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00:00:00I'm married.

00:00:01What?

00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:00:08Your place, you're mine.

00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.

00:00:12Ahem.

00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:16Sorry.

00:00:17Hey, Amelia.

00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.

00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:00:25You started.

00:00:26Asshole!

00:00:27Crazy bitch!

00:00:28You told her?!

00:00:29She's my sister!

00:00:30I don't care! That violates our agreement!

00:00:32How?!

00:00:33What the fuck?!

00:00:36What?!

00:00:37Michelangelo?

00:00:38Don't walk around.

00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!

00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:43I fucking hate you!

00:00:45I fucking hate you more!

00:00:53How was it?

00:00:55Well...

00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:01:00Wait, what are you doing?

00:01:02That is an original.

00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:01:06Oh, fine!

00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!

00:01:13You're treating me like shit!

00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!

00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!

00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!

00:01:20We signed a contract!

00:01:21For an arranged marriage!

00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:27You are such a simpleton!

00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!

00:01:35I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!

00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:01:40Right back at you!

00:01:42I fucking hate you!

00:01:43I fucking hate you more!

00:01:45So, you were arrested.

00:01:55Again.

00:01:56To be fair, you thought I was leaving.

00:02:00We'll just swim there.

00:02:01There is a fence around that reservoir.

00:02:02It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!

00:02:07If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:02:11Oh!

00:02:12Oh!

00:02:13Come on, Gucci!

00:02:14Good boy!

00:02:15Oh!

00:02:16there is a fence around that reservoir it says here that you broke in using

00:02:21bolt cutters if i had known you invited me over here to lecture me i wouldn't have came

00:02:33good boy

00:02:33come on gucci let's go

00:02:56you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy it reflects on me it reflects on the company

00:03:02that your mother and i built with our bare hands the same one that pays for your ridiculous

00:03:09lifestyle i make my own money oh you see see underwear modeling lord i am the spokesperson

00:03:17for man though that means free underwear for life for life some parents will be proud yeah other

00:03:24parents will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then you are next up to be ceo

00:03:30that dino volino cosmetics now can i give you that job if you keep acting like a kardashian huh

00:03:38all right don't forget the meeting this afternoon all right and don't be late

00:03:44bye dad

00:03:44excuse me

00:04:02yeah

00:04:04i know my gucci

00:04:05why won't michelangelo just grow up huh he needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl huh

00:04:12good one

00:04:34these are great

00:04:35wait i still don't have what i'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little longer

00:04:41no problem cool let's take five and then i want to see you in that leopard print

00:04:50hi michelangelo

00:04:53chantal nice to meet you

00:04:56i couldn't notice how hot you are

00:04:58uh i've got tickets to the premiere

00:05:04hold that thought

00:05:07hey dad

00:05:08where the hell were you

00:05:11dad i'm in a photo shoot

00:05:13you're supposed to be at the office geppetto came here all the way from milano

00:05:18i can meet him later

00:05:19now it's two ladies back on the plane again

00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot

00:05:23michelangelo you are 31 years old you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager you could be

00:05:29running the world's largest cosmetic company right now you interned you you went to business

00:05:34school you you have potential okay but you say you want to be the ceo well you're gonna have

00:05:41to prove it because so far i ain't seen the end tape from you

00:05:45hey you okay yeah um but i'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight

00:06:06so it's a really rare form of cancer luckily my doctors did catch it early

00:06:21there is an experimental treatment but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't cover it

00:06:30don't worry about that i have money saved i'll find the rest we will figure this out okay we're

00:06:37gonna get through this together thank you

00:06:53oh ciao gucci did you have a good walk

00:06:59what's wrong

00:07:07i'm sorry this no no forget about it i'm sorry about your sister

00:07:12the treatments are just really expensive i have a savings for my doggy daycare my dream but

00:07:22it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need

00:07:26betsy practically raised us after our parents passed i would do anything for her

00:07:35amelia i think i might know how to get you that money you do

00:07:40come back tonight and uh make something nice

00:07:58oh amelia you look bellissima

00:08:01come with me i have someone i want you to meet are they from italy

00:08:11yes yes of course everything's from italy here

00:08:17well amelia meet michelangelo my son i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday

00:08:24aren't you the cleaning lady i'm a dog walker don't be so defensive

00:08:32i wasn't

00:08:32well i suppose i'll let you two get acquainted i have some unfinished business to do

00:08:42why don't you give yourself a glass of vino

00:08:55do you want to do me a favor

00:09:01what exactly

00:09:03how does it look not half bad i mean it's fine whatever

00:09:19let's do some sexy ones okay

00:09:22or not i don't feel like being your photographer all night

00:09:25you work for my dad you have to do what i say you don't look like romulus to me

00:09:29just a few more pictures i'm not here to update your tinder profile i don't need tinder i'm an

00:09:36underwear model my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane whatever

00:09:41for me another i told you i'm

00:09:59see dog walker that wasn't so hard

00:10:05what the

00:10:05fuck this is

00:10:07fucking product

00:10:12oh

00:10:12asshole

00:10:14you crazy bitch

00:10:18amelia whoa what's wrong

00:10:21i asked her to pour me another drink

00:10:23and she flipped out i'm sorry romulus but your son is a prick

00:10:27i'm gonna be leaving no no please i apologize

00:10:30my son is it's immature all right and that's why i invited you

00:10:35poor forwarding please all right just have a seat all right and i promise he'll be on his best

00:10:41behavior for the rest of the night won't you son

00:10:45so emilia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment

00:10:50cancer

00:10:53and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business make my own

00:10:57money

00:11:00okay i want the business

00:11:04i think we can uh make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want

