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Good Girls Gone Wild RS Full Movie
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00:00:30Oh, bad.
00:00:38...to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:40I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:45So...
00:00:50...more, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:53So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:58Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:01:03I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:06I'm going to lose my virginity to him. You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:10What? But you can't.
00:01:12I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:15Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:17You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:20This is bad.
00:01:21You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:23She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:32Come on, Lexi.
00:01:33So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:50Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:53But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:56I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:02:00But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:03So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:06Mushrooms?
00:02:07No, not like that.
00:02:09Like something nice.
00:02:10Like maybe a trip.
00:02:12Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:14No.
00:02:14Sorry, Sue.
00:02:17I have a date.
00:02:18Oh, so do I.
00:02:21Sorry, Sue.
00:02:22Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:23We'll figure it out.
00:02:35Oh, flowers.
00:02:36Are these from you?
00:02:37Yeah, sure.
00:02:39Here you go.
00:02:41No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:43I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:46I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:52Oh, Jake.
00:02:57Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:59Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:03:01When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:04The best night of my life.
00:03:05It will be, I promise.
00:03:08It'll always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:13Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:21I have to work on my art project.
00:03:23You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:26but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:30Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:32The Saturday?
00:03:33Of course.
00:03:34Thanks.
00:03:40Okay, bye.
00:03:50Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:03:52Oh, baby.
00:03:53You're so hot.
00:03:54I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:56Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:57What was your name again?
00:03:58Rod.
00:03:59Sex guy.
00:04:00Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:09You're right, I bet.
00:04:16Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:20Oh, no.
00:04:21Does not compute.
00:04:22Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:25Oh, huh.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:31When did you go home?
00:04:33So is it true?
00:04:34Yes, it is.
00:04:36It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:40I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:04:45and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:47So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:49Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:54On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:57Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 28th, maybe.
00:05:05Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:12I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:15But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:23We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:26Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:30It's not Jake.
00:05:32It's the male ideal.
00:05:34Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:38Right.
00:05:39Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:42Nina kind of sucks.
00:05:43I'm not really an artist.
00:05:43Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:46The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:50And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:52I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:54And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:55Look, I can go either way.
00:05:57I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:02I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:05Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:08But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:13You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:20Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:23To church.
00:06:24To pray for you.
00:06:25Want to be first in line.
00:06:26I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:29Yeah, me too.
00:06:39Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:41It's been four days since my last confession.
00:06:43I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:44Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:55I mean, not me.
00:06:56I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:58I've never even seen a guy's...
00:07:03Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:06But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:10But there was nothing there.
00:07:10Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:16My best friends.
00:07:18They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:21Third base.
00:07:23What?
00:07:24No.
00:07:25Like, sex.
00:07:26Like, intercourse?
00:07:28With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:29I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:07:31If you know what I mean.
00:07:32All the way.
00:07:33Go all the way.
00:07:35How could you do so?
00:07:43You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:47What?
00:07:52Yes.
00:07:54Yes.
00:07:55Run.
00:07:56Run.
00:07:57Home route.
00:07:59Damn it.
00:08:01Fucking Yankees.
00:08:05Sorry.
00:08:27Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:30Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:32I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:33Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:37I have an announcement to make.
00:08:39I want to do it.
00:08:41Do you hear me?
00:08:42I want to do it.
00:08:44This weekend.
00:08:46On our birthday.
00:08:47Do what?
00:08:49It.
00:08:50Screw.
00:08:51You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:55You know, shagging.
00:08:56Fucking.
00:08:56You do.
00:09:01But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:03And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:06Oh, I got a sign.
00:09:07At church.
00:09:08Really?
00:09:09Well, okay, great.
00:09:12We're all in then.
00:09:14So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:17Right?
00:09:19Right.
00:09:19I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:30Hey, Frank.
00:09:33Hi, Sue.
00:09:34Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:37I don't know.
00:09:38Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:39He's blind.
00:09:41Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:49Hey.
00:09:50Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:54It's for our birthday.
00:09:55Do you want to come?
00:09:56Do you think he can see at my short?
00:10:10Well, my house looks done.
00:10:11Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:14We finally turn 18.
00:10:15And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:18Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:21So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:24Jake.
00:10:25And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:27But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:28To pop your chair?
00:10:30It's easy.
00:10:31I've known for the past six years.
00:10:32Ever since catechism.
00:10:36What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:37I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:41My soulmate.
00:10:52Chris?
