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00:00Oh, my God.
00:06Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:11You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicles.
00:13Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:15He's really killing my life.
00:16If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:19If I flirt, then we get to ride our left with luxury.
00:22Savage. God, I love you.
00:24No, no, Stella, please.
00:25He's, he's, he's, he's, he's.
00:27Relax, Enzo.
00:30I'm just having a little fun.
00:32I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:36No, I do. I do.
00:38Seriously, it was just, you know, we need to...
00:40What did I do?
00:47What was that?
00:48Did I just kill someone?
00:50Oh, my God.
00:51No, no, no, no.
00:52You didn't do this.
00:54This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:56So, actually, it's on him.
00:59What?
01:00No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
01:02Yeah?
01:03But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
01:05So this is your fault!
01:06No, no, no, no.
01:07Enzo, Enzo, please.
01:09You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:11If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
01:15Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
01:18A low class, nobody.
01:20They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
01:23Yeah, dude.
01:24What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
01:27Enzo, I'm begging you.
01:28I know how you feel about me.
01:30I'll make it worth your while once you're free, and then we can finally be together.
01:33How does that sound?
01:41Okay, we'll do it.
01:42Wait for me.
01:45I'll be back.
01:46Okay.
01:46We have to go.
01:53Wait!
01:54Wait!
01:55Put your hands in the air!
02:00Oh, Stella!
02:02Oh, my gosh!
02:03I'm so happy to see you.
02:06Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
02:07I'd love to, but I don't have the money right now.
02:11Oh, you know, that's okay.
02:12You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
02:14All right?
02:16Here, it's in the safe.
02:18Behind a painting in the closet.
02:20The code is 0814.
02:23And he's on a business trip, so he shouldn't notice.
02:25Perfect.
02:26Don't tell anyone about it, all right?
02:29The account is linked to my father's trust, which has billions of dollars.
02:33So, it's basically a blank checkbook.
02:36You don't say.
02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
02:43Write yourself a check for however much you want.
02:45This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
02:49What are you talking about, Stella?
02:50What are you doing right now?
02:52Don't look at me like that.
02:53You offered to help.
02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
02:56I gave your father a job.
02:57I let you both move in with me.
02:59I paid you.
03:01I fed you.
03:01So, I'm in love with you.
03:05How sweet.
03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly, weak nerd like yourself.
03:13Your family might be rich, but you're social suicide.
03:16So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams while you rot in jail.
03:22Bye-bye.
03:24No.
03:24Stella, please.
03:25Please, why?
03:27Why?
03:28Why, Stella?
03:29Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
03:35Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
03:38Enzo!
03:40Lily?
03:41Give me a second, please.
03:42Please give me a second, please.
03:44I didn't do it.
03:46I didn't do it, okay?
03:47You have to blame her.
03:47I know.
03:48Of course you didn't.
03:50This isn't you.
03:50Just give me some time.
03:51My dad's a lawyer.
03:52I'll figure out a way to get you out.
03:55I never even give you the time of day.
03:58I was a jerk to you.
03:59Why would you help me?
04:01Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
04:06Here.
04:08Just take this, okay?
04:08That's enough.
04:12Let's go.
04:13I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.
04:15I'll leave no stone unturned.
04:17I should have noticed you.
04:18I should have been there for you.
04:19Let's go.
04:26That little tramp.
04:27What a fucking simp.
04:33What should we buy first?
04:34A new getaway car?
04:35No, we need to be smart about this.
04:37That troll Lily's already sniffing around.
04:40Dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
04:43Shit.
04:45And Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he kicks her off.
04:49Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
04:51How do we do that?
04:53Babe, we have all the money in the world.
04:57We'll just pay someone to do it.
05:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:03Please, don't leave me.
05:04No, no, no, no.
05:06Stella.
05:07I'll send her regards.
05:19I'm so sorry, Lily.
05:22If I could go back in time,
05:24I would cherish every moment with you.
05:27And I would make Stella pay.
