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00:00:00The End
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00:02:00If only I am not waiting for you
00:02:10The End
00:02:39I get up here
00:02:40I still can't believe it
00:02:43Just four weeks ago
00:02:44I was a completely different person
00:02:46I had no adventure in my life
00:02:48I had a wife
00:02:50I had a family
00:02:51And I never looked twice
00:02:54When a pretty girl walked by
00:02:55Never
00:02:57I was a little over the Tod-19
00:03:05I had a woman birth
00:03:06I had a man
00:03:06I had a man
00:03:08I had a 2-1 hand
00:03:08I wanted not to be in a man
00:03:09I had a man
00:03:10I had a man
00:03:11I had a man
00:03:11I had a man
00:03:12I had a man
00:03:14I had a man
00:03:14I had a man
00:03:15I had a man
00:05:47All the way, I suppose.
00:05:50I know you have to keep wiggling it to get all the hairs off, though.
00:05:53All right, all right.
00:05:55Put that phone down.
00:05:57I can't talk to you now.
00:05:58I'll come back later.
00:06:00Do you have to talk like that when you're at work?
00:06:02Can't you save that filthy stuff until you get home?
00:06:05That was my brother.
00:06:08Your brother?
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10He and I are trying to set up a photo processing lab at my place.
00:06:14That way I can take stuff home.
00:06:15For example...
00:06:16All right, all right, all right.
00:06:17Uh, where's the figures on the cable car campaign?
00:06:21It's on the third floor.
00:06:22Well, get them for me right away, please.
00:06:23We've wasted enough time on this nonsense.
00:06:25Yes, sir.
00:06:26All right.
00:07:06Now, I want you to roll down the map and just show it.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Hello?
00:07:18Will you have dinner with me tonight?
00:07:23What?
00:07:26La Primavera in North Beach.
00:07:30Tonight.
00:07:32I know who you are.
00:07:33Nine o'clock.
00:07:37Why?
00:07:40Just because.
00:07:45I, um...
00:07:48I can't, uh, make it at nine o'clock.
00:07:53Uh, say, nine-ten?
00:07:57Yeah.
00:07:57Uh, say, nine o'clock.
00:08:27You said you were from Germany.
00:08:29Uh, it's not me.
00:08:31Well, I'd better check.
00:08:33Where am I going? Oh, here.
00:08:35Excuse me, please.
00:08:41I'm scared.
00:08:47It's gonna be your fault.
00:08:57How do I look?
00:09:19The earrings are too much, aren't they?
00:09:23Here, you keep them for me, honey.
00:09:26I'll do it. You keep your eyes on the road.
00:09:28They were killing me, anyway.
00:09:30Dee Dee, what was I gonna ask you?
00:09:32I wanted to ask you something.
00:09:34Oh, uh, would you like to go to the movies tonight?
00:09:37Tonight's study group.
00:09:39What do you mean?
00:09:41What's today? Today's Wednesday?
00:09:43I thought today was Thursday.
00:09:46What's the matter with me?
00:09:48Well, I'd like to go anyway, if it's all right with you.
00:09:51I don't think I can put up with those crazies tonight.
00:09:53It's all arranged.
00:09:55You're taking the girls to the movies.
00:09:58I promised them you would.
00:10:00Anyway, you deserve a night out.
00:10:03So, what do you say?
00:10:07What do you mean? Of course. Sure.
00:10:09You're wonderful.
00:10:23Honey!
00:10:25See you tonight.
00:10:26Thanks for the lift.
00:10:27You know, you're cute when you serve.
00:10:42Go ahead, Teddy.
00:10:43Don't be nervous. What are you nervous about? Serve the ball.
00:10:45All right, come on, calm down. Let the man serve, will you please, buddy?
00:10:50You got nothing to worry about. It's just only set point. I mean, it's not like it's your life. It's just your self-respect.
00:10:55Give him that solid one. Give him the ace.
00:10:57Teddy, come on.
00:10:58What is it? Am I talking too much? All right, we'll calm down, okay? Take it easy. Let's all take a break. Teddy wants a serve, okay? You can do it, baby. You can put it right in there.
00:11:07Hey!
00:11:08What a serve.
00:11:09Switch!
00:11:10Okay, Mikey, here we go now. You ready? Get that racket ready. I'm coming at you. Hey, this baby is mine.
00:11:16You hit the net.
00:11:17On the follow-through.
00:11:18Oh, you can't hit the net.
00:11:19On the follow-through.
00:11:20No, you still can't hit the net.
00:11:21I hit it on the follow-through, Mikey. I hit the ball first, then the net on the follow-through. It's our point. The score is 6-2. You're in the shithouse. Anybody ever tell you're cute?
00:11:30Oh, you're cute, too.
00:11:32How you doing?
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34What's the matter? Are you getting to you?
00:11:36You're getting better when you're not talking to me.
00:11:38No.
00:11:39And so what's the matter?
00:11:40Nothing.
00:11:41Hey, look at that.
00:11:43Oh, my. That is serious, Nautilus.
00:11:49Miss! Oh, miss! Thank you.
00:11:56Those are fine-looking rackets you got there, girls. What are they, heads?
00:11:59Ah!
00:12:00Hey, Joey, there's a phone call for you.
00:12:02Do me a favor. Take it for me, will you, Mikey?
00:12:04Well, I met him on two separate nights. How nice of us wasn't one of their sisters.
00:12:09You're in a lot of trouble, Joey.
00:12:10No way. I got a date with a little one at 7 o'clock, and the old one at 9.15. Plenty of time.
00:12:15What about Theresa?
00:12:16What about Theresa?
00:12:17What about Theresa?
00:12:18Well, doesn't she notice anything when you go with someone for a while?
00:12:22Like you used to go with that girl before? Doesn't she think anything's up when you do that?
00:12:28Look, Theresa's got the kids to worry about all day. She's too busy to notice anything.
00:12:33And they're great kids. Hey, look, she's 38 years old. She's a very happily married woman.
00:12:40You see, she smiles all the time.
00:12:41Does she do it?
00:12:42Does she do what?
00:12:43What do you mean, does she do what?
00:12:45What do you mean, does she do what?
00:12:47What do you mean, does she do what?
00:12:48What do you mean, does she do what?
00:12:49What does she do it, too?
00:12:50Do what, too?
00:12:51Does she have affairs, too?
00:12:52Ooh.
00:12:53Teddy, you're my friend.
00:12:55I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:57I'm sorry.
00:12:58I'm sorry.
00:12:59I'm sorry.
00:13:00I'm sorry.
00:13:01Teddy, you're my friend, and I love you.
00:13:04You're a sweet, sensitive guy, but you're very naive.
00:13:08To think that my Theresa, my St. Theresa would fool around?
00:13:12Could you imagine this?
00:13:13I just asked the question.
00:13:14Do you believe this man asking whether my Theresa would fool around?
00:13:17I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.
00:13:22Teddy!
00:13:23Teddy!
00:13:24What am I laughing at?
00:13:28Are you sure?
00:13:29All right.
00:13:30I'll let him know.
00:13:34Are you staying for lunch, Doctor?
00:13:35No.
00:13:36Goey!
00:13:48What else did the neighbor say?
00:13:50Nothing.
00:13:51She was coming over to return a warming tray, and she ran into the whole bunch coming down
00:13:55the steps.
00:13:56Theresa, the kids, and all the furniture.
00:14:00There was a big van waiting for her.
00:14:05What a bitch.
00:14:06Come on.
00:14:07Come on.
00:14:08She was our friend, too.
00:14:09I wonder if it was her furniture.
00:14:10What do you have to talk about that for?
00:14:11What should we do?
00:14:12Should we all cry?
00:14:13I just want to know if she had a right to take all the furniture.
00:14:15Is it from Tracy?
00:14:16Found a picture of me with another woman.
