Married to a Superstar as the Housewife - Full Movie
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to find his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:05We haven't gotten busy this Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:10Look at them.
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:13I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17That's actually my husband.
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:00:21Audrey, you might be afraid.
00:00:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:00:25Stop.
00:00:26Stop.
00:00:26All right, enough.
00:00:32Cut it out.
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:00:36Less than a round if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:43Rude.
00:00:44Totally.
00:00:45Unfeminine.
00:00:47I want it the worst.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:50Help!
00:00:56Get that scum back.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:00I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:12Chris, Leo's not the way you are.
00:01:15No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me.
00:01:22And his last movie made only $100 million.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who is totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Holly's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:33You're a 40-year-old bachelor, known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:01:45but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:51Sounds more like excuse to me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:00Valor, never look at another supermodel again to prove I'm going to be a committed guy.
00:02:06Now, that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck!
00:02:30I'm so sorry.
00:02:34Are you nuts?
00:02:35Nuts?
00:02:38Is that all you're my god?
00:02:40Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:02:41But you guys eat good coke by night.
00:02:43Sleep with nuts.
00:02:44Have kids with nuts.
00:02:45We are the real nuts here.
00:02:47No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:50I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:55Only supermodels!
00:02:56No offense, but you're better.
00:02:59Screw you, fuck, Chris Roberts!
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:18I sold the house.
00:03:20You've got till tonight to move out.
00:03:22More stuff will be done away.
00:03:24If you want to divorce me, fight!
00:03:28Go ahead!
00:03:30But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:03:35I'll sue you!
00:03:36Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:38Don't mess with me.
00:03:39Or apply for a custody marathon.
00:03:41A jobless housewife left you won't stand a chance.
00:03:45Despicable!
00:03:46So, you divorced?
00:03:49It's none of your business!
00:03:51Marry me.
00:03:51Are you insane?
00:04:04My car's worth $4 million.
00:04:07You want to talk about marriage?
00:04:10Or compensation?
00:04:17This way, Mike.
00:04:18Watch your step, Mike.
00:04:30Welcome, Mike.
00:04:31Wow, so it's your house at 5th Central Avenue.
00:04:45I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:46So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:05:04No, this is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:05:07Yours is upstairs.
00:05:09Bigger and better.
00:05:11Forget that.
00:05:12Come sign the contract.
00:05:12Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:19Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:21Aubrey.
00:05:21Okay, Aubrey, listen to me.
00:05:24I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:27I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:30So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:34What? Really?
00:05:35Are you kidding me?
00:05:37Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:39I hope you won't catch a real feeling this way.
00:05:43Relax.
00:05:44Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:49Great.
00:05:50That's amazing.
00:05:51Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:58So, we stuck together until we win the Oscar.
00:06:03Might as well say, to back you by so smart.
00:06:06Don't worry about that.
00:06:06I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:06:09The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:12But Chris Roberts, those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:16Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:06:20Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:06:22And now, 150K.
00:06:24That's enough for you.
00:06:26Per year?
00:06:27Per month, of course.
00:06:29So, you have a son?
00:06:44Don't get me wrong.
00:06:45Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:47Per month, of course.
00:06:48You're a son?
00:06:49You're a son?
00:06:50You're a son?
00:06:51You're a son?
00:06:52You're a son?
00:06:53You're a son?
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55His name is Luke.
00:06:56He's nine.
00:06:57In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:07:00Good lord.
00:07:10That looks calorie packed.
00:07:13First, it's not for you.
00:07:15Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:19Jeez, touchy.
00:07:21It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:25Keep that up.
00:07:26Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:29We're meeting the director.
00:07:30Already?
00:07:34This is your first time stepping out as my wife, and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:39You need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:41Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:07:44Come on.
00:07:45This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:48We'll solve this problem right now.
00:07:51Hey, Brad.
00:07:53Didn't you say you could transform anyone?
00:07:58Oh my god.
00:08:00I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:08:03But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:08:06Alright girls, let's get going.
00:08:09Right here.
00:08:11Oh my god.
00:08:20My old neighbors.
00:08:23Watch out.
00:08:24Get this set up back here.
00:08:25Get it back here.
00:08:27Oh my god.
00:08:28Are you okay, baby?
00:08:29Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:39She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:45Baby Ro, I did my best today.
00:08:48Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:08:59How do I look?
00:09:10Wow, you're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:16Wow, you sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:19Why are you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:23Julia, your acting skills surpass mine.
00:09:26That's why we're handling a big story, Destiny.
00:09:29Let's go, Curves.
00:09:31Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:32No problem, baby.
00:09:35Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:40Just like Kardashians.
00:09:42Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:45God is fair.
00:09:47Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:50he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:09:56Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:58We look so perfect together.
00:10:01It's a match made in heaven.
00:10:13No, no, no.
00:10:15There's no spark between you two.
00:10:17You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:19I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:24But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:26You know that a lot of talk is about feeling.
00:10:28I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:31He's crazy about me.
00:10:33The moment I was divorced,
00:10:35he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:39I love you, baby.
00:10:41That's because I just can't wait
00:10:42to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:44Come back to me.
00:10:50We will learn to be a problem.
00:10:53Jeez.
00:10:54Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:10:57and now some Charlottean?
00:10:59Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:11:02Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:11:04and a steak?
00:11:05Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:11:07bursting from one extra fire.
00:11:10You guessed right.
00:11:11Much better now.
00:11:28Can you eat quieter?
00:11:30You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:31You're married?
00:11:41What's up?
00:11:42What?
00:11:43Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:45Of course.
00:11:46I can cover your shift today.
00:11:48Where are you going?
00:11:50The contract doesn't require me
00:11:52to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:54Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:12:10You're not stalking me, are you?
00:12:12Listen, stop harassing me.
00:12:14Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:12:18Sorry to disappoint you,
00:12:20but I'm married too.
00:12:21It's not just you who found someone new.
00:12:23Jim!
00:12:24I told you she put up a friend
00:12:26about finding someone else.
00:12:30I do have a husband.
00:12:32And he's hotter, wealthier,
00:12:34and less longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:37If he's so great,
00:12:38when's an old-timer like you
00:12:40still going here serving tapes?
00:12:42Wow, man.
00:12:43Don't just stand there.
00:12:44Serve us.
00:12:45I want hot tea.
00:13:00I want hot tea.
00:13:09Jeez.
00:13:10You trying to scald me?
00:13:12Are you satisfied now?
00:13:23That's better.
00:13:25Drink up, dear.
00:13:27Ouch!
00:13:28This huge diamond ring
00:13:30makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:13:33Check out my engagement ring for Mark.
