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00:00:30Oh, Dad.

00:00:40Hello?

00:00:42Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.

00:00:45I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.

00:00:49So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.

00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.

00:00:59I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.

00:01:02I'm going to lose my virginity to him.

00:01:05You know, I want to surprise him.

00:01:07What?

00:01:08But you can't.

00:01:09I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.

00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.

00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.

00:01:16This is bad.

00:01:20You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.

00:01:22She's going to be very unhappy about this.

00:01:32Come on, Lexi.

00:01:33So, girls, what are we going to do for a break today?

00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.

00:01:55But this is the big 1-8.

00:01:59I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.

00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special.

00:02:06So, what's something we've never done before?

00:02:10Mushrooms?

00:02:11No, not like that.

00:02:12Like something nice.

00:02:14Like maybe a trip.

00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?

00:02:18No.

00:02:21Sorry, Sue.

00:02:22I have a date.

00:02:23Oh, so do I.

00:02:26Sorry, Sue.

00:02:27Don't worry, Sue.

00:02:28We'll figure it out.

00:02:42Oh, flowers.

00:02:43Are these from you?

00:02:44Yeah, sure.

00:02:46Here you go.

00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.

00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.

00:02:54I guess, um, you still make me nervous.

00:03:00Oh, Jake.

00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.

00:03:08Uh, no, Jake, not yet.

00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.

00:03:14The best night of my life.

00:03:15It will be.

00:03:16I promise.

00:03:18It'll always be amazing.

00:03:19With you and me.

00:03:21Together.

00:03:22Jake, no, I have to go.

00:03:32I have to work on my art project.

00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken more math.

00:03:42Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?

00:03:45The Saturday?

00:03:46Of course.

00:03:47Thanks.

00:03:52Okay, bye.

00:04:05Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:04:07Oh, baby, you're so hot.

00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.

00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.

00:04:13Yeah.

00:04:13What was your name again?

00:04:14Rod.

00:04:15Sex God.

00:04:16Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.

00:04:26You're right, I bet.

00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?

00:04:38Oh, no.

00:04:39Does not compute.

00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.

00:04:43Oh, huh.

00:04:48Hi.

00:04:51When did you get home?

00:04:52So, is it true?

00:04:54Yes, it is.

00:04:56It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.

00:04:59I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead of him, so I just think it's the right time.

00:05:11Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.

00:05:16On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday, like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even like our 29th, 8th, maybe.

00:05:27Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:36I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:39But Cheryl, Sue is right.

00:05:48We do always do something special on our birthday.

00:05:52Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?

00:05:56It's not Jake.

00:05:58It's the male ideal.

00:05:59Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.

00:06:05Right.

00:06:07Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:06:09I mean, it kind of sucks.

00:06:10I'm not really an artist.

00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?

00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.

00:06:18And I'm just not ready yet.

00:06:20I'm waiting for a sign.

00:06:22And then I'll know it's right.

00:06:24Look, I can go either way.

00:06:26I mean, I'm fine with just 69.

00:06:2979, anal.

00:06:31I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.

00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.

00:06:39But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.

00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.

00:06:51Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?

00:06:55To church to pray for you.

00:06:57I want to be first in line.

00:06:58I'm getting this.

00:07:01Yeah, me too.

00:07:02Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

00:07:15It has been four days since my last confession.

00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.

00:07:19Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.

00:07:31I mean, not me.

00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.

00:07:34I've never even seen a guy's...

00:07:38Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.

00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.

00:07:47But there was nothing there.

00:07:48Okay, so it's about my friends.

00:07:53My best friends.

00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.

00:07:58Okay.

00:08:00Third base.

00:08:01What?

00:08:03No.

00:08:03Like, sex.

00:08:05Like, intercourse?

00:08:06With boys, they barely even know.

00:08:08I mean, they really need us intervention.

00:08:10If you know what I mean.

00:08:12All the way.

00:08:13Go all the way.

00:08:16Woody?

00:08:17What?

00:08:19Ah!

00:08:21How could you do so?

00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.

00:08:28What?

00:08:29Yes.

00:08:36Yes.

00:08:37Run.

00:08:38Run.

00:08:39Home route.

00:08:41Ah.

00:08:42Damn it.

00:08:44Oh, fucking Yankees.

00:08:48Sorry.

00:08:49Sorry.

00:08:49Sue, it is 1 p.m.

00:09:16Would you have a little consideration?

00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.

00:09:20Jeez.

00:09:21Can you guys please keep it down?

00:09:24I have an announcement to make.

00:09:26I want to do it.

00:09:28Do you hear me?

00:09:29I want to do it.

00:09:32This weekend.

00:09:33On our birthday.

00:09:35Do what?

00:09:38It.

00:09:39Screw.

00:09:40You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.

00:09:43You know, shagging.

00:09:45Fucking.

00:09:48You do.

00:09:50But what about all your religious stuff?

00:09:53And what about your sign from heaven?

00:09:55Oh, I got a sign at church.

00:09:58Really?

00:09:59Well, okay, great.

00:10:03We're all in then.

00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.

00:10:08Right?

00:10:10Right.

00:10:11I'll start making the shopping list.

00:10:23Hey, Frank.

00:10:25Hi, Sue.

00:10:28Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.

00:10:30I don't know.

00:10:31Do you think he'd even have fun?

00:10:32Yeah.

00:10:33He's blind.

00:10:34Blind people can do everything regular people can do.

00:10:37Wait, wait, Frank.

00:10:44Hey.

00:10:45Um, I was wondering.

00:10:46We're throwing this party tomorrow night.

00:10:49It's for our birthday.

00:10:50Do you want to come?

00:10:52Do you think he can see at my short?

00:10:53Yeah.

00:10:53Well, the house looks done.

00:11:10Tomorrow's the big day.

00:11:11We finally turn 18.

00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.

00:11:16Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.

00:11:19So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.

00:11:26But, Sue, who are you going to pick?

00:11:27It's a pot of beer chair.

00:11:29It's easy.

00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since catty kissing.

00:11:36What the fuck is catty kissing?

00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.

00:11:40Yeah.

00:11:40My soulmate.

00:11:53Chris?

00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.

00:12:00I mean...

00:12:00What?

00:12:01No, Chris is perfect.

00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.

00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.

00:12:08It's a sign.

00:12:08Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.

00:12:15What?

00:12:16He does not.

00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.

00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.

00:12:21With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.

00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?

00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.

00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.

00:12:35See you in the morning.

00:12:36See you in the morning.

00:12:38I knew it would happen someday.

00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:12:47I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:12:47I just missed him.

00:12:54Hey.

00:12:55You're so perfect.

00:13:25You're so perfect.

00:13:55You knew that's what I look like.

00:14:02Too bad no one could ever compare to you.

00:14:26Tomorrow's the day.

00:14:38Oh, my gosh.

00:15:02They're coming.

00:15:03Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.

00:15:09Ew, why?

00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.

00:15:13It's going to be really sexy.