00:14:17Naked?
00:14:18In a nightclub.
00:14:19This, uh...
00:14:20This isn't happening.
00:14:21This isn't fucking happening!
00:14:22It's not happening!
00:14:23Son of a bitch!
00:14:24That's it!
00:14:25Fucking hoe!
00:14:26in a nightclub.
00:14:31This, uh, this isn't happening.
00:14:42This isn't fucking happening!
00:14:44It's not happening!
00:14:47Son of a bitch!
00:14:49That's it!
00:14:50Fucking over!
00:14:56Teddy, what can we do to cheer up Joey?
00:15:01Want to do the blind man with me tonight?
00:15:03I can't do the blind man, buddy.
00:15:04Mikey, you do the blind man with me tonight?
00:15:05No, no, I get too nervous.
00:15:07Aw, come on, Joey needs a good life.
00:15:08Well, take him to that ritzy-titsy place
00:15:10where they threw him out.
00:15:11I get too nervous.
00:15:12Came in with a beautiful cardigan
00:15:14they wanted him to put on.
00:15:15I wanted a crummy jacket.
00:15:16Okay, Mikey, come on.
00:15:18No, I get too nervous.
00:15:19What, are you tied up with Mrs. Schumacher?
00:15:20No, I'm not tied up with Mrs. Schumacher.
00:15:22It's boss's wife.
00:15:23I don't believe it.
00:15:24I'm telling you, you're way on vacation.
00:15:25Ask him, he's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.
00:15:28You son of a gun,
00:15:29are you making it with Schumacher's wife?
00:15:31Only at night.
00:15:31And only if it's an emergency.
00:15:32Only at night.
00:15:33Tell me to ask him.
00:15:34The time that it takes me to drive over there
00:15:36is the exact same time
00:15:37that it takes him to scrub and put on his gloves.
00:15:39So if it's not a big job,
00:15:41it's not worth it to me.
00:15:42If it's appendicitis, I don't go.
00:15:44But if it's a paracinitis or a gallbladder...
00:15:46Oh, honey, good news.
00:15:49It's a quadruple bypass.
00:15:52Sir, you say like this.
00:15:53Is Mr. Pierce there, please?
00:15:56Very timid.
00:15:58Is Mr. Pierce there, please?
00:16:00That's it.
00:16:01Just like that.
00:16:02And then I'll get on the phone,
00:16:03I'll say hello,
00:16:04and then I'm going to wait a few seconds,
00:16:06like I'm listening to you,
00:16:07and then I'll say,
00:16:09what?
00:16:11You want me to come out right now?
00:16:13Are you sure that you can't handle this
00:16:15by yourself, Richard?
00:16:16Who's Richard?
00:16:18Richard's my assistant.
00:16:20He works here at the office with me.
00:16:22Clear?
00:16:23Mm-hmm.
00:16:25Is it a woman?
00:16:29Is it a woman?
00:16:31No, no, it's, um...
00:16:32Is it a woman?
00:16:34What goes on in your head?
00:16:36No, it's just, um...
00:16:39We're planning...
00:16:41We...
00:16:41We're...
00:16:42Well, it's too complicated.
00:16:44But don't tell Dee Dee,
00:16:46because it's a wonderful surprise.
00:16:47You want me to call you at 8.15?
00:16:498.15.
00:16:50It has to be at 8.15 sharp.
00:16:54Oh!
00:16:55Hi, Daddy.
00:17:04Hello, sweetie pie.
00:17:07Did Mom tell you about tonight?
00:17:10Oh, no.
00:17:12Oh, Missy, I'm sorry.
00:17:14I'm sorry, Daddy, but...
00:17:15Well, Shelly didn't get the tickets until 4.
00:17:17I know you really wanted to go to the movie,
00:17:20but it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance,
00:17:22and Shelly's uncle had some pull.
00:17:23What tickets are you talking about?
00:17:25David Bowie.
00:17:27You mean you can't go to the movie?
00:17:29I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:17:30I feel so bad.
00:17:32No, no, no.
00:17:34Don't be silly.
00:17:35Are you real disappointed?
00:17:38Well...
00:17:39No, I mean, I wanted to go, sure, but, uh...
00:17:44So, these things happen.
00:17:46I understand that.
00:17:50Uh, you remember Shelly, don't you?
00:17:52Of course.
00:17:55Of course.
00:17:58How are you?
00:18:02How are you?
00:18:04I'm fine.
00:18:05I'm fine.
00:18:06You're a Jewish boy, aren't you?
00:18:17My mother and father are Jewish.
00:18:22I see.
00:18:25Uh-huh.
00:18:26You're taking my little girl to see David Bowie?
00:18:29Bowie, Daddy.
00:18:30Bowie.
00:18:31Bowie.
00:18:31You take care of my girl.
00:18:40You take care of my girl.
00:18:42And then, of course, I'm sure you've heard about the alphabet diet.
00:18:53Now, that takes 26 weeks.
00:18:55The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.
00:18:59And then, on to the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.
00:19:05There's only one problem.
00:19:07You have to watch yourself carefully, because by the time you get to P, you might put on all
00:19:11the weight you lost on K.
00:19:13So, and then when you get to X, it's very, very difficult.
00:19:18Because you start making up your own spelling, like X-Benedict, X-Benedict, X-Benedict, so
00:19:25I would not recommend that diet.
00:19:31You go through my pockets now?
00:19:34Oh, no.
00:19:36Not yet.
00:19:37I owe Marty $10.
00:19:39I think he likes you.
00:19:42You think everyone likes me.
00:19:44Well, they do.
00:19:45Well, can I get you anything before I start my study group?
00:19:50Oh, God.
00:19:52Oh, God.
00:19:54Oh, God.
00:19:57What?
00:19:57Honey, what's the matter?
00:19:59Oh, nothing.
00:20:00It's not even worth talking about.
00:20:02What?
00:20:04Oh, I was just leaving my office, and the boss comes in with all this pile of stuff.
00:20:09and two assistants, and says, Ted, clean this up for tomorrow morning, will you?
00:20:12Clean this up.
00:20:13Now I'm a cleaning man.
00:20:14Oh, well, it'll take long.
00:20:16Take long, no.
00:20:17Not if I work all night.
00:20:18I'm just so tired, that's all.
00:20:20I just don't know if I can stay awake.
00:20:22I'm so tired.
00:20:23Oh, baby.
00:20:24Oh, God.
00:20:26Oh, I gave half to Richard, but, you know, he panics.
00:20:30He gets so nervous.
00:20:31I don't know if he can handle it.
00:20:33Well, baby.
00:20:34Oh.
00:20:35Can I get you a drink, huh?
00:20:36You know, I really think I'm going to get you a drink.
00:20:39I think they're taking advantage of me.
00:20:41What, Campari and soda?
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:43Yeah, that would be nice.
00:20:44Oh.
00:20:46Thanks.
00:20:49You just...
00:20:51You've got to draw a line and say no more!
00:20:54You can't go past this line!
00:20:58Who's staying for dinner?
00:20:59No.
00:21:12No.
00:21:14No.
00:21:19No.
00:21:19Honey, why are you shaving?
00:21:44Why am I shaving?
00:21:48What the hell is the matter with me?
00:21:49Did you want this tie out?
00:21:56No. What do I want another tie for?
00:22:00Honey, you're overtired.
00:22:02I think that you should take a little nap before you eat.
00:22:15Come here and sit close to me.
00:22:17Make this on me.
00:22:19What's this?
00:22:20What do you mean, what's this? This is Joe's little boy.
00:22:23I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?
00:22:25S-M-I-L-E.
00:22:28Where is his M-O-M-M-Y?
00:22:33She didn't tell me.
00:22:35It's just for one night.
00:22:36She didn't tell you?
