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How To Break A Dilf - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:00:58You showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:17Hey.
00:01:18You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:21You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:48I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:01:58Tell me, you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:04I'm floating.
00:02:13OMG, that is so you two.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:21Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:24Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:02:30Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:46That ain't gonna get me in this form.
00:02:52Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think...
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do what you told.
00:03:00Don't make a sound.
00:03:11Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:14You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:26I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:27I'm home.
00:03:44Yes sir.
00:03:48What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:50I told her this meeting is important.
00:03:51Daydreaming again.
00:03:53Hey.
00:03:54Come here.
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:58Project the demo for me.
00:03:59Sophie.
00:04:00Snap out of it.
00:04:01This is work.
00:04:02You need to focus.
00:04:05Oh my god.
00:04:08I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:11I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:13I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:19Wait.
00:04:20Your dad's best friend?
00:04:22Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie.
00:04:26Sophie.
00:04:27That's literally disgusting.
00:04:29That's enough.
00:04:31Sophie stay here.
00:04:32Everybody else get out.
00:04:33Meeting's over.
00:04:34Boss.
00:04:35What she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:38You should put her in line.
00:04:40Get out.
00:04:41All of you.
00:04:42Let's go.
00:04:43Sophie.
00:04:44Sophie.
00:04:45Sophie.
00:04:46This is an important meeting.
00:04:47I told you to be focused.
00:04:48Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:49My dad's best friend?
00:04:50Who do you think that is?
00:04:51He's not even going to ask?
00:04:52Does he not care at all?
00:04:53Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:04:54No, Sophie.
00:04:55Some things you can't take them back once you say them.
00:04:56Jessie.
00:04:57I'm in love with you.
00:04:58No, Sophie.
00:04:59You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:00Don't say that.
00:05:01It's not like that.
00:05:03I Love You How a Woman loves a Man.
00:05:19I've been dreaming about us getting married and having fun.
00:05:23daughter to me. Don't say that. It's not like that. I love you how a woman loves a man. I've
00:05:27been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog and children that
00:05:32run around in the backyard. That kind of love, don't you understand? No. No, you're just young
00:05:38and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings. Outgrow these feelings? I've had
00:05:43a crush on you for forever. I can't get rid of these feelings, okay? They're not going anywhere.
00:05:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:53You can't just give us one chance just to try. No, you're my best friend's daughter. I'm not
00:06:00going to do George like that. If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun. He will
00:06:04shoot me. Jesse, you literally sell guns for a living. Surely you're not afraid of a little
00:06:11shotgun. Sophie, I'm serious. Wait, does that mean you like me too? It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No. No, it's one of the small reasons. It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:28I'm old. I'm divorced. You're young. You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want, okay? I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:41Well, I don't want you.
00:06:42I see. I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:54Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you. But as your father's best friend, I can never
00:07:00cross that line. Damn it.
00:07:08Of course, you didn't follow me. Why would...
00:07:10You mean it, right? It's running pretty hard.
00:07:16No, thanks.
00:07:22No! Stop!
00:07:24Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend, okay? He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man. You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:35We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks. Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:42Do you want money? I have money.
00:07:44I don't know. We don't want money?
00:07:47She's so fucking hot. I get to go first.
00:07:51What are you doing? Please, please let me go.
00:07:55Let me go!
00:07:56Shut up!
00:07:58Sophie!
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:05Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:14Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:26You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:35Take another step or bring your fucking brains out.
00:08:40Get on the ground.
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground.
00:08:50Don't kill us.
00:08:51Please don't kill us.
00:08:53This will never happen again.
00:08:55Please, buddy.
00:08:55I didn't know we have this side to him.
00:08:57911, what's your emergency?
00:08:59Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:09:01Two white males, mid-20s.
00:09:03The corner at 46 and 3rd.
00:09:06Listen, bro, just...
00:09:08Now, you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:15I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:09:18You all right?
00:09:19Oh, man.
00:09:38Sophie, stop staring at me.
00:09:41I wasn't staring.
00:09:42I just...
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:50It's nothing.
00:09:53I'm going to get you some dry clothes.
00:09:55He still came looking for me.
00:09:57Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:01Here, you can change into this.
00:10:02What the hell are you doing?
00:10:15You told me to get changed.
00:10:17In the bathroom?
00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:20So, what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself.
00:10:25Liar.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48Let me get this wound cooled up for you.
00:10:51I sound fine.
00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep.
00:10:54You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:10:55If you get some rest,
00:10:57I'll drop you off at your house first in the morning.
00:11:02If you don't have feelings for me,
00:11:03then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:07I'm tired.
00:11:09I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:16And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:25Why are you hard?
00:11:28You have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter.
00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:44You're hard.
00:11:44That means you want me.
00:11:46It means I'm a healthy man.
00:11:48You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:11:51But don't get it twisted.
00:11:53This isn't love.
00:11:54This isn't affection.
00:11:55It's biology.
00:11:57It's biology.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05If you want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings,
00:12:07I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:10It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:14I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:16You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:23Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:27Where is he?
00:12:34There he is.
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie.
00:12:40Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:12:51I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:12:57So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:13:00You're barely 21.
00:13:10Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:16To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:19Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:21Trust me, I've wished him plenty.
