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Explore the tumultuous life of Xander, a witch whose misuse of black magic has brought him nothing but misfortune. Seeking a fresh start, he forms an unexpected bond with Roland, a young loner, offering guidance through the trials of teenage life. This fantasy drama delves into themes of redemption, friendship, and the consequences of power.  bad-witch 2021-film fantasy drama witchcraft black-magic teen-drama friendship  #BadWitchMovie #FantasyDrama #FullMovie #Witchcraft

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00:03:03Just tell him you're leaving him for a more handsome man.

00:03:06I'll see you later.

00:03:51One way or another, she's going to get what she wants and you're going to be wondering

00:03:54if it's yours.

00:03:54Hey, guys.

00:03:55Hey.

00:03:57Birthday girl.

00:03:58Happy birthday.

00:03:59Hey, Trish.

00:04:00Yeah.

00:04:01She could topple over at any moment.

00:04:02She could topple over at any moment.

00:04:04Heels to a barbecue.

00:04:06All I'm saying is that I'll get her a little puppy.

00:04:09That's it.

00:04:10That's what you think.

00:04:11I already told you.

00:04:12As soon as she sees her friends popping out a couple, she's going to want one of her own.

00:04:16It's what always happens.

00:04:17It's what always happens.

00:04:18It's not going to happen.

00:04:19Oh, damn it.

00:04:21She invited him.

00:04:23Happy birthday, beautiful girl.

00:04:28Huh?

00:04:29Yeah.

00:04:30Play cool.

00:04:35Happy birthday, dear Trisha.

00:04:42Happy birthday to you.

00:04:58What are you doing here?

00:05:05What's the matter?

00:05:06You got shit in your ears?

00:05:11What is that?

00:05:14Some cliche bad guy shit you heard in an 80s movie?

00:05:25You come back here again?

00:05:28Then I'll kill you.

00:05:30Are you sure you want to fuck with me?

00:05:33Hey.

00:05:34Is everything okay?

00:05:36Yeah.

00:05:38Everything's fine.

00:05:40We were just howling around.

00:05:44Yeah.

00:05:46Happy birthday.

00:05:53He's a nice guy, that's all.

00:05:55He's an idiot.

00:05:56No, he's not.

00:06:00Are you jealous?

00:06:01Oh, please.

00:06:02Like, he could do better than me anyways.

00:06:06Babe, I just thought you this.

00:06:26Okay.

00:06:30Got you.

00:06:32I was crying.

00:06:33I was just crying.

00:06:34Not going to be a person.

00:06:35Oh, thank you.

00:06:36That's funny.

00:06:39Okay.

00:06:40Go.

00:06:41Do you know how far this story happened?

00:06:42I had a little idea.

00:06:43I don't remember how far it was.

00:06:44Oh

00:07:14Oh

00:07:44Oh

00:08:14What the fuck are you doing?

00:08:21Guess they were right about you

00:08:23Guess the witch hunt's over now

00:08:44Oh

00:09:14Oh

00:09:44Serves your right for never wanting to teach me

00:10:05For fuck's sake, Henry

00:10:08You know I couldn't do that

00:10:09I'll go easy on it

00:10:12But you know what happens to us when we stop using

00:10:16All right, but it always backfires

00:10:18That rarely happens

00:10:21Then why are you here again, Xander?

00:10:24I missed my friend

00:10:25Look, this is just who I am

00:10:32It's not like I ever made the news

00:10:35Whatever, dude

00:10:37Good night

00:10:38I'm not involved

00:10:39And I have to be up for work in the morning

00:10:42Oh, I have to be up for work in the morning

00:10:46I have a job

00:10:47I have money

00:10:47I'm not a witch

00:10:49Time out

00:10:51I am the Lord

00:11:03When I lay my vengeance upon you

00:11:05Man or a woman

00:11:07Who is a spiritualist or a medium among you

00:11:12They must die?

00:11:13They must die

00:11:15You are to stone them

00:11:18Their blood will be upon their heads

00:11:21Talking to you

00:11:24Yes, you Xander Perkins

00:11:28You old sinner, heathen

00:11:30Witch

00:11:31Witch

00:11:34Witch

00:11:35Witch

00:11:36Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

00:11:48Look, man

00:12:04Look, man, I don't have it.

00:12:20No, I can't.

00:12:23What do you want me to say? Tell you that I...

00:12:26Look, I'm gonna have to call you back, all right?

00:12:28Mm-hmm. Bye.

00:12:32What are you doing?

00:12:33I need you to help me out.

00:12:36You're right.

00:12:37I think I have to give up black magic.

00:12:39At least for a little while.

00:12:42Wow. Cold turkey and all.

00:12:44Can you just help me out, Henry?

00:12:46Henry.

00:13:02All right, man. I'll see ya.

00:13:08See ya.

00:13:10Have fun with the children.

00:13:11Yeah, yeah. Little shitheads.

00:13:13Little shitheads.

00:13:22Another day, another birthday cake.

00:13:27Do you feel that you have wished to not?

00:13:34Give a lot, give a lot of love.

00:13:36A shooting star's just above.

00:13:47Is it too late to die, y'all?

00:13:59Is it too late to die, y'all?

00:14:02Oh, my God.

00:14:03Oh, my God.

00:14:05Oh, my God.

00:14:08My vision's unfocused, where am I going?

00:14:13Oh, my God.

00:14:19Is it too late to die too soon?

00:14:23Oh, my God.

00:14:25Oh, my God.

00:14:27Oh, my God.

00:14:28Oh, my God.

00:14:29Oh, my God.

00:14:30Oh, my God.

00:14:56Oh, my God.

00:14:59what are you doing

00:15:03you know now that you're not using you're gonna have to find a new way to make money

00:15:11oh you mean like get a job the diner's looking for help

00:15:15you're right you want a place to crash or not

00:15:22are you serious

00:15:27oh

00:15:39What's up, Veronica?