00:13:36It's whipping two carrots.
00:13:37I heard your wedding ring was
00:13:40a freebie that came with some furniture shopping.
00:13:46Wasn't it?
00:13:47Wow, good for you.
00:13:49When you guys eventually split,
00:13:51you will get a nice chunk of change
00:13:54from selling this treasure.
00:13:57Don't stupid or level.
00:14:00You, go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes.
00:14:03Else, I'll be reporting you.
00:14:05I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:14:08Then, figure it out.
00:14:10Wait.
00:14:12Tub off my water.
00:14:22Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:14:24I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:14:27Aubrey, why are you waitressing?
00:14:33We're not really married.
00:14:34What I do is none of your business.
00:14:39Let's go.
00:14:39The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:43Keep an eye on her.
00:14:45Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:47I'm not her agent.
00:14:48But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:14:50Okay, guys.
00:14:51If you don't need anything else,
00:14:52I'm going to head out and change chefs.
00:14:54Oh my god.
00:14:57My ring.
00:14:58It's gone.
00:15:00Since you're the only one serving us,
00:15:02I suspect you stole my ring.
00:15:04Just because you're a bitch,
00:15:05doesn't mean everyone is.
00:15:07I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
00:15:10let alone steal it.
00:15:11Denial won't help.
00:15:14It's only you somewhere.
00:15:18See?
00:15:19This is proof.
00:15:20I'm going to have you fired.
00:15:27No way!
00:15:28You're framing me on purpose!
00:15:39Got it.
00:15:40Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:15:45Chris Robert,
00:15:46I'm your biggest fan.
00:15:48Hey, nice to meet you.
00:15:49Can you sign something for me?
00:15:52Yes, sure.
00:15:52I'm always there for my fans.
00:15:56I'll sign this for you.
00:15:59A check?
00:16:00What's this about?
00:16:01I need you to do this favor.
00:16:03No way!
00:16:04You're framing me on purpose!
00:16:07Stop denying it!
00:16:09Where's your boss?
00:16:10Call your boss now!
00:16:11Huh?
00:16:12No way!
00:16:12No way!
00:16:12No way!
00:16:12No way!
00:16:13No way!
00:16:13No way!
00:16:14No way!
00:16:14No way!
00:16:15No way!
00:16:15So you're the boss.
00:16:17Well, your waitress here tried to steal my fiancée's ring and I want her fired!
00:16:25I don't have that authority.
00:16:27No authority.
00:16:28You're the boss.
00:16:29Of course you can fire her!
00:16:30Well, the restaurant has a new owner and she happens to be his wife.
00:16:37What?
00:16:38Huh?
00:16:40Even if she's a new owner's wife, she stole my ring!
00:16:44And you owe me an explanation.
00:16:47We have 24-hour cameras.
00:16:50If you insist, I can review the footage.
00:16:53And if it turns out you're lying, you might want to call your lawyer now.
00:16:59Um...
00:17:00You know what?
00:17:02This is probably a misunderstanding.
00:17:06So, uh, how about we just forget about it?
00:17:09No need to check the footage.
00:17:11We got a movie to watch, aren't we?
00:17:17We will let it slide this time.
00:17:19As the new owner's wife, I'm officially banning you two from my restaurant.
00:17:27Someone please show them out.
00:17:30What?
00:17:31No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:17:33Don't touch me!
00:17:35Wait!
00:17:36Make sure they pay their bill first.
00:17:40No!
00:17:42Don't touch me!
00:17:44Thanks so much for acting with me.
00:17:46You really saved my life.
00:17:47No, I wasn't acting.
00:17:48You really are the new owner's wife.
00:17:51So, who's the new owner then?
00:17:57Chris Roberts?
00:18:07Cooking dinner?
00:18:09More like a thank you feast for how you saved my butt at the restaurant today.
00:18:15Just a small investment.
00:18:16The fish and chips?
00:18:18That's gonna pop off my abs, right?
00:18:21Nah, this is mine.
00:18:24Your boiled chicken breast with spinach smoothie is ready.
00:18:31Well, looks good.
00:18:34Damn it!
00:18:36My wedding ring is gone!
00:18:39Maybe, did it end up in the lasagna by any chance?
00:18:46God!
00:18:49Why bother with that ring?
00:18:52No point clinging to a guy who hurt you.
00:18:55Found it!
00:18:57Women.
00:18:58Always tangled up in emotions.
00:19:09That piece of trash didn't deserve my lasagna.
00:19:12The toilet's where it belongs.
00:19:15An insult to even sewage.
00:19:17Sewage.
00:19:18Ha!
00:19:19Ha!
00:19:20Ha!
00:19:21Ha!
00:19:22Ha!
00:19:24Ha!
00:19:25Ha!
00:19:30Ha!
00:19:31ROM adopin gelooo
00:19:34Who are you?
00:19:36A little longer?
00:19:37This is Danny Davies' masterpiece. It's yours.
00:19:43Sometimes, losing an old brand means getting a fresh start.
00:19:50Is it two carats?
00:19:52Twelve.
00:19:54My God, really for me?
00:19:57Yeah.
00:20:00Oh, I get it. Another prop for our fake marriage act, right?
00:20:07Naturally. As if I'd give you a 12-carat ring just to make you happy.
00:20:17I heard Director Eastwood propose with his wife with a similar one.
00:20:21Figured it earned us some extra points.
00:20:24Going all out to impress the Director, huh?
00:20:31You gotta try my spicy lasagna. It's out of this world.
00:20:35I can't. Way too many calories.
00:20:38My fitness regimen has for training.
00:20:40Zip it. No more sob stories about your slept life.
00:20:43Are you sure you won't have a bite?
00:20:46Ah.
00:20:48Okay. I'll just add 20 push-ups for today's workout.
00:20:52Wow.
00:20:58Wow.
00:21:00That's amazing.
00:21:09You didn't lace it with weed, did you?
00:21:12You have to pay more for that.
00:21:13You sell out in seconds.
00:21:17Seriously.
00:21:18If you market that stuff, you're gonna be rich.
00:21:21Really.
00:21:22I'm swamped with housework.
00:21:24No time for brainstorming.
00:21:28Oh, no, no.
00:21:29Let me handle the dishes.
00:21:31You focus on your dreams.
00:21:34I'll take care of everything around here.
00:21:36You mean everything?
00:21:37Absolutely.
00:21:45Never thought I, a Hollywood star,
00:21:49fixing the pipes,
00:21:50you know the sink.
00:21:55What are you doing?
00:21:57Nothing much.
00:21:59But you look hotter fixing pipes
00:22:02than in those on-screen love scenes.
