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00:00:00I'm married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place, you're mine.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care! That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't walk around.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:06Fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:19We signed a contract!
00:01:20For an arranged marriage!
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton!
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:29I tried to get along with you!
00:01:30You brought this on to yourself!
00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:32Right back at you!
00:01:33I fucking hate you!
00:01:34I fucking hate you more!
00:01:35I fucking hate you more!
00:01:36I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:37I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:38I tried to get along with you!
00:01:39You brought this on to yourself!
00:01:40I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:41Right back at you!
00:01:42I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:46I can't talk to this.
00:02:07You were arrested.
00:02:08Again!
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in
00:02:20using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here
00:02:25to lecture me,
00:02:26I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:39Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time
00:02:57the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,
00:03:00it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company
00:03:02that your mother and I
00:03:04built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for
00:03:08your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12See, see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder
00:03:24if you went to your real job
00:03:26now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO
00:03:29at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job
00:03:33if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36Don't forget the meeting
00:03:39this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Bye.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:55I know, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down
00:04:10and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:17These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five,
00:04:43and then I want to see you
00:04:44in that leopard print.
00:04:45Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold on.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, it's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting
00:05:22during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running
00:05:29the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35Well, you have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it,
00:05:41because so far,
00:05:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But I'd be a lot better
00:05:57if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a
00:06:12really rare form
00:06:14of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily,
00:06:18my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental
00:06:23treatment,
00:06:25but it's really expensive.
00:06:26and my insurance
00:06:28doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this
00:06:38together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just
00:07:13really expensive.
00:07:15I have the savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare,
00:07:18my dream,
00:07:19but...
00:07:20It's only enough
00:07:23for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows
00:07:25how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know
00:07:38how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:41Hmm.
00:07:42Come back
00:07:43tonight
00:07:43and
00:07:44wear something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:50Come on.
00:07:51Oh, Amelia,
00:07:59you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone
00:08:09I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course,
00:08:14everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well,
00:08:18Amelia, meet
00:08:19Michelangelo,
00:08:20my son.
00:08:22I believe you both
00:08:23bumped into each other
00:08:23yesterday, right?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose
00:08:38I'll let you two
00:08:39get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some
00:08:40unfinished business.
00:08:41to do.
00:08:42Why don't you
00:08:42give yourself
00:08:43a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:46Hey,
00:08:47arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want
00:08:56to do me a favor?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:10How does
00:09:11look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean,
00:09:14it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones,
00:09:20okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like
00:09:24being your photographer
00:09:24all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like
00:09:29Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update
00:09:33your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded
00:09:38like Florida
00:09:39in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now!
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:53See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:02What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me
00:10:22another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:33And that's why
00:10:34I invited you.
00:10:35Put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:45Amelia needs money
00:10:47to pay for her sister's
00:10:48cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03Ah.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone
00:11:08gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well,
00:11:13it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have
00:11:17to get married,
00:11:18that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:20What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry
00:11:25the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah,
00:11:27and I can't marry
00:11:28someone who picks up
00:11:28dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well,
00:11:30at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities
00:11:32for money.
00:11:33Oh,
00:11:33Angelo,
00:11:34look,
00:11:34you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run
00:11:37our business,
00:11:37and the best way
00:11:38to do that
00:11:39is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:44I see.
00:11:46There's something
00:11:47uncommon already.
00:11:48Look,
00:11:49you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh,
00:11:53yeah,
00:11:53we were like
00:11:53pizza and
00:11:54Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:12:00I know you're probably
00:12:02thinking I'm just
00:12:02some old fool,
00:12:03huh,
00:12:03but I learned a thing
00:12:05or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have
00:12:08chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah,
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus,
00:12:13isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be
00:12:15miserable for the rest
00:12:16of my life.
00:12:17Amelia,
00:12:18you do want to help
00:12:18your sister,
00:12:19don't you?
00:12:20Well,
00:12:21you'll be able to
00:12:21afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:24to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady
00:12:48waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna
00:12:50agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna
00:12:53lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also
00:12:56gonna lose
00:12:57your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell,
00:12:59Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now,
00:13:05let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have
00:13:09already drafted
00:13:10the contract,
00:13:11and son,
00:13:12we're gonna need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mind.
00:13:16Yeah,
00:13:16try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me,
00:13:27and I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the
00:13:31Halloween bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion,
00:13:38you know.
00:13:38look,
00:13:39there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but,
00:13:43well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public,
00:13:45right?
00:13:46That's why this has
00:13:47to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:13:54Salute
00:14:13to the new couple.
00:14:16Mm.
00:14:24So,
00:14:25your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying
00:14:28at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:41So this is
00:14:43Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing
00:15:16with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:20Look,
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:28we're throwing it all
00:15:28in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh,
00:15:37by the way,
00:15:38this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might wanna start
00:15:41wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:50You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well,
00:16:11things change
00:16:12when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay
00:16:18for some of your treatments.