00:10:53Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:58I mean...
00:10:58What?
00:10:58No, Chris is perfect.
00:11:00He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:11:03Plus, his name's Chris.
00:11:04It's a sign.
00:11:05Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:11What?
00:11:11He does not.
00:11:13Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:15He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:17With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:20Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:24Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:26Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:29See you in the morning.
00:11:30I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:38I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:40I knew it would happen.
00:12:10So perfect.
00:12:11So perfect.
00:12:40Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:04Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:34Oh, my gosh.
00:13:41They're coming.
00:13:43Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:48Ew, why?
00:13:49It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:51It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:53I'm going to stop it.
00:13:54You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:56It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:57It's stupid.
00:13:59Just screw him.
00:13:59That's what he wants.
00:14:00That's what all guys want.
00:14:02Who hurt you as a child?
00:14:03Oh, Christ.
00:14:05Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:14:06Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:12You're an idiot.
00:14:13A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:17Guys, seriously, come on.
00:14:18Hurry up.
00:14:19Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:26I love it.
00:14:29You should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:31Very fragile.
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:33Set it down.
00:14:34Hurry up.
00:14:38Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:39Yeah.
00:14:39Okay, let's go.
00:14:49Whoa, is this fun at the top?
00:15:00Whoa!
00:15:02Hold up.
00:15:04Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:15:05Oh, Attack of the Wet T-shirts.
00:15:07Nice!
00:15:07Nice!
00:15:08Oh, fuck.
00:15:12Check it, check it, check it, check it, check it.
00:15:16Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:19No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:22That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:26And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:29Oh, how did you know?
00:15:31I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:33Please, come on.
00:15:38Buster, such a cutie.
00:15:41Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:43All right, sorry.
00:15:44Are you okay now?
00:15:45Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:46Okay, see you later.
00:15:49I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:52This is crazy.
00:15:53Come on.
00:15:54Jake!
00:15:55Hi!
00:15:56Hey, Ben.
00:15:57Happy birthday.
00:16:00Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:03What?
00:16:04You want a beer?
00:16:07No.
00:16:11Oh, hon.
00:16:12I have your present here.
00:16:17I'll give it to you later.
00:16:19The time's right.
00:16:21He didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:23And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:29Hey, bro.
00:16:30We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:33A little bit.
00:16:33All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:39Hey.
00:16:40Hey.
00:16:40How you doing?
00:16:41Hey.
00:16:42Check it out!
00:16:53Dare me.
00:16:54Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:11Are those real?
00:17:12Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:14Hey!
00:17:14Ah, dude, move!
00:17:15Come on, lame!
00:17:17Oh, all right.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:18I'll see you guys later.
00:17:19Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:20Aw, the move.
00:17:2120 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:25Yeah!
00:17:27They're fake anyways.
00:17:29Who cares?
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:33Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:36I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:40Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:42Here, let me.
00:17:43Joanna, no, just go enjoy the party.
00:17:45It's not.
00:17:47Open.
00:17:50Hey.
00:17:51Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:53I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:57Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:58I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:59It just, like, disappeared.
00:18:12Are these real?
00:18:13Of course they are.
00:18:16I'm just wondering.
00:18:16How come I haven't met you before?
00:18:18I don't know.
00:18:19Maybe he's just going to be around.
00:18:20Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:22Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:25Maybe upstairs.
00:18:25I don't know.
00:18:28Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:30That's probably where he went.
00:18:32Go roll.
00:18:32Liquid Courage?
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:37Atta girl.
00:18:41Vodka, cranberry?
00:18:43Surely simple.
00:18:45Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:47I can go meet Rod.
00:18:49Sue?
00:18:50Are you okay?
00:18:51Sue?
00:18:52Relax.
00:18:53They're just guys.
00:18:56Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:57Seriously.
00:18:58You're going to be fine.
00:18:59Is Chris here?
00:19:05Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:08No.
00:19:08He does not have gateways.
00:19:10I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:12I'm going to do it.
00:19:18Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:20No, he does not have gateways.
00:19:24I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:25I'm going to do it.
00:19:26I'm going to do this.
00:19:28Good luck.
00:19:31Hey, you can do this.
00:19:33Just act like a slut.
00:19:37Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:46Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:48Chris, hi.
00:19:52Can I talk to you?
00:19:54Uh-huh.
00:19:55Uh, in private?
00:19:57Oh.
00:20:10Hey, Lexi.