00:11:10what kind of deal

00:11:12well it's nothing crazy

00:11:15no you two just have to get married that's all

00:11:19what

00:11:21what romulus what are you saying i can't marry the male paris hilton

00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living

00:11:29well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money

00:11:32you have to grow up before you can run out of business and the best way to do that is to get

00:11:39married we're not even a match we hate each other at least i do obviously

00:11:45i see there's something uncommon already look you know

00:11:50my wife and i we were opposites oh yeah we were like pizza and hawaiian pizza

00:11:57she sure drove me crazy when we first met

00:12:01i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh but

00:12:04i learned a thing or two in 70 years

00:12:07you two have chemistry yeah like a nuclear bomb

00:12:10as if romulus isn't there another way i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life

00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you well you'll be able to afford the treatment

00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement

00:12:29what's it gonna be

00:12:34what's it gonna be

00:12:35fine i'll do it for betsy

00:12:45well angelo it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting

00:12:49if you're not gonna agree to marry her

00:12:53then you're gonna lose the business and you're also gonna lose your inheritance what the hell dad

00:12:59is

00:13:02fuck it fine i'll do it now let's just go into the office now the lorries have already uh

00:13:10drafted the contract and son we're gonna need some champagne

00:13:15right in my mind

00:13:16yeah try and make yourself look decent

00:13:21you will be engaged for a period of 30 days followed by a wedding planned by me

00:13:27and i'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too

00:13:30anyway uh you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion you know

00:13:36look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage but

00:13:39well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right

00:13:43that's why this has to be our own secret

00:13:46are we agreed

00:13:48sure

00:13:49all right sign here

00:13:57okay

00:14:09salute to the new couple

00:14:12so

00:14:23your place or mine

00:14:24i'm not staying at a dog house

00:14:26fine then we'll stay at yours

00:14:28so this is michelangelo's place

00:14:41it's like a museum in here

00:14:43michelangelo museum

00:15:01whoa what was this put it in the trash

00:15:04this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist

00:15:07so put them in your room i said you could live here not decorate

00:15:11oh i'm sorry is it clashing with your banana hammock

00:15:14that's man thong it's trademarked

00:15:17look i gotta go meet somebody if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back i'm throwing it all in the fireplace

00:15:27it's electric

00:15:28oh by the way this is gonna work you might want to start wearing that

00:15:38you're getting me

00:15:51sorry amelia it's just

00:15:54it's not like you

00:15:56you're somewhere reserved

00:15:59and safe

00:16:01like i always taught you

00:16:04well

00:16:06things change when you find out your sister has cancer

00:16:09and besides michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments

00:16:13so i'm okay with a quick proposal

00:16:16michelangelo

00:16:18the ninja turtle

00:16:18michelangelo

00:16:22dino valino maybe you've heard of him

00:16:25michelangelo dino valino

00:16:27shhh

00:16:32socialite animals like start 100 canceled bravo shows

00:16:36how did you even meet his dad is one of my

00:16:39it's been a whirlwind of a romance

00:16:42he's so toxic

00:16:46speak of the devil

00:16:48oh yeah

00:16:51you know that's probably an old issue

00:16:53this is a doctor's office

00:16:57amelia

00:16:59betsy carlyle

00:17:02doctor's ready

00:17:04we'll talk about this later

00:17:18we're ready to get wet baby

00:17:30we're already wet

00:17:31we're ready to get wet baby

00:17:47where did that come from

00:17:52we're ready to get wet baby

00:17:53we're ready to go

00:17:54Nice place.

00:18:16I love the artwork.

00:18:17Thanks.

00:18:18Finally.

00:18:20Ooh, good taste.

00:18:23No, I'm good.

00:18:24We had plenty at dinner.

00:18:27More for me.

00:18:31You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.

00:18:47Who are you?

00:18:49Who are you?

00:18:51Chantel, this is Amelia.

00:18:53My roommate.

00:18:55What do you mean?

00:18:57Whatever.

00:18:58Can you guys just keep it down?

00:18:59I have work tomorrow morning.

00:19:02This is my house?

00:19:04We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:19:06Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:19:10You've got to be kidding me.

00:19:11What's wrong, dog walker?

00:19:14He's jealous.

00:19:15Jealous?

00:19:16I'm not jealous.

00:19:20Sweet dreams.

00:19:27I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:19:30How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:19:33Even if he is kind of hot.

00:19:34See you later.

00:19:54And, um, don't worry about last night.

00:19:59Sorry.

00:20:00I had one so many to drink.

00:20:01It won't happen again.

00:20:02You better not.

00:20:03How's the hangover, roomie?

00:20:17Not now.

00:20:19My head's killing me.

00:20:20We need to talk about last night.

00:20:21No.

00:20:22What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:20:24I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:20:28Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:20:30But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:20:33And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:20:36Fine.

00:20:37I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:20:38Just give me my phone.

00:20:39My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:20:43And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:20:47Then neither of us get what we want.

00:20:48Yeah, no shit.

00:20:50I'm serious.

00:20:52Don't screw this up.

00:20:54I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:20:57I know what I'm doing.

00:20:59Dog walker.

00:21:00And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:21:03Whenever I want.

00:21:04Wherever I want.

00:21:06Fine.

00:21:07Do whatever you want.

00:21:09I'm sorry.

00:21:11It's a bit harsh.

00:21:12I'm just really...

00:21:14hungover.

00:21:18That could have gone better.

00:21:19Hey, baby.

00:21:27You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:21:29You're rich now.

00:21:31I know.

00:21:32I like it.

00:21:33Ah, that's good to hear.

00:21:34You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:21:39Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:21:42Oh, fine.

