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00:00:00Oh

00:00:30Like, move, dirty peasant.

00:00:32Why would you kick it?

00:00:33You're like totally in my way.

00:00:36Why would you kick it?

00:00:37Miss Foden.

00:00:40Are you alright?

00:00:43I'm okay, Sister Matthews.

00:00:45We're so grateful to have the Foden heiress helping us out.

00:00:49You know, I could have given you easier work.

00:00:52No, Sister Matthews, I insist.

00:00:55I know it's not cheap to hire a cleaner,

00:00:57especially with the orphanage running on a deficit.

00:01:00I need to take this real quick.

00:01:04It's my father.

00:01:07Hello?

00:01:08You know, washing walls at an orphanage,

00:01:10it's not a real job.

00:01:12Stop spying on me, Dad.

00:01:14Get a life.

00:01:15I think it's time for you to return to the family business

00:01:17and marry your fiance.

00:01:18Or I could get my own job at MG Corp.

00:01:20Dad, we've been over this.

00:01:22I mean, what is this, the 15th century?

00:01:24Family influence and arranged marriages are so overrated.

00:01:27Last thing I need is a spoiled princess

00:01:29who I've never met hanging around my neck.

00:01:31No, I don't want this.

00:01:33I'm not marrying him.

00:01:41Like, why do we have to go through a shitty orphanage

00:01:43to, like, get to the car every day?

00:01:45It's, like, totally gross walking past that place.

00:01:47Careful not to spill anything, Kate.

00:01:49I borrowed this car from my boss.

00:01:50It's, like, my first day, Dad.

00:01:52I can't have people at work thinking I live in the ghetto or whatever.

00:01:58God, this coffee's nasty.

00:02:00What the fuck?

00:02:07Are you serious?

00:02:09I can't be late for my first day of work.

00:02:10I gotta move along.

00:02:15All right, listen up.

00:02:17Mr. McGuire's fiance will be here any minute.

00:02:19If you want to be promoted fast, this is it.

00:02:22We are so happy to have you here, Miss Kate.

00:02:41Welcome to MG Miss Kate.

00:02:49Welcome to MG Miss Kate.

00:02:51I love that dress you're wearing.

00:02:55And the heels.

00:02:57And that diamond ring.

00:02:59Look at that.

00:03:00You and Mr. McGuire make the most perfect couple.

00:03:03I cannot wait for your wedding.

00:03:06Oh, my God.

00:03:08They totally think I'm the CEO's fiance or something.

00:03:11Take this opportunity, Kathleen.

00:03:13Maybe you can use it to become Mr. McGuire's real wife.

00:03:16Hey, everyone.

00:03:18Let's keep things on the down low, okay?

00:03:20I don't like to brag about being a billionaire's wife.

00:03:24Oh, you got it, Kate.

00:03:25And who are you?

00:03:37The new janitor?

00:03:39Hi.

00:03:40No, I'm one of the new interns.

00:03:41How dare you wear that trash to work.

00:03:47How dare you wear this trash to work.

00:03:50We are the most prestigious advertising firm in the world.

00:03:54I'm sorry.

00:03:54Someone accidentally spilled their coffee on me on the way to work.

00:03:56I didn't have a spare.

00:03:57The sun is, like, scorching.

00:04:01I'm worried it's going to, like, melt my silk or something.

00:04:04We'll deal with you later.

00:04:05I am so sorry, Kate.

00:04:07Sometimes dealing with the subordinates can be a chore.

00:04:10Right this way.

00:04:11Oh, my God.

00:04:14Kate is stunning.

00:04:15I wish I could marry Mr. McGuire.

00:04:17Imagine swimming in a pool of cash every day.

00:04:21A janitor could only dream.

00:04:23She'd probably end up pregnant by some junkie.

00:04:25Who runs this place?

00:04:30She's probably just some greedy, shallow jerk.

00:04:42Right.

00:04:43There you are.

00:04:45Wait.

00:04:46Is her name Kate, too?

00:04:48She can't be the real fiancé.

00:04:51Right?

00:04:52And this is your desk.

00:04:54I hope you like my decorations.

00:05:00Stay calm, Kate.

00:05:04You will have your own company in no time and crush the shithole.

00:05:18Oh, I am so sorry.

00:05:19Oh, my God.

00:05:20Are you going to, like, pay for that?

00:05:23This bag is a Mariah Limited Edition.

00:05:26It's, like, expensive as fuck.

00:05:28You mean a Miriam.

00:05:30Miriam, whatever.

00:05:33Look at this scratch.

00:05:34I'm going to need some compensation for that.

00:05:37It's barely even noticeable.

00:05:38It was probably already there before I knocked it down.

00:05:40You think you know more about exclusive vans than a billionaire's fiancé?

00:05:44It's not even real.

00:05:50The audacity.

00:05:51Who the fuck do you think you are?

00:05:53If it were real, the handles would be made out of solid gold, not iron.

00:05:58Shit.

00:05:58Am I getting exposed?

00:05:59I don't believe it.

00:06:01I just happen to have a magnet right here.

00:06:04If it sticks, it's iron.

00:06:09It sticks.

00:06:10It's iron.

00:06:11How can I see you as fiancé own a fake bag?

00:06:14My maid must have, like, stolen the real one or something.

00:06:19She's always eyeing my precious gifts from Mr. McGuire.

00:06:24I need to go call him.

00:06:26See what having dirty peasants around does to you?

00:06:29Catherine, you're still fired for wearing that dirty shirt to work.

00:06:38It's illegal to fire me for no reason, you ass kisser.

00:06:42Watch your mouth, peasant.

00:06:44Not only can I have you fired, I can kick your ass.

00:06:49Pull me right there.

00:06:51Hold it right there.

00:07:10You can't fire the new intern, Mary.

00:07:11In fact, you can't terminate anyone.

00:07:13That's my job.

00:07:14Of course.