00:16:06Long time?

00:16:07I just saw you in biology.

00:16:10You know what I mean.

00:16:12Anyways, how's your story going?

00:16:14Pretty well, actually.

00:16:16Yeah, you know, actually,

00:16:17Roland's writing this really cool story.

00:16:19Oh, sick. That's dope.

00:16:21Can you fuck off?

00:16:29Conrad.

00:16:30What?

00:16:31What? He's lurking. It's creepy.

00:16:34So what are you doing for prom?

00:16:36I don't know yet.

00:16:37I can get us a limo.

00:16:41Oh, a limo.

00:16:43You won't regret it.

00:16:47I'll think about it.

00:16:49Sounds good.

00:16:51Um, anyways, I've got to go.

00:16:53Big sister duty and everything, so...

00:16:54Totally going to tap that ass.

00:17:07Because that's just the thing that people say.

00:17:11Yes, they do.

00:17:13Waiter?

00:17:15Waiter?

00:17:16Waiter!

00:17:17Yes, sir, guys.

00:17:18Can we please get some service?

00:17:20Sorry about that, guys. I'm sorry.

00:17:21All right, what can I get you?

00:17:23Well, I was actually really in the mood for, um, a blowjob.

00:17:29Yeah.

00:17:29From your mom.

00:17:31It's funny, guys.

00:17:32Maybe some scrambled eggs and milk.

00:17:38Hey, you Xander?

00:17:40I am.

00:17:41All right, cool.

00:17:44You got any experience?

00:17:46None.

00:17:47You like working with people?

00:17:49Nope.

00:17:49Can you wash dishes?

00:17:53I guess.

00:17:55Great.

00:17:55You start tomorrow.

00:18:14Come on, kid.

00:18:15What are you waiting for?

00:18:17Halloween?

00:18:17Dude, I'm seriously doing my best over here.

00:18:21Use soap and water.

00:18:23It's not that hard.

00:18:24Careful.

00:18:33Careful.

00:18:53Sorry, but if Frank catches you, he's going to lose his shit.

00:18:56Oh.

00:18:58Well, Frank can kiss my ass.

00:19:03I'm rolling.

00:19:12Xander, you work here long?

00:19:15About a year. It's okay.

00:19:17It's my first day, and I'd rather pick pieces of corn out of shit.

00:19:22You get used to it.

00:19:24Can hardly wait.

00:19:29I'm going to go back inside.

00:19:33Hey, Roland.

00:19:38Yeah?

00:19:40You know you ought to tell those guys that bother you to go fuck themselves.

00:19:45Thanks, but I sort of don't want to die.

00:19:48Well, that looks disgusting.

00:20:10Do you want to do the cooking?

00:20:11No, that is your responsibility.

00:20:12Con, uh, grab me one while you're at it, huh?

00:20:17Yep.

00:20:21Thanks.

00:20:21Mm-hmm.

00:20:24So, Coach thinks I have a pretty good chance of impressing the scouts next month.

00:20:29Well, don't screw it up, okay?

00:20:33Thanks, Uncle Fred.

00:20:35Thank you for your support.

00:20:36Hey, listen.

00:20:37You want to get out of this shit hole, Tom?

00:20:38This is it.

00:20:39I mean it.

00:20:41Don't screw it up.

00:20:57$380!

00:20:58Honey, are you ready to meet that new challenger?

00:21:06Okay, buddy.

00:21:08Hey, Dad.

00:21:10Let's bring in that new history challenger.

00:21:13Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:21:35God.

00:21:37what?

00:21:39Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:22:09Don't kill us when we stop using.

00:22:39Let me get another.

00:22:50I think we've had a left side.

00:22:53Come on, ladies.

00:22:54It's one more.

00:22:59Whatever.

00:22:59Hey, beautiful.

00:23:08I'm Xander.

00:23:13Melissa.

00:23:16Can I get you another drink?

00:23:20Excuse me.

00:23:21What?

00:23:24You're in my seat, dickhead.

00:23:29Oh, I'm in your seat.

00:23:32My bad.

00:23:34Yeah.

00:23:35So get lost.

00:23:36Look, man, I don't want any trouble, okay?

00:23:39I was just having a friendly conversation with Melissa over here, and...

00:23:43You know, next drink's on me, huh?

00:23:47Hey, can I get another beer over here for my, uh, my handsome friends?

00:23:52Fuck you.

00:23:53We're leaving.

00:23:54Let's go.

00:23:55I'm not ready.

00:23:56Look at this.

00:24:06Look at this.

00:24:08Come on.

00:24:10Hey, what's right?

00:24:12Hey, um...

00:24:14Can you turn the air on in here?

00:24:16It's on.

00:24:17Do you need to step outside?

00:24:25Sit up.

00:24:26I'm fine.

00:24:27You don't sound too soft.

00:24:31Babe, what is it?

00:24:33I don't know.

00:24:35Did you do this to me?

00:24:36What the fuck are you talking about?

00:24:40Come on, I'm in.

00:24:46Oh, my God.

00:24:47What the fuck?

00:24:48Oh, what are you doing?

00:24:51Oh, stop it.

00:24:52Oh, no.

00:24:53Oh, no.

00:25:02Oh, this is disgusting.

00:25:04What the hell?

00:25:09Hey.

00:25:12I know a really good dermatologist.

00:25:15Did you do that?

00:25:17Oh, my God.

00:25:21It's so hot.

00:25:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

00:25:50Dan.

00:25:54You're starting to stink.

00:26:02I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try.

00:26:06I'm trying.

00:26:07I am.

00:26:10Then when are you going to go back to work?

00:26:15I will.

00:26:18I just need some time.

