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00:03:30My uncle was right about this place.
00:03:32We have the whole lake to ourselves.
00:03:35Steve really missed out.
00:03:37It's Seth, and we broke up two weeks ago.
00:03:42What happened this time?
00:03:43What is that supposed to mean?
00:03:45Todd.
00:03:45What?
00:03:47First, there was that college professor you were banging.
00:03:49He was a professor's aide.
00:03:50All right, well, whatever.
00:03:52First, there was that professor's aide you were banging.
00:03:55Then there was that tall dude on the row team.
00:03:57What was his name?
00:03:58Alexandre.
00:03:59Ah, mwah, wee-wee.
00:04:03And now, Seth.
00:04:05You've never even met Seth.
00:04:07Sure I did.
00:04:08We ran into each other at that Sigma Nu rush party.
00:04:11Nice guy.
00:04:12Okay, well, for your information,
00:04:14that nice guy was still sleeping with a Zuck's girlfriend
00:04:16while dating our Chrissy.
00:04:18Hey, Sarah, I'm sitting right here,
00:04:19and I can hear everything you're saying.
00:04:23All right, well, whatever.
00:04:25He's an asshole, then.
00:04:27I'm just saying
00:04:28that you seem to go through a lot of guys is all.
00:04:31Thanks, Todd.
00:04:33Great observation.
00:04:34I'm jumping in.
00:04:37Who's with me?
00:04:38No, I'm good right here.
00:04:40Seriously?
00:04:42You borrowed your grandma's bathing suit
00:04:44just to wear it and sit on the boat all afternoon?
00:04:47Yeah, I just don't like lake water.
00:04:48Chrissy, no offense or anything.
00:04:54Yeah, but you always seem to manage.
00:04:57But you need to loosen up a little.
00:04:59Life's too short to be so cautious.
00:05:01Plus, a little spontaneity might help your love life, too.
00:05:04What the hell was that?
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:11An alligator gar or a branch or something, maybe?
00:05:15Alligator gar?
00:05:17I'm with Chrissy.
00:05:18I'm not getting in that water.
00:05:20It's a fish.
00:05:22Relax.
00:05:23Plus, it was probably something
00:05:24that just washed up on the shore
00:05:25hitting the side of the boat.
00:05:26Okay, well, you get in first.
00:05:29See you out there, ladies.
00:05:30How is it?
00:05:40Water feels great.
00:05:42I know, but...
00:05:44Is it safe?
00:05:46Safe?
00:05:47Honey, it's a lake.
00:05:49What do you think is down here?
00:05:51I really don't think you should get in.
00:05:53Oh, Chrissy, come on.
00:05:54No, I am serious.
00:05:55Don't you think that it's weird
00:05:56that there's nobody else on the lake but us?
00:05:58It's fine.
00:05:59Come on, let's just try
00:06:00and have a little fun, okay?
00:06:13Here you go.
00:06:16Hey!
00:06:17Hey!
00:06:28Chrissy!
00:06:28Take a picture of us!
00:06:48Guys?
00:06:52Sarah?
00:06:53Guys, this shit isn't funny!
00:06:58Sarah!
00:07:01Todd!
00:07:01Todd!
00:07:01Hey, man!
00:07:30I love him!
00:07:30Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:08:00No.
00:08:02Start!
00:08:04Fuck.
00:08:06Come on!
00:08:08Dammit!
00:08:10Oh, shit.
00:08:12Oh, my God.
00:08:30Ah!
00:08:36Oh.
00:08:38No, god.
00:08:48No.
00:08:50Come on!
00:08:52Oh, my God.
00:09:22Good morning, sunshine.
00:09:42What do you want?
00:09:48Got a surprise for you, bubba.
00:09:52How'd you get in here?
00:09:55A spare key on the doormat.
00:09:57Hey, do you know what I just said?
00:10:00I got a surprise for you.
00:10:02It's a little early for surprising.
00:10:03Oh, would you just get your ass up and see what I got you?
00:10:06Come on.
00:10:10I'm up.
00:10:11What is it?
00:10:12Oh, my God.
00:10:25Oh, my God.
00:10:27Oh, my God.
00:10:31You ready?
00:10:45Happy birthday to you.
00:10:47You must belong in the zoo.
00:10:50Hey, it's your birthday, bubba.
00:11:00Hey.
00:11:02Make a wish.
00:11:07Hey, now.
00:11:10Now, what'd you go and do that for?
00:11:12That had cream cheese icing all over that thing.
00:11:16That was my favorite.
00:11:18Why are you wearing that?
00:11:21Well, I tried calling like ten times.
00:11:25I want to show up here looking like this.
00:11:27What do you want to ask your damn phone?
00:11:30Well, I've been busy.
00:11:32Busy?
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:35Yeah, I can see all that.
00:11:39Listen, bubba.
00:11:41It's my first day on the job, and I'm a bit nervous.
00:11:44All right?
00:11:45So I was just hoping maybe you can give me a few pointers.
00:11:47That's all.
00:11:47Pointers?
00:11:48Yeah.
00:11:49Yeah, okay.
00:11:51Stay away from the lake.
00:11:53Stay away from the lake?
00:11:54Mm-hmm.
00:11:55You are unbelievable.
00:11:56I swear to God.
00:12:02I should at least make a damn wish.
00:12:05Goodbye, Nolan.
00:12:06Front door.
00:12:07Open it.
00:12:08Go.
00:12:08Unbelievable.
00:12:18Bye.
00:12:20Well, hell, I figured it out myself.
00:12:32Love cream cheese.
00:12:35Fucking liar.
00:12:58We got a problem.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:14Is it...