00:22:05I know I'm hot.
00:22:07I don't.
00:22:09Fall for me now, okay?
00:22:12Seriously.
00:22:18I guess get an Oscar will be easier.
00:22:22We need some professionals.
00:22:25For that termite issue in the basement.
00:22:27Does that mean we're staying in a hotel
00:22:29during examination?
00:22:31No, darling.
00:22:32You forgot who you're married to.
00:22:35You really think I only have one house?
00:22:39Wow.
00:22:41Having a rich hubby feels pretty sweet.
00:22:44But my hot sauce biz is booming too.
00:22:47Won't be too long before you're calling me
00:22:50the queen of sauce.
00:22:52That's amazing.
00:22:54Then I'll uncork a fancy wine.
00:22:56How about this one to celebrate?
00:23:01Looks older than my grandpa.
00:23:03Are you sure it's not expired?
00:23:06This is Legacy by Angostura.
00:23:08Only 20 bottles worldwide,
00:23:11160 grand per bottle.
00:23:13You should label each with its price.
00:23:22What if I cook with one by mistake?
00:23:25There's no problem.
00:23:26I have a lot of money.
00:23:29All right.
00:23:30I'm off to shoot an ad.
00:23:33And I'm off to grow my empire.
00:23:35Get a pest control company pronto.
00:23:43Yes, sir.
00:23:43Let me know when it's sorted.
00:23:44Jill?
00:23:58It's Frank from our date.
00:24:00I just got a new place.
00:24:02Fancy a tour?
00:24:03Are you sure we won't get arrested
00:24:13for the false advertising?
00:24:15False?
00:24:16Chris really tasted my sauce.
00:24:18In your dreams, maybe.
00:24:20It tasted more than just sauce.
00:24:22Gross.
00:24:23What's on your mind, sister?
00:24:28Oh.
00:24:30Oh, my God.
00:24:32Aubrey?
00:24:33Frank, you're my high school pal,
00:24:37Aubrey.
00:24:38And her sidekick,
00:24:40Mary.
00:24:41Aubrey used to steal
00:24:42my basketball captain boyfriend.
00:24:44Oh, really?
00:24:45You stole Aubrey's.
00:24:46Want sauce or move along?
00:24:48Aubrey,
00:24:49once you're the star student,
00:24:51straight A,
00:24:53valedictorian now,
00:24:55selling sauce.
00:24:56What a sauce.
00:24:57Is it true your hubby's cheating on you?
00:25:00If I were a man,
00:25:03I wouldn't stick around
00:25:04such a middle-aged woman.
00:25:08You better spend more time
00:25:09on your plastic surgery.
00:25:11Clearly.
00:25:12You have invested a lot there.
00:25:14Which clinic did you go
00:25:16for that nose job disaster?
00:25:19Gotta avoid that clinic.
00:25:21You're just jealous.
00:25:23My boyfriend bought that mention
00:25:24at 5th Central Avenue.
00:25:28Talk to your stuff.
00:25:29Selling sales can't get you that.
00:25:305th Central Avenue?
00:25:31That's my address.
00:25:32Are you sure it's 5th Central Avenue?
00:25:37Not my place.
00:25:39Maybe yours then?
00:25:40Daffo,
00:25:41come see for yourself.
00:25:43Broaden your horizons.
00:25:44Sure.
00:25:45If you're that eager,
00:25:47let's check out
00:25:47your boyfriend's house.
00:25:49Don't go, please.
00:25:50Stay with me.
00:25:51Don't go.
00:25:52Mary,
00:25:53it's okay.
00:25:55Work emergency.
00:25:56Can't show you the place after all.
00:25:58Oh, give me the key.
00:26:00I'll check them.
00:26:01Hmm, please.
00:26:04Be careful.
00:26:05It's brand new.
00:26:06Come on, dear.
00:26:07I'll be careful.
00:26:10Girls,
00:26:10I got you here.
00:26:12You want to see
00:26:13how rich people live?
00:26:14Follow me.
00:26:15Don't go, please.
00:26:16That's all right.
00:26:19Come in, girls.
00:26:21This is my boyfriend's place.
00:26:23You may look around.
00:26:24Why does she have
00:26:25the key to my house?
00:26:27Folks like you and Mary
00:26:28probably only see
00:26:28homes like this
00:26:29in magazines, right?
00:26:30Only in magazines.
00:26:32Okay, follow me.
00:26:36So, that's it.
00:26:39What do you think?
00:26:46Why does your boyfriend
00:26:47have a poster of Chris Roberts?
00:26:49Um, actually,
00:26:52I'm a fan of Chris.
00:26:54And Frank's trying to
00:26:55prison me.
00:27:01What's funny?
00:27:02You're jealous?
00:27:03Here's a thought.
00:27:05This is actually
00:27:06Chris Roberts' house.
00:27:07Oh my god,
00:27:09you're wasted selling sales.
00:27:11You could write fiction.
00:27:12And this?
00:27:16Your boyfriend's
00:27:17into cross-dressing
00:27:19or hiding an affair
00:27:20with someone my size?
00:27:21This is none of your business, okay?
00:27:27Stop.
00:27:28That's expensive.
00:27:29Don't.
00:27:30Everything is expensive for you.
00:27:31It's just a daily life for me.
00:27:34Watch it.
00:27:35taste like money.
00:27:45And now,
00:27:46I want you and you
00:27:48to get out of my house.
00:27:49Why should I?
00:27:53This is my house.
00:27:55My husband's.
00:27:57What a nonsense.
00:27:59Are you days for me, baby?
00:28:00This is my husband's house.
00:28:02And you're just vending.
00:28:03You're crazy.
00:28:05Get out.
00:28:06You too, get out.
00:28:10Stop.
00:28:15You're the one
00:28:16who should leave.
00:28:19Chris Roberts?
00:28:22Get your dirty hands
00:28:23off my wife.
00:28:25Wait, wait.
00:28:25What?
00:28:27She's your wife?
00:28:29The one and only.
00:28:34What are you doing
00:28:35in my house?
00:28:36Fan breaking in?
00:28:38Entering?
00:28:38Your house?
00:28:40Oh, start with not.
00:28:41You can't just
00:28:42go in someone else's home.
00:28:43This is my boyfriend
00:28:44Frank's place.
00:28:45I'll call him over right now.
00:28:47Okay, go ahead.
00:28:48You'll kick all of you.
00:28:49I'm waiting.
00:28:53Fro woke home.
00:28:59Boss?
00:29:00What are you doing?
00:29:00Obey perfect timing.
00:29:01These people broke in.