00:07:14I completely understand.

00:07:16I just...

00:07:16Consider this a warning.

00:07:17And there will not be a second one.

00:07:21Authoritative charmer?

00:07:23Hmm.

00:07:23Wonder who he is.

00:07:31Consider yourself lucky.

00:07:33Yes?

00:07:40This is Mount Seymour Hospital.

00:07:41Sister Matthews has been admitted.

00:07:43What?

00:07:50Sister Matthews, are you okay?

00:07:52It's fine, Kate.

00:07:53I just missed a step coming off the stairs.

00:08:00It's you.

00:08:03How silly of me.

00:08:08Putting both of you as my emergency contact.

00:08:11Anyway, David, Catherine, Catherine, David.

00:08:16You two make such a good couple.

00:08:18It's a good one, sister.

00:08:20Matchmaking would be a perfect side gig.

00:08:23David here is the CEO of MG.

00:08:27Hold on.

00:08:28You're the CEO?

00:08:29Yes.

00:08:30David McGuire.

00:08:31So he's the notorious fiancé of that other Kate.

00:08:36Yikes.

00:08:37She's gorgeous.

00:08:39She should be my fiancé.

00:08:40I gotta take my shot.

00:08:42Actually, I have to get back to work.

00:08:44Intern schedules aren't exactly flexible at MG.

00:08:47Oh, actually, let me drive you.

00:08:49No, I'm fine.

00:08:50I'll enter.

00:08:54God damn it.

00:08:55What did I say wrong?

00:08:56Mr. McGuire, we need your signature.

00:09:11Your fiancé bought a $10 million necklace.

00:09:13A source of inspiration, shall we say.

00:09:16You've got to be kidding me.

00:09:18This is ridiculous.

00:09:23David, how's your fiancé?

00:09:25You got your Mrs. Fosin yet?

00:09:27Nope.

00:09:28Look at my face.

00:09:29Does it look like I want to?

00:09:32Damn.

00:09:33Something to do?

00:09:34But now, Dad.

00:09:50How was your first day, kiddo?

00:09:51Have you met your fiancé?

00:09:52Hey, you!

00:09:53Where'd you put the necklace?

00:09:55What are you talking about?

00:10:01Ow, what the fuck?

00:10:03Where'd you put the necklace?

00:10:04Where's the necklace, Catherine?

00:10:06What necklace?

00:10:07I literally just had it, and then Catherine told me it was missing.

00:10:12What?

00:10:12I didn't say that.

00:10:13What necklace?

00:10:15Liar.

00:10:16Just admit it.

00:10:16You're nothing but a thief.

00:10:18What the fuck?

00:10:20You set me up.

00:10:21Oh, Catherine.

00:10:23If you really wanted it, I would have gifted it to you.

00:10:26You probably needed it more than I did after that fake handbag stunt you pulled.

00:10:30You shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you.

00:10:32That necklace was supposed to be a $10 million gift from Mr. McGuire to his fiancé.

00:10:38A source of inspiration.

00:10:39But you as a peasant wouldn't know anything about that.

00:10:41A peasant?

00:10:42Really?

00:10:49She is not my fiancé.

00:10:53Who are you calling a peasant?

00:10:57She is not my fiancé.

00:10:58I never even wanted this arranged marriage.

00:11:00Well, Mr. McGuire, you didn't need to come in.

00:11:02We, uh...

00:11:03Oh, crap.

00:11:05Has Mr. McGuire met his fiancé?

00:11:07Is he gonna expose me?

00:11:08I should just play along.

00:11:10Oh my god, babe!

00:11:11You're finally here.

00:11:14Find the security footage.

00:11:16I need to see exactly who took the necklace.

00:11:18Um, like, maybe this is all, like, a big misunderstanding, you know?

00:11:27Like, I'm, like, super generous, so...

00:11:31I'm okay to let it slide this time.

00:11:37Hey, how about dinner?

00:11:39At the Morgans.

00:11:40I think we could all use a little break.

00:11:42I've still got some work on my plate, but, uh, you guys...

00:11:47Go ahead.

00:11:49Maybe there's still a chance with her.

00:11:58Wait.

00:12:00Morgans?

00:12:01Like, the three-star Michelin restaurant?

00:12:03Why is she getting so worked up about a Michelin star?

00:12:07Is it a star of this heiress at the phones?

00:12:09Is it a star of this heiress at the Morgans?

00:12:24So, Kate, uh, you studied in Milan?

00:12:27Yeah, uh, totally.

00:12:29I was there for, like, five years?

00:12:35Sorry to interrupt, ma'am.

00:12:36Are you ready to order?

00:12:38Yes, yes.

00:12:39Yes, I would like the lasagna.

00:12:43Lasagna alla Bolognese.

00:12:46She can't even pronounce a common Italian dish.

00:12:49Who is she?

00:12:51I love the pepper d'alle al parmigiano.

00:12:58I, uh, I used to watch the soccer matches at Inter Milan San Siro Stadium.

00:13:02Did you ever catch a game there?

00:13:04I, uh, yeah, of course.

00:13:08It's, like, always packed.

00:13:11Actually, San Siro is AC Milan's stadium, not Inter Milan.

00:13:15Fucking bitch!

00:13:17And you are?

00:13:20Catherine.

00:13:20Nice to meet you.

00:13:21Everyone?

00:13:38Red wine on me.

00:13:41Come on, like, what's Italian without wine, right?

00:13:49Ryan is picking up the bills anyway.

00:13:51No way I can afford it.

00:13:52Look, sorry, guys.

00:13:53Something came up.

00:13:54Enjoy your food.

00:13:55How is everyone doing?

00:14:03I will just leave the check right here whenever you're ready.

00:14:09Shit.

00:14:09Sorry, ma'am.

00:14:23Your card was declined.

00:14:26Um, try this one.

00:14:31Still declined, ma'am.

00:14:36Still declined, ma'am.

