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Dive into the drama and glamour of Miami's elite as the housewives navigate their complex personal lives, friendships, and business ventures. This episode continues to explore the latest conflicts and celebrations among the cast, offering an unfiltered look into their luxurious world.
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00:00C'est parti !
00:30Yes, I am.
00:31Don't worry about it too much.
00:32If she's going to act like an asshole,
00:33we're not going to treat her nice and respond.
00:35Exactly.
00:36Literally, everyone at this table said,
00:37you're not the greatest friend.
00:39And you're speaking for everybody?
00:40Yes.
00:43Shodi texted me?
00:44Yes.
00:45She had to block him because he wasn't stopping texting.
00:47I blocked it on my phone.
00:48What?
00:49Oh, my God.
00:50It's not there.
00:51Wait, what?
00:52Wait, what?
00:53Whoa!
01:00I don't need this in my life.
01:02I don't want to be friends with her anymore.
01:03I didn't know that.
01:04I didn't know this.
01:05I just don't know what he wants from me,
01:06and I don't want to be a part of it.
01:07So, Jodi texts me this.
01:09I'm trying to let it all drop,
01:10but you seem not to want to.
01:11Let this fight go like we have been trying to do.
01:15I said, I've never in my life said anything rude to you,
01:18like, ever.
01:19If you don't understand that, Jodi,
01:20you're a psycho.
01:21Like, that's not cool.
01:23This is like Delulu.
01:25She's a shitster, okay?
01:27I don't...
01:28Okay.
01:29Okay.
01:30Okay.
01:31Well, there's a situation.
01:32What?
01:33The situation is that Jodi has been sending her texts
01:36all afternoon, so she's upset.
01:38Marisol, there is a legal motion going on.
01:41We got to take care of this first.
01:43Oh, my God.
01:44Affidavit.
01:45They said I need to sign it in an hour.
01:47Oh, what happened?
01:48Oh, God.
01:49And then we deal with that tomorrow.
01:50Those are the messages that Jodi was sending to Larsa
01:53when Larsa was asking him to stop.
01:55This is crazy.
01:56Why is Jodi texting Larsa?
02:01Nobody's significant other should be texting any lady.
02:03He feels like he needs to stick up for Lisa
02:06and fight for Lisa.
02:07And you see, ladies, that's the problem.
02:09We can't tell our men too much because then
02:11they're damned if you do and you're damned if they don't.
02:13Right now, let's help her with the paper she needs to get back
02:16to the attorney for her kids.
02:17Can we just stop and please go back to dinner?
02:19I'm going to take care of my problems over there, okay?
02:21Larsa, can you please go back to dinner?
02:23I want to get off the ride.
02:25I'm so sorry.
02:26I'll be right back, okay?
02:27I don't want this, okay?
02:28Larsa, there's two separate issues.
02:31Jodi should not be texting you.
02:33And then there's Lisa with lawyers and her children.
02:37It's been going on for three years every day.
02:39The worst day of my life.
02:40Hey, she wasn't at the dinner yesterday,
02:41and today the dinner is all about her.
02:43You called the dinner yesterday fun?
02:45No, yesterday's dinner was fun.
02:46We had a good time.
02:47Oh, Lord have mercy.
02:49From the time we sat down, it's like, do you have a notary?
02:51Do you have a notary?
02:52Do you have this?
02:53Can you get this?
02:54Like, it's like, it changed the whole dynamic.
02:55It's true.
02:56It's true.
02:57It's true.
02:58What's she saying?
02:59Don't kill the vibe for the rest of us.
03:00We're here to celebrate.
03:01What a bitch.
03:02Bitch.
03:03Bitch.
03:04Okay.
03:05Her.
03:06Like, what the ?
03:07Leave me alone.
03:08Notary first.
03:09Let's go to another place over there.
03:10I got, you know, let's go to a more quiet place.
03:12We're here to focus on what's important right now.
03:15My darling, this is a walk in the park to other situations
03:19that I have been in the midst of, such as a groom saying no
03:23at the altar.
03:24Groom has said no at the altar.
03:26The groom has said no at the altar.
03:28Please confirm.
03:30Easy.
03:31In my sleep.
03:32Come on, Nisa.
03:33Let me help you, girl.
03:34You're gonna sit here and get this done.
03:36I just feel like I'm paralyzed like a cat.
03:38Like a scaredy cat right now.
03:39No, no, no.
03:40It's okay.
03:41You can only make important what's important to you.
03:43Right now, this is your children, is your life.
03:45This over there is gonna wait.
03:47I just don't believe you have an hour.
03:49That's my thing.
03:50Alexia, you know how men play games.
03:52Here.
03:53Babe.
03:54Manny's nose is here.
03:56If Todd comes for you and you need a third, leave Todd out of it.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Yeah, you're talking about Todd.
04:02Just leave him out of it, por favor.
04:04Okay, we're not talking about Todd anymore, por favor.
04:07I know that word is not allowed.
04:09Now you know it's not just for you, it's for everybody.
04:11I can no longer meet any more Todd.
04:14You know, it just doesn't come out anymore.
04:16If all this is going on Lisa's life and she's about to lose her kids, why is Jody sending
04:20you a text?
04:21Why isn't he helping her?
04:22I can't.
04:23Jody, it's Gertie.
04:24Hi.
04:25Gertie's trying to help me, so.
04:27Yeah, but Lisa, I think you have until 5 p.m. Eastern, which is an hour and six minutes
04:31from now.
04:32Okay.
04:33There is a girl named Giselle.
04:34I think she is an online notary like you've done before.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Where does this have to go to some computer, then she's going to webcam with you or whatever
04:42and don't do it that way.
04:43But Lisa, don't get yourself too wrapped up in these little fights and stuff like that.
04:47I can show you all the time.
04:48Jody, let me talk to you.
04:49Jody, Jody's Gertie.
04:50Jody, baby.
04:51Jody's Gertie.
04:52So with Larsa, do not even engage any longer.
04:55Forget her number, do not text her directly.
04:57Not a good look at all.
