00:47:40I fought so hard to get in this house
00:47:42I'm not just gonna leave
00:47:43Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:47:47Get your mother out of the gutter
00:47:56So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:59And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:48:01She lied to me
00:48:03About everything
00:48:05And she cheated on me
00:48:07When I finally saw who she truly was
00:48:10I was appalled by the fact that I married her
00:48:12Oh, shit
00:48:15Sorry
00:48:15Sorry
00:48:15Sometimes you don't know who a person is
00:48:18Even when you're married to them
00:48:20I'm gonna take a nap
00:48:24I'm staying
00:48:35But
00:48:36I'll behave
00:48:38Okay
00:48:38I'll follow all the rules
00:48:39No more seduction attempts
00:48:42Please
00:48:43Please
00:48:43Don't make me leave
00:48:44Fine
00:48:46You leave on the first day of school
00:48:48Yes
00:48:49I knew you'd cave
00:48:50Oh
00:48:53I'll get it
00:48:54Karen won't make a move yet
00:48:57I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts
00:49:00Jesse
00:49:01A neighborhood party?
00:49:04Okay
00:49:04Dear Mr. Delancey
00:49:07I'm throwing a get-together
00:49:09And would be delighted if you would join us
00:49:11It would be a great time with neighbors
00:49:13Please feel free to bring your partner
00:49:15The theme is Bridgerton
00:49:17So come dressed to impress
00:49:18Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:22Since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:24Bring your partner
00:49:25It'll be fun
00:49:26Hard pass
00:49:27You do want to show me off
00:49:30A few days left
00:49:33Might as well let her have this
00:49:34Fine
00:49:36Yes
00:49:37Jesse, you're the best
00:49:41Ta-da!
00:49:54It's cute, right?
00:49:56Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:59Hey, you're the one that phoned it in
00:50:01But at least I won't have a dress room
00:50:02I almost forgot my apple crumble
00:50:07Let's go
00:50:10Hello?
00:50:14Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line
00:50:16He requested an emergency meeting
00:50:18Alright, I'm on the way
00:50:19Work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah
00:50:22Go ahead, I'll meet you at the parties
00:50:25Go
00:50:25I'll try my neighbors
00:50:26Hello
00:50:35I'm here for the
00:50:36There you are
00:50:41The party
00:50:43Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party
00:50:49And she's dressed so uniquely
00:50:51Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:50:59Oh, poor maid
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for
00:51:04Oh, and then don't rush off
00:51:07You know everybody here
00:51:09Stay
00:51:10And play
00:51:11Is this for me?
00:51:15No
00:51:15It looks delicious
00:51:21Oops
00:51:26I spilled it
00:51:27It's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway
00:51:31She is the intern who fantasized about
00:51:35Banking Jessie at the meeting
00:51:37Ooh
00:51:38The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:43No, no, be nice
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss
00:51:46Shouldn't you call her
00:51:48Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:50Oh, Karen
00:51:51The only Mrs. Delancey here is you
00:51:53Not some trashy maid
00:51:57Who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:51:59Hmm
00:52:00Get away from me
00:52:15You set this up
00:52:18You're nothing but a street whore
00:52:21Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:52:27Okay, everybody
00:52:29Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth
00:52:32Get her
00:52:33Let go of me
00:52:40Someone help
00:52:42I didn't do anything
00:52:43Oh, save it
00:52:45Whore
00:52:45There's someone who cares
00:52:47Push her in
00:52:49You shouldn't
00:53:01You're not clean yet
00:53:02Hold her down
00:53:04Jess, we'll kill you for this
00:53:16Will the bus come after us?
00:53:18No
00:53:18She's Karen
00:53:19And she is a nothing
00:53:21Who do you think will win?
00:53:23Go on
00:53:24Whatever happens, I'll take the plan
00:53:25Jessie
00:53:31Oh my god
00:53:35Sophie
00:53:36What the fuck are you doing?
00:53:43Okay
00:53:43Jessie, you tried to kill me
00:53:47It's okay
00:53:47Oh, I should have never let you go
00:53:51You okay?
00:53:53Alright, I'll be good
00:53:54You have a problem
00:53:56You come to me
00:53:57You don't drag her into this
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby
00:54:00We were just playing around
00:54:01We're just playing
00:54:02Let's play
00:54:03Jessie
00:54:07You're doing this to me for some blood
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiance
00:54:12She's nothing
00:54:13Yes, when your relationship was falling apart
00:54:16Karen begged you over and over
00:54:18And you still broke up with her
00:54:19Exactly
00:54:20And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk
00:54:24Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:26Mistress?