00:21:44Yeah.

00:21:44We're still getting to know each other.

00:21:46All right.

00:21:47Well, give him time, all right?

00:21:49Oh, and listen.

00:21:50He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:21:53Look, I promise.

00:21:55I wouldn't be so sure.

00:21:57Yeah, you're right.

00:21:59Well, we'll see you later.

00:22:00Yeah.

00:22:01Come on, Gucci.

00:22:02Yeah.

00:22:03Come on.

00:22:03Bye, Gooch.

00:22:04Hey, Amelia.

00:22:08Hey, Jake.

00:22:09Gucci, no.

00:22:12Royce.

00:22:14Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:22:18It's to see you up close for once.

00:22:20Yeah.

00:22:21Same here.

00:22:29Sorry.

00:22:30Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:22:33His whole family, actually.

00:22:35All these rich people are nuts.

00:22:37I should make a reality show.

00:22:39A real dog owner is in Beverly Hills.

00:22:43Do you want to walk together?

00:22:45Let these two get to know each other?

00:22:47Yeah.

00:22:49I'd like that.

00:22:55So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:22:58A couple months.

00:22:59I like it.

00:23:00I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:23:02Barista.

00:23:04Uber driver.

00:23:06Delivery guy.

00:23:08Movie extra?

00:23:08You were in a movie.

00:23:10Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:23:12I was trying to impress you.

00:23:14How about you?

00:23:15How long have you been doing this?

00:23:17I don't know.

00:23:18My whole life, I guess.

00:23:20It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.

00:23:24I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:23:26Wow.

00:23:27I guess you really like dogs.

00:23:29Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:23:34If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:23:37My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:23:40Do you want to go?

00:23:41Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:23:47You did?

00:23:49Yeah.

00:23:51I still do.

00:23:55He's cute.

00:23:56I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:24:00Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:24:06I'd love to go to the concert.

00:24:08Hell yeah.

00:24:09I mean, uh, regular.

00:24:12Yeah.

00:24:15I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:24:19I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:24:24Hey, what's your ring?

00:24:27Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:24:32Looks pretty big.

00:24:33It was a big school.

00:24:36Public schools.

00:24:37Am I right?

00:24:39I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:24:46Me?

00:24:47Engaged?

00:24:48No, are you kidding?

00:24:49I'm 24.

00:24:50I'm practically still a baby.

00:24:51I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:24:56Nope.

00:24:57Single and ready to mingle.

00:24:58Okay.

00:25:03Royce pooped.

00:25:04You should pick it up.

00:25:06Where?

00:25:06I don't see it.

00:25:07Just over there.

00:25:10Come on.

00:25:11Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:25:17Of course.

00:25:18It's an office.

00:25:20You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.

00:25:22You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:25:27Very funny.

00:25:28You know I'm retiring next year.

00:25:30Yes, I know.

00:25:30Yeah.

00:25:30That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.

00:25:33So today you're going to be my shadow.

00:25:35You'll be my extra hands.

00:25:36And we got a lot to do.

00:25:37Can I get the Starbucks first?

00:25:38Fuck no.

00:25:40Come on, Dad.

00:25:50Help!

00:25:53Oh my goodness.

00:25:55Are you okay?

00:25:56Hi.

00:25:57I'm Michelangelo.

00:26:03You're engaged, remember?

00:26:04And this is our new palette.

00:26:09It's Matt's collection.

00:26:11He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:26:15But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.

00:26:27What, Dad?

00:26:30What a day, Dad.

00:26:32It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:26:33Look at you.

00:26:34You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:26:39Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:26:41Hard work does pay off.

00:26:42Let me just look at Amelia.

00:26:44What about her?

00:26:45She comes from nothing, son.

00:26:47Nobody taught her how to run a business.

00:26:49But she just worked hard.

00:26:50And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:26:54I guess that's impressive.

00:26:56Yeah, see.

00:26:57See, it is.

00:26:58I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:27:01I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:27:03I just hope I don't get it.

00:27:08Break's over.

00:27:13Break's over.

00:27:14Well, not too bad, huh?

00:27:27One day down.

00:27:29Forty more years to go.

00:27:33Now this is the time

00:27:34when you go home with Amelia,

00:27:37you talk about the day's work,

00:27:40raise you closer together,

00:27:41comfort each other,

00:27:42just like your mom and I.

00:27:44Used to do.

00:27:46You know, I'm thinking

00:27:47it's time for the world

00:27:49to meet Amelia

00:27:51tonight.

00:27:55Tonight?

00:27:56Shit.

00:27:57When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:27:58I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.

00:28:00The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:28:02Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:28:04Perfect time to announce

00:28:05our lovely new addition

00:28:06to the Dino Verdina app.

00:28:10Don't you think it's a bit soon yet?

00:28:12I mean,

00:28:13we just signed the contract.

00:28:15What's the matter?

00:28:17You're getting along, aren't you?

00:28:18Yeah, yeah.

00:28:19Just really starting to

00:28:21warm up to each other.

00:28:23All right, so it's all settled.

00:28:24I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight

00:28:26in the limo,

00:28:27and don't be late.

00:28:31Well, why, Dad?

00:28:33Mm-hmm.

00:28:33So, remind me,

00:28:46why are we getting

00:28:47makeovers done again?

00:28:49Because I want to do

00:28:50something nice

00:28:51for my favorite big sister.

00:28:54And?

00:28:55And,

00:28:56you know I never splurge

00:28:57on stuff like this.

00:28:58But,

00:28:59since I'm part

00:29:00of the Dino Levino family now,

00:29:02I think I can afford

00:29:03to let my hair down.

