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00:31:57Pay for mine.
00:32:11I've got something to tell you.
00:32:13Is it goodnight?
00:32:15I've got the part.
00:32:19Oh.
00:32:20Oh my god, but...
00:32:23But the audition.
00:32:25They changed it.
00:32:26I went in today.
00:32:27I can't believe it.
00:32:28I'm finally going to make something of myself.
00:32:31Oh, oh my god, Annie.
00:32:32Oh, dear good lord, we're saved.
00:32:36We?
00:32:36You and me, babe.
00:32:37You and me.
00:32:40Where's the check?
00:32:42What's your cut of the royalties?
00:32:44There's no money, hon.
00:32:47It's non-union.
00:32:50What?
00:32:52I get paid an experience.
00:32:54An experience is valuable.
00:32:56I mean, even more valuable than money, they said.
00:32:59I just wanted to tell you in case you wanted to have some sweet dreams tonight.
00:33:08They're sending us sponges.
00:33:11For free, George.
00:33:13Free wow sponges.
00:33:15A $2 million life insurance payout.
00:33:34And she almost made it to...
00:33:37That's sloppy.
00:33:38You can't have witnesses.
00:33:42That's rule number one.
00:33:45Make it look like an accident.
00:33:48Everything you own is old and leaky.
00:33:52Your house is full of shit, George.
00:33:54No one would suspect a thing.
00:33:59Send Annie to hell and let the cool island breeze carry you home.
00:34:03Lucy, I am taking the day off.
00:34:16My wife and I are celebrating a professional accomplishment.
00:34:21Yes, hers.
00:34:22I'm aware I haven't had a professional accomplishment in some time.
00:34:27Goodbye.
00:34:27Goodbye.
00:34:28Goodbye.
00:34:29Goodbye.
00:34:30Goodbye.
00:34:31Goodbye.
00:34:32Goodbye.
00:34:33Goodbye.
00:34:34Goodbye.
00:34:35Goodbye.
00:34:36Goodbye.
00:34:37Goodbye.
00:34:38Goodbye.
00:34:39Goodbye.
00:34:40Goodbye.
00:34:41Goodbye.
00:34:42Goodbye.
00:34:43Goodbye.
00:34:44Goodbye.
00:34:45Goodbye.
00:34:46Goodbye.
00:34:47Goodbye.
00:34:48Goodbye.
00:34:49Goodbye.
00:34:50Goodbye.
00:34:51Goodbye.
00:34:52Goodbye.
00:34:53Goodbye.
00:34:54Goodbye.
00:34:55Goodbye.
00:34:56Goodbye.
00:34:57It's so exciting.
00:35:00I mean, it's so cool, Annie, for real.
00:35:05She's gonna take this on and get a cup of tea.
00:35:06Oh, what's the rush?
00:35:08We're celebrating.
00:35:09You took the day off for me.
00:35:10Let's enjoy it.
00:35:11I was thinking we could...
00:35:12I know, and I want to, but...
00:35:14I gotta get to flight school.
00:35:17Again?
00:35:18Oh, he's got me, Annie.
00:35:20He's got me good.
00:35:22Wait, do you always go there and ever to his house?
00:35:24Never.
00:35:25Why?
00:35:27Fuck you!
00:35:29You're next to me, you bitch!
00:35:33Come on!
00:35:35Fuck!
00:35:37Fuck me!
00:35:39I would.
00:35:46You can pick up.
00:35:47Doesn't know what's with you.
00:35:49If Ty calls, I'll answer.
00:35:51I don't think he's gonna get suspicious.
00:35:53That would require a single fucking brain cell
00:35:55to fire about anything other than pies.
00:36:00And if you had told me when I was a little girl
00:36:02that pies would come to haunt me,
00:36:04I mean, really?
00:36:04Pies or my fucking cross to bear?
00:36:06Annie?
00:36:06Hmm?
00:36:07Sometimes you get this, like, weird twitch in your eye.
00:36:17Okay, I've never told anyone this.
00:36:19Not even George.
00:36:20Well, you can trust me, right?
00:36:22I mean, you know you can talk to me about anything?
00:36:23All these pills you see me take,
00:36:32they're meant to stop me from letting certain thoughts,
00:36:36certain...