00:26:20It's been almost two years, Dad.

00:26:22And she left me, too.

00:26:25Yeah, I know.

00:26:30I think I just need some time.

00:26:43Can we at least get rid of that thing?

00:26:45Why?

00:26:49It's weird.

00:26:51It's cute.

00:26:53Whatever.

00:26:55She got that for me in West Virginia.

00:26:59It's precious.

00:27:00Yes.

00:27:28What happened?

00:27:34A street fight.

00:27:36Mysterious.

00:27:39Let me get your number.

00:27:41Why?

00:27:43So we can talk later.

00:27:48I don't know.

00:27:51I'm not really quite sure how I feel about women

00:27:55that are into face-melting.

00:28:01Get the fuck out!

00:28:03All right, go!

00:28:05You asshole!

00:28:09Yeah, I never texted you back.

00:28:12You just don't do that anymore.

00:28:14Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.

00:28:17Oh!

00:28:20Oh, yes!

00:28:22Yes!

00:28:22Believe it, man, I'll do shh!

00:28:28Hey.

00:28:30You okay, bud?

00:28:31Oh, you okay, buddy?

00:28:33You okay?

00:28:35Oh, he's all right.

00:28:35He's all right.

00:28:36He's good.

00:28:45You Conrad?

00:28:48Can I help you?

00:28:49Have those sores on your dick?

00:28:53If it still hurts to pee, I know a good urologist.

00:28:56Yo, who is this guy?

00:28:58I don't know.

00:29:00I mean, what were you thinking?

00:29:02Messing around with that chick in her parents' basement last year before Christmas?

00:29:06You gotta wrap that shit up, dude.

00:29:07You really shouldn't stigmatize STIs like that.

00:29:29Hey.

00:29:30You gotta go.

00:29:31You gotta go.

00:29:32You gotta go.

00:29:33You gotta go, man.

00:29:33You gotta go.

00:29:34You gotta go.

00:29:35You gotta go.

00:29:36You gotta go.

00:29:37You gotta go.

00:29:38You gotta go.

00:29:39Hey.

00:29:40Roland, right?

00:29:41You need a ride?

00:29:42Come on.

00:29:43Hey, thanks for putting me out today.

00:29:44Don't worry about it, man.

00:29:46Happy to help.

00:29:48Come on.

00:29:52Hey, thanks for rubbing me out today.

00:29:54Don't worry about it, man.

00:29:56Happy to help.

00:29:59Do you want to come in?

00:30:02Nah.

00:30:02I got a lot of stuff to do today.

00:30:04Yeah.

00:30:05Oh, yeah.

00:30:05Totally.

00:30:06I just thought it might be funny, you know, to play video games or whatever, but you know

00:30:09what?

00:30:09Never mind.

00:30:10Doesn't matter.

00:30:11I will see you tomorrow.

00:30:15You know what?

00:30:17Why not?

00:30:18Yeah.

00:30:20Sure thing.

00:30:22Okay.

00:30:22Awesome.

00:30:26So you got any booze in here or what?

00:30:30Uh, my dad does.

00:30:31Where's your dad?

00:30:32He's probably at a bar.

00:30:35Perfect.

00:30:38What?

00:30:40You're kind of being a shitty host right now, you know.

00:30:43I can't give you my dad's beer.

00:30:46Come on.

00:30:47Yeah, I'll take care of it.

00:30:48It'll be okay.

00:30:50Go.

00:30:51Go.

00:30:52Go.

00:30:56Hey, by the way, that Veronica chick?

00:31:00She's pretty hot.

00:31:02I know.

00:31:03So why aren't you, you know?

00:31:11Yeah, right.

00:31:17My man.

00:31:23Nice.

00:31:24Oh, I'm good.

00:31:34Roland?

00:31:37Take the beer.

00:31:45Cheers.

00:31:47Yay.

00:31:47Oh, that's disgusting.

00:31:56Oh.

00:31:58What the fuck is that thing?

00:32:01What?

00:32:01What is this, an owl?

00:32:15It's, it's my dad's owl.

00:32:16Can you just, can you put it down, please?

00:32:24Shit.

00:32:25I'm sorry, man.

00:32:32Oh, my dad is gonna freak.

00:32:36My mom got that for him on their honeymoon to West Virginia.

00:32:39West Virginia?

00:32:43Look, man.

00:32:45It's okay.

00:32:46I can fix this.

00:32:48I swear.

00:32:48Look, look, do you have anything that belonged to your mom, made of cloth, or?

00:32:56Yeah, I got something.

00:32:59Oh, yeah, this'll work.

00:33:00Yeah, it's the tote my mom used to dry herself with.

00:33:03My dad doesn't want to wash it.

00:33:06Gross.

00:33:10All right.

00:33:13Okay.

00:33:17Pistachio.

00:33:18Repairio.

00:33:32But, had...

00:33:35Are you a magician?

00:33:43Roland,

00:33:43I'm a witch.

00:33:47A warlock?

00:33:49No.

00:33:50A witch.

00:33:51Oh, a wizard.

00:33:53No.

00:33:55I said a witch.

00:33:59But...

00:33:59No, no way.

00:34:00That's impossible.

00:34:02How did you do this?

00:34:04This is incredible.

00:34:05Can you get it?

00:34:05I'm a witch, okay?

00:34:07Bullshit.

00:34:09No bullshit.

00:34:10What the hell, dude?

00:34:16I just wanted to see if you'd melt.

00:34:21Come here.

00:34:23Hey, I need those.

00:34:24I need...

00:34:26Ah!

00:34:28I got news for you, pal.

00:34:30Wait until tomorrow.

00:34:32You're not gonna need them then.

00:34:33What am I supposed to be with tonight?

00:34:35Do yourself a favor.

00:34:39Watch some corn.

00:34:40What am I supposed to be with you?