00:14:37God, fucking stupid bank!

00:14:39I'm just gonna call my dad, and he will sort this out.

00:14:44Oh, my God.

00:14:52Fuck!

00:15:05I have it.

00:15:06I have it.

00:15:07I have another card.

00:15:08Try this one.

00:15:15Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.

00:15:20Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.

00:15:25Still declined, ma'am.

00:15:26What?

00:15:27No, it has to be your machine!

00:15:28Maybe we should just split the bill?

00:15:30But the wine alone was like two grand a bottle.

00:15:32That's more than my monthly rent.

00:15:34I'm just going to run to the washroom.

00:15:37What am I going to do?

00:15:40Settle the bill on that table for me, will you?

00:15:44Thanks.

00:15:48Ma'am, your bill's settled.

00:15:50What?

00:15:51I guess Ryan must have called in and paid the bill.

00:15:55Let's go, John.

00:16:03Is Kathleen actually Mr. McGuire's fiancé?

00:16:08Seems really weird that none of her cards worked last night.

00:16:11What do you think, Mary?

00:16:11I don't know.

00:16:13Maybe there was some kind of mistake or something?

00:16:16Sorry, everyone.

00:16:18I, uh, left way too early yesterday.

00:16:21Kathleen, let me pay you back for the bill.

00:16:23Didn't Catherine say that Ryan had already paid for it?

00:16:26Um, I had a little issue with one of my cards, but one of them went through.

00:16:31Thanks, though.

00:16:31No worries.

00:16:33I, uh, I should have taken care of that.

00:16:35And sent.

00:16:38Yes!

00:16:39Free money!

00:16:41Ugh, McGuire's fucking blind.

00:16:44I swear.

00:16:45Shit.

00:17:01So, she's the real heiress to the Foden family.

00:17:04Catherine Foden, David's fiancé.

00:17:06Better not reveal this yet.

00:17:08If I play my cards right, she might end things with David herself.

00:17:15All right, everyone.

00:17:19The presentation on the next project is coming up soon.

00:17:21Now, I expect everything to go smooth and flawless.

00:17:24You got it?

00:17:31I can't let that bitch beat me.

00:17:34I need her slides.

00:17:37Hey, Catherine.

00:17:39It's afternoon tea Wednesday.

00:17:42Isn't it your turn to go get everyone some sweets?

00:17:46Yes, I've been craving macarons.

00:17:48Especially the pistachio ones.

00:17:50And bubble tea for the chowdhours?

00:17:51Catherine, can you get some?

00:17:52Lose some weight, guys.

00:17:54You just ate chocolate and you had a milk chicken hour ago.

00:17:57Whoa, how can someone be stingy and fat-shaming at the same time?

00:18:08Catherine.

00:18:09It's MG's house rules for the interns to go get the co-workers' teas.

00:18:14Don't know, don't care.

00:18:16I would get MG to make money, not spend it on your cheap days.

00:18:20Oh my god, you can't even afford bubble tea?

00:18:24Maybe I should tell Mr. McGuire so he doesn't just hire any cheap losers.

00:18:29Stay calm, Kate.

00:18:30It's not worth it.

00:18:31Just do it.

00:18:33Dad is going to pair you with some rich asshole if you get fired.

00:18:37Fine.

00:18:39I'll go get it for you.

00:18:40Okay.

00:18:40It's her again.

00:19:08Second time's the charm, David.

00:19:09Don't screw this up.

00:19:10Nice sketches you got there.

00:19:17Oh, jeez.

00:19:34Thanks.

00:19:35Just something for presentation tomorrow.

00:19:37Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.

00:19:38I just couldn't help but notice your work's inspired by Milton Glaser.

00:19:43Wait, you know about him?

00:19:44Yeah, of course.

00:19:46Eye-catching, psychedelic-inspired work, right?

00:19:49That's what you're going for?

00:19:50Yeah.

00:19:51Gosh.

00:20:00He looks.

00:20:02He looks.

00:20:02Focus, Kate.

00:20:12You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.

00:20:14Here.

00:20:15Wow.

00:20:15That's exactly what I was aiming for.

00:20:22Thanks.

00:20:24You're welcome.

00:20:25What's taking you so long, Catherine?

00:20:33The presentation is today.

00:20:34Wait, what?

00:20:35Catherine, the next time you decide to take a long walk during work hours, don't bother coming

00:20:49back.

00:20:50Sorry, the line was long and I thought the present...

00:20:52Save it.

00:20:52Yes, you'd better have something great for this presentation or the boss will shit-can you

00:20:56himself.

00:20:57He's watching.

00:20:58All right.

00:21:01It's time.

00:21:02Kathleen, why don't you come up here and show us what you've got?

00:21:06Okay.

00:21:08For our sustainability project, we will have...

00:21:13Wait a minute.

00:21:16That's my design.

00:21:24And that is my presentation.

00:21:26Thank you guys so much.

00:21:28You stole my idea.

00:21:29That's a bold accusation.

00:21:30What proof do you have of that?

00:21:32Right here.

00:21:33Picture for picture and word for word.

00:21:35Who even are you to accuse me?

00:21:38What, like, corn or gas college should you go to?

00:21:41Yeah.

00:21:42Why should we believe anything you say?

00:21:44Who do you have to sleep with to get this internship anyway?

00:21:46You people are vile.

00:21:48You're just jealous because I'm better than you.

00:21:50Yeah.

00:21:51I'm getting you fired for plagiarism.

00:21:56I know who's telling the truth.

00:22:05Ryan, please take care of that.

00:22:12It was Catherine's idea, not the arranged fiance.

00:22:14I think you can just order me around, David.

00:22:19Think again.

00:22:20I heard from David, our boss, that Kate ran the ideas by him a couple days ago.

00:22:30See guys, I told you, she's lying.

00:22:32Not you.

00:22:33I meant Kathleen.