00:22:37No, she didn't. Don't frighten him.
00:22:43Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:22:44Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:22:46What a cute little pee-pee.
00:22:48Oh, you leave his little pee-pee alone.
00:22:51His daddy's little pee-pee started all this.
00:22:53One, two, three, hit it.
00:23:11Oh, gentlemen, how are we trying?
00:23:13Fine, fine. How are you feeling, Andy?
00:23:15How am I feeling?
00:23:16What do you mean, how am I feeling?
00:23:17Why shouldn't I be feeling fine?
00:23:18No, no, no. This nice man just wanted to know how you work.
00:23:22I'm fabulous. I've never felt better in my life.
00:23:25Well, uh, great, great.
00:23:27Um, what do you have, gentlemen?
00:23:29What do you have, Andy?
00:23:30Southern Comfort on the wrong one.
00:23:31Make that two, baby.
00:23:32Okay, bet.
00:23:33I'll be right back.
00:23:34I gotta go walk, Michael.
00:23:37There you are. There you are.
00:23:39Cigarette?
00:23:40What was that?
00:23:41Well, I think they're just setting up your drinks.
00:23:44Oh.
00:23:45What was that?
00:23:46Nothing. Nothing, nothing.
00:23:48Jake!
00:23:49Jake!
00:23:51Jake!
00:23:52He said he'd be back in just a minute, Andy.
00:23:55How did you know my name?
00:23:56Your friend called you, Andy.
00:23:58He said just...
00:23:59Jake!
00:24:00Jake!
00:24:01Ooh.
00:24:05Jake?
00:24:05Ah!
00:24:07Jake!
00:24:07Oh!
00:24:08What's that?
00:24:12Jake!
00:24:13Jake, where are you?
00:24:15What is it?
00:24:16What are you doing?
00:24:17No, sir, what are you doing with me?
00:24:19Oh!
00:24:19Oh!
00:24:22Oh?
00:24:22What is this?
00:24:25What the hell is this thing?
00:24:28What kind of a place is this?
00:24:31Jake!
00:24:31I'm right here, Andy.
00:24:33I'm right here.
00:24:35Oh, don't ever leave me again.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:38Oh!
00:24:39Hey!
00:24:41Hey!
00:24:41I'm sorry.
00:24:42He can't, uh, he's, he's sorry.
00:24:44He can't stop it!
00:24:46Shut the mic!
00:24:47This is what he's saying.
00:25:01Oh!
00:25:02At the tone, the time will be 8, 9, and 50 seconds.
00:25:08all right time to go back to bed you don't want your mommy to be angry with me do you
00:25:38when you wake up your mommy will be here to pick you up
00:26:00is she on a date i don't know she asked me to keep him for one night well what about the other kids
00:26:08i don't know but what am i supposed to say to joe nothing don't you tell that son of a
00:26:15bitch anything oh come on now he's our friend he's a rat i would have left him long before she did
00:26:25what is that supposed to mean if anything like that ever happened to us
00:26:31i don't know what i would do we better just drop the subject no no now wait a minute
00:26:38now we're talking nicely and calmly let's hear what you have to say on this subject teddy
00:26:44i know you think you know everything about me but you don't
00:26:48i'm really a very jealous woman i know you think emotionally i'm like this but you know i really
00:26:58i'm a little crazy oh but just in some ways oh
00:27:08why are you telling me all this you asked me yeah i know i asked you but you make it sound as if
00:27:15we're not a happily
00:27:20what have you got there it's a gun i know it's a gun but when did you ever get a gun
00:27:25well mama gave it to me after they moved
00:27:27you realize you might have shot me oh i would never do that and not without a reason
00:27:38you're not like joe do you know what he did to teresa right in front of me
00:27:43he had his secretary call at 10 o'clock at night and say he had work to do at the office
00:27:52he did that yes you mean that old trick still works
00:27:58not anymore
00:28:03i'll get it
00:28:07hello
00:28:09yes just a minute it's richard
00:28:11hello hello yes richard how are you
00:28:23yes
00:28:28you what you want
00:28:34is this a joke you want me to you want me to do what
00:28:38are you crazy they said they said they said i should do i should i should do what
00:28:51they want me to come out at 10 o'clock at night and leave my wife and children
00:28:57i don't care 8 15 10 o'clock what difference does it make i'm not a wind-up toy you tell my
00:29:03superiors at the office who can give me raises and promotions that if they don't like my answer
00:29:08they can go take it and shove it up their ass
00:29:15that's the best joke i've heard all year
00:29:21now what's going on hey hey fellas hey hey come on now come on let's let's just shake hands
00:29:28we'll go home oh what the hell did you hit him for for christ's sake what kind of a fellow are you
00:29:34pushes a blind man
00:29:45Oh, everyone's got
00:30:11A weakness in life
00:30:16Girl, you just happen to be mine
00:30:21Hello?
00:30:26Uh-huh
00:30:27Okay, I'll be right over with you, sweetheart
00:30:30Are you sure it's a gallbladder?
00:30:33Oh, everyone's got
00:30:42Weakness, baby
00:30:44Boy, you just happen to be mine
00:30:52And you know, everyone has got
00:30:58A certain weakness in life
00:31:02Your love just happens to be mine
00:31:08Everyone has got
00:31:14A weakness in life
00:31:17Everyone has got
00:31:18Girl, you just happen to be mine
00:31:24Turn down
00:31:26Every one has got
00:31:29A certain weakness in life
00:31:34Your love just happens to be mine
00:31:39You just happen to be mine
00:31:53Let's go.
00:32:23Let's go.
00:32:53Let's go.
00:33:23Let's go.
00:33:25Let's go.
00:33:27Let's go.
00:33:29Let's go.
00:33:31Let's go.
00:33:33Let's go.
00:33:34Looks like an oven over there.
00:33:37Air conditioning must be on the blink again.
00:33:40What's that?
00:33:43She's the girl they chose for the cable car campaign.
00:33:45Oh, yes?
00:33:46Yes.
00:33:47Who is she?
00:33:48Ask the boss.
00:33:49He found her.
00:33:50He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.
00:33:53Guess what he saw galloping through the fog.
00:33:55Horseback riding?
00:33:57Help!
00:33:58Uh, ridden much?
00:34:10Yes, since I was a little boy.
00:34:12I used to teach horseback riding during extra money.
00:34:15Uh, see you later.
00:34:16See you later.
00:34:17See you later.
00:34:18Okay.
00:34:20Here we go.
00:34:22Come on, boy.
00:34:23That's it.
00:34:24Uh, everything okay?
00:34:25Yes, yes.
00:34:26I have a pebble in my finger in the glove.
00:34:38Better to get it out now than when you're tearing along like that, you know?
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Come on, big fella.
00:34:46I hold thunder.
00:34:49Hoey!
00:34:50Uh, everything's okay.
00:34:54Yeah, I was just wondering whether I should call my wife.
00:34:57Ha!
00:34:58No!
00:34:59Ha!
00:35:00Hey!
00:35:01The girl to the left is a birdie.
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:04I just want to take a look over here for a second.
00:35:12I searched all day long, but I couldn't find that woman who was haunting me.
00:35:21Hello?
00:35:22How would you like to smoke the peace pipe?
00:35:27Who is this?
00:35:29Oh, you don't know me.
00:35:31Yeah?
00:35:32I had dinner alone at La Primavera.
00:35:36It's you.
00:35:38It's you.
00:35:39I'm so sorry I wasn't there the other night.
00:35:42Please forgive me.
00:35:43My mother had a heart attack.
00:35:44I had to spend the whole night with her in the hospital.
00:35:46Oh.
00:35:47How is she?
00:35:48Better.
00:35:49Better.
00:35:50She's trotting around.
00:35:51I mean, she's walking around nicely now, but it was a terribly close call.
00:35:56Do you know Le Club at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?