00:29:04You better not

00:29:05let that hair down.

00:29:06Sorry.

00:29:07Just an expression.

00:29:15How's it going in there?

00:29:17I'm coming out.

00:29:18I'm coming out.

00:29:18Is that bad?

00:29:29I've never seen

00:29:31a dog walker

00:29:32look this hot

00:29:34by that dress

00:29:35ASAP.

00:29:40Leave me alone,

00:29:41party boy.

00:29:42I've got my own

00:29:43function tonight.

00:29:48Wow.

00:29:53Wow.

00:30:02What are you looking at?

00:30:21You're spilling all over yourself.

00:30:23Thanks.

00:30:23Um, I...

00:30:26Did you forget my name?

00:30:28No, it's just something different.

00:30:32Did you change your hair?

00:30:34Why do you care?

00:30:35The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:30:37I'm going out.

00:30:37I just forgot my charger.

00:30:39Awesome. Thanks.

00:30:43I'm taking this.

00:30:45Wait, I've been calling you.

00:30:46We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:30:47I told you. I'm busy.

00:30:49Hold on!

00:30:53Amelia!

00:30:53All right. Hey, look who's right on time. Nice.

00:31:05Where's Amelia?

00:31:07She's sick. She can't make it.

00:31:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.

00:31:12If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:31:15Yeah, you got to stay home with her.

00:31:17Give her some nice soup.

00:31:20I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:31:22Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:31:24Poor thing.

00:31:26Okay, Dad.

00:31:28See you in the office.

00:31:34Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.

00:31:37I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:31:39Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.

00:31:49Do you still track people?

00:32:06Wow.

00:32:07Amelia.

00:32:08Hi.

00:32:08You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.

00:32:15Sorry.

00:32:16I don't come to concerts often.

00:32:18I kind of panicked.

00:32:19No worries.

00:32:20I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:32:23Yeah.

00:32:24But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:32:26Talk to the bartender.

00:32:28Wow.

00:32:28The IP treatment.

00:32:30You look like it.

00:32:32Thanks, Jack.

00:32:34Hey, lover boy.

00:32:36We're on.

00:32:36Bye.

00:32:37Bye.

00:32:38Gotta go.

00:32:40Find me in the green room after.

00:32:42Hope you like it.

00:32:43Break a leg.

00:32:44Love you too.

00:32:53Bye.

00:32:57Bye.

00:32:57All the little things that I'm not showing

00:33:02Rock stars are so much better than underwear models

00:33:07Good, nothing from Michelangelo

00:33:18Maybe he's learned his lesson

00:33:19One more please

00:33:27But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight

00:33:29Jake, you guys are great

00:33:38You really think so?

00:33:42I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes

00:33:44The who?

00:33:46You don't know the strokes

00:33:48Are they older?

00:33:52I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl

00:33:54It's alright

00:33:56Lots of stuff to introduce you to

00:33:58You want something to drink?

00:34:01Yeah, thank you

00:34:02So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:34:12Since I was 13

00:34:13Played in bands all through high school and college

00:34:16But I feel like this one's finally going someplace

00:34:18That's awesome

00:34:20When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job

00:34:23Focus on music full time

00:34:25You're going to quit dog walking?

00:34:27I thought you liked it

00:34:29I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music

00:34:33I don't even like dogs that much

00:34:35I'm more of a cat person

00:34:37A cat person?

00:34:41Who doesn't like dogs?

00:34:43Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci

00:34:45I don't want to talk about work tonight

00:34:47I just want to relax

00:34:50Have a good time

00:34:51You're beautiful, you know that?

00:34:57I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake

00:34:58Now I'm not sure

00:35:00We have nothing in common

00:35:01Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:04What the heck?

00:35:08I'm tipsy

00:35:09He's cute

00:35:10Michelangelo had his fun

00:35:11Now I can have mine

00:35:13Looks like someone needs obedience

00:35:29What's going on?

00:35:31That's Michelangelo, Dina Lavino

00:35:33The Nepo Baby Underwear Model

00:35:35He's not

00:35:36You coming with me, dog walker?

00:35:39Lavino, the Nepo Baby Underwear Model

00:35:41He's not

00:35:42You coming with me, dog walker?

00:35:45Don't make me get the leash

00:35:46What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:48Back off, dude

00:35:49Back off

00:35:50Grubby little hipster

00:35:52She's my fiance

00:35:53So that was an engagement ring?

00:35:56Jake, I can explain

00:35:57Let's go

00:35:59I'm really sorry, Jake

00:36:02I'm not, Jake

00:36:03This

00:36:09Is for making me Uber

00:36:11All the way to fucking sober, Mike

00:36:12And this is for making me listen to Andy

00:36:16I can't believe you did that

00:36:23After your high and mighty speech

00:36:24You're such a hypocrite

00:36:25Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around

00:36:28Just an Italian-American psycho

00:36:30I'm not following you around

00:36:33You know what?

00:36:34I get it

00:36:34You saw me with Chantel last night

00:36:36And now you're jealous

00:36:38Me jealous?

00:36:40Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:36:43Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker

00:36:45I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick

00:36:48I have a name

00:36:49Wait, what are you doing?