04:58Don't text her.
04:59Yeah, yeah.
05:00Now I just really need to make sure she gets into this military.
05:04Exactly.
05:05That's my focus as well.
05:07Señoritas, espero para ustedes un principal, the main court for you.
05:10Cojimos pollo y pescado.
05:12Gracias.
05:13You know why I went to mass today?
05:16Why?
05:17Because I can't deal with this.
05:18I'm sensitive.
05:19I think this is in my heart.
05:21I can't deal with this anymore.
05:23Adriana, go sit on that side of the corner, please.
05:25Go sit over there and cry.
05:26Why?
05:27Go sit in that corner.
05:28All you're doing is making excuses for someone's bad behavior.
05:31I understand Larsa might be tired of dealing with these issues that Lisa has had for the past two years.
05:38They can't take anymore.
05:39I'm telling you, when people hurt, I feel it.
05:41But yet, I do not appreciate people who gang up on someone.
05:46I've been there myself, and it didn't feel good.
05:49These girls are extra man.
05:51Oh my God.
05:52Nobody sends you a paper and says, sign it right now.
05:54Nobody.
05:55Where is Lisa?
05:56She's on the phone legally.
05:57Talk to me.
05:58Let's talk about Stephanie's outfit.
06:00Yeah!
06:01How great is that?
06:02Stephanie, you're not going to kiss me after this.
06:04Oh my God.
06:05You're going to kiss me after this.
06:06Stephanie is about to go back on your plane.
06:09Julia, Julia, Julia.
06:10I will not kiss you, Julia.
06:12Even Larsa's done it.
06:13She is good.
06:14I am like the biggest crude you'll ever meet.
06:16Give me all the cheeks.
06:17All the cheeks.
06:18I have the red doesn't count.
06:19So I'm done?
06:20Everything's good?
06:21Yes.
06:22You're done.
06:23Okay.
06:24I'm done.
06:25This is a major, major life moment.
06:26I am getting divorced and I'm on a girls trip at a dinner with a crazy lady yelling at me,
06:33making it about her.
06:34All signed.
06:35Yay!
06:36Okay.
06:37I'm so happy for you.
06:38I'm just grateful to have at least two of my friends really be there for me.
06:42Oh, here comes Lisa.
06:43Andriana.
06:44Maki, everything's solved?
06:45Everything's solved.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Great.
06:48So, all right.
06:49Let's have a little chitchat.
06:50Um, so what's the problem?
06:51Why don't you tell me what the problem is?
06:52I don't know.
06:53I've been dealing with legal stuff.
06:54Your boyfriend is texting me things that he shouldn't be texting me.
06:59This is the harassing text message that Jody sent to Larsa.
07:04Larsa, stop.
07:05I don't want this fight.
07:06You can't point at the sky and tell me it's not blue.
07:09Larsa, listen.
07:10I don't want to argue with you.
07:11Clearly, we're not on the same page.
07:12What fight?
07:13Have a good night.
07:14Jody, we don't need to be on the same page.
07:17It's in the past if you'll let it go.
07:19Why were you involving him?
07:20I've never involved him.
07:21No, no, no.
07:22Your boyfriend is the one that involved himself when we were in Milan.
07:25He said to me, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of him.
07:28I've never involved him.
07:29No, no, no.
07:30Your boyfriend is the one that involved himself when we were in Milan.
07:33He said to me, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of him in the south of France.
07:37And I said, me?
07:38What am I, the CIA?
07:39And that's what started it all.
07:40You're acting like a victim right now.
07:42I'm acting like a victim?
07:44She has quite the talent for spinning things so she can look like the victim.
07:49She is the villain.
07:50You're disgusting.
07:51You're elected.
07:52You need to tell her to shut up.
07:53You're just going to make it worse.
07:54The way that you're both being right now, we're just going to keep on snapping at each other.
07:57He yelled at me in the elevator, babe.
07:59Victim.
08:00Oh, this happened to me.
08:01That happened to me.
08:02Yeast infection.
08:03This happened to me.
08:04It's like nonstop.
08:05Did you just say yeast infection?
08:06Yeah, she has that too.
08:07Lisa.
08:08I saw you taking notes.
08:13No, I just take notes for myself.
08:15I take notes like a student.
08:16Right.
08:17The names that she called me.
08:18She called me a groupie.
08:20She called me a groupie.
08:21Oh my God.
08:22Lisa, I can't.
08:23Stop calling her a monkey because she's going to take notes.
08:26Do you have a note about me?
08:28No, not yet.
08:29Really?
08:30Really?
08:31You know why I take notes?
08:32Because of my divorce.
08:33I learned you have to take notes about everything.
08:35But now when you have no conversation with your friends.
08:38It's very smart.
08:39You should all take notes.
08:40You don't forget things.
08:41It's very hard to be friends with somebody that's taking notes on you.
08:43I'm sorry, Lisa.
08:44It's scary.
08:45Can you imagine being friends with someone taking notes on you?
08:47No.
08:48That's dangerous.
08:49I am not sitting in a court of law where you have to take notes on our conversations.
08:54Can she even spell dumb?
08:56She's taking notes.
08:58To keep it straight, it might not be a bad idea.
09:01What?
09:02Like you can't take mental notes?
09:03Like I've been taking mental notes throughout this entire trip.
09:06When you're in legal stuff like I'm in-
09:08This is illegal, Lisa.
09:09This is like a group of friends, Lisa.
09:11Friends do do that.
09:12We're not really friends, actually.
09:14Then you don't need to be sitting across from you then.
09:17You can sit over there.
09:18They're gonna do this all night.
09:19Can we have fun?
09:20I just want to have fun, you guys.
09:22You haven't been a great friend like you always say.
09:24I'll go around the table.
09:26And you can try to pretend you are, even though you're not.
09:29Can't pause and I'll kiss you.
09:31Thanks, Martina, too much.
09:32No time.
09:33No time.
09:34Thank you.
09:35Kissing maybe will change the energy.
09:37That's what I do.
09:38Let's make it possible.
09:40No, you're missing it, Stephanie.
