- 2 months ago
My Accidental Husband
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00:00Oh my god, I told you to go to the house, you didn't go to the house?
00:13My brother told me that it was the last night, and I didn't even see you at the house.
00:16The house?
00:17Actually, I'm going to go.
00:20I'm just going to go to the house.
00:23Oh my god, did you get a new car?
00:26What new car?
00:27This is my brother's car.
00:29I'm going to go to the house.
00:31Let's go.
00:32My brother has a good mood, and he has a good mood.
00:35He wants to go to the house.
00:37If he finds out, I'm going to go to the house.
00:40You can't even go to the house.
00:42Oh my god, it's so scary.
00:46The smell is a little bit more.
00:54Oh my god, you're going to go to the house.
00:56How can we connect these two?
00:58What are you doing?
01:00You're not going to go to the house.
01:02Oh my god, come here.
01:04You're going to go to this room.
01:05Okay.
01:06Oh my god.
01:08The house is my brother's car.
01:10You don't want to go wrong.
01:12You don't want to go wrong.
01:13He doesn't want to go to the house.
01:15Otherwise, he...
01:16I...
01:17I...
01:18I'm going to go wrong.
01:19Oh my god.
01:20Oh my god.
01:21Oh my god.
01:22Oh my god.
01:23Oh my god.
01:24Oh my god.
01:25Oh my god.
01:26Oh my god.
01:27Oh my god.
01:28Oh my god.
01:29Oh my god.
01:30Oh my god.
01:31Oh my god.
01:32Oh my god.
01:33Oh my god.
01:34Oh my god.
01:35I'm sick to the house.
01:36Oh my god.
01:37再去夜场点纳膜
01:38这不太好吧
01:40那有什么
01:42你不会还要为渣男前人手势如玉吧
01:44他都敢去伤开点公主
01:46你就不能去夜场玩纳膜
01:47主要吧
01:49我得为我未来老公负责
01:52那警察
01:54什么
01:56你什么时候有的老公
01:57老公在哪里
01:58哪来的老公
01:59总之
02:03好不容易九状怂人打一次
02:05却睡错了人
02:08还领了证
02:10你不会以为你心里糊涂嫁了个骗婚男
02:14我就不骂你了吧
02:14说好的当我亲戚二嫂
02:17嫁给我二哥
02:18还要继承我二哥的性额加起来
02:21我罪了
02:22灵灵
02:22你冷静
02:23嫂子奶奶
02:25你告诉我怎么冷静
02:26离婚
02:27赶紧练
02:28趁我二哥还不知道
02:29直接赶紧离婚
02:30那可能不行
02:32离婚需要一个月的冷静期吧
02:35况且人家也挺帅的
02:38比你二哥还帅
02:40你疯了吧
02:41红豆生难过 二哥是男模
02:43他的粉丝已经把他给夸上天了
02:46还要比他更好看的皮囊吗
02:48有
02:50有 有多帅
02:52叫什么林子
02:53结婚者奶
02:54给我看看
02:55被他拿走了
02:57被他拿走了
02:59这个献气男
03:01看你单纯
03:02吃干抹镜
03:03还把你结婚证给收走了
03:05这简直不是老公
03:06就是很冷
03:07我不会真的被骗婚了吧
03:14算了
03:15先不管了
03:15饿了
03:18明以食为天
03:19吃啥
03:20我定好了火锅
03:23走吧
03:23他叫我微信了
03:29好大的哥子的
03:39老公 老公
03:40我要右边第二个
03:41最大的哥子的
03:42谢谢老公
03:43明以后说话
03:44我重回了
03:47重回变成删除了
03:50老公 老公
03:51我要右边第二个
03:52最大的哥子的
03:53谢谢老公
03:54这声音
03:57好熟悉
03:58原来我妹妹口口声声
04:03说要介绍给老二的闺蜜
04:04就是送喜
04:06先生你好
04:07请问你还需要这款
04:09鸽子弹的钻戒吗
04:10要
04:11只为7.5
04:12麻烦帮我包起来
04:14好的先生
04:14再抄一个