00:13:15Dead?
00:13:18I mean, what the hell does it look like?
00:13:20It's an arm.
00:13:24What the hell would do something like that?
00:13:26Well, it's hard to say.
00:13:29But I'll give you three guesses,
00:13:30and the first two,
00:13:32they don't count.
00:13:35All right.
00:13:36All right.
00:13:37What do you want me to do about this?
00:13:39What did we do last time?
00:13:41Well, I wasn't around the last time,
00:13:42but whatever they did,
00:13:45apparently it didn't work.
00:13:47Shit.
00:13:49We cannot have a shark in this lake.
00:13:53Do you hear me?
00:13:54We cannot have a shark in this goddamn lake!
00:13:56I knew I should have stayed in San Diego.
00:17:32Spencer Tins.
00:17:35Who the hell are you and what are you doing on my property?
00:17:38My name is Leslie Armstrong.
00:17:39I don't know you and you're trespassing.
00:17:43Please.
00:17:45I just need a minute of your time.
00:17:48Lady, if you're selling something, I'm broken, not interested.
00:17:50I'm not selling anything.
00:17:52My daughter, Chrissy, she and her friends came up to the lake recently and now they're missing.
00:17:58What's that got to do with me?
00:18:02I was told you might be able to help me.
00:18:05Really?
00:18:06Who told you that?
00:18:07The sheriff.
00:18:08Why would the sheriff have you come see me?
00:18:12Well, because he said no one else knows this lake like you do.
00:18:15Well, because he said no one else knows this lake like you do.
00:18:15Please just hand me out.
00:18:19No, thanks.
00:18:20I suggest you use a file of missing persons report with the sheriff.
00:18:23Now, if you excuse me, I have to ask you to leave.
00:18:25They were on the lake when they went missing.
00:18:27You people, you never learn, do you?
00:18:35Should have big-ass signs to say if you swim, you die.
00:18:39And even then, no one will listen.
00:18:42Yeah, I know the lake.
00:18:45But there's a new game warden in town.
00:18:46Goes by the name of Nolan Holt.
00:18:47I suggest you find him.
00:18:49The sheriff is adamant I talk to you and only you.
00:18:53Look, lady, I'm sorry about your daughter and her friends.
00:18:56I really am.
00:18:58But everybody around here knows that lake is cursed.
00:19:01Last summer, I blew up a bull shark the size of a master craft.
00:19:04And if you think I'm going back in that water,
00:19:06there better be a hell of a better reason than a bunch of kids went missing.
00:19:09She knew your son.
00:19:15She knew Grant.
00:19:16Yeah, we're pretty close.
00:19:18We were in school together.
00:19:20He didn't mention that she'd gone missing.
00:19:25If he knew she was getting in that water,
00:19:26he never would let it happen in the first place.
00:19:29Besides him and I don't talk much.
00:19:31Since his mother and I split for good.
00:19:36You're my last hope of finding my daughter.
00:19:40Please.
00:19:40You don't really think you're going to find her in that lake, do you?
00:20:02God damn it.
00:20:03God damn it.
00:20:04God damn it.
00:20:05God damn it.
00:20:06God damn it.
00:20:06God damn it.
00:20:07God damn it.
00:20:07God damn it.
00:20:08God damn it.
00:20:08God damn it.
00:20:08God damn it.
00:20:09God damn it.
00:20:09God damn it.
00:20:09God damn it.
00:20:10God damn it.
00:20:10God damn it.
00:20:10God damn it.
00:20:10God damn it.
00:20:12God damn it.
00:20:12God damn it.
00:20:12God damn it.
00:20:13God damn it.
00:20:14God damn it.
00:20:14God damn it.
00:20:16God damn it.
00:20:17God damn it.
00:20:18God damn it.
00:20:19God damn it.
00:20:20God damn it.
00:20:21God damn it.
00:20:22God damn it.
00:20:23God damn it.
00:20:24God damn it.
00:20:25God damn it.
00:20:26God damn it.
00:20:27God damn it.
00:20:28God damn it.
00:20:29God damn it.
00:20:33That's what we're dealing with.
00:20:40Bull sharks mainly feed on bony fish and smaller sharks,
00:20:43but they're opportunistic and can live in freshwater.
00:20:46The younger ones feed in rivers and lakes,
00:20:48but as they grow older, they opt for saltwaters.
00:20:53We killed one last year,
00:20:54but the rumor's of more than one shark on that lake.
00:20:57How do we know for sure?
00:20:59I have a friend in the Coast Guard. I'll give you his number.
00:21:01They already found the boat.
00:21:04No one was inside it.
00:21:06No signs of damage.
00:21:09They had spotters that said they saw shadows.
00:21:12Dorsal fins, too.
00:21:15Lady, I'm sorry to tell you this,
00:21:17but the digestive system in that shark is pristine.
00:21:21If I had to guess,
00:21:23chances of finding those bodies are next to none,
00:21:26unless you dredge the entire lake and that's not happening.
00:21:29The other option?
00:21:32Catch the bull shark.
00:21:33Cut it open.
00:21:36See what's inside.
00:21:39And that you'll find anyone willing to do.
00:21:41Except you.
00:21:44I'm retired.
00:21:45If this were your son, if this were Grant,
00:21:49would you accept that or would you want to know for certain?
00:21:52I'm already certain.
00:21:54I'm sorry.
00:21:54My daughter had that kind of soul.
00:21:59She never said a bad word about anyone.
00:22:02Yeah, well, sharks don't think of food that way.
00:22:07And that's what we are to them.
00:22:09Food.
00:22:10She deserves better.
00:22:11She deserves better.