00:36:51That is an original

00:36:52I'm so sick of your bullshit

00:36:54Oh, fine

00:36:56I'll just hop in my time machine

00:36:57Go back to ancient Rome

00:36:58And get another one

00:36:59I don't care about your art

00:37:00Your money

00:37:01Your stupid mansion

00:37:02You're treating me like shit

00:37:03That's from the Renaissance

00:37:06You are history's worst nightmare

00:37:08I tried to make this work with you

00:37:09We signed a contract

00:37:10For an arranged marriage

00:37:12Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:16You are such a simpleton

00:37:17Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:37:21Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat

00:37:24I tried to get along with you

00:37:25You brought this on to yourself

00:37:27I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement

00:37:29Right back at you

00:37:30I fucking hate you

00:37:32I fucking hate you more

00:37:34I love you

00:37:35I just Russ and I'll keep around with you

00:37:37So comunわかん them

00:37:38I always want to warm you

00:37:39So cuirass

00:37:55I wish I had the data

00:37:56but what did you

00:37:58Oh,opsie

00:38:00What's up,opsie

00:38:34Uh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?

00:38:48Michelangelo?

00:38:52Dog Walker.

00:38:54Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.

00:39:01Uh-huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:39:05I know. We got too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.

00:39:11Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.

00:39:17I should get up too.

00:39:20Oh, my head.

00:39:22There's Pedialight in the fridge.

00:39:25Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:39:27Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:39:33Well, you look great. Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:39:42But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?

00:39:49So... Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:39:53Wait. For the first time?

00:39:57Yeah. We're taking it slow.

00:40:00Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.

00:40:05Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:40:09And... How was it?

00:40:13Well...

00:40:15Really bad. Right? I knew it.

00:40:17Actually...

00:40:19It was the best sex I ever had?

00:40:22Well, that explains the glow.

00:40:27I am happy for you, sis.

00:40:29Physical chemistry is important.

00:40:31That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:40:34I don't get it.

00:40:36He and I are nothing alike.

00:40:37And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:40:39I feel like...

00:40:40Like an arcade game.

00:40:41And he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...

00:40:45You get the picture.

00:40:47Hey.

00:40:50Opposites attract.

00:40:51I mean...

00:40:52That's why you guys love each other so much.

00:40:55Because you're so different.

00:40:57Something like that.

00:41:04Hm?

00:41:07Here it comes.

00:41:09Right on schedule.

00:41:10Dog walkers in love with me.

00:41:13I'll have to let her down easy.

00:41:15Weird.

00:41:16I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:41:28What was that about?

00:41:29Must be the hangover.

00:41:34Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:41:41Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:41:55Hey, unfortunately, something came up.

00:41:58I can't make it tonight.

00:42:00Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:42:05And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:42:28Hey.

00:42:30Hi.

00:42:33We should talk about Leslie.

00:42:39I'm not very good with words.

00:42:40Me neither.

00:42:41But last night I...

00:42:43You don't have to say anything.

00:42:44We both know it was a mistake.

00:42:46And we can just go back to hating each other.

00:42:49Like nothing ever happened.

00:42:51I don't think you understand it.

00:42:52You just listen to me for a second.

00:42:53Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:42:56I'm a big girl.

00:42:57I've had a one-night stand before.

00:42:59I've never been with someone like you before.

00:43:02Okay, I get it.

00:43:03I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.

00:43:08You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:43:12I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.

00:43:15I mean...

00:43:15Frankly, so would I.

00:43:16I mean, you're driving me nuts.

00:43:18You don't understand.

00:43:19Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:43:22I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:43:26Wait.

00:43:26Did you just call me Amelia?

00:43:31What happened to Dog Walker?

00:43:35I have a confession to make.

00:43:39Last night...

00:43:40I don't know how.

00:43:42I don't know why.

00:43:44That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:43:49Really?

00:43:49Do I look like I'm lying?

00:43:52I'm not a good actor.

00:43:54I could even do reality TV.

00:43:56But there is a fire between us, Amelia.

00:44:00Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.

00:44:03You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:44:08Amelia.

00:44:10Please.

00:44:12I know you felt it too.

00:44:19Amelia.

00:44:20Please.

00:44:21Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:44:24I felt it too.

00:44:30So why are we fighting it?

00:44:31I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:35Me too.

00:45:01So, I set the kitchen on fire?

00:45:13How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:45:17It's not my fault.

00:45:18They should change the name.

00:45:21No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's Superyacht.

00:45:25If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.

00:45:27The captain gets super drunk off espresso and martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.

00:45:37You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.

00:45:42Thanks?

00:45:44You know, we could actually try this.

00:45:48Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:45:51I'm serious.

00:45:53The wedding's coming up.

00:45:56We could give it a shot.

00:45:58You mean like, you and me.

00:46:00Together, together.

00:46:01Why not?

00:46:03Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:46:04Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:46:25Oh, hey, Royce.

00:46:28Jake?

00:46:29How's it going?

00:46:31Good.

00:46:32Yeah.

00:46:33Look, the other night was kind of...

00:46:35Crazy.

00:46:36I know.

00:46:38I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:46:40We were kind of in a fight.

00:46:43I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:46:45Is he always like that?

00:46:47So aggressive and controlling?

00:46:49I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:46:52He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:46:55Well, I am his woman.

00:46:57He saw us together, and he got jealous.

00:47:00And I don't blame him.

00:47:01Oh, my God.

00:47:03Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?

00:47:07I didn't mean to pry.

00:47:09Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:47:12I'm here if you need to talk.

00:47:14Thanks, Jake.

00:47:15But I'm engaged.

00:47:17Remember?

00:47:19And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.

00:47:22Well, we had a connection.

00:47:23You're a cat person.

00:47:26It never would have worked.

00:47:28Come on, Gucci.

00:47:29Let's go.

00:47:33Cats are awesome.

00:47:34That was a great presentation.

00:47:41The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:47:44You think so?

00:47:45Ooh.

00:47:46Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:47:49Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:50Now, listen.

00:47:51I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:47:53You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:47:56Gucci?

00:47:56Sure.

00:47:57But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.

00:48:00Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:48:02You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:48:06At the dog park?

00:48:07Mm-hmm.