04:21那颗鸽子弹不见了
04:24果然
04:25它嫌太贵了
04:26右上角那个日常款吧
04:29好
04:30这么果端
04:33好快的男人
04:36男人怎么能说快呢
04:38这不是重点
04:40他一定是嫌那个鸽子弹太贵了
04:43让服务员给收起来了
04:44死寇
04:46完了
04:46他不会觉得我是个势力的女人吧
04:49说不定还要离婚呢
04:51啊
04:51岂不是
04:52那这样正好
04:54玩哥还等着呢
04:56离就离吧
04:57我这么冲动结婚
04:59家里人要是知道
05:00肯定又是一顿混合暴打
05:02哎
05:03这个死寇男的声音
05:06怎么这么熟悉啊
05:08底线是我老公
05:10不不不
05:11不可能
05:12我身边没有这样的人
05:14一定是我听错了
05:16哎
05:16不想了
05:17我们先去吃好乖
05:18今天是我入职的第一天
05:26可不能吃到
05:28谁的电话一直在响
05:36哎
05:37您你别接
05:38松西
05:39别闹了行不行
05:40我现在是在给你台阶下
05:42如果你还不下
05:42那就彻底没有了
05:44你那破台阶还是赶紧撤了吧
05:46我们已经分手了
05:48一个合格的前任就应该当自己死了
05:50别给脸不要脸
05:52就是
05:53不就是因为我在商开点个公主
05:55你就这样
05:56都说了
05:57我是给客户点的
05:58我嫌苍看都没看
06:00接都不屁
06:00要不是我看过网上的视频
06:02我还真就信了
06:03抱着两个妹妹左一口右一口的亲
06:06狗吃屎都没你啃得那么坏
06:08滚
06:09七宝
06:13对不起 我不是故意的
06:16如果那个男人再来纠缠你的话
06:18那我就去找人揍他
06:20那你现在就去
06:22我现在就去揍
06:23我去开门
06:27是宋小姐吗
06:31有您的礼物需要牵手
06:33我不是
06:34是我
06:36这不是昨天那个鸽子蛋吗
06:44你那个骗子老公真给你买下来了
06:47这活在
06:54这不得上千万啊
06:56希望 你的老公不会是个毒贩吧
06:58你别吓我
07:00能买下戒指的人一定不是什么小角色
07:05你把名字报过来
07:07我让我哥去好好查一下
07:09完了 我可不敢告诉灵灵
07:13我连她名字都不知道
07:15我要迟到了
07:17她的名字有点复杂
07:18我微信上罚你啊
07:19拜拜
07:20你现在说一下吧
07:22婚借收到了吗
07:30太贵重了
07:31婚借有一枚就够了
07:33你怎么买两枚啊
07:35一枚用来表心意
07:38一枚用来表忠心
07:40好会的男人
07:48对了 你叫什么来着
07:51麻烦你啊
07:52I'm a Chinese
07:53I asked her what name
07:56She gave me a name
07:57What's the meaning
07:58No, no, no
08:01Let me check my mom
08:02Let me check my mom
08:03Let me check my mom
08:04Let me check my mom
08:06You have no one
08:07My name is Kim
08:08My family
08:08My wife
08:10My wife
08:11My wife
08:11My wife
08:12My wife
08:14My wife
08:17My wife
08:17I'm going to be in the house
08:19My wife
08:19My wife
08:20My wife
08:20She's been in the house
08:21My wife
08:21没有
08:23没有
08:27没有
08:30没有
08:51哥哥 你再好好想一想呢
08:56没有
08:57该死 到底是哪个人会做我的亲亲闺蜜
09:06我们公司不仅拍明星和网红 有时候也会和商界大佬合作
09:13上次我们还遇到一个特别帅的霸总
09:16霸总 可不是小说里那种鞭子霸总
09:20下次你看着就知道了
09:22好了 选一下照片
09:24太装了 不自然 重拍重拍
09:28不好意思啊 陈小姐 我再找找感觉 来
09:31好嘞 对 好笑一下
09:36好 头发撩起来
09:39姐姐 你拍得好好看 也太美了吧
09:41对对对 就是这种不经意的感觉
09:48这位小姐 麻烦你把这张照片传给我 我要拿去相亲
09:52快来看看这张 还有这张 怎么样 好看吗
09:57阿姨好
09:58喜宝回来了 你快来看看 这是我给宁宁大哥选的相亲对象
10:03你给参谋他吗 原来我随手拍的那个美女 是宁宁大哥的相亲对象
10:11很美
10:13可惜了 摊上宁宁大哥这么个极品男人
10:18哎呀 看来我们的眼光一致 那我今晚就给你大哥打电话 让他回来相亲
10:26什么 今晚没空 那就明晚 就这么说定了
10:31我大哥眼里又沉闷 嫁给他有什么好的 除了会叫人 占军资 罚跑 挖跳
10:40在恋爱上能有什么优点 嫁给他简直倒了八倍的羡慕 谁会嫁给他 别把人家姑娘吓跑了
10:46胡说 他还是遗传了我的旷世容颜 脸还是可以看的
10:53宁宁的大哥 真是太不看了
10:55不说他了 我和西宝 要赶快去睡觉了 明天一早要去我二哥的粉丝见面会 拜拜
11:01گEN memes
11:03西宝 Focus
11:11我二哥帅的 你赶快和你那个便宫老公离婚跟我二哥在一起
11:19是挺帅的 但没有老公帅的
11:22I'll be with my wife and me with my brother.