09:42Let's kiss and not fight.
09:44If Gertie and I can kiss.
09:47You can make up.
09:48Oh, my God, for sake, come on already.
09:51Fuck.
09:52Whoa.
09:53Gertie was open.
09:54Gertie opened her mouth.
09:55Oh, my God, this group is crazy.
09:59This is the first time ever.
10:02And I might like it.
10:04It's like a drug.
10:06We had better dinners, but we had worse.
10:18Hi.
10:19They're beautiful.
10:20How are they doing?
10:21I miss you.
10:22I miss you, too.
10:23We're so close, but so far.
10:25I know.
10:26I just couldn't hang out with you anywhere in the world, but Madrid is a lot of fun with you.
10:31I miss you.
10:32Is there any drama?
10:33Are the girls behaving?
10:34Of course there is.
10:35Of course there is.
10:36Darling.
10:37How are you?
10:38Hi, my darling.
10:39How are you?
10:40How are you?
10:41Hi, my darling.
10:42I'm getting glommed.
10:43Great.
10:44Isn't it great?
10:45Looking forward to seeing you all.
10:46So incredible that you're going to host us all tomorrow.
10:48Martina is so jealous.
10:49And Martina is good?
10:50Oh, Martina is babysitting the boys.
10:51How much do you pay her an hour?
10:52I cannot afford her.
10:53You should be getting a knock.
10:54What are you doing with your little germ people?
10:55I'm a germaphobe.
10:56I don't touch handles.
10:57Ooh, yes, you look like a southern belle up in España.
11:00Are you?
11:01You guys look amazing.
11:02Look at you.
11:03Look at you.
11:04Look at you.
11:05Look at you.
11:06You look like a southern belle up in España.
11:07You're so jealous.
11:08And Martina is good.
11:09Oh, Martina is babysitting the boys.
11:10How much do you pay her an hour?
11:11I cannot afford her.
11:12You got a knock.
11:13What are you doing with your little germ people?
11:14I'm a germaphobe.
11:15I don't touch the handles.
11:16Ooh, yes, honey.
11:17You look like a southern belle up in España.
11:20Yeah.
11:21How are you?
11:22You guys look amazing.
11:23Look at the bow in the back.
11:24You look sweet.
11:25Yeah, I'm sweet.
11:26I like this.
11:27And you're comfortable with the shoes.
11:28Howdy.
11:29We're walking on ruins.
11:30No, we're not.
11:31My mother always said you gotta suffer to be beautiful,
11:33so let's suffer, bitches.
11:34Are you guys tired?
11:35I'm tired.
11:36Exhausted.
11:37Let's just have fun today.
11:38No drama.
11:39I think Alexia, Stephanie, Larsa, Julia, and Marisol
11:43are going to that towel place.
11:44Oh, they're gonna make it?
11:45Yeah.
11:46I don't know.
11:47Yeah.
11:48I prefer to go see the city.
11:49All right.
11:50La ciudad de Sevilla.
11:51Let's go.
11:55We are in the neighborhood of Priana.
11:58In this town, they do tile making.
12:01Oh.
12:02This reminds me so much of my mom because in our home in Mexico,
12:08all the bathrooms and kitchens,
12:10she decorated them with Spanish tiles that she had shipped in.
12:14She loved banished hand-painted tiles.
12:16It was a little much, by the way.
12:19It can be nauseating when it's in every room.
12:22Buenos dias.
12:23I'm Marisol.
12:24I'm Paula.
12:25Nice to meet you.
12:26I'm Julia.
12:27Alexia.
12:28Nice to meet you.
12:29Nice to meet you.
12:30I'm Julia.
12:31Alexia.
12:32Alexia, nice to meet you.
12:33Nice to meet you.
12:34I love you.
12:35I love you.
12:36I love you.
12:37I love you.
12:38I love you.
12:39Hi, Larsa.
12:40I'm going to introduce this place.
12:42This place was an old ceramic factory from the end of 19th century.
12:46Oh.
12:47The walls and the arches are original.
12:49So cool.
12:50I'm going to fill the ceramic here.
12:53Mm-hmm.
12:54Have you painted before with ceramic?
12:56No.
12:57Never.
12:58We haven't even painted on a paper.
12:59Oh, I haven't.
13:00Or on anything.
13:01I doodle while I'm in meetings.
13:03All my notes have massued with hearts.
13:05Jackson, he did something the other day.
13:07He made a Picasso painting on my truck.
13:11With a rock.
13:13I'm going to put some stencil, but if you want, you can mix an extensile on your imagination.
13:18Please don't paint, you know what, what you painted in the room yesterday.
13:21Male genitalia.
13:22Was it a penis?
13:23A penis.
13:24Please don't paint a penis.
13:25Are you missing too that much?
13:26I just like to draw.
13:28And she draws it really good, by the way.
13:30Yeah.
13:31It's a nice one.
13:32I'm not going to lie.
13:33It's a nice one.
13:34It's a pretty one.
13:35Give you a real minimalist clean penis.
13:39I like a clean penis, don't you?
13:42I think this is the proper size.
13:45I mean, think about it.
13:46If you had a penis when you wanted to be, like, at least up to here.
13:50No, I'm not drawing a penis.
13:52No.
13:53I have to put a little wrinkles on it.
13:57Do you think a lesbian cannot draw a penis?
14:00Are you kidding me?
14:02It looks like a dog bone.
14:07Can you tell me what this is?
14:08I drew something.
14:11It's your penis.
14:12I drew it.
14:13Thank you.
14:14It looks like it exactly.
14:19Kiki's in the run class.
14:20She should have been in this group.
14:21Is my ass okay?
14:23And that outfit nailed it.
14:24So good.
14:25It is nice.
14:29Oh my gosh, guys.
14:30I am so excited about this.
14:31This is the oldest palace in Europe and has been here.
14:36It was created by the Muslims.
14:38Today, this is making me happy.
14:41Alcazar is one of the most iconic sites around the world.
14:45Not only is the oldest castle in Europe, but it's still being utilized by the royal family.
