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00:00It is widely believed that the disappearance of the King of Cooking was due to the sudden death of his wife, Sarah.
00:06He's not been seen for several months, and it is a topic of raging debate.
00:10Who will inherit his crown if he does not return?
00:13Wherever you are, Leon, we miss you.
00:25Hey, want some snacks?
00:27Yeah.
00:30Hey, Leon.
00:31Brought some snacks for Dante and some leftover risotto for you.
00:36Thanks, Ada.
00:36Mm-hmm.
00:37The last few months you've been nothing but kind, and we'll have nothing to repay you with.
00:43So, how about a roast?
00:49Wow, your knife skills, it's actually quite impressive.
00:54Have you ever considered becoming a chef?
00:56Hey, good luck with your bid today.
01:02How about you get what you came for?
01:04Wait, how did you know?
01:05Every Tuesday you come by at exactly 9 a.m. for a produce restock for your restaurant.
01:10Well, today you're here at 745, which tells me something expensive shipped in, and you want first pick.
01:17You have your van parked there with two stock boys, which means it's big.
01:22And I can only think of one thing, bluefin tuna.
01:28You hear it a bit on the prize jewel of the Pacific, am I right?
01:32And truffles.
01:37Delicious.
01:41Leon, who exactly are you?
01:47Nobody.
01:49Just a bum who likes good food.
01:53You should go inside.
01:55Don't let me hold you up.
01:56Okay.
01:57Whoever cooked this risotto needs to go back to culinary school.
02:12Yeah.
02:13I'm going to give you the whole thing.
02:21Hey, Bob.
02:22Is there anyone here to bid for the tuna?
02:24If not, I'd like to take it.
02:26Sorry, Ada.
02:27It's already been sold.
02:30Sold?
02:31Who took it?
02:32Pack up my fish, boys.
02:37And my truffles.
02:39You sold my truffles, too?
02:41I thought I had first pick.
02:46I'm a great ass, like always.
02:48Leave me alone, Joey.
02:50What's the deal, Bob?
02:51We had an agreement.
02:52Don't blame Bob.
02:53Everyone knows your restaurant isn't what it used to be.
02:56I pay more.
02:58I buy more.
03:00That sounds fair.
03:02Right?
03:02Oh, sweetheart, don't look at me like that.
03:12Business is business.
03:14You know what's actually fair?
03:15If I actually had a chance to bid what I came here for.
03:19Fine.
03:20You want fair?
03:22I challenge you to a lobster deshelling contest.
03:25If you win, I'll give you first pick for the rest of the season.
03:35And the tuna.
03:36Wasn't Joey a chef before he was a restaurant manager?
03:39How would Ada even compete with that?
03:41She's going to lose for sure.
03:43Joey's just trying to embarrass her.
03:44But if you lose, I get to kiss you for however long I want.
03:48Ah!
03:49Are you game?
03:55I say, bring it on, asshole.
04:05She's been in there a long time.
04:08Something's wrong.
04:10I'll be right back, okay?
04:11Okay.
04:19All right.
04:20Let's start now.
04:49Time!
05:09Joey wins.
05:10At 5 minutes and 49 seconds.
05:12Why'd she even bother?
05:14She knew she was going to lose.
05:15Maybe she wanted to kiss Joey beneath the excuse.
05:17You know how women are.
05:19They never mean it when they say no.
05:24Get off of me, you creep!
05:25Nuh-uh.
05:26We had a deal.
05:27You lost.
05:28You're going to kiss me in front of everyone for however long I want.
05:32Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
05:44Let her go.
05:47You call this shit de-shelling a lobster?
06:01Who the hell are you?
06:02What, are you just gonna let a fucking bum walk in here?
06:05He's my friend Leon. Leave him alone.
06:13Your lobster is rubbery and overcooked.
06:16Not even my dog would eat this.
06:17What the fuck did you just say to me?
06:19You're missing the claws and the legs.
06:21This de-shelling's incomplete.
06:23The competition isn't over.
06:24He's kinda right.
06:25Yeah.
06:26You can't skip the claws in a lobster de-shelling contest.
06:30Well, not the legs too, right?
06:31Those suckers are tiny.
06:32So what?
06:33I could de-shell the claws right now.
06:36Ada still loses.
06:37It don't change nothing.
06:40Then I will finish the competition for her.
06:43And beat your time by half.
06:44You think you can de-shell an entire lobster in under five minutes?
06:48Three.
06:49To be exact.
06:54This fucking hobo is a funny one.
06:56Leon, it's okay.
06:58I lost.
06:58Trust me.
06:59This guy doesn't know what he's doing.
07:02I won't lose.
07:03Who do you think you are?
07:05The missing master chef?
07:07Are you up for the competition or not?
07:09Are you too scared that I might beat you?
07:11Me.
07:12Scared of a hobo.
07:13When you lose, which you will, you have to lick my fucking shoes.
07:20Leon, don't deal.
07:213, 2, 1, start!
07:323, 2, 1, start!
07:323, 2, 1, start!
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