00:36:37Sometimes I pick you just...
00:36:39Oh, my God!
00:36:55Mrs. Briar, it's been a while.
00:36:58Hi, Annie.
00:36:59You ladies doing okay?
00:37:06Or...
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:09Good for you and Mikey.
00:37:13So, Annie, how'd that audition go?
00:37:15I got the part.
00:37:16That's amazing to hear.
00:37:18Congratulations.
00:37:18I know.
00:37:19It's all happening so fast.
00:37:20I mean, one day I was just like you,
00:37:22and now I'm on TV.
00:37:22I left my wallet in the car.
00:37:24Annie, can you...
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26Thanks.
00:37:27Look, I'll put it on George's tab.
00:37:30Tab?
00:37:34I'll just take care of these now.
00:37:46On me.
00:37:47Wow, Annie, thank you.
00:37:49That's mighty generous.
00:37:57I'll just take care of these now.
00:38:19I'll just take care of them.
00:38:20I'll just take care of them.
00:38:21Annie, have you seen Gemma?
00:38:37When was the last time you saw Gemma exactly?
00:38:40I called the school and they don't know.
00:38:41Hello? Is George inside?
00:38:43George!
00:38:44George!
00:38:51Jesus Christ! Annie, you got a gas link!
00:38:59I said, yeah!
00:38:59Gas, exactly!
00:39:03George? Gemma?
00:39:07George?
00:39:09Gemma?
00:39:21George!
00:39:32Holy shit!
00:39:33Mikey found a gas leak.
00:39:36Mikey?
00:39:36Mikey is the interesting part of what I just said.
00:39:39Uh, Mikey found what?
00:39:40A gas leak!
00:39:41He was looking for Gemma.
00:39:42I was home.
00:39:43I smelled something.
00:39:44I wanted to shower because she threw up on me.
00:39:45And all of a sudden, I couldn't breathe.
00:39:47The fire department came and they said that all the appliances are shot to hell.
00:39:52And I opened all the windows and doors, but it still smells like, like rotten eggs, don't you think?
00:39:58Where were you?
00:40:00George?
00:40:00We need a new water heater.
00:40:02That thing is shot to hell.
00:40:04I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:40:05The water heater's out.
00:40:06It almost tried to kill me.
00:40:08Are you hearing a word I'm saying?
00:40:10I'll take it cold.
00:40:13Here's out of order.
00:40:14You call 555-555-55555.
00:40:19Here it is again.
00:40:20It's 555-555-55555.
00:40:24Beware, wow, sponge imitators.
00:40:25There is only one true sponge.
00:40:28And it's wow!
00:40:29That's 555-555-55555.
00:40:35Future Oscar Wildcate superstar right here in our goddamn midst.
00:40:39Bravo, Annie.
00:40:40You did it.
00:40:41It's a dream come true, guys.
00:40:42You must be a proud man, George.
00:40:44Speechless.
00:40:45Say something.
00:40:47I'm speechless, I said.
00:40:49Well, what are you two doing to celebrate?
00:40:51Oh, I don't know if we're gonna...
00:40:52You should go skydiving.
00:40:54No, that's dangerous.
00:40:55It's not.
00:40:55The instructors are well-trained.
00:40:57How do you know so much about skydiving?
00:41:00It's a hobby.
00:41:01It's active.
00:41:02Come on, hon.
00:41:03I've always wanted to try it.
00:41:05You have?
00:41:05You knew that.
00:41:06I didn't.
00:41:06It's quite the release.
00:41:07I will book us a reservation tomorrow.
00:41:10I'll refer you.
00:41:11He will get you in wherever, whenever you want.
00:41:13He?
00:41:14The skydive thing.
00:41:15The automated appointment number, Mikey.
00:41:18Modern technology, huh?
00:41:20Texting a skydive center?
00:41:22That is unbelievable.
00:41:24A toast!
00:41:25Oh.
00:41:25What's wrong with you?
00:41:32It was an accident.
00:41:33Sloppy.
00:41:35Sloppy man.
00:41:37I'm sorry.
00:41:47Screwed up with the missus.
00:41:48She'll be fine.