00:29:03Call the cops.
00:29:03Kick them out.
00:29:05Boss.
00:29:06I'm so sorry.
00:29:08Boss.
00:29:09I saw you were away
00:29:10and bored the house piss.
00:29:12I asked you to fix
00:29:13the pest control thing.
00:29:15Not let your girlfriend
00:29:16into my house
00:29:17and drink my wine.
00:29:19You're fired.
00:29:19This is your house.
00:29:21This is not your house.
00:29:23You lied to me.
00:29:25You liar.
00:29:28It's all because you're vanity.
00:29:31I'll flash that mansion king.
00:29:35Stop.
00:29:35Stop, guys.
00:29:36You guys can fight later.
00:29:37Jill, the wine you drank
00:29:40costs 160 grand.
00:29:43Better reimburse us
00:29:44or expect a legal notice.
00:29:46160 grand?
00:29:48You owe me an explanation.
00:30:01Long story.
00:30:03I gotta pack up the spicy sauce
00:30:05for a customer first.
00:30:07You guys catch up.
00:30:09I'll handle this.
00:30:11And wipe the dining table
00:30:12while you're at it.
00:30:13Holy moly.
00:30:16This isn't some reality show, right?
00:30:18Far from it.
00:30:20So how do you turn
00:30:21a playboy superstar
00:30:23into a devoted hubby?
00:30:27Really?
00:30:28Am I a good hubby now?
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:31I guess you could
00:30:32convince the director.
00:30:33Barely.
00:30:41Aubrey, where are you?
00:30:43Come to Lama restaurant
00:30:44as soon as possible.
00:30:46I heard the director
00:30:47is eating here today.
00:30:48What?
00:30:49Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:30:50I was planning
00:30:51to sell sauces
00:30:51this afternoon.
00:30:54Oh, alright.
00:30:55I'm on my way.
00:30:56Wear your best outfit.
00:31:07Hey there.
00:31:08Need a hand?
00:31:11Yes, please.
00:31:13Ignition coil issue.
00:31:19Easy to fix.
00:31:20Anyway, thank you.
00:31:22Thank you so much.
00:31:23You are a lifesaver.
00:31:25Since then,
00:31:25I was clueless.
00:31:27But are you a mechanic?
00:31:29Oh, no.
00:31:30I'm just a homemaker.
00:31:32But with 20 years
00:31:33of driving this oldie,
00:31:35I can fix anything
00:31:36on wheels.
00:31:36Hmm, I see.
00:31:42Where are you?
00:31:44Hold your horses.
00:31:45I'm helping someone
00:31:45with her car.
00:31:47I'll be there in a jiffy.
00:31:48I need a resuscitation
00:31:56more than a car
00:31:57right now.
00:32:00Thanks, Afonija.
00:32:02My wife's on the way.
00:32:03I hope I'm not
00:32:06holding you up.
00:32:07Oh, no.
00:32:08That was my hubby.
00:32:09He's always dramatic.
00:32:11Everything revolves
00:32:12around him, so...
00:32:14He's full of himself.
00:32:18When I first met him,
00:32:19he was just...
00:32:21Women, you know,
00:32:25they take their time,
00:32:28they need to get ready,
00:32:30their makeup,
00:32:32looking perfect, you know.
00:32:39How could you show up
00:32:41like this?
00:32:42Don't you know
00:32:42how important
00:32:43today is for me?
00:32:43No, I was
00:32:44helping someone.
00:32:46So you're sacrificing me?
00:32:47Darling, over here.
00:32:52Aubrey, what a coincidence.
00:32:54What a great surprise
00:32:55to see you again.
00:32:57Darling, darling,
00:32:58you know this lady here
00:33:00saved me by fixing
00:33:01my car today.
00:33:02Otherwise,
00:33:03I wouldn't have made it.
00:33:04Take a seat, please.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:08It's an honor
00:33:09that my wife could assist.
00:33:10So, you are
00:33:12the arrogant,
00:33:13self-absorbed husband
00:33:14mentioned by Aubrey.
00:33:22Arrogant is self-absorbed.
00:33:24Bad-mouthed me behind my back
00:33:26to the director's wife.
00:33:27I had no clue
00:33:29she was the director's wife.
00:33:30I thought she needed help.
00:33:32This is a disaster.
00:33:33She said you were arrogant
00:33:37but always show up
00:33:39to protect her
00:33:40when she's bullied.
00:33:43And though arrogant,
00:33:44you spend lavishly on her.
00:33:46I feel that fine.
00:33:50I'm like that with my wife, too.
00:33:53Right, honey?
00:33:54My darling,
00:33:55you're an arrogant food, too.
00:33:57Come audition next Wednesday.
00:34:06Cheers to your audition
00:34:07again
00:34:08for the 23rd time.
00:34:15Sorry for blowing up at you today.
00:34:18I get it.
00:34:19You won this award so badly.
00:34:24But why?
00:34:25You've been a leading man
00:34:27since day one.
00:34:28Your movie is a box office hit.
00:34:31You're earning the most money
00:34:32in Hollywood.
00:34:33Why are you still chasing the Oscar?
00:34:34You know,
00:34:44my dad's a Supreme Court judge.
00:34:47To him,
00:34:48I'm just a popcorn movie star.
00:34:50Always
00:34:51scandals,
00:34:54tarnishing his name.
00:34:57If I get an Oscar,
00:34:58I can shut him up.
00:35:00You know?
00:35:02I dream of
00:35:04throwing that Oscar
00:35:06at his face.
00:35:08About the scandals,
00:35:10your dad has a point.
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:13But I don't think you're shallow.
00:35:15Seriously?
00:35:19Your
00:35:20fake love stare
00:35:22deserves
00:35:23five nominations.
00:35:29You know,
00:35:31I envy you
00:35:32wanting to prove
00:35:33yourself
00:35:34to your dad.
00:35:35Mine passed
00:35:36when I was in
00:35:38high school.
00:35:39I'd give
00:35:40anything
00:35:41to hear him say,
00:35:43Aubrey,
00:35:44I'm disappointed
00:35:45in you.
00:35:47No.
00:35:49He wouldn't.
00:35:51You're amazing.
00:35:52You're amazing.
00:35:52that.
00:35:53He's
00:36:20All I breathe. All I feel. You're all for me. No one can lift me, catch me, the way that you do.
00:36:31Is there a fire for you?
00:36:47Last night...
00:36:49It was a mistake.
00:36:50A total drunk hookup.
00:36:52Even though we went three rounds and clearly enjoyed it, it doesn't mean anything.
00:36:59Of course. Love has nothing to do with it.