05:29Ethos?
05:30Are you all right?
05:56Hi! Oh, thank God it's you. Oh, that must have been a dream.
06:11Are you feeling okay? You just fainted while we were studying.
06:14Studying?
06:15Studying?
06:27Enzo, what's wrong?
06:30Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
06:33It's the 30th of August, the season just started. Is everything okay?
06:38Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?
06:45There's no blood, no scar. I can give him another chance to make things right.
06:54What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose!
06:57Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him. Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
07:03I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.
07:05You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
07:08What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
07:14Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
07:18No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
07:21Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
07:24Stella, send your regards.
07:28I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
07:33After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took me for granted.
07:40But now, I can get revenge.
07:43Stella, is your little lapdog gonna obey?
07:45What? No, he's literally obsessed with me. He does whatever I say.
07:50Watch. Enzo, forget about Tony.
07:54Why don't you look at me a soda? It's so hot out here and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
08:01Sure.
08:03Stella, anything for you.
08:05Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger. You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
08:10I know, he's so cringe. He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
08:15I give his life purpose. I consider him a charity case.
08:18Shh, he's coming back.
08:20He's practically drooling like a dog.
08:22Careful, he may start umping your leg.
08:24What took you so long? No wonder you're not on the football team.
08:32Give it to me.
08:34Here. Must be thirsty.
08:41Thanks, Enzo.
08:42Whoa, I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
08:45Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?
08:48What are you doing? That was for me.
08:50No, I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.
08:53Are you on your last brain cell? Who do you think you're talking to?
08:57Who do you think you're talking to? Hmm?
08:59Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
09:07Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
09:11What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
09:15Oh, is that what she said? Fine.
09:18Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
09:22Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
09:25Hey, leave him alone.
09:27Aww, they're protecting each other. Just like stray dogs at the pound.
09:33Tony, save your energy. Just let me talk to him.
09:41Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
09:47And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
09:52Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
09:57I can't just cut her off now. If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
10:05You're right. I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
10:11I knew it. You never could resist me.
10:15This isn't how to get my attention. I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
10:21Think you can do that?
10:23Of course.
10:25Good. Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac, then maybe I'll forgive you.
10:33And fuck it up. She'll make you lick her shoes.
10:39Aw, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
10:41Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers. We're gonna get a jinx on the big game.
10:45Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria. My treat. Every meal there's like $200.
10:53What, like that's expensive?
10:55Invite everybody. Let's make it a party.
10:59Except for you two because they have a dress code and I don't think you'd get in.
11:05Ugh, Stella's such a snake. After everything you've done for her, she's gonna humiliate you for being her servant's son.
11:19Sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. I know you like her.
11:28Nope. She means nothing to me now.
11:35I've never realized that you're always by my side and I will never ignore you again.
11:43Do you mean it?
11:44I promise.
11:47Let's go.
11:51Lily!
11:53Hey!
11:55How many times do I have this mouth breather? I don't drink milk.
11:58And why would I care about that? I got this tray for Lily.
12:01Are you just making me jealous? This is payback for Tony?
12:05Definitely payback of some kind.
12:06He's just like a lap dog. Just begging for her crumbs.
12:10I could have any guy that I want. You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
12:15Oh yeah? Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
12:18Around that street corner where you work.
12:21You want to say that again?
12:22You guys, come on. Stop. It's going too far.
12:29If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
12:34Alright guys, bring your leftovers over here. I'm worried this beta cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.
12:39Oh!
12:41Tony, come on. Stop it.
12:42What's the matter? I strike a nerve?
12:48This little lap dog can bite, huh?
12:50Get him, Tony. I'll pay for his medical bill later.
12:54There's a limit to my patience.
12:56Tony, people are watching.
12:58What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now? Come on then, fight back!
13:10You're a pussy. A nobody. Bitch son of a broke servant.
13:17Oh, fuck!
13:19If you think fighting is going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
13:22Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
13:25Hey, what is going on here?