00:48:08I just texted her.

00:48:09It's all set.

00:48:10Now, go get a lover, boy.

00:48:13So, you just throw it, and he brings it back?

00:48:27You've never played fetch before?

00:48:30It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:48:34Let me try.

00:48:36That's okay.

00:48:37I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:48:40Yes.

00:48:43Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:48:47No.

00:48:48I like my work.

00:48:50What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:48:55You're right.

00:48:55I should work less.

00:48:58If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:49:05Fetch Gucci.

00:49:11I've got a big surprise.

00:49:12A surprise.

00:49:15Just wait and see.

00:49:24Grazie, Enzo.

00:49:25Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:49:32What's that?

00:49:33A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli?

00:49:39But Gucci?

00:49:41It's your favorite prosciutto.

00:49:44You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:49:46I thought you were off the clock today.

00:49:51Besides, a special occasion.

00:49:54I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:49:58I'm kidding.

00:50:00This is for us.

00:50:02Why don't you get us a coarse grap?

00:50:04What else is in the bag?

00:50:05Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:50:09You can cook?

00:50:11You can cook?

00:50:25That was so good.

00:50:27I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.

00:50:31How did you do this?

00:50:33I can't cook at all.

00:50:35Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:50:37Did you learn in culinary school?

00:50:39No.

00:50:40My mom taught me.

00:50:41Tell me about her.

00:50:43I never told a girl about my mom.

00:50:47Sorry.

00:50:48I don't mean to pray.

00:50:50She passed away when I was 11.

00:50:53Breast cancer.

00:50:55But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:50:58She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.

00:51:02She taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:51:04And we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:51:10I still have all of her recipes.

00:51:13Here.

00:51:14Handwritten in Italian.

00:51:16That's really special.

00:51:17I miss her.

00:51:22This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:51:27It's not corny.

00:51:30But I didn't know you were such a softie.

00:51:32Just don't tell TMZ.

00:51:34What about your parents?

00:51:38My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:51:42It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:51:45I'm sorry.

00:51:46I just really hope these treatments work.

00:51:50I don't want to lose her, too.

00:51:54I'm sorry.

00:51:55Your story made me emotional.

00:51:57I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:51:59I'll help you.

00:51:59No, no, it's fine.

00:52:01I like doing the dishes.

00:52:02It relaxes me.

00:52:04Good.

00:52:05Because I hate them.

00:52:06Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:52:12Is it just the wine?

00:52:14Or am I really falling for...

00:52:17him?

00:52:17Her.

00:52:20You don't want espresso.

00:52:30Hey.

00:52:32Hey.

00:52:33Do you want an espresso?

00:52:34I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:52:37No, thank you.

00:52:38You need to have a morning meeting.

00:52:39I'm kind of in a rush.

00:52:40Okay.

00:52:40Well, don't forget Gucci.

00:52:42How could I?

00:52:45Ready, bro?

00:52:47Well, let me fix your tie.

00:52:50What do you know about ties?

00:52:52You wear t-shirts to work.

00:52:54And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:52:57Touché.

00:52:58There you go.

00:53:00Okay, bye.

00:53:01Bye.

00:53:01Love you.

00:53:05Love you, too.

00:53:15Sorry.

00:53:16It's reflex.

00:53:18I didn't mean to say that.

00:53:19Me neither.

00:53:20Too soon.

00:53:22Talk about it later?

00:53:24Yeah.

00:53:25Okay.

00:53:26Okay.

00:53:26Could that have been any more awkward?

00:53:30And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:53:37Look who's here.

00:53:39Hey, my little guy.

00:53:42Hey, little Gucci.

00:53:43Look at this right here.

00:53:47Let's try it.

00:53:49Oh, yeah.

00:53:50Now, here's mine.

00:53:53Just like that.

00:53:55Yeah.

00:53:55Even got one for big brother.

00:53:57Right there.

00:53:59Come to papa.

00:54:00Yes, my boy.

00:54:02All right, all right.

00:54:04So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:54:07This is two weeks off.

00:54:09Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:10They're waiting for an answer.

00:54:11And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:54:14He says the band is free.

00:54:17You like Coldplay, right?

00:54:18Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:22Cool.

00:54:23Well, all right.

00:54:24Then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:54:26How about that?

00:54:27Not too big.

00:54:28Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:54:29Dad, let's just pump the brakes.

00:54:32We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:54:34Why?

00:54:35Something wrong with Amelia?

00:54:36No.

00:54:38Everything is great.

00:54:39It's better than great, honestly.

00:54:42But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:54:45That's our thing.

00:54:48It's not Amelia's thing.

00:54:50I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:54:52Wow, I never thought of that.

00:54:55You know, you have a very good point there.

00:54:59I'm very impressed.

00:55:01You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:55:05I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:55:09Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:55:12Love?

00:55:14Yeah.

00:55:15I don't know.

00:55:18He's cute.

00:55:19All right, all right.

00:55:21Change of deal.

00:55:22Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl.

00:55:24All right?

00:55:24And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.

00:55:27A wedding with Coldplay.

00:55:30No Coldplay, Dad.

00:55:32No Coldplay.

00:55:33So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:55:44It's not working.

00:55:46I know it.

00:55:47I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:55:50And I'm cured.

00:55:52What?

00:55:53You're cured?

00:55:55Oh, congratulations.

00:55:59I wasn't expecting it.

00:56:01I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:56:04It only took two sessions?

00:56:07I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:56:10Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:56:13What's wrong, sis?

00:56:15We should be celebrating.

00:56:17I brought Prosecco.

00:56:18No.

00:56:19Yeah.

00:56:20No, I'm good.

00:56:21Yeah.