00:37:02Love? You scare me. Gotta work.
00:37:07You don't have to come back today.
00:37:14No hot sauce sales today. Movie time.
00:37:17Lover Morris, isn't it?
00:37:18How'd you guess?
00:37:19It's Chris Newflake. Weren't you just acting?
00:37:22Don't tell me you caught feelings.
00:37:24No way. Just out of hot sauce. So movie time.
00:37:28Married to a restaurant tycoon, yeah? Selling sauce? You fake it with a colleague, don't you? So fake it.
00:37:41Believe what you want. Just don't ruin my movie.
00:37:44Watching alone?
00:37:46Oh, how sad.
00:37:48Oh, by the way, here is a $10 tip I owe you from last time.
00:37:55Why don't you get on a dating website and spooce up the profile picture.
00:38:08Buy yourself some Viagra with that. And thanks.
00:38:11My husband is an irrational term. He's Chris Roberts, famous superstar.
00:38:16Him?
00:38:20Yeah? The world's sexiest actor.
00:38:22Oh, yeah. He's your husband. And Warren Buffet is my father-in-law.
00:38:37Here is proof.
00:38:38This drummer is looking kind of like Chris.
00:38:43That's really Chris. Hair, length, chest, all the same.
00:38:48Alright, if you insist.
00:38:50Oh, it's his movie premiere today.
00:38:53So, they say he would be there. Pull him over. Shall we?
00:38:58Tiffany, behave. She should call 911.
00:39:01Wait for it.
00:39:07Chris.
00:39:08Chris is busy.
00:39:11Oh, what did your husband say?
00:39:14His agent picked up.
00:39:15My hubby's too busy for your time to save.
00:39:19The agent's card?
00:39:21Aubrey, when did the dilution start?
00:39:24Was it after we got her divorce?
00:39:26If it's becoming a big problem, maybe you should seek some help.
00:39:29Ooh.
00:39:47Oh, that's your... unbelievable aspect.
00:39:51Hey Chris.
00:39:52Your prison wife Aubrey's over here.
00:39:54Don't...
00:39:57Hey, Bryce!
00:39:58Hey, Chris, you've been pretty low-key on Ghost in front lately.
00:40:04Have you got any secret love interest we should know about?
00:40:08Chris is busy with his work.
00:40:09Two endorsements and a new film.
00:40:11Please, stay tuned.
00:40:14Chris, I'm looking at Chris.
00:40:16Chris, look this way.
00:40:19Wake up.
00:40:21Nobody wants you, crazy lady.
00:40:28So you're Aubrey's cheating acts, right?
00:40:53Yeah.
00:40:53So?
00:40:55Thanks for letting her go.
00:40:58No secret love interest.
00:41:17Just my wife.
00:41:23Oh my God!
00:41:25Those flashes nearly blinded me.
00:41:50Let me put some eye drops in.
00:41:52My help.
00:41:52These drops stink, bitch.
00:42:14Do they?
00:42:15I endorse this brand.
00:42:18Gotta choose wisely next time.
00:42:20Aren't you worried about announcing in front of all those reporters?
00:42:25I couldn't let your ex bully you.
00:42:28Where's your spunk?
00:42:31Feed him up every chance you build.
00:42:34And I'll cover all your medical enemies.
00:42:37Thanks.
00:42:38Julia's already handled it.
00:42:39Julia's already handled it.
00:42:41She made sure all the reporters pixelated your face.
00:42:44So, there's no problem at all.
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:47She's amazing.
00:42:48My hair was a mess.
00:42:50And I had a torn shopping bag and bags.
00:42:54Speaking of which, I ordered a limited edition bag for you.
00:42:58You can pick it up tomorrow.
00:43:00You can pick it up tomorrow.
00:43:03I don't need your bag.
00:43:05Seriously.
00:43:06You gotta make it handy for you.
00:43:08To cover your face.
00:43:10Next time you get snapped.
00:43:12Remember, you're my secretly married wife now.
00:43:16Bye.
00:43:18Detected from my 100K salary.
00:43:20Even as spouses, we should keep our finances separate.
00:43:25That's a hard lesson I learned from my last marriage.
00:43:34Jackie, if everything's okay, let me grab you some water.
00:43:38Sure.
00:43:39Wow.
00:43:40This could fit at least 10 jars of hot sauce.
00:43:48Aubrey.
00:43:48I can't believe it's really you.
00:43:51Emma.
00:43:52We heard about your divorce.
00:43:53If I were you, I'd try to work it out.
00:43:57Considering your situation, remarriage might be tough.
00:44:01If not for yourself, think of the law.
00:44:04Don't worry about me.
00:44:06Are you working here now?
00:44:09Oh, they must be really lowering the standards these days, huh?
00:44:13Family helps family.
00:44:15If you're really short on cash,
00:44:17you could always come work part-time as nanny at my place.
00:44:22You got the wrong idea, dear cousin.
00:44:24I'm a customer here.
00:44:25Taking out my bag.
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:30You are so funny.
00:44:32You don't have to pretend.
00:44:35If you're being nice,
00:44:36I'll buy this bag for you to boost yourself.
00:44:41Everything good, ma'am.
00:44:43Shall I wrap it up?
00:44:44You like it?
00:44:50Or want another look before I take it away?
00:44:55How could you afford this?
00:44:58Can I marry someone who's loaded?
00:45:01Clerk, I'll pay double.
00:45:05I want this bag.
00:45:08Why are you always doing this?
00:45:11We're family.
00:45:12Why are you always against me?
00:45:14Oh, family?
00:45:15With a proper?
00:45:17Your bargain bin outfit matches Hermes?
00:45:21I'm giving this to Chris's new wife for a product endorsement.
00:45:26For use would you have?
00:45:27For your cheap sauce?
00:45:30Don't be so unappreciative.
00:45:33Trying to impress Chris's wife by stealing my bag?
00:45:37I doubt she'd approve.
00:45:39She won't know it's yours.
00:45:42Mind your own business.
00:45:45Fine.
00:45:45She can have it.
00:45:47It was mine anyway.
00:45:50Hope you won't regret it.
00:45:59Chris, my boss is adamant.
00:46:01If you don't endorse us,
00:46:03I lose my job.
00:46:04I should check with my wife first
00:46:10because she just recently roasted me for the eye drops I endured.
00:46:16Wow, you really adore your wife.
00:46:19I have a gift for her.
00:46:22I hope she will like it.
00:46:32And where's she?
00:46:34Sorry for keeping you all waiting.
00:46:58You are Chris's wife?
00:47:00You two know each other?
00:47:00Wow.