00:13:23Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:25That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:27She's 30.
00:13:29Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:32Your father loves you.
00:13:34You know that.
00:13:35I know he does.
00:13:36He's my dad.
00:13:36But the real question is, do you?
00:13:47Sophie, you're drunk.
00:13:50Oh, there you guys are.
00:13:55Hey, Dottie.
00:13:56Welcome.
00:13:58Welcome.
00:13:59Congratulations.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:06She's drunk.
00:14:08I'm going to take her down the lake.
00:14:09Maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:14:11Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:13I'm one of these bastards thinking that she's easy praying because she's tipsy.
00:14:17You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:18Are you the suit to every girl?
00:14:31You're not every girl.
00:14:33I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:36Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:37I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:43Just let me rest.
00:15:00Thanks.
00:15:00Thanks, sir.
00:15:03Fine.
00:15:04I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:07Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:15Sophie!
00:15:27Sophie?
00:15:28Sophie!
00:15:29Wake up!
00:15:30Hey!
00:15:37So, that was my first kiss.
00:16:00So, that was my first kiss.
00:16:06Her first kiss?
00:16:08Which means, Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:11That wasn't a kiss.
00:16:12That was CPR.
00:16:14What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:16You scared the shit out of me.
00:16:17It's not funny.
00:16:19If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:24Maybe I'm going to let you drown.
00:16:26I love you.
00:16:31I love you.
00:16:37This is crazy.
00:16:39Mergers and acquisitions.
00:16:41God.
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Weapons, things like that.
00:16:47Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:16:49You have to stop thinking about that.
00:16:51all right all right it is late it is my wedding night and we going back to our
00:17:02tent you all have fun and we will see you tomorrow come on baby
00:17:11ow I'm pretty tired too so tired of my tent I'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:41where you are
00:18:11Mr. Delancey we're in your office anyone can walk by so what I'm the CEO not a morse you know ever since you joined this company it's taken my full willpower and I can kiss you every day and you're with Sylvie then kiss me boss man
00:18:31I'm gonna fight to rap against this window I know what kind of experience you had with these boys but
00:18:44are you about to have a little guy from around there? yes yes why? yes sir please fuck me
00:18:52so
00:18:56I heard you calling my name
00:19:05are you touching yourself thinking about me? what no no why are you in my tent? get out
00:19:20you're not gonna get out of this one Jesse you can't call my name let me see that and
00:19:25still pretend you don't have feelings for me
00:19:28what do you want me to say? you want to tell yes yes I find you attractive I'm very attracted to you but
00:19:38any man would be in their right mind you're beautiful you're kind you're sexy you you check
00:19:44every box all right is that what you wanted to hear? that doesn't mean that we can be together
00:19:48yes that's exactly what I wanted to hear do you know how happy I am right now?
00:19:55where's your bro? I didn't wear one or babies
00:20:02where's your bro? I didn't wear one or babies
00:20:06fuck you
00:20:13fuck you
00:20:25Jesse I want you
00:20:34want me to what?
00:20:36I want you to make love to me
00:20:38what are you talking?
00:20:40I want you inside of me now
00:20:42I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse
00:20:45this is what I've been waiting for
00:20:47so that was my first case
00:20:52Sophie's still a virgin
00:20:54you're a virgin
00:20:56yeah so it's not a big deal
00:20:58fuck me
00:21:00what the hell am I doing?
00:21:02stop
00:21:04wait stop we can't do this
00:21:06what? why?
00:21:07I can't be the one that takes your virginity
00:21:10you have to deal with somebody that you love
00:21:12someone your own age
00:21:13not a man like me
00:21:15you are the man I love
00:21:16why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:17I've been waiting for you
00:21:19I'm sorry we can't do this
00:21:22this should have never happened
00:21:24he's such a jerk
00:21:35I was practically naked in front of him
00:21:36and he chickened out because I'm a virgin
00:21:38what if he just can't?
00:21:40you know like erectile dysfunction?
00:21:43no I felt it it was hard as a rock
00:21:45oh then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:47well as your best friend
00:21:50I will help you bang him
00:21:52how?
00:21:53he said it's because you're a virgin right?
00:21:55what if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:04the fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:06exploit the three sins that they always fall for
00:22:09step one
00:22:10last
00:22:12sex is their basic instinct
00:22:14and no guy can resist a smart seduction
00:22:17especially from a beauty like you
00:22:23but I've tried
00:22:25like so many times
00:22:26the lake
00:22:27the tent
00:22:28seduction doesn't seem to work
00:22:29so then step two
00:22:30greed
00:22:31if he's not craving you now
00:22:33we will make sure that he does
00:22:34we'll play that game
00:22:36push
00:22:37pull
00:22:38repeat
00:22:39then step three
00:22:43envy
00:22:44it's bringing some competition
00:22:46might like
00:22:47someone
00:22:48who looks
00:22:49nothing
00:22:50like him
00:22:51will make him
00:22:52feel like
00:22:53threatened
00:22:54and jealous
00:22:55and like I said
00:22:56all we have to do
00:22:57is make him
00:22:58think
00:22:59that you're not a virgin anymore
00:23:00you're a big lightsaber Kelly
00:23:03I owe you huge if this works
00:23:05oh trust me
00:23:06it will work
00:23:11but how do I do stuff too?