00:22:13She deserves to be put to rest.
00:22:18And you may not think it now,
00:22:20but if this were your kid in the belly of some shark,
00:22:23you'd want this same thing.
00:22:25I wish I could help you.
00:22:29Yeah, me too.
00:22:35Thank you for your time.
00:22:36I'll see you later.
00:24:18Dad?
00:24:19Hey.
00:24:23Look at you.
00:24:27Dad?
00:24:31Hey.
00:24:33Look at you.
00:24:35Must have grown a foot taller.
00:24:37You called?
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:47Yeah, I did.
00:24:49Hey.
00:24:50Remember this thing?
00:24:59Used to pop the heads off of squirrels with this thing. Your mother get all mad at me.
00:25:05All right.
00:25:06I'm not a kid anymore, Dad.
00:25:09Yeah.
00:25:10Yeah, I know that.
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13Yeah, I know that.
00:25:15Well, if you ever want to pop one off, it's going to sit right over here if you ever want
00:25:18to.
00:25:19All right.
00:25:20Let's take a walk.
00:25:21Huh?
00:25:22Go out by the pond.
00:25:23Yeah?
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:25Sure.
00:25:26Let's take a walk.
00:25:27Yeah?
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:30Sure.
00:25:31Let's take a walk.
00:25:32Yeah?
00:25:33Yeah.
00:25:34Sure.
00:25:35Alright.
00:25:36Thirsty?
00:25:59Want something to drink?
00:26:00I got waters and sodas and such in the house.
00:26:04I'm good.
00:26:06When are you going to stop letting Nolan give you those tattoos?
00:26:15When I get around to it.
00:26:20I'm glad you're here.
00:26:28What was all that?
00:26:30I thought you gave it up.
00:26:32I did.
00:26:33Just had some friends over.
00:26:36We had a party.
00:26:38I ain't got around to cleaning it up yet.
00:26:42You feel like throwing a couple of lines out there?
00:26:43I can't say.
00:26:47I have a date.
00:26:49A date?
00:26:51With who?
00:26:52Anybody I know?
00:26:55You remember Tess?
00:26:58Tess we used to watch on the weekends?
00:27:00Little Tess?
00:27:01Her dad drove that stupid truck?
00:27:03Yeah, we, uh, we have our history class together.
00:27:11I see.
00:27:18And, uh, in the book?
00:27:26Research.
00:27:26Research.
00:27:26Look, I don't have a lot of time, so why don't you just tell me what you called?
00:27:35Chrissy Armstrong.
00:27:37You know her?
00:27:40Yeah.
00:27:42Her mom came to see me.
00:27:45Apparently her and her friends all went out on the lake and...
00:27:48Now they're all missing.
00:27:53They didn't know what happened here last year.
00:27:58Yeah, uh, everyone's been talking about it.
00:28:02Is she, uh...
00:28:04Wait, is she dead?
00:28:08Most likely.
00:28:10We don't know for sure.
00:28:11That's why her mom came to see me.
00:28:12But, but, but you're retired.
00:28:21I know.
00:28:23But no one else will get in the water to find out.
00:28:26And give this lady some kind of closure.
00:28:31So what are you gonna do?
00:28:35Guess I'm gonna call Uncle Nolan.
00:28:37See about finding the shark.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42Who says it was a shark?
00:28:45Coast Guard confirmed it.
00:28:47The city's turning the other way for obvious reasons.
00:28:50Hey, she came to see me.
00:28:52What was I supposed to do?
00:28:54Look at you.
00:28:55I mean, the big hero.
00:28:56If you're doing this, to impress me, don't.
00:29:00It's not like that.
00:29:01And all that?
00:29:03I know you.
00:29:05I know you don't have friends.
00:29:07I mean, this is the same bullshit you pulled when you and mom tried to make it work after you quit your job.
00:29:11She runs a pill, apparently.
00:29:23She was your friend.
00:29:27I thought if I could help, maybe...
00:29:29What, that I might come around more?
00:29:32How does that work?
00:29:34You expect me to just forget the past?
00:29:36All that shit you pulled?
00:29:41Never again.
00:29:41I have to go.
00:29:53I have to go.
00:29:57How's your mother?
00:29:58She's getting married in the fall.
00:30:13Like I said,
00:30:14if you're doing this for me,
00:30:18or mom,
00:30:20or anyone else you think it might impress,
00:30:23don't.
00:30:24I have to go.
00:30:27You'll sell this end of the loan.
00:30:33Have fun.
00:30:54Hey Spencer, what's up Bubba, you know I have to pick up two dead armor dills today, two, they both smell like god damn Canadian bacon.
00:31:22Really?
00:31:24Yeah, imagine that.
00:31:27Now I'm starving.
00:31:29Nolan, wear your pants.
00:31:33Why, it's hot.
00:31:34Would it kill you to clean up a little bit? A razor? A mirror?
00:31:38Why is this job such a pain in your ass?
00:31:42If I told you you'd quit, they'd make me come back and do it.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:48Sorry about the other day.
00:31:50Oh.
00:31:52Don't worry about that. It was my damn fault anyways.
00:31:55I mean hell, I don't like cream cheese icing anyways, so.
00:31:58I'm not talking about the icing, Nolan.
00:32:00You're a good friend, I'm just a shitty one is all.
00:32:03Yeah, I think we both know that.
00:32:05Want something to drink?
00:32:07Let's take a walk.
00:32:09I think for once I need your advice on something.
00:32:11My advice?
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13Let's hear it, brother.
00:32:26Another came across your desk.
00:32:28Nothing on the radio, not a peep about the girl and her friends that went missing. Nothing.
