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When friendship and desire blur, their hearts face a risky game.
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:13Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple?
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:37But you've got to go.
00:00:39They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:05Yes!
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:10No!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:13Oh!
00:01:14Yeah, we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best.
00:01:19You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing.
00:01:21Was it good for you?
00:01:23Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:27Lani?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What?
00:01:34What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lani.
00:01:47I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:02:04What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her.
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:30How about you and I...
00:02:31Um, you're...
00:02:32Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:45Sorry.
00:02:46I'll be right back.
00:02:51Off camera.
00:03:01Oh, damn it.
00:03:02Shit.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh my God.
00:03:06Oh my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Oh yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Here.
00:03:13Do you wanna grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:25Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinky swear?
00:03:31Pinky swear.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:11That's cool.
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:39Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do on a nerve-shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:57You're not your wing man.
00:04:58You're not your wing man.
00:04:59You're not your wing man.
00:05:00You're not your wing man.
00:05:01You're not your wing man.
00:05:02You're not your wing man.
00:05:03You're not your wing man.
00:05:04You're not your wing man.
00:05:05You're not your wing man.
00:05:06You're not your wing man.
00:05:07You're not your wing man.
00:05:08You're not your wing man.
00:05:09You're not your wing man.
00:05:10You're not your wing man.
00:05:11You're not your wing man.
00:05:12You're not your wing man.
00:05:13You're not your wing man.
00:05:14You're not your wing man.
00:05:15You're not your wing man.
00:05:16You're not your wing man.
00:05:17You're not your wing man.
00:05:18I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:59Thanks.
00:06:01I think.
00:06:04Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:18Friends forever.
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:23You're right.
00:06:24You're right.
00:06:26You're right.
00:06:27You're right.
00:06:28You're right.
00:06:30You're right.
00:07:32Oh my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57It feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay.
00:09:00Sold.
00:09:03Planted benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:10Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:16Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:20Oh, what a man.
00:10:35What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a Friends with Benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Article 1.
00:10:46Nobody knows.
00:10:47It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article 3.
00:10:58Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:02Article 4.
00:11:03No lies.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:05Article 5.
00:11:06Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:21Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:23Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:25Friends First.
00:11:31Friends First.
00:11:32Friends First.
00:11:33French First.
00:11:37Let's eat.
00:11:39Let's eat?
00:11:44Let's eat?
00:11:48Let's eat?
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:00Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:11Why?
00:13:13I mean, no.
00:13:14The contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:16No.
00:13:17Friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:19Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:41Friends first?
00:13:43Friends first.
00:13:45Friends first.
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:49Friends first.
00:13:50So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:51Yes, you will.
00:13:52Oh my God.
00:13:53He asked me out.
00:13:54He asked me out.
00:13:55He asked me out.
00:13:56Breathe back.
00:13:57Breathe.
00:13:58Breathe.
00:13:59I've been crushing on it for so long.
00:14:00Aunt Asher?
00:14:01Yes.
00:14:02I've been crushing on it for so long.
00:14:06Aunt Asher?
00:14:07Yes.
00:14:08He asked you out?
00:14:09Yes.
00:14:10On a date?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:13Yes.
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15Yes.
00:14:16Yes.
00:14:17Yes.
00:14:18Yes.
00:14:19Yes.
00:14:20Yes.
00:14:21Yes.
00:14:22Yes.
00:14:23Yes.
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25Will you grab a coffee with me?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:28Yes.
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35Well, you grab a coffee with me later because you two are such good friends,
00:14:38you can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh, um, yeah, okay.
00:14:44I got to go.
00:14:45Getting a pati pati ready for the big night.
00:14:48I'm totally freaked out!
00:14:52Bye!
00:15:01Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:13Ooh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:16I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:21It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:28Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself, on your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:37Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:46Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:49Me and Asher?
00:15:52No, no, no, never.
00:15:55He's...we're friends.
00:15:58We're best friends.
00:16:00Good.
00:16:01By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:08Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:25I was born in Philly.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Well, where was the school?
00:16:33Um, I...
00:16:38Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:47That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:17:01I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:06That would be great.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:15Thank you?
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:30It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I was sworn off one night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one night stand?
00:17:46No, no.
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah.
00:17:59Yes.
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:21Are you...
00:18:23Jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:32Did you sleep together?
00:18:34No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:41Oh.
00:18:42God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:44Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:47Not for Beth.
00:18:48You don't?
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:57I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my pledge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:22Get back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:25It's not for you.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28Alright.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:53You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:54You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:55You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:56True love does not exist.