00:47:01Aubrey, this morning was made of misunderstanding.
00:47:11But we are family.
00:47:13And I'm sure you wouldn't hold a grudge over that.
00:47:17Right?
00:47:19You did say we weren't family.
00:47:22And yes,
00:47:23I do pack my hot sauce in limited edition bags.
00:47:26I love my sauce.
00:47:29We share the same passion.
00:47:32I love my sauce.
00:47:38Oh, yes.
00:47:38But you don't deserve my sauce.
00:47:42My wife doesn't seem to like it.
00:47:45Endorsement's off.
00:47:47Doors that way.
00:47:48Please leave.
00:47:48You turned down an endorsement without discussing with me?
00:48:07Haven't I done this before?
00:48:09What's got you so worked up?
00:48:10It's different now.
00:48:11You did it for that woman.
00:48:14Are you attracted to her?
00:48:16I don't know what you're talking about.
00:48:22Just checking maybe you want some bacon and eggs?
00:48:32Julie seems upset.
00:48:34Yeah, she's been like that lately.
00:48:35You've got an egg on your lip.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Hey, Luke.
00:49:00What's up?
00:49:00Well, I'm back early from camp.
00:49:03What?
00:49:03Why?
00:49:03If I don't get back soon, you and Chris will probably have a theater on the way.
00:49:07I saw the pictures.
00:49:08The pictures are pixelated.
00:49:10How did you know it was me?
00:49:11That's love effect.
00:49:12On your belly.
00:49:12Give it away.
00:49:16Okay, my turn.
00:49:17I'm sorry.
00:49:30I'm thrilled that you divorced that gofful.
00:49:34I was always worried about inheriting his IQ.
00:49:39So, are you really my mom's new hobby?
00:49:43Yeah, you could say that.
00:49:45I don't buy it.
00:49:47I...I'm seeing your headlines.
00:49:50You are a total playboy with only date supermodels.
00:49:56Why settle for my mom?
00:49:59Hey, what's wrong with your mom, huh?
00:50:03I guess it's love, huh?
00:50:05Give me three reasons why you love her then.
00:50:09She's beautiful.
00:50:11Liar.
00:50:13Two.
00:50:14She cooks amazing food.
00:50:15Why don't marry a chef then?
00:50:19I don't know.
00:50:21When I think about your mom, I just want to come back home.
00:50:34Liar.
00:50:35You are nuts.
00:50:36I guess you really do love her.
00:50:39Still, it doesn't mean a good guy.
00:50:42I'm gonna keep an eye on you.
00:50:44Ok, big boy.
00:50:46You know, you're a son of celebrity.
00:50:47You can have a lot of perks.
00:50:50Thousands of photos you can get.
00:50:53Some autographs.
00:50:55And all the girls will be all over you.
00:50:58Including Lily.
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:00So the girl's name's Lily.
00:51:03How could I say that?
00:51:14I heard you bragging to Lily about Chris marrying your mom.
00:51:25I wasn't bragging.
00:51:26Prove it.
00:51:29Bring your superstar dad to school.
00:51:32Celebrities are super busy.
00:51:34Not just hanging around like a student.
00:51:36I don't know.
00:51:37I'm scared.
00:51:38I'm scared.
00:51:39Huh?
00:51:40Lily is mine, not yours.
00:51:41No matter what tricks you pull, my dad will show up.
00:51:44And Lily is mine.
00:51:45Can you come to our school tomorrow?
00:51:56Yes, absolutely.
00:51:58I can come as Mantis Man.
00:52:00Have you watched Mantis Man?
00:52:01Where I'm the lead?
00:52:02No, I prefer Iron Man.
00:52:06Okay, I'll invite Iron Man himself to wish you a happy birthday.
00:52:10Really?
00:52:11Sure.
00:52:13Let me call Robert Downey Jr. now.
00:52:15Clear his schedule because he's always busy.
00:52:22Hey, Tony!
00:52:23Iron Man!
00:52:24I always wanted you as my dad!
00:52:26No!
00:52:32You too broke my heart.
00:52:40So, you really want to sleep with Iron Man, right?
00:52:44Absolutely.
00:52:46He tops my list of top 10 male celebs to sleep with.
00:52:50So who's your number two?
00:52:52Well, Captain America.
00:52:55Then Keanu Reeves.
00:52:58Henry Carroll.
00:52:59Then George Clooney.
00:53:00Tom Cruise.
00:53:06Sam Hugin.
00:53:08Charlie Hunnam.
00:53:09Hold on.
00:53:10Wait, wait.
00:53:11Where am I on the list?
00:53:13You're not on it.
00:53:15I'm not.
00:53:17Your ex leaked that sex tape and your skills seemed lacking.
00:53:23Okay.
00:53:23Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:31Tonight is a sleepless night.
00:53:31You're not on the list.
00:53:37I'm not on it.
00:53:37Ah.
00:53:38It's not done.
00:53:47Oh, my God.
00:53:48It's not done.
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:53:55How about this for school?
00:54:07Forget about Alan.
00:54:08You and I struggle to believe you're my son's new dad.
00:54:12I'm more than Alan.
00:54:14Chris, your audition moved up.
00:54:17Leo's meeting the director today after hearing you're married.
00:54:20You must audition before him.
00:54:23This is huge.
00:54:29But I promised Luke to go to school.
00:54:32You are too deep in your character, Chris.
00:54:35They mean nothing to you.
00:54:38Your goal is the Oscar, right?
00:54:42Going to school the day after tomorrow is just as fine.
00:54:45Luke's not quitting school overnight.
00:54:50Alright.
00:54:53I'm on my way.
00:55:01Are you ok?
00:55:02Where are you hurt?
00:55:03Hello?
00:55:10What?
00:55:11Luke calling into a fight at school?
00:55:13Alright.
00:55:14I'm on my way.
00:55:17Are you ok?
00:55:18Where are you hurt?
00:55:19I'm ok.
00:55:19Just my lips.
00:55:20But I bloody his nose.
00:55:23That's my point.
00:55:24Are you ok, mom?
00:55:26Look what your son did.
00:55:27You gotta give me an explanation for this.
00:55:29What happened?
00:55:30I don't think you just start a fight for no reason.
00:55:32He said my dad isn't Chris at all.
00:55:34He called me liar and pushed me.
00:55:37That's why he hit him back.
00:55:38Mr. Chandler, I really am Chris Roberts' wife.
00:55:44This pixelated middle-aged lady, is you?
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:48So my son wasn't lying.
00:55:50Nonsense.
00:55:51You look way heavier than her.