00:23:13I mean how do I make him feel like
00:23:15he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:18gotta quit your bad habits
00:23:19alright
00:23:20no texting
00:23:21stop calling
00:23:22two weeks
00:23:23total silence
00:23:24two weeks
00:23:25you'll completely forget about me
00:23:26trust me
00:23:27in two weeks
00:23:28in two weeks
00:23:29we will go somewhere
00:23:30where he'll hate
00:23:32running into you
00:23:34then
00:23:35he won't be able to help himself
00:23:38somewhere he'll hate running into me
00:23:52come on go do what I told you
00:23:54he's literally looking over here right now
00:23:57work totally has the hots for you
00:23:59are you sure?
00:24:00I don't even know that guy
00:24:01listen
00:24:02we went to college together
00:24:03so I can tell you
00:24:04that he is like
00:24:06super reliable
00:24:07and he's hot
00:24:08and he's rich
00:24:10I mean he will definitely
00:24:11make Jesse jealous
00:24:13and he has been eyeing you all night
00:24:15do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:18I'm feeling good
00:24:19I'm feeling tired
00:24:20I'm feeling tired
00:24:21ready to shine
00:24:22ready to shine
00:24:23ready to shine
00:24:24she used to text me all the time
00:24:25she doesn't text me in two weeks
00:24:41She used to text me all the time shouldn't text me in two weeks
00:25:11Sophie you look drunk. Where are you? It's dangerous to be out drunk
00:25:29Fish is taking the bait
00:25:31Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:37You just texted him the address like 10 minutes ago. Give it a second
00:25:43What if he doesn't come? Hey, be patient, alright? Just 10 more minutes
00:25:54Let's dance over there
00:25:56He's not coming
00:26:00Everything is over
00:26:07Who the hell are you? I didn't invite an old man to my party
00:26:21Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle
00:26:26Uncle
00:26:27It's nice to meet you, sir
00:26:31I'm Sophie's friend
00:26:32Why'd you come? Were you worried about me? Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:26:45Jealous? You sent me that text message alluring me here. Don't play smart
00:26:48You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age
00:26:51It's your choice
00:27:00Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be
00:27:03The truth is that
00:27:06Sophie hates her uncle
00:27:09And he's like a total control freak
00:27:12And he is super strict
00:27:14She's fucking 21
00:27:15She can do whatever she wants
00:27:16Yeah, exactly
00:27:17Right? Go over there and pull her aside
00:27:19Please
00:27:20And really
00:27:22I think you guys should make such a cute couple
00:27:24I really do think you should be worried, Chad
00:27:26Fine
00:27:37Then that's what I'll do
00:27:38Then that's what I'll do
00:27:41Do what exactly?
00:27:44Lose my virginity to Mark
00:27:45That kid's a walking STD
00:27:47He's not right for you
00:27:48Sophie
00:27:50I haven't seen you since college
00:27:53I think we should totally catch up and burn it
00:27:56Hey, uncle
00:28:00Sophie's 21
00:28:02I think you can chillax, fright
00:28:06We're having fun
00:28:07I'm sure she gets home safe
00:28:09Come with me
00:28:12Jessie
00:28:13Last chance
00:28:15Do I go?
00:28:18You can do whatever you are
00:28:19Or someone come here tonight
00:28:21Great
00:28:23I'll see you later then
00:28:30Come on in
00:28:40Hey, don't knock the door
00:28:48Okay, okay
00:28:50Just phone some privacy
00:28:51You want a drink?
00:28:52No, I'm fine
00:28:53A guy and a girl
00:29:01Alone
00:29:03In a room
00:29:04I think we all know what happens next
00:29:08I respect her decision
00:29:09Jesus
00:29:10Well, you just man up
00:29:12You're here, right?
00:29:13You obviously care about her
00:29:15I mean, are you really
00:29:17Gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?
00:29:21It's more complicated than you think
00:29:22Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:27Um, I'm not ready
00:29:28We barely know each other
00:29:30Come on
00:29:30It's just a little kiss
00:29:32I won't do anything else
00:29:33I'm sorry
00:29:33I don't think I can do this
00:29:35Then why did you go into my room?
00:29:36Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:29:39You're right
00:29:39I shouldn't have done that
00:29:40I'll get out of your hair
00:29:41You can't even change your mind about things
00:29:44Not this, okay?
00:29:45No, get off of me
00:29:46She said no, motherfucker
00:29:56Come on
00:29:59You're coming home with me
00:30:00Now
00:30:01Oh, fuck
00:30:10Why does he look so mad?
00:30:12Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:15Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:16Well, you look mad
00:30:18And for what?
00:30:19You're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age
00:30:22So I did
00:30:22And now you're upset?
00:30:25I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt
00:30:27What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:30Was your friend gonna help you?
00:30:32What were you gonna do?
00:30:33You gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:35What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:37Okay, fine
00:30:38I shouldn't have done that
00:30:39But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:41Nothing I do seems to work on you
00:30:43I have humiliated myself over and over again
00:30:46I'm just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass woman
00:30:49But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it
00:30:53It's not fair
00:30:54You have feelings for me too
00:30:56You're just too scared to admit it
00:30:58Okay, fine
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:02I'll leave
00:31:03And I'll never bother you again
00:31:04Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:31George, what's up?