00:22:34I'm not sure where you get your ideas from, Catherine, but David sure didn't mention you.

00:22:47Clean the toilets for a week, Catherine.

00:22:50What?

00:22:51That's your punishment for lying to everyone.

00:22:52Fucking believable.

00:22:53And as for you, Kathleen, you will meet a prominent Italian designer, Niccolo Constellini,

00:22:59and show him your designs.

00:23:00MG is counting on you for this new deal.

00:23:02I would just die to meet Niccolo Constellini.

00:23:05You're so lucky.

00:23:06You know what?

00:23:07I'm pretty sure you can tag along.

00:23:09No big deal.

00:23:10You probably don't even know who Niccolo is.

00:23:12As if you're going.

00:23:14Mind your own business, you thief.

00:23:16Yeah, go clean your toilets, loser.

00:23:18She might be, she's a fraud.

00:23:35Hey dad.

00:23:36Oh, I'm good.

00:23:39Okay.

00:23:40Oh my god though, dad.

00:23:42I'm about to meet this like, super famous Italian designer.

00:23:46Oh my god, I feel like I'm going to be rich and famous soon and own that limo that you

00:23:50drive your boss around in.

00:23:51Yeah, and also, oh my god, I think my boss, David, I think he's like kind of into me.

00:23:56Her dad is a limo driver.

00:23:58Guess you are not the rich girl everyone thinks you are.

00:24:02I had this like, English designer when I was little, you know, to like design all my clothes.

00:24:13Seriously?

00:24:14I bet she gets her nails done at the dollar store.

00:24:17Yeah.

00:24:18I had like, Barbie dresses, Gucci belts.

00:24:22Here, do you want to see a picture?

00:24:24Yeah.

00:24:25Why don't you take everyone to go meet Niccolo in your limo, Kate?

00:24:29I mean, I'm sure they'd love to see that grand entrance again.

00:24:32Oh yeah, can we?

00:24:33Can we please, Kate?

00:24:34Please, I've never even taken a photo in a limo.

00:24:39Sure.

00:24:40I mean, yeah.

00:24:42Yeah.

00:24:43Let me just go call my driver real quick and I will see where he's at.

00:25:04Dad, I need you to pick me up with the limo.

00:25:07What?

00:25:08I'm at work, honey.

00:25:09My boss needs a car in an hour.

00:25:11I don't care, Dad.

00:25:12I can't let my co-workers know that I don't own the car.

00:25:14I need you to pick me up right now or I swear to God I'm going to jump off this building.

00:25:28Okay, everyone.

00:25:29My car will be here shortly.

00:25:31Let's start packing up.

00:25:32You're the best, Kate.

00:25:34Katherine, be the warehouse peasant today.

00:25:37Take those to Niccolo's.

00:25:39What?

00:25:40No!

00:25:41She's not coming with us!

00:25:42Ew!

00:25:43I'm so sorry, Kate, but we're short staffed today.

00:25:45She'll be a good little doggy.

00:25:47I'll make sure of it.

00:25:48Are we in the car?

00:25:49No!

00:25:50I'm so sorry.

00:25:51I'm sorry.

00:25:52I'm sorry.

00:25:53I'm sorry.

00:25:54I'm sorry.

00:25:56I'm sorry.

00:25:57I'm sorry.

00:25:58I'm sorry.

00:25:59I'm sorry.

00:26:01What's wrong with you?

00:26:02Is that Paul?

00:26:10Dad's driver.

00:26:17Don't recognize me, Paul.

00:26:19Please.

00:26:32Kate, do you want to go and talk with your old man?

00:26:37My dad's not going to be here today.

00:26:41Paul, you got it wrong.

00:26:44Let's get going, girls.

00:26:54I wish I could slap your daughter for you, Paul.

00:27:02No way.

00:27:13Is she picking up my trash?

00:27:15I threw that out weeks ago.

00:27:19Wow, Kate.

00:27:21You're such a cute kid.

00:27:24Yeah, I know.

00:27:25Everyone says so.

00:27:26Wait, but the girl in this picture has brown hair.

00:27:29Does she kind of look snake?

00:27:33I...

00:27:38I, uh...

00:27:39She must have died it.

00:27:40Oh, yeah.

00:27:41I died a blonde a few years back.

00:27:43It seems to be better, honestly.

00:27:50My new business.

00:27:59Let's see how you handle this one.

00:28:03Sorry, guys.

00:28:07My boss needs the car.

00:28:09You'll need to get an Uber or something.

00:28:13Must be my dad.

00:28:15He's, like, super busy.

00:28:17We'll get another car.

00:28:19Chop, chop.

00:28:20What the hell are you doing, Dad?

00:28:21What am I going to tell my co-workers?

00:28:22Why are you keeping this up, Kate?

00:28:23We're not even rich.

00:28:24I need a sports car, okay?

00:28:25I don't care how you get it.

00:28:26Just do it.

00:28:27I don't care how you get it.

00:28:28Just do it.

00:28:29That's ridiculous.

00:28:30I can't afford that.

00:28:31It's tough enough trying to make money.

00:28:32Sell your blood or something, Dad.

00:28:33Or take a bunch of stuff from your boss's house and sell it.

00:28:34I'm sure he's much of useless, pricey stuff laying around.

00:28:36I'm sure he's much of useless, pricey stuff laying around.

00:28:37I have no idea.

00:28:38You cost me a whole lot.

00:28:39I don't care how much money is.

00:28:40You can buy a gold cash.

00:28:41You don't know what they're doing.

00:28:42I know.

00:28:43Do you have a car or a gold card?

00:28:44You have a gold card.

00:28:45You can see my car.

00:28:46They do, and I have to buy a little more expensive than I have to buy this.

00:28:47I have too many things that I need to buy this.

00:28:49That's what you're going to buy.

00:28:51No.

00:28:52And you're just getting a car.

00:28:53I need a sports car, okay?