00:32:32No emails from the mayor's office?
00:32:33Not that I know of. No.
00:32:34No one called the boat in either.
00:32:35How do you say no to Spanish?
00:32:36No.
00:32:37There you go.
00:32:38Alright.
00:32:39Who's the new sheriff?
00:32:40Some guy named Will Cox.
00:32:41He's a real ball buster too.
00:32:42He got on me to crack an ass in the break room today.
00:32:43How so?
00:32:44Well, I mean, I ain't leftover enchiladas.
00:32:46Then you mix that with a new brand of coffee and then...
00:32:50Man, shit comes out of your ass, baby.
00:32:51No, Nolan.
00:32:52We're not fair enough to eat.
00:32:53Even our ass.
00:32:54How do you say?
00:32:55How do you say no to Spanish?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57There you go.
00:32:58Alright.
00:33:00Who's the new sheriff?
00:33:01Some guy named Will Cox.
00:33:02He's a real ball buster too.
00:33:04He got on me to crack an ass in the break room today.
00:33:05How so?
00:33:06Well, I mean, I ain't leftover enchiladas.
00:33:08Then you mix that with a new brand of coffee and then, man, shit comes out of your
00:33:12ass!
00:33:13He's an asshole. How so?
00:33:15No, he just is.
00:33:17He's got the big hat.
00:33:19Big belt buckle.
00:33:21Got a little pecker.
00:33:23I gotta meet him.
00:33:25Jesus.
00:33:27Is this happening all over again?
00:33:29No, but I mean...
00:33:33The place hasn't really recovered from last summer.
00:33:37I mean, yeah, I mean, they...
00:33:39They can sweep that shit under the rug all day long.
00:33:41But ever since that guy from the Ocean Institute
00:33:45came and said that there was two sharks in the lake,
00:33:47I mean, nobody listened, Bubba.
00:33:51I listened.
00:33:55We got a mayor in federal prison.
00:33:57Coroner and county.
00:33:59Fuck.
00:34:01Alright, I'm gonna go home.
00:34:03I'm gonna go see Wilcox in the morning,
00:34:05take his temperature on this missing kids thing.
00:34:07You stay at the office. We'll get back on the water
00:34:09and check it out for ourselves.
00:34:10Wait a minute. We?
00:34:12You and me?
00:34:13Yes, you and me.
00:34:14The mom asked me specifically.
00:34:16You don't even know her.
00:34:20Some doors can't close by themselves, Nolan.
00:34:22And if the sheriff says to stand down, then what?
00:34:26It's never stopped us before.
00:34:28We're gonna need firepower.
00:34:30Everything you got. Pack a bag.
00:34:32Hey, hi, Captain.
00:34:42Looks like we're back at it again, Bubba.
00:34:46I can't get you.
00:34:48I can't get you.
00:34:50I can't get you.
00:34:52I can't get you.
00:34:54Man, you can't see.
00:34:55What the hell are you talking about?
00:34:57tenho up.
00:34:58Like everyさん of us is vaccinating.
00:34:59She has left a burgeruit to have a woman.
00:35:01Mine needs to be charred or been like the guy.
00:35:03Are they a VIP players out there?
00:35:04I can't help you, maybe?
00:35:05Sure.
00:35:07Well, what are we going to do tonight?
00:35:09And that is theink of men?
00:35:11We are waiting for your hero.
00:35:12I can noら we can't attend here.
00:35:14We're seeing you about it now,
00:35:15all later
00:35:15is coming out to go.
00:35:17Oh, my God.
00:35:47Sheriff Wilcox.
00:36:08I heard about you.
00:36:11You knew my brother.
00:36:17My brother was killed on your watch, eaten by a shark on this lake.
00:36:27I did what I was told to do by your predecessor.
00:36:32Is that supposed to make me feel better?
00:36:36Bring my brother back from the dead?
00:36:40Mayor said you wanted to speak.
00:36:42What can I do you for?
00:36:44Three kids took a boat out on that lake.
00:36:47None of them came home.
00:36:48What's your office doing about it?
00:36:50Three kids on a boat.
00:36:52On this lake?
00:36:54I don't think so.
00:36:56You're full of shit.
00:36:57You told that girl's mom to come see me.
00:36:59I did tell her to come see you.
00:37:02But we have no proof that when they went missing on this lake,
00:37:05they could be out in the damn woods somewhere.
00:37:08Got 136 miles of hiking trails around here in case you forgot.
00:37:11We got a shit ton of wild animals too.
00:37:14Anything could have happened.
00:37:15You won't get away with this.
00:37:18Get away with it?
00:37:20On the record, I don't have a goddamn clue about what you're talking about.
00:37:24Nobody goes in these waters anymore.
00:37:27Off the record, I think you're wandering way past your former pay grade on this.
00:37:31My predecessor?
00:37:35Hmm.
00:37:36He might have thought the sheriff's office bows down to the game warden.
00:37:40I can assure you of this.
00:37:43I do not.
00:37:44I'm not sure if you're still retired or whatever,
00:37:49but if you feel like you want to help,
00:37:51come on down to the office and file some deer hunting permit applications.
00:37:55We'll keep a pot of hot coffee on for you.
00:37:58Otherwise,
00:37:59stay out of our business.
00:38:04Are we clear?
00:38:07That's why you pointed Nolan.
00:38:09Because he wouldn't make waves.
00:38:12Was that supposed to be funny?
00:38:13You can't hide this forever.
00:38:17That girl's mom, she's going to go to the news.
00:38:19And you got three dead bodies.
00:38:21Three dead bodies, huh?
00:38:23See, now that is funny.
00:38:25You want to show me where the hell they're at?
