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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of the Lancy Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but...
00:00:15I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about. Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. DeLancy, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen, kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:00:58You showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20-year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:19You keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:47I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:50So we need to step it up.
00:01:52Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:54Hey, bestie.
00:01:55How's it going with that smoking hot DILF?
00:01:57Tell me you've already hit that.
00:01:59As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:04OMG, that is so YouTube.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:20Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:23Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else meeting's over.
00:02:29Close the door.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:45That ain't gonna get me mad for.
00:02:51Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think-
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do as you told.
00:02:59Don't think a sound.
00:03:01Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:02They want them to hear you both?
00:03:12Oh my God.
00:03:17I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:25I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:03:43Lisa.
00:03:44What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting is important.
00:03:51Daydreaming again.
00:03:52Hey.
00:03:54Come here.
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57Project the demo for me.
00:03:58Sophie, snap out of it.
00:04:00This is work.
00:04:01You need to focus.
00:04:04Oh, my God.
00:04:07I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:10I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:12I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:18Wait.
00:04:19Your dad's best friend?
00:04:21Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:29That's enough.
00:04:31Sophie, you stay here.
00:04:31Everybody else get out.
00:04:32Mini's over.
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:37We should put her in line.
00:04:39Get out.
00:04:39All of you.
00:04:41Let's go.
00:04:48Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:50That's what I want you to be focused.
00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend?
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:04:56He's not even going to ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:06No, Sophie.
00:05:08Some things you can't take them back once you say them.
00:05:13Jessie, I'm in love with you.
00:05:20No, Sophie.
00:05:21You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:23Don't say that.
00:05:24It's not like that.
00:05:24I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:26I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog and
00:05:31children that run around in the backyard.
00:05:33That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:35No.
00:05:37No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:40Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:42I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere.
00:05:47Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:54You can't just give us one chance.
00:05:56Just to try.
00:05:58No.
00:05:58You're my best friend's daughter.
00:05:59I'm not going to do George like that.
00:06:01If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:06:03He will shoot me.
00:06:05Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:09Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:12Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:14Wait, does that mean you like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:22No.
00:06:23No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:25It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:27I'm old.
00:06:29I'm divorced.
00:06:31You're young.
00:06:31You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:33You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:35You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:37I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:40Well, I don't want you.
00:06:44I see.
00:06:47I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:53Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:06:57But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:00Damn it.
00:07:07Of course, you didn't follow me.
00:07:09Why would you...
00:07:10You mean it, right?
00:07:14It's running pretty hard.
00:07:16No thanks.
00:07:16No, stop!
00:07:27Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend, okay?
00:07:30He's going to know when I don't show up.
00:07:31Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:33You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:35We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:39Do you want money?
00:07:43I have money.
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44We don't want money?
00:07:47She's so fucking hot.
00:07:48I get to go first.
00:07:50What are you doing?
00:07:51Please, please let me go.
00:07:54Let me go!
00:07:55Shut up!
00:07:57Sophie!
00:07:58Is that Jesse?
00:07:59Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:13Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:25You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:29Take another step, I'll pull your fucking brains out.
00:08:43Get on the ground!
00:08:46Get on the fucking ground!
00:08:49Don't kill us!
00:08:50Please don't kill us!
00:08:52We'll never happen again!
00:08:54We swear!
00:08:54I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:08:56911, what's your emergency?
00:08:58Tell I have an attempted rape.
00:09:00Two white males, mid-20s.
00:09:02The corner at 46 and 30.
00:09:05Listen, bro, just...
00:09:07Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:11And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:14I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:09:17You alright?
00:09:18Stop staring at me.
00:09:39I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:43Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:44I don't wanna sit.
00:09:49It's nothing.
00:09:52I'm gonna give you some drug clothes.
00:09:54He still came looking for me.
00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:10:00Here, you can change into this.