00:20:11Hey, Lexi.
00:20:12What?
00:20:13Chris, you're so sexy.
00:20:16Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:20I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:24And I really want to...
00:20:27Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:29Is that wrong?
00:20:30Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:32Nothing.
00:20:32I'm sorry.
00:20:33I don't know how to do this.
00:20:35Sue.
00:20:37Sue, Sue.
00:20:38Sue, I understand these urges.
00:20:44And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:48Really?
00:20:49You do?
00:20:49I do.
00:20:50I really do.
00:20:52I like you too.
00:20:54Really?
00:20:55You do?
00:20:55I do.
00:20:56I do.
00:20:56I really do.
00:20:58It's just...
00:20:59I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:21:05Right.
00:21:06Lexi said you were...
00:21:07Jesus.
00:21:08Oh.
00:21:09That man.
00:21:10Of course.
00:21:11What did you think?
00:21:13Oh, nothing.
00:21:14So we can still do this then?
00:21:17Oh, Sue.
00:21:18You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:21:28him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed
00:21:40over each other, so delicately, beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:50under that hot, hot sun, and I just feel such compassion.
00:21:57I think about those things, too.
00:21:59So you understand why I can't do this?
00:22:03Not really.
00:22:04I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so
00:22:12much for us.
00:22:14So...
00:22:15We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:26Andy, we're going to tell you, don't even want.
00:22:28Hey, Ty.
00:22:28Whoa!
00:22:30Have you seen Jake?
00:22:32Uh, no.
00:22:33No.
00:22:34All right.
00:22:37Okay.
00:22:38All right, focus.
00:22:39Focus, focus.
00:22:45Oh, there he is.
00:22:49Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:52How could he?
00:23:05How could he?
00:23:09Sue, what happened?
00:23:11Did you guys do it?
00:23:12Sue?
00:23:14He doesn't want me.
00:23:15Because he's gay.
00:23:17No, he's not.
00:23:18He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:20Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:22The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:26you.
00:23:27Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know
00:23:32what kind of woman you really are.
00:23:35Deep inside.
00:23:36What?
00:23:36Come with me.
00:23:38Come with me.
00:23:38Where?
00:23:39To meet your dark side.
00:23:47Out.
00:23:48Everyone out.
00:23:49Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:24:03I really can't.
00:24:15I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:17I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:23I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:28Sue?
00:24:29Can you see it?
00:24:32Sue.
00:24:32Sue?
00:24:33I'm almost, I'm almost there.
00:24:41Oh!
00:24:43What?
00:24:45What?
00:24:46Sue, what happened?
00:24:47What did you see?
00:24:48A raccoon?
00:24:50What?
00:24:51You overshot it.
00:24:53Aim the mirror further up.
00:25:01I can't.
00:25:02Please don't make me do that again.
00:25:03Okay, fine.
00:25:05Fine.
00:25:06I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:09What?
00:25:10You really need an orgasm.
00:25:12Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never
00:25:16even had it with yourself.
00:25:18This really has to be your first step.
00:25:20Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:21Coming.
00:25:22Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:24Just find it and use it.
00:25:27Wait, what does a black vibrator look like?
00:25:29It's black.
00:25:30It vibrates.
00:25:33Come on, Rod.
00:25:34Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:37And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:40Hey, cutie!
00:25:52Cutie!
00:25:53Oh!
00:25:54Oh!
00:25:54Oh!
00:25:55Oh!
00:25:56Oh!
00:25:57Oh!
00:25:58Oh!
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:00Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:02Oh!
00:26:03Bang!
00:26:04Bang!
00:26:05Bang!
00:26:06Bang!
00:26:07Bang!
00:26:08Good boy.
00:26:09Straighten up.
00:26:10Good boy.
00:26:11Good boy.
00:26:12He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:14I can't see anything.
00:26:15That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:16What a bitch.
00:26:17Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:19Oh!
00:26:20Oh!
00:26:21Oh!
00:26:22Oh!
00:26:23Oh!
00:26:24Oh!
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00:26:42Oh!
00:26:43Oh!
00:26:52Oh shit!
00:27:06What's wrong with this thing?
00:27:09Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:17Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:20He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:23For sure?
00:27:25I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:27so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:29That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:32No, it's awful.
00:27:34I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:39It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:45Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:50Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:53No, you can't just leave.
00:27:55Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:58I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:28:00No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:28:04Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:28:06Uh, he's looking for you. He wants to give you your...