00:15:14I'm going to suppress it.

00:15:16You're going to die of asphyxiation.

00:15:18It's going to be really sexy.

00:15:20It's stupid.

00:15:21Just screw him.

00:15:22That's what he wants.

00:15:23That's what all guys want.

00:15:25Who hurt you as a child?

00:15:26Oh, Christ.

00:15:28And I have your mouth, too.

00:15:30Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.

00:15:36You're an idiot.

00:15:37A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.

00:15:41Seriously, come on.

00:15:43Hurry up.

00:15:49Oh, what a cool bracelet.

00:15:52I love it.

00:15:54You should put that down, though, because it's really...

00:15:57Very fragile.

00:15:58Yeah.

00:15:59Okay.

00:15:59Set it down.

00:16:01Hurry up.

00:16:05Those are your anal beads, right?

00:16:06Yeah.

00:16:06I thought so.

00:16:28Whoa, is this fun?

00:16:29It's not hot.

00:16:30Whoa.

00:16:31Hold up.

00:16:33Oh, we're going to have some fun.

00:16:35Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.

00:16:37Nice.

00:16:42Happy birthday, Lex.

00:16:50No, Joanna, we said no gifts.

00:16:54That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful, it stings.

00:16:58And the other one is edible massage oil.

00:17:02Oh, how did you know?

00:17:03I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.

00:17:06Okay, please.

00:17:12Poster, such a beauty.

00:17:15Please don't touch my service time.

00:17:17All right, sorry.

00:17:19Are you okay now?

00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine.

00:17:20Okay.

00:17:21See you later.

00:17:25I can't believe you haven't heard of it.

00:17:27This is crazy.

00:17:28Oh, my God.

00:17:29Jake.

00:17:30Hi.

00:17:31Hey, babe.

00:17:33Happy birthday.

00:17:36Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.

00:17:39What?

00:17:40You want a beer?

00:17:44No.

00:17:48Oh, hon.

00:17:50Come here.

00:17:50I have your present here.

00:17:55I'll give it to you later.

00:17:57The time's right.

00:17:59He didn't have to give me anything.

00:18:02And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.

00:18:08Hey, Ralph.

00:18:10We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.

00:18:13We'll bet.

00:18:13All right, this is my man right here.

00:18:19Hey.

00:18:20Hey.

00:18:21How you doing?

00:18:22Hey.

00:18:32Check it out.

00:18:35Dare me.

00:18:40Woo!

00:18:41Woo!

00:18:42Woo!

00:18:43Woo!

00:18:44Woo!

00:18:45Woo!

00:18:46Woo!

00:18:47Woo!

00:18:48Woo!

00:18:49Woo!

00:18:53Oh, dude.

00:18:54Look at those.

00:18:55Are those real?

00:18:56I don't know.

00:18:56Have you guys seen Cheryl?

00:18:57Hey!

00:18:58Ah!

00:18:58Dude, move!

00:18:59Come on.

00:18:59Lame!

00:19:00Oh.

00:19:00All right.

00:19:01OK.

00:19:01I'll see you guys later.

00:19:02Yeah.

00:19:03Go do some push-ups or something.

00:19:04Aw, the moves.

00:19:0520 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those titties.

00:19:10Yeah!

00:19:11Woo!

00:19:12Woo!

00:19:13They're fake anyways.

00:19:14They're fake anyways.

00:19:14Who cares?

00:19:15Who cares?

00:19:16OK!

00:19:21Oh, dude, dude!

00:19:22I'm blind, you fucking asshole.

00:19:24Sue, no.

00:19:25It's your birthday.

00:19:26Here, let me.

00:19:27Joanna, no.

00:19:28Just go enjoy the party.

00:19:29Come on.

00:19:30Open.

00:19:31Hey, do my lips look any plumper?

00:19:32I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.

00:19:34Have you guys seen Jake?

00:19:35I haven't seen him anywhere.

00:19:36It just, like, disappeared.

00:19:37Are these real?

00:19:38Of course they are.

00:19:39Are these real?

00:19:40Of course they are.

00:19:41I don't know.

00:19:42How come I've never met you before?

00:19:43I don't know.

00:19:44I don't know.

00:19:45Maybe we're just gonna be around.

00:19:47Ryan, have you seen Jake?

00:19:48I think he's around or something.

00:19:49Maybe he's upstairs.

00:19:50I don't know.

00:19:51I don't know.

00:19:52I don't know.

00:19:53I think he's around or something.

00:19:55Maybe he's upstairs.

00:19:56I don't know.

00:19:57I don't know.

00:19:58I don't know.

00:19:59What if he's so bad?

00:20:01I'm so tired.

00:20:02Are these real?

00:20:04Of course they are.

00:20:06I'm so tired.

00:20:07I'm so tired.

00:20:08How come I've never met you before.

00:20:09I don't know.

00:20:10Maybe he's just gonna be around.

00:20:12Ryan, have you seen Jake?

00:20:13I'm just wondering how it's gonna be around.

00:20:14How many days?

00:20:16I think he's around or something.

00:20:17Maybe upstairs?

00:20:18Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.

00:20:22That's probably where you went.

00:20:28Liquid Courage?

00:20:29Yeah.

00:20:30Atta girl.

00:20:35Vodka Cranberry?

00:20:36It's really simple.

00:20:39Well, I guess it's now or never.

00:20:41I can go meet a ride.

00:20:43Sue?

00:20:44Are you okay?

00:20:46Sue?

00:20:47Relax.

00:20:49They're just eyes.

00:20:51Okay, nothing to be scared of.

00:20:53Seriously.

00:20:54You're gonna be fine.

00:20:55Is Chris here?

00:21:02Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:21:05No!

00:21:06He does not have gay face!

00:21:08I'm gonna prove it to you.

00:21:10I'm gonna do it.

00:21:11I'm gonna do it.

00:21:12I'm gonna do this.

00:21:13Good luck!

00:21:14Oh, God.

00:21:15Hey, you can do this.

00:21:16Just act like a slut.

00:21:17Just pretend...

00:21:18You're Lex.

00:21:19You're Lex.

00:21:20You're Lex.

00:21:21You're Lex.

00:21:22You're Lex.

00:21:23Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.

00:21:25Chris!

00:21:26You're Lex.

00:21:27You're Lex.

00:21:28You're Lex.

00:21:29You're Lex.

00:21:30You're Lex.

00:21:31You're Lex.

00:21:32You're Lex.

00:21:33You're Lex.

00:21:34You're Lex.

00:21:35You're Lex.

00:21:36You're Lex.

00:21:37You're Lex.

00:21:38You're Lex.

00:21:39You're Lex.

00:21:40You're Lex.

00:21:48Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.

00:21:51Chris.

00:21:53Hi.

00:21:54Can I talk to you?

00:21:56Uh-huh.

00:21:57Uh, in private?

00:21:59No.

00:22:00Sorry.

00:22:06Oh, hey, Lexi, hey, Lexi.