00:10:01what the hell are you doing you told me to get changed in the bathroom i thought you saw me as
00:10:18a kid so what's wrong with me changing in front of you see yourself
00:10:31liar
00:10:37okay let me get this wound cooled up for you i sound fine you gotta go get some sleep you know where the
00:10:53spare bedroom is get some rest i'll drop you off your house first in the morning
00:10:57if you don't have feelings for me then why are you running away
00:11:03i'm not running away sophie i'm tired i've had a long day obviously
00:11:09and why is your heart beating so fast
00:11:17why are you hard
00:11:27do you have any idea what you're doing right now
00:11:34snap out of it jesse this is your friend's daughter yeah i know what i'm doing
00:11:42you're hard that means you want me means i'm a healthy man you're standing here looking like
00:11:48a tease any man would be but don't get it twisted this isn't love this is an affection
00:11:54it's biology
00:11:55fine you want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings i'll force you out of your cave
00:12:09it's my dad's wedding today i haven't spoken to jesse since that night you may now kiss the bride
00:12:16jesse should be here by now
00:12:24where is he
00:12:27there he is be cool sophie
00:12:34late to your best friend's wedding i guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as i
00:12:52thought
00:12:52so you gotta take it easy on the booze you're barely 21
00:12:59why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front to be honest i don't even think it really
00:13:17matters that i'm here your father still wants you to wish him well trust me i've wished him plenty
00:13:21doesn't seem to help that's my fifth stepmom she's 30
00:13:26who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom
00:13:31your father loves you you know that i know he does he's my dad
00:13:35but the real question is do you
00:13:40suffer you're drunk
00:13:47oh there you guys are
00:13:51hey daddy
00:13:54welcome to the family
00:13:58congratulations thank you
00:13:59yeah
00:14:00she's drunk
00:14:05i'm gonna take her down the lake maybe she sobered up a little bit
00:14:09keep an eye on sophie for me would you
00:14:11i'm waiting to pass and stinking as he's easy praying because he's tipsy
00:14:15he's the only one i trust around here
00:14:17are you the suit to every girl
00:14:29you're not every girl
00:14:31i'm a best friend's daughter
00:14:32can you please come up with something new
00:14:36i'm tipsy okay just let me rest
00:14:43fine i'll stop bothering you then
00:15:04sophie what are you doing
00:15:12sophie
00:15:14sophie
00:15:26sophie wake up hey
00:15:28so that was my first place
00:15:58so that was my first kiss
00:16:03her first kiss
00:16:06which means
00:16:06sophie's still a virgin
00:16:08that wasn't a kiss that was cpr
00:16:11what the fuck are you thinking
00:16:13you scared the shit out of me it's not funny
00:16:16if you don't care about me
00:16:19then why are you so worried
00:16:20next time i'm gonna let you drown
00:16:24this is crazy
00:16:36mergers and acquisitions god
00:16:39weapons things like that
00:16:41nothing can happen between you and sophie
00:16:47you have to stop thinking about it
00:16:49all right all right it is late it is my wedding night
00:16:54night and we
00:16:56going back to our tent
00:17:01you all have fun and we will see you tomorrow
00:17:06come on baby
00:17:07ow i'm pretty tired too so tired of my tent i'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:19where are you are
00:17:47mr delancy we're in your office
00:18:14and you can walk by
00:18:17so what
00:18:17i'm the ceo
00:18:19a lot of morris
00:18:20you know ever since you joined this company it's taken my full willpower and i think it's
00:18:25your every day
00:18:26and you're with sophie
00:18:27then kiss me boss man
00:18:29i'm gonna fight to rap against this window
00:18:39i don't know what kind of experience you had with these boys but they're about to have an orgasm from around there
00:18:45yes
00:18:46yes
00:18:47yes what
00:18:48yes sir please fuck me
00:18:50i heard you calling my name
00:19:03are you touching yourself thinking about me what no why are you in my tent get out
00:19:18you're not gonna get out of this one jesse you can't call my name let me see that and still pretend you don't have feelings for me
00:19:22what do you want me to say you want to tell you yes yes i find you attractive i'm very attracted to you but any man would be in their right mind you're beautiful you're kind you're sexy you check every box
00:19:29is that what you wanted to hear
00:19:32that doesn't mean that we can be together
00:19:36yes that's exactly what i wanted to hear
00:19:41do you know how happy i am right now
00:19:44yes
00:19:45that's exactly what i wanted to hear
00:19:48do you know happy i am right now
00:19:51yeah
00:19:54Where's your bro?
00:20:16I didn't wear one.
00:20:18Or babies.
00:20:21Fuck you.
00:20:24Jessi, I want you.
00:20:33Want me to what?
00:20:35I want you to make love to me.
00:20:37What are you talking?
00:20:39I want you inside of me now.
00:20:41I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jessi.
00:20:44This is what I've been waiting for.
00:20:49So that was my first kiss.
00:20:51Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:54You're a virgin.
00:20:55Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:20:57Fuck me.
00:20:58What the hell am I doing?
00:21:01Stop.
00:21:03We have to stop.
00:21:04We can't do this.
00:21:05What?
00:21:05Why?
00:21:06I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:09You have to go with somebody that you love.
00:21:10Someone your own age.
00:21:11Not a man like me.
00:21:13You are the man I love.
00:21:15Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:16I've been waiting for you.
00:21:17I'm sorry.
00:21:20We can't do this.
00:21:20This should have never happened.
00:21:31He's such a jerk.
00:21:33I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:21:36What if he just can't?
00:21:39You know, like erectile dysfunction?
00:21:41No, I felt it.
00:21:42It was hard as a rock.
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:44Then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:46Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:21:50How?
00:21:51He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:53What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:02The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:04Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:08Step one.
00:22:09Last.
00:22:10Sex is their basic instinct.
00:22:12And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:21But I've tried.
00:22:22Like, so many times.
00:22:24The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:27So then step two.
00:22:28Greed.
00:22:29If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:22:33We'll play that game.
00:22:34Push, pull, repeat.
00:22:36Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:40Then step three.
00:22:42Envy.
00:22:43It's bringing some competition, right?
00:22:45Like someone who looks nothing like him.
00:22:48We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:22:52And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:22:56You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:23:02I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:03Oh, trust me.
00:23:05It will work.
00:23:05But how do I do step two?
00:23:12I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:16Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:23:18All right?
00:23:18No, no, no texting.