00:28:54I don't care how you get it.

00:28:57Just do it.

00:28:58That's ridiculous.

00:28:59I can't afford that.

00:29:00It's tough enough trying to make money.

00:29:02Sell your blood or something, Dad.

00:29:04Or take a bunch of stuff from your boss's house and sell it.

00:29:05okay guys my uber lux is almost here maybe you should call miss mcguire kate i'm sure

00:29:32he'll send us a car

00:29:48the heat is killing us is mr mcguire coming or not come on kate we're gonna be late for mr

00:29:55costellini's appointment shut up damn it i don't have david's number in my phone

00:30:09okay okay ryan is gonna come pick us up david is way too busy right now

00:30:25hello all right all right i'll uh i'll be right there what's up your fiance is in trouble sir

00:30:52they were on their way to the appointment with nicolo costellini and got stuck on the road

00:30:56i'm gonna go help them out all right then

00:30:59i'll come with you

00:31:12mary will drive the rest of you kathleen and katherine can ride with us

00:31:24i don't think that you've met your fiancee yet kathleen

00:31:39kathleen david oh we've met i'm not really interested in our arranged marriage kathleen

00:31:44i think you should talk to your father miss phoned about it

00:31:48wait david is the fiancee dad set up for me

00:31:51shit are you kidding me i mean in this day and age i just don't really see the point do you

00:31:59so she was pretending to be me and she's not the boss's fiancee

00:32:04wow kathleen you are the dumbest bitch i've ever seen

00:32:20i need to talk to you kathleen hi uh can i borrow you for a second

00:32:33look i know you're gonna ask why did he lie about the presentation ideas

00:32:50he knew they were mine he just lied to protect his kathleen that's all that's not fair it was my work

00:32:57and i wouldn't be carrying all these clothes if it was he's he's a calculating man kathleen

00:33:03you should be careful around him

00:33:13one of them is a deceitful bastard i can't trust either of them

00:33:20thanks for the reminder ryan i appreciate it

00:33:26thanks for the reminder

00:33:31i appreciate it

00:33:33thanks

00:33:35thanks

00:33:37thanks

00:33:39thanks

00:33:41thanks

00:33:43thanks

00:33:45thanks

00:33:47thanks

00:33:49thanks

00:33:51thanks

00:33:53thanks

00:33:55It's so good to meet the mastermind himself.

00:34:03Mr. Constellini, you are truly an inspiration.

00:34:07It's great to have a MG here.

00:34:10Mary.

00:34:11How are you?

00:34:13Oh, we're wonderful.

00:34:15Thank you very much.

00:34:16We actually had some designs we wanted to show you.

00:34:19Kathleen, would you want to show Niccolo those slides you had?

00:34:23Oh, you drew inspiration from Milton Glaser.

00:34:33Are you familiar with his famous New York designs?

00:34:36Oh, yeah.

00:34:38Totally.

00:34:39The whole big apple, you know, like the apple theme.

00:34:43I thought I told Ryan to sort this out.

00:34:54Why is she still presenting?

00:35:00Kathleen, please.

00:35:02Jonah's over here for a moment.

00:35:04Time to save this idiot again.

00:35:06David's such a jerk.

00:35:09Kathleen, please.

00:35:26Why did you steal a cabbage idea?

00:35:29I...

00:35:31I just, I just like paid her to help me.

00:35:35She needed the money.

00:35:36Okay, I get it.

00:35:37But enough.

00:35:40Hey.

00:35:42Do you want to grab dinner after this?

00:35:44Just you and me?

00:35:46No.

00:35:47We are not doing this.

00:35:49This bitch has to go.

00:35:51You are in for a surprise, big guy.

00:36:16You are in for a surprise, big guy.

00:36:22Have fun.

00:36:23Now to get Kathleen in there with him.

00:36:25Then, Katherine's all mine.

00:36:27Oh, Foden heiress, here I come.

00:36:35Have fun.

00:36:36Now to get Kathleen in there with him.

00:36:38Then, Katherine's all mine.

00:36:40Oh, Foden heiress, here I come.

00:36:43Hey Katherine, David's looking for you down that hall.

00:36:53Hmm.

00:36:54Him again?

00:36:56Alright, lead the way.

00:37:06Hello?

00:37:07What are you doing?

00:37:08Let me out, you bitch!

00:37:11Fucking setting me up again.

00:37:17David?

00:37:20David?

00:37:25Are you, are you okay?

00:37:26What's going on?

00:37:27Katherine.

00:37:30You know, I didn't know these old ideas, Kathleen, for money.

00:37:33I even had my son up for you at the beginning.

00:37:35You were trying to help me?

00:37:38Yes, I hope I didn't ruin your deal with Kathleen.

00:37:40Ryan, where are you from?

00:37:46I don't know what I do, but I feel really, really hot.

00:37:53Are you drugged?

00:37:54What's going on?

00:38:03David, you have a fiance.

00:38:04I don't care.

00:38:05I feel nothing for her anyways.

00:38:07I never want her in my marriage marriage.

00:38:09I need you, Katherine.

00:38:11David, you're delirious.

00:38:13Who knows if you're telling the truth.

00:38:15Look at me.

00:38:16I mean when I say this.

00:38:18You should be my fiance.

00:38:20Maybe I'll play along.

00:38:22Make him regret it later.

00:38:24How much do you make me?

00:38:27A lot.

00:38:28A lot.

00:38:30A lot.

00:38:31A lot.

00:38:32A lot.

00:38:34A lot.

00:38:35A lot.

00:38:36A lot.

00:38:37A lot.

00:38:38A lot.

00:38:39A lot.

00:38:40A lot.

00:38:41A lot.

00:38:42A lot.

00:38:43I don't need any of those things.

00:39:13It's just a one-time thing.

00:39:16Cold and fearless.

00:39:18Love it.

00:39:22Guess what?