00:54:27There was no mistress
00:54:28She was the one that was cheating
00:54:29No
00:54:33You wouldn't
00:54:34Yeah
00:54:35You wouldn't
00:54:36If I stopped loving you a long time ago
00:54:38After all the lying
00:54:40And the cheating
00:54:40And the drug use
00:54:41No
00:54:43You're a horrible person
00:54:45Disguised with a beautiful face
00:54:46And no one
00:54:47Will ever love you
00:54:49OMG
00:54:50She was the cheater?
00:54:52What a bitch
00:54:53We all thought
00:54:54Jessie was the liar
00:54:56Jessie
00:54:56You know who my father is
00:54:59And you know what happens
00:55:00When you cross
00:55:01Yeah, I do
00:55:02But if he wants to work
00:55:03I'll give him one
00:55:04Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you, no
00:55:07I'm telling you
00:55:08Don't fuck with people I care about
00:55:09Any one of you that touched her
00:55:24I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:55:26Or I swear to God
00:55:26I'll bury every one of them
00:55:28Mr. Mr. Delancey, wait, please
00:55:30I can't lose this job
00:55:31Wait
00:55:32It's not my fault
00:55:42I shouldn't drag you into this
00:55:44Jessie
00:55:44Love you?
00:55:47Jessie, I love you
00:55:49Don't leave
00:55:50I love you too
00:55:54But you're not safe from me
00:55:55You have to go
00:55:57George
00:56:05We have to talk
00:56:06It's about your daughter
00:56:08I trusted you
00:56:21I trusted you as my only daughter
00:56:23Dad
00:56:24Why are you here?
00:56:26So we are
00:56:27Get away
00:56:30He scared me to death
00:56:33It was an accident
00:56:34Jessie wasn't even there
00:56:35Do not defend him
00:56:37You are coming home with me
00:56:39I'm not leaving
00:56:40I start school soon
00:56:44It's closer to here
00:56:45I will drive you
00:56:47I'm not going back
00:56:49I...
00:56:50Sophie
00:56:50Go with your father
00:56:52Do you want me to leave?
00:57:02Yes
00:57:02You're exhausting
00:57:04And a distraction
00:57:05And I'm done
00:57:06Babysitting children
00:57:07Do not talk to her like that
00:57:09You mean that?
00:57:12He'd be better off at home
00:57:13Then I have to work
00:57:15Come on
00:57:17Come on
00:57:18We are leaving
00:57:19Dad, I...
00:57:21Just wait in the car
00:57:21I have to pack my stuff
00:57:22Very quick
00:57:23And say goodbye
00:57:25To Michael Jess
00:57:27See the real endurance?
00:57:36Men like me shouldn't be
00:57:37With girls like you
00:57:38So that's it?
00:57:39But what about our deal?
00:57:40You said that after I dodged you
00:57:41I'm just stalling
00:57:43To get you off my back
00:57:44You're such a coward
00:57:47Jessie the Lancey
00:57:48Thank you
00:57:57Uncle Jesse
00:57:57For your hospitality
00:57:59I don't think we're going to see each other again
00:58:01I tried so hard
00:58:03To make things work
00:58:04But every time I make progress
00:58:07You just recoil back into your shell
00:58:09Like a scared little boy
00:58:10I was willing to die on this hill for us
00:58:13But I can't be brave
00:58:14For the both of us anymore
00:58:15I hope one day
00:58:19You find a girl worth fighting for
00:58:20Goodbye, Jesse
00:58:23I'm in love with you, Jesse
00:58:29Jesse, I love you
00:58:38Don't leave you
00:58:39I love you too, Sophie
00:58:42In the darkness
00:58:46In the rain
00:58:49Give me shelter
00:58:52Share the pain
00:58:55Take forever
00:58:58I can't wait
00:59:01If we're together
00:59:04Then I'll survive for one more day
00:59:09Hey, Dad
00:59:16I decided to go to China
00:59:18And take a gap year
00:59:19Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah, I'm fine, Dad
00:59:24I just need a change of scenery
00:59:26And if I can help some people along the way
00:59:28Even just one person
00:59:30I'll be happy
00:59:31Okay, sweetheart
00:59:32I support you
00:59:34Thanks, Dad
00:59:35George, what are you doing?