00:22:16What?

00:22:17Chris, you're so sexy.

00:22:22Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.

00:22:29And I really want to...

00:22:32Oh, what are you doing?

00:22:34Is that wrong?

00:22:36Sue, what's gotten into you?

00:22:38Nothing, I'm sorry, I don't know how to do this.

00:22:41Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, I understand these urges, and, you know, I like you too.

00:22:56Really? You do?

00:22:57I do, I really do.

00:23:01I like you too.

00:23:02Really? You do?

00:23:04I do. I really do. It's just, I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.

00:23:15Right. Lexi said you were...

00:23:17Jesus.

00:23:18Oh, that man.

00:23:21Of course. What did you think?

00:23:23Oh, nothing.

00:23:24So we can still do this, then?

00:23:28Oh, Sue.

00:23:30You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins,

00:23:39when I think about him, up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth,

00:24:00growing so hot, so sweaty, under that hot, hot sun. I just feel such...compassion.

00:24:12I think about those things, too.

00:24:14So you understand why I can't do this?

00:24:19Not really.

00:24:21I just find it too hard. It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.

00:24:32So...

00:24:32We're going to go out there, right? Andy, we're going to totally throw these on.

00:24:47Wait, try.

00:24:48Whoa!

00:24:50Have you seen Jake?

00:24:51Uh, no. No.

00:24:54All right.

00:24:58Okay. All right, focus. Focus, focus.

00:25:00Okay.

00:25:02Oh, there he is.

00:25:11Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.

00:25:28How could he?

00:25:32Sue, what happened? Did you guys do it?

00:25:36Sue?

00:25:38He doesn't want me.

00:25:40Because he's gay.

00:25:41No, he's not. He just really loves Jesus.

00:25:45Oh, come on, Sue.

00:25:47The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.

00:25:52Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want

00:25:57is to know what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.

00:26:03What?

00:26:03Sue, come with me.

00:26:05Where?

00:26:06To meet your dark side.

00:26:15Out.

00:26:17Everyone out.

00:26:18Everyone out.

00:26:18Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.

00:26:33I really can't.

00:26:46I really don't think I can do this.

00:26:49I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:26:55I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:27:00Sue?

00:27:01Can you see it?

00:27:04Sue.

00:27:08I'm almost...

00:27:10I'm almost there.

00:27:15Oh!

00:27:17What?

00:27:19What?

00:27:20Sue, what happened?

00:27:21What did you see?

00:27:23A raccoon?

00:27:25What?

00:27:26You overshot it.

00:27:28Aim the mirror further up.

00:27:31I can't.

00:27:38Please don't make me do that again.

00:27:39Okay, fine.

00:27:41Fine.

00:27:42I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.

00:27:45What?

00:27:47You really need an orgasm.

00:27:50Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never

00:27:54even had it with yourself.

00:27:56This really has to be your first step.

00:27:58Lex, I'm ready.

00:28:00Coming.

00:28:01Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.

00:28:03Just find it and use it.

00:28:06Wait, what does a black vibrator look like?

00:28:08It's black.

00:28:09It vibrates.

00:28:11Come on, Rod.

00:28:14Let's go to Sue's room.

00:28:17Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.

00:28:20Hey, cutie!

00:28:34Cutie!

00:28:38Oh!

00:28:40Boozeye!

00:28:41Oh, yeah!

00:28:46Big.

00:28:47Big.

00:28:48Bang!

00:28:51Good boy.

00:28:51Straighten up.

00:28:53Good boy.

00:28:54Good boy.

00:28:56He knows over a hundred commands.

00:28:59I'm sorry.

00:29:00I can't see anything.

00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.

00:29:04What a bitch.

00:29:06Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.

00:29:09I can't see anything like that.

00:29:10I can't see anything like that.

00:29:11I can't see anything like that.

00:29:12I can't see anything like that.

00:29:13I can't see anything like that.

00:29:14I can't see anything like that.

00:29:15I can't see anything like that.

00:29:16I can't see anything like that.

00:29:17I can't see anything like that.

00:29:18I can't see anything like that.

00:29:19I can't see anything like that.

00:29:20I can't see anything like that.

00:29:21I can't see anything like that.

00:29:22I can't see anything like that.

00:29:23I can't see anything like that.

00:29:24I can't see anything like that.

00:29:25I can't see anything like that.

00:29:26I can't see anything like that.

00:29:27I can't see anything like that.

00:29:28I can't see anything like that.

00:29:29I can't see anything like that.

00:29:30I can't see anything like that.

00:29:31Oh, shit.

00:29:45What's wrong with this thing?

00:30:01I'm making like a tin.

00:30:05I feel like I'm a world of my own.

00:30:06Cheryl, what is wrong?

00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.

00:30:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.

00:30:15For sure?

00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,

00:30:19so maybe, maybe it's my fault.

00:30:21That's no excuse.

00:30:23He's a dirtbag.

00:30:24How dare he?

00:30:25No, it's awful.

00:30:27I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.

00:30:30It's a text.

00:30:36It's from him.

00:30:38I can't bear myself to read it.

00:30:39OK.

00:30:41He's looking for you.

00:30:42He wants to give you your birthday gift.

00:30:45Oh, I can't face him.

00:30:47I have to go.

00:30:48I'm going.

00:30:48No, you can't just leave.

00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.

00:30:54I mean, maybe I should confront him.

00:30:56No.

00:30:57He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.

00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit.

00:31:02I see only one option.

00:31:05I'm leaving.

00:31:06Revenge sex.

00:31:08Reve- I mean, what?

00:31:09What does that even mean?

00:31:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,

00:31:12and you let Jake catch you.

00:31:17Revenge sex.

00:31:19Reve- I mean, what?

00:31:20What does that even mean?

00:31:21It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,

00:31:24and you let Jake catch you.

00:31:27But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.

00:31:29He doesn't even care about me.

00:31:30I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.

00:31:33Trust me, he'll care.

00:31:35Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.

00:31:38To his ego.

00:31:40To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.

00:31:43Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking,

00:31:46and with a bigger dick.

00:31:50No, I- I couldn't.

00:31:51Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.

00:31:56Eric!

00:31:57He's perfect!

00:31:58Eric Hall?

00:31:59Are you kidding?

00:32:01I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.

00:32:03He likes your type.

00:32:05Really?

00:32:05And what type is that?

00:32:07Sweaty.

00:32:09Yeah.

00:32:10Trust me, he's amazing.

00:32:12I fooled around with him once.

00:32:13He has this great tongue ring.

00:32:15Oh, no.

00:32:16I can never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.

00:32:19Okay, then.

00:32:20Fine.

00:32:21We will find someone else.

00:32:23Someone that I haven't fooled around with.

00:32:29Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?

00:32:32I mean, it's- you're not gonna marry the guy.

00:32:34No, I just couldn't do it.

00:32:37Fine.

00:32:38If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right

00:32:42thing, to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage and possibly

00:32:46even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it, go ahead.