00:23:19Stop calling.
00:23:20Two weeks.
00:23:21Total silence.
00:23:22Two weeks.
00:23:24You'll completely forget about me.
00:23:25Trust me.
00:23:25In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:23:32Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:23:36Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:50Come on, go do what I told you.
00:23:52He's literally looking over here right now.
00:23:55And work totally has the hots for you.
00:23:58Are you sure?
00:23:59I don't even know that guy.
00:24:00Listen, we went to college together.
00:24:02So, I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable.
00:24:05And he's hot.
00:24:07And he's rich.
00:24:08I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.
00:24:11And he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:14Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:17Yes.
00:24:17I'm feeling good.
00:24:22I'm feeling fine.
00:24:23Ready to shine.
00:24:25Ready to shine.
00:24:39She used to text me all the time.
00:24:41She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:24:42She gave her a chance.
00:24:43I went to school.
00:24:46She gave her a chance.
00:24:47I had, shearmed him.
00:24:47Like bubbles in the sights.
00:25:01It's going to burn.
00:25:03I wanna feel the freedom of choosing
00:25:07Cause I'm in this shape
00:25:10But I
00:25:11My
00:25:12My
00:25:13My
00:25:14My
00:25:15My
00:25:16My
00:25:17My
00:25:18My
00:25:19My
00:25:19My
00:25:20My
00:25:21My
00:25:21My
00:25:22Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you?
00:25:25It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:25:26Yes!
00:25:27Fish is taking the bait.
00:25:33Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:35You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago. Give it a second.
00:25:44What if he doesn't come?
00:25:46Hey, be patient, alright? Just 10 more minutes.
00:25:52Let's dance over there.
00:25:56He's not coming. Everything is over.
00:26:03Told you we kneel.
00:26:14Who the hell are you?
00:26:15I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:26:18Oh!
00:26:19Well,
00:26:20this is Sophie's uncle.
00:26:23Uncle?
00:26:24Uh, um,
00:26:25it's nice to meet you, sir.
00:26:28I'm Sophie's friend.
00:26:30Where'd you come?
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34Were you worried about me?
00:26:37Or maybe
00:26:38just a little jealous?
00:26:41Jealous?
00:26:42You sent me that text message to luring me here. Don't play smart.
00:26:45You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:55It's your choice.
00:26:56Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:26:59The truth is, is that
00:27:03Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:06He's like a total control freak.
00:27:08And he is super strict.
00:27:10She's fucking 21.
00:27:11She'll give her whatever she wants.
00:27:13Yeah, exactly.
00:27:13Right?
00:27:14Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:16Please.
00:27:17And really,
00:27:18I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:27:21I really do think you should blur chat.
00:27:22Fine.
00:27:33Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:36Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:38Do what exactly?
00:27:39Lose my virginity to work.
00:27:42That gave the walking STD.
00:27:43He's not right for you.
00:27:45Sophie?
00:27:45I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:49I think we should totally catch up on present.
00:27:54Hey, uncle.
00:27:57Sophie's 21.
00:27:59I think you can chillax, right?
00:28:02We're having fun.
00:28:03I'm sure she gets all safe.
00:28:04Hmm?
00:28:06Come with me.
00:28:08Jesse?
00:28:10Last chance.
00:28:11Do I go?
00:28:11You can do whatever you are.
00:28:16Or someone come here tonight.
00:28:19Great.
00:28:24I'll see you later, then.
00:28:34You all right?
00:28:42Hey, don't lock the door.
00:28:44Okay, okay.
00:28:45Just wanted some privacy.
00:28:47You want a drink?
00:28:48No.
00:28:48I'm fine.
00:28:54A guy and a girl.
00:28:58Alone.
00:28:59In a room.
00:29:01I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:04I respect our decision.
00:29:05Jesus.
00:29:07Will you just man up?
00:29:08You're here, right?
00:29:09You obviously care about her.
00:29:11I mean, are you really going to let her go do something that she's going to regret?
00:29:16It's more complicated than you think.
00:29:21Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:23Um, I'm not ready.
00:29:24We barely know each other.
00:29:25Come on.
00:29:26It's just a little kiss.
00:29:27I won't do anything else.
00:29:28I'm sorry.
00:29:29I don't think I can do this.
00:29:30And why did you come into my room?
00:29:32Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:29:34You're right.
00:29:35I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:35I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:38You can't change your mind about things in other places, okay?
00:29:40No, get off of me.
00:29:49She said no, motherfucker.
00:29:54Come on.
00:29:54You're coming home with me.
00:29:55Now.
00:29:56Oh, fuck.
00:30:05Why does he look so mad?
00:30:07Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:10Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:11Well, you look mad.
00:30:13And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did, and
00:30:17now you're upset?
00:30:20I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:23What were you going to do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:25Was your friend going to help you?
00:30:27What are you going to do?
00:30:28Are you going to sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:30What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:32Okay, fine.
00:30:33I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:34But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:36Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:30:39I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass woman.
00:30:45But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:30:50You have feelings for me too.
00:30:51You're just too scared to admit it.
00:30:52Okay, fine.
00:30:57You know what?
00:30:57I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:30:59Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:25Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:29George, what's up?