00:36:02Yes.
00:36:03Five o'clock.
00:36:09Five o'clock.
00:36:10Five o'clock.
00:36:11Five o'clock.
00:36:12Six o'clock
00:36:20Five o'clock.
00:36:22Five o'clock.
00:36:31Hi-ho, pal. Got a light?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:39Thanks. Catch you later.
00:36:42Yeah!
00:36:58Oh!
00:37:01Oh!
00:37:23Heart.
00:37:26Family heart.
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Oh...
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:32Ah!
00:37:35Oh!
00:37:36Oh!
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:37:40Ah!
00:37:41Ah!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:43Oh!
00:37:44Oh!
00:37:53Help!
00:37:54Ding, ding, ding!
00:37:55Ah!
00:37:58The money!
00:37:59Help!
00:38:08What's up?!
00:38:16No, no, no, no!
00:38:18Oh!
00:38:19The money!
00:38:20Oh!
00:38:28The money!
00:38:29Oh!
00:38:32Oh!
00:38:33Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:33Don't move.
00:39:38Don't move.
00:39:41Don't move.
00:39:42Don't move.
00:39:43Move.
00:39:44Move.
00:39:45Go.
00:39:46Go.
00:39:47Go.
00:39:48Go.
00:39:49Go.
00:39:50Hello.
00:39:51Wait.
00:39:52Hello there.
00:39:54Hello.
00:39:55Wait.
00:39:56Hello there.
00:39:59Whoa.
00:40:00Whoa.
00:40:01Whoa-ho.
00:40:02Whoa.
00:40:03Easy, big fella.
00:40:04Easy.
00:40:05Whoa-ho.
00:40:06Whoa-ho-ho.
00:40:07Whoa!
00:40:08Whoa-hoh-oh-whoa.
00:40:09Steady, thunder!
00:40:11Steady, boy.
00:40:12Oh! Steady boy, take it easy. Everything's under control.
00:40:16You're in no danger whatsoever. Easy does it. Don't be nervous.
00:40:20Hello there.
00:40:22Hello.
00:40:24That's a gorgeous animal you have there.
00:40:26I'm somewhat of an expert.
00:40:28That's a superb specimen.
00:40:30She's a beauty.
00:40:32Yes, he is nice. Thank you.
00:40:34Wait! Wait!
00:40:36Move! Move!
00:40:38Go!
00:40:40To the right! Thunder!
00:40:42To the right!
00:40:50Hello again!
00:40:52Mind if I ride along with you for a while?
00:40:54I don't mind.
00:40:56Fancy meeting you here.
00:40:58Do you ride very often?
00:41:00Oh, yes. Since I was a boy.
00:41:02I used to teach riding in order to earn a little extra money.
00:41:06Oh, really? Oh, yes.
00:41:08Oh!
00:41:10By the way.
00:41:12It's about the other night.
00:41:14I wanted to explain.
00:41:16What other night?
00:41:18Oh! I see.
00:41:20Excuse me. All right.
00:41:22Wanna play it that way? It's all right with me.
00:41:24I don't mind.
00:41:26Whoops! My riding crop.
00:41:28Oh, that's all right. I'll get it.
00:41:30I'm sorry, Thunder.
00:41:32Say, I am sorry.
00:41:34Thunder is a sweet horse.
00:41:36But boy, is he dumb.
00:41:38Oh!
00:41:40I hate to be too hard on him.
00:41:44It could kill his spirit.
00:41:46But boy, is he silly.
00:41:48You're a silly horse.
00:41:50He's just a baby, you know.
00:41:52Here you are.
00:41:58I'm very gallant.
00:42:00I'm just...
00:42:02romantic, I guess.
00:42:08Be good this time.
00:42:10Be good.
00:42:12Don't embarrass me.
00:42:14Wait.
00:42:16Hold Thunder.
00:42:18Hold Thunder.
00:42:20Hold Thunder.
00:42:22Hold Thunder.
00:42:24Hold Thunder.
00:42:26Wait! You dropped something!
00:42:32Ah!
00:42:38Good afternoon.
00:42:40Good afternoon.
00:42:44Good night, Ed.
00:42:46Good night, Sharon.
00:42:48Have a nice night, Mr. Pierce.
00:42:50Thank you. Same to you.
00:42:52Oh, wait up.
00:42:54All right.
00:42:56Call me up later.
00:42:58Call me up later.
00:43:00Hey!
00:43:10No!
00:43:16Hello!
00:43:18That's a end.
00:43:20Youカリティian Two for Tomorrow.
00:43:22kahun cara
00:43:24What the?
00:43:26Why, hello.
00:43:43Hello yourself.
00:43:45What a pleasant surprise.
00:43:47Well, not really.
00:43:48I just came to give you back your earring.
00:43:51What earring?
00:43:52I don't know whose it is.
00:43:53It fell out of your pocket yesterday.
00:43:55When you got off your horse, I decided to pick it up after you left so quickly.
00:44:00Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.
00:44:04What would I be doing with an earring?
00:44:06So what's new?
00:44:08I'm going to be late for my dance class.
00:44:10No way.
00:44:11How about having dinner with me?
00:44:14Thank you, Vinod.
00:44:16I know this funny little place.
00:44:19It's a fun little Chinese place.
00:44:22It's a fun little Chinese place where you sit down on the floor and you can eat with your hands or chopsticks or anything you want.
00:44:31For lunch?
00:44:32No, I'm not free for lunch or dinner.
00:44:35A little snack in between?
00:44:38I'd better be gone.
00:44:39I'd better be gone.
00:44:40I'd better be gone.
00:44:41I'd better be gone.
00:44:42What's your name?
00:44:43What's your name?
00:45:06Theodore Pierce.
00:45:07Teddy Ted.
00:45:13Tomorrow, six o'clock, two years.
00:45:16On Columbus?
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:20How old's that suit?
00:45:23This?
00:45:24I don't know.
00:45:25Six, seven, eight years, maybe.
00:45:28Let's see.
00:45:32Wait!
00:45:32What's your name?
00:45:34Charlotte!
00:45:43It's even longer on the pants.
00:45:50Longer on the pants?
00:45:52Thanks, honey.
00:45:54More sleeve.
00:45:55You want more sleeve than this?
00:45:57Honestly.
00:45:57Listen to me.
00:45:58This is what I know.
00:45:59But, buddy, are you sure this style suits me?
00:46:01You want to look good at funerals?
00:46:03No, no.
00:46:03I'm just saying I want to look nice.
00:46:05Let me see you.
00:46:06Let me see you.
00:46:06Let me see you.
00:46:13What's your arm style?
00:46:16No, you're cooking with Grisco.
00:46:26Robert Redster.
00:46:27Mr. Dingillian, great news.
00:46:34I just got the latest figures from Community Affairs.
00:46:36The cable car campaign is a smash.
00:46:39All the TV stations, Channel 5, Channel 3, the newspapers, the magazines.
00:46:44All they're talking about is the reopening of the cable cars.
00:46:48It's unbelievable.
00:46:49You wouldn't believe it.
00:46:50It's better than our wildest imagination.
00:46:52We couldn't have hoped for a better campaign than what we've got right now.
00:46:57And it's due to you, sir.
00:46:58It's a wonderful tribute to the whole concept.
00:47:01You...
00:47:02Think what it is.
00:47:19I'd like to make a reservation for tonight, please.
00:47:27A double room.
00:47:29Um, something with a king-size bed, if you have it.
00:47:33Let me have a look.
00:47:35I think we have that available.
00:47:36Could I have your name, please?
00:47:37Irving.
00:47:40Julius Irving.
00:47:41All right.
00:47:43Could you spell that for me, please?
00:47:45I-R-V-I...
00:47:49V-I.
00:47:50No, wait a minute.
00:47:52Yes.