00:32:52But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:32:56I don't know.

00:33:00But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:33:04I don't know.

00:33:06Trust me.

00:33:07It's going to work.

00:33:14I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.

00:33:16Hi, Cheryl.

00:33:18Are you okay?

00:33:19I'm just chatting with her.

00:33:20Oh, no.

00:33:21Oh, no.

00:33:25Hey.

00:33:26Happy birthday.

00:33:27Thanks.

00:33:28Hey.

00:33:29Happy birthday.

00:33:34Thanks.

00:33:35Have you guys seen Jake?

00:33:36Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:33:42So...

00:33:43...

00:33:44so...

00:33:50...

00:33:51Have you guys seen Jake?

00:34:04So, happy birthday.

00:34:13Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain, but

00:34:21it's actually from us, U.S., America, United States?

00:34:28I know where we live.

00:34:30Right.

00:34:31Of course.

00:34:35I know where we live.

00:34:37Right.

00:34:38Of course.

00:34:44Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?

00:34:46Oh, you want me to move?

00:34:48Yeah, no, I can totally move, I just...

00:34:50No, you're fine.

00:35:04Jake!

00:35:08So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?

00:35:11I'm sorry.

00:35:12It?

00:35:13What, um...

00:35:14It.

00:35:15Like monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.

00:35:22Oh!

00:35:23Oh!

00:35:24You mean, like, uh, right now?

00:35:28I mean, well, yeah.

00:35:30You know, the sooner the better.

00:35:32Yeah, sure.

00:35:33Yeah, sure.

00:35:34I mean, well, yeah, of course.

00:35:36Um, I just never realized that you...

00:35:39I mean...

00:35:42Whew.

00:35:43Uh...

00:35:45It's just...

00:35:47You're so...

00:35:49You're so beautiful.

00:35:51Okay.

00:35:52Um...

00:35:53Hmm?

00:35:54Uh, no cuisine.

00:35:55Right.

00:35:56Um...

00:35:57Of course.

00:35:58Sorry.

00:35:59So, um...

00:36:01Do you wanna unwrap me?

00:36:03Oh, wow.

00:36:04Uh...

00:36:05You're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.

00:36:09Now that you're left over, you're not.

00:36:10You, uh, you're fresh.

00:36:11You're, uh...

00:36:12You're fresh.

00:36:13Organic.

00:36:14Yup.

00:36:15Uh...

00:36:16So, the wrap.

00:36:17Right.

00:36:18Uh...

00:36:19Well, where's the, uh...

00:36:20Uh...

00:36:21Uh...

00:36:22Uh...

00:36:23Uh...

00:36:24Uh...

00:36:25Uh...

00:36:26Uh...

00:36:27Uh...

00:36:28You're...

00:36:29Uh...

00:36:30Uh...

00:36:31Uh...

00:36:32Uh...

00:36:33Uh...

00:36:34Uh...

00:36:35Uh...

00:36:36Uh...

00:36:37Uh...

00:36:38Uh...

00:36:39just like right over here.

00:36:39Oh, oh yeah, here it is.

00:36:40Yeah.

00:36:41That's where I see it.

00:36:42Let me just, got it, got it.

00:36:46Ow, ow, ow.

00:36:46Sorry, sorry, sorry, I, I'm.

00:36:49It's okay, here.

00:36:51Do it again.

00:36:53Sorry, I, I, I, I,

00:36:55I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.

00:36:56You know what?

00:36:57Let me just lay on the bed.

00:37:01Okay.

00:37:01Let me just see.

00:37:06Let me just see.

00:37:10Oh, here it is, got it.

00:37:12All right, just pull it.

00:37:13Let me just.

00:37:18Oh, geez, Cheryl, are you, you okay?

00:37:22Help me, help.

00:37:24Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?

00:37:28Oh, geez.

00:37:30Geez.

00:37:38Well, that was stupid.

00:37:41Yeah.

00:37:48How you doing tonight?

00:37:49Good.

00:37:50You having a good time?

00:37:52Jake!

00:37:53I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.

00:37:56What?

00:37:57I can't hear you.

00:37:59I don't have a beer.

00:38:01Chips are so damn salty.

00:38:03Jake!

00:38:04Upstairs.

00:38:06Yeah.

00:38:07Hold on.

00:38:08Take a piss.

00:38:09How much beer?

00:38:11Well, it's horrible.

00:38:12This red wine reminds me of a good morning.

00:38:13I'm frozen.

00:38:14I'm hungry.

00:38:15Okay?

00:38:16I'm hungry.

00:38:17I'm hungry.

00:38:18I'm hungry.

00:38:19I'm hungry.

00:38:20What?

00:38:21What's up?

00:38:22My good cooking food.

00:38:24Here's the cold food.

00:38:25You're hungry.

00:38:26And what else?

00:38:28So I'll take a piss off.

00:38:29I'm hungry.

00:38:30I'm hungry.

00:38:31Yeah.

00:38:32I'm hungry.

00:38:33I'm hungry.

00:38:34I'm hungry.

00:38:35Not out.

00:38:36Made it to me.

00:38:37Oh my god.

00:38:39Finally.

00:38:41I, uh,

00:38:43I meant you to get the blinds.

00:38:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:47Um, don't worry about it.

00:38:49What?

00:38:51I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:38:55Oh.

00:38:57Well, okay.

00:38:59Okay.

00:39:09Okay.

00:39:15Finally.

00:39:17I, uh,

00:39:19I meant you to get the blinds.

00:39:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:23Um, don't worry about it.

00:39:25What?

00:39:27I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:39:29Uh-oh.

00:39:31Well, okay.

00:39:33Okay.

00:39:39Uh-oh.

00:39:45Um,

00:39:47a little bit like this.

00:39:49Um.

00:39:51Um.

00:39:57Um.

00:39:58Um.

00:40:00Uh-oh.

00:40:03Um.

00:40:04Um.

00:40:05Um.

00:40:06What are you doing?

00:40:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.

00:40:34Um, not yet.

00:40:35More foreplay.

00:40:36Huh?

00:40:37Oh.

00:40:38Oh, God!

00:40:39Oh, God!

00:40:40Oh, God!

00:40:41Oh, God!

00:40:42Oh, God!

00:40:43Oh, God!

00:40:44It's so good.

00:40:46Oh.

00:40:47Yep.

00:40:48Oh, my God!

00:40:51Jaw, jaw, jaw.

00:40:52What?

00:40:53What?

00:40:54What?

00:40:55Ah!

00:40:56Ah!

00:40:57Ah!

00:40:58Ah!

00:40:59Lock jaw, lock jaw.

00:41:01Is that even a thing?

00:41:03I don't know.

00:41:05Ah!

00:41:06Are you okay?

00:41:11No, no, no, no.

00:41:12It's, uh, it's fine.

00:41:14I'm just, uh, embarrassed.

00:41:16It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.

00:41:22You sure you're okay?