00:41:49Your missus.
00:41:50How are you, George?
00:41:55To be honest, I am drowning in debt and woefully underappreciated in every facet of my small,
00:42:02pathetic life.
00:42:04I am attempting to pull off something truly devilish for which I will certainly burn in
00:42:09Satan's eternal fire, but I can't imagine hell being any worse than life.
00:42:12That's great.
00:42:14How's work?
00:42:15Come by sometime.
00:42:18I'll give you a free slice of pie.
00:42:20I got pies galore at home.
00:42:25We say ours are better than homemade.
00:42:27No, no.
00:42:28Burgers Now is selling my pies.
00:42:32How's that?
00:42:33And they pay well.
00:42:34And that Lucy.
00:42:35She couldn't be nicer.
00:42:37I like their ethos, too.
00:42:40Preparation is crust for the filling.
00:42:43Solid mantra, that.
00:42:44And the encouragement.
00:42:45Oh, it's so refreshing to have higher-ups that believe in you.
00:42:51You know, Gemma's out all day, so I have the house to myself.
00:42:55Sounds nice.
00:42:57You'd think so.
00:43:02The pies, George.
00:43:03The pies have been my salvation.
00:43:07Salvation to salivate over.
00:43:08How's that for a slogan?
00:43:11The trick is the apple, okay?
00:43:14Depending upon what type of apple you use, George, you can dramatically alter the taste of the pastry.
00:43:19Honey crisp, Fuji, Granny Smith.
00:43:24Gemma usually comes home pretty late, and so I like to have something delicious waiting for her.
00:43:30The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.
00:43:33Must you taste it before...
00:43:34Well, she's popular.
00:43:35She's got friends and interests, and I love that about her.
00:43:43Our first date.
00:43:46It's my favorite picture of us.
00:43:47It's something, isn't it?
00:43:48Do you need medical attention?
00:43:50I was lucky.
00:43:52Lucky is Lou Gehrig.
00:43:54But, well, you know Gemma.
00:43:57We start dating.
00:43:59She stops answering my calls.
00:44:01We moved in together.
00:44:02She rarely comes home.
00:44:03I manage, but they're a dark moment, George.
00:44:10And I think to myself, oh God, has she been cheating on me?
00:44:14I mean, that makes me sound crazy, doesn't it?
00:44:17And the last thing I want to do is be one of those hysterical men.
00:44:20And I get the look.
00:44:23No, we don't have sex.
00:44:25And I have a notebook full of things I would love to experiment with when she's ready.
00:44:31If I could be honest, George, I think she might have become asexual.
00:44:36It just doesn't interest her.
00:44:38But when we first met, woo-wee, George, she was whatever the opposite of asexual is.
00:44:44Sexual?
00:44:45Men haven't slept together.
00:44:50Can I be honest, George?
00:44:52I'm worried.
00:44:53I'm worried about me.
00:44:56Do you listen to the radio, George?
00:44:58Do you watch the television?
00:45:00Are you aware of the terrible things that people do in forever?
00:45:05Why don't you clean yourself up?
00:45:09It's okay.
00:45:13You okay?
00:45:15Never better.
00:45:20Did you, uh, get a water heater picked?
00:45:23Uh, you got a new one of Kent's.
00:45:25Always on.
00:45:27Expensive.
00:45:30Lucky you came by the other day, or who knows what would have happened.
00:45:34Well, lucky indeed.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36I was looking for Gemma.
00:45:38Here?
00:45:39I was just checking.
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:41Did you find her?
00:45:41Nope.
00:45:42Nope.
00:45:43Nope.
00:45:45Nope.
00:45:45Nope.
00:46:06Nope.
00:46:07Nope.
00:46:08Yep.
00:46:09Nope.
00:46:09GEH趣.
00:46:11Nope.
00:46:11Goab-goab-goo.
00:46:12Oh
00:46:14Hey, so Annie said that you were out the other day when the gas leaked
00:46:21Indeed, where were you?
00:46:26Work friends anyone I'm familiar with I don't think so. I might know them given the by situation
00:46:33These work friends work nights the graveyard shift
00:46:44Yes
00:46:49That's funny for a restaurant that closes at 9 p.m.