00:56:23Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:56:25You can tell me anything.

00:56:28Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:30Is everything okay?

00:56:31If that punk pretty boy hurts you,

00:56:34I will take that man thong

00:56:36and give him a wedgie so far up his butt

00:56:38that it will cut him in two.

00:56:40It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:56:44It's me.

00:56:47I have to tell you something.

00:56:52I cannot believe that they convinced you

00:56:55to do an arranged marriage.

00:56:58What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:57:00It's the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:57:03And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:57:06Actually, he's not that bad.

00:57:10I kind of like him.

00:57:11Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:57:16We need to get you out of there.

00:57:18Betsy, I have real feelings for him.

00:57:23But what about the tabloid stories?

00:57:27You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:57:30They banned him for life.

00:57:32You'll never go to Epcot.

00:57:33He's not actually like the stories.

00:57:37Or at least not to me.

00:57:40He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:57:44If you marry Michelangelo,

00:57:47he will make your life a living hell.

00:57:51What if you meet him?

00:57:53Yeah.

00:57:54Meet him.

00:57:55Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:57:56Maybe he'll actually like him.

00:57:58Don't count on it.

00:57:59Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:58:04Fine.

00:58:05Yes.

00:58:06Only one.

00:58:07Yes.

00:58:10You won't regret it.

00:58:11I'm going to go get the Prosecco.

00:58:15You better bring the whole bottle.

00:58:20Thank you for making dinner.

00:58:23Of course.

00:58:24I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:58:25We need to celebrate.

00:58:26Michaelangelo,

00:58:30you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:58:35You mean besides me?

00:58:36I'm serious.

00:58:37It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:58:40Have a glass of wine.

00:58:43Tonight's going to be great.

00:58:54It's enormous.

00:58:56Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:02It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:59:06Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:59:10So, this is the infamous, uh, Michaelangelo.

00:59:16Uh, how about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:59:22$96 Dom Perignon?

00:59:23Amelia, you said that's the year that you were born.

00:59:26Yeah, I...

00:59:27Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:59:29It's worth more than my car.

00:59:31Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:59:37It's delicious.

00:59:37This was made in France.

00:59:41Sorry.

00:59:42Can't touch that stuff.

00:59:44So,

00:59:45who wants a drink?

00:59:46You hardly touch your food.

01:00:08It's a little too rich for me.

01:00:15Mine tastes great.

01:00:16So, Michaelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.

01:00:25You don't mind, do you?

01:00:27Fire away.

01:00:27Um, so, I know you two have been having your... fun.

01:00:34Um, but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:41I don't think it's going to.

01:00:44That's cute and all, but what about her career?

01:00:47Are you gonna support her?

01:00:49Or kids, what's your stance on that?

01:00:51Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:00:55Betsy.

01:00:56Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

01:01:03We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

01:01:06See, Michaelangelo, that's my point.

01:01:08You two are getting married and you barely know each other.

01:01:12We know now.

01:01:13Easy, Betsy.

01:01:15I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

01:01:19And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

01:01:23And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:24I don't see a ring on your finger.

01:01:28Michaelangelo.

01:01:28You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

01:01:31It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

01:01:33She gets it from you.

01:01:35Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

01:01:37You started it.

01:01:38Why don't we all just calm down?

01:01:48Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:01:50No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:01:54That's not fair, Michaelangelo.

01:01:55She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:01:57You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:01:59And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.

01:02:03You know what?

01:02:04You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:02:05That's my sister.

01:02:06She just survived cancer.

01:02:10That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:02:13This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:02:16Not to me.

01:02:17You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:02:19I don't like this side of you.

01:02:20See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:02:23but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:02:26You told her?

01:02:27She's my sister.

01:02:28I don't care.

01:02:29That violates our agreement.

01:02:30Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:32A contractual agreement?

01:02:33Some kind of obligation?

01:02:35It's not what I meant.

01:02:36It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:02:38I love you.

01:02:40You love me?

01:02:42Don't listen to him.

01:02:43He doesn't even know what that means.

01:02:44Shut the fuck up!

01:02:46You know what?

01:02:47Maybe she was right.

01:02:48I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:02:50It's over.

01:02:56We need to get out of here.

01:02:59I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix

01:03:01to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:03:08Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,

01:03:11but you did the right thing.

01:03:14You do so much better than him.

01:03:17Yeah.

01:03:19But he isn't a monster.

01:03:21I shouldn't have said that.

01:03:22We can talk about it on the road.

01:03:24Get packing,

01:03:26and if we leave now,

01:03:27we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:03:28Lay low for a bit.

01:03:30Mexico?

01:03:31Or Canada.

01:03:32Whatever.

01:03:33It's that,

01:03:33or stay here and get sued

01:03:34by the Dino Levinos.

01:03:37Or worse.

01:03:38I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:03:41I mean,

01:03:41I only told you about the contract.

01:03:44It's not like I told the media.

01:03:46You don't know that.

01:03:48We're liabilities.

01:03:50Loose ends.

01:03:52You should listen to more True Kind podcast.

01:03:53Get rid of that thing

01:03:59that could be tracking us right now.

01:04:02Yeah, you know,

01:04:03Michelangelo did manage to follow me

01:04:05to the ecoplex the other day.

01:04:07See?

01:04:09He could have a sniper on us.

01:04:14It's Romulus.

01:04:16Hey, Romulus.

01:04:18What?

01:04:18What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:23You came.

01:04:36Against my better judgment.

01:04:38I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:04:41I've just been busy,

01:04:42but it's over with now.

01:04:46You should punish me for straying.

01:04:51You make me sick.

01:04:53I make me sick.

01:05:02Nice underwear.

01:05:06It's great craftsmanship.