13:28Enzo, you're bleeding.
13:29I'm fine, I'm fine.
13:30Principal Harris, Enzo started it. It's his fault.
13:33I don't care who started it. All involved will be punished.
13:37Including you, little miss...
13:40Stella Quinn, as in heir to the Quinn Corporation.
13:44You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
13:48You mean your family is the anonymous donor that gave $100 million to the school?
13:53Yep, I am.
13:54If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
14:00That two-faced bitch. Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
14:05Fine. She can dig herself into a pit of lies. It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
14:11Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly.
14:15Listen, young man. This is grounds for expulsion. I'm going to call your parents right now.
14:21He didn't do any-
14:22No, no, no, no, Lily. This is unacceptable.
14:25You're right. We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
14:29Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
14:31I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
14:34Nice one, Enzo. How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
14:38That's okay. They're used to tents and park benches.
14:41No, yeah, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
14:45If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined. Everyone will know I'm not the real heir. I can't let that happen.
14:51I'll save you the suffering if you apologize in front of everyone. I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
14:58Stella, why are you acting nervous? Isn't he the son of your servant?
15:03Stella, make this punk suffer.
15:05Enzo knows what he did wrong and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
15:11No, no, no, no, no, no. I have not learned my lesson. You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
15:16Can you just drop it? Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
15:21I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
15:27Come on.
15:30You okay? Do you need to say anything?
15:31I'm fine. I'm fine. You okay?
15:34The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
15:38Yo, look at that beauty. Sex on wheels.
15:42I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car. I've seen her get in it before.
15:45If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
15:48Hey, if you're that desperate, then...
15:51I might know a guy.
15:56Hey, unlock the door, man.
16:01Hey!
16:03Kevin, what are you doing, man? I said unlock the door.
16:08I don't have time to drive you home today.
16:11I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
16:14Hey! Hey! No, excuse me.
16:17Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
16:19Watch your tone, kid. I know you've been pining after my daughter.
16:23If you want to get with her, I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
16:29Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus.
16:31Kevin, what? I'm not messing around! Open the door!
16:38God, he's shameless.
16:40Hey, guys. You wanted to meet Stella's father, right? Here he is. A penniless fucking driver.
16:45Keep fluffing! We all know you're gonna start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
16:51Oh, yeah, right. I totally forgot. I'm so madly in love with her. I'm so madly in love with her.
16:55That's right. No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep crawling at my daughter's feet, she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
17:07Kevin, I'll say this one more time. Open this door or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss is, okay? Everyone is replaceable.
17:21What's up with this kid today? He's got more attitude than usual.
17:26Great timing, Stella. You're Stalker and his raggedy girlfriend. You're trying to hitch a ride.
17:31Well, here comes Stella. She can teach this sucker a lesson.
17:35Oh, no. It looks like we don't have room for you guys today. Since I'm so giving, here's some bus fare.
17:46You know, Stella, I really underestimated you. How did a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
17:51You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
17:53Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
17:57If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not gonna fall for your little tantrum.
18:04Oh, yeah? Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?
18:08Tony, open the door.
18:12Have fun with your fugly church mounts, busboy.
18:18Open the door!
18:19Hey, look, it's fine. I can make my own way home. It's fine.
18:24No! From now on, I'm gonna start taking care of you, okay? Beginning with this.
18:29Dad, it's time to exterminate some guests.
18:36Dude, you can stop pretending, man. They're already gone. You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
18:44God, Lily, are you brain-dead? Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
18:51Come on, Lily, stop.
18:53Aw, I think they're meant for each other. Like bacne and body odor.
18:59Keep laughing, guys. Any moment now, you're gonna find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
19:03Stop pretending, man. We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
19:10What a moron. If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way.
19:16Aw, instead you went and spazzed out. And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
19:22The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
19:26Just you wait. Watch. That car will be turning around in three.
19:33Let's stay back. I want to watch this blow up in his face.
19:36Two. Dude's really committed to the bit. One.
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