00:55:53It's cause I had two extra slices of pizza for lunch.
00:55:56Like pirate, like child.
00:55:58Please.
00:55:59You are bad influence in the whole school.
00:56:01Mr. Chandler, I suggest we expel look.
00:56:03He got no right to kick out my son.
00:56:05I donated $100,000 to the school last year, so yeah, I do have the right.
00:56:09Aw, kick out your town?
00:56:11Aw, aren't you the big shot Chris Roberts' wife?
00:56:15Can't talk about this much?
00:56:16Are you shouting at my wife?
00:56:22What?
00:56:23Chris, it's really Chris.
00:56:31What are you doing here?
00:56:33Aren't you supposed to be at an audition?
00:56:35Being a dad and protecting your son comes first, right?
00:56:42I heard you say you donated $100,000 to the school last year.
00:56:47So, you think that gives you the right to expel my kid, huh?
00:56:51Alright.
00:56:53I'm gonna donate $1,000,000.
00:56:55Oh, well.
00:56:56Who are the one right now that should be expelled?
00:56:59What do you think?
00:57:01I overreacted.
00:57:03Kids about housing.
00:57:04It's normal.
00:57:07I discipline at it.
00:57:09Make sure to get a love from now on.
00:57:11Sure.
00:57:12See?
00:57:13I was telling you the truth.
00:57:14My dad is Chris Roberts at all.
00:57:20Come on.
00:57:21I'll introduce you to Iron Man.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23Now I'm more into Mantis Man.
00:57:24By the way, you stay away from my son's girlfriend now.
00:57:31Alright?
00:57:34Lily isn't my girlfriend yet.
00:57:36She will be after today.
00:57:38Mind if I snap a pic?
00:57:40I won't hang it in school.
00:57:43Yeah, that's for sure.
00:57:44Do we need to pixelate your face this time?
00:57:46No way.
00:57:47Not even airbrushing.
00:57:48I'm done proving who I am.
00:57:50That's good.
00:57:50Okay.
00:57:52Okay.
00:57:53Say cheese.
00:57:54That's good.
00:57:55I'll be right back.
00:57:56I'll be right back.
00:57:57I'll be right back.
00:57:58I'll be right back.
00:58:03Holy moly.
00:58:05So many people are flirting with me.
00:58:08Can't let Lily know.
00:58:10She flip.
00:58:11How come you get love notes and I get personal attacks?
00:58:19Fine, insult me, but saying my hot sauce sucks?
00:58:23No taste at all.
00:58:27I'm gonna check who's there.
00:58:29Any idea how mad the director was when you didn't show up?
00:58:44Hang on.
00:58:48Let's talk somewhere else.
00:58:50Let's go.
00:59:00Yes.
00:59:01I was a bit reckless this time.
00:59:05I sent a long apology mail for the director.
00:59:08No reply yet.
00:59:10But whatever the outcome, I'm ready to accept it.
00:59:15So, you're just gonna give up on the Oscar drink?
00:59:18There's always next year.
00:59:22The director saw your family photo online.
00:59:25Knows you skipped for Luke.
00:59:27You admire that.
00:59:29You got the part.
00:59:30Seriously?
00:59:31Congrats.
00:59:33Jeez.
00:59:33You finally got what you wanted.
00:59:35Thank you so much.
00:59:38I couldn't have done it without you.
00:59:41I booked a restaurant.
00:59:43Let's celebrate.
00:59:44No, I'm gonna tell Aubrey.
00:59:45She's gonna cook amazing food and for sure, I'm gonna get some weight.
00:59:51I think it's time for a divorce.
00:59:56Divorce?
00:59:57Isn't it the plan?
00:59:58You got the director's approval.
01:00:01According to our deal, this straight ends.
01:00:04I suggest you two take some time apart from them.
01:00:06And when the time is right, I'll release a statement about irreconcilable differences.
01:00:12No, no, no, no.
01:00:13Divorce is too messy.
01:00:14I changed my mind.
01:00:15Seriously?
01:00:16Yes.
01:00:17Do you really like her?
01:00:18You only date 25 years old supermodels.
01:00:22Julia, ageism isn't cool.
01:00:28A 40-year-old woman has her charms.
01:00:32And besides that, she has an amazing butt.
01:00:35I know she's feisty, she farts like a trooper, but I think she's adorable.
01:00:41She gave me a family.
01:00:42She cooks nice.
01:00:44She's an amazing wife.
01:00:45I love her.
01:00:46Ageism?
01:00:48Are you really in love with her?
01:00:49Julia, I'm planning to take a break.
01:00:57Focus on my family.
01:00:59Money can wait.
01:01:01And you, take a vacation for yourself too.
01:01:05You've been single for a whole year.
01:01:08Get some romance.
01:01:09You care about Aubrey.
01:01:11I don't need your concern.
01:01:39Morning.
01:01:48Give my cooking a shot.
01:01:50I could live in a different place with a different house and a different name.
01:01:58I could sing your favorite song.
01:02:02Yeah, you'd sing along.
01:02:04You'd sing along.
01:02:09I'm going to come back in a while, okay?
01:02:19What's going on?
01:02:21Pipes burst in my apartment.
01:02:22Can I crash at your place for a bit?
01:02:24I should check with Albury first.
01:02:27Sure.
01:02:28I will fix up the guest room.
01:02:39Morning.
01:02:43Morning?
01:02:43Where's Chris?
01:02:45Already caught him three times.
01:02:47Typical Chris.
01:02:50Do my eyes deceive me or does that jacket totally look like Chris's?
01:02:54It is.
01:02:55Tim bring warm ones.
01:02:57Actually, Chris doesn't like when others wear his stuff.
01:03:00He says I can wear anything.
01:03:03We bought this together.
01:03:05He even got me a matching red one.
01:03:07But it didn't really suit my skin tone.
01:03:12Alright.
01:03:14I'll wake him.
01:03:15Got a nice shoe today.
01:03:28Whoa.
01:03:29Why didn't you knock before coming in?
01:03:31Come on, I'm your agent.
01:03:33Like there's anything of you I haven't seen before.
01:03:36Why are you in my jacket?
01:03:37Albury's going to misunderstand.
01:03:39Take it off.
01:03:41As if I adore your jacket.
01:03:43I have my own red one.
01:03:45You have the same jacket as mine?
01:03:47My couple jacket?
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:49It's a bigger misunderstanding.
01:03:51You cannot wear this.
01:03:52She's crazy.
01:03:53Mom!
01:03:54Mom!
01:03:55Mom!
01:03:56Check this out.
01:03:57A gift for Lily?
01:03:58Where did you get money for this?