14:51After everything that went down last night, we needed like, you know, to see something pretty and historical that elevates us as human beings.
15:01How beautiful.
15:02Wow.
15:03The name Alcazar comes from Arabic Alcazar, which means the fortress.
15:08To the Muslim influence.
15:09Amazing, the mosaic.
15:10Ah, okay.
15:11Stunning.
15:12Yes.
15:13This is my own private tour guide, Inspector Gadget, right here.
15:16Adriana, I feel like, is the Jackie of all trades.
15:19Ms. Inspector Gadget is literally like, da-dum, da-dum.
15:25I cannot believe we are here.
15:26Like a princess entering a castle that belongs in the 11th century.
15:29I actually feel like it.
15:31This maybe used to be my castle from the past life.
15:34See the gold?
15:35See the gold up there?
15:36The gold leaf, everything.
15:38Oh my God.
15:39This room was the place of birth of Maria de Cruz.
15:42Maria de Bourbon.
15:43Maria de Bourbon.
15:44It was one of the queens.
15:45What does she know?
15:46She's amazing.
15:47I have traveled to 58 different countries.
15:51I lived in Paris and studied art history.
15:55I also lived in Florence and studied Italian art and then Rome.
15:59This is what I'm about, to be in places like this and understand all that it is.
16:05This is amazing.
16:07Imagine back then there was no technology.
16:09Everything was handmade.
16:10This is unbelievable.
16:11You know how much that would cost in Miami to do a door like that?
16:14No.
16:15Forget about it.
16:16I was a teacher's pet, so I'm ready.
16:19Oh, here we go.
16:20She's going to help me.
16:22Tomorrow we're going to Marbella.
16:25But I didn't get a chance to ask you, Larson, because I want to make sure that you're comfortable.
16:29Do you want Lisa to be invited on the plane?
16:32I want to make sure that you're happy.
16:36No, I know.
16:37I was shaking so bad yesterday.
16:38I don't know if I want to be on the same plane with her.
16:41There is something more about my friends that I don't think I told you why it's also so important for me to go to Marbella.
16:47I was thinking to be with all of you and ask them, would they be okay?
16:53Godparents?
16:54Oh, my God!
16:56I love that.
16:57That's adorable.
16:58That's adorable.
16:59That's amazing.
17:00That's amazing.
17:01I love that we can be a part of that.
17:03Martina and I met Derek and Jeffrey more than 10 years ago.
17:07They're just like our family.
17:09Having a Godfather figure is something symbolic.
17:13And I would love my boys to have a male figure in their life as well.
17:17And those guys are one of the best male figures I could wish for.
17:22It's a special moment for me, you know?
17:24I mean, I'm so sorry that Lisa is going through what she's going through right now.
17:29But yesterday, this dinner turned into a disaster.
17:33But I feel like you really need to talk to her because you just can't not invite her.
17:38Of course not.
17:39I don't see myself saying, Lisa, you're not invited.
17:41I can't do that, you know?
17:42Hard call.
17:43But this is the craziest .
17:44Lisa gets away with anything in this group.
17:47She's been friends with them for a really, really long time.
17:50And they have learned to just accept the way that she is.
17:53And continuing to allow her to be a destructive way.
17:57You guys want to make excuses.
17:59It has now been years where you guys give her chances and chances to be late and disrespect you.
18:04I also believe that she has come in and ruined the environment.
18:09I don't want to hope and wish that she's going to get on the plane and not cause an issue.
18:15And I'm not willing to take that chance.
18:17Lisa has come in and ruined the environment.
18:34I don't want to be on a plane with her.
18:36I don't want to be in a car with her.
18:38I think that every time you two are in front of each other, you have a problem.
18:42So we know something's going to happen.
18:44I mean, the good thing is that the plane ride is only 22 minutes.
18:47You can't give me a choice.
18:48A lot can happen in 22 minutes.
18:49Everybody knows that there's such a thing as jetiquette.
18:53It's etiquette on a jet.
18:55Lisa is always late.
18:57So I already think the number one rule of jetiquette, she's going to break it.
19:01And who wants bad vibes in the sky?
19:03Nobody.
19:04I'm in a situation.
19:05You're in a situation where you're with someone that's taking notes and sending them to someone that doesn't give a shit about you guys.
19:11I saw her taking the notes.
19:13Something's going on with her because Lisa was never like this.
19:15I know.
19:16I agree.
19:17It's like she's thinking more now.
19:19And then the wheels are spinning.
19:21I don't want to get sued.
19:23I like my money.
19:24That's why I'm saying I don't want to be on the plane with her.
19:26I'm not willing to lose anything for someone else's situation.
19:31And I think you guys can all agree to that.
19:33Is that fair to say?
19:34It's fair to say.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Oh my goodness, guys.
19:38This is one of the first times on the trip I've really been in the moment, you know?
19:42I have so much personal stuff going on.
19:45I have to say the lawsuits take up most of my time.
19:49Yesterday was an example of that.
19:50Just the fact that within an hour you had to reply, find a notary, that alone got me anxious for you.
19:55So I can understand, you know?
19:56And the kids are going through a lot.
19:58Logan's saying things like, all I can think about is fixing you and dad.
20:01Can I put you guys together?
20:02And he, as a young boy, should not be worrying about these adult problems.
20:06I feel like I'm just crumbling.
20:08I really feel like it's not okay for somebody's boyfriend to be calling another person in the group.
20:18She started it.
20:19Yeah, but how does Jody know everything that happened in the group?
20:21She started it.
20:22She literally said his name, so it was about him, so yes, I told him.
20:27I think it's bad enough that Jody is texting a woman.
20:31Oh my God.
20:32But it's the amount of taxes.
20:35Like, I think Jody texts larger more than Lisa.
20:37I don't know how her and Jody are speaking directly, to be honest.
20:40I don't like it at all.
20:41I need everyone to leave Jody alone.
20:43He's a great guy.
20:44What's the vote?
20:45I would want to talk to her.
20:48Julian, I will tell her.