00:34:41I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:42I'm supposed to be with you.

00:34:43I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:44I'm supposed to be with you.

00:34:45I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:46I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:47I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:48I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:49I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:50I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:51I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:52I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:53I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:54I'm supposed to be with you, pal.

00:34:55I'm sure Wakanda, Wakanda, I'm out of bed.

00:35:25Sander. Hey, Sander. I can see. I mean, I can see we got my glasses on.

00:35:34Whoa. You really are a witch.

00:35:39I still don't get it. Why are you called a witch and not a wizard or a warlock?

00:35:46Listen, man. Why is a zebra called a zebra and not just a horse with fucking stripes?

00:35:52Look, I'm only telling you this because, frankly, I was like you once.

00:36:03Like me? Yeah, a virgin.

00:36:06Okay. I can't really explain the feeling that you get when you cast a spell, but it's the best.

00:36:14It's better than sex. This is why I need this to stay between you and me,

00:36:19because if my roommate finds out about this, he'll kill me, but it's why I'm gonna help you.

00:36:24Yeah? Yeah.

00:36:26So next time Conrad comes into the diner, put that shit in his food.

00:36:30What'll this do to him?

00:36:33Pretty much make his life miserable.

00:36:38Did your burger taste funny? No. All right.

00:36:56I can't believe I got a D on that paper. I mean, I've never gotten anything below a B before.

00:37:03Maybe you're just stupid.

00:37:05What?

00:37:07Yeah, you are. I mean, maybe you're just plain old dumb.

00:37:12I mean, you're hot, but there's just, like, not that much going on in your head.

00:37:15Dude, shut up.

00:37:17What? I just, I just can't wait to get to prom so I can bang you and move on with my life.

00:37:24Conrad, stop.

00:37:26I mean, then again, according to Paul Mason, you're kind of disappointing.

00:37:30What, what, what just happened?

00:37:40Holy shit.

00:37:44What?

00:37:45I think there's a zit on your forehead.

00:37:50Oh, fuck.

00:37:52And you can forget about that whole, when you're a witch, whatever you do comes back at you times three thing.

00:38:06It's bullshit.

00:38:07Oh shit.

00:38:16Brother, gonna be a teacher one day, yeah, you're gonna show you what it's all about.

00:38:20You're gonna be your expert on everything.

00:38:22You're gonna break your mind and let the knowledge out all.

00:38:24Brother, gonna be a teacher one day, yeah, you're gonna show you what it's all about.

00:38:28Michael?

00:38:29No!

00:38:30What?

00:38:31Because you know it but I can't explain it

00:38:33Where you going on?

00:38:34Where you going on?

00:38:35Yeah, perfect!

00:38:36Okay, okay.

00:38:37Okay.

00:38:38She gonna be an expert on mama things She gonna make her mama's mama proud, oh

00:38:42She gonna be your mama one day Yeah, she gonna show you what it's all about

00:38:47I like this, that it's complicated Because you know it but I can't explain it

00:38:51No, you didn't want to hurt nobody

00:39:10No, you did whatever that you thought was good

00:39:12I know you're trying to fix it like everybody

00:39:14Trying to make a home out of a neighborhood

00:39:16No, you didn't want to hurt nobody

00:39:19No, you did whatever that you thought was good

00:39:21But I guess it's that it's complicated

00:39:23Cause I know it right, I can't explain it

00:39:25Oh, I can't explain it

00:39:30He's got a beautiful smile

00:39:49Thank you

00:39:50Thank you

00:39:51Where is it?

00:39:56Where is it?

00:40:13Oh, fuck.

00:40:27Damn it.

00:40:34What the hell are you doing?

00:40:37Uh, nothing.

00:40:41P.E. assignment.

00:40:43Hmm.

00:40:53What made you think you could fly?

00:40:55I don't know.

00:40:56It's not what witches do.

00:40:58Roland, I can't even fly.

00:41:01Well, I'm an idiot.

00:41:03What the hell are you doing anyway?

00:41:04Trying to make a healing potion.

00:41:08It smells really bad.

00:41:11Tastes even worse.

00:41:13Like Bigfoot's jockstrap.

00:41:17Down the hatch.

00:41:21Well?

00:41:24Well, I don't seem to be hatefully shitting yet, so I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

00:41:30Have I ever turned someone into something else?

00:41:32Like an object?

00:41:33I read this fairy tale once called The Old Witch.

00:41:35It's about this spoiled little girl who gets turned into a log by a hagwitch.

00:41:39I'm sorry.

00:41:39Can I just ask you one question?

00:41:41Yeah, sure.

00:41:44What comes to your mind when I say the word boob?

00:41:46You answered it.

00:41:52I think this is going to work.

00:42:09Relax.

00:42:10It's going to work.

00:42:11Are you sure?

00:42:12I mean, you've done this kind of thing before, right?

00:42:15No.

00:42:17Xander.

00:42:18Hey.

00:42:19Have I ever steered you wrong?

00:42:22Yes.

00:42:25Don't have to be a dick about it.

00:42:27Hmm.

00:42:30Well?

00:42:30I don't recognize the number.

00:42:33So, answer it then.

00:42:38Hello?

00:42:43Yeah, yeah, Veronica.

00:42:44I'm still here.

00:42:53Conrad.

00:42:54What the hell are you doing in there?

00:42:56Give me a minute.

00:42:58What are you coming out?

00:42:59Give me a second.

00:43:00Oh, my gosh.

00:43:07I got it.

00:43:10Oh, God.

00:43:24Okay.

00:43:26All right.

00:43:30Um, hey.

00:43:34Can we, uh, can we talk?

00:43:38There you go.

00:43:43So, uh, you have any trouble finding the place?

00:43:46Uh, no.

00:43:47Why would I?

00:43:48You hungry?