01:05:12Okay.

01:05:14Let's get this over with.

01:05:15Is that all you have to say?

01:05:21Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:23I'm sorry.

01:05:25Chantel,

01:05:26I thought I wanted this,

01:05:30but I don't.

01:05:33I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:05:35Amelia broke up with me.

01:05:44It feels like she's stomping on my heart

01:05:46with one of your shoes.

01:05:49Never in a million years

01:05:50did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.

01:05:52I am fucking devastated.

01:05:55And all her wishes I could take back

01:05:57and look at how I acted.

01:05:58I just wanted to come back to me.

01:06:05Over there.

01:06:10Amelia?

01:06:13Hi, Dad.

01:06:15Gucci's gone?

01:06:17I'll be right there.

01:06:18Romulus.

01:06:27What?

01:06:27Hold on.

01:06:29Oh.

01:06:30Well,

01:06:30I only had him off the leash for a second,

01:06:33you know.

01:06:34We're practically in the house

01:06:35and then all of a sudden,

01:06:36he just shot off like a rocket.

01:06:38I've been calling him all night,

01:06:40but he won't come back!

01:06:41We can help you find him.

01:06:45Yeah?

01:06:46Right?

01:06:48Good, thanks.

01:06:49Good.

01:06:50Gucci!

01:06:51This better not be a trap.

01:06:53Just come on.

01:06:56Gucci!

01:06:57Gucci!

01:06:58Gucci!

01:06:59Hey, hey, hey!

01:07:00Where's Michelangelo?

01:07:01Huh?

01:07:01I thought you were both together.

01:07:02Why isn't he here with you?

01:07:04Oh, um, he's...

01:07:05Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

01:07:08Where were you?

01:07:09I had to stop for late night delivery

01:07:11of Mastriani's.

01:07:12It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:07:14This doesn't ring out of hiding.

01:07:16Nothing will.

01:07:17Smart move, dude.

01:07:19Here, ladies.

01:07:20Take a piece of this prosciutto.

01:07:21Yeah, that's it.

01:07:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:26Amelia.

01:07:38Gucci!

01:07:41He's so close.

01:07:47We've been looking for him all night long.

01:07:50We're never gonna find him.

01:07:52Don't give up, Dad.

01:07:53He's just off having a little adventure.

01:07:55Keep looking.

01:07:55He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:07:58See?

01:07:59They're not gonna kill us.

01:08:01I do have to admit, though,

01:08:03I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:08:04He's really there for his dad.

01:08:08His dad's dog.

01:08:10So you approve now?

01:08:12They didn't say that.

01:08:16Gucci!

01:08:20Gucci!

01:08:21My boy's back!

01:08:22Okay, okay.

01:08:31I'm a little closer to approving.

01:08:35I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:08:48A little.

01:08:50It's okay.

01:08:51Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:08:54They just leave out part of the story.

01:08:57Amelia,

01:08:58can we talk?

01:08:59Please?

01:09:07Amelia,

01:09:07can we talk?

01:09:11Please?

01:09:12Okay.

01:09:21Amelia,

01:09:23I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:09:27I shouldn't have attacked your sister

01:09:28and I shouldn't have blown up

01:09:30that you were mentioning the contract.

01:09:35I hope that you know you

01:09:36mean so much more to me

01:09:38than just a business agreement.

01:09:41Thanks for saying that.

01:09:43I needed to hear that.

01:09:46And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:09:50You're not one.

01:09:52I'm still learning new things about you.

01:09:55Most of them are good.

01:09:56I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:10:01I'm not.

01:10:05You're not?

01:10:05What do you mean?

01:10:09Amelia,

01:10:09this

01:10:10might sound crazy,

01:10:12but

01:10:12I meant it

01:10:14when I said that I love you.

01:10:16And I don't want

01:10:17some silly piece of paper

01:10:19to pee the reason

01:10:19that we stay together.

01:10:20I don't want it.

01:10:20I want to know that our love is real.

01:10:24Dad.

01:10:27What is it, son?

01:10:29I want to cancel the contract

01:10:31between me and Amelia.

01:10:33Why, son?

01:10:35Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:10:38And not because of some

01:10:40legal obligation,

01:10:43but because she wants to.

01:10:45Why?

01:10:46Why?

01:10:47Why?

01:10:48Why?

01:10:49Why?

01:10:50Why?

01:10:51Why?

01:10:52Why?

01:10:53Why?

01:11:00Amelia,

01:11:00where will it be?

01:11:05Will you marry me?

01:11:09Will you marry me?

01:11:12Yes.

01:11:13I'll marry you.

01:11:23you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world and I'm the happiest dog walker

01:11:35look at me I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct all right all right you two that's enough all right

01:11:44we spent this whole night together come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast

01:11:50Italian style hopefully it's not too rich for you I think I can get used to it and then we can all

01:11:58discuss the wedding all right I want to hear from everybody involved especially coldplay we're

01:12:05not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try

01:12:20and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows Michelangelo

01:12:36uh Amelia even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together I've learned so

01:12:50much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs I don't know how I ever managed

01:12:58anything without you I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family

01:13:08business from my father this year and in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you

01:13:19turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of

01:13:22I don't know Amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear I love you so much

01:13:34I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model but here we are

01:13:47Michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to

01:13:51the fullest something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy and although we haven't

01:14:01spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way I know your mom would be proud of you

01:14:08with the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills I now pronounce you husband

01:14:17and wife you may kiss your bride

01:14:20thanks I'm Betsy Amelia's sister I'm Jake another dog walker

01:14:36it's crazy you know given my sister I always been more of a cat person

01:14:42me too

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