00:47:53E-R-V-I-
00:47:55E-R-N-G.
00:47:57E-R-N-G.
00:48:01Is there a Mr. Theodore Pierce here?
00:48:03Mr. Pierce?
00:48:05I'm sorry.
00:48:05Nobody here by that name.
00:48:06Well, nobody's answering.
00:48:10All right.
00:48:12Now, wait.
00:48:13Miss Charlotte who?
00:48:15Wait, wait.
00:48:16Hello?
00:48:16Don't hang up, please.
00:48:17That's for me.
00:48:20Hello, Charlotte.
00:48:21It's Teddy.
00:48:22Where are you?
00:48:23I'm in Los Angeles.
00:48:25In Los Angeles?
00:48:26What are you doing there?
00:48:27I'm sorry.
00:48:28I'm working.
00:48:29I tried to phone you at the office, but they said you were in a meeting and that you couldn't
00:48:32be interrupted.
00:48:33Oh, no.
00:48:35So, listen, why don't you fly down?
00:48:37To Los Angeles?
00:48:39The last flight gets here at 10 p.m.
00:48:41I can meet you at the airport.
00:48:44I can't just...
00:48:46Listen, we'll spend the evening together and we'll be back in San Francisco by 10 o'clock
00:48:51tomorrow morning.
00:48:54Hello?
00:48:56Teddy, hello?
00:48:57Hello?
00:49:03Don't drive drunk.
00:49:17Don't drive drunk.
00:49:19Don't drive drunk.
00:49:21Don't drive drunk.
00:49:24No, no.
00:49:25Don't drive drunk.
00:49:27Don't drive drunk.
00:49:28Well, the soup gets to survive as a man.
00:49:31Don't cry.
00:49:33Don't cry.
00:49:35Don't cry.
00:49:37Don't cry.
00:49:39Don't cry.
00:49:41Don't cry.
00:49:43Don't cry.
00:49:45Don't cry.
00:49:47Honey, what's on this cutie?
00:49:49Celebration. For what?
00:49:51Just for fun.
00:49:53I'm too tired to go anywhere, so I thought we'd have a little party.
00:49:55Just you? Becky, Missy and me. What do you think?
00:50:01What do you think?
00:50:23Shall we have a drink?
00:50:25That would be nice.
00:50:27But take the phone off the hook.
00:50:35Would you like to make love?
00:50:37Now?
00:50:41Take the phone off the hook.
00:50:51Who's that?
00:50:53Who's that?
00:50:57A telegram for Theodore Pierce.
00:51:09It's a telegram.
00:51:11A telegram? Who for?
00:51:13Are you?
00:51:14For me?
00:51:15Who's that?
00:51:16Um...
00:51:19It's from the office.
00:51:20All right, all right.
00:51:21Stop the kidding now.
00:51:23No, it's no joke.
00:51:24You must attend the transport symposium in San Diego.
00:51:28Stop.
00:51:29Big press coverage.
00:51:30Stop.
00:51:31Tickets at airport.
00:51:328.30 flight.
00:51:33Stop.
00:51:34Return San Francisco tomorrow.
00:51:35Stop.
00:51:36Russell Lowry.
00:51:37No.
00:51:38No.
00:51:39No.
00:51:40No.
00:51:41No.
00:51:42I'm not going.
00:51:43Teddy.
00:51:44I'm not going.
00:51:45No.
00:51:46No.
00:51:47No.
00:51:48No!
00:51:49No!
00:51:50I am not going!
00:51:51How can you say no?
00:51:52Easy.
00:51:53No.
00:51:54You see that?
00:51:55That's not so difficult, is it?
00:51:56I'm not going.
00:51:57I don't care if they fire me.
00:51:58I'm not leaving my wife and kids.
00:52:00Don't act like a child.
00:52:01Hey!
00:52:02Hey!
00:52:03Hey!
00:52:04Hey!
00:52:05Hey!
00:52:06Hey!
00:52:07Hey!
00:52:08Hey!
00:52:09Hey!
00:52:10Hey!
00:52:11Hey!
00:52:12Hey!
00:52:13Hey!
00:52:14Hey!
00:52:15Hey!
00:52:16Hey!
00:52:17Hey!
00:52:18Hey!
00:52:19Hey!
00:52:20Hey!
00:52:21Hey!
00:52:22Hey!
00:52:23Hold it!
00:52:24Hold it!
00:52:25Hold it!
00:52:26Let's do it!
00:52:27Let's do it!
00:52:28Let's do it!
00:52:29Let's do it!
00:52:30Let's do it!
00:52:31Let's do it!
00:52:32Let's do it!
00:52:33Let's do it!
00:52:35Let's do it!
00:52:37Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descending to Los Angeles.
00:52:41Please fasten your seatbelts.
00:52:43Extinguish all smoking materials.
00:52:44Finished with the drink, sir.
00:52:45And make sure that your seat bags and tray tables are in their upright positions.
00:52:48What's your name?
00:52:50Polly?
00:52:51Polly.
00:52:52That's a lovely name.
00:52:54Thanks very much, Polly.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:56You make the announcement.
00:52:57Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just informed me that L.A. airport is closed due
00:53:12to heavy fog.
00:53:13Oh, great!
00:53:14We will be landing in San Diego where you will receive further instructions once we're on
00:53:19the ground.
00:53:20This is a coil egg.
00:53:21Thanks.
00:53:22Thanks, Polly.
00:53:24And go ahead.
00:53:25Thanks, Polly.
00:53:26I just call to say how much I care about it.
00:53:37I just call to say I love you.
00:53:45Hello?
00:53:47Oh, hi, honey.
00:53:49I was running from outside.
00:53:51I heard the phone ringing.
00:53:54Oh, no, no, it's okay.
00:53:55Okay, go ahead.
00:53:59I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.
00:54:05Well, don't worry about me, honey.
00:54:07I have to study anyway.
00:54:09Shelly, please get out of my bedroom.
00:54:11Are you afraid?
00:54:16What?
00:54:19Teddy, why are you giving me all these details?
00:54:23I am going to scream.
00:54:24So will I.
00:54:26Of course you're in San Diego.
00:54:27Where else would you be?
00:54:29I am going to tell your mother.
00:54:30She already knows.
00:54:33What?
00:54:35You're crazy.
00:54:36I want to marry you.
00:54:37Oh.
00:54:37Uh, yes, there's plenty of food.
00:54:42Don't worry about me.
00:54:44Shelly!
00:54:45Of course I miss you.
00:54:48Uh, me too.
00:54:49I love you.
00:54:51Me too.
00:54:53Me too.
00:54:54Shelly!
00:54:55I love you.
00:54:56Bye-bye.
00:54:58Oh.
00:54:59Are you going to finish the game or not?
00:55:02Are you going to finish the game or not?
00:55:04You got any Hershey bars?
00:55:05I just going to say, I love you.
00:55:14While Dee Dee was waiting for me in San Francisco, Charlotte was waiting in Los Angeles.
00:55:20Two women waiting for me in the middle of the night.
00:55:23Crazy as it seems, I had adventure in my life.
00:55:29And I need to find the bottom of my heart.
00:55:38Surprise, surprises.
00:55:47Next day, Joey's wife came back with the kids.
00:55:50And the furniture.
00:55:56Why she suddenly forgave him.
00:55:59Nobody knew.
00:56:08Eric?
00:56:12Is there an Eric?
00:56:30The next couple of days were full of surprises.
00:56:34Hello, Ted.
00:56:35I just wanted to say good morning and have a lovely day.
00:56:52Hello?
00:56:53Hello, how are you?
00:57:00I got my phone.
00:57:02I got my phone.
00:57:02I got my phone.
00:57:05The best surprise of all was a phone call from Charlotte.
00:57:13Just when I thought I might never see her again, she called to find out if I got back
00:57:16all right from San Diego.