00:46:58They're cleaning crew
00:47:03Oh
00:47:11Okay, well good night
00:47:15So proud of you and I'm so proud. Thank you. Good night you guys
00:47:27Did George seem a little off to you tonight no
00:47:30Hey, I really do love you Jim
00:47:33I really don't want to do this George
00:47:42Come on, we're celebrating
00:47:44Say it with me
00:47:46Live a little
00:47:48Now the wow sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge
00:47:51Yeah
00:47:51What the fuck is up you adrenaline junkies you goddamn adrenaline adage
00:47:59What the fuck is up you adrenal heads?
00:48:01I'm Gail but enough about me how are you today?
00:48:05We're excited
00:48:06Hell yeah
00:48:07All right now listen up come here story time come here
00:48:09People are always asking me
00:48:11People are always asking me
00:48:12Gail
00:48:13What's the trick to stinging com up there?
00:48:15All right now let's be honest
00:48:16It's in your DNA to fear and that's why we're here
00:48:19Don't avoid it confront it
00:48:21Head on collision with our base instincts motherfucker
00:48:24Oh
00:48:25Oh
00:48:26Yeah
00:48:26Oh
00:48:27Now here's the tip all right
00:48:28This is a Gail trademark
00:48:30If you look down you're falling
00:48:33But if you look out you're flying baby
00:48:37Fucking A right?
00:48:39Yeah
00:48:40Yeah
00:48:41All right now let me just go ahead and check this
00:48:44Yes
00:48:45All right
00:48:46Now um you know I do like to suggest a quick visit to the old toilet day before we head up
00:48:52A little field trip to the pissing shit factory if you catch my drift
00:48:57Uh yes please
00:48:58All right well follow me darling
00:49:00I gotta empty the tank myself
00:49:09George?
00:49:23Yep
00:49:24I'm Ty
00:49:25Uh
00:49:26The Gemma's a troll yeah?
00:49:28That's right
00:49:29Cool
00:49:31Does she ever talk about me?
00:49:34Um
00:49:35Sorry
00:49:37Oh
00:49:38So late to ask
00:49:40Ah forget it
00:49:41She said she loves uh skydiving
00:49:44That's cool
00:49:47I love her
00:49:52Holy shit is that the wow sponge lady?
00:49:55All right who's ready to fly?
00:49:57Oh excuse me
00:49:58Huge fan
00:50:00Oh wow
00:50:01Wow you said it
00:50:02Wow
00:50:03Wow
00:50:04Wow
00:50:05Wow
00:50:06Wow
00:50:08Oh my god
00:50:09Wow
00:50:10Truly
00:50:11Oh
00:50:12Oh my stomach
00:50:13I can't go up
00:50:14What?
00:50:15My stomach I can't go up
00:50:16I heard you but what do you mean you're
00:50:18Oof ouch
00:50:19That resulted in a $2,000 per person cancellation fee
00:50:23What?
00:50:24Oof ouch
00:50:25That resulted
00:50:26I heard you
00:50:27I hear all of you but
00:50:28It's gonna be $4,000 if we don't go up
00:50:31Yeah
00:50:32It's gonna be $4,000
00:50:33Oh
00:50:34Oh
00:50:35All right hey listen what I'll tell you this okay
00:50:37If we go up
00:50:38You and me
00:50:39Lady friend
00:50:40I'll spare you his fee
00:50:41I got the jet already fueled up
00:50:43It's all full of fucking fuel
00:50:45And I'm ready to fly baby
00:50:47Dale's ready to fucking fly
00:50:51All right
00:50:52This was a gift for you go
00:50:53Go
00:50:54I just don't wanna do this George
00:50:55You'll have fun
00:50:56Go
00:50:57What the hell
00:50:58It's my stomach
00:50:59It acts up you know this
00:51:00It doesn't
00:51:01It does
00:51:02Oh
00:51:03What do you say Miss Wow
00:51:07I'll go up
00:51:08For you
00:51:09It's a lot of money
00:51:10All right
00:51:13Smell you bitch
00:51:16Okay Miss Wow
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:18Let's see if the jet's streaming sore
00:51:19Fucking sore
00:51:20Oh
00:51:21Oh
00:51:22Oh
00:51:23Ah
00:51:24Ah
00:51:25Ah
00:51:29Bathroom's inside to the right
00:51:30If it's that kind of stomach thing
00:51:31Man
00:51:48Oh
00:52:13Oh
00:52:14Is that
00:52:17What is that?