00:19:58You will only get hurt.
00:19:59He is your friend.
00:20:00Don't blow it.
00:20:01Friendship first.
00:20:02You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:03You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:04Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Lianne Lamont.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:25She...
00:21:26Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Lianne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:22Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:59arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:22That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46I had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric.
00:23:51Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um...
00:24:03I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:18I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:40He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:07Why are you so down?
00:26:08What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:21How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:26You never know.
00:26:31Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:37This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:50And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your love line.
00:27:02So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:34Great idea.
00:27:35Great idea.
00:27:35Great idea.
00:27:48The wind.
00:27:48It's fine.
00:27:49Yeah.
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:51I'm so...
00:27:52Keep it down.
00:27:53We'll be right.
00:27:53OK.
00:27:54I'll be right.
00:27:55No, no, no.
00:28:25Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:32Do you have a key?
00:28:36One second.
00:28:42Oh, nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:14Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:17I brought the dough!
00:29:32Nuts.
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:39Beth!
00:29:40Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:44What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:49Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:02I'm leaving.
00:30:03I'm getting dressed.
00:30:04I'm going.
00:30:05I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:07You didn't do anything.
00:30:08It was me.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16It was.
00:30:17I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:19I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:25what's this?
00:30:26Oh fuck?
00:30:27What do i see ifacho is a goddess there?
00:30:29No.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:36Hence-vost?
00:30:38Hence-vost?
00:30:42Hence-vost?
00:30:55Hey, Beth.
00:30:59Go away.
00:31:05I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:12You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:21I promise.
00:31:25Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:32Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:43Please, give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:55Okay.
00:32:11Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:18Eric.
00:32:26Hi.
00:32:27I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:35Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leanne?
00:32:50Call me.
00:32:51Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:11If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:14It's Eric.
00:33:36Leave a message.
00:33:36Hey, Eric.
00:33:39Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:45you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher?
00:33:47Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me.
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:56Miss you.
00:33:57Call me.
00:33:58Bye.
00:33:58Bye.
00:33:58Bye.
00:33:59Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:08Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:13we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:17I'll call you when I can.
00:34:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:47To love.
00:34:56Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:04I think we've had enough.
00:35:08How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:13Fabulous.
00:35:15Cool.
00:35:15Cool.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:17Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:29Easy.
00:35:29A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:59I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:20I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:56Yes, I guess.
00:36:59Yes.
00:37:00Yes.
00:37:01Yes.
00:37:02Yes.
00:37:03Yes.
00:37:04Yes, yes.
00:37:06Here is what you are.
00:37:09Yes.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:42Sorry.
00:38:43I'm trying my best.
00:38:44Hey.
00:38:45Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:46He cost us the game.
00:38:47Okay.
00:38:48Hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:56Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:58So embarrassing.
00:38:59Oh, embarrassing.
00:39:00Fucking prick.
00:39:01Come here.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:06Come on.
00:39:07Come on.
00:39:13Be brave.
00:39:14Let's do this.
00:39:15bet me what you do.
00:39:16There we are.
00:40:20Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:24I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:27We only just got back together.
00:40:30Beth, we were never together.
00:40:33I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:39Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:43I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:55You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:05See ya.
00:41:09See ya.
00:41:09See ya.
00:41:11Aaaahhhh!
00:41:26Shit!
00:41:35Aaaahhhhhhh!
00:42:53Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:01How about a hotel this time?
00:43:05We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:11Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:17XO, XO.
00:43:19When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:28I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:30Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:42I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:44I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:46Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:49You're my lover.
00:43:50You're my best friend.
00:43:52Lear, yeah.
00:43:56I am not a cheater.
00:43:58I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:44:02over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:13Kate.
00:44:33I will, I will, I will!
00:44:50Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:03Or both.
00:45:04Thoughts?
00:45:08Please, don't marry her.
00:45:11You don't love her.
00:45:13You're rebounding.
00:45:20I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:23Thoughts?
00:45:25A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:27Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:35Thoughts?
00:45:50Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:58Did you know that?
00:45:59It's crazy.
00:46:00Oh my God.
00:46:17Hello?
00:46:17Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:23You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:25He's awesome.
00:46:26I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you.
00:46:28And there's more with the doorman.
00:46:29Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:31Sure.
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:32Thanks.
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:33Okay.
00:46:33Okay.
00:46:47Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:59Okay.
00:47:03You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:06Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:10Ever.
00:47:11Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:22Effective now.
00:47:24Wait.