00:31:36Sophie's semester starts soon
00:31:38And she has to transfer to another apartment
00:31:40But we're gonna be ready for another week
00:31:43And then I earn her honeymoon
00:31:45The thought of her shacking up with strangers
00:31:47Just really, really bothers me
00:31:49Now you're the only person I trust with her safety
00:31:51Do you want her to stay with you for a week?
00:31:54Just until the lease starts
00:31:58Yeah
00:31:59What did you say?
00:32:06We gotta pack your stuff up
00:32:07Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:09Your dad wants you to move in with me
00:32:11Can't believe that the lease of my apartment is all ready
00:32:26Well
00:32:27You can stay here until the new lease starts
00:32:30Then you gotta go
00:32:30Back to being a cold hard ass
00:32:33So are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:37Because you did kiss me
00:32:38Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:43That was my fault
00:32:43I shouldn't have done that
00:32:44I don't want you to feel bad
00:32:47I wanted you to kiss me
00:32:49That's the problem, Sophie
00:32:54Because I'm gonna kiss you too
00:32:56Your father trusts me
00:33:09I can't betray his trust
00:33:11My dad probably doesn't even care
00:33:13You're just assuming that he does
00:33:15I know him
00:33:15I know men
00:33:16If he found out about
00:33:18Us, whatever this is
00:33:20He will get a gun
00:33:22And he will shoot me dead
00:33:23So what?
00:33:26You're just gonna give up on us then?
00:33:37Just give me time
00:33:38Meaning?
00:33:40After you graduate
00:33:41If you still love me
00:33:42Then I'll
00:33:43So you're saying
00:33:45That once I graduate
00:33:46I have a chance?
00:33:48Yes
00:33:49Despite my best efforts
00:33:52I can't get you out of my mind
00:33:53And
00:33:54Leaving you was the hardest thing I've ever done
00:33:56Just picturing another man
00:33:58With his arms around you
00:33:59Drives me crazy
00:34:00So
00:34:00I'm not gonna run away from this
00:34:03But I wanna do it on my terms
00:34:05Okay
00:34:05What are your terms?
00:34:09Number one
00:34:10No sex
00:34:14Okay
00:34:15No sex
00:34:16But I can still touch, right?
00:34:18Rule number two
00:34:20No flirting
00:34:22No tempting me
00:34:24It's hard enough as it is
00:34:25I can't promise anything
00:34:27Rule number three
00:34:29You're here for a week
00:34:30When school starts
00:34:31You check into your dorm
00:34:33This is nothing like what I expected
00:34:36I don't graduate for another year
00:34:38That's so far away
00:34:41My house
00:34:45My rules
00:34:46Come on
00:34:51I'll show you your room
00:34:52So this is you
00:35:04I'm right next door if you need anything
00:35:06Seems like there's things I don't know about you
00:35:18I've told you I'm not some good girl
00:35:20But if you want a good girl
00:35:21I can play the part
00:35:23Not very good girl
00:35:31Actions here
00:35:31Huh?
00:35:33Jessie
00:35:33I
00:35:35Rule number two
00:35:37Go flirting
00:35:38I'm going to confiscate this
00:35:46I'm going to confiscate this
00:35:46He's taking a shower
00:36:04Same roof tonight
00:36:07Same bed soon
00:36:09Jessie
00:36:24So hot
00:36:26Nope
00:36:32This is killing me
00:36:33I'm getting that vibrator back
00:36:34Jessie
00:36:39Jessie
00:36:40Jessie
00:36:41Where did he hide?
00:36:51What the?
00:37:03Milfs
00:37:08That's what goes on to him
00:37:09So he likes
00:37:12Older whatever
00:37:13I can't fight a battle blindfolded
00:37:16I need to know
00:37:16Exactly what type of girl
00:37:18Jessie likes
00:37:18If I want to win him over
00:37:19Milfs
00:37:23Secret it is
00:37:23Holy shit
00:37:42So rough
00:37:43Looks like you found out the secret
00:37:51What are you doing in the room?
00:37:57Um
00:37:57I
00:37:59I
00:37:59I just
00:37:59Came to get my things
00:38:00You don't follow directions too well
00:38:06How should I corner you?
00:38:12Mom
00:38:13How?
00:38:24She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now
00:38:32Why'd you sneak in the room?
00:38:37Just watch porn?
00:38:39I just want to know what you like
00:38:40Did you figure it out?
00:38:46You like how it works?
00:38:48No
00:38:49Keep guessing
00:38:51I feel something hard against my like
00:38:54Got you for that right
00:38:56I feel something hard against my like
00:39:02Got you for that right
00:39:04But Jessie
00:39:06The rule is no flirting
00:39:09That girl will be the death of me
00:39:18What is he doing?
00:39:31What is he doing?
00:39:31What is he doing?
00:39:33You hungry?
00:39:47You hungry?
00:39:56Just practice inside
00:39:59If you have one more cell, I'll join you
00:40:00That's cheating.
00:40:02I'll join you.
00:40:05Let me help.
00:40:19Goddammit, I almost had him.
00:40:30At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:44No.
00:40:49Running away?
00:40:51You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:55I'll handle the rest.