00:28:10I'm leaving.
00:28:12Revenge set. Birthday gift.
00:28:14Oh, I can't face him.
00:28:15Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:28:17No, you can't just leave.
00:28:19Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing's...
00:28:22Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:24It happened. I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:28:27No. It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake...
00:28:30He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:28:34Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:28:38I'm leaving.
00:28:39Revenge set.
00:28:41Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:45I catch you.
00:28:48It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:52But he... I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:29:06He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would...
00:29:08He's just into other girls.
00:29:09Trust me, he'll care.
00:29:11Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:29:14To his ego.
00:29:15To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:29:18Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:29:24No, I... I couldn't.
00:29:26Plus, I mean, there's... there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:29:30Eric! He's perfect!
00:29:32Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:29:34I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:29:38Really? And what type is that?
00:29:40He's bloody.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:44I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:46Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with.
00:29:51Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:29:54Someone that I haven't... fooled around with.
00:30:00Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:30:02I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:30:05No, I just couldn't do it.
00:30:07Fine.
00:30:07If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:30:12to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:30:15and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:30:17and you chose not to do it,
00:30:19go ahead.
00:30:20But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:30:24I don't know.
00:30:27But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:30:30I don't know.
00:30:33Trust me.
00:30:34It's going to work.
00:30:40I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:44Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:45Are you okay enough to chat with her?
00:30:47Oh, no!
00:30:47Hey.
00:30:59Happy birthday.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:04Have you guys seen Jake?
00:31:25So, happy birthday, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain, but it's actually from us, US, America, United States?
00:31:51I know where we live.
00:31:53Right.
00:31:57Of course.
00:31:58I know where we live.
00:31:59Right.
00:32:00Of course.
00:32:01Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:32:07Oh, you want me to move?
00:32:09Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:32:10I just...
00:32:11No, you're fine.
00:32:23No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:25Fine.
00:32:26If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing, to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:32:39But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:43I don't know.
00:32:45Trust me.
00:32:46It's going to work.
00:32:47I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:32:49Hi, Cheryl.
00:32:50Are you okay enough to chat with Eric?
00:32:51Oh, no.
00:32:52Oh, no.
00:32:53Hey.
00:32:54Happy birthday.
00:32:56It's going to work.
00:32:57It's going to work.
00:33:00I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:02Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:03Are you okay enough to chat with Eric?
00:33:06Oh, no.
00:33:07Hey.
00:33:20Happy birthday.
00:33:22Thanks.
00:33:23Have you guys seen Jake?
00:33:49Happy birthday.
00:33:50Happy birthday.
00:33:52Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:33:59But it's actually from us.
00:34:00U.S.
00:34:01America?
00:34:02United States?
00:34:03I know where we live.
00:34:04Right.
00:34:05Of course.
00:34:06I know where we live.
00:34:07Right.
00:34:08Of course.
00:34:09I know where we live.
00:34:10Right.
00:34:11Of course.
00:34:12Hey, Jesus, Eric.
00:34:13Are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:14Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:15Yeah, no.
00:34:16I can totally move.
00:34:17I just...
00:34:18No.
00:34:19You're fine.
00:34:20No.
00:34:21You're fine.
00:34:22Jake!
00:34:23Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:25I'm sorry.
00:34:26It?
00:34:27Monkey boning and like pigs in a blanket.
00:34:28What?
00:34:29Um.
00:34:30It.
00:34:31Get real nasty.
00:34:34And like pigs in a blanket.
00:34:46What?
00:34:47Um.
00:34:48It.
00:34:49Like monkey boning and like pigs in a blanket.
00:34:52What?
00:34:53Um.
00:34:54It.
00:34:55Like.
00:34:56Get real nasty.
00:34:59Get real nasty.
00:35:01Oh!
00:35:02Monkey bonin' and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:35:05Get real nasty.
00:35:07Oh! Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:35:12I mean, well, yeah, you know, the sooner the better.
00:35:16Yeah, sure, I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:35:19Um, I just never realized that you...
00:35:22I mean...
00:35:24Whew. Uh...
00:35:27It's just...
00:35:30You're so...
00:35:32You're so beautiful.
00:35:34Okay, um...
00:35:36Uh, no Cassine.
00:35:38Right, um, of course.
00:35:41Sorry?
00:35:43So, um...