01:03:59Found it on Chris's desk.
01:04:00There was a note saying, to my love, what is love?
01:04:04Wow.
01:04:05Did you finish your homework, gossiping instead?
01:04:06This is definitely for you.
01:04:07Your birthday is in two days.
01:04:08This gift is definitely for you.
01:04:09put it back quick, before someone catches on.
01:04:27Your birthday is in two days, and this gift is definitely for you.
01:04:36Put it back quick before someone catches on, okay?
01:04:39Okay.
01:04:48Need a hand?
01:04:50No, I'm good.
01:04:54Like it?
01:04:55It's Chris's gift.
01:04:59Here's the marriage contract you signed with Chris.
01:05:03He says you can leave anytime, and he'll pay you more for your great performance.
01:05:10So, he wants divorce?
01:05:13What else?
01:05:15Did you actually think he liked you? Did you?
01:05:18He was nice because of the contract.
01:05:21Your job's done. You are expensive now.
01:05:25Mom, I don't believe Chris never loved you.
01:05:39It's true.
01:05:40All right. Let's go.
01:05:50All right. Let's go.
01:05:51Let's go.
01:05:52The potential you'll be, that you'll never see, that you'll listen to.
01:06:02Isn't this the ring I gave to Aubrey?
01:06:06Aubrey!
01:06:08Aubrey!
01:06:09She left.
01:06:10Why?
01:06:11She said she never loved you. It was all in that.
01:06:21No way. I don't buy it.
01:06:23Where did you get that necklace?
01:06:24From her desk.
01:06:25You didn't touch it?
01:06:26You knew it was for Aubrey.
01:06:27She's not good for you enough.
01:06:28You have no right to tell me that. I'm going after her.
01:06:29No, you're not.
01:06:30Who are you to tell me that?
01:06:31You're just my agent. She's my wife.
01:06:32She's just your wife. I'm your agent. For all these years, we've been coming and going. Only I'm sticking by her side. I'm the one who made you who you are today.
01:06:43Your controlling behavior is terrifying, Julia. You're no longer fit to be my agent. Keep the necklace. Consider it a farewell gift.
01:07:14Can I get some banana split, Mom?
01:07:18Seriously? I'm the one going through a breakup and you're out eating me?
01:07:24Never mind them.
01:07:38I'm searching for you high and low. And you're here eating burgers?
01:07:43I will go order that banana split. You guys catch up.
01:07:50What do you want?
01:07:51You forgot something.
01:07:53No way. I checked like a hundred times.
01:07:56Here.
01:08:03You got your dream role. No need to keep up the good, heavy act.
01:08:07Screw the Oscar. I want you, Aubrey.
01:08:13See the gold up in the hills. It's got nothing to do with us. And eventually it'll rust. Oh.
01:08:29No, this is heavy.
01:08:30No, this often it's hard to쪽.
01:08:31Ok.
01:08:36It's raw, it's very, it'sんと a relationship to myself.
01:08:51Pat. Thank you.
01:08:52All the shame.
01:09:03Hey, Mary. I'm busy selling hot sauce. Talk later.
01:09:06Selling sauce? Check her phone.
01:09:08What's up?
01:09:09Your marriage contract with Griff leaked. She lost a million followers.
01:09:14I can't disappoint this TV show. I'll remove him from my family.
01:09:26I don't know how to do this.
01:09:39Don't worry. I'll handle this. Just relax at home.
01:09:44I love you.
01:09:57Did you forget something?
01:09:59Oh, it's you. You're not welcome here.
01:10:02I just want to tell you, you're Chris's only hope now.
01:10:06You don't want his decade of hard work ruined, do you?
01:10:14Are you sure about this livestream taking all the blame?
01:10:21Julia must be a real piece of work, but she's right.
01:10:25This is only the one way to leave my damage.
01:10:28And I already took a bit when we last went public, so I'm kind of used to it.
01:10:34Alright, if you're willing to make that sacrifice.
01:10:39Chris's livestreaming.
01:10:41It was all my fault.
01:10:51And I accept any consequences.
01:10:54When the light came out, I was relieved.
01:10:58Because the real thing on this fake marriage was falling in love for her.
01:11:05Right now, I want to make things right.
01:11:08Because, from now on, every time I say, I love you to her, she knows what I mean.
01:11:15This is disgusting!
01:11:20What is this?
01:11:39this much for glasses did you clean the shelves relax no need to worry still have some savings
01:11:55don't need to stress how much is some like a billion would you like to invest 100k in my
01:12:06hot sauce business what's in it for me two special meetings
01:12:15quit playing i know what meeting means don't make me a big brother yet i'm not ready
01:12:24get your sauce the sauce will spice up your life and your figure
01:12:33buy three bottles and get a hug from a superstar chris snack 10 bottles and you're gonna get a kiss
01:12:39from superstar chris you're not just my sauce mr eastwood long time no see i saw your latest flick
01:12:48leo killed it five bucks a bottle any deals i'm afraid not five dollars already still
01:12:56my wife would kill me if i went lower i mean is you a team prize negotiable
01:13:04i've tailored a movie just for you really no way don't get me wrong my wife was so moved by a press
01:13:15conference speech she hasn't stopped talking about it oh my god mr eastwood these are on the house
01:13:24he'll act for free just take him off with my hands thank you
01:13:27wow damn it
01:13:29this is how i won my oscar
01:13:35for me everything was really hard i fought a lot i know i did silly things
01:13:44many mistakes but i always giving my heart i gave my sweat my blood and my tears
01:13:52but i was feeling empty inside i know i'm the guy who are known for dating supermodels under 25 years
01:14:01old popcorn movie guy even though i did many movies i couldn't get that because i wasn't lucky enough
01:14:13but i met aubry my wife
01:14:18she gave me purpose guidance she gave me love she gave me my son my house today feels like a home
01:14:27thanks mr eastwood thanks my son luke all the casting members
01:14:35to the team members the guy who support the lights and everyone my special thanks to my wife aubry
01:14:45if it weren't for you i couldn't do that thank you
01:14:57come on it's your 46th time watching it dinner's ready luke dinner's ready
01:15:10i'm tired of you taking over household chores all day now that i got the oscar i'm planning to take a break
01:15:27i want to make my own oscar
01:15:31and how do you plan on doing that
01:15:34give me nine months
01:15:38chances are
01:15:39we'll find a new equation
01:15:43chances roll away from me
01:15:50chances are
01:16:04that's
01:16:06i'm
01:16:07i'm
01:16:09i'm
01:16:11i love you
01:16:13my
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01:16:16i'm
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