00:52:26Holy shit.
00:52:27Holy shit, Jesus.
00:52:29He's crying.
00:52:35Holy shit.
00:52:47I'm sorry.
00:52:57Look.
00:52:59I'll do it myself.
00:53:07What?
00:53:08This is East Lake Hospital.
00:53:10I'm calling to confirm that you do not own a health insurance qualifying firearm,
00:53:14nor have you ponied up the dough to purchase one a la carte.
00:53:16My wife was nearly killed.
00:53:21God damn you.
00:53:24You couldn't even wait an hour?
00:53:27I could not.
00:53:28You'll be receiving a bill in the amount of $200,000.53.
00:53:31Any Decker of Wow Sponge fame is lucky to be alive after a harrowing accident.
00:53:47Now that is what I call the Wow Fast.
00:53:51We have a birthday.
00:54:09Decker, you're dancing today.
00:54:11Lucy, I'm not dancing.
00:54:12I'm doing you a favor.
00:54:13The $10 birthday bonus might help.
00:54:16Your wife is all over the news, and I imagine things are getting a little tight at home.
00:54:21$10 is real money, George.
00:54:23How about a birthday bonus for my boy?
00:54:26Okay.
00:54:26It's your birthday.
00:54:32Happy birthday.
00:54:34Every day is a gift.
00:54:36This is yours.
00:54:39Hit it.
00:54:53Baby, it's your silly birthday.
00:54:56Oh yeah, another year older.
00:54:59Yum yum, so eat some fucking cake.
00:55:01Baby, we ain't gotta wait till we might as well stay.
00:55:04Oh-oh, look at this guy go.
00:55:08Hey!
00:55:09It's made with love.
00:55:11It's got sprinkles on the top.
00:55:14A candle that'll pop like this song.
00:55:22Happy birthday burgers now!
00:55:27Happy birthday burgers now!
00:55:30Oh-oh, this song's not over.
00:55:33I know you want more.
00:55:35You've got to play a whore!
00:55:36Oh yeah, so baby, get boogered.
00:55:39You ain't getting younger.
00:55:40You're all pieces of shit!
00:55:47Happy birthday burgers now!
00:55:52Fuck you out burgers now!
00:55:57Wow!
00:55:58Thank you, I...
00:56:03I really needed that.
00:56:06The Department of Gun Ubiquity is pleased to announce that the purchase of an approved firearm
00:56:11now entitles the gun owner to medical coverage, dental coverage, mental health coverage,
00:56:19an allowance for a gym membership, an allowance for meditation courses.
00:56:23George, Kent, is Annie doing okay?
00:56:33She is remarkable.
00:56:35A month later and she is already on her feet.
00:56:41She's an inspiration.
00:56:43Light of my life.
00:56:44Nice flowers.
00:56:59Picked about myself.
00:57:01Trying to diversify.
00:57:03I think there's some flowers.
00:57:06And a sorted bouquet.
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:08Sure.
00:57:09Sure.
00:57:09Sure.
00:57:09Sure.
00:57:09Sure.
00:57:09Sure.
00:57:14And rat poison.
00:57:28Had an infestation a while ago.
00:57:30Ended up with a barn cat.
00:57:31Still better than any product on the market.
00:57:34And you can save a life.
00:57:36Adopt.
00:57:38Has that always been there?
00:57:39It's mandatory that all businesses display their firearms ever since they got rid of health
00:57:46ratings, fire codes, and occupancy guidelines.
00:57:50Oh, yes.
00:57:51Oh, uh, excuse me.
00:57:55Kent's Corner Store.
00:57:56Kent speaking.
00:57:57How may I help you?
00:58:00Um, it's for you.
00:58:02Who is it?
00:58:03Jack and Associates.
00:58:05I'll call him back.
00:58:06He'll call you right back.
00:58:09They're rather angry about-
00:58:12Hanging up the phone, Kent.