00:43:55You sure?

00:43:57I'm hungry.

00:44:01How about a movie?

00:44:03Listen.

00:44:05Um, I've been thinking a lot, um, about you.

00:44:13About me.

00:44:14Well, you're like the only guy in school who...

00:44:19Who what?

00:44:21Who isn't a complete asshole.

00:44:23I don't know.

00:44:25Well, I do.

00:44:27I mean, people just...

00:44:30You just...

00:44:31You just treat me like the pretty girl.

00:44:33Very pretty.

00:44:34I mean, not that's what matters.

00:44:37Sorry.

00:44:38It's okay.

00:44:40Relax.

00:44:40Um, you've, uh, you've never done that before, have you?

00:44:52I mean, why...

00:44:53Was it that obvious?

00:44:57But, listen, I'm...

00:44:59I'm not what they say I am.

00:45:03I don't believe anything they say.

00:45:05I mean...

00:45:06I've never even...

00:45:09Look, I know what they say about me, and it's...

00:45:12It's not true.

00:45:16But...

00:45:17If I were to...

00:45:20Be with someone...

00:45:22Um...

00:45:23I'd want it to be you.

00:45:30I'm sorry, I can't do this.

00:45:32What's wrong?

00:45:33I'm sorry, Veronica.

00:45:34This is a mistake.

00:45:34You need to go.

00:45:35But, Roland...

00:45:36Just go!

00:45:42Look.

00:45:42What are you doing?

00:46:07Look what you left out.

00:46:11Mastering the art of sex spells.

00:46:13Classy.

00:46:14Oh, shit, man.

00:46:16How's it working for you?

00:46:18I'm not using it, I swear.

00:46:20No?

00:46:21No, I met this kid named Roland, and he reminded me of how we were in high school, and...

00:46:25What?

00:46:26Roland?

00:46:26Roland Grimm?

00:46:28Yeah.

00:46:29Fuck you, man.

00:46:29I was nothing like that kid in high school.

00:46:31I was just trying to help him out.

00:46:34You know, with all the bullies and the other joys of being a teenager.

00:46:39What is this, revenge of the witches?

00:46:41You made a deal with me, you weren't gonna use that shit anymore.

00:46:44I'm not using, I'm just teaching him.

00:46:47What happened to witchcraft can't be taught?

00:46:52Henry.

00:46:53Henry, he can handle it.

00:46:55You weren't ready.

00:46:58Who always had your back in high school?

00:47:00You did, and I appreciate that.

00:47:02And I appreciate you telling me how to be responsible, you fucking psycho.

00:47:06Henry, I need you to trust me.

00:47:08No, why don't you just shut the fuck up?

00:47:11You're full of shit, Xander.

00:47:20Witch.

00:47:23Witch.

00:47:24Witch.

00:47:25Witch.

00:47:26Witch.

00:47:44Oh, uh, hey.

00:47:46Hey.

00:47:47You got a minute?

00:47:48Um, sure.

00:47:50So, Roland, this is my brother, Jack.

00:47:59Step-brother.

00:48:00Shut up.

00:48:01Nice to meet you, Jack.

00:48:04So, what's up?

00:48:06Um.

00:48:12I just wanted to apologize for this past weekend.

00:48:15What are you talking about?

00:48:16Um, you came to my house, and we, uh, did things.

00:48:23Well, I mean, we almost did things.

00:48:25Roland, are you on drugs?

00:48:29No, seriously, are you?

00:48:31Never mind.

00:48:34Never mind.

00:48:34Doesn't matter.

00:48:35Um, I know the answer's probably no, and you already have a date, but do you want to go to prom with me?

00:48:42Dude.

00:48:43What happened?

00:48:44What am I supposed to do, man?

00:49:01Can't play like this on Saturday.

00:49:03I used to be so hot, so I guess right now is not a good time to tell you about Grant.

00:49:21What about that piece of shit?

00:49:25He's taking Veronica to prom.

00:49:31You okay?

00:49:31Okay.

00:49:33Do me a favor.

00:49:38Kick his ass.

00:50:03Good morning, son.

00:50:07Dad, hey.

00:50:10Well, I better get going.

00:50:11I don't want to be late for my interview.

00:50:13You have an interview?

00:50:16You have a good day at school.

00:50:17I'll see you when I get home.

00:50:19Yeah, okay.

00:50:19Hans, what are you...

00:50:25Hans?

00:50:28What are you...

00:50:29What's this?

00:50:36Hans, give it back.

00:50:37Please.

00:50:38Conrad's gonna love this.

00:50:40Hans, stop!

00:50:41Hey, buddy.

00:50:56What's up?

00:50:57Hans found out we're witches.

00:50:59Hey, buddy.

00:51:09What's up?

00:51:10Hans found out we're witches.

00:51:13Hey, Conrad.

00:51:14Call me back as soon as you got this.

00:51:16It's about Grim.

00:51:17He's into some voodoo-type shit.

00:51:28Give yourself a bigger penis.

00:51:33What the fuck?

00:51:35Hans, buddy.

00:51:50No.

00:51:51Wait, wait, wait.

00:51:51Come on.

00:51:54What do you want?

00:51:55We have a little proposal for you.

00:51:59Fine.

00:52:02You know you're not getting the book.

00:52:04I'm telling the whole school about you.

00:52:07Here's the thing, Hans.

00:52:09You give us our book back,

00:52:10we'll help you out.

00:52:12You?

00:52:14Help me?

00:52:15I'm kind of like the Al Capone of witches.

00:52:19Who?

00:52:20Never mind.

00:52:21Look, do you really want Conrad to know

00:52:24that you hooked up with Christy Becker last year?

00:52:26What?

00:52:27Do you also want him to know

00:52:29that you secretly hate him?

00:52:31Because he gets more attention

00:52:32from the girls at the parties?