00:59:48Hey, she came here to talk to you about Sophie
00:59:50Something's off with her
00:59:53Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:55Maybe I should just come clean
00:59:56Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked her out of the house
00:59:59Don't worry about that
01:00:00I heard she got into an argument
01:00:01She'll come around
01:00:03I don't think that's it
01:00:05Look, I haven't been a good father
01:00:08I'm always laying
01:00:10Always working
01:00:10Getting remarried
01:00:12Look, I have some issues
01:00:14But I love my daughter with all my heart
01:00:17I just know there's something else
01:00:20Either somebody broke up with her
01:00:22Or somebody cheated on her
01:00:23Because she's moving to China
01:00:24She's what?
01:00:28Calm down
01:00:29The reaction's bigger than mine
01:00:30She's only going there for a year
01:00:32She wants to teach English
01:00:33To young kids in rural Yen
01:00:34You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter
01:00:36Go to China?
01:00:38George, what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:41We don't know anybody over there
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed
01:00:44If she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:45Cassie, she's going to be fine
01:00:46She's joining a group out there
01:00:48And I came here because I thought
01:00:49You would know something
01:00:50You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:54Did she mention anything about
01:00:56About a boyfriend?
01:00:57George, the thing is
01:01:00Why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:02You're my best friend
01:01:03Practically wise to grow up
01:01:05Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:07I guess I just need to be patient
01:01:08And better tell me when she's ready
01:01:10Anyway
01:01:11Alright, well I'll get out of your hair
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy
01:01:14You want to go off on this weekend?
01:01:17Yeah, yeah
01:01:18When's her flight?
01:01:20She already left
01:01:21It took her airport about an hour ago
01:01:23Excuse me
01:01:25Sorry
01:01:29I was willing to die on this hill for us
01:01:36But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:01:39I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:01:42You are worth fighting for, Sophie
01:01:44Breaking news
01:01:52Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing
01:01:55Has crashed shortly after a takeoff
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down
01:02:00Emergency services are on site
01:02:02287 passengers are on board
01:02:04No survivors are confirmed so far
01:02:07That's Sophie's flight
01:02:09This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport
01:02:21Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:02:24I'm sorry, sir
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight
01:02:27LAX is shut down
01:02:28My girlfriend's on that flight
01:02:29I had to see if she's okay
01:02:30Sir
01:02:30Like I said
01:02:32No one's getting in there
01:02:33Now you can wait here with everyone else
01:02:35And we'll have some information for you soon
01:02:37Come on
01:02:43Probably a damn pressure
01:02:43Which was there
01:02:44Yes
01:02:44Yes
01:02:45All right
01:02:45All right
01:02:46All right
01:02:46I wish you'd turn
01:02:49Just one last
01:02:50Time around
01:02:52To see the skies
01:02:55Above me
01:02:57Falling down
01:02:58Don't know why
01:03:02You're just going straight
01:03:03To your heart
01:03:04You'll sing it back
01:03:05Jessie?
01:03:35Jessie?
01:03:39I thought I lost you.
01:03:41I thought you were on that flight.
01:03:43That wasn't my flight. My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got cancelled.
01:03:47Thank God.
01:03:49I'm still leaving, Jessie.
01:03:51I'm tired of playing these games with you.
01:03:53It's exhausting.
01:03:55It was good to see you.
01:03:59You're worth fighting for.
01:04:01What?
01:04:05That night you left, you told me
01:04:07you hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting from,
01:04:09but I have.
01:04:11It's you.
01:04:13Just give me one more chance, and I will prove to you
01:04:15that I'm done running.
01:04:17I'm done running away from our feelings.
01:04:19I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us,
01:04:21and die on this mountain for both of us.
01:04:23And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you.
01:04:25Just give me one more chance.
01:04:27But what about my dad?
01:04:29You said he'll kill you.
01:04:31I'll get him not to.
01:04:33Hmm.
01:04:35And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:37I'm only young once.
01:04:39You're really wasting my years here, Jessie.
01:04:41Anytime.
01:04:43Whatever you want.
01:04:45Whenever you want.
01:04:47Oh my god.
01:05:01I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to the man I love.
01:05:11Can I join you?
01:05:13I'm gonna do this, Jessie.
01:05:15You know what I can't pay for.
01:05:17You know what I take and I'm full for
01:05:19It's only for now
01:05:21It's just for my life
01:05:23You're telling me
01:05:25Pull me in
01:05:27Pushing me away
01:05:28I love the game
01:05:29We're only great
01:05:31Tell me to go
01:05:33I'll attend
01:05:34I wanna fight
01:05:35I wanna fight
01:05:36I wanna fight
01:05:37Pull myMOs
01:05:38Pushing my waist
01:05:40We got the love
01:05:41Hurry up.