00:38:29What was that?
00:38:30Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:38:34I got a meeting with the mayor.
00:38:36I think we're done here.
00:38:38I'll go find him myself.
00:38:47You're going to what?
00:38:49I've beaten the shark before.
00:38:52And what did that cost you?
00:39:00Feels think you're unemployed.
00:39:02You got an old wife.
00:39:03From what I hear,
00:39:03your son doesn't even talk to you much anymore.
00:39:06And your best friend Nolan,
00:39:07that redneck,
00:39:09he's a game warden now.
00:39:12And from the looks of it,
00:39:14you're hitting that bottle again.
00:39:17Here's a nickel's worth of advice.
00:39:20Move.
00:39:22Plant roots in a different town.
00:39:24One, not by a lake.
00:39:27This place is on the mend,
00:39:28and it will thrive again,
00:39:29missing kids or not.
00:39:59Can't be what makes you sense.
00:40:01I don't understand.
00:40:18What?
00:40:19What?
00:40:21What?
00:40:23What?
00:40:24Let's go.
00:40:54Yeah.
00:40:59Yeah, it's me.
00:41:02Slow down, you're breaking up.
00:41:06Yeah, I'm out on the lake.
00:41:08Had to see it for myself.
00:41:11You what?
00:41:14All right, meet me in my place. Bring the footage.
00:41:18God damn it.
00:41:24What a slob.
00:41:39Hey, now, come on.
00:41:41Now, look at this.
00:41:43I'm trying to put shit on my book now.
00:41:48Good look at things.
00:41:49I'm trying to go back here.
00:42:10Hey.
00:42:12Bryce.
00:42:14Hope you don't mind.
00:42:15They let you leave the office like that?
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:22I think so.
00:42:24What are you in for?
00:42:26Like it?
00:42:28No, I don't.
00:42:30What do you want?
00:42:33Down our Lone Star shirt.
00:42:34How?
00:42:40You know when the Coast Guard came down?
00:42:42When those kids were missing?
00:42:44Well, they put one of those people in those cages.
00:42:48Put them in the water.
00:42:49You know what I mean?
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:52Had the camera in there, right?
00:42:53And lo and behold,
00:42:56Lone Star Shark just
00:42:57appeared in front of the camera.
00:43:01Check it out.
00:43:02And they sent this to you?
00:43:06Not exactly.
00:43:08Nolan, what do you mean, not exactly?
00:43:10I got a buddy of mine.
00:43:11He's Russian.
00:43:13He's handy with those
00:43:15hacking the emails and all that kind of shit.
00:43:17Trust me, you don't want to know.
00:43:19Yeah, you're right.
00:43:20I don't want to know.
00:43:21Play me this video.
00:43:22I don't want to know.
00:43:27Yeah, bro.
00:43:28You all right?
00:43:31Whoa, wait.
00:43:33Wait.
00:43:35Bam!
00:43:36There's your bull shark right there.
00:43:37Right?
00:43:43Told you.
00:43:45Nolan, play it back.
00:43:46Play it back!
00:43:47Right!
00:43:48Hang on.
00:43:49Shoot.
00:43:52What do you think?
00:44:08Has anybody else seen this?
00:44:09No.
00:44:11No one.
00:44:12Just us.
00:44:13I guess the mayor.
00:44:15And the thing came encrypted
00:44:17when my buddy found it.
00:44:19Meaning,
00:44:20no one can have access
00:44:21unless they have
00:44:22some sort of
00:44:23personal login.
00:44:25Yeah.
00:44:27Cold war all over again.
00:44:28Just tell me sharks.
00:44:29I got to get in front of the mayor.
00:44:33No can do.
00:44:35They're having this whole
00:44:36initiative thing
00:44:38going on downtown
00:44:39trying to bring the town
00:44:40back to life.
00:44:42Hell,
00:44:44they won't let people
00:44:45swim in the lake again.
00:44:47I mean,
00:44:47they're putting millions of dollars
00:44:48in this damn thing.
00:44:50You think
00:44:50Williams is going to want you
00:44:52to come in there
00:44:52and spoil everything?
00:44:53I don't think so.
00:44:55People are going to die, Nolan.
00:45:05All right,
00:45:06I got an ask.
00:45:09Are you banging her?
00:45:10Who?
00:45:12What do you mean,
00:45:13who?
00:45:14The girl's mama.
00:45:15That's who.
00:45:16Because if you are,
00:45:17it better be some
00:45:18primo puna shit.
00:45:20Because right now,
00:45:21you're risking a lot
00:45:22for anything less.
00:45:23And if you're not banging her,
00:45:25well,
00:45:25then you're just
00:45:26running your ass,
00:45:27dumb ass,
00:45:28with this
00:45:29diehard
00:45:30suicide
00:45:31mission.
00:45:33So which is it,
00:45:34hmm?
00:45:38You know the thing
00:45:39about drinking is
00:45:39you never really feel alive
00:45:43when you do it
00:45:44for so long.
00:45:46Tell me about it.
00:45:50You lose and lose
00:45:52and lose some more
00:45:53until it's taking
00:45:56all it can take.
00:46:00Look at me, Nolan.
00:46:03I got nothing.
00:46:08Last time I felt alive
00:46:09was out on that lake
00:46:13fighting that shark.
00:46:16I don't know,
00:46:20maybe.
00:46:23Maybe some fucked up way
00:46:24I want to feel
00:46:25something again.
00:46:30Okay,
00:46:30just so that we're clear,
00:46:31you're not...
00:46:33Jesus,
00:46:33Nolan had a...
00:46:34All right, all right.
00:46:35I'm just...