00:31:31Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment.
00:31:35But we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:31:40The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:31:44Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:31:47Do you want her if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:50Just until the lease starts?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:56What did he say?
00:31:59We've got to pack your stuff up.
00:32:02Pack?
00:32:02Packed for what?
00:32:04Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:17Can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:32:21Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:32:24Then you've got to go.
00:32:25Back to being a cold hard ass.
00:32:27So, are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:31Because you did kiss me.
00:32:33Or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:37That was my fault.
00:32:38I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:39I don't want you to feel bad.
00:32:41I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:47That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:49Because I'm going to kiss you too.
00:32:50Your father trusts me.
00:33:04I can't betray his trust.
00:33:06My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:33:07You're just assuming that he does.
00:33:09I know him.
00:33:09I know men.
00:33:11If he found out about us, whatever this is,
00:33:14he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:16So, what?
00:33:19You're just going to give up on us then?
00:33:31Just give me time.
00:33:33Meaning?
00:33:34After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:33:37So, you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:44Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:33:47And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:33:51Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy.
00:33:54So, I'm not going to run away from this.
00:33:57But I want to do it on my terms.
00:33:59Okay.
00:33:59What are your terms?
00:34:03Well, number one.
00:34:03No sex.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:34:12Rule number two.
00:34:14No flirting.
00:34:16No tempting me.
00:34:18It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:19I can't promise anything.
00:34:21Rule number three.
00:34:22You're here for a week.
00:34:24When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:34:27It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:34:30I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:32That's so far away.
00:34:37My house.
00:34:39My rooms.
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:44I'll show you your room.
00:34:56So, this is you.
00:34:58I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:34:59Seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:35:11I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:35:13But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:35:16Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:26Jessie.
00:35:27I have.
00:35:29Rule number two.
00:35:31You're flirting.
00:35:37I'm going to confiscate this.
00:35:39He's taking a shower.
00:35:58Same roof tonight.
00:36:00Same bed soon.
00:36:02Jesse.
00:36:18So hot.
00:36:24Nope.
00:36:24This is killing me.
00:36:26I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:27I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:27I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:31Jesse.
00:36:33Jesse.
00:36:42Where did he hide?
00:36:52What the?
00:36:55Milfs.
00:37:00That's what is on to him?
00:37:03So he likes all day one of them.
00:37:06I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:37:08I need to know exactly what type of girl Jesse likes if I want to win him over.
00:37:14Milfs secret it is.
00:37:15Holy shit.
00:37:21So rough.
00:37:36Looks like you found out the secret.
00:37:43What are you doing in behind?
00:37:49Um.
00:37:50I just came to get my things.
00:37:56You don't follow directions too well.
00:38:03How should I call it you?
00:38:05Fine.
00:38:05Fine.
00:38:16How?
00:38:21She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:27Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:38:29Just watch porn?
00:38:29I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:34Did you figure it out?
00:38:37You like her most?
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:42Keep guessing.
00:38:43I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:47Yeah, you feel that right.
00:38:51I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:54Yeah, you feel that right.
00:38:55But Jesse, the rule is no flirting.
00:39:07That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:09What is he doing?
00:39:22What is he doing?
00:39:22Youngie.
00:39:38Youngie.
00:39:47You hungry?
00:39:49There's practice inside.
00:39:50We have one more cell.
00:39:51I'll join you.
00:39:51That's cheating.
00:39:54I'll join you.
00:39:57Let me help.
00:40:10God damn it.
00:40:11I almost had him.
00:40:12At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:24No.
00:40:25No.
00:40:30Running away?
00:40:30You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:33I'll handle the rest.