00:47:25What?
00:47:27Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:38Oh my God.
00:47:39Why would she do this?
00:47:42Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:44No, it's not true.
00:47:46This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:52But you never speak to me again.
00:47:57So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:58Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:02It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:04It's already in the trades.
00:48:07You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:09Nobody will touch you.
00:48:12So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:22Asher?
00:48:23You bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26You jealous bitch.
00:48:28What are you doing?
00:48:30What are you...
00:48:30I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:32So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:35Honey?
00:48:37What are you talking about?
00:48:38I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:41Old job well done.
00:48:43Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:47Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:50We are not friends.
00:48:53Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:55Stay away from me.
00:48:57Don't contact me.
00:48:58Don't speak to me.
00:48:59Don't look at me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:20Don't congregate to me.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:22It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:35She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:38Oh my God.
00:52:40Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:42Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:45Come on, come on, I'm sure.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:50Come on.
00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57Beth?
00:52:58Beth?
00:52:59Beth?
00:53:04Bess?
00:53:34Bess?
00:53:44Bess?
00:53:53Bess?
00:54:12Bess?
00:54:21Bess?
00:54:27Oh my god.
00:54:30She's insane.
00:54:32What are you doing here?
00:54:36Bess?
00:54:38You set me up.
00:54:41You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:44I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:48And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:54You're insane.
00:54:58I'll scream.
00:54:59Nobody will hear you.
00:55:02I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:13I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher?
00:55:19You and Asher?
00:55:20Or...
00:55:21You're a great couple.
00:55:23He loves you.
00:55:27Why don't I just go away?
00:55:29I'll move.
00:55:31I'll quit my job.
00:55:33Just...
00:55:34Please...
00:55:35Beth...
00:55:36Don't hurt me.
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:44But you've gotta go.
00:55:51I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:55But you've gotta go.
00:55:56I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:08No!
00:56:11I got...
00:56:13No!
00:56:43Don't bother.
00:57:13That pipe's in there good.
00:57:15You're not going anywhere.
00:57:19You're crazy.
00:57:21You're never getting away with it.
00:57:23Oh, but I will.
00:57:25See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:27and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:29and when I get back,
00:57:31you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:37You bitch.
00:57:43You bitch!
00:57:45Oh, and by the way,
00:57:47you're fired!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:57:51Toodles!
00:57:53Toodles!
00:57:57Toodles!
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:03Toodles!
00:58:05Toodles!
00:58:07Toodles!
00:58:09Toodles!
00:58:11Toodles!
00:58:13Toodles!
00:58:15Oh, my God.
00:58:45Oh, my God.
00:59:15Oh, my God.
00:59:45Oh, my God.
01:00:15In front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:22What are you doing here?
01:00:24Keep going fast.
01:00:25What's going on, Beth?
01:00:27Security, take this woman away.
01:00:29She's clearly deranged.
01:00:31Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:32We are gathered here today.
01:00:33Let's go finish it.
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:42What?
01:00:43That's completely absurd.
01:00:44Is this true?
01:00:49She's crazy.
01:00:50Security!
01:00:52She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:54Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:56Asher, you love me.
01:01:00We're getting married today.
01:01:02Go, go, go!
01:01:04Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:07You're ruining everything!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:15You're ruining everything!
01:01:17Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:21Get off me!
01:01:27I will kill you.
01:01:29I will kill you!
01:01:30Don't die!
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:34Get off me!
01:01:34Hey!
01:01:35No!
01:01:36No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:41I bet that won't you take me!
01:01:43Asher, I'll tell you, you're not going to be with me, Clyde!
01:01:45Oh!
01:01:46Oh!
01:01:46Oh!
01:01:48Hey!
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Good.
01:01:59Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:05Yeah, I think so.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09Good.
01:02:11Someone grab a chair.
01:02:11Here.
01:02:17Babe.
01:02:18Hey.
01:02:19Wake up, babe.
01:02:20Baby, wake up.
01:02:21Baby.
01:02:22Hey.
01:02:23Wake up.
01:02:23Wake up, baby.
01:02:25Leanne.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:28Asher.
01:02:29Yes, it's me.
01:02:30And it's all over.
01:02:37I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:40I'm more sorry.
01:02:41You saved me.
01:02:43You're my hero.
01:02:48Sure, I love you.
01:02:51I love you, Leanne.
01:02:58Let me help you.
01:02:59Come on.
01:03:00Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:18Will you marry me?
01:03:20Uh, yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:33They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:39Thank you very much.
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