00:46:35I just had to find out
00:46:37there, Skippy.
00:46:37That's all.
00:46:39So it's a suicide
00:46:39mission already,
00:46:40all right?
00:46:41There it is.
00:46:42Yeah,
00:46:42I suppose it is.
00:46:43I am down.
00:46:51You know,
00:46:52I never thought
00:46:53I'd say this out loud,
00:46:54but I feel kind of
00:46:56responsible for having
00:46:57that bull shark thing
00:46:58out in it late
00:46:58in the first place.
00:47:00Well, no shit,
00:47:01it was your fault.
00:47:02Hey, now.
00:47:07All right.
00:47:08Let's go fishing, then.
00:47:11When are we leaving?
00:47:13I got one last thing
00:47:15to do.
00:47:15You, come up with a plan
00:47:16to kill the shark.
00:47:17Whoa, whoa, me?
00:47:19How?
00:47:20How am I going to come up
00:47:21with a plan to kill the shark?
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:24Think of something
00:47:24and be ready.
00:47:25Kill the shark.
00:47:41Blow it up.
00:47:43Nah, we already did that.
00:47:49Poke it with a stick.
00:47:50Electrocute it.
00:47:57That's how it's been done
00:47:58before.
00:47:58Yeah, shit.
00:47:59It's harder than looks.
00:48:07What would you do,
00:48:08macho man?
00:48:09Time like this, huh?
00:48:09You see?
00:48:27I told you.
00:48:28There's another shark
00:48:29on that lake.
00:48:30What?
00:48:42Someone say something,
00:48:43please.
00:48:45I took this meeting
00:48:46with you out of respect
00:48:47to you and everything
00:48:47that went down
00:48:48in the past.
00:48:49Okay?
00:48:50But Spencer,
00:48:51you've got to understand
00:48:51there are things in motion
00:48:52here that cannot be undone.
00:48:56Things?
00:48:57What things?
00:48:57This town has been
00:49:00through hell and back.
00:49:02All right,
00:49:03they brought me in
00:49:03from California
00:49:04to fix this mess.
00:49:07A mess that you helped create.
00:49:10Look out that window.
00:49:12Those beaches used to be
00:49:13packed to the water's edge
00:49:14with tourists.
00:49:15The streets on Main
00:49:16had lines of people
00:49:17out the door
00:49:17waiting to get in.
00:49:19Ever since that shark business
00:49:21a year ago,
00:49:21this place is a ghost town.
00:49:23Which is something
00:49:24we're going to fix.
00:49:26Fix.
00:49:27Fix this in
00:49:29you're going to kill
00:49:30the shark, right?
00:49:34The governor's earmarked
00:49:35six million dollars
00:49:36to the Open the Lake campaign,
00:49:37which kicks off
00:49:38in a month.
00:49:39Okay?
00:49:40The sheriff and I
00:49:40fought tooth and nail
00:49:41to convince them
00:49:42those waters were safe.
00:49:43You expect me to call them
00:49:44up now and be like,
00:49:45oh, hey,
00:49:46by the way,
00:49:46we were wrong.
00:49:48But you are wrong.
00:49:50Jesus Christ.
00:49:52You two are no different
00:49:53from the last assholes
00:49:53that had your posts.
00:49:55Look what happened to them.
00:49:56One's in prison.
00:49:59The other one's dead.
00:50:01Not to mention,
00:50:02if you send innocent lives
00:50:02swimming on that lake,
00:50:03you bet your ass
00:50:04that body count's
00:50:04going to rise
00:50:05and it's going to rise fast.
00:50:06With all due respect,
00:50:07Spencer,
00:50:08you're not a game warden
00:50:09any longer.
00:50:11With all due respect,
00:50:12Mayor,
00:50:13I don't have to be a game warden
00:50:14to know what someone's
00:50:15lining up to be a TV dinner.
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:16Anything else?
00:50:21Yeah.
00:50:23Those kids.
00:50:24The ones that went missing.
00:50:25What's happening with that?
00:50:29Our official position
00:50:30on that topic
00:50:31is that we're not even
00:50:31100% certain
00:50:33those missing kids
00:50:33were even on our lake.
00:50:34I'll tell you
00:50:38what I'm going to do.
00:50:40I'm going to kill
00:50:41the bull shark
00:50:41once and for all.
00:50:44And it's not for you,
00:50:45Mayor,
00:50:46or the governor,
00:50:48or you, Sheriff.
00:50:50It's for that young lady's mother
00:50:51who can't sleep at night
00:50:52without knowing
00:50:53what happened
00:50:53to her daughter.
00:50:54Good day, gentlemen.
00:50:59You want me to keep
00:51:12an eye on him?
00:51:14You said he's been
00:51:14drinking again?
00:51:15Hell yeah, yeah.
00:51:16Couldn't you smell him?
00:51:19If by some miracle
00:51:20he comes up with something,
00:51:22we bury it.
00:51:25If he comes up empty
00:51:26and starts making noise anyway,
00:51:27we blame it on the addiction.
00:51:30Either way, we win.
00:51:32He either catches the shark
00:51:34or he goes away for good.
00:51:39Sounds like a plan.
00:51:42All right.
00:51:43I'll catch up with you
00:51:44in a little while.
00:51:59I'll catch up with you.
00:52:11I'll catch up with you.
00:52:13I'll catch up with you.
00:52:18Jeff.
00:52:33Hurrah!