00:40:47you're gonna eat nope i'm all sweaty for my workout so i'm gonna shower
00:41:01we'll work out
00:41:17kid i'm trying to wash is that my shirt
00:41:24so am i distracting you
00:41:29you ain't breaking rules no flirting but i skipped that once and so you're hungry
00:41:47no underwear
00:41:57i ain't cheating process so what now you didn't punish me that fast
00:42:04is that what you are you don't want any clutter
00:42:06punish me harder please
00:42:17you really knew you deserve to be punished
00:42:24yeah so punish me now
00:42:27i needed this for so long
00:42:39i didn't know you were in such kinky stuff
00:42:46i'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules
00:42:57this isn't the kind of punishment i expected or wanted
00:43:11you stay here think about what you've done
00:43:17jesse i'm back
00:43:29still don't tell those tricks huh
00:43:35hi i'm jesse's wife
00:43:39hi i'm jesse's wife
00:43:46ex-wife karen we're divorced
00:43:49why are you here
00:43:51i came for what's mine
00:43:52there's nothing in this house that's yours
00:43:54i'm not leaving without it
00:44:01i miss you
00:44:11you know the club really hasn't been the same since
00:44:14oh my god his ex-wife is here
00:44:16i should at least be polite right
00:44:18no i
00:44:21um do you want some coffee
00:44:24don't bother kiddo
00:44:28i know this place better than you
00:44:30and i know jesse better than you
00:44:33he'll borrow of you soon enough
00:44:35get what you came for and get out
00:44:38and leave her out of this
00:44:40jesse
00:44:41still angry
00:44:43i came for the engagement ring
00:44:47an engagement ring of course
00:44:51they were married after all
00:44:52i decided to keep it after all
00:44:55it's in my dressing room
00:45:02this was my dressing room
00:45:11stay out of it
00:45:13i can handle my own shit
00:45:14sorry
00:45:17this is my room now
00:45:19oh sweetie
00:45:21so uh
00:45:23you two still don't share bed
00:45:25so what
00:45:26i'm his girlfriend now
00:45:28just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:45:31and right here
00:45:33sorry
00:45:37no rings in there
00:45:39just my d-cup balls
00:45:41that god gave me for free
00:45:42looks like he might have given me yours too
00:45:45you
00:45:47little
00:45:48bitch
00:45:50that's enough
00:45:53this is your last warning
00:45:54you need to leave
00:45:54i'm gonna call the cops
00:45:56jesse
00:45:57i know you still love me
00:46:00trust me
00:46:01that was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:46:03now i just regret meeting you
00:46:05you shouldn't take her side over mine jesse
00:46:07you know what i'm capable of when i'm angry
00:46:11so
00:46:21you were married to that
00:46:23it's a choice i regret deeply
00:46:25right but you proposed after all
00:46:28if you run into karen you can't provoke her
00:46:30she's dangerous
00:46:32so why did you marry her
00:46:34i'm gonna get you a room with the ritz carlton
00:46:37i'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:46:39what
00:46:40you're kicking me out for her
00:46:42it's not safe for you here
00:46:44not safe or not convenient now that she's not here
00:46:46are you still in love with her or something
00:46:48no sophie
00:46:49i don't love her
00:46:51i love you
00:46:59karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:47:06okay don't be mad
00:47:13how was i supposed to know that
00:47:15your ex-wife was some
00:47:17mafia heiress
00:47:18you scared now
00:47:19good maybe you'll finally leave
00:47:22nope
00:47:27i fought so hard to get in this house
00:47:29i'm not just gonna leave
00:47:30wow you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:47:34get your mother out of the gutter
00:47:43so why did you guys break up
00:47:46and don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:47:48she lied to me
00:47:50about everything
00:47:52and she cheated on me
00:47:54when i finally saw who she truly was i was
00:47:57appalled by the fact that i married her
00:47:59oh shit
00:48:02sorry
00:48:03sometimes you don't know who a person is
00:48:05even when you're married to them
00:48:07i'm gonna take it now
00:48:11i'm staying
00:48:22but
00:48:23i'll behave
00:48:24okay
00:48:25i'll follow all the rules
00:48:26no more seduction attempts
00:48:28please don't make me leave
00:48:31fine
00:48:33you leave on the first day of school
00:48:35yes
00:48:35i knew you'd cave
00:48:36oh
00:48:39i'll get it
00:48:41karen won't make a move yet
00:48:43i'll keep a close eye on sophie until her semester starts
00:48:46jesse
00:48:48a neighborhood party
00:48:49okay
00:48:51dear mr delancy
00:48:54i'm throwing a get together
00:48:56and would be delighted if you would join us
00:48:58it would be a great time with neighbors
00:49:00please feel free to bring your partner
00:49:02the theme is bridgerton
00:49:04so come dressed to impress
00:49:05since when do i socialize with neighbors
00:49:08and since when do i have neighbors
00:49:10bring your partner
00:49:11it'll be fun
00:49:12hard pass
00:49:14you do want to show me off
00:49:17a few days left
00:49:19might as well let her have this
00:49:21fine
00:49:22yes
00:49:24jesse you're the best
00:49:25tada it's cute right
00:49:42isn't it a little weird
00:49:45hey you're the one that phoned it in
00:49:47but at least i don't have a dress turn
00:49:48i almost forgot my apple crumble
00:49:53let's go
00:49:56hello
00:50:00boss the ceo of real short is on the line
00:50:02he requested an emergency meeting
00:50:04all right i'm on the way
00:50:06work emergency
00:50:07yeah
00:50:09go ahead i'll meet at the parties
00:50:11go i'll try my neighbors