00:16:18so I'm okay
00:16:20with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:27Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've
00:16:30heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shh!
00:16:38Socialite Man?
00:16:39Like, start a hundred
00:16:40canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad
00:16:44is one of my clients.
00:16:45It's been a whirlwind
00:16:49of a romance.
00:16:51He's so...
00:16:52toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know,
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:04Just...
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:10Doctor's ready.
00:17:11We'll talk
00:17:14about this later.
00:17:36Ready to be wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:18:20I love the artwork.
00:18:22Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35Far for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:52Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:29Sweet dreams!
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:50See you later.
00:20:03And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:11Better not.
00:20:12How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:17I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really hung over.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:32Oh, hey.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:35You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:39I know. I like it.
00:21:41Oh, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah.
00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I...
00:22:03I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06You're right.
00:22:07Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:22I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:51Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:22How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:28It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:41If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:55You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59I still do.
00:24:00He's cute.
00:24:01I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:04Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:10I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:11Hell yeah.
00:24:12I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:14I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:15I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:19Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:26Looks pretty big.
00:24:27It was a big school.
00:24:28Public schools.
00:24:29Am I right?
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31Okay.
00:24:32Okay.
00:24:33Okay.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37Okay.
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:41Okay.
00:24:42Okay.
00:24:43Okay.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:49I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:58Are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24.
00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:16I don't see it.
00:25:17Just over there.
00:25:18Come on.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:48Come on, dad.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:50Wow!
00:25:51Oh my goodness.
00:25:52Are you okay?
00:25:53Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:54You're engaged, remember?
00:25:56And this is our new palette.
00:25:57It's Matt's collection.
00:25:58He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:59Um, but yeah, that's the presentation by me.
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:03Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:06Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:23Um, but yeah, that's the presentation by me.
00:26:29Michelangelo.
00:26:37What, dad?
00:26:40What a day, dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns some money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:12Great.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36Amelia, huh?
00:27:37One day down.
00:27:39Forty more years to go.
00:27:43Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the deal for Dina.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:23What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:31All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:57Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:18How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:37Is that bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:44Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:48Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:18What are you looking at?
00:30:21You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:22Oh, thanks.
00:30:23Um, I...
00:30:24Did you forget my name?
00:30:25No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:30:27Did you change your hair?
00:30:28Why do you care?
00:30:29The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:30I'm going out.
00:30:31I just forgot my charger.
00:30:32Awesome.
00:30:33Thanks.
00:30:34I'm taking this.
00:30:35Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:36I've been calling you.
00:30:37We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:38I told you.
00:30:39I'm busy.
00:30:40Hold on.
00:30:41Amelia!
00:30:42Amelia!
00:30:44All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:30:46Nice.
00:30:47Where's Amelia?
00:30:48She's...
00:30:49She's...
00:30:50sick.
00:30:51She's...
00:30:52She can't make it.
00:30:53Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
00:30:54Oh, no.
00:30:55No.
00:30:56No.
00:30:57Oh, no.
00:30:58No.
00:30:59No.
00:31:00No.
00:31:01No.
00:31:02No, no.
00:31:03No.
00:31:04No.
00:31:05No.
00:31:06No, no.
00:31:07No.
00:31:08No, no, no.
00:31:09No, no.
00:31:10No, no.
00:31:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:12All right.
00:31:14There's nothing.
00:31:15I'm taking this.
00:31:16Oh, wait.
00:31:17I've been calling you.
00:31:18We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:31:19No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:49Hey, it's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Dean.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53You know what I want, babe.
00:32:55Love you too.
00:32:56Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:24Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:31One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:46Jake, you guys are great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:54The who?
00:33:56You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah. Thank you.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job. Focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music. I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:51Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight. I just want to relax. Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake. Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common. Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:17The heck. I'm tipsy, and he's cute. Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:35:33Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dino Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not. You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:47Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude. Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster. She's my fiance.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:58Jake, I can explain.
00:36:00Let's go.
00:36:02I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech. You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around. Just an Italian American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around. You know what? I get it. You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Me jealous? Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick. I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:37:13For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton!
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat. I tried to get along with you. You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:37:32Right back at you!
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:36I fucking hate you more!
00:37:49Do not be met!
00:38:04I love you!
00:38:06You are the perfect garment!
00:38:10You love you!
00:38:12I love you!
00:38:14Where am I?
00:38:41Who's spooning me?
00:38:44Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:30My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:51So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:41Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:11I'll have to wonder if she said he'd like a joke.
00:42:11But she's still an old dog walker.
00:42:17I've heard it say, too.
00:42:18I've heard it say, too.
00:42:19I've heard the dog walker's in love, like...
00:42:20Well, you've heard it say such a joke.
00:42:22And you have heard it say, too.
00:42:23But you're dead.
00:42:24But you're dead?
00:42:24No.
00:42:25It's just a joke, too.
00:42:26I don't know.
00:42:26But you're dead.
00:42:27You know.
00:42:28I don't know.
00:42:29You know, you're dead.
00:42:30I don't know.
