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When friendship turns complicated, love and luxury collide.
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:13Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple?
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:37But you've got to go.
00:00:39They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:05Yes!
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:10No!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:13Oh!
00:01:14Yeah, we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best.
00:01:19You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing.
00:01:21Was it good for you?
00:01:23Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:27Lani?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What?
00:01:34What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lani.
00:01:47I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:02:04What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her.
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:30How about you and I...
00:02:31Um, you're...
00:02:32Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:45Sorry.
00:02:46I'll be right back.
00:02:51It's...
00:02:52I don't know.
00:02:53So, I can't do anything.
00:02:54I can't do anything.
00:02:55I can't do anything.
00:02:56I can't do anything.
00:02:57I can't do anything.
00:02:58I can't do anything.
00:02:59I can't do anything.
00:03:00I can't do anything.
00:03:01Oh, damn it.
00:03:02Shit!
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my God.
00:03:05Oh my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07What are you doing?
00:03:08Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:09Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:10Sure.
00:03:11Sure.
00:03:12How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF life like we should vow to never let that happen again
00:03:29pinkie swear thank you friends forever we should vow to never let that happen again
00:03:40pinkie swear thank you swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:53thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at genguard
00:03:59small world never biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup
00:04:10hey
00:04:18what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex with jerks
00:04:27a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31how about we
00:04:36stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51i'll be your winged woman though you're now your winged men
00:05:03so
00:05:08so
00:05:14so
00:05:16I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:43I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:54Stop.
00:05:55I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:01I think.
00:06:03Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:07Friends forever?
00:06:13Friends forever.
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:20Friends forever.
00:06:22Friends forever.
00:06:27Oh, my God.
00:06:57Oh, my God.
00:07:27Let's do that again.
00:07:47Oh, my God.
00:07:50What are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay.
00:09:00Sold.
00:09:03Planted benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:39Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:10Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:16Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:20Oh, what a man.
00:10:35What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Article 1.
00:10:46Nobody knows.
00:10:47It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article 3.
00:10:58Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:02Article 4.
00:11:03No lies.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:05Article 5.
00:11:06Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:21Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:23Fine.
00:11:24Fine.
00:11:25And finally...
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first?
00:11:47Let's eat.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:00Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:11Why?
00:13:13I mean, no.
00:13:14The contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:17No.
00:13:18Friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:41Friends first.
00:13:42Friends first.
00:13:43Friends first.
00:13:44Friends first.
00:13:45Friends first.
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:52Friends first.
00:13:55End quote.
00:14:03So, see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:04Yes, you will.
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:18Are you kidding?
00:14:20He asked me out. He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth. Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on it for so long.
00:14:28On Asher? Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out? Yes.
00:14:32On a date? Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:34Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:36Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh. Um...
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:44I gotta go. I'm getting a Matty Petty ready for the big night.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Philadelphia.
00:15:05Uh...
00:15:06Favorite food?
00:15:08Um...
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:13Ooh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:16I like your pet. I've never seen that color before.
00:15:19Daddy has a made-for-me special. It's my favorite color. Heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:26Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself? On your date?
00:15:31I can't do that. If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:52No. No, no, no. Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:57We're... we're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:00Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, masons. On third.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:08Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child...
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up. It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:32Um, I...
00:16:37Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:44How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:54I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:17:01I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:06That would be great.
00:17:09Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you?
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:35Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I was sworn off one night stands.
00:17:44I'm...
00:17:45I'm a one night stand?
00:17:46No, no, no, it...
00:17:47Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:17:59Yes.
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:23Jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:32Did you sleep together?
00:18:34No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:44Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:47Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my pledge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:22Get back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24I'm not saying.
00:19:25Mmm.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28Alright.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:19:36I don't have a right hand.
00:19:37I need a.
00:19:38I need a.
00:19:39I need a.
00:19:40I need a.
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:43Oh.
00:19:45Oh.
00:19:47Oh.
00:19:51Oh.
00:19:58Oh.
00:19:59Oh.
00:20:01Oh.
00:20:02Oh.
00:20:03Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:31True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Lianne Lamont.
00:21:01Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:21You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh.
00:21:34Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well.
00:21:45See you guys later.
00:21:45Here.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Lianne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:22Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:59arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:10Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:22That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46I had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric.
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um...
00:24:03I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:18Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:35Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:02You know, Leanne...
00:25:04I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:08I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:37I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I...
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:25:58Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it...
00:26:17Attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:21How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:27Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This...
00:26:39Is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42So you have a nice long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This...
00:26:47Is your headline.
00:26:48For wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:51And...
00:26:52Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:55And this is your love line.
00:27:02So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:35Great idea.
00:27:35I don't know.
00:28:05I don't know.
