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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want
00:05:21to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33Why don't you say something fecal?
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:32Ugh.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:09How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:40Ah.
00:07:49Oh my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:52What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59Oh.
00:08:01Oh my God.
00:08:04That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh my God.
00:08:15Rose?
00:08:19Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:46Oh.
00:08:46Oh.
00:08:47Oh.
00:08:47Oh.
00:08:47Oh.
00:08:48Oh.
00:08:48Oh.
00:08:48Oh.
00:08:49Oh.
00:08:49Oh.
00:08:49Oh.
00:08:50Oh.
00:08:50Oh.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:52Oh.
00:08:53Oh.
00:08:53Oh.
00:08:54How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:24Oh.
00:09:24I'm so sorry.
00:09:35Oh my gosh.
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:44How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing. Absolutely nothing. But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose. Chasen? Off limits. Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it. You are my new project. Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:54Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun. I have to win that scholarship to go to college. You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win. I promise we'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay. Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay. Being a Queen B is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:18Just go. You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow. You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:45Yeah, definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh my god, ow.
00:13:11I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry, I'll bring him back.
00:13:28Later.
00:13:29Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:30She's being nice.
00:13:31That's never a good sign.
00:13:32Oh my god, ew.
00:13:33Look at these losers.
00:13:34My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:39Private tutors.
00:13:40Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:41Um, no.
00:13:42She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:43She told me so herself.
00:13:44Wow.
00:13:45You know, for fun.
00:13:46Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:13:47Gossip chains?
00:13:48Watch this.
00:13:49Oh my god, ew.
00:13:50Oh my god, ew.
00:13:51Look at these losers.
00:13:52My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:58Um, no.
00:13:59She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:00She told me so herself.
00:14:02Wow.
00:14:03You know, for fun.
00:14:07Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:32Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:09Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:02Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:30I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:41Can you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:17:07Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:17And...
00:17:18I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And...
00:17:22I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:32Mmm.
00:17:35So what are you gonna do?
00:17:38I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:41You wanna know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way!
00:17:48No way!
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:54That's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Joking, sexy , sexy, sexy, sexy...
00:17:57ambydias, sexy.
00:17:58Aww,'day.
00:17:59Why are you付ing your Sunrise?
00:18:02Which is good?
00:18:03How are you,iture?
00:18:04You're welcome.
00:18:22Are you happy to make my 혼?
00:18:23She did that on purpose! She looked me dead in the eye and BAM!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row.
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:34It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:37It's a basic social skill.
00:18:39She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot. It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't Court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:04I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:50Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:58Um...
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:04Uh, okay.
00:20:05I think you swear.
00:20:07So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:11I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:16Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:14Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:36You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you. And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:53Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:21:58It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:04Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:07Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:11I've always been better than you. I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:18This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:48You bitch!
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:15It's kind of important. No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis?
00:23:29After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:46I can't do it.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50Uh-huh.
00:23:51Uh-huh.
00:23:53Uh-huh.
00:23:54Uh-huh.
00:23:56Uh-huh.
00:23:57Uh-huh.
00:23:59Uh-huh.
00:24:01Uh-huh.
00:24:02I can't do it.
00:24:04Here, here, here.
00:24:06You're like this.
00:24:07Okay?
00:24:08Like that.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the dentist team.
00:24:29You know,
00:24:31I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54He won't get away with this.
00:25:05Oops! Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:22You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:23What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:02What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:00Eric.
00:27:01Huh?
00:27:02I don't even know what that means.
00:27:03He likes you.
00:27:04He doesn't even know me.
00:27:05Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:08Maybe.
00:27:09Oh my God.
00:27:10There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:11Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:13This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:14Ew.
00:27:15Ew.
00:27:16Ew.
00:27:17Ew.
00:27:18Ew.
00:27:19Ew.
00:27:20Ew.
00:27:21Ew.
00:27:22Ew.
00:27:23Ew.
00:27:24Ew.
00:27:25Ew.
00:27:26Ew.
00:27:27Ew.
00:27:28Ew.
00:27:29Ew.
00:27:30Ew.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:32Ew.
00:27:33Ew.
00:27:35I'm sorry.
00:27:36Ew.
00:27:37Ew.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:41Settle down. Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:11Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37What did you say about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay. Sure.
00:29:04Boopy. I'm gonna sit right here. On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday. And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there. Better show up.
00:29:26So you're gonna go? I don't think I'd be welcome. Why not? I'll be going. Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:44Listen. You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:02All right. Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh. Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point. Just stick with me. Okay?
00:30:40Okay. You ready? Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise. Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay. How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:20Oh. Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare.
00:31:26Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay. What kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:48Virgin.
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait. What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:23What the hell?