00:42:30I don't know.
00:42:32I don't know.
00:42:32we should talk
00:42:37I'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but last night I
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened
00:42:53I don't think you understand it
00:42:55you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59I'm a big girl
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay I get it
00:43:06I'm not one of your models
00:43:09or your D-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some
00:43:12big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17that you would
00:43:18frankly so would I
00:43:19you're driving me nuts
00:43:21you don't understand
00:43:21let's get some take out and figure this thing out
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just call me Amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36I have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43I don't know how
00:43:45I don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:51do I look like I'm lying
00:43:54I'm not a good actor
00:43:56I could even do reality TV
00:43:58but there is a fire between us Amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11Amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13I know you felt it too
00:44:17Amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25I felt it too
00:44:29so why are we fighting it
00:44:34I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38I know you
00:45:01I don't know who
00:45:03I have a but
00:45:05I know you
00:45:06I know you
00:45:07I know you
00:45:08so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17lot fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:34cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:01you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:27have a good night
00:49:29mr dino bellino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40the gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:50:06what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:36i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i
00:50:47never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:09just cooking
00:51:09and eating
00:51:10and laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny
00:51:26but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her
00:51:29when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:03no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41i mean that i have a morning meeting
00:52:42i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay
00:52:43well
00:52:44don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so we gotta talk about this uh
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:54:17he says that the band is free
00:54:19you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:54:24well all right then we'll book the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big plenty room for cold play
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37what
00:54:37something wrong with Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love?
00:55:17yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:58oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions?
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis?
00:56:18we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25emilia
00:56:26emilia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:35if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell
00:57:54what if you meet him?
00:57:56yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe he'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:03just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:08only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy
00:58:34is the most important person
00:58:36in the world to me
00:58:37right?
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me
00:58:41that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off
00:59:23with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Domperion
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year
00:59:27that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend
00:59:34that much on a drink?
00:59:37$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink?
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich
01:00:15it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you?
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career?
01:00:50are you going to support her?
01:00:52or kids?
01:00:53what's your stance on that?
01:00:54or are you just going to
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58let's see
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo
01:01:09that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you going to let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:51betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:54and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what?
01:02:07you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her?
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you?
01:02:35a contractual agreement?
01:02:36some kind of obligation?
01:02:38it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me?
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up!
01:02:49you know what?
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31play low for a bit
01:03:32mexico?
01:03:34or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53lose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02it could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other night
01:04:09see
01:04:10you could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what?
01:04:21what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06nice underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say?
01:05:22do you even realize how hot i am?
01:05:26i'm sorry
01:05:27i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:34i'm not
01:05:36i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04but
01:06:08really
01:06:13amelia?
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone?
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:27murp
01:06:29romulus
01:06:30Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house and all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:51Good, thanks.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:56Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together.
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrioni's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:07:19Nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:24That's it, Dad.
01:07:26Give me the urc.
01:07:41Gucci!
01:07:47He's hopeless.
01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:23My boy's back!
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:26I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:50A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia,
01:09:01can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:09Amelia,
01:09:10can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:25Amelia,
01:09:25I'm
01:09:26sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you
01:09:39mean so much more to me
01:09:40than just
01:09:41a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not?
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia,
01:10:12this might sound crazy,
01:10:15but
01:10:15I meant it
01:10:17when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper
01:10:21to be the reason
01:10:22that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know
01:10:26that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:30What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract
01:10:34between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Well, why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her
01:10:39to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some
01:10:43legal obligation,
01:10:45but because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contract
01:10:55null and void.
01:10:56Amelia,
01:11:04where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17You've made me the happiest
01:11:34underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:42All right, all right.
01:11:45You two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not
01:11:56too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all
01:12:01discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from
01:12:04everybody involved,
01:12:05especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:12And now the bride
01:12:36and groom would like
01:12:37to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:39Michelangelo?
01:12:39I want to hear from you.
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:45Even though we're far
01:12:46from a perfect couple,
01:12:48we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you
01:12:53in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed
01:13:01anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your
01:13:08support and counsel
01:13:09as I take over the family business
01:13:12from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return,
01:13:15I promise
01:13:16to be patient
01:13:20and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard
01:13:23into the doggy daycare
01:13:24you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing
01:13:33better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:41I never thought
01:13:45I would end up
01:13:45with a former
01:13:46man-thong model,
01:13:48but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo,
01:13:51you've helped me
01:13:52come out of my shell
01:13:53and you've taught me
01:13:54how to live life
01:13:54to the fullest,
01:13:55something I hope
01:13:56to do more of
01:13:57on our honeymoon
01:13:57in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't
01:14:04spent much time together,
01:14:06it feels like a lifetime
01:14:07in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom
01:14:10would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me
01:14:16by Almighty God
01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you
01:14:20husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:31Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy,
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake,
01:14:37another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy,
01:14:41you know,
01:14:42giving my sister
01:14:42but I've always been
01:14:44more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
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