00:28:35I don't know.
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:43I don't know.
00:28:45I don't know.
00:28:47I don't know.
00:28:49I don't know.
00:28:51I don't know.
00:28:53I don't know.
00:28:55I don't know.
00:28:57I don't know.
00:28:58I don't know.
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00I don't know.
00:29:01I don't know.
00:29:02I don't know.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:04Nice trick.
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:08Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:15Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:17My front door.
00:29:19My front door.
00:29:20Nuts.
00:29:21How could you?
00:29:23Nuts.
00:29:24How could you?
00:29:25Beth!
00:29:26Wait!
00:29:27Beth!
00:29:28Oh, fuck.
00:29:29What have I done?
00:29:30What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:31Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:34Hey.
00:29:35Hey.
00:29:36Hey.
00:29:37Hey.
00:29:38Hey!
00:29:39Hey!
00:29:40Hey!
00:29:41Hey.
00:29:42Hey!
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:45Hey!
00:29:46Hey!
00:29:47Hey!
00:29:48Hey!
00:29:49Hey!
00:29:50Hey!
00:29:51Hey!
00:29:52Hey!
00:29:53Hey!
00:29:54Hey!
00:29:55Hey!
00:29:56Hey!
00:29:57Hey!
00:29:58Hey!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:03I'm getting dressed.
00:30:04I'm going.
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything.
00:30:07It was me.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:12It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:13I fucked up.
00:30:14Whatever it is.
00:30:15It was.
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:21I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:34Hence first?
00:30:41Hence first.
00:30:57Hey, Beth.
00:30:59Go away.
00:31:05I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:12You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game.
00:31:18Friends with benefits.
00:31:19But it's over now, okay?
00:31:21I promise.
00:31:21I promise.
00:31:21Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:32Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:38Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:41You and me.
00:31:41Please, give me another chance.
00:31:46I suppose.
00:31:53I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:16friends forever.
00:32:18Remember?
00:32:24Eric.
00:32:26Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:35Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leanne?
00:32:50Call me.
00:32:51Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:11If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:21It's Eric.
00:33:36Leave a message.
00:33:38Hey, Eric.
00:33:39Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what
00:33:45you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher?
00:33:47Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me.
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:56Miss you.
00:33:57Call me.
00:33:58Bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:08Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:13we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:17I'll call you when I can.
00:34:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:53To love.
00:34:56Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:09I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:09I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:10I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:11I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:12I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:13I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:14I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:15I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:16I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:17I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:18I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:19I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:20I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:21I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:22I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:23I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:24I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:25I think we've had enough to do this.
00:35:26A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:56I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry, I've been aloof, just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You wanna talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't wanna talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never, he's a knob.
00:36:46Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:00It's the same you think her clothes were too old.
00:37:01She's not the same.
00:37:02I see her clothes.
00:37:03I think I saw her clothes.
00:37:05I know she's very good.
00:37:06She's not the same.
00:37:07I'm a little too.
00:37:08She's not the same.
00:37:09She's not the same.
00:37:10She's not the same.
00:38:42Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:44Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:46You cost us the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:59So embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:05Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:10Come here.
00:39:21Come here.
00:39:21Come here.
00:40:22Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:24I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:27We only just got back together.
00:40:30Beth, we were never together.
00:40:33I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:39Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:43I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:55You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:05See you.
00:41:09See you.
00:41:11Ahhhhhhh!
00:41:13Ahhh!
00:41:25Shit!
00:41:35Ahh!
00:43:11Love, her friend, with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:16XO, XO.
00:43:21When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:26I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:30Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:41I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:44I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:48Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:49You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:52Lear.
00:43:56I am not a cheater.
00:43:58I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:08I do.
00:44:13Kate.
00:44:14I don't know.
00:44:14I don't know.
00:44:46I will, I will, I will!
00:45:00Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:03Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:08Please, don't marry her.
00:45:11You don't love her.
00:45:12You're rebounding.
00:45:16I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:25A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:58Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:00Oh my god.
00:46:17Hello!
00:46:17Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:23You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:26I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you.
00:46:28And there's more with the doorman.
00:46:29Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:31Sure.
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:51Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:54You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:06Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:10Ever.
00:47:11Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:22Effective now.
00:47:24Wait, what?
00:47:27Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:32Who's the source?
00:47:38Oh my god.
00:47:39Why would she do this?
00:47:42Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:44No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:53But you never speak to me again.
00:47:57So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:59Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:02It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:04It's already in the trades.
00:48:07You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:09Nobody will touch you.
00:48:12So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:23Asher?
00:48:23You bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26You jealous bitch.
00:48:28What are you doing?
00:48:30What are you...
00:48:30I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:35Honey?