00:41:25Yeah, yeah.

00:41:26I'm fine.

00:41:27Okay, great.

00:41:28Have fun.

00:41:29Oh.

00:41:31Ah!

00:41:32Ah!

00:41:33Ah!

00:41:34Ah!

00:41:35Ah!

00:41:36Now.

00:41:37Now.

00:41:38Let's do it now.

00:41:39No, not yet.

00:41:40Not yet.

00:41:41Not yet.

00:41:42I'm gonna come.

00:41:43I'm gonna come.

00:41:44Are you ready?

00:41:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:41:47No, no, no, not yet.

00:41:48Lexi, Lexi, oh shh.

00:41:51Oh.

00:41:54No, no, no, not yet.

00:41:56Lexi, Lexi, oh shh.

00:41:59Oh, no means no.

00:42:02Huh, oh, I'm so sorry.

00:42:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:42:05It's been a really long time

00:42:06and I just haven't been masturbating for anything.

00:42:12Oh, hey, Jake.

00:42:15How you doing?

00:42:17How's it going?

00:42:18Good.

00:42:19Eric, help me, I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:42:23Excuse me.

00:42:25Cheryl's in here.

00:42:30What's up, bro?

00:42:32What's up?

00:42:33What's up?

00:42:34What's up?

00:42:35What's up?

00:42:36What's up?

00:42:37What's up?

00:42:38What's up?

00:42:39What's up?

00:42:40What's up, bro?

00:42:42What the fuck is that?

00:42:45Hey, wait.

00:42:48Lex, I'm still waiting.

00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.

00:43:02Damn it.

00:43:03I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.

00:43:06Hey, you, you better stop making fun of the blind

00:43:10or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

00:43:15I'm so sorry.

00:43:16I'll never make fun of the blind again.

00:43:19I can't crash.

00:43:31I can't crash.

00:43:32Oh, man.

00:43:33No more water balloons.

00:43:35This party's ass.

00:43:48Yeah.

00:43:49This just isn't working.

00:43:54Nothing.

00:43:56It's the big deal about these vibrators anyway.

00:44:01Lock it carefully, man.

00:44:02The lock sticks.

00:44:03Spark it up.

00:44:04Yes.

00:44:05Oh, man.

00:44:06I love this game.

00:44:07We're the controllers.

00:44:08We gotta play here, here, here, here.

00:44:09OK, let me find another one.

00:44:10All right, watch on.

00:44:11Oh, man.

00:44:12I love this game.

00:44:13We're the controllers.

00:44:14We gotta play here, here, here, here.

00:44:15OK, let me find another one.

00:44:16All right, watch on.

00:44:17Oh, man.

00:44:18I love this game.

00:44:19Oh, man.

00:44:20I love this game.

00:44:21All right, watch on.

00:44:24Woo!

00:44:26Look at this.

00:44:28Oh, man.

00:44:30Fuel, fuel, fuel.

00:44:32Get that thing away.

00:44:33Jesus.

00:44:38Aw.

00:44:42Hey, dude.

00:44:43Nice shot.

00:44:45Wasn't me.

00:44:46Whoa, whoa, nice.

00:44:51Are you sitting in there or something?

00:44:55Hey, you found the grenade launcher.

00:45:00Nice.

00:45:01Do you have the extra controller?

00:45:15Whoa!

00:45:28You are the controller.

00:45:31No, I just, I didn't, I swear, I.

00:45:36I'm.

00:45:47All right.

00:45:48Hey, hey, Sue.

00:45:49No, I'm sorry.

00:45:50Where'd you go, man?

00:45:54It's okay.

00:45:55Hey, Sue.

00:45:56Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?

00:46:10Yeah, I just needed to...

00:46:12Oh, sure.

00:46:15Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.

00:46:21You were?

00:46:22You mean...

00:46:24Y-yeah.

00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?

00:46:32Could we go get a drink?

00:46:37Wow, um, your toilet's really clogged.

00:46:42You know what?

00:46:43I gotta go.

00:46:45Um, happy birthday.

00:46:46No, Chris, no, that wasn't...

00:46:48I didn't...

00:46:49Oh, God, never mind.

00:46:54This is the worst idea ever.

00:47:07Never going to have sex.

00:47:09Ow.

00:47:10Hello?

00:47:27A little attention here.

00:47:33Oh, yeah.

00:47:35Sorry.

00:47:41Lex, don't be selfish.

00:47:44All right.

00:47:45Sorry.

00:47:46All right.

00:47:47Oh, jeez.

00:48:01Who invented this stupid position anyway?

00:48:05Too much fucking multitasking.

00:48:07Screw it.

00:48:08Hello?

00:48:09Oh.

00:48:18Oh.

00:48:29Oh.

00:48:30Oh.

00:48:31Whoa.

00:48:32Oh.

00:48:33Oh.

00:48:34Oh.

00:48:35Oh.

00:48:37Oh, no, that was bad.

00:48:56That was so bad.

00:49:07Joanna, do you know a guy named J.J.?

00:49:15I think that guy's name starts with a J.

00:49:20Hey, does your name start with a J?

00:49:26Yes, it does.

00:49:28So, you're J.J.?

00:49:30Uh-oh.

00:49:32I'll tell you from the trial.

00:49:56Hello.

00:49:57Welcome to 1-900-Confess.

00:49:59Would you like a priest or a nun today?

00:50:02A nun.

00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.

00:50:10Please hold.

00:50:12Oh, my goodness.

00:50:161-900-Confession.

00:50:18How may I be of service?

00:50:20It's been one day since my last confession.

00:50:22I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:50:25One day?

00:50:28Ow!

00:50:33Is that too long?

00:50:34I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.

00:50:37Go on.

00:50:39Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.

00:50:44Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.

00:50:46What's her problem?

00:50:48A washing machine touched her.

00:50:50Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...

00:50:54All right, freak, time's up.

00:50:57What?

00:50:58But what do I do?

00:50:59Just unplug the thing.

00:51:01No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.

00:51:05Well, then be happy.

00:51:07You found the perfect man.

00:51:09I'm serious.

00:51:10Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...

00:51:13Oh.

00:51:14I'll tell you this.

00:51:16Masturbation isn't a sin.

00:51:19No contritions?

00:51:21You broke no covenant with God.

00:51:23It's not in the Bible.

00:51:25So the washing machine could touch me anytime?

00:51:29Like morning, afternoon, night?

00:51:32Yes, and other things can touch you.

00:51:36Accidental masturbation is not a sin.

00:51:39Neither is intentional masturbation.

00:51:42Huh.

00:51:43God's pretty cool that way.

00:51:45He sure is.

00:51:46Now run along.

00:51:51Wow.

00:51:52How do you know all that?

00:51:54Because I'm a nun.

00:51:56Now eat my pussy, bitch.

00:51:58Huh.

00:51:59Accidental masturbation.

00:52:01Who would've think?

00:52:13Revenge sex.

00:52:14What a stupid fucking idiot.