00:52:48about time
00:52:53nolan
00:52:56what the hell is this
00:52:58i said firepower man looks like you went to the fucking convenience store
00:53:02hey man i didn't know how long we were gonna be out here okay
00:53:03i said i brought some grub
00:53:05you know when my blood sugar spikes i'm a monster to be around with
00:53:08so relax relax i am relaxed this is me relaxed
00:53:12hey i might get bored
00:53:15nolan what do you expect to do
00:53:21are we gonna smack him to death would you relax there son
00:53:24we got the rifle and we got your piece you know what else we got
00:53:28took it in that front pocket right over there look in the pocket
00:53:31but your boy with nolan
00:53:35what the hell is this that right there
00:53:39something i got back at the office kind of like a
00:53:43shark killing concaution you can say
00:53:47come on let's get out of here
00:53:52i'm gonna die
00:54:13keys
00:54:16i'm driving
00:54:18bullshit you're driving give me the keys
00:54:20hey i'm the game warden now remember
00:54:23oh are you give me the keys
00:54:25now
00:54:25god damn man
00:54:27god damn it nolan
00:54:27let's drive it
00:55:44Hey.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46What?
00:55:47What the hell is this?
00:56:00You're not supposed to stick it with this?
00:56:02Well, yeah.
00:56:03If you get close enough to it, just jump in there and poke it.
00:56:06What the hell is in it?
00:56:08Uh, clothespin, something like that.
00:56:11Klonopin?
00:56:12What are you going to do?
00:56:13No one treat it for depression?
00:56:14Hey, I don't know.
00:56:15I'm no rocket scientist, okay?
00:56:17Look, it's got that and other synthetic narcotics, so to speak.
00:56:21Listen, she said it was powerful enough that it'll take down a gorilla.
00:56:25Why not a shark?
00:56:26It'll work.
00:56:27Just like that?
00:56:28Just like that.
00:56:29Just like that.
00:56:30Yeah?
00:56:31Yeah.
00:56:32What?
00:56:33No C4 this time?
00:56:34No, I sold that anyways.
00:56:35Last time, it didn't even work.
00:56:36Remember?
00:56:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:38Back up, back up.
00:56:39You sold it.
00:56:40Who'd you sell it to?
00:56:41No one?
00:56:42Oh, my God.
00:56:43Listen, listen, listen, son.
00:56:44That drug is going to work.
00:56:46She said it'll give it some sort of cardiac arrest of some kind.
00:56:51Cardiac arrest?
00:56:52Yes.
00:56:53A heart attack?
00:56:54Yes, that.
00:56:55Okay.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:57Just go in there, poke it, and it'll die.
00:56:58Stop saying poke it, all right?
00:57:00Stop saying poke it.
00:57:02Suppose it does work.
00:57:03We still have to get close enough to use it, right?
00:57:05Which means one of us has to get in.
00:57:08Whoa, whoa.
00:57:10One of us?
00:57:11One of us.
00:57:12You or me.
00:57:13Throw the chum in.
00:57:14We'll paper, rock, scissors when we see it.
00:57:15Now, Nolan.
00:57:17One of us.
00:57:18Yes, one of us.
00:57:19I'm the one with the gun.
00:57:21Ah.
00:57:23Christ, we didn't sign up for this shit.
00:57:28Oh, God, Bruce.
00:57:32Get this.
00:57:37You can't get this.
00:57:39Get here.
00:57:40Rhett.
00:57:41I guess throw it in there, Rhett.
00:57:42Rhett.
00:57:43Ah.
00:57:46Whoo.
00:57:51Smells like old ginger from the other night.
00:57:53She was hot.
00:57:54She was hot.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:57She was hot.
00:57:58I don't know.
00:58:28Let me ask you a question.
00:58:32What is it?
00:58:37The other day at your place. Your birthday.
00:58:41Nolan already apologized about the cake. I told you to get you another one when we get back to shore. I told you that twice.
00:58:46No, no, but that's not what I'm talking about.
00:58:48What is it?
00:58:50It's the other thing I saw.
00:58:52What happened, man?
00:58:56You were doing great.
00:58:58You were going to meetings.
00:59:01I mean, what happened?
00:59:06I'm drawn to all the wrong things, Nolan.
00:59:08I like to drink, fight.
00:59:14On top of everything else, I'm lazy.
00:59:20I've got no gods, no politics, no idea or ideals.
00:59:23I just exist in a space of nothingness and I've accepted that.
00:59:34My kid doesn't think I'm an interesting person I never wanted to be.
00:59:39It's too hard.
00:59:40It's too hard.
00:59:44On the other hand,
00:59:47all I really wanted to do was just crawl into a really quiet place.
00:59:51You can just exist there. You're left alone.
00:59:54But when I get drunk,
01:00:00scream, go crazy,
01:00:02out of control,
01:00:04you've seen it.
01:00:07One behavior didn't match the other.
01:00:12I didn't care.
01:00:14But now,
01:00:16I care now.
01:00:18At least I think I do, I don't know.
01:00:25So that shark...
01:00:29gives you purpose, right?
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:36I suppose it does.
01:00:43So what happens when the shark's gone, then what?
01:00:46Find something else.
01:00:49One day at a time, right?
01:00:52One day at a time.
01:00:54If I ever asshole coined that term,
01:00:55I didn't realize how long that actually is.
01:01:04Oh!
01:01:07Oh, it's here.
01:01:12What are you doing?
01:01:14It doesn't look like I'm doing it. I'm going in.
01:01:16Oh, but I thought we were doing the rock, paper, scissors thing.
01:01:19Well, come on!
01:01:21Move on.
01:01:24All right.
01:01:30Paper covers rock. It's me.
01:01:32You stay in the boat.
01:01:33For some reason I can't poke this thing.
01:01:35Shoot it, Nolan. Don't stop till it's dead or you're out of bullets.