00:41:00You gonna eat?
00:41:07Nope.
00:41:08I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:41:13We'll work out.
00:41:30Kid, I'm trying to wash this.
00:41:32Is that my shirt?
00:41:37So am I distracting you?
00:41:45You're breaking rules.
00:41:47No flirting.
00:41:49But I skipped that.
00:41:51And so?
00:41:52I'm hungry.
00:41:55No underwear?
00:41:56Uh-uh.
00:41:58I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:00So what now?
00:42:01You doing punishment last time?
00:42:02Is that what you are?
00:42:03You don't want to be cluttered?
00:42:04Punish me harder, please.
00:42:06You really knew you deserve to be punished.
00:42:07No.
00:42:09No underwear?
00:42:10No.
00:42:11I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:13So what now?
00:42:14You didn't punish me to last time?
00:42:15Is that what you are?
00:42:16You don't want to be cluttered?
00:42:22Punish me harder, please.
00:42:23You really knew you deserve to be punished.
00:42:34Yeah, so punish me now.
00:42:48I needed this for so long.
00:42:54I didn't know you were such kinky stuff.
00:43:05I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:19This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:43:23You stay here, think about what you've done.
00:43:26You stay here, think about what you've done.
00:43:36Jesse.
00:43:39I'm back.
00:43:44Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:49I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:53Ex-wife, Karen.
00:43:54We're divorced.
00:43:55Hmm.
00:43:56Why are you here?
00:43:57I came for what's mine.
00:43:58There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:43:59Hmm.
00:44:00I'm not leaving without it.
00:44:02I miss you.
00:44:03I miss you.
00:44:04Being in the club really hasn't been the same since you've been.
00:44:05Oh my God, his ex-wife is here.
00:44:06I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:07No.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:10Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:11I know this place better.
00:44:12Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:13Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:14I know this place better than you.
00:44:15And I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:16I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:17Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:18Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:19Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:20I know this place better than you.
00:44:21And I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:22He'll bore you soon enough.
00:44:23Do you want some coffee?
00:44:24And please, don't bother.
00:44:25No.
00:44:26Do you want some coffee?
00:44:27Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:28I know this place better than you.
00:44:29And I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:30He'll bore you soon enough.
00:44:31Get what you came for and get out.
00:44:38Leave her out of this.
00:44:39Jesse?
00:44:40Yes?
00:44:41I can't believe I did now.
00:44:42You could buy some coffee.
00:44:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:44:44I can't believe I'm here.
00:44:45No, no, no, no.
00:44:46I can't believe I'm here.
00:44:47No, no.
00:44:48No, no, no, no.
00:44:49No, no, no, no.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51No, no, no, no, I can't believe it.
00:44:52Jessie. Still angry? I came for the engagement ring. An engagement ring, of course. They
00:45:03were married after all. I decided to keep it after all. It's in my dressing room. This
00:45:21was my dressing room. Stay out of it. I can handle my own shit. Sorry. This is my room now. Oh,
00:45:32sweetie. So, you two still don't share bed? So what? I'm his girlfriend now. Just a dumb
00:45:41blonde with a fake boob job. And right here. Sorry. No rings in there. Just
00:45:51my dekabaz that God gave me for free. Looks like he might have given me yours, too. You
00:45:58little bitch. That's enough. That's your last warning. You need to leave. I'm gonna call
00:46:08the cops. Jessie. I know you still love me. Trust me. That was done as soon as you showed
00:46:15your true colors. Now I just regret meeting you. You shouldn't take her side over mine,
00:46:19Jessie. You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:46:23Jessie. So, you were married to that? It's a choice I regret deeply. Right, but you proposed
00:46:39after all. If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her. She's dangerous. So why did you
00:46:45marry her? I'm gonna get you a room with the Ritz-Carlton. I'll help you move in when your
00:46:50lease starts. What? You're kicking me out for her. It's not safe for you here. Not safe
00:46:57or not convenient now that she's not here. Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie. I don't love her.
00:47:10I love you.
00:47:11Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:47:24Okay, don't be mad. How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now? Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
00:47:35Nope. I fought so hard to get in this house. I'm not just gonna leave.
00:47:45Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:47:55Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:47:57So, why did you guys break up? And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's
00:48:01daughter. She lied to me. About everything. And she cheated on me. When I finally saw who
00:48:09she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her. Oh, shit. Sorry. Sometimes
00:48:17you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them. I'm gonna take a nap.
00:48:31I'm staying. But I'll behave. Okay? I'll follow all the rules. No more seduction
00:48:41attempts. Please don't make me leave. Fine. You leave on the first day of school.
00:48:49Yes. I knew you'd cave. Oh, I'll get it.
00:48:56Karen won't make a move yet. I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:49:01Jessie, a neighborhood party? Okay.
00:49:06Dear Mr. DeLancey, I'm throwing a get-together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:49:12It would be a great time with neighbors. Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:49:16The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:49:19Since when do I socialize with neighbors? And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:24Bring your partner. It'll be fun.
00:49:26Hard pass.
00:49:27You do want to show me off.
00:49:32A few days left. Might as well let her have this.
00:49:35Fine.
00:49:37Yes! Jessie, you're the best!
00:49:38Ta-da! It's cute, right?