20:50She doesn't like people to tell her what to do.
20:52Well, too bad.
20:53I don't like it neither.
20:54Larsa, literally since June, has been telling her,
20:57Lisa, please, you're my friend and you're following Marcus
21:00and you know what he's done to me and my family and the things he said.
21:03And she just doesn't want to do it because Larsa's telling her not to do it.
21:06So if you talk to her like that, she's going to say, well, you're not going to tell me what to do.
21:10Listen, I feel like we need to de-escalate the situation.
21:13We do.
21:14I know that you are not ready to unfollow Marcus.
21:17And I know it's so stupid.
21:18I know this is so stupid.
21:19I just think that it is the factor that has escalated everything.
21:23But she was like very aggressive with the way she approaches me and she's not the boss of me.
21:28I'm not going to let her tell me what to do.
21:31I don't know, Adriana, what do you think?
21:32She's always my voice of reason.
21:34You don't want to unfollow Marcus on Larsa's demand because that means then she is winning.
21:41At the same time, I feel like you empowering her because she's using that to run the whole group against you.
21:48That's exactly right.
21:49Okay.
21:50Okay.
21:51I'm just going to do it.
21:52This is, I can't believe that this is like the big thing.
21:54That's the level that Larsa is on.
21:57This doesn't mean that, this doesn't mean that you have to engage with her anymore.
22:01Do you see that guys?
22:05I think I see pigs flying.
22:11One less chip, she gets to play.
22:13I don't think that Larsa is going to go, thank you friend.
22:17I hope we can move on from this now that you've unfollowed Marcus.
22:23Like that's not going to happen.
22:26Now can we just go back and enjoy more of this beauty?
22:29This place was magical.
22:31One unfollow at a time.
22:32There you go.
22:33I'm so proud of you.
22:34Okay.
22:35I'm nervous.
22:36I don't like this.
22:37Relax.
22:38You said relax.
22:39I know I'm going to relax right now with this boozy sedative because this isn't going to be an easy conversation.
22:52It's Stephanie's plane.
22:54It's Stephanie's choice.
22:56Why am I taking the heat?
22:58Ay yai yai.
23:00God.
23:01It's always me.
23:04Holding the bag.
23:06Doing the dirty work.
23:08Hi.
23:09Hi Monk.
23:11Hi.
23:12How was your day?
23:13I'm out of breath.
23:14Did you go running?
23:15Are you ready for tonight?
23:18No, this is from today.
23:20Oh, okay.
23:21Yeah.
23:22How are you?
23:23Good.
23:24We went to make some tiles.
23:25It's our role as hostess to have this conversation with Lisa.
23:28I'm a little nervous, to be honest, to be talking to Lisa.
23:31Maybe not as nervous as Marisol right now, but I still think we got this.
23:36Oh, good.
23:37Missed you guys.
23:38Did you have fun?
23:39Yes.
23:40Now we have tomorrow.
23:41We're going to Marbella.
23:42We're going on Stephanie's jet.
23:44It's a short flight.
23:45Okay.
23:46And we're going to my friends, Derek and Jeffrey.
23:49And for me, it's extra special because I want to ask them to be godfathers of my voice.
23:53Oh my God.
23:54Right.
23:55That's so special.
23:56They don't know.
23:57Oof.
23:58So they're going to say yes?
23:59I hope and I'm sure also they will say yes.
24:02I will be on my best behavior if that's what I'm here for.
24:05Yeah.
24:06I already know that.
24:07So.
24:08I love hearing that.
24:09I love hearing that.
24:10You've got to put your phone away because everyone's really uncomfortable about the note-taking.
24:15I can't put my phone away because I have two kids and I have little stuff going on and I have to have my phone.
24:19Okay.
24:20So here's what we're going to do.
24:21We're going to have a basket on the jet and then when we get to the house, there's a basket for the phone.
24:25Are you guys making this rule for everyone else?
24:28Yes, I'm going to put my phone at the basket.
24:30Yeah, but I can't do that.
24:32Absolutely, I have to have my phone.
24:34Here's the problem.
24:35The note-taking has everyone on high alert.
24:37Okay, let me explain.
24:38I'm only taking little notes on Larsa because she likes to twist and turn things and lie, so I have to keep it straight.
24:45Only Larsa?
24:47Larsa's our friend.
24:48One day you take it on Larsa.
24:50Next time you'll take it on me.
24:52I have to be able to pick up my phone.
24:55Right.
24:56Two small children, but when you're here, who can help you help them if they need help over there?
25:02Nobody.
25:03Their father doesn't?
25:04Nope.
25:05You can't ask Jody to do it?
25:07Nope.
25:08He's your partner and he steps in when you have an emergency.
25:11No, he's not their dad.
25:13Are you kidding me?
25:14He's not going to help you with your kids when you have an emergency?
25:16What kind of love is that?
25:18Guys, I will remove myself because it's bananas.
25:23You guys are trying to tell me what to do with my phone.
25:25It's nuts.
25:26Guys.
25:27I love you guys.
25:28I'm not coming tonight.
25:30I feel like I'm not wanted.
25:32And I...
25:33That's not true.
25:34I think we gave you an opportunity.
25:36I love you guys.
25:37I'm with us.
25:38Proposed you to go to the spa.
25:40This is exactly what I didn't want to happen in my bed.
25:43I'm not going to dinner with these people tonight.
25:45Like...
25:46No.
25:47Oh, that shit.
25:48That shit.
26:09Gertie.
26:10Can I come in?
26:11Yes.
26:12You have no makeup on at all?
26:14Who's going to help you with all that?
26:16No.
26:17Giana, no.
26:18I'm not a makeup artist.
26:19I just don't know.
26:20Like, this is based on my color.
26:22So I don't know what...
26:23No.
26:24I like to be dark.
26:25Oh.
26:26Okay.
26:29Howdy.
26:30Hey, girls.
26:31You guys look great.
26:32Red is my power color.
26:33Yeah?
26:34I love it.
26:35Hello.
26:36Hello.
26:37Hi.
26:38Kids, I missed you today.