00:48:37What are you talking about?
00:48:38I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:41Well, job well done.
00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:47Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:50We are not friends.
00:48:53Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:55Stay away from me.
00:48:56Don't contact me.
00:48:58Don't speak to me.
00:48:59Don't look at me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:07You are dead to me.
00:49:07Don't go away from me.
00:49:08Don't look at me.
00:49:15Oh.
00:49:15No.
00:49:16Oh.
00:49:18Oh.
00:49:19Oh.
00:49:19Oh.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:21Oh.
00:49:21Oh.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:23Oh.
00:49:24Oh.
00:49:25Oh.
00:51:55Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:19Heliotrope purple.
00:52:20It was Beth.
00:52:29Heliotrope purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:33She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:38Oh my God.
00:52:40Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:44Come on, come on.
00:52:45Sure.
00:52:46Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:10Bess?
00:53:40Bess?
00:53:56Bess?
00:54:00Bess?
00:54:12Oh, my God.
00:54:26She's insane.
00:54:28What are you doing here?
00:54:32Beth.
00:54:34You set me up.
00:54:36You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:40I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:44And I won.
00:54:46You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:50I'll scream.
00:54:52Nobody will hear you.
00:54:54I can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:54:56I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:55:06I can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:08Leanne.
00:55:10I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise.
00:55:16Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher, or...
00:55:20You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:24Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job.
00:55:32Just...
00:55:33Please.
00:55:34Beth.
00:55:36Don't hurt me.
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've gotta go.
00:55:44No!
00:55:45No!
00:55:46I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:47But you've gotta go.
00:55:50No!
00:55:51No!
00:55:52No!
00:55:53No!
00:55:54No!
00:55:55I can't...
00:55:56No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59No!
00:56:00No!
00:56:01No!
00:56:02No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:04No!
00:56:05No!
00:56:06No!
00:56:07No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:09No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:13Oh, my God.
00:56:43Don't bother.
00:57:13That pipe's in there good.
00:57:15You're not going anywhere.
00:57:19You're crazy.
00:57:22You're never getting away with it.
00:57:24Oh, but I will.
00:57:25See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:27And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:29And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:34I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:37You bitch.
00:57:44You bitch!
00:57:46Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:57:51Toodles!
00:57:58Toodles!
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:00Toodles!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:03Toodles!
00:58:04Toodles!
00:58:05Toodles!
00:58:06Toodles!
00:58:07Toodles!
00:58:08Toodles!
00:58:09Toodles!
00:58:10Toodles!
00:58:11Toodles!
00:58:12Toodles!
00:58:13Toodles!
00:58:14Toodles!
00:58:15Toodles!
00:58:16Toodles!
00:58:17Toodles!
00:58:18Toodles!
00:58:19Oh, my God.
00:58:49I don't know.
00:59:19I don't know.
00:59:49I don't know.
01:00:19What are you doing here?
01:00:24Keep going fast.
01:00:25What's going on, Beth?
01:00:27Security, take this woman away.
01:00:29She's clearly deranged.
01:00:31Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:32We are gathered here today.
01:00:33Let's go finish it.
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:42What?
01:00:43That's completely absurd.
01:00:47Is this true?
01:00:49She's crazy.
01:00:50Security!
01:00:52She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:56Asher, you love me.
01:01:00We're getting married today.
01:01:02Go, go, go!
01:01:04Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:07You're ruining everything!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:15You're ruining everything!
01:01:17Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:21Get off me!
01:01:27I will kill you.
01:01:29I will kill you!
01:01:30Don't die!
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:35No!
01:01:36No, no, no, no!
01:01:40I, Beth, I love you, take me!
01:01:43Ask for it!
01:01:44Don't let me, you're not a human in mind!
01:01:48Hey.
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:53Yeah, I think so.
01:01:55Come on.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Good.
01:01:58Did someone grab a chair?
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:05Yeah, I think so.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09Good.
01:02:11Hey, someone grab a chair.
01:02:17Babe.
01:02:18Hey.
01:02:19Wake up, babe.
01:02:20Baby, wake up.
01:02:21Baby.
01:02:22Hey, wake up.
01:02:24Wake up, baby.
01:02:25Leanne.
01:02:28Asher.
01:02:29Yes, it's me.
01:02:30And it's all over.
01:02:37I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:39I'm, I'm more sorry.
01:02:41You saved me.
01:02:43You're my hero.
01:02:48Sure, I love you.
01:02:51I love you, Leanne.
01:02:58Let me help you.
01:02:59Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:11Will you marry me?
01:03:20Will you marry me?
01:03:20Will you marry me?
01:03:20Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:25Yes, yes, yes!
01:03:32They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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