00:49:57Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:59Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:50:01But at least I won't have a dress to run.
00:50:02I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:50:09Let's go.
00:50:13Hello?
00:50:14Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line. He requested an emergency meeting.
00:50:19All right, I'm on the way.
00:50:21Work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:24Go ahead, I'll meet at the parties.
00:50:25Go. I'll try my neighbors.
00:50:26Hello. I'm here for the...
00:50:38There you are.
00:50:41The party.
00:50:45Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:50:51Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:51:00Oh, poor maid.
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:51:05Oh, and then don't rush off.
00:51:07You know everybody here.
00:51:09Stay and play.
00:51:13Is this for me?
00:51:15No.
00:51:15It looks delicious.
00:51:25Oops.
00:51:26I spilled it.
00:51:28It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:51:33She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jessie at the meeting.
00:51:38Ooh.
00:51:38Oh, the gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:42No, no, be nice.
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:51:47Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:50Oh, Karen.
00:51:52The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:51:55Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:52:00Hmm.
00:52:00Hmm.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:05Oh.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:11Get away from me.
00:52:17You set this up.
00:52:18You're nothing but a street whore.
00:52:23Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:52:28Okay, everybody.
00:52:30Throw in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:52:33Get her.
00:52:33Let go of me.
00:52:41Someone help.
00:52:42I didn't do anything.
00:52:43Oh, save it, whore.
00:52:46There's someone who cares.
00:52:48Push her in.
00:52:49You shouldn't.
00:53:01You're not clean yet.
00:53:03Hold her down.
00:53:04Jesse, we'll kill you for this.
00:53:17Will the boss come after us?
00:53:18No.
00:53:19She's Karen.
00:53:20And she is a nothing.
00:53:22Who do you think will win?
00:53:23Go on.
00:53:24Whatever happens, I'll take the play.
00:53:25Jesse, you try to kill me.
00:53:47Oh, I should have never let you go.
00:53:51You okay?
00:53:51All right, I'll take her.
00:53:55You have a problem.
00:53:56You come to me.
00:53:57You don't drag her into this.
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby.
00:54:00We were just playing around.
00:54:02We're just playing.
00:54:02Let's play.
00:54:03Let's talk about that.
00:54:06Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood.
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
00:54:12She's nothing.
00:54:14Yes, when your relationship was falling apart, Karen begged you over and over, and you still
00:54:19broke up with her.
00:54:19Exactly, and now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk.
00:54:25Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:26Mistress?
00:54:27There was no mistress.
00:54:29She was the one that was cheating.
00:54:32No.
00:54:34You wouldn't.
00:54:35Yeah.
00:54:35You wouldn't.
00:54:37If I stopped loving you a long time ago, after all the lying and the cheating and the drug
00:54:41use, no, you're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face, and no one will ever
00:54:48love you.
00:54:49OMG.
00:54:50She was the cheater?
00:54:52What a bitch.
00:54:53We all thought Jesse was the liar.
00:54:56Jesse, you know who my father is?
00:54:59And you know what happens when you cross?
00:55:01Yeah, I do.
00:55:02But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
00:55:04Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you, no.
00:55:07I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
00:55:09Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.
00:55:26I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:28Mr. Delancey, wait, please.
00:55:30I can't lose this job.
00:55:32Wait.
00:55:32It's not my fault.
00:55:42I shouldn't drag you into this.
00:55:44Jesse.
00:55:46Love you?
00:55:48Jesse, I love you.
00:55:50Don't leave.
00:55:53I love you too.
00:55:54But you're not safe from me.
00:55:56You have to go.
00:55:57I love you.
00:55:57I love you.
00:56:02George, we have to talk.
00:56:07It's about your daughter.
00:56:20I trusted you.
00:56:21I trusted you as my only daughter.
00:56:23Dad, why are you here?
00:56:26So we are.
00:56:29Get away.
00:56:30He scared me to death.
00:56:33It was an accident.
00:56:34Jesse wasn't even there.
00:56:36Do not defend him.
00:56:37You are coming home with me.
00:56:39I'm not leaving.
00:56:43I start school soon.
00:56:44It's closer to here.
00:56:45I will drive you.
00:56:47I'm not going back.
00:56:50I...
00:56:50Sophie.
00:56:52Go with your father.
00:56:54You want me to leave?
00:57:00Yes.
00:57:03You're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:57:07Do not talk to her like that.
00:57:09You mean, Mom?
00:57:12He'd be better off at home.
00:57:14Then I have to work.
00:57:16Come on.
00:57:17Come on, we are leaving.
00:57:20Dad, I...
00:57:20Just wait in the car.
00:57:21I have to pack my stuff really quick.
00:57:23And...
00:57:24Say goodbye.
00:57:26To Uncle Jess.
00:57:27Is she really doing this?
00:57:36Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:57:38So that's it?
00:57:39But what about our deal?
00:57:40You said that after I dodged you...
00:57:41I'm just stalling to get you off my back.
00:57:46You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:57:48Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:57:59I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:58:02I tried so hard to make things work.
00:58:05But every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:58:10I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:58:18I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:58:22Goodbye, Jesse.
00:58:27I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:58:29Jesse.
00:58:29Jesse, I love you.
00:58:39Don't let you.
00:58:41I love you too, Sophie.