00:58:17Apologies.
00:58:19You just missed him.
00:58:25Jack and Associates, huh?
00:58:27Telemarketers.
00:58:28Brutal.
00:58:28Relentless.
00:58:39All right.
00:58:44Let's get back to business.
00:58:48Perfect.
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:53George.
00:58:54You just missed him.
00:58:56What did he get?
00:58:57He's got a heavy tab, my friend.
00:58:58What did he get this morning, just now?
00:59:00Uh, a bouquet of flowers and rat poison.
00:59:02And a lotto ticket, naturally.
00:59:04Were they sunflowers?
00:59:05They were.
00:59:06Annie almost dies in a freak parachute accident.
00:59:10And now George is buying rat poison and my wife's favorite flowers?
00:59:14Okay, this isn't some crazy concern.
00:59:15Jim is cheating on me, okay?
00:59:17I know it.
00:59:18I'm not going to defend George's character, but I just can't-
00:59:20Would you stand aside if you knew who the other man was?
00:59:23Can you say for certain, George is the other man?
00:59:25Despite his deeply selfish and destructive personality?
00:59:29I know I'm right.
00:59:31I know I'm right.
00:59:32Now would be a good time to help.
00:59:39I know I'm right.
01:00:10I know I'm right.
01:00:16I know I'm right.
01:00:19I know I'm right.
01:00:21And that is something that we do?
01:00:23I know I am.
01:00:24I know I am.
01:00:27I know I'm right.
01:00:28I know I am.
01:00:29I know.
01:00:34I know.
01:00:37I know.
01:01:08Fresh flowers for the light of my life?
01:01:21I'm allergic to sunflowers.
01:01:23Are you?
01:01:25You knew that.
01:01:27How about some lasagna for dinner?
01:01:30I have plans.
01:01:32I'm treating you to a home-cooked meal.
01:01:35Flowers and lasagna.
01:01:36I'm being romantic, darling.
01:01:39George?
01:01:40Hmm?
01:01:40I made plans.
01:01:43Can't you at least pretend to love me?
01:01:46You're supposed to be an actress.
01:01:48George!
01:01:49I'm making you dinner.
01:01:51I have.
01:01:52Let me be a good husband.
01:01:54You're scaring me.
01:01:55It's lasagna.
01:01:56George, stop.
01:01:57It's flowers and lasagna.
01:01:59Stop walking.
01:01:59Beautiful, Annie.
01:02:00George, stop!
01:02:01Wow!
01:02:02Wow!
01:02:02Wow!
01:02:03Wow!
01:02:20Annie!
01:02:20She's not here.
01:02:26I was supposed to pick her up.
01:02:35What did you do?
01:02:37I thought...
01:02:39I couldn't tell you.
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:44All right, let me text her.
01:02:50Oh, well, I'm fucking starving.
01:02:58I was going to make lasagna.
01:03:00Hmm.
01:03:01Enough for two?
01:03:05Nice to be away from them, isn't it?
01:03:12Almost feels like I'm alone.
01:03:18Oh, paradise.
01:03:20Nice to be away from them, isn't it?
01:03:32Almost feels like I'm alone.
01:03:35Paradise.
01:03:35Nice.
01:03:50Told you I was having dinner at Annie's.
01:03:52How's it going?
01:03:53Good.
01:03:55Who's that?
01:03:57George.
01:03:58I thought you were having dinner with Annie.
01:04:00Yeah, we were supposed to have dinner, but she left and she isn't answering her phone.
01:04:07Look, I'm having an impromptu dinner with George, okay?
01:04:09Talk to you later.
01:04:11Jesus Christ.
01:04:12Well, you missed dinner.
01:04:27Well, you missed dinner.
01:04:41Time for me to turn in.
01:04:46Good night, George.
01:04:50Uh, where were you?
01:04:51Hiding.
01:04:52Fame getting to you?
01:04:53No, no.
01:04:54I think George is trying to kill me.
01:04:56Mikey kills me every day.
01:04:58He tried to poison me with lasagna.
01:05:00I ate the lasagna.
01:05:01Do I look dead?
01:05:02Can I just stay with you for a little while?
01:05:05Oh, Annie.
01:05:06I love you.