00:50:12hello
00:50:21i'm here for the
00:50:22there you are
00:50:27the party
00:50:29karen who is this
00:50:32you invited a maid to the party
00:50:34and she's dressed so uniquely
00:50:37do you know where the host is
00:50:40the host
00:50:41don't you mean your master
00:50:44oh
00:50:45poor maid
00:50:47karen's the one you're looking for
00:50:49oh no no don't rush off
00:50:52you know everybody here
00:50:54stay
00:50:55and play
00:50:57is this for me
00:51:00it looks delicious
00:51:07oops
00:51:11i spilled it
00:51:13it's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway
00:51:16she is the intern who fantasized about banking jesse at the meeting
00:51:22ooh
00:51:23oh
00:51:23the gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top
00:51:26now now be nice
00:51:29she did climb into bed with your boss
00:51:31shouldn't you call her
00:51:33mrs. delancey
00:51:35oh karen
00:51:36the only mrs. delancey here is you
00:51:38not some trashy maid
00:51:42who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:51:44get away from me
00:52:00you set this up
00:52:02you're nothing but a street whore
00:52:05who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:52:11okay everybody
00:52:13throw her in the pool to wash off the filth
00:52:16get her
00:52:18let go of me
00:52:24someone help i didn't do anything
00:52:27oh save it whore
00:52:30there's someone who cares
00:52:32push her in
00:52:33you're not clean yet
00:52:46hold her down
00:52:48jesse we'll kill you for this
00:53:01will the bus come after us
00:53:02no
00:53:03she's karen
00:53:04and she is a nothing
00:53:06who do you think will win
00:53:07go on
00:53:08go on whatever happens i'll take the player
00:53:10jesse
00:53:16jesse
00:53:16jesse
00:53:18he tried to kill me
00:53:31oh i should have never let you go
00:53:34you okay
00:53:35all right i'll take care
00:53:38you have a problem you come to me
00:53:41you don't drag her into this
00:53:42you're overreacting baby
00:53:44we were just playing around
00:53:45we're just playing
00:53:46let's play
00:53:47jesse
00:53:51you're doing this to me for some blood
00:53:54boss you can't do this to your fiance
00:53:56she's nothing
00:53:57yes when your relationship was falling apart
00:54:00karen begged you over and over
00:54:02and you still broke up with her
00:54:03exactly
00:54:04and now you're ready to hurt karen for some mistress
00:54:07you jerk
00:54:08should we tell them the truth
00:54:09mistress
00:54:11there was no mistress
00:54:12she was the one that was cheating
00:54:13no
00:54:16you
00:54:17yeah
00:54:18if i stopped loving you a long time ago
00:54:22after all the lying
00:54:23and the cheating
00:54:24and the drug use
00:54:24no
00:54:26you're a horrible person
00:54:28disguised with a beautiful face
00:54:29and no one will ever love you
00:54:32omg
00:54:33she was the cheater
00:54:34what a bitch
00:54:36we all thought jesse was the liar
00:54:39jesse
00:54:39you know who my father is
00:54:42and you know what happens when you cross
00:54:44yeah i do
00:54:45but if he wants where i'll give him one
00:54:47are you threatening me
00:54:49i'm not threatening you no
00:54:50i'm telling you don't fuck with people i care about
00:54:52any one of you that touched her
00:55:06i better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow i swear to god i'll bury every one of them
00:55:10mr mr valentine wait please i can't lose this job
00:55:13wait
00:55:14it's not my fault
00:55:24i shouldn't drive you into this
00:55:25jesse
00:55:26jesse
00:55:27love you
00:55:29jesse i love you
00:55:31don't leave
00:55:32i love you too
00:55:36but you're not safe with me
00:55:38you have to go
00:55:39george
00:55:47we have to talk
00:55:48it's about your daughter
00:55:50i trusted you
00:56:02i trusted you with my only daughter
00:56:04dad
00:56:05why are you here
00:56:06sweetheart
00:56:08get away
00:56:11he scared me to death
00:56:14it was an accident
00:56:15jesse wasn't even there
00:56:17do not defend him
00:56:18you are coming home with me
00:56:20i'm not leaving
00:56:22i start school soon
00:56:25it's closer to here
00:56:26i will drive you
00:56:28i'm not going back
00:56:30i
00:56:31sophie
00:56:32go with your father
00:56:34you want me to leave
00:56:36yes
00:56:43you're exhausting
00:56:45and a distraction
00:56:46and i'm done babysitting children
00:56:47do not talk to her like that
00:56:49you mean
00:56:50you'd be better off at home
00:56:54then i have to work
00:56:55come on
00:56:58come on
00:56:59we are leaving
00:56:59dad i
00:57:01just wait in the car
00:57:02i have to pack my stuff
00:57:03really quick
00:57:04and
00:57:04say goodbye
00:57:06to uncle jess
00:57:08you're really doing this
00:57:16men like me shouldn't be with girls like you
00:57:18so that's it
00:57:19but what about our deal
00:57:20you said that after i dodged you
00:57:22i'm just stalling to get you off my back
00:57:25you're such a coward
00:57:28jesse delancy
00:57:29thank you uncle jesse
00:57:37for your hospitality
00:57:39i don't think we're gonna see each other again
00:57:41i tried so hard to make things work
00:57:44but every time i make progress
00:57:46you just recoil back into your shell
00:57:48like a scared little boy
00:57:50i was willing to die on this hill for us
00:57:53but i can't be brave for the both of us anymore
00:57:55i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
00:58:00goodbye jesse
00:58:03i'm in love with you jesse
00:58:08jesse i love you
00:58:18don't let you
00:58:19i love you too sophie
00:58:33hey dad
00:58:55i decided to go to china and take a gap year
00:58:58sweetheart did you say china