00:57:20During our 35-minute stroll, I realized I was still in a deep fog.
00:57:28Here you go.
00:57:29The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days, Joe was back in form.
00:57:35He's scared.
00:57:36Well, I mean, at 2 o'clock in the morning, you could fool me.
00:57:38What's the problem?
00:57:39You go over, you get in the bed, you see Dr. Schumacher.
00:57:41Oh, excuse me, Dr. Schumacher.
00:57:42I felt a chill coming on.
00:57:44I thought I'd better get under the cover.
00:57:45Hey.
00:57:46You guys want to play some checkers?
00:57:48That was me.
00:57:49Miss, miss, you know I can buy some checkers?
00:57:52Come on, that's embarrassing.
00:57:53I'm going to move to play a little game if you have some time.
00:57:56I'm very good, really.
00:57:58Yeah, right, sure.
00:58:01Oh, she wasn't wearing a bra.
00:58:02Did you see that?
00:58:03See where they bounced?
00:58:05You killed for that, Teddy.
00:58:06You killed for a little bit.
00:58:08I didn't notice that she wasn't wearing a bra.
00:58:10You're weird, Teddy.
00:58:10I looked at her good old.
00:58:12You're weird.
00:58:12He's a weird guy, you know that?
00:58:14Did you notice that she didn't have a bra?
00:58:16What do I notice?
00:58:16I see it every day.
00:58:22You poor bitch.
00:58:40I don't know.
00:58:52I don't know.
00:58:53I don't know.
00:58:54I don't know.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:58:56I don't know.
00:58:57I don't know.
00:58:58I don't know.
00:58:59I don't know.
00:59:00I don't know.
00:59:01I don't know.
00:59:02I don't know.
00:59:03I don't know.
00:59:04I don't know.
00:59:05I don't know.
00:59:06I don't know.
00:59:07I don't know.
00:59:08I don't know.
00:59:09I don't know.
00:59:10It's open.
00:59:35How are you doing?
00:59:37Good.
00:59:40I thought you'd painted this place.
00:59:47I was going to before I moved in with my friend.
00:59:54Well, you've got a nice chair.
00:59:58Thanks.
00:59:59What color are you going to paint?
01:00:01Shocking pink.
01:00:02This man walks into a doctor's office.
01:00:17He says, doctor, I have a terrible problem.
01:00:21I can't remember anything.
01:00:22And the doctor says, I mean, the man says, I can't think of, I can't, I don't even remember words.
01:00:32I can't retain a word.
01:00:34There's nothing that I say that I can remember.
01:00:36And the doctor says, well, how long have you had this problem?
01:00:40The man says, what problem?
01:00:41The man says, what's your best joke?
01:00:55You'll be all right.
01:00:57It just takes time.
01:00:59You want to see something?
01:01:09Look at this thing.
01:01:10I feel silly.
01:01:12What if I had a date?
01:01:13You won't have a date.
01:01:14I know.
01:01:15I said, what if I have a date?
01:01:16You won't have a date.
01:01:17I know I said that.
01:01:18I said, what if I had a date?
01:01:20If you have a date, I'll be your chauffeur.
01:01:22All right.
01:01:26The joke is over.
01:01:27A bet's a bet.
01:01:30What was this bet?
01:01:31Oh, I told him if I couldn't get him his new car by tonight, I'd be his chauffeur.
01:01:38So where are we going?
01:01:39We're going to Mama Dell's.
01:01:42Going on your first date to your grandmother's?
01:01:45No, you silly.
01:01:47Charlotte and I made this date, and I remembered it was Mama Dell's birthday,
01:01:50so I called her up just to say hello, and I found out she's going to be all alone tonight
01:01:54on her 85th birthday.
01:01:55We just dropped by for five minutes, that's all.
01:01:57Just to have a glass of champagne, but I'd feel terrible because I know it would mean so
01:02:00much to her.
01:02:02You don't mind, do you?
01:02:03I don't see.
01:02:05You don't feel concerned at all that, uh...
01:02:09What?
01:02:12No.
01:02:12I'm just saying, you know.
01:02:14And I'm worried...
01:02:16Didi?
01:02:17What?
01:02:18Didi and Mama Dell don't even talk to each other.
01:02:21Oh.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:25Who's Didi?
01:02:32Who's Didi?
01:02:38Didi...
01:02:39Didi is, uh...
01:02:46Didi is, uh...
01:02:48Didi is, um...
01:02:50Didi is Teddy's other grandmother.
01:02:56Funny woman.
01:02:57Can't mention her name, but it makes you laugh.
01:03:00Why not kid her?
01:03:00Didi.
01:03:03Will you do me a favor and come up for three minutes, buddy?
01:03:11Oh, that...
01:03:12She loves you.
01:03:12Just come up for two minutes and have a glass of champagne.
01:03:14Okay, okay.
01:03:15I'll just come up, say hello and give her a kiss, but I can't stay, honestly.
01:03:18Okay.
01:03:18All right.
01:03:19I'll see you in two minutes.
01:03:20Uh, driver, you can't park here.
01:03:22Oh, come on, pal.
01:03:22Don't give me a hard time.
01:03:23I'm just gonna be a couple of minutes.
01:03:24I'm not giving you a hard time.
01:03:26You either move the car or I call the police.
01:03:29Go ahead, up.
01:03:29I'll be up at him.
01:03:30All right.
01:03:30I'll see you in a little while.
01:03:31All right, go ahead.
01:03:34You look beautiful tonight.
01:03:50You smell very good.
01:03:52What is it?
01:03:52Sandalwood.
01:03:54Don't worry.
01:03:55We don't have to stay long.
01:03:56She'll understand.
01:03:57Are you Teddy?
01:03:58Mama Del.
01:03:59Come in, honey.
01:04:00What's going on here?
01:04:01Are you trying to save on the electricity bills?
01:04:04Mama Del, I'd like you to meet it.
01:04:08Happy birthday to you.
01:04:11Happy birthday to you.
01:04:15Happy birthday, dear Teddy.
01:04:19Happy birthday to you.
01:04:22Well, how do you like that?
01:04:28I don't believe you.
01:04:30Why?
01:04:31Oh, no.
01:04:32Gilbert, what are you doing here?
01:04:34You're in Arizona.
01:04:35Happy birthday, class.
01:04:36Today is my birthday.
01:04:37Tomorrow is my birthday.
01:04:38Ain't no surprise tomorrow.
01:04:39What's this guy doing up so late?
01:04:41Stetsy, what are you doing up so late?
01:04:42It's Steven now.
01:04:43No more Stetsy.
01:04:44All right.
01:04:45No more Stetsy.
01:04:45Happy birthday, honey.
01:04:47Thank you, baby.
01:04:48Thank you very much.
01:04:49You devil woman.
01:04:51Oh, happy birthday.
01:04:52What are you doing to me?
01:04:54Oh, you should have seen the look on your face.
01:04:55You know why?
01:04:56Because it's supposed to be your birthday.
01:04:58Dee Dee.
01:04:59Happy birthday, sweetheart.
01:05:01Happy birthday, Daddy.
01:05:03My little baby.
01:05:04Happy birthday, Daddy.
01:05:05Another little baby.
01:05:06Daddy, you smell good.
01:05:08I didn't think, did I introduce you?
01:05:13Dee Dee.
01:05:15Well, let me introduce you.
01:05:17I was just so overwhelmed.
01:05:19I'd like you to meet, this is, everybody.
01:05:25Please say hello.
01:05:28You know, you really caught me off guard, you silly people.
01:05:31No, honestly, you did.
01:05:32You're silly.
01:05:34You're just silly people.
01:05:35Anyway, you know, I do want you to say hello.
01:05:40I want you to meet.
01:05:40Where's Mama Adele?