00:35:46Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:35:49Oh, wow. Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket,
00:35:52or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:35:54Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:35:56Uh, you're fresh.
00:36:00Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:02Uh, you're fresh.
00:36:04Organic.
00:36:06Yep.
00:36:08So, the wrap.
00:36:09Right?
00:36:11Um...
00:36:12Uh...
00:36:13Where's the, uh...
00:36:14It's, uh, the end that I just like right over here.
00:36:16Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:18Uh, it's where I see it.
00:36:19Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:20Uh...
00:36:21Ow, ow, ow.
00:36:22Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:36:23I, um...
00:36:24It's...
00:36:25It's okay.
00:36:26Here.
00:36:27Do it again.
00:36:28Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:36:31You know what?
00:36:32Let me just lay on the bed.
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:40Uh, let me just see.
00:36:43Oh, here it is.
00:36:44I got it.
00:36:45All right.
00:36:46It's, um...
00:36:47United States?
00:36:48Uh, I know where we live.
00:36:49Right.
00:36:50Of course.
00:36:51Uh, I know where we live.
00:36:52Right.
00:36:53Of course.
00:36:54Uh, I know where we live.
00:36:55Right.
00:36:56Of course.
00:36:57Hold it.
00:36:58Let me just...
00:36:59Ah!
00:37:00Hey, Jesus, Eric.
00:37:01Are you gonna make your move or not?
00:37:02Oh, you want me to move?
00:37:03Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:37:04I just...
00:37:05No, you're fine.
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:07Oh, jeez.
00:37:08Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:09You want me to move?
00:37:10Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:37:11I just...
00:37:12No.
00:37:13You're fine.
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh, jeez.
00:37:16Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:18You okay?
00:37:19Help!
00:37:20Help!
00:37:29Uh...
00:37:33Jake!
00:37:36So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:37:38Oh.
00:37:39I'm sorry.
00:37:40It?
00:37:41Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:43Oh.
00:37:44What, um...
00:37:45It.
00:37:46It's like...
00:37:47Monkey bonin' and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:37:50Get real nasty.
00:37:51Oh!
00:37:52Oh!
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:54You mean, like...
00:37:55Uh...
00:37:56Oh!
00:37:57Geez.
00:37:58Eric...
00:37:59Right now?
00:38:00I mean, well...
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:02You know, the sooner the better.
00:38:05Yeah, sure.
00:38:06I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:38:07Um, I just never realized that you...
00:38:09I mean...
00:38:10Whew.
00:38:11Uh...
00:38:12It's just...
00:38:13You're so...
00:38:14You're so beautiful.
00:38:15Okay.
00:38:16Um...
00:38:17Uh, no cuisine.
00:38:18Right.
00:38:19Um, of course.
00:38:20Sorry.
00:38:21Well, that was stupid.
00:38:22So, um...
00:38:23Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:38:24Oh, wow.
00:38:25Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:38:28Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:38:29You're not.
00:38:30Yeah.
00:38:31Yeah.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:36Yeah.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:42Yeah.
00:38:43Yeah.
00:38:44Yeah.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47Yeah.
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:49Yeah.
00:38:50Yeah.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:53Uh, you're fresh.
00:38:54Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:57Uh, you're fresh.
00:38:58Organic.
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02Yep.
00:39:03So, the wrap.
00:39:05Right.
00:39:06Um...
00:39:07Uh...
00:39:08Where's the, uh...
00:39:09It's, uh, the end that I just like right over here.
00:39:11Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13I see it.
00:39:14Um, let me just, uh...
00:39:15Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:17Uh, let me just, uh...
00:39:18Uh...
00:39:19Ow.
00:39:20Ow.
00:39:21Ow.
00:39:22Ow.
00:39:23Sorry.
00:39:24Sorry.
00:39:25I, um...
00:39:26It's...
00:39:27It's okay.
00:39:28Here.
00:39:29Do it again.
00:39:30Sorry.
00:39:31I, uh...
00:39:32I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:39:33You know what?
00:39:34Let me just lay on the bed.
00:39:36How you doing tonight?
00:39:37Good.
00:39:38Good.
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:40Jake!
00:39:41Uh...
00:39:42Let me just...
00:39:43See...
00:39:44Oh, here it is.
00:39:45I got it.
00:39:46Alright.
00:39:47It's, um...
00:39:48Pull it.
00:39:49Let me just...
00:39:50Oh, jeez.