00:59:00is everything okay sweetheart
00:59:01yeah i'm fine dad
00:59:03i just need to change the scenery
00:59:05and if i can help some people along the way
00:59:07even just one person
00:59:09i'll be happy
00:59:09okay sweetheart
00:59:11i support you
00:59:13both
00:59:14jord
00:59:25what do you think i just came here to talk to you about sophie
00:59:28something's off with her
00:59:30did sophie tell george
00:59:32maybe i should just come clean
00:59:34listen i'm sorry that i kicked you out of the house
00:59:37don't worry about that i heard she got into an argument
00:59:39she'll come around
00:59:41i don't think that's it
00:59:43look i haven't been a good father
00:59:46i'm always laying always working
00:59:48getting remarried
00:59:50look i have some issues but
00:59:52but i love my daughter with all my heart
00:59:55i just know there's something else
00:59:58either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her
01:00:01because she's moving to china
01:00:02she's what
01:00:04calm down
01:00:06reaction's bigger than mine
01:00:07she's only going there for a year
01:00:09she wants to teach english to young kids in rural yin
01:00:11you're just gonna let your 21 year old daughter go to china
01:00:14george what the fuck
01:00:16she doesn't speak the language
01:00:17we don't know anybody over there
01:00:19what if something happens to her
01:00:20what if she gets killed if she ends up in a ditch
01:00:22jesse she's going to be fine
01:00:23she's joining a group out there
01:00:25i came here because i thought you would know something
01:00:27you don't
01:00:29you don't think she's pregnant do you
01:00:31did she mention anything about
01:00:33about a boyfriend
01:00:34george's thinking he said
01:00:37why the hell would you know anyway
01:00:38you're my best friend
01:00:40practically wise to grow up
01:00:42why would she tell you anything
01:00:43i guess i just need to be patient
01:00:45better tell me when she's ready
01:00:47anyway
01:00:48all right well i'll get out of your hair
01:00:50i know you're a busy guy
01:00:51coming to go off in this weekend
01:00:53yeah
01:00:54yeah
01:00:55when's her flight
01:00:57she already left
01:00:58it took her airport about an hour ago
01:01:00excuse me
01:01:02sorry
01:01:05i was willing to die on this hill for us
01:01:12but i can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:01:15i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:01:18you are worth fighting for sophie
01:01:21breaking news
01:01:28flight mt878 from lax to beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff
01:01:33the entire lax airport has shut down
01:01:36emergency services are on site
01:01:38287 passengers are on board
01:01:40no survivors are confirmed so far
01:01:43at sophie's flight
01:01:45this is a live report from los angeles international airport
01:01:56where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:01:59i'm sorry sir
01:02:00no one's getting into the airport tonight lax is shut down
01:02:03my girlfriend's on that flight i gotta see if she's okay
01:02:05sir
01:02:06like i said
01:02:07no one's getting in there
01:02:09now you can wait here with everyone else
01:02:11and we'll have some information for you soon
01:02:18if i didn't push away should i have
01:02:22i wish you turned just one last time around
01:02:29to see the skies above me falling down
01:02:36i don't know why you just can't stay here
01:02:43jesse
01:02:45i need more than i keep saying
01:02:47i need more than i keep saying
01:02:50i need you to fear
01:02:51i gotta be out there
01:02:53so that seems to be
01:02:55i thought i lost you
01:03:14i thought you were on that flight
01:03:17that wasn't my flight
01:03:18my flight's to hong kong but it got cancelled
01:03:20thank god
01:03:22i'm still leaving jesse
01:03:25i'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:27okay it's exhausting
01:03:29it was good to see you
01:03:31you're worth fighting for
01:03:34what
01:03:35that night you left you told me
01:03:38you hoped that one day i'd find somebody worth fighting from
01:03:40but i have
01:03:41it's you
01:03:43alright
01:03:44just give me one more chance and i will prove to you
01:03:46that i'm done running
01:03:47i'm done running away from our feelings
01:03:49i'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us
01:03:53and if the sky falls i'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:03:56just give me one more chance
01:03:58but what about my dad
01:04:00you said he'll kill you
01:04:01i'll
01:04:02get him not to
01:04:04hmm
01:04:05and what about waiting until after college
01:04:07i'm only young once
01:04:09you're really wasting my years here jesse
01:04:11anytime
01:04:12whatever you want
01:04:13whenever you want
01:04:15you know what are you waiting for
01:04:17take me home
01:04:18oh my god
01:04:28i'm finally gonna lose my virginity to the man i love
01:04:39can i join you?
01:04:48can i meet the man
01:04:49it's just for my life
01:04:50life
01:04:51you're generation
01:04:52you put me in
01:04:54wish me wae
01:04:56i love again
01:04:57we always creating
01:04:58tell me to go
01:04:59tell me to go
01:05:01i Founder
01:05:02i haha
01:05:03i'll make you feel even better
01:05:04i Wonder
01:05:06Have a Chance
01:05:07Push Me Waste
01:05:08we got the love
01:05:09you love to hate
01:05:10when i wanna go
01:05:11you make me stay
01:05:12i wanna bet
01:05:13yeah i wanna bet
01:05:14oh my dad
01:05:15hy
01:05:17Hurry up.
01:05:19I'm not gonna hurry.
01:05:21It's your first time.
01:05:23I'm gonna get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt.
01:05:47The secret is you and I underneath.