00:32:24Hey.
00:32:25Watch your ass.
00:32:26Oh, yeah.
00:32:27What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:28No, Gabby. Wait.
00:32:29Wait.
00:32:30Let her go.
00:32:31If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:33Chase him.
00:32:34You're up. Truth or dare.
00:32:35Dare.
00:32:36Dare.
00:32:37I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:50Rose.
00:32:51Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:53What?
00:32:54I'd love to.
00:32:55Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:23Oh.
00:33:24I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I...
00:33:46I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:10You're so beautiful.
00:34:21You're so beautiful.
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:28What the...
00:34:29Oh, God...
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:38Oh, we're gonna learn.
00:34:40You can do it.
00:34:41Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27All right.
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Yeah?
00:35:57Hey.
00:35:58I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14Stop.
00:36:14Oh, shit.
00:36:19What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:46Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42No.
00:38:42No.
00:38:45No.
00:38:45No.
00:38:45No.
00:38:52Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloane today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:44Go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloane's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:55Go.
00:40:56You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:04What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:28Hello?
00:42:29I don't care.
00:42:30Well, you will.
00:42:31And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:32And you're going to ace this.
00:42:33Oh, no.
00:42:34What now?
00:42:35Sloan posted this.
00:42:36Jason and Sloan?
00:42:37They were together last night.
00:42:38And they're going to prom together.
00:42:40But he said he liked me.
00:42:42Heh.
00:42:43Heh.
00:42:44Heh.
00:42:45Heh.
00:42:46Hey, Virgin.
00:42:47Did you hearavam posted this?
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:49They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:01Heh.
00:43:03Heh.
00:43:04Hey, virgin. Did you hear the news? Chasen and I are fucking. And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan. I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back. Or what?
00:44:10You take that back. Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my butt. Oh my god, I think she broke my butt.
00:44:33Rose.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out. Expelled.
00:44:43Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:44:55And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:34And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39I'm so, so...
00:46:41I'm so, so...
00:46:42That was so hot.
00:46:50I'm so, so...
00:46:52I'm so, so...
00:46:53You're about to go to school.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:55You're about to go to school.
00:46:58I don't care about to...
00:46:59But I'll catch it.
00:47:01You're about to go to school.
00:47:03Oh my...
00:47:05I worked hard at the home.
00:47:07But I don't really know...
00:47:08I was just cool about that.
00:47:08What do you do?
00:47:10And I know you're going to pick up this team.
00:47:10I'm so happy about.
00:47:11Not when you're doing that they're doing stuff.
00:47:12You're about to go.
00:47:13You're about to have a gamesaga.
00:47:13I'm so, all about we're getting...
00:47:14So, so that's nice, really great.
00:47:15But...
00:47:15I'm so happy about you.
00:47:16So...
00:47:16I do not care about you.
00:47:17Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:47How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:10And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:29You're so beautiful.
00:49:35Why are you wet?
00:49:58It doesn't matter.
00:50:01I have an idea.
00:50:05What?
00:50:06Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:10You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:30You should give up.
00:50:32I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:39Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:44Yeah.
00:50:45Pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:54Oh!
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01Oh!
00:51:02Oh!
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:07Today I'm not surprised.
00:51:09Oh!
00:51:10Oh.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:15Like what?
00:51:16Yourself.
00:51:17I never knew dates can feel this special.
00:51:32Neither did I.
00:51:33I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:03I love you, Rose.
00:52:09I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:52:36I love you, too.
00:52:38I love you, too.
00:52:42I love you, too.
00:52:44I love you, too.
00:52:46I love you, too.
00:52:49I love you, too.
00:52:51I love you, too.
00:52:55I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, too.
00:53:00I love you, too.
00:53:02I love you, too.
00:53:05I love you, too.
00:53:07I love you, too.
00:53:11I love you, too.
00:53:15I love you, too.
00:53:17I love you, too.
00:53:19I love you, too.
00:53:21I love you, too.
00:53:22I love you, too.
00:53:24I love you, too.
00:53:26I love you, too.
00:53:27I love you, too.
00:53:29I love you, too.
00:53:31I love you, too.
00:53:35I love you, too.
00:53:36I love you, too.
00:53:39And I have something important to ask you.
00:53:40Uh-oh.
00:53:42What?
00:53:43Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:51Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:21Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:50Well...
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Please, Jason.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people's...
00:56:09Oh, my God.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:13Chase it.
00:56:14Chase it.
00:56:15Chase it.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:28Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:54What the...
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi. I know how difficult your teenage years can be. No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs. Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes. I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are, because every single one of you is special. And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what? I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen. She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal. Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:45Hey. Want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:07Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Congratulations.
01:00:38Come on.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:00:58And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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