00:00The following is a public notice from the Bureau of Fantastical and Arcane Affairs.
00:05Is your story askew?
00:07Are your villains not dastardly enough?
00:09Well, let's say I decided to sign up for evildoing and necromancy certifications right now.
00:15Are your peaceful villages not under proper threat?
00:19Or perhaps you have pesky placeholders sitting where cozy landscapes should be?
00:24If you answered yes to any of these questions,
00:27please call the Bureau of Fantastical and Arcane Affairs helpline.
00:32We have agents working the phones 24-7
00:35and field inspectors ready to go in as little as two business days.
00:40With your help, every story can have a happy ending.
00:46Oh, and one more thing.
00:48Be sure not to let the hero know about our existence.
00:52Or else.
00:57Be sure not to let
00:58You hear you then.
01:00Bye.
01:00Bye.
01:05Bye.
01:06Bye.
01:07Bye.
01:09Bye.
01:18Bye.
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