26:39Yeah.
26:40What is that?
26:41You guys want to do a selfie?
26:42What is that?
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44That's so cool.
26:45You could film porn with this.
26:50Yo, this is so cool.
26:51Ah!
26:52Memories, memories.
26:54Ooh, get me more.
26:55What do you got?
26:57Okay, we're calling Lisa now.
26:59Ooh!
27:01Oh, I love it.
27:02Yeah.
27:03Hey.
27:04Hi, my friend.
27:05You guys can go ahead if you like.
27:06I can take a cab because I need, like, five minutes.
27:09So you guys can go ahead.
27:10Okay.
27:11Okay.
27:14So we'll just see you there then.
27:15Okay.
27:16Bye.
27:17But I don't want to keep you guys, so I'm-
27:18Okay.
27:19Thank you.
27:20Thank you for answering.
27:21We'll see you there.
27:23She hung up.
27:24Okay.
27:25It was hell to get here.
27:26I'm dealing with a lot.
27:27I'm not going to let Larsa have the satisfaction of driving me out of this group.
27:32Lisa, I know it was uncomfortable and you're going through a lot of emotions.
27:36You're, like, got so many things going on.
27:39I thought you handled it quite well.
27:41And, uh, I wanted to see you at dinner.
27:46You can do it.
27:47You can do it.
27:49All right.
27:50Love you.
27:51Bye.
27:52So I'm going to go to dinner.
27:53I'm hungry.
27:54And besides, a girl's got to eat.
27:56So we're missing Gertie and Adriana.
27:58We should head out and just send the other girls a text message with the address.
28:02Right, yeah.
28:03Let's go.
28:04Yeah, let's go.
28:05No, I don't.
28:06We can't be late.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:08It's so warm today.
28:09Oh, my God.
28:10My folder.
28:11Please don't go.
28:12Please don't go.
28:13So funny.
28:14What's in the folder?
28:15Taking notes?
28:16Like Lisa.
28:17Oh, God.
28:18I would never do that.
28:19Oh, did you guys give your order for the restaurant?
28:20Yes.
28:21Hi.
28:22Oh, Gertie.
28:23How are you guys doing?
28:24Hi, hi, hi.
28:25Hi.
28:26I left the necklace.
28:27I'm like, ooh.
28:28He's a color.
28:29Hello.
28:30Hi.
28:31We'll squeeze in.
28:32I guess I'll go to the other one.
28:34You see, Adriana literally looks at me and walks the other way.
28:39Is it me?
28:40Is it me?
28:41I don't know.
28:42Did she look?
28:43She didn't even say, can I squeeze in?
28:44Nothing.
28:45Hello.
28:46Hi.
28:47Hey, come on in.
28:48How was your day?
28:49You had fun?
28:50I did have fun.
28:51Good.
28:52Gertie, I have serious gossip for you.
28:54Kiki found a boyfriend in Sevilla.
28:57Oh.
28:58That one, a beautiful husband from Sevilla.
29:05No, no, no, not you.
29:06He's gonna have a wife, but in 15 days I won't.
29:08Oh, my God.
29:09And I told him I'm taken already by Julian Martínez.
29:11No, you didn't.
29:12You actually said how deep is your wallet.
29:14Oh.
29:1540 years ago when I lived here.
29:19I was 17.
29:20Why didn't you marry a Spaniard, Alexia?
29:22I was actually engaged to a Spanish guy.
29:24His grandfather was the owner of Pepsi-Cola in Spain.
29:28Wow.
29:29Wow, you missed your boat.
29:30Your trust fund babies.
29:31I didn't even know what that was.
29:32Oh, my God.
29:33Back in the day.
29:34That's like real money.
29:35Looking for that Pepsi-Cola CEO and hope he's single and not gay.
29:40And try and put them back together.
29:42We need a big band-aid.
29:44And by big band-aid, I mean big band-aid.
29:49Hola, buenas noches.
29:50Buenas noches.
29:51Buenas noches.
29:52Tienemos una reserva.
29:53Muy bienvenidas.
29:54Vale.
29:55Indico la mesita para aquí.
29:56Oh, this is gorgeous.
29:57Wow.
29:58It's not pretty.
29:59Guys, look at the tile.
30:00These are the magnificent ones.
30:01I need to sit somewhere where I can kick Alexia under the table.
30:16We had a good day today.
30:31We really did.
30:32And we were making tile.
30:33Let's right away.
30:35So, A de Alexia, T de Todd, mi corazón y las tortugas,
30:42porque cuando nos estábamos cazando en St. Barts, vinieron los tortugas.
30:46No.
30:48I guess the turtle is good symbolism of the speed Todd's moving at to finalize this divorce.
30:55Julia and Maris are hosting.
30:57They decided when we come back to the hotel, we're going to meet up with Lisa.
31:02And we did.
31:03So, then I said to her, here's the caveat.
31:06You have to put your phone in a basket when you get on the plane.
31:09And you have to put your phone in a basket when you get to the house.
31:12Oh, by the way.
31:14She decided she unfollowed Marcus.
31:17None of us.
31:18Thank God, baby, Jason.
31:21Wow.
31:22We're so past that.
31:24Adriana, that's the bare minimum.
31:26Wait, Adriana, I didn't know that you were going to announce that because we all made a pact that we were not going to announce that she unfollowed Marcus.
31:31We did.
31:33We did.
31:34Someone's going to say it.
31:35Pinky promise right now, Kiki.
31:36Watch.
31:37Someone's going to go.
31:38And you.
31:39Go.
31:40Pinky promise.
31:41She made Kiki literally, like, promise her life that she wasn't going to say anything about that.
31:43I guess I missed that part.
31:44Oh, yeah.
31:45You were sitting there.
31:46We were like, we're not going to say anything.
31:47I was looking at the birds.
31:49I was watching the parakeets.
31:51Adriana, you're the worst secret keeper.
31:54I'm sorry.
31:56And I thought it was good news.
31:58Lisa, she doesn't really care to follow Marcus.
32:00It's just because she won't let Larsa control her.