11:25It's very帅.
11:25But I haven't met my wife.
11:29Oh, let me give this gift to my brother.
11:31Let's go.
11:33We'll go.
11:34Oh, let's take a picture.
11:36This is the process.
11:38These are the steps you've been training.
11:39You just take a look at the process?
11:41You don't want to go?
11:43I'm afraid to film my brother.
11:45I'm sure he will do it.
11:46Okay, next time we'll get the question.
11:48Here's the question.
11:49How are your fans?
11:50It's so cute.
11:57It's so cute.
12:00It's not the one who gave me a friend.
12:03It's so cute.
12:05It's so cute.
12:06It's so cute.
12:07It's so cute.
12:08It's so cute.
12:10I finally met you.
12:12This is my gift for you.
12:14I hope you can enjoy it.
12:17It's so cute.
12:20It's so cute.
12:23Thank you for your liking.
12:25I'll wait for you next time to see me.
12:27You're not so cute.
12:29You're not easy to meet your friend.
12:31You want to hug her?
12:33Let's give her a hug.
12:36I'm so cute.
12:38You're so cute.
12:40You're so cute.
12:41You're so cute.
12:42You're so cute.
12:43You're so cute.
12:56You're so cute.
12:57You're so cute.
12:58.
13:02.
13:04.
13:06.
13:08.
13:10.
13:12.
13:14.
13:16.
13:18.
13:20.
13:22.
13:24.
13:26Surprise!
13:29I had a surprise for you.
13:33I love you.
13:35I'm so happy to know what I love you.
13:39I love you.
13:42Surprise!
13:46I want to thank you for his love for me.
13:48I'm so thankful for your love for you.
13:50I hope you can give a chance to him.
13:52希望她以后的事业
13:53蒸蒸日上
13:55宏图大展
13:56完了
13:57芭比丘了
13:58我们家哥哥被包养了
14:00谁家的醋糖都打发了
14:02好大的瓜
14:03金主握着她的小男名胶
14:04恋恋不舍
14:06缠绵翡翼
14:07人美目传乡
14:09好生无人
14:10好似做了夫妻
14:11原来是金主哥哥的课
14:14等等
14:15他们那么分啊
14:16那我算什么
14:17只是他们play中的一环吗
14:22You're welcome.
14:24This is my brother, I'm your brother.
14:26We are the king of the world.
14:28He's not the king of the world, it's the king of the world.
14:32He's the king of this man.
14:34He's a gay guy.
14:36He's the same thing.
14:40What are you saying?
14:46What's he doing here?
14:48This is the king.
14:50Ah,
14:51King Chau,
14:52let's get married.
14:53Ah?
14:54You really sorry,
14:55King Chau.
14:56I didn't know you had to meet the same date.
14:59Otherwise,
15:00I won't agree with you to the state of the state.
15:03I know you're a lot of money,
15:05but I'm a normal woman.
15:08Even if you don't get married,
15:09I won't be able to meet the same guy.
15:11We'll get married tomorrow,
15:12okay?
15:13I'll ask you.
15:14My son?
15:16I understand,
15:17I understand.
15:19I understand.
15:20This is the house,
15:21King Chau is a brother,
15:22King Chau is a brother.
15:23I understand.
15:24I'm very sorry to包容 him.
15:25No,
15:26I'm not.
15:27That's my son.
15:28I didn't have any relationship with him.
15:32My son.
15:33That's not enough.
15:35He said he was a man who was a man who was a man who was a man who was a man who was a man who was a man who was a man who was a man who was a man.
15:44I'll leave him.
15:46I'll leave him.
15:47I told him.
15:49I am not?
15:50He's one of their
16:06I don't know what I'm doing.
16:08I don't know what I'm doing.
16:16But I'm not a guy.
16:18It was my first time.
16:20I didn't find her.
16:22I didn't want her.
16:24I didn't want her.
16:26Really?
16:28She told me.
16:30She told me.
16:32I'd like to call her.
16:34She's the queen.
16:36She has no need to stop filming.
16:38That is so.
16:39She's the queen.
16:41She's the king.
16:42She's the queen.
16:46Him now.
16:48She now wants to go home.
16:50She's right away.
16:52She's so great.
16:59Mrs.
17:00My wife's family is going to come back.
17:02My house is so big.
17:04Have you ever come here?
17:06On the island of the 9th floor,
17:08the building is 1008.
17:10You can stay in my house.
17:12I've been living in my friend's house.
17:16Come on.
17:18We're the family.
17:20I don't want to live in my house.
17:24I'm not a kid,
17:26but I'm not a kid.