01:05:07I do.
01:05:08But the place is cramped for two people.
01:05:10And it's almost too small for Mikey now.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:14You really think George is smart enough to kill you and get away with it?
01:05:18He went to Blower.
01:05:20Well, there's little evidence of that, so...
01:05:23I mean, look, you could divorce him.
01:05:29No, he'd take half of everything.
01:05:30Wait, you didn't sign up.
01:05:31No, he didn't think it was a good idea.
01:05:33Are you out of your mind?
01:05:34You let him talk you into a mess.
01:05:36You're fine, okay?
01:05:47It's...
01:05:48It's George, you know?
01:05:49It's...
01:05:50It's George.
01:05:51Okay?
01:05:53All right, I love you.
01:05:54You call me if you need me.
01:05:55Okay?
01:05:56You're gonna be fine.
01:05:57Bye!
01:06:06I love you, I love you, I love you.
01:06:36Oh, wow.
01:07:06Oh, wow.
01:07:36Do you fucking hear me?
01:08:03Yes, ma'am.
01:08:06And where were you yesterday?
01:08:10Coffee and a slice of apple pie.
01:08:16You're supposed to be on the clock.
01:08:26Coffee and a slice of apple pie.
01:08:37What do you think?
01:08:39What do you think?
01:08:43What do you think?
01:08:44You'll speak when spoken to.
01:08:57I'll just ask.
01:09:04I'll just come out and ask it.
01:09:07Why do you torture me?
01:09:09I want you to show me that you want to be here.
01:09:11You abuse me.
01:09:13You like it.
01:09:14And you're well paid.
01:09:15Don't.
01:09:16This is my place.
01:09:17I run it how I want.
01:09:18Mommy built it, no?
01:09:20You need this place.
01:09:21You need me.
01:09:22I want you to show me that you want to be here.
01:09:31You abuse me.
01:09:32You abuse me.
01:09:33You like it.
01:09:34And you're well paid.
01:09:35Don't.
01:09:38Well paid.
01:09:39Legal wage.
01:09:40Record me all you want.
01:09:44I'll be fine.
01:09:45You know that.
01:09:49Maybe life isn't about public opinion so much as it is about one person deciding something irreversible should happen to you.
01:10:10Well done.
01:10:11George, please.
01:10:12George.
01:10:13George, please.
01:10:14What does George even mean?
01:10:29George.
01:10:31It stopped sounding like a word after a while.
01:10:37George.
01:10:38George.
01:10:39George.
01:10:44George.
01:10:45George.
01:10:46Got good grades so he could get into college.
01:10:49George.
01:10:51Did well at Blower so he could get a good job.
01:10:58I did have him too.
01:11:01In the city.
01:11:02Did you know that?
01:11:04Yeah.
01:11:05The city.
01:11:06Me.
01:11:07I was a part of it.
01:11:10Can you picture that?
01:11:12Huh?
01:11:13Me.
01:11:14Fancy cocktail parties.
01:11:15My business card out just so, take me, take me.
01:11:23Little bits of me stuffed into important wallets.
01:11:26Then there was Annie.
01:11:27Always in my ear.
01:11:36We should start a family.
01:11:37We should move into the suburbs.
01:11:39Maybe we'd be happier.
01:11:41You know something, Lucy.
01:11:42That woman has a lot of life in her.
01:11:51She was always destined to make something of herself.
01:11:55Honestly, she sees life as a kind of opportunity, an invitation to be someone.
01:12:05It's infuriating.
01:12:07And she has suppressed that.
01:12:10For me.
01:12:11For so long.
01:12:13So long.
01:12:14Honestly, if she didn't want to, she shouldn't have hitched her cart to this donkey.
01:12:22Because I am who I've always been.
01:12:28You wouldn't understand that.
01:12:29No.
01:12:30You're a child.
01:12:31I wasn't happy in this city.
01:12:44I live well beyond my means.
01:12:47I still wasn't happy.
01:12:52I'm not happy now.
01:12:56I have been alive long enough to know.
01:13:02I never will be.
01:13:04Nothing I ever do will live up to who I think George should be.
01:13:11I've played my part.
01:13:16I've stayed on track.