01:05:52I'm not going to hurry.
01:05:53It's your first time.
01:05:55I'm going to get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt.
01:06:11Finally, I have you out of myself, Sophie.
01:06:35You know, I can't believe this is real.
01:06:38You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast?
01:06:41I think I've had dreams about this.
01:06:45Yeah, I feel the same way too.
01:06:47I'm going to middle-aged man, divorced man like me, a girl I do.
01:06:52I'm a deserted man.
01:06:53You're not old, okay?
01:06:55Forties are a man's best year.
01:06:57Oh, yeah?
01:06:58Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning because I'm going to die way before you do.
01:07:02I don't know who's going to take care of you, though.
01:07:04That's why you need to quit smoking.
01:07:06And then I'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age.
01:07:10Eat your breakfast.
01:07:11As soon as you're done, I'm going to drop you up at home.
01:07:13Why?
01:07:13I can't stay?
01:07:14I have something to do.
01:07:15It's pretty important.
01:07:16What's up?
01:07:16I called your dad.
01:07:19I can't plead.
01:07:23You what?
01:07:23Jesse, you did not.
01:07:25I'm a man, Sophia.
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do.
01:07:28I have to take responsibility for what I did last night, especially because you're George's daughter.
01:07:32I don't want you to be here when he gets here because coming at noon, it might get violent.
01:07:36Jesse, I can't go.
01:07:38Are you crazy?
01:07:38You said it yourself.
01:07:39He will shoot you dead like graveyard dead.
01:07:42He's not going to shoot me.
01:07:44He might punch me in the face, but he's not going to shoot me.
01:07:50You motherfucker!
01:07:51I know your ass is in it!
01:07:52Get your ass out!
01:07:54Well, looks like it's too late for me to go.
01:07:56We're in this together.
01:07:57I had a bad deal, you motherfucker.
01:08:04I am going to fucking kill you.
01:08:06Sophie.
01:08:07Sophie, get out of the way.
01:08:08Sophie, go to your bedroom.
01:08:10We can talk to your dad.
01:08:11That is my line.
01:08:12You can't tell her that.
01:08:14Sophie, go to your room.
01:08:17Daddy, you can't kill him.
01:08:18Oh, I'm going to kill him, all right?
01:08:19It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:21I chased Jesse first.
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid.
01:08:24You, you ought to know better.
01:08:25You were twice her age.
01:08:27Well, how could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy, your new wife is literally 30.
01:08:32How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different.
01:08:35He is not right for you.
01:08:36You're 21 years old.
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you.
01:08:39Why would you want to pee with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:42I love him.
01:08:47I've loved him ever since I met him.
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved.
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't.
01:08:55My heart skips a beat every time I see him.
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one, okay?
01:09:05He's always been the one.
01:09:07So if you're going to shoot him, you have to shoot me too.
01:09:09You're going to marry my daughter?
01:09:18What?
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:21Yes, we...
01:09:21I would love to, with your permission, of course.
01:09:24If you break her heart, I'm going to kill you.
01:09:28If you cheat on her, I'm going to chop your dick off and slice you into fucking pieces.
01:09:32That won't be necessary, all right?
01:09:37I think the world of your daughter.
01:09:38All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy.
01:09:42All right.
01:09:47Well, that's the deal, then.
01:09:48Don't break it.
01:09:49Oh, my God.
01:09:55Jesse.
01:09:56Dad!
01:09:57As my daughter, you have my blessing.
01:10:00As for you, he's a man he understands.
01:10:04That's all right.
01:10:05And I probably deserve that.
01:10:07Send me a bill for the wedding.
01:10:09Till then, don't talk to me.
01:10:11Selfie, I love you.
01:10:21I love you more.
01:10:26Finally, after a decade of waiting, I landed the man of my dreams.
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college.
01:10:34I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey.
01:10:36As for my dad, I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother.
01:10:39Jeez, Dad, you're like almost 50.
01:10:42Well, ladies, moral of the story is, you shouldn't give up on finding real love.
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets replaced, but the kind that stays with you, quietly, even
01:10:51through the years.
01:10:53Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you.
01:10:56Love like that doesn't disappear.
01:10:58It just waits for the right time.
01:11:03You're not getting away from me, Jeffy.
01:11:05Then I can lose you to some dumb clown, you little bitch.
01:11:11Just you wait.
01:11:12This is the beginning of the end.
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