01:01:37You got me?
01:01:39We're with you in the water.
01:01:41The shark dies today, Nolan.
01:01:43One way or another.
01:01:44I'm going in the water.
01:01:45America.
01:01:46Don't stop.
01:01:47There you go.
01:01:50I'm going in the forest.
01:01:52I'm going in the water.
01:01:54I'm going in the water.
01:01:56You're dead.
01:01:57And I'm going to get some more.
01:01:59I'm going out of the water.
01:02:01What the fuck?
01:02:03I'm going to get some more.
01:02:05You're going to get some more than just a project.
01:02:07Hey, you see anything?
01:02:20Nothing yet. Keep your eyes open.
01:02:28Hey, on your right!
01:02:34Damn it! I missed it!
01:02:37I missed the needle!
01:02:56I missed the needle!
01:02:56Go! Shoot it!
01:03:15Fuck this bullshit!
01:03:26Fuck!
01:03:33Damn it!
01:03:50I got it!
01:03:58Spencer!
01:04:01Hey, we got it!
01:04:06Spencer!
01:04:09Spencer!
01:04:11Stop!
01:04:33Dad?
01:04:34Let's go!
01:04:36Let's get started!
01:04:37Let's go!
01:04:38Let's go!
01:04:39Let's go!
01:04:41I'm sorry!
01:04:44I'm sorry!
01:04:45Okay!
01:04:47I'm sorry!
01:04:48I'm sorry!
01:04:49I'm sorry!
01:04:52I'm sorry!
01:04:53When did I leave a pillow?
01:04:57Amen!
01:04:59Hey, Michael, what's going on?
01:05:13Hey, Bubba.
01:05:14Just calling to let you know that your dad's in the hospital.
01:05:19Is he okay?
01:05:22Don't worry, he's okay.
01:05:23Yeah, I'm over here with him, and as soon as I...
01:05:27If you hear anything else from him, I will call and inform you.
01:05:33Yeah, okay, yeah, um, just...
01:05:36Just keep me updated.
01:05:38Okay, so, uh, I thought I'd let you know.
01:05:43Okay, Bubba, I'll call you back.
01:05:45Bye.
01:05:46Okay, yeah, all right.
01:05:49Thanks, bye.
01:05:57Bye.
01:05:58Bye.
01:05:59Bye.
01:06:00Bye.
01:06:01Bye.
01:06:02Bye.
01:06:03Bye.
01:06:04Bye.
01:06:05Bye.
01:06:06Bye.
01:06:07Bye.
01:06:08Bye.
01:06:09Bye.
01:06:10Bye.
01:06:11Bye.
01:06:12Bye.
01:06:13Bye.
01:06:14Bye.
01:06:15Bye.
01:06:16Bye.
01:06:17Bye.
01:06:18Bye.
01:06:19Bye.
01:06:20Bye.
01:06:21Bye.
01:06:22Bye.
01:06:23Bye.
01:06:24Bye.
01:06:25I don't know.
01:06:55I don't know.
01:07:25I don't know.
01:07:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:07:33Hey, relax, hold on.
01:07:36Hey, welcome back.
01:07:41How long have I been out?
01:07:44You were in the hospital for a couple days.
01:07:47We lost a lot of blood there.
01:07:52Did we get it?
01:07:52The coast guard's been at the lake since we got back.
01:07:58Been nothing.
01:08:00I think we got it, Bubba.
01:08:05What do you know for sure?
01:08:09Sure as we can be, huh?
01:08:11Hey, listen.
01:08:18I gotta go to the mayor's office.
01:08:20Do a quick breathing around.
01:08:24Hey, someone else is here to see you.
01:08:27You take care of him.
01:08:28Shit, damn it.
01:08:30No, I'm sorry.
01:08:31Hey, look.
01:08:33Talk to your daddy.
01:08:34Daddy.
01:08:38How do you feel?
01:08:47Me?
01:08:49Never better.
01:08:50How about you?
01:08:58You all right?
01:09:00I'm fine.
01:09:03I was worried.
01:09:06And Uncle Nolan called me and told me you went in the water.
01:09:11At least everybody knows your friend's mom wasn't crazy.
01:09:14You really did all that for her?
01:09:21That's right.
01:09:24And if you want to think that's pretty cool, too, I'll take that.
01:09:32You, uh, you need anything?
01:09:34I don't have class until Monday, so...
01:09:37If you want, I can hang here.
01:09:41I'd like that.
01:09:42Well, then you should get me something to drink.
01:09:47Coffee.
01:09:51Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, I'll get you a coffee.
01:10:12Bye.
01:10:35Bye.
01:10:36You're on the mend, I see.
01:10:55Looks like it.
01:11:05Don't mention it.
01:11:06I'd say it's my job, but I don't have one of those anymore.
01:11:14Maybe you ought to consider going back to work.
01:11:18Why's that?
01:11:21So you can stop this kind of thing from happening again.
01:11:27It won't.
01:11:28They pulled the shark up from the lake this morning.
01:11:31It's over, everybody knows.
01:11:32And did they find anything?
01:11:42They cut it open.
01:11:45It had eaten recently, I'm so sorry.
01:11:48But now you know.
01:11:49You're right.
01:11:55Now I know the truth.
01:12:00Thank you, Warden.
01:12:04It's Spencer.
01:12:05I like Warden better.
01:12:13Think about it.
01:12:14I like Warden better.
01:12:14Think about it.
01:12:15I'm so sorry.
01:12:26I like Warden better.
01:12:26You can't think about it.
01:12:28Could you be a little more, but it's OK.
01:12:30It can be a little better now.
01:12:32I have no idea.
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