00:52:16God, I'm getting out of here.

00:52:21Yeah, admit it.

00:52:22I've got no game.

00:52:24I guess I'm scared of doing that.

00:52:26I guess I'm a beautiful woman.

00:52:31Fucking douchebag.

00:52:32Damn it.

00:52:33I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.

00:52:38You go, girl.

00:52:39What?

00:52:40What are you doing here?

00:52:44We needed some place private.

00:52:45But hey, listen.

00:52:46If you're serious about getting laid.

00:52:47Yeah.

00:52:48If you want someone great.

00:52:49I mean, really.

00:52:50The best ever.

00:52:51No offense.

00:52:52Frank, the blind guy.

00:52:53Really?

00:52:54I'm telling you, he's amazing.

00:52:57I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.

00:53:09It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

00:53:12It was like we used all our senses.

00:53:16Everything.

00:53:17If you're interested, I'll set it up.

00:53:22All right.

00:53:23What about him?

00:53:24Jeremy.

00:53:25Oh, yeah.

00:53:26I know Jeremy.

00:53:27Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.

00:53:29I didn't know his last name, though.

00:53:30It's Jones.

00:53:31Jeremy Jones.

00:53:32This all makes sense.

00:53:33Excuse me.

00:53:34Jeremy.

00:53:35Hi.

00:53:36Hi.

00:53:37Hi.

00:53:38Hi.

00:53:39Hi.

00:53:40Hi.

00:53:41Hi.

00:53:42Hi.

00:53:43Hi.

00:53:44Hi.

00:53:45Hi.

00:53:46Hi.

00:53:47Hi.

00:53:48Hi.

00:53:49Hi.

00:53:50Hi.

00:53:51Hi.

00:53:52Who's on the phone?

00:53:53Oh, that's my new girlfriend.

00:53:55You'll meet her.

00:53:56She'll be here in like an hour.

00:53:58Wait.

00:53:59You have a girlfriend?

00:54:14Oh.

00:54:15Hi.

00:54:16Hi, Frank.

00:54:17Sit.

00:54:22Oh, you meant...

00:54:23You meant the dog.

00:54:25Relax.

00:54:26You need to relax and calm down.

00:54:31Oh, I'm...

00:54:32I'm relaxed.

00:54:33I'm fine.

00:54:34Why are you biting you now?

00:54:35I'm not.

00:54:36How did you know that?

00:54:49Corner.

00:54:50Sit.

00:54:51Roll over.

00:54:52Roll over.

00:54:53Oh, you mean me.

00:54:54Roll over.

00:54:55Oh, you mean me.

00:54:56Roll over.

00:54:57Oh, you mean me.

00:54:58Oh, how do you...

00:54:59How do you want me to...

00:55:00Just lay down.

00:55:01I...

00:55:02I...

00:55:03I...

00:55:04I...

00:55:05I...

00:55:06I...

00:55:07I...

00:55:08Oh.

00:55:09Oh.

00:55:10Oh.

00:55:12Oh.

00:55:13Oh.

00:55:14Oh.

00:55:15Oh.

00:55:16Oh, okay.

00:55:17Oh.

00:55:18Wait a minute.

00:55:19No.

00:55:20Just lay down.

00:55:21Oh, okay.

00:55:22Oh.

00:55:23Oh, oh.

00:55:28Oh.

00:55:29You mean me?

00:55:30I...

00:55:31Oh, oh.

00:55:33I shouldn't even be doing this, but...

00:55:35doing this, but considering it a teachable moment.

00:55:39Okay.

00:55:43Oh.

00:55:47See me with your hands.

00:55:52All right.

00:55:53Uh...

00:56:01You know, I should really, I have a boyfriend

00:56:03and I shouldn't be doing this.

00:56:05Really?

00:56:09Oh.

00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter.

00:56:33Oh.

00:56:36Frank.

00:56:37Frank.

00:56:38Oh.

00:56:41Oh, Frank.

00:57:03Oh.

00:57:04Oh.

00:57:05Oh.

00:57:09I know men.

00:57:10Dude, give me two.

00:57:13My chips, homeboy.

00:57:14Dude, give me two, man.

00:57:15My chips.

00:57:16Dude.

00:57:17My chips.

00:57:17Dude.

00:57:17My chips.

00:57:18Dude, give me two.

00:57:20My chips?!

00:57:23Guys, why are you making such a mess?

00:57:26Sorry.

00:57:27It's just a case of accidental masturbation, that's all.

00:57:40Come on, let me do this, go ahead.

00:57:44I got it!

00:57:45I got it!

00:57:46No, really, please, I want to help.

00:57:49Okay, everybody out!

00:57:53Leave, I have to vacuum.

00:57:56You're not even getting the chips, they're over here.

00:58:13I see some dust over here, so...

00:58:19There's just so much dust on this floor.

00:58:23This is a dirty floor.

00:58:26Such a dirty, dirty floor.

00:58:30Forrest!

00:58:32Oh no!

00:58:33No!

00:58:34No!

00:58:35No!

00:58:36No!

00:58:37Let's go, let's go!

00:58:38Ok!

00:58:39Oh, alright.

00:58:40Oh, my God.

00:58:42Oh.

00:58:43Oh.

00:58:45Oh.

00:58:46Oh.

00:58:47Oh.

00:58:48Oh.

00:58:49Oh.

00:58:50Oh.

00:58:51Oh.

00:58:52Oh.

00:58:53All right.

00:58:54Oh.

00:58:55I think I got all that.

00:58:57I'm just going to see how.

00:58:59Oh.

00:59:06Oh, here we go.

00:59:08Frankie.

00:59:10Oh, my.

00:59:11Oh.

00:59:12What was that?

00:59:13What?

00:59:14Ah, fucking shit.

00:59:16Man, we got a smoky smoking heater.

00:59:21Stop.

00:59:22Frank, stop teasing Frank.

00:59:24Oh, shitbox.

00:59:26I'm sorry, man.

00:59:27We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.

00:59:29Oh, I heard something.

00:59:31You want to join us?

00:59:32Uh, no, I might try.

00:59:34Come on.

00:59:35You got to do it.

00:59:36Come on.

00:59:37Where's your dog, man?

00:59:38Dude, what's it like being blinded?

00:59:40It's trippy.

00:59:45Frank?

00:59:47Frank, are we going to do something soon?

00:59:52Bro, you are too funny.

00:59:56Thanks, man.

00:59:58Oh, this is some good stuff.

00:59:59I haven't smoked since junior high.

01:00:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.

01:00:04Wait, wait, wait.

01:00:05I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.

01:00:10Damn, I really can't remember this.

01:00:12This is some good shit.

01:00:13Oh, no.

01:00:14You're the devil.

01:00:15No more.

01:00:16You're the devil.

01:00:17No more.

01:00:18JJ, I'm Jeremy.

01:00:19You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

01:00:33Oh, no. You're the devil. No more.