00:39:23I totally locked Katherine in the janitor's closet.

00:39:26You did what?

00:39:27Yeah.

00:39:28Whatever.

00:39:29Have you seen David?

00:39:30I need to talk to him ASAP.

00:39:32For fuck's sake.

00:39:33Okay.

00:39:34I know you're not the real heiress, alright?

00:39:37But if you play along, I will make sure that you end up as David's wife.

00:39:41Deal?

00:39:43Yeah.

00:39:57Oh, where have you been?

00:40:01Oh, where have you been?

00:40:13I've been looking for you everywhere.

00:40:15David asked to see me.

00:40:16Are you trying to seduce the CEO, Catherine?

00:40:18How very shameless of you.

00:40:21No.

00:40:22Guys, look at this.

00:40:25I think Catherine might be like an escort or something.

00:40:29Oh, my gosh, Catherine.

00:40:31Are you serious?

00:40:32No.

00:40:33Ew.

00:40:34Gross.

00:40:34The peasant is hooking up with the CEO for money.

00:40:37No, I...

00:40:37No one can save you now, you whore.

00:40:41I can't believe you would do this to my fiancé.

00:40:45David is not your fiancé.

00:40:52You don't even have any money, Kathleen.

00:40:55Stop pretending.

00:40:57And you do?

00:40:58She's, like, trying to steal my fiancé and my identity.

00:41:04Someone get her out of here.

00:41:06You are a poison at this company.

00:41:08I'll call up his father and see to it myself.

00:41:11Did someone say they're getting my father involved?

00:41:13Mary, let her go.

00:41:14Let you go for good.

00:41:15Oh, Mr. McGuire, I wasn't.

00:41:17You know what?

00:41:18What I do is none of your concern.

00:41:20My engagement with Catherine is nothing but a business transaction.

00:41:23I do not love her.

00:41:24I never have.

00:41:25I never will.

00:41:26My personal life is nobody's business.

00:41:37You guys can stay out of it.

00:41:39Of course, Mr. McGuire.

00:41:41We...

00:41:41You're getting demoted, Mary.

00:41:43I don't even know how you got your position in the first place.

00:41:46And you call your father right now and figure it out.

00:41:49Do not make me do it for you.

00:41:50Let's go.

00:41:56What are you staring at?

00:41:57Let's get back to work.

00:42:05Ryan, your plan is shit.

00:42:08David is totally trying to get rid of me now.

00:42:10Thank you for earlier.

00:42:15That's the least I could do.

00:42:17After I had fucked you over last time.

00:42:19Aren't you the hero?

00:42:21Wait.

00:42:22What did you mean when you said Catherine doesn't have any money?

00:42:25Is your family business going through some trouble?

00:42:27Uh, no.

00:42:28Look, I'm just friends with her father, really.

00:42:36I kind of want to reject the whole contract marriage thing.

00:42:39But I'd still help him if he needed a place.

00:42:43So...

00:42:43Maybe he does have a good heart.

00:42:49Just give some friendly advice.

00:43:06Don't trust people too easily.

00:43:08Oh, yeah.

00:43:11I think I should back off.

00:43:12I don't know.

00:43:17I don't know.

00:43:19You're going to pay for that, scum?

00:43:32I don't have a...

00:43:34Any money?

00:43:35Yeah.

00:43:35No shit.

00:43:41Oops.

00:43:43Clean that up.

00:43:43Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?

00:43:52Let me ask my fiancé.

00:43:54Stop bullying people, Catherine.

00:43:59Stop bullying people, Catherine.

00:44:01Are you okay?

00:44:02Oh, my God.

00:44:03If it isn't the thieving escort from the peasantry.

00:44:07You're so lucky my fiancé saved you.

00:44:10So, your fiancé, the CEO who said he doesn't love you?

00:44:14That one?

00:44:15Whatever.

00:44:18Are you okay?

00:44:19Yes.

00:44:25You're good?

00:44:26You're sure?

00:44:31Sorry.

00:44:32I'm late for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?

00:44:34Okay.

00:44:35Okay.

00:44:36Okay.

00:44:37Okay.

00:44:54Leave your desk, you little bitch.

00:44:56Just leave.

00:45:07I'm going to delete all your stupid little designs.

00:45:26Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?

00:45:29Let me ask my fiancé.

00:45:31Sorry.

00:45:32Okay.

00:45:32I'm there for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?

00:45:40Now that looks more like a voting heiress.

00:45:42Okay.

00:45:43Okay.

00:45:44Let go of me, janitor.

00:45:51Gave you that fancy suit.

00:45:54Oh my gosh.

00:45:55Did Kate just call Mrs. John McGuire a janitor?

00:46:01What's gotten into her?

00:46:08Does she still want to be Mrs. McGuire?

00:46:10Who the hell is he?

00:46:12Mr. John McGuire, what brings you in today?

00:46:16I just want to see how my son's running things and if there are any pests that need removing.

00:46:22Shit.

00:46:23Is that David's father?

00:46:25Dad, what are you doing here?

00:46:31Is this your fiancé, David?

00:46:33I mean, you're the one who arranged it.

00:46:36I'm calling off the Foden-McGuire engagement right now.

00:46:39You're a disgrace to the Foden name, Kate.

00:46:42I'm calling your father to end this.

00:46:45My dad can't show up here.

00:46:58He'll expose everything.

00:47:00Mr. McGuire, why not give Kate another chance?

00:47:05Everyone makes mistakes.

00:47:08It's you from earlier.

00:47:12Does she really not care about me?

00:47:15me. Why is she defending her? Dad, come on. Let her prove herself. Heck, I'll even take

00:47:24her on a date. A date? What is he trying to pull?

00:47:38Okay, everyone. Back to work.

00:47:45Want to go on a date with me, Catherine?

00:48:09I've always wanted to own my own company, you know? But David's dad insists that I

00:48:15learned the ropes. I mean, I was the captain of my football team all through college.