01:05:50Finally, I'll have you out of myself, Sophie.
01:06:03You know, I can't believe this is real.
01:06:05You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
01:06:08I think I've had dreams about this.
01:06:12Yeah, I feel the same way too.
01:06:14I'm gonna...
01:06:16Middle-aged man, divorced man like me.
01:06:18You got a girl like you.
01:06:19I'm undeserving.
01:06:20You're not old, okay?
01:06:22Forties are a man's best year.
01:06:23Oh, yeah?
01:06:24Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:06:26because I'm gonna die way before you do.
01:06:29I don't know who's gonna take care of you then.
01:06:31That's why you need to quit smoking.
01:06:33And then I'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age.
01:06:36Eat your breakfast.
01:06:38As soon as you're done, I gotta drop you off at home.
01:06:40Why? I can't stay?
01:06:41I have something to do.
01:06:42It's pretty important.
01:06:43What's up?
01:06:46I called your dad. I can't plead.
01:06:49You what? Jesse, you did not.
01:06:52I'm a man, Sophia.
01:06:53A man has to do what a man has to do.
01:06:55I have to take responsibility for what I did last night.
01:06:57Especially because you're George's daughter.
01:06:58I don't want you to be here when he gets here.
01:07:00He's coming at noon.
01:07:01It might be violent.
01:07:02Jesse, I can't go. Are you crazy?
01:07:05You said it yourself.
01:07:06He will shoot you dead like graveyard dead.
01:07:09He's not gonna shoot me.
01:07:10He might punch me in the face, but he's not gonna shoot me.
01:07:17You motherfucker!
01:07:18I know your ass is in here!
01:07:19Get your ass out!
01:07:21Well, looks like it's too late for me to go.
01:07:23We're in this together.
01:07:24I had a bad deal, you motherfucker.
01:07:30I am gonna fucking kill you.
01:07:32Sophie.
01:07:33Sophie, get out of the way.
01:07:35Sophie, go to your bedroom.
01:07:36We'll talk to your dad.
01:07:37That is my line.
01:07:38You can't tell her that.
01:07:40Sophie, go to your room.
01:07:43Daddy, you can't kill him.
01:07:44No, I'm gonna kill him, alright.
01:07:46It's not his fault, okay?
01:07:47I chased Jesse first.
01:07:48You're just a dumb kid.
01:07:50And you, you ought to know better.
01:07:52You're twice her age.
01:07:53How could you do that to my child?
01:07:55Daddy, your new wife is literally 30.
01:07:58How can you judge us?
01:08:00That is different.
01:08:01He is not right for you.
01:08:02You're 21 years old.
01:08:04You have your whole life in front of you.
01:08:06Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:09I love him.
01:08:13I've loved him ever since I met him.
01:08:15And he's the only person I've ever loved.
01:08:17And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't.
01:08:22My heart skips a beat every time I see him.
01:08:26I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one, okay?
01:08:31He's always been the one.
01:08:33So if you're gonna shoot him, you have to shoot me too.
01:08:36You're gonna marry my daughter?
01:08:43What?
01:08:44Uh, yes.
01:08:45Yes, we, I would love to, with your permission, of course.
01:08:49If you break her heart, I'm gonna kill you.
01:08:52If you cheat on her, I'm gonna chop your dick off and slice it into fucking pieces.
01:08:57That won't be necessary, alright?
01:08:58I think the will to your daughter.
01:08:59All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy.
01:09:04Alright.
01:09:05Well, that's the deal then.
01:09:06Don't break it.
01:09:07Oh, my God.
01:09:08Jesse.
01:09:09Dad!
01:09:10As my daughter, you have my blessing.
01:09:13As for you, he's a man, he understands.
01:09:15That's alright.
01:09:16I probably deserve that.
01:09:18Send me a bill for the wedding.
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20No, no, no.
01:09:21No, no, no.
01:09:22No, no, no.
01:09:23No, no.
01:09:24No, no, no.
01:09:25No, no, no.
01:09:26No, no, no.
01:09:27No, no, no.
01:09:28No, no, no.
01:09:29No, no, no.
01:09:30No, no, no.
01:09:31No, no, no.
01:09:32No, no, no.
01:09:33No, no, no.
01:09:34Until then, don't talk to me.
01:09:43Selfie, I love you.
01:09:46I love you more.
01:09:47Finally, after a decade of waiting, I landed the man of my dreams.
01:09:56We got married right after I graduated college.
01:09:59I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey.
01:10:01As for my dad, I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother.
01:10:04Geez, dad, you're like almost 50.
01:10:07Well, ladies, moral of the story is you shouldn't give up on finding real love.
01:10:11Not the kind that fades or gets replaced, but the kind that stays with you, quietly, even
01:10:16through the years.
01:10:17Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you.
01:10:21Love like that doesn't disappear.
01:10:23It just waits.
01:10:24For the right time.
01:10:25You're not getting away from me, Jessie.
01:10:30Then I can raise you to some dumb blind little bitch.
01:10:34Just you wait.
01:10:36Just you wait.
01:10:37This is the beginning of the end.
01:10:43Oh!
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