00:52:35Don't lie to me.

00:52:36You daydream about his face

00:52:38getting run over by a tractor trailer.

00:52:42Granted, I think you're slightly more handsome,

00:52:45but that's just my humble opinion.

00:52:48I...

00:52:49I don't know what you're talking about.

00:52:53Oh!

00:52:54Oh!

00:52:56That's cool, man.

00:52:58Damn, I didn't...

00:52:59I didn't know.

00:53:01What?

00:53:04Well, you think about Conrad sometimes

00:53:07when you jerk off?

00:53:10All right, get the fuck out of my house.

00:53:13All right, calm down.

00:53:15We're just here to help.

00:53:17This will solve all of your insecurities.

00:53:23Who said I was insecure?

00:53:25Witchcraft, Hans.

00:53:26Witchcraft.

00:53:27And if you drink this,

00:53:28then all the girls

00:53:29and the guys

00:53:30will find you irresistible.

00:53:32And I mean like,

00:53:33oh my God, there goes Hans.

00:53:35He's so hot.

00:53:36I just want to lick

00:53:38the stinky, smelly sweat

00:53:40out of his armpits.

00:53:46What's the catch?

00:53:48You give us the book,

00:53:50and keep your mouth shut.

00:53:53Deal.

00:53:53What's it supposed to do to him?

00:54:07He's supposed to forget everything.

00:54:15Is it working?

00:54:17Because I feel like shit.

00:54:18Shit.

00:54:18What's it supposed to do to you?

00:54:48Are you sure you did that right?

00:54:56I mean, I did snort some blow

00:54:59before I made the potion,

00:55:01but yeah.

00:55:03Seriously?

00:55:04No.

00:55:05How irresponsible do you think I am?

00:55:08Just a little weed, though.

00:55:10Santa!

00:55:18What happened to him?

00:55:25Hell if I know.

00:55:32Nice going, fairy godmother.

00:55:35It'll keep him quiet, at least.

00:55:37No, we have to turn him back.

00:55:40Do we really?

00:55:41Yes, I mean, I hate him, too,

00:55:44but we can't keep him like this.

00:55:46There is a way to reverse this, right?

00:55:49Yeah, I guess.

00:55:51It's just a lot of work.

00:55:52Okay, then let's go.

00:55:53Oh, fuck.

00:56:10Oh, shit.

00:56:12Yeah.

00:56:13Oh, yeah.

00:56:15Yeah, no, he's dead.

00:56:17Oh, shit.

00:56:19Santa, what do we do?

00:56:20I don't know.

00:56:23We just killed someone.

00:56:26Hey, hey.

00:56:30Let's get it together, huh?

00:56:32Let's think of something here.

00:56:33When do his parents come home?

00:56:35We can clean all this shit up

00:56:36and nobody will know anything to happen.

00:56:39No, no, no.

00:56:40We have to bring him back.

00:56:41We have to bring him back.

00:56:42Roland, we can't bring him back.

00:56:45Yeah, but what I mean?

00:56:45We're witches.

00:56:46We can do anything, right?

00:56:47Buddy.

00:56:47We can't bring him back.

00:56:52And if we did, we wouldn't be doing him any favors.

00:56:58He'd come back as a monster.

00:57:05Oh, shit.

00:57:12Are you good with the shovel?

00:57:14What?

00:57:15What?

00:57:17That's good.

00:57:24No, I mean, I can't.

00:57:25I can't.

00:57:26I can't.

00:57:46I can't.

00:57:47You need to relax, Rowland.

00:58:04We're so fucked.

00:58:09You just killed someone.

00:58:12I know, man.

00:58:15But think about it.

00:58:18Hans was just gonna end up being some serial killer or rapist anyway, so it's fine.

00:58:24Xander, stop it.

00:58:27I don't think we should be witches anymore.

00:58:31What we did to Hans was really wrong.

00:58:36I know.

00:58:38I know, man, but it was a mistake.

00:58:40Yeah, okay, so no more witchcraft.

00:58:42At least not for a while.

00:58:45Xander?

00:58:45All right, man.

00:58:53No more witchcraft.

00:59:05Conrad, get it together.

00:59:07I'm not playing this weekend.

00:59:10Are you kidding?

00:59:11I feel like complete shit.

00:59:14So we'll go to the doctor?

00:59:16Uncle Fred.

00:59:18Look at me.

00:59:19I can't play like this.

00:59:29Hey, Conrad.

00:59:29Call me back as soon as you get this.

00:59:31It's about Grim.

00:59:33He's into some voodoo type shit.

00:59:36What's that all about?

00:59:39He's probably just drunk or something.

00:59:41Hey.

01:00:01Hey.

01:00:02So, how's your story going?

01:00:10It's okay.

01:00:12I'm kind of taking a break from it right now.

01:00:13Why?

01:00:14It sounded interesting.

01:00:15Yeah, there's better things to write about than witches.

01:00:17Like what?

01:00:18I don't know.

01:00:20Vampires?

01:00:21Werewolves?

01:00:21Psycho soccer moms?

01:00:23You know, my mom was a psycho soccer mom.

01:00:25Really?

01:00:26Mm-hmm.

01:00:27Even though I hated soccer, I'd always get hit in the face with a ball and everyone would

01:00:31laugh at me and I was like, you know what?

01:00:33This is why I'll stick with cheerleading.

01:00:35You know, you're good at other things.

01:00:37Oh, yeah?

01:00:38Yeah, I remember freshman year when Andrea Queen called you a whore and you gave her two

01:00:41black eyes.

01:00:42So, I'm good at cheerleading and sticking up for myself.

01:00:46Big deal.

01:00:46It is a big deal.

01:00:47Seriously.

01:00:48You've got a lot going for you.

01:00:50Thanks, Roland.