32:03Well, that fish is gorgeous.
32:12Steph, Steph.
32:13So good.
32:14Roquetas.
32:15Mmm.
32:22Oh, my God.
32:23Are you kidding me?
32:24I'm going to eat real quick.
32:25Eat real quick.
32:26Bye.
32:27Bye.
32:31Hi, Lisa.
32:32I'm glad you're here.
32:33How is everybody doing today?
32:35Hey.
32:36Me too.
32:37Hey.
32:38How are you?
32:39I'm good.
32:40Good.
32:41It's like orange.
32:44Who shows up two hours late and acts like everything is okay?
32:48Like, we're just fine.
32:49Like, we're just fine.
32:50She lives in Dulululand.
32:51I'm a foodie, y'all.
32:52That's what I'm trying to do.
32:53So what's the tea?
32:54Lisa, we made a promise we were not going to say anything.
32:55Adriana, run her mouth.
32:56I literally was like, we literally said that.
32:57Not like that, though.
32:58Not like that.
32:59You make Kiki pinky promise?
33:00Not like that.
33:01No, but wait.
33:14It was like that.
33:15First of all, Kiki, stop being so ratchet.
33:17You know what I mean?
33:29Lise, nous avons promis que nous n'allions pas dire quelque chose, Adriana ronné her mouth.
33:35Kiki, stop being so ratchett.
33:40What do you mean, stop being so ratchett?
33:43Parce que je n'allais pas de bonheur.
33:45Adriana, c'est bonheur.
33:47C'est bonheur.
33:48Vous calling me ratchett?
33:50Oh my God, je suis vraiment chocé sur le bonheur.
33:53Vous êtes ratchetté à eux tous.
33:55Nous avons promis, vous n'allez pas de bonheur.
33:57Je n'ai pas de bonheur.
33:58Did you call me ratchett?
33:59No, I mean...
34:00No, no, no, she didn't mean it like that.
34:02She called me Lidiana, don't react.
34:04Kiki is overreacting.
34:05What do you mean?
34:07She called me ratchett.
34:08Now I'm about to get ratchett for real on her ass.
34:11Hold on.
34:12I'm going to look it up for you, okay?
34:15Ratchett.
34:16What does it mean?
34:17R-A-T-C-H-E-T.
34:20It does say exciting or excellent?
34:23No.
34:24Slang ratchett.
34:25Low class and out of control.
34:26And can be used in a disparaging or complimentary way.
34:31Oh, I'm confused now.
34:32I think maybe Adriana meant to use a different word.
34:35There's no way that she meant to say that.
34:38I hope that's not what she meant.
34:40I don't know if at this point we need a referee or a translator.
34:43But I'm just happy that I'm not in the hot seat.
34:46Well, that's the wrong word.
34:47All these women use the wrong words.
34:49Ratchett is a ghetto, okay?
34:50That's not nice.
34:51Yeah, that's not the right term at all.
34:53She just called me ratchet.
34:54Well, because you're trying to throw me under the bus.
34:56But that's what you did.
34:58You are too old to be talking like this to people.
35:01Oh, Kiki, stop.
35:04I'm ratchet.
35:05I'm old.
35:06I'm old.
35:06Yeah, you said that this is my mom.
35:08I'm old.
35:09You ratchet.
35:10Oh, thank you.
35:10You're the ratchet one.
35:12You're not going to come from me like this.
35:14You calling me ratchet?
35:15Of course you're old.
35:16Yes, you are old.
35:17You want to deny it?
35:19She's old.
35:20I mean, she's older.
35:21I mean, I don't know.
35:23I mean, I'm old too.
35:24I mean, I don't know.
35:25It's just a surprise.
35:26You say you used the wrong word.
35:27It wasn't the right word.
35:28I'm old.
35:28It doesn't matter.
35:29So I guess I'm expired.
35:32It's ageism.
35:34This is typical Adriana.
35:36Saying the most ridiculous things accuses me of being old.
35:39Off here, old whore.
35:41Go get plastic surgery on your wrinkled knees because they need it.
35:46Karma's been nipping at Adriana's heels for a long time.
35:50Time out, time out, time out.
35:51You guys, in order for us to get back to a place where we can all coexist and see the good
35:56in each other, I feel like we have to understand that, like, we're friends.
36:00We need Jesus.
36:01We're going to be friends.
36:03No, we need common sense.
36:04But according to Kiki, you can only be friends if you're young.
36:06If you're old, you can no longer be friends.
36:08I'm going to join you in this.
36:10Can we go through the river?
36:11Guys, let's have a lovely time.
36:14I want to apologize to everybody about yesterday.
36:17Thank you.
36:17No, I really do.
36:18I wanted to remove myself, and I did.
36:20And I dealt with my stuff.
36:22It was real stuff.
36:22Like, she was with me like she saw it.
36:25Oh, and by the way, anyone want to take my phone?
36:27Yes, we do.
36:28Okay.
36:29Yes, we do.
36:29I want to clarify.
36:30So, in the last two and a half years, I'm constantly taking notes because the lawyers
36:37and whoever else will say, you've got to take a note of everything in case.
36:42I'm sorry.
36:42I've got to go back to Miami because I've got to babysit her kids because that's what grandmothers
36:47do.
36:48Are you kidding me?
36:48I'm leaving right now.
36:49I'm leaving right now.
36:50Old people like me have to babysit her kids for her.
36:54Do you know who's taking care of my mother?
36:56Are you kidding me?
36:57It's me who's taking care of her.
36:59Respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, are you kidding me?
37:08She has to talk to her mom like that.
37:12I'm done.
37:13I'm done.
37:13There's no way in hell that I'm taking a single chance to do something nice for Julia and
37:19this happened again.
37:20This is the third dinner that all of you guys ruined.
37:22I'm done.
37:23You guys are all very...
37:24Oh, yeah.
37:24She's following you.
37:25Yeah, why are you following you?
37:27I got to go babysit her kids so she can party.
37:30I'm not going with you.
37:33This is insane.
37:34This is crazy.
