The Bureau of Fantastical & Arcane Affairs Official Wishlist Trailer

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Explore and inspect fantastical environments in The Bureau of Fantastical & Arcane Affairs, a first-person comedy narrative sandbox game. Whether you decide to fix what's wrong with the fantasy world or not, do your stuff and then leave, taking control of the hero to see what happens next.

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00:00The following is a public notice from the Bureau of Fantastical and Arcane Affairs.

00:05Is your story askew?

00:07Are your villains not dastardly enough?

00:09Well, let's say I decided to sign up for evildoing and necromancy certifications right now.

00:15Are your peaceful villages not under proper threat?

00:19Or perhaps you have pesky placeholders sitting where cozy landscapes should be?

00:24If you answered yes to any of these questions,

00:27please call the Bureau of Fantastical and Arcane Affairs helpline.

00:32We have agents working the phones 24-7

00:35and field inspectors ready to go in as little as two business days.

00:40With your help, every story can have a happy ending.

00:46Oh, and one more thing.

00:48Be sure not to let the hero know about our existence.

00:52Or else.

00:57Be sure not to let

00:58You hear you then.

01:00Bye.

01:05Bye.

01:06Bye.

01:07Bye.

01:09Bye.

01:18Bye.

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