01:00:53Actually, there's something I need to tell you.

01:00:56What?

01:00:57Remember the night you came over to my house?

01:01:00No, of course not.

01:01:01Why would you?

01:01:02My friend, Xander, and I, we kind of cast a spell on you.

01:01:06You're losing me here, Roland.

01:01:07Xander and I, we're witches.

01:01:09Witches?

01:01:10Look, I know this is going to sound really out there, but the point is, we cast a spell

01:01:14on you to make you like me, and you and I almost had sex.

01:01:16We didn't.

01:01:17I swear.

01:01:18What?

01:01:19I just wanted you to like me.

01:01:20So, you put a fucking rape spell on me?

01:01:23Look, I swear, nothing happened between us, okay?

01:01:26I just...

01:01:27You said some things, and I don't know if it was the spell or what, but it...

01:01:32It felt so real.

01:01:33So, how am I supposed to know that me liking you now isn't bullshit?

01:01:36Because I canceled the spell, okay?

01:01:38I am done with witchcraft.

01:01:40You know, I knew you were weird, but wow.

01:01:43No, Veronica, please.

01:01:44I'm sorry.

01:01:46I'm sorry.

01:01:49Fuck.

01:01:49Can I help you?

01:02:12Are you Roland Grimm?

01:02:13I'm Detective Proctor.

01:02:15I'd like to speak with you.

01:02:18Do you know this kid?

01:02:22Uh, he goes to my high school.

01:02:25His parents reported him missing two days ago.

01:02:28Yeah.

01:02:29Yeah?

01:02:29You mean you knew that already?

01:02:32No, I meant nothing.

01:02:34I'm sorry.

01:02:34It's been a long week.

01:02:36Are you friends with Hans?

01:02:38Yes.

01:02:40Really?

01:02:42Kind of.

01:02:43Well, not according to Conrad Miller.

01:02:45I just got done talking to him.

01:02:47He said that Hans left him a voicemail about you.

01:02:51A very strange voicemail.

01:02:53He did.

01:02:54He said you're into voodoo.

01:02:56You do voodoo, Roland?

01:02:59Witchcraft, black magic?

01:03:02It's not that taboo these days.

01:03:04My niece is a Wiccan.

01:03:06He's probably just confused.

01:03:08I'm currently working on a project on the Salem Witch Trial, so...

01:03:13Really?

01:03:15I promise, sir.

01:03:17I am no witch.

01:03:28Hey, stranger.

01:03:30We're fucked.

01:03:31We're fucked.

01:03:31I knew we wouldn't get away with this.

01:03:40We're fucking murderers.

01:03:41Hey.

01:03:43First of all, it was a complete accident.

01:03:46And second of all, how's anybody gonna find out now?

01:03:50It still doesn't feel right.

01:03:52No, I know, but this isn't Salem.

01:03:54Nobody's gonna put us on trial for witchcraft.

01:03:56Can you please sit down and have a drink?

01:04:02No.

01:04:03We're done.

01:04:05I don't want to be your friend anymore.

01:04:07What?

01:04:08Okay, Hans is dead.

01:04:10Veronica hates me now.

01:04:12And everything's going to shit because of you.

01:04:16Roland.

01:04:17Come on.

01:04:20Come on, Roland.

01:04:21I said I wouldn't use witchcraft, and I haven't.

01:04:24I kept my word.

01:04:27It has nothing to do with black magic or witchcraft or whatever you want to call it.

01:04:30It's you.

01:04:32What do you mean?

01:04:34I mean, you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself.

01:04:36I mean, you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself.

01:04:51Mr. Hunter, what's going on?

01:04:54I know I sound delusional, but it's true.

01:04:57There's no such thing as witchcraft.

01:05:06Why do you think Conrad here is turning into the fucking elephant man, huh?

01:05:09They put a spell on him.

01:05:11That's impossible.

01:05:13Uncle Fred, remember the voicemail from Hans?

01:05:17You're not gonna hear from Hans ever again.

01:05:19They did something to him, too.

01:05:21Not that I really care.

01:05:22Kid was a pain in the ass.

01:05:24What?

01:05:25Let's say this is all true.

01:05:28Why are you the whistleblower?

01:05:29Well, it's simple.

01:05:30I need $10,000.

01:05:33You're crazy.

01:05:34Okay.

01:05:35Have fun looking like Shrek at prom, kid.

01:05:37Wait, wait, wait.

01:05:40Uncle Fred.

01:05:43You have the money.

01:05:45Shut up.

01:05:49So, how do we get rid of this hex?

01:05:52You could just kill Xander with a gun, but that won't take off any of the spells he's cast.

01:05:57Damn, Mr. Hunter, you really went all out on this.

01:06:01Crushing.

01:06:02Pretty simple.

01:06:03Time to abort.

01:06:04Put a bunch of stones and rocks on top.

01:06:06He stops breathing.

01:06:07Ooh, yeah, yeah.

01:06:08I like that one.

01:06:09Mmm.

01:06:11Hanging.

01:06:12Find a noose, put it around his neck, tie it to a tree.

01:06:15Dead.

01:06:18Burning at the stake.

01:06:19The most popular way to kill a witch.

01:06:21Tie him to a piece of wood, pour gasoline all over him, and light that motherfucker.

01:06:25Well, what about drowning?

01:06:27Mmm, not gonna work.

01:06:28If Xander really is a witch, which he is, we'll float.

01:06:32Cool friend, what do you think?

01:06:41Burn which burn.

01:06:49Where's Roland been?

01:06:51I don't think I'm gonna see him anymore.

01:06:53But I thought you liked him.

01:06:56It's complicated.

01:06:57I thought he was a lot better than the other witch at school.

01:07:05You're right.

01:07:06He was.

01:07:14Hey.