01:13:19And now I'm building up corners.
01:13:27Have you been to the Bahamas?
01:13:38I'm going tonight.
01:13:41Oh, Lucy.
01:13:55Oh.
01:13:56I really mean this, okay?
01:13:58I hate you.
01:14:00I hate you.
01:14:03I hate you more than hate.
01:14:06I hope you die early, slowly, and alone.
01:14:26Can I get a deal on that?
01:14:28Well, Annie doesn't want one, so it would have to be quiet. I can't do the paperwork.
01:14:34Why do you need it?
01:14:36Protection.
01:14:38All these freak accidents. I'm a little jittery.
01:14:43I'll be fined, and so will you.
01:14:46What's a little fine at this point, Kent?
01:14:48You're a good person, George, aren't you?
01:14:52Absolutely.
01:14:52Absolutely.
01:14:54I have never felt more hinged.
01:14:57Can I use your bathroom?
01:15:01Uh, there's something wrong with the loo, my friend.
01:15:26What's going on?
01:15:27Water just keeps rising and rising and rising and rising.
01:15:33Don't worry, George. I'll manage.
01:15:36I don't know how these work.
01:15:38Engineering was my third major at Ploward University.
01:15:40Sends in the blueprint as part of an internship application.
01:15:44I didn't get the job and never saw a sense of profit, but I can imagine how I did that.
01:15:52I'm not bitter.
01:15:54Just to know that they helped people is family enough.
01:15:56Oh, um, and I'm sorry to do this so callously, but I added a total of my pledge in a little over $40,000.
01:16:09I don't blame you for not believing in me when I asked you to open the store with me all those years ago.
01:16:19I don't blame you for begging me to let you in on it once you saw it was a success.
01:16:24It was my investors that wouldn't allow me to do that.
01:16:26I felt terrible.
01:16:30I've tried to be right by the way.
01:16:32I know things haven't been easier.
01:16:35But I'm here for you, George.
01:16:37I consider you a friend.
01:16:39And I value my customers and my friends happily, so consider yourself double-valued.
01:16:47Coming out now as a friend.
01:16:49And I hope in turn to be met with a friend.
01:16:56Motherfucker.
01:16:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:17:08Hello?
01:17:10What are you doing?
01:17:11I told you I was having dinner with Annie tonight.
01:17:14Again?
01:17:15Yes.
01:17:16What are your plans until dinner?
01:17:18Are you at work?
01:17:19Yes.
01:17:20I'm coming to your office.
01:17:21I made a pie for you.
01:17:22I don't eat pie, Mikey.
01:17:24A nice midday surprise for my baby.
01:17:27I'm out of the office.
01:17:29You just said you were at work.
01:17:31Well, I am.
01:17:33What's going on?
01:17:35Nothing.
01:17:37Who is that?
01:17:39Uh, no one.
01:17:41That was a man sneeze.
01:17:44Don't be hysterical, Mikey.
01:17:45It's unbecoming.
01:17:46Hysterical?
01:17:47Are you cheating on me?
01:17:50You're cheating on me.
01:17:51I know who it is.
01:17:56He does?
01:17:56He does?
01:18:10Hello?
01:18:14Mikey knows about the affair.
01:18:16I'll pack a bag.
01:18:20Come here, and we can leave them together.
01:18:23We can just fucking leave them.
01:18:26I'm sorry.
01:18:26I never told you.
01:18:27I didn't think...
01:18:27You didn't tell me what?
01:18:31I'm pregnant.
01:18:34Oh.
01:18:37Gemma.
01:18:38I'll make its life hell without even meaning to.
01:18:40Come quick, okay?
01:18:46Honey.
01:18:46Just get in the car, Gemma.
01:18:48Get in the car.
01:18:50Come on.
01:18:50Come on.
01:19:10console.
01:19:21I'm going to be able to go ahead.
01:19:24I'm not many people.
01:19:27I'm not.
01:19:33I'm not perfect.
01:19:36You're not willing to go.
01:19:38Come on.
01:19:39I'm going to put it in a little bit, but I'm going to put it in a little bit.
01:20:09I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
01:20:38kent's corner store was the site of a robbery tonight and kent the proprietor was murdered
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