01:05:42Where's that girl?
01:05:43Oh, no, sweetie.
01:05:45Oh, no.
01:05:45Dee Dee.
01:05:46Dee, hello, darling.
01:05:47Hello.
01:05:48Hello.
01:05:49Oh, sweetie.
01:05:49Hello, kid.
01:05:50Corrine.
01:05:51Hello, darling.
01:05:52Hey, kid.
01:05:53Hey, you lost your wager.
01:05:54You're looking great.
01:05:55I didn't know it was a party.
01:05:57Oh, buddy.
01:05:58He didn't know you were coming.
01:05:59I'm not coming.
01:06:00I mean, I'm coming.
01:06:00I can't stay.
01:06:01I can't.
01:06:02I just want to go by.
01:06:03Give the birthday.
01:06:03You're like, yes.
01:06:04Oh, happy birthday, sweetheart.
01:06:07Oh, honey.
01:06:09Did you say hello, Charlotte?
01:06:11Hello.
01:06:12This is my sweetheart, Mama Adele.
01:06:14This is my sweetheart.
01:06:15I love you, girl.
01:06:18Hello, Charlotte.
01:06:20Sit down, Charlotte.
01:06:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:22We can't stay.
01:06:22No, no, no.
01:06:23We've got tickets.
01:06:24Do a cot.
01:06:25She's crazy about music.
01:06:26What can I tell you?
01:06:27No, she's a stickler for being on stage.
01:06:29She's trying to reform.
01:06:30No, darling, we can't.
01:06:31We can't.
01:06:31It's a family party.
01:06:33Everybody have a good family.
01:06:34Happy birthday, Teddy.
01:06:35I'll give you your present tomorrow.
01:06:36Honestly.
01:06:37Goodbye, Mama Adele.
01:06:38Happy birthday.
01:06:39Say goodbye.
01:06:39Goodbye, darling.
01:06:40Goodbye.
01:06:41Say goodbye, Charlotte.
01:06:43Goodbye.
01:06:45Goodbye.
01:06:46All right.
01:06:47Goodbye.
01:06:47Goodbye.
01:06:47Goodbye.
01:06:48Goodbye.
01:06:48Goodbye.
01:06:48Goodbye.
01:06:48Goodbye.
01:06:51Yeah, Daddy.
01:06:53Hurry up.
01:06:53Hurry up.
01:06:53Hurry up.
01:06:53Now, I told you you do not stay up late.
01:07:18Look, let me watch this one show.
01:07:19No, no, no, no, no.
01:07:20If it's cotton and if it's blue, you can't go wrong.
01:07:23Now, don't go neurotic on me.
01:07:25I love that friend.
01:07:26Teddy.
01:07:27Teddy.
01:07:27I'm really sorry.
01:07:28I know it's your birthday.
01:07:29I hate to come burning in the middle of your celebration and everything.
01:07:31He's flipped out.
01:07:32I think he's going to kill himself.
01:07:34Who?
01:07:34I don't know who you're talking about.
01:07:35Joe.
01:07:35Joey.
01:07:36I don't know.
01:07:36She left him.
01:07:37I don't know why.
01:07:37Just bam, she walked out.
01:07:39I don't know what happened.
01:07:39Where is he?
01:07:39Across the street in the car.
01:07:41Maybe I'm sorry.
01:07:42I'm really sorry.
01:07:42Joey, I'm right here.
01:07:50Will you talk to me?
01:07:51Teddy, so I got to kill her.
01:07:52Joey, calm down.
01:07:53Don't leave me alone so I can kill her.
01:07:56I got to kill her.
01:07:58I got to kill her.
01:07:59Come here.
01:07:59I got to kill her.
01:08:00Calm down.
01:08:01Just calm down.
01:08:01Let me kill you.
01:08:02Calm down.
01:08:02Joey, it'll be all right.
01:08:04Take it easy, you stupid bastard.
01:08:07Easy.
01:08:08I'm done.
01:08:10Calm down.
01:08:11I'm finished.
01:08:13Teddy, should I go home?
01:08:15Yes.
01:08:16What?
01:08:17Yes.
01:08:18Go home.
01:08:19It's OK.
01:08:20It's OK.
01:08:20Do you have a key?
01:08:22Yes.
01:08:23Get the kids out of here.
01:08:25Come on.
01:08:25All right.
01:08:26Girls, come on.
01:08:26I'll be there in a minute.
01:08:27Charles, I'm done with.
01:08:29She took my kids again, Teddy.
01:08:31It'll be all right, Joe.
01:08:32Why did she take my kids again?
01:08:33I don't know.
01:08:34It'll be all right tomorrow.
01:08:35Get in the car.
01:08:35I want to kill you.
01:08:35Buddy, get in the driver's seat.
01:08:37Get in the car.
01:08:38Get in the car.
01:08:38Shut up there, man.
01:08:40I'm yours, you have more.
01:08:41Get on.
01:08:42Let me get that chick ahead.
01:08:43Don't get out.
01:09:00Joey, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.
01:09:04No, Teddy.
01:09:05I want to tell you something.
01:09:06You're the biggest assholes I've ever seen in my life.
01:09:27Wait a minute.
01:09:28We never said we were an assholes.
01:09:29I never said I was an assholes.
01:09:30What the hell are we doing?
01:09:31Where are we going?
01:09:32Will somebody tell me that?
01:09:33Somebody wants to see you.
01:09:35She's modeling from midnight till dawn.
01:09:38And she wants you for breakfast.
01:09:41What am I supposed to say to her?
01:09:44You say to her, hello, angel face, you want to see my goods.
01:09:47Get out of here.
01:09:48She wants you.
01:09:49Move it.
01:09:49It was her idea.
01:09:51Ask Buddy.
01:09:51She likes you.
01:09:52Go figure.
01:09:53What are you talking about?
01:09:54Look at that face.
01:09:55Look at those eyes.
01:09:56Look at the nose the way it sparkles.
01:09:57What more could you want in a guy?
01:09:58Right, Mikey?
01:09:59How am I supposed to know?
01:10:00Ask Buddy.
01:10:01Screw Buddy.
01:10:02I can go for him myself.
01:10:03If he'd just shave his legs like I keep telling him.
01:10:06Shave him!
01:10:06Happy birthday, Teddy.
01:10:09Happy birthday, pal.
01:10:10Hey, Teddy.
01:10:11Teddy.
01:10:12Wait a minute.
01:10:12Come here a second.
01:10:14Look, really, in all seriousness, don't get your dick caught in your zipper.
01:10:19You got no taste.
01:10:20Taste?
01:10:21Who wants taste?
01:10:22With none of my Charlie the Tuna?
01:10:23Get out of here.
01:10:25Go get some action.
01:10:26We're running out of laughs over here.
01:10:27Let's go to the opera and drop my pants.
01:10:29Tender, warm and serene are the words of mine.
01:10:36I come close to having friends of the feelings that we can no longer have.
01:10:53Mighty, shining and clear are the near expressions that don't come near to the ever-glowing
01:11:06Emments of light in our eyes tonight.
01:11:13Because moments are moments until they are moments like this magic moment of ours.
01:11:27And magic's not magic until it is magic.
01:11:34Like magical love in our hearts.
01:11:38Feeling with dear love in our hearts.
01:11:45Feeling with dear love in our hearts.
01:11:47Feeling with dear love in our hearts.
01:11:49Gentle, quiet, so soft.
01:11:52All the winds of love in our hearts.
01:11:53All the winds of love in our hearts.
01:11:55Hands in the soul.
01:11:58Through an ever-splendor.
01:12:01Unknown to all in our hearts.
01:12:07Now listen here, teddy bear.
01:12:14Four weeks ago, I met a cute, available, old-fashioned guy who liked horse riding.
01:12:24In one month, you got married, you had two daughters, and you can't ride a horse to save your life.