17:28I'm not a kid.
17:32I'm not a kid.
17:34I'm not a kid.
17:36I'm not a kid.
17:38You do not like the water.
17:40I'm not a kid.
17:46I'm a kid.
17:48I want to give you a friend.
17:50What?
17:52For a married married person,
17:56I don't want to be a kid in the future.
17:58I don't want to be a kid.
18:00So we need to be a kid.
18:02We need to,
18:28一次性收获。
18:58要不然跟泡鱼有种子,而且那天晚上太疼了,我昨晚也有,要不然我们还是离婚吧。
19:08我答应你。
19:09从想到他表面冷冰冰的,我一拒绝,他就照单全收,好听话一难吧。
19:17那就太好了。
19:21我在这套房子加上了你的名字,现在你占有99%。
19:27这么快?
19:28我加上你的名字,你才会信任你得的过来。
19:32那我婚前买的八环外二十四平小公寓,要不要加上你的名字?
19:37不用。
19:38你的还是你的,女孩子赚点钱不容易,留着自己花。
19:42好感动哦,那你这样会不会很吃饿啊?
19:49能娶到你,是我抓了。
19:52你有一种被爱恋多年的错觉。
19:55金主啊,我们之前,认识吗?
20:07大概,不认识。
20:10哦。
20:11我带你去卧室吧。
20:15我睡客房吧?
20:27不,你睡主窝。
20:31既然你认床,那就先认我的床。
20:35等将来住习惯了,我再搬回来,会更方便一点。
20:39这话说的,让我不禁想起那一晚,路发。
20:44晚安。
20:58熟悉的味道。
20:59死脑 打住打住 不能再想了
21:12什么 分房睡 睡都睡了 这个男的在装什么情报
21:21有没有可能 是我要分房睡的 是我在装情报
21:28那我觉得你装的对 所以妮妞 我得搬扎了
21:34行 我大哥明天正好回家相亲
21:37到时候就让我爸妈一起来考察考察 你这个便宜的老
21:43好
21:45行了 正好早餐好了 吃吧
21:54那个 老秦先生
22:00不好意思叫老姑 来日方长 我有的是手段勾引
22:04你 你一会儿可不可以陪我去一趟闺蜜家 我闺蜜的爸爸妈妈以及哥哥想见见你
22:12你不用那么紧张的 他们人都很好
22:18况且 你不是认识张贺行和他爸爸吗 我闺蜜叫张贺宁
22:25或许你们都很熟呢
22:27熟 这一家子我可太熟了
22:31好 那我们吃完饭就过去 好吧
22:35我能让他知道 我是宁宁的大哥
22:39凭我妹妹网黑我的程度 恐怕又要跟我闹离回来
22:47我接个电话 你先吃
22:49哦 好
22:51儿子 你说好了 本来乡亲 你可不是放鸽子
22:55完了 熟龙手
22:57好
23:01喂 老爷
23:13喂 妮妮爸爸
23:15妮妮爸爸 我老爷突然发病灵活死了 我马上就要去医院 不能是你老公啊
23:21不急 不急 你们先去医院
23:23不好意思啊 和您的老爷突然生病 他们都去医院了
23:29今天暂时见不了面了
23:31不用见面也没关系 正好帮你搬个家
23:35好
23:37琪琪
23:39来
23:41啊
23:43嗯
23:45嗯
23:47嗯
23:49嗯
23:51嗯
23:53嗯
23:55嗯
23:57嗯
23:58奇怪
24:00琪琪平时很认生的 怎么对你这么热情
24:04我平常就照狗喜欢
24:06哦
24:08原来如此
24:10先生回来了
24:12嗯
24:18嗯
24:19先生
24:20是啊 先生
24:22早上夫人就盼着你回来
24:24这老爷突然就生病了
24:26王爷
24:27我渴了
24:28你去给我倒杯水吧
24:30哎
24:32哦
24:33我 经常过来给张鹤行交代工作
24:35这房医跟我都熟了
24:36啊
24:38原来如此
24:39啊
24:40原来如此
24:41你快上去收拾吧
24:42我在这儿等你
24:43好
24:44啊
24:48啊
24:50啊
24:52啊
24:54啊
24:55啊
24:56啊
24:57啊
24:58啊
24:59啊
25:00啊
25:01这儿就好了
25:02虚极异常
25:03好 没事就好
25:10臭小子
25:11一大早就让我着陨
25:12是为什么呀
25:13害我多吃两个大馅头
25:15烟死我了
25:16以后您会知道的
25:19我临时有个约拍
25:21我就去公司了
25:22我送你
25:23不用了
25:24我打车就行
25:25顺路
25:26啊
25:27你那拍好了
25:28不顺路也得顺路
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