01:07:16Ow.

01:07:17Now we're even.

01:07:20So, you promise you reverse the spell?

01:07:24I promise.

01:07:24I would never do that to you.

01:07:27You really want to go, don't you?

01:07:37I don't want to be here anymore.

01:07:38So, I'm guessing you heard about Hans?

01:07:41Hans?

01:07:42Yeah, he went missing.

01:07:45Oh, wow.

01:07:47Maybe he ran away.

01:07:50Yeah, maybe.

01:07:52I don't know, his parents must be worried sick.

01:07:54Yeah, I can't imagine.

01:07:57You're right.

01:07:59Simon, I can't believe you.

01:08:00Hey, man.

01:08:28What's going on?

01:08:30I totally overreacted the other day.

01:08:35That's all right.

01:08:36You know, I'm probably gonna give this witchcraft thing up for good this time.

01:08:39Really?

01:08:40Well, that's great.

01:08:41Yeah, I mean, I think the side effects are gonna wear off eventually.

01:08:44I can't believe you.

01:09:07Do you guys mind?

01:09:16This is going to be kind of awkward.

01:09:28Henry?

01:09:29Damn it, how do I do this?

01:09:32The point is, I love you, man.

01:09:35I do.

01:09:37You're my buddy.

01:09:38But I really, really love my house.

01:09:41Plus, can you even begin to imagine what a foreclosure would do to my credit?

01:09:47But more importantly, did you really think that I would not care?

01:09:54After all I've done for you,

01:09:56when some pathetic, nerdy teenager comes along and says,

01:09:59suddenly, witchcraft can be taught.

01:10:02What about me, hmm?

01:10:03Your best fucking friend.

01:10:05Henry, you don't understand.

01:10:07It's not that simple.

01:10:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:10:09I don't care anymore, Xander.

01:10:11I really don't.

01:10:18I'll be very nice and slow.

01:10:20Henry, Henry, Henry, please come back.

01:10:31Oh, shit.

01:10:34Step through, Theo.

01:10:35No, no, no, no.

01:10:36No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:10:40No, no, no, no.

01:10:41Help.

01:10:43Oh.

01:10:44Oh.

01:10:45Come on.

01:11:15Roland.

01:11:17Roland.

01:11:18Roland.

01:11:20Roland.

01:11:22Roland, where are you?

01:11:24Roland, it's Xander.

01:11:25Please help.

01:11:26Roland.

01:11:27Please.

01:11:28They could have killed him.

01:11:29They could have killed him.

01:11:30They could have killed him.

01:11:31Veronica, we have to go.

01:11:45What's wrong?

01:11:47It's Xander. Conrad's gonna hurt him.

01:11:49Conrad?

01:11:50Do you remember when I told you about Xander and I being witches?

01:11:53Yeah.

01:11:55Well, Hans found out.

01:11:57Wait, you know where Hans is?

01:11:58Sort of, yes.

01:11:59Roland, what did you do?

01:12:02He was gonna use it against us.

01:12:04So Xander tried to cast a spell to keep him quiet, but...

01:12:08Hans is dead.

01:12:10You killed him?

01:12:12It was an accident.

01:12:13Oh, yeah, like the spell you cast on me.

01:12:14Veronica, please.

01:12:16Okay, we have to help him.

01:12:18He's my only friend.

01:12:21Please, just trust me.

01:12:22Again, Xander, really sorry about all this, buddy.

01:12:38Do me a favor, all right?

01:12:39Don't curse my future family or anything like that.

01:12:43You guys tend to do that a lot in the movies.

01:12:45All right, Frederick, I'm heading out.

01:13:02I prefer cash, if you don't mind.

01:13:05Cash?

01:13:05Yeah.

01:13:06Of course.

01:13:06Ten grand?

01:13:19Are you out of your fucking mind?

01:13:21Okay, good.

01:13:30Well, now my college fund is safe.

01:13:33Come on, Con.

01:13:34Let's get this shit over with.

01:13:35Let's get this shit over with.

01:14:05Come on, Conrad.

01:14:08Come on.

01:14:11Come on, Conrad.

01:14:12Come on.

01:14:42Come on.

01:15:12Come on.

01:15:42Come on.

01:16:12Come on.

01:16:42What are we supposed to tell the cops?

01:16:48We're not telling them anything.

01:16:51As far as I'm concerned, I've never lived in this town.

01:16:54But you're a witch.

01:16:59Can't you bring him back?

01:17:03Can't you reverse all this shit?

01:17:06It would be a big mistake.

01:17:18I'm sorry.

01:17:19Let's go with it.

01:17:22I'll take it.

01:17:27Let's go.

01:17:28I don't know.

01:17:58I don't know.

01:18:28Rasta Conspira, life Conjura.

01:18:44Rasta Conspira, life Conjura.

01:18:47Rasta Conspira, life Conjura.

01:18:50Rasta Conspira, life Conjura.

01:19:20Roland?

01:19:50Rasta Conspira, life Conjura.

01:19:59Rasta Conspira, life Conjura.

01:20:04To you, time for chapter two, beautiful surprise, feeling more alive, feeling alive, once again, music in my head, once again it strikes, I feel alive, feeling alive, once again, music in my head.

01:20:34Music in my head, words I can't express, something's never changed, addition of some names, we were doing time, the kids will be just fine.

01:20:55Linger in my head, the words were left unsaid, too busy to be seen, too busy to be me.

01:21:07I'm feeling alive, once again, music in my head, words I can't express, I feel alive, feeling alive, once again, music in my head, words I can't express.

01:21:31Can I request that I have a bit more than me?

01:21:45Can I request that...

01:21:48What?

01:21:50Can I ask?

01:21:51Can I ask?

01:21:52Can I ask?

01:21:54Can I ask?

01:21:56Let's see what's going on!

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