01:12:35Don't stare at your shoes, look at me.
01:12:38Because since tonight, I want you more than I ever wanted any other man.
01:12:45Can you tell me why?
01:12:49I don't know.
01:13:15You've been dreaming about this for a long time, haven't you?
01:13:27This isn't a dream anymore.
01:13:30This is really happening.
01:13:32Baby, let's just take off our clothes.
01:13:37And get naked till my head's two toes.
01:13:43There's nothing that we can share.
01:13:48Till you drop them underwear.
01:13:54Baby, won't you take off their clothes?
01:13:59Let's do it, toe to toe.
01:14:05I said, Baby, let's take off their clothes.
01:14:10So, where do you want to break the ice, here or in bed?
01:14:16Well, let's see.
01:14:20I don't mind really.
01:14:21This is nice here.
01:14:23Bed is good.
01:14:24Bed might be comfortable.
01:14:25But lots of interesting chairs and stools, couches.
01:14:29Come on, let's go to bed.
01:14:53It's a water bed.
01:14:56This should be fun.
01:14:58Wait a minute.
01:14:59You come into bed with your shoes and socks?
01:15:02Oh, sorry.
01:15:04Can't go ahead.
01:15:06Go in.
01:15:07That's good.
01:15:08Go in.
01:15:09Get at it.
01:15:10Yeah, I'm hungry.
01:15:11Let's go in.
01:15:13Come on, can you BAI.
01:15:14Don't worry.
01:15:15You can't really get at it, too.
01:15:16I'm hungry.
01:15:17We can't be hungry.
01:15:18Just listen to you.
01:15:19Come on.
01:15:21I'll go in.
01:15:22I'll go in a minute.
01:15:23I'm hungry.
01:15:24It's hungry.
01:15:25I'll try and get a light to sleep.
01:15:26Good morning.
01:15:27I'll try and get a light to sleep.
01:15:28It's right.
01:15:29Some of you.
01:15:30You can get a light to sleep.
01:15:32We don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.
01:15:34Would you mind taking them off?
01:15:39Sorry.
01:16:02Come and get it, cowboy.
01:16:20Hello?
01:16:36Charlotte?
01:16:37Charlotte?
01:16:40Yes?
01:16:44What is it?
01:16:51Nothing. My husband's downstairs.
01:16:53Your husband?
01:16:54Yeah, hurry up, hurry up. Come on, get dressed.
01:16:57What do you mean, hurry up, hurry up? What husband?
01:17:00Oh, please hurry up. He wasn't due back until Friday.
01:17:03But it's only Wednesday.
01:17:04Yeah, you want to ask him why? He's six foot two and he's an airline pilot.
01:17:08If he finds you here, he's gonna kill you. Get dressed.
01:17:14Get dressed.
01:17:18Can't kill you.
01:17:19It's a bomb.
01:17:21I can't do it.
01:17:33They're flat.
01:17:39What are you doing in my husband's robe?
01:17:52I'm not going to get caught half-dressed.
01:17:54This is silly. Why play games?
01:17:55I'll talk to him man-to-man, that's all.
01:17:57Are you crazy? He's going to tear your balls apart.
01:18:00What are you doing? Where are we going?
01:18:02Quickly, get outside.
01:18:04This is a window.
01:18:04Yes, I know. It's a window. It's either this or the door.
01:18:07You must be joking. That's a hundred feet down there.
01:18:10Please, I won't be very long.
01:18:11Oh, come on, Charlotte.
01:18:13Please, I won't be long. He's probably got a taxi waiting.
01:18:15He never stays. Look, just stand out.
01:18:17Just stand out on the ledge.
01:18:19Please, quickly, don't worry. It's safe.
01:18:22Oh, God.
01:18:22Just wait for me there.
01:18:25Jesus.
01:18:37I'm coming, darling.
01:18:47I'm coming, darling.
01:19:07Oh, my God.
01:19:32There's a man who wants to jump off of that building!
01:19:58What's up, babe? Where are we going?
01:20:17Suicide.
01:20:18Come on, people. Let's have a cooperation here.
01:20:43Let's have some cooperation. This is a dangerous area.
01:20:46We've got a man up there and we need something to do that work.
01:20:49Come on, people.
01:20:50Give me a little bit. Back over there.
01:20:52Come on, folks. Get back.
01:20:55Come on, folks. Give us a break.
01:20:58Give us a break.
01:20:59This is an dangerous area.
01:21:01We've got a man up there.
01:21:02Yes.
01:21:08Roger. We got it.
01:21:09I got it.
01:21:10I got it.
01:21:11We have a night in there.
01:21:12We do.
01:21:13Come on, folks.
01:21:13We have a night in there.
01:21:14Come on, people.
01:21:15Come on, folks.
01:21:16Okay. Stand by.
01:21:17We are on the police.
01:21:18All right.
01:21:19Do we have feet to the network?
01:21:20Stand by.
01:21:21Stand by.
01:21:22Counting down.
01:21:23Five, four, three, two, one.
01:21:26You're on.
01:21:27Good morning.
01:21:28This is Marvin Cosper, Channel 5 News.
01:21:31Shortly after dawn this morning, a man was discovered on the ledge of a ninth floor knob hill.
01:21:36It does.
01:21:36The police have arrived and the fire department suicide team, plus a substantial crowd.
01:21:45All of us waiting here in the small courtyard below are very unclear as to what the man's motives are.
01:21:52He appears relaxed.
01:21:54In fact, he's seated on a small windowsill right now, speaking of a cigarette.
01:21:58But he looks disturbed by all the attention he's getting, as he hides his face and waves the crowd away.
01:22:04The police are more concerned with controlling the crowd, who are now calling for the man to jump.
01:22:08The question being asked here today is whether this man does or does not want to commit suicide.
01:22:14Oh, dear.
01:22:18One, two, three.
01:22:19One, two, three.
01:22:49Oh!
01:22:58Ah! Yes! Yes!
01:23:07What the hell am I doing?
01:23:10I have a wonderful wife.
01:23:12John! John!
01:23:15I could have thrown my whole life away.
01:23:18And for what? A piece of ass.
01:23:37What's that girl doing?
01:23:38What is she doing? Taking more pictures?
01:23:41Oh, no! Give me a break!
01:23:44She is cute, though.
01:23:46Look at those legs!
01:23:48Hey!
01:23:49Come on, now! Stop it!
01:23:50None of that stuff!
01:23:51I made a mistake, I learned my lesson, and I will never do it again!
01:23:56It's you!
01:23:58Nobody else to tell me so!
01:23:59It's you!
01:24:00It's you!
01:24:01You're the angel sent from heaven above!
01:24:02It's you!
01:24:03Nobody else to tell me so!
01:24:04It's you!
01:24:05You're the angel sent from heaven above!
01:24:06It's you!
01:24:07You're the angel sent from heaven above!
01:24:09It's you!
01:24:12Nobody else to tell me so!
01:24:15It's you!
01:24:17You're the angel sent from heaven above!
01:24:21You're the angel sent from heaven above!
01:24:22And thank you so much for me!
01:24:24And you and you!
01:24:27The angel!
01:24:28The angel sent from heaven above!
01:24:31This is his name!
01:24:32This one hot song!
01:24:34If only I had not been waiting
01:24:38My life would be undone
01:24:40If only I had not been waiting
01:24:44I would have picked the wrong one
01:24:47If only I had not been waiting for you
01:25:04I just called to say I love you
01:25:14I just called to say how much I care
01:25:22I just called to say I love you
01:25:31And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
01:25:39I just called to say I love you
01:25:48I just called to say how much I care
01:25:56Yeah, I do
01:25:58I just called to say I love you
01:26:06And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
01:26:13But my heart
01:26:17But my heart
01:26:21And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
01:26:27You
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