37:35You girls are all crazy.
37:37Honestly, I am embarrassed.
37:40But listen, we are in Spain.
37:42They don't do this here.
37:43I don't want them to know that we are American.
37:45We can fix it.
37:46No, there's nothing.
37:47You can't fix anything in a dinner, Lisa.
37:48I'm leaving.
37:49I'm done.
37:50Let's go.
37:51Get the out of here before we embarrass ourselves anymore.
37:54I'm dying.
37:54I'm out.
37:55I'll make them Venmo us.
37:57Close the door so nobody else comes in here with us.
38:00Sorry about that.
38:02We're really sorry about that.
38:03Sorry about the outburst.
38:05Drinks on the house, on us.
38:10How did...
38:11That chair got in my way.
38:13I'm sorry.
38:14Tonight escalated because of Kiki and Adriana.
38:17Unfortunately.
38:18Because Lisa and you are moving forward.
38:20It's always something.
38:21It's always something.
38:21You guys, I'm not getting closer to the weekend here.
38:23Are we going to go?
38:24Are we going to get out?
38:25Like, I can't.
38:26Can you please go?
38:27Don't cry.
38:27Don't cry.
38:28I can't leave right now.
38:29I'm sorry.
38:30Are you okay?
38:30Can you put on the air condition, please?
38:32I'm mortified and I apologize on behalf of my friends because...
38:36It's a lot.
38:37It's a lot.
38:37I'm sorry.
38:55Cut me out of these clothes.
39:00Oh, Stephanie's crying.
39:01I've been in a long day.
39:03It's a long day.
39:03And I think she feels responsible because she offered the plane.
39:06Yes.
39:06I don't even blame Stephanie for not having us in her plane tomorrow.
39:09I can't just be like, okay, I'm taking my friends and then leave the others.
39:12Like, I just don't understand.
39:14It's 22 minutes.
39:15I feel bad for you.
39:16It's a horrible predicament.
39:18I feel your pain.
39:18I feel you.
39:19You haven't had rest, the proper sleep.
39:21She's also not used to...
39:23Conflict like this.
39:24She's not used to it.
39:24Very high level.
39:26Very high level of conflict.
39:28Today, it was disgusting.
39:30Can we just not get along just for dinner?
39:32By the way, I was so embarrassed.
39:34Talking to Lisa last night, at least you kept a normal tone.
39:37Those two were disgusting.
39:38You are too old to be talking like this to people.
39:41Old people like me have to babysit her kids for her.
39:45I feel like even when I have words, I talk low.
39:46I'm not like one of those people.
39:47Wait, we know.
39:48Will you just do that?
39:48Like, the house is on fire.
39:51You have to do that the house is on fire?
39:53Let's do it.
39:53Let's do it.
39:54The house is on fire.
39:56I feel so surprised that Alexia is really there for me.
40:00And she's making me feel really good.
40:02And I feel like I'm seeing some light at the end of this really dark tunnel with Alexia.
40:07You're invited tomorrow.
40:07Wait, why was Julia?
40:08You're invited tomorrow.
40:09Thank you.
40:10That's the memo.
40:12I have to sign this?
40:14I got to read this.
40:15This is a lot.
40:16And I'm not a good student.
40:17We're going to try to do a seating arrangement.
40:22If we can make the seating arrangement work where I close the compartments.
40:25Okay.
40:25I don't know the layout of your place.
40:26I'm going to draw it for you.
40:27Okay.
40:28One solo that has a door here and a door here.
40:32This is for the biggest criminal.
40:35Adriana can be in this solo room.
40:37Put Gertie here across from her.
40:39Adriana and Lisa are buddies.
40:41Okay.
40:41And they love to spend time together.
40:43Can you put both of them back there?
40:45Yeah.
40:45Yeah.
40:45Adriana and then Julia.
40:48And then Julia could be here with us.
40:49Julia and Gertie are like making out now.
40:51I mean, they're for sure friends.
40:52So then we left the criminal seat alone.
40:54If they find out, none of them are going to be happy because nobody wants to sit there
40:58out by themselves.
40:59That's only if they misbehave, which they're not.
41:02Oh, God.
41:03Hold on.
41:03Hold on.
41:03I feel like I don't have a choice.
41:08Okay.
41:08And, you know, I also have the option of we get there.
41:11They disrespect me for, it's 22 minutes.
41:14They disrespect me for 22 minutes.
41:15You drive back.
41:16Oh, my God.
41:17I like her need.
41:18I like Stephanie a lot, but Stephanie, like, really lost it.
41:24She's losing me because this is just too much for me.
41:27The door closes.
41:28There's a full door.
41:29This is like a door.
41:30Like, there's a door.
41:31Mm-hmm.
41:31The isolated seating area, it makes me feel like everyone's being, like, punished.
41:38And it's not sitting well with me, and I don't want any part of it anymore.
41:42Look, I don't even have to go.
41:43I don't care anymore.
41:44Maybe we shouldn't go anywhere.
41:48Let's try to make it work.
41:49If it works, right.
41:50If it doesn't, it doesn't work.
41:51I'm trying to make this work for Julia.
41:52Please.
41:53Do you want to take a photo of this and put it in our group text?
41:56That way you don't have to say anything else.
41:58You say, this is the seating arrangement.
41:59They need to see my memo, though.
42:00I don't want to be wearing, you know, zippers and, like, cutting my seats.
42:03And they need to know that I really don't like drooping.
42:09This is why I drink so much so that my spirit doesn't break.
42:13Next time on The Real Housewives of Miami.
42:24Yolo, baby.
42:25Yolo!
42:28I love the smell.
42:29I really do.
42:29I love it.
42:30It reminds me of the farms in Colombia.
42:32This is a little too strong.
42:35Yeah, but it's from the horse.
42:36It's different.
42:37Welcome to Rila Moana.
42:39Wow.
42:40Now this, my friends, is some white lotus s***, and I approve this message.
42:46Cheers.
42:47Cheers.
42:48Cheers.
42:49Thank you so much.
42:50Thank you.
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