00:48:21Mm-hmm.

00:48:22You know, like, that isn't enough to run a company. And David? Man, son of a bitch only

00:48:28stabbed you in the back.

00:48:30Really? How so?

00:48:32Well, you know he's not serious about the engagement, right? David just likes to, you know, like,

00:48:38play the field. He doesn't want to settle down.

00:48:41Okay.

00:48:44Okay. I know you're the real Kate, though, Catherine. I know who you are. But I'm willing to keep

00:48:52your secret under one condition.

00:48:55And what's that?

00:48:58I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition.

00:49:02And what's that?

00:49:04Marry me, sweetie. I'll give you everything you want, and I'll help you break off this

00:49:08engagement.

00:49:09Or, I could just tell David everything you did. How you told everyone that the fake Kate

00:49:16had the real design. How you drugged David? Yeah, I know about that. You can't fool me with

00:49:23your little bullshit act. I'm out of here.

00:49:28Wait!

00:49:28What are you doing with Catherine?

00:49:41Um, you didn't know. We've been together for a while now.

00:49:46What?

00:49:49We've been together for a while now.

00:49:52What?

00:49:53Better not keep your girl waiting.

00:49:57Let's go.

00:49:58Yes, Dad?

00:50:03David, how's it going with the Foden girl?

00:50:05Oh, yeah. Everything is, uh, just fine.

00:50:08Good. No need for me to call William, then. Let's announce your engagement at the next press

00:50:12conference.

00:50:13Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's... let's do it.

00:50:19And that will be all on our latest financial quarter. Does anybody have any questions?

00:50:24Yes.

00:50:25Mr. McGuire, is it true you're engaged?

00:50:27Yes, I am, actually. I am engaged to the heiress of the Foden family. Allow me to introduce

00:50:33Ms. Kate Foden.

00:50:37Mr. McGuire, sorry to interrupt. Ms. Foden, your father's been in a car accident.

00:50:42Come on. Come on. Come on. Where are all the drivers?

00:51:00Come on. Get in.

00:51:01Are you okay, Catherine? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Why?

00:51:19Because you seem more worried than William's daughter.

00:51:25Oh, my gosh, David. I'm, like, so devastated. I just don't, like, show it, you know?

00:51:33Just please get me to my dad.

00:51:40Can you hurry up, please?

00:51:42I'm looking for William Foden. He's in the ICU.

00:51:48Listen, guys, William is in critical condition. We are running low on blood in this hospital. Is anyone here blood type A?

00:51:57She's the daughter, Hannah. Take hers.

00:52:00Um, I'm not sure if I can.

00:52:02It can't be a relative unless they're type O.

00:52:03Shit. Both Ryan and I are type B.

00:52:05I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:07I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:09I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:11I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:13I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:15I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:17I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:19What are you doing?

00:52:21I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:23I'm type O. Use mine.

00:52:27We need the blood.

00:52:29Now, Dr. Freeman, the patient's losing too much of it.

00:52:31Take her to the lab.

00:52:48Thank you, Catherine, for saving William. I mean...

00:52:51He's my father.

00:52:55What?

00:52:57I'm the real Kate Foden.

00:52:59The heiress.

00:53:01You're supposed to be my fiance, David.

00:53:03There. He said it.

00:53:11Good news, guys.

00:53:13Mr. Foden is reacting well.

00:53:15He's stable.

00:53:17I don't want to hear it.

00:53:29I don't want to hear it.

00:53:33Dad?

00:53:35I'm okay.

00:53:37Kate.

00:53:39It's so good to see you.

00:53:41I'm so worried.

00:53:43Thank you for taking care of you, David.

00:53:50What's wrong?

00:53:52You guys not getting along?

00:53:55No.

00:53:56David here almost married the wrong fiance.

00:54:01How's that even possible?

00:54:02It was a huge misunderstanding.

00:54:04But mostly my fault.

00:54:05But don't worry, Mr. Foden.

00:54:07We'll take good care of her.

00:54:14Just when I thought you were against the whole arranged marriage thing.

00:54:17Not anymore.

00:54:20I think I've fallen in love with her.

00:54:37Kate.

00:54:42Let me take you on a proper date.

00:54:44We don't have to rush into marriage, but...

00:54:46Are you able to give me another chance?

00:54:50Why would I do that after everything that's happened?

00:54:52Because I'm a man of my word.

00:54:54I promise to do right by you this time.

00:54:57I mean, who knows?

00:54:58You might fall for me, too.

00:55:01Okay.

00:55:02That overconfidence is not going to get you anywhere.

00:55:09I'm taking that as a yes.

00:55:14Name a food that you don't like.

00:55:18Pineapple on pizza.

00:55:19Why?

00:55:21I'm getting that for dinner.

00:55:25You are a brutal woman.

00:55:26Calgary project.

00:55:28It's just the beginning day.

00:55:52I'm sorry.

00:55:53Do you have any brains left, Catherine?

00:55:58You're going to pay for that this time.

00:56:02Mary, will you ever learn?

00:56:04Or are you just some dumb bitch?

00:56:06What did you say to me?

00:56:07Oh, I'm so getting you fired for this.

00:56:10Try it.

00:56:11What do you have in your pocket anyway?

00:56:13Some rich guy?

00:56:14Like you'll ever know.

00:56:15Oh.

00:56:17You're fired, Mary.

00:56:19Get the fuck out of my office.

00:56:22Mr. McGuire, I, um...

00:56:27Mr. McGuire, I, uh...

00:56:30Kate?

00:56:31Can you talk to your fiancee for me here?

00:56:34What's that got to do with me?

00:56:37Um, you've been bullying Catherine since the day she got here.

00:56:41Are you serious?

00:56:42I've done all of this for you.

00:56:44How could you say that?

00:56:45Okay, I can.

00:56:46Enough.

00:56:47Kathleen Davis, you are also fired from per se and Kate phone and fooling me to think you're going to be a good one.