01:00:40JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

01:00:47Please.

01:00:49Lex, I can't.

01:00:51I mean, I got a girlfriend. I really like this girl.

01:00:55Fine.

01:00:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra,

01:01:01and I also have on crotchless panties

01:01:05with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.

01:01:12Oh.

01:01:15Ah.

01:01:17We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.

01:01:19Perfect.

01:01:24Before she gets here.

01:01:26Perfect.

01:01:31Let's do it, let's do it.

01:01:36Fuck me. Fuck me, now.

01:01:43What? What's wrong?

01:01:45I can't.

01:01:46I can't get it in.

01:01:48Just try down there.

01:01:50It's a desert down there.

01:01:51It's sandpaper.

01:01:52It's just, like, like...

01:01:53Okay, I get the picture.

01:01:54Just try it again.

01:01:56Oh, no.

01:01:57Why is this happening?

01:01:59We fooled around before.

01:02:00I was dripping wet.

01:02:01I came, like, four times, remember?

01:02:03Just do what you did then.

01:02:04Go on.

01:02:05I already did my thing.

01:02:06I already tried.

01:02:07What?

01:02:08What is different this time?

01:02:10I don't know.

01:02:11I don't know.

01:02:12I don't know.

01:02:13I don't know.

01:02:14I don't know.

01:02:15I don't know.

01:02:16I don't know.

01:02:17I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.

01:02:20What?

01:02:21You're not JJ?

01:02:23But your name is Jeremy Jones.

01:02:25How can you not be JJ?

01:02:27Who the hell is this JJ?

01:02:29Where are you going?

01:02:31We're not done here.

01:02:32I can still do this.

01:02:33I just need a little bit of...

01:02:35Whoa.

01:02:35What?

01:02:36What?

01:02:37What?

01:02:38What?

01:02:39What?

01:02:40What?

01:02:41What?

01:02:42What?

01:02:43What?

01:02:44What is different this time?

01:02:45I don't know.

01:02:46Last time...

01:02:47I can do this.

01:02:48I don't need JJ.

01:02:49I don't need anyone else.

01:02:50I don't need anyone else.

01:02:51We can do this.

01:02:52We can do this.

01:02:53Go team.

01:02:54What?

01:02:55Just keep going.

01:02:56Shit.

01:02:57Jeremy.

01:02:58Jeremy.

01:02:59Oh.

01:03:00Oh.

01:03:01Oh.

01:03:02Oh.

01:03:03Oh.

01:03:04Oh.

01:03:05Oh.

01:03:06Oh.

01:03:07Oh.

01:03:08Oh.

01:03:09Oh.

01:03:10Oh.

01:03:11Oh.

01:03:12Oh.

01:03:13Oh.

01:03:14Oh.

01:03:15Oh.

01:03:16Oh.

01:03:17Oh.

01:03:18Wait.

01:03:19Where's Jeremy?

01:03:20Oh.

01:03:21We were just, you know, losing your deaths.

01:03:23Hey, babe.

01:03:25It's just working out.

01:03:27How could you, you bastard?

01:03:37You might want to...

01:03:38What?

01:03:41What?

01:03:44Ah!

01:03:46Mariela!

01:03:47Mariela!

01:03:49You know, those aren't mine!

01:03:51At least not all of them.

01:03:54What is wrong with you?

01:03:57It used to be so pure.

01:04:00Well, no more.

01:04:01That's it.

01:04:02Really, that's the last one.

01:04:04Oh!

01:04:05Oh!

01:04:06Oh!

01:04:07Oh!

01:04:08Oh!

01:04:09Oh!

01:04:10Oh!

01:04:11Oh!

01:04:12Oh!

01:04:13Oh!

01:04:14Oh!

01:04:15Oh!

01:04:16Oh!

01:04:17Oh!

01:04:18Oh!

01:04:19Oh!

01:04:20Oh!

01:04:21Oh!

01:04:22Oh!

01:04:23Oh!

01:04:24Oh!

01:04:25Oh!

01:04:26Oh!

01:04:27Oh!

01:04:28Oh!

01:04:29Oh!

01:04:42Oh!

01:04:43Oh!

01:04:44Oh!

01:04:45What is it? What are you doing down here?

01:04:50Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.

01:04:55What?

01:04:56Why?

01:04:57Nothing, just this lying guy and his dog and ugh.

01:05:02Honey, it's gonna be okay.

01:05:05No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?

01:05:11I'm sorry.

01:05:12It's Jake's. Jake's fault.

01:05:14That lying, cheating bastard.

01:05:17Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.

01:05:21Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.

01:05:24I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?

01:05:27Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?

01:05:29You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.

01:05:33Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.

01:05:38Yeah.

01:05:39You know, you might wanna...

01:05:42You need to look hot while you break up with him.

01:05:45Yeah, you're right.

01:05:46Why am I wearing a sheet?

01:05:48I know.

01:05:49I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I get shy around beautiful women like you.

01:06:04I got no game.

01:06:12It's not important.

01:06:13Hey, um...

01:06:28Eric, I can't talk right now.

01:06:29No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.

01:06:31Really, Eric, I can't right now.

01:06:34No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it up to you.

01:06:41Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.

01:06:44No, but I do. I mean, I do. I care.

01:06:48I haven't known how to tell you. Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.

01:06:55But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime. Soon.

01:07:03Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.

01:07:07Really? Eric, you're shy. You have no game.

01:07:12No, not really.

01:07:16Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.

01:07:22Okay. All right.

01:07:24I, uh...

01:07:27Happy birthday, then.

01:07:37I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.

01:07:52Wow.

01:07:53Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.

01:08:12Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.

01:08:16Oh, God, Danny. Not again.

01:08:17Oh, no, um...

01:08:18Honey, happy...

01:08:20What the fuck is this?

01:08:23Who the hell are you, dude?

01:08:25Okay, guys, don't.

01:08:30Cheryl.

01:08:31Baby.

01:08:33What is this?

01:08:35Aw, gee, Cheryl.

01:08:37You're...

01:08:39I've been looking for you all night and you've been...

01:08:42Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.

01:08:44You couldn't find me?

01:08:46What about all those girls' vaginas you were in

01:08:49or your penis getting sucked?

01:08:51Cheryl, honey.

01:08:53No, no.

01:08:54We can work this out.

01:08:55Baby, I love you.

01:08:57Jake, no. You have to go.

01:08:58Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.

01:09:00I promise.

01:09:01No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry.

01:09:04Cheryl, come on.

01:09:06No, Jake, please. Just go. Just go. I'm sorry.

01:09:09You're a harmless bitch!

01:09:11How can you do...

01:09:13Yay! You did it.

01:09:14I'm so proud of you. You got your revenge sex.

01:09:17You left him a mere shell of a man.

01:09:20Revenge sex?

01:09:23It's really not what it sounds like at all.

01:09:26Right.

01:09:29That all makes sense now.

01:09:31Wow. I feel really stupid.

01:09:35Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.