00:58:42I love you too, Sophie.
00:58:42I'm in the darkness
00:58:46In the rain
00:58:49Give me shelter
00:58:52Share the pain
00:58:55Take forever
00:58:58I can't wait
00:59:01If we're together
00:59:04Then I'll survive for one more day
00:59:09Hey, Dad
00:59:16I decided to go to China and take a gap year
00:59:19Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah, I'm fine, Dad
00:59:24I just need a change of scenery
00:59:26And if I can help some people along the way
00:59:28Even just one person
00:59:30I'll be happy
00:59:31Okay, sweetheart
00:59:32I support you
00:59:34Thanks, Dad
00:59:35George, what are you doing?
00:59:48Hey, she came here to talk to you about Sophie
00:59:50Something's off with her
00:59:53Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:55Maybe I should just come clean
00:59:56Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked her out of the house
00:59:59Don't worry about that
01:00:00I heard she got into an argument
01:00:01She'll come around
01:00:03I don't think that's it
01:00:05Look, I haven't been a good father
01:00:08I'm always laying, always working
01:00:10Getting remarried
01:00:12Look, I have some issues
01:00:14But I love my daughter with all my heart
01:00:17I just know there's something else
01:00:20Either somebody broke up with her
01:00:22Or somebody cheated on her
01:00:23Because she's moving to China
01:00:24She's what?
01:00:28Calm down
01:00:29The reaction's bigger than mine
01:00:30She's only going there for a year
01:00:32She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen
01:00:34You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:38George, what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:41We don't know anybody over there
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:45Cassie, she's going to be fine
01:00:46She's joining a group out there
01:00:48And I came here because I thought you would know something
01:00:50You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:55Did she mention anything about
01:00:56About a boyfriend?
01:00:57George, the thing is
01:01:00Why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:02You're my best friend
01:01:03Practically wise to grow up
01:01:05Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:07I guess I just need to be patient
01:01:08And let her tell me when she's ready
01:01:10Anyway
01:01:11Alright, well I'll get out of your hair
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy
01:01:14You want to go off on this weekend?
01:01:17Yeah, yeah
01:01:18When's her flight?
01:01:20She already left
01:01:21It took her airport about an hour ago
01:01:23Excuse me
01:01:25Sorry
01:01:29I was willing to die on this hill for us
01:01:36But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:01:39I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:01:42You are worth fighting for, Sophie
01:01:45Breaking news
01:01:52Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing
01:01:55Has crashed shortly after a takeoff
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down
01:02:00Emergency services are on site
01:02:02287 passengers are on board
01:02:04No survivors are confirmed so far
01:02:07That's office flight
01:02:09This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport
01:02:21Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:02:24I'm sorry, sir
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight
01:02:27LAX is shut down
01:02:28My girlfriend's on that flight
01:02:29I gotta see if she's okay
01:02:30Sir
01:02:30Like I said
01:02:32No one's getting in there
01:02:33Now you can wait here with everyone else
01:02:35And we'll have some information for you soon
01:02:37I'm probably impressed
01:02:43You wish I was like that
01:02:44I wish you'd turn just one last time around
01:02:52To see the stars above me
01:02:57Falling down
01:02:58Don't know why you're just gonna stay here apart
01:03:04You say goodbye
01:03:05Jessie?
01:03:07I need more than I keep saying
01:03:08I need you for real
01:03:10Don't end with a handshake
01:03:12I need more than I keep saying
01:03:15I need you to be up
01:03:16The guy of the outrages
01:03:19Help me, help me
01:03:25Raise your arms
01:03:27Reminds you
01:03:29Stop running
01:03:30Cause I just feel
01:03:32Sticking this time
01:03:34I thought I lost you
01:03:40I thought you were on that flight
01:03:43That wasn't my flight
01:03:44My flight's to Hong Kong
01:03:45But it got cancelled
01:03:46Thank God
01:03:48I'm still leaving, Jessie
01:03:51I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:54It's exhausting
01:03:55It was good to see you
01:03:56You're worth fighting for
01:04:00What?
01:04:05What?
01:04:06That night you left
01:04:06You told me
01:04:07You hoped that one day
01:04:08I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:04:10But I have
01:04:11It's you
01:04:13Alright?
01:04:14Just give me one more chance
01:04:15And I will prove to you
01:04:16That I'm done running
01:04:17I'm done running away from our feelings
01:04:18I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:04:21And die on this mountain for both of us
01:04:22And if the sky falls
01:04:23I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:04:25Just give me one more chance
01:04:27But what about my dad?
01:04:29You said he'll kill you
01:04:30I'll get him not to
01:04:33And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:36I'm only young once
01:04:38You're really wasting my years here, Jessie
01:04:40Anytime
01:04:41Whatever you want
01:04:42Whenever you want
01:04:44You know what he's waiting for?
01:04:46Take me home
01:04:47Oh my god
01:05:00I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:05:03To the man I love
01:05:04Can I join you?
01:05:17Oh that jacket I'm feeling for
01:05:19It's only good now
01:05:21It's just one more life
01:05:22You tell me
01:05:25Pulling me in
01:05:26Pushing me away
01:05:28Out of the game
01:05:29We always dream
01:05:30Tell me to go
01:05:31Does that feel good?