00:56:50Kate phone and fooling me to think you're my fiancee.

00:56:53What?

00:56:55She's not the phone and heiress?

00:56:57Kathleen's been lying this entire time.

00:56:59Wait, wait, wait.

00:57:00You mean you're not Mr. McGuire's fiancee?

00:57:04I have done all of this for you, you bloody bitch!

00:57:08Okay, security!

00:57:09What the fuck?

00:57:10Get the body!

00:57:11Look who's the peasant now.

00:57:15Okay everybody, show's over. Get back to work.

00:57:18Anything I can help you with, Mr. McGuire?

00:57:33Pineapple and pizza.

00:57:34How about I take you out?

00:57:35It took place right now.

00:57:36Oh.

00:57:37I thought you backed out.

00:57:38I never said that.

00:57:39I just need a minute to address her palate.

00:57:40Damn.

00:57:41Is Catherine the actual Kate Foden?

00:57:42They do seem close together, huh?

00:57:43Mr. McGuire, our database just went down. Our servers have been hacked.

00:57:49Mr. McGuire, someone has leaked their designs and put them all over social media.

00:57:50Our stock market price tanked, what do we do?

00:57:51What do we do?

00:57:52Oh, I hate that.

00:57:53I have never seen this.

00:57:54I know.

00:57:55I am.

00:57:56It's all safe.

00:57:57I can't do this.

00:57:58I'm not.

00:57:59I'm not.

00:58:00I'm not.

00:58:01I'm not.

00:58:02I am.

00:58:03I'm not.

00:58:04I'm not.

00:58:05I'm not.

00:58:06I'm not.

00:58:07I'm not.

00:58:08I'm not.

00:58:09I'm not.

00:58:10I'm not.

00:58:11I'm not.

00:58:12I'm not.

00:58:13I'm not.

00:58:14I'm not.

00:58:15I'm not.

00:58:16I'm not.

00:58:17I'm not.

00:58:18I'm not.

00:58:19Okay, okay, everybody calm down. We'll handle this. I'm gonna call the PR manager right away.

00:58:26Wait, sweetie. Why do I recognize that?

00:58:32Dave! Dave, you need to see this.

00:58:35What is it?

00:58:36I managed to find the account that's been leaking our data.

00:58:39I'll get IT to trace it.

00:58:41No need. I recognize the handle. It's Ryan.

00:58:44What?

00:58:45He's been calling me Sweetie and using the initials KF in all his posts.

00:58:50That bastard.

00:58:51If we backtrace the IP...

00:58:57Kate, you're actually a genius. I don't even know what to say.

00:59:01Don't say anything. I know exactly where he is.

00:59:06I'll get the calls involved.

00:59:08Hold on. I have a better plan.

00:59:15Oh my god. Ryan, where are you?

00:59:21You have no idea what David's doing to me right now.

00:59:25Whoa, Catherine? What's going on, sweetie?

00:59:29I want out. I'm the real heiress, okay?

00:59:31Let's screw David over and start fresh.

00:59:33I want to help you build your empire.

00:59:35Oh my god. Ryan, where are you?

00:59:37Oh my god. Ryan, where are you?

00:59:39Oh my god. Ryan, where are you?

00:59:41You have no idea what David's doing to me right now.

00:59:43Whoa. Catherine?

00:59:45What's going on, sweetie?

00:59:47I want out. I'm the real heiress, okay?

00:59:49Let's screw David over and start fresh.

00:59:51I want to help you build your empire.

00:59:55Of course.

00:59:57Okay, but first, we need to hit him more it hurts.

01:00:00There's a black box in his office that carries all his dirty little secrets.

01:00:05But to get to it, you need to bypass the lasers.

01:00:09And you have to do it naked.

01:00:11Do you think you can handle that?

01:00:13Of course.

01:00:15I'll do fucking anything, Catherine.

01:00:19I hate David.

01:00:23That's why I hacked into MG. It turned his stock to shit.

01:00:27Good. Make it happen.

01:00:29And then it's beaches and martinis for us.

01:00:39Wow.

01:00:41I'm a little hurt by your insults.

01:00:43Learn how to take a hit.

01:00:45Big guy.

01:00:47Guy's back.

01:00:53Just when I thought I hired Brooklyn's to work for me.

01:00:57I expect them to be my own family, too.

01:00:59Give it up, Ryan.

01:01:01It's over.

01:01:03We got it all on tape.

01:01:05Just when I thought of how everyone wants to work for me, I didn't expect them to be my own family too.

01:01:12Give it up, Ryan. It's over. We got it all on tape.

01:01:17I have no idea what you thought.

01:01:19We got you by the balls this time.

01:01:21I hate David. That's why I acted to MG and turned his stock to shit.

01:01:26I'll do anything. I'll do anything. Just don't, don't, don't.

01:01:30Sweetie, you're going to jail.

01:01:35It's over, Ryan. It's over, Ryan.

01:01:40Bye, Ryan.

01:01:50You know I have Italian blood in here, right?

01:01:52Really? I thought you were just an uncultured swine.

01:01:54This is basically a big fuck you to my ancestors.

01:01:57Hey, I didn't force you to.

01:02:05Nope.

01:02:10This is actually kind of good.

01:02:13See? You just gotta try it.

01:02:15Catherine Foden, I haven't asked you this before, but I should have known a long time ago.

01:02:22Now they know it's really you.

01:02:24Will you marry me?

01:02:29Yes.

01:02:30Yes.

01:02:31I prefer the name of Cupid.

01:02:36I bet it's even at the open edge.

01:02:37Let's go.

01:02:38I prefer the name of Cupid.

01:02:39I bet it's even at the open edge.

01:02:41Let's go.

01:02:43I prefer the name of Cupid.

01:02:50I bet it's even at the open edge.

01:02:52Let's go.

01:02:55Let's go.

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