01:09:38Cheryl, I really liked you.

01:09:40And he used me.

01:09:43Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!

01:09:48Aren't you happy?

01:09:51Well, no. That's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.

01:09:55You mean the sex? Was it real?

01:09:58No, we didn't quite do it.

01:10:00Oh.

01:10:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.

01:10:03Really?

01:10:04I just never found the right guy.

01:10:05Or guys.

01:10:07Anyway.

01:10:08We better get downstairs.

01:10:09People are starting to leave.

01:10:11I wonder how Sue did.

01:10:25Can't believe she dumped me, man.

01:10:27This is bullshit!

01:10:29God!

01:10:31Oh!

01:10:33Suck it!

01:10:35Come out of here!

01:10:37Yeah!

01:10:39He has good hair, though.

01:10:44Don't you puke on me.

01:10:46And don't puke on my car, either.

01:10:49Right.

01:10:51I might need a vacation.

01:10:58Take this information through your head.

01:11:01Oh, Sue, are you all right?

01:11:06Was it from sex?

01:11:07Did you pop your cork?

01:11:08I don't think so.

01:11:10Not with the guy, anyway.

01:11:12Oh, don't ask.

01:11:14Every possible object.

01:11:16It's like every mechanical thing.

01:11:18It was like...

01:11:20Transformers.

01:11:21They just all became vibrators.

01:11:23I told you.

01:11:25It's addicting.

01:11:27So, what about Chris?

01:11:29The last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.

01:11:32I told you he was gay.

01:11:34Well, I think I'm just...

01:11:36Oh, cramp.

01:11:40I think it's broken.

01:11:42So, wait.

01:11:44None of us cashed an RV card.

01:11:46Ha!

01:11:51Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.

01:11:54So, let's go grab some food.

01:11:56Wanna go?

01:11:57No.

01:11:59I think I should finish up here.

01:12:01Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?

01:12:04No.

01:12:06I don't know.

01:12:07For some reason, I just realized...

01:12:09He needs to be my first.

01:12:11Or something.

01:12:13Why, do you know him?

01:12:15Sort of.

01:12:16Oh.

01:12:17Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.

01:12:28Love him?

01:12:29Shut it!

01:12:30I don't want to hear it from you.

01:12:31You want to get married?

01:12:32You want to deal with Aaron?

01:12:33Ever. Ever.

01:12:34Ever.

01:12:42You want to get married?

01:12:43Yeah, you're taking me, you're taking me.

01:12:47I'm taking, I'm taking you, you're taking me.

01:12:51If you who's me so sweet.

01:12:53I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking you.

01:12:59You're taking me, I'm taking you.

01:13:03Oh, no.

01:13:05No way.

01:13:06Oh well, there's always next year.

01:13:36It's you, I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:13:57Joanna.

01:14:04It's you, I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:14:12Joanna.

01:14:14Joanna.

01:14:16Joanna.

01:14:18Joanna.

01:14:20Joanna.

01:14:22Joanna.

01:14:24Joanna.

01:14:26Joanna.

01:14:28Joanna.

01:14:30Joanna.

01:14:32Joanna.

01:14:34Joanna.

01:14:38Joanna.

01:14:40Joanna.

01:14:42Joanna.

01:14:50Joanna.

01:14:52Joanna.

01:15:00Joanna.

01:15:02Joanna.

01:15:04Joanna.

01:15:06Joanna.

01:15:08Joanna.

01:15:10Joanna.

01:15:12Joanna.

01:15:14Joanna.

01:15:16Joanna.

01:15:18Joanna.

01:15:20Joanna.

01:15:22Joanna.

01:15:24Joanna.

01:15:26Joanna.

01:15:28Joanna.

01:15:30Joanna.

01:15:32Joanna.

01:15:34Joanna.

01:15:36Joanna.

01:15:38Joanna.

01:15:40Joanna.

01:15:42Joanna.

01:15:48Joanna.

01:15:50Joanna.

01:15:52Joanna.

01:15:54Joanna.

01:15:56Joanna.

01:15:58Joanna.

01:16:00Joanna.

01:16:02Joanna.

01:16:04Joanna.

01:16:06Joanna.

01:16:08Joanna.

01:16:10Joanna.

01:16:12I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?

01:16:17Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, like, take you back?

01:16:24Sure, hon. Why not?

01:16:26As long as you're on the right path.

01:16:30Well, how do you know if you're on that path?

01:16:32I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.

01:16:37Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.

01:16:41Sister?

01:16:42Can I get up now? I really gotta pee.

01:16:46No! Hush your trap!

01:16:50Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.

01:16:55I will.

01:16:57Thanks.

01:17:01Sister?

01:17:02Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep, fucker!

01:17:05Eric, wait!

01:17:10Eric, wait!

01:17:26Cheryl?

01:17:27Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.

01:17:35I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.

01:17:40I just didn't want to do that with you, the revenge part, not the sex part.

01:17:48Um, I, I do want to go out with you.

01:17:54And I didn't realize that until this morning.

01:17:56I mean, I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink-

01:18:02Eric!

01:18:04Come on, I gotta get going.

01:18:06Oh.

01:18:07Wow.

01:18:08Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.

01:18:12Tina?

01:18:12Cheryl.

01:18:12Hi, nice to meet you.

01:18:19Um, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?

01:18:26Yeah, sure.

01:18:33Oh.

01:18:35Sorry, no kissing, right?

01:18:37No, kissing.

01:18:38Oh.

01:18:39Mm.

01:18:39Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?

01:19:02I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.

01:19:05Wait, what?

01:19:06I never did that.

01:19:06I mean, you don't have to lie about it.

01:19:10She told me all about your pierced tongue.

01:19:17She must have me mixed up with someone else.

01:19:21I wonder who it was.

01:19:22At least this birthday's over.

01:19:45Dear Lord, please forgive me.

01:20:02I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.

01:20:06I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a sign, like, send me a

01:20:36Excuse me, excuse me, do you know where the church is?

01:20:43It's on Bounton Street.

01:20:45Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.

01:20:48Or used to go to.

01:20:50Um, it's straight up that way and then left.

01:20:55You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.

01:20:59Oh, um, I don't know.

01:21:06Well, that's pretty powerful.

01:21:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.

01:21:18Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.

01:21:22I don't think so.

01:21:24But thanks.

01:21:26What's your name?

01:21:27Sue.

01:21:28What's yours?

01:21:29Jesus.

01:21:31Really?

01:21:33Si.

01:21:34Maybe I could use the ride.

01:21:39I could just win the challenge.

01:21:41I, maybe you won the challenge.

01:21:42So we have to go do one thing two dispatchers,

01:21:45I'm waiting for 2 football to you,

01:21:47and it's too welcoming.

01:21:49No shouts at all.

01:21:50Actually.

01:21:51Can you switch anywhere from today?

01:21:53Do it.

01:21:54Can you switch for a boss?

01:21:58See me.

01:21:59With my lizzie vows.

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