01:05:32Yes
01:05:33I'll make you feel even better
01:05:35Pulling my shape
01:05:37Pushing my waist
01:05:39We got the love
01:05:40Love the hate
01:05:42When I wanna go
01:05:43You make me stay
01:05:44I want it bad
01:05:46Yeah I want it bad
01:05:47Hurry up
01:05:51I'm not gonna hurry
01:05:53It's the first time
01:05:54I'm gonna get you as wet as possible
01:05:57So it doesn't hurt
01:06:17Finally I'll have you out of myself
01:06:23Sofie
01:06:24You know I can't believe this is real
01:06:37You half naked in the kitchen
01:06:40Cooking breakfast
01:06:40I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:43Yeah I feel the same way too
01:06:46I'm gonna have a middle aged man
01:06:50Divorced man like me
01:06:51You got a girl I do
01:06:52I'm undeserving
01:06:53You're not old
01:06:5440's are a man's best year
01:06:56Oh yeah
01:06:57Well I better make breakfast for you
01:06:59Every morning
01:06:59Because I'm gonna die
01:07:00Way before you do
01:07:02I don't know who's gonna take care of you
01:07:03That's why you need to quit smoking
01:07:05And then I'll start smoking
01:07:07And then we can die at the same age
01:07:08Eat your breakfast
01:07:10Soon as you're done
01:07:11I'm gonna drop you up at home
01:07:12Why I can't stay
01:07:14I have something to do
01:07:15It's pretty important
01:07:16So
01:07:16I called your dad
01:07:19I can't plead
01:07:20You what?
01:07:23Jesse
01:07:24You did not
01:07:25I'm a man Sophia
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do
01:07:28I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:07:30Especially cause you're George's daughter
01:07:32I don't want you to be here when he gets here
01:07:33Cause coming at noon
01:07:34It might get violent
01:07:35Jesse
01:07:36I can't go
01:07:38Are you crazy?
01:07:38You said it yourself
01:07:39He will shoot you dead
01:07:40Like graveyard dead
01:07:42He's not gonna shoot me
01:07:44He might punch me in the face
01:07:45But he's not gonna shoot me
01:07:50You motherfucker
01:07:51I know your ass is in it
01:07:52Get your ass out
01:07:53Well
01:07:54Looks like it's too late for me to go
01:07:56We're in this together
01:07:57I had a bad deal
01:08:03You motherfucker
01:08:03I am gonna fucking kill you
01:08:06Sophie
01:08:06Sophie
01:08:07Get out of the way
01:08:08Sophie
01:08:09Go to your bedroom
01:08:10We'll talk to your dad
01:08:10That is my line
01:08:12You can't tell her that
01:08:13Sophie
01:08:14Go to your room
01:08:16Daddy you can't kill him
01:08:18Oh I'm gonna kill him alright
01:08:19It's not his fault
01:08:20Okay
01:08:21I chased Jesse first
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid
01:08:24And you
01:08:24You ought to know better
01:08:26You were twice her age
01:08:27How could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy
01:08:30Your new wife is literally 30
01:08:32How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different
01:08:34He is not right for you
01:08:36You were 21 years old
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you
01:08:39Why would you want to pee with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:42I love him
01:08:43I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:08:53But I just can't
01:08:54My heart skips a beat every time I see him
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it or what it is
01:09:03But I know he's the one
01:09:04Okay he's always been the one
01:09:06So if you're gonna shoot him you have to shoot me too
01:09:09You're gonna marry my daughter?
01:09:18What?
01:09:19Yes
01:09:20Yes we
01:09:21I would love to
01:09:22With your permission
01:09:23Of course
01:09:24If you break her heart
01:09:25I'm gonna kill you
01:09:27If you cheat on her
01:09:29I'm gonna chop your dick off
01:09:30And slice you into fucking pieces
01:09:32That won't be necessary
01:09:36Alright
01:09:37I think the world of your daughter
01:09:38All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
01:09:41Alright
01:09:43Well that's the deal then
01:09:48Don't break it
01:09:50Oh my god
01:09:55Jesse
01:09:55Dad
01:09:56As my daughter
01:09:58You have my blessing
01:09:59As for you
01:10:01He's a man he understands
01:10:03That's alright
01:10:05And I probably deserve that
01:10:06Send me a bill for the wedding
01:10:08Till then
01:10:10Don't talk to me
01:10:12Selfie
01:10:18Selfie
01:10:18I love you
01:10:20I love you more
01:10:22Finally
01:10:27After a decade of waiting
01:10:29I landed the man of my dreams
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:34I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:36As for my dad
01:10:37I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:39Jeez dad
01:10:40You're like almost 50
01:10:42Well ladies
01:10:43Moral of the story is
01:10:44You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets reported
01:10:48Placed but the kind that stays with you
01:10:50Quietly
01:10:51Even through the years
01:10:52Because when it's real
01:10:54It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:56Love like that doesn't disappear
01:10:58It just waits
01:10:59For the right time
01:11:00You're not getting away from me or Jesse
01:11:05Then I can lose you to some dumb blonde
01:11:08You little bitch
01:11:10Just you wait
01:11:12This is the beginning
01:11:14This is the beginning of the end
01:11:16This is the beginning of the end
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