00:39:51Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:39:52Are you okay?
00:39:53Help!
00:39:54Help!
00:39:55Uh...
00:39:56I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:39:57What?
00:39:58Hey, Cheryl.
00:39:59Are you okay?
00:40:00Help!
00:40:01Help!
00:40:02Uh...
00:40:03Oh, jeez.
00:40:04A kurz, help!
00:40:05Er...
00:40:06Er...
00:40:07Er...
00:40:08Well that was stupid.
00:40:09Uh...
00:40:10Ha ha ha!
00:40:11I can't hear you.
00:40:12Ha.
00:40:13How you doing tonight?
00:40:14Having a good time?
00:40:15Uh...
00:40:16Uh...
00:40:17Uh...
00:40:18Uh...
00:40:19Uh...
00:40:20Uh...
00:40:21Uh...
00:40:22Uh...
00:40:23Uh...
00:40:24Uh...
00:40:25Uh...
00:40:26Uh...
00:40:27Uh...
00:40:28Uh...
00:40:29Uh...
00:40:30Uh...
00:40:31Uh...
00:40:32Uh... uh...
00:40:33Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:40:38What? I can't hear you.
00:40:41Another beer. Chips are so damn salty.
00:40:47Hold on. Take a piss.
00:40:50Jake! Upstairs. Yeah.
00:40:53Hold on. Take a piss.
00:40:56How much beer?
00:41:03Come on.
00:41:09Ah.
00:41:11Ah.
00:41:15Ah.
00:41:17Ah.
00:41:24Finally, I...
00:41:26I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:41:29Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:41:31Don't don't worry about it. What? I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:41:38Oh, well, okay. Okay.
00:42:01Finally.
00:42:08I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:42:13Finally. I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:42:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Um, don't worry about it.
00:42:21What? I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:42:26Oh. Well, okay. Okay.
00:42:31Good.
00:43:01Oh
00:43:14What are you doing I think it's time you know
00:43:22Do it um not yet more foreplay, huh?
00:43:31Oh
00:43:37Yeah
00:43:39So good. Oh
00:43:43Yeah, oh my girl draw draw draw. Oh, what?
00:43:48Ah
00:43:52Lock jaw lock jaw. Is that even a thing? I don't know
00:43:58Ha are you okay?
00:44:01No, no, no, no, it's uh, it's fine. I'm just embarrassed. It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen
00:44:14Are you sure you're okay?
00:44:16Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Okay, great. Have fun
00:44:25Now let's do it now. No, not yet. Not yet
00:44:27osın
00:44:28uh
00:44:30uh
00:44:31Now
00:44:33All right i'm gonna come now let's do it now
00:44:37I'm gonna come.
00:44:38Now, let's do it now.
00:44:39No, not yet, not yet.
00:44:43All right, I'm gonna come.
00:44:44I'm gonna come.
00:44:44Are you ready?
00:44:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:47No, no, no, not yet.
00:44:48Lexi, Lexi, oh!
00:44:50Shit.
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:55No, no, no, not yet.
00:44:56Lexi, Lexi, oh!
00:44:59No means no.
00:45:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:45:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:04It's been a really long time
00:45:05and I just, I haven't masturbated for her or anything.
00:45:11Uh-oh.
00:45:13Oh, hey, Jake.
00:45:17How you doing?
00:45:19How's it going?
00:45:19Good.
00:45:20Eric?
00:45:22Come.
00:45:23Eric, help me.
00:45:23I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:45:26Excuse me.
00:45:30Cheryl's in here.
00:45:35What's up, bro?
00:45:36What the fuck is that?
00:45:39Hey, wait!
00:45:40Lex, man, I'm still waiting.
00:45:50Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see.
00:45:51I'm blind.
00:45:54Damn it.
00:45:58Hey, you!
00:45:59You better stop making fun of the blind
00:46:00or I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:46:01Help!
00:46:02I'm so sorry.
00:46:02I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:46:05Hey!
00:46:05Hey, you!
00:46:07You better stop making fun of the blind
00:46:08or I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:46:09Help!
00:46:13I'm so sorry.
00:46:14I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:46:29don't start making fun of the blind guys.
00:46:31Hey, Thank God and I...
00:46:31Hey, burglar!
00:46:50Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:46:52This party's ass!
00:46:56Yeah!
00:46:58This just isn't working out.
00:47:03Nothing.
00:47:04What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:47:07Lock it carefully, man.
00:47:10Lock sticks.
00:47:11Spark it up.
00:47:13Yes!
00:47:14Oh, man!
00:47:18I love this game!
00:47:19We need the controllers.
00:47:20We gotta play.
00:47:21Here, here, here.
00:47:22Okay, let me find another one.
00:47:26Woo!
00:47:28What is this?
00:47:30Oh, my God!
00:47:31Pew, pew, pew!
00:47:33Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:47:35Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:47:37Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:47:42Oh.
00:47:45Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:47:47Wasn't me.
00:47:53Whoa, whoa, nice!
00:47:55Are you sitting on him or something?
00:47:57Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:48:00Nice!
00:48:01Nice!
00:48:02Do you have the extra controller?
00:48:15Whoa!
00:48:16You are the controller!
00:48:17No, I just...
00:48:18I didn't...
00:48:19I swear, I...
00:48:20I...
00:48:25Go, go, go, go!
00:48:26Oh...
00:48:27Go!
00:48:28Hey, hey, Sue!
00:48:29No, it's all right.
00:48:30Let's go, man.
00:48:31I didn't, I swear, I...
00:48:43Hey, hey, Sue!
00:48:46Where are you going, man?
00:48:49It's okay, um, hey, hey, Sue!
00:49:01Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:49:03Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:49:06Oh, sure.
00:49:08Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:49:13You were? You mean...
00:49:16Y-yeah.
00:49:20So you think we should give it a try?
00:49:23Could we...
00:49:28Wow, um, your toilet's...
00:49:30You gonna get a drink?
00:49:34Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:49:37Oh, you...
00:49:39You know what, I gotta go.
00:49:43Um, happy birthday.
00:49:44Uh, no, Chris, no, that wasn't, I didn't...
00:49:46Oh, God, never mind.
00:49:53This was the worst idea ever.
00:50:06This was the worst idea ever.
00:50:08Never going to have sex.
00:50:10Sex.
00:50:12Ow.
00:50:23Hello, a little attention here.
00:50:33Hello, a little attention here.
00:50:35Hello, a little attention here.
00:50:44Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:50:46Hello? A little attention here.
00:51:07Lex. Go.
00:51:09Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:51:16Lex. Go.
00:51:23Don't be selfish.
00:51:24All right. Sorry.
00:51:26Don't be selfish.
00:51:28All right. Sorry.
00:51:30Oh, jeez. Who invented this stupid position anyway? Too much fucking multitasking. Screw it.
00:51:50Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:52:02Let's go.
00:52:05We're going to be trying to go, huh?
00:52:06We're going to get it up.
00:52:08We're going to get it up.
00:52:09Oh, I'm soaction.
00:52:11We're going to go.
00:52:13Oh, my God.
00:52:43Oh, no.
00:52:45That was bad.
00:52:47That was so bad.
00:53:08Joanna?
00:53:09Do you know a guy named JJ?
00:53:12I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:53:19Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:53:23Yes, it does.
00:53:25So, you're JJ?
00:53:27Uh-oh.
00:53:28Café Trump.
00:53:30Oh, my God.
00:53:32Yeah, he can see him.
00:53:33Freeze at the...
00:53:51Welcome to 1-900-Confess.
00:53:53would you like it hello welcome to 1900 confess would you like a priest or a nun today a nun
00:54:02please punch in your credit card number please hold
00:54:141900 confession how may i be of service confess
00:54:17confession how may i be of service it's been one day since my last confession i accuse myself
00:54:31of the following sins one day
00:54:42is that too long i would have come this morning but it's my 18th birthday go on
00:54:46uh okay well i've been touching myself inappropriately well actually i didn't know
00:54:52a washing machine what's your problem a washing machine touch
00:55:02freak time's up what but what do i do just you know i sat on a washing machine and well
00:55:08all right freak time's up what but what do i do just unplug the thing no but but i think i might
00:55:14i might have but i think i might have had an orgasm well then be happy you found the perfect man
00:55:21i'm serious
00:55:24you know i sat on a washing machine and well all right freak time's up what but what do i do
00:55:30just unplug the thing no but but i think i might have had an orgasm well then be happy you found the
00:55:38perfect man i'm serious look honey you seem like a nice young lady so i'll tell you this masturbation
00:55:46isn't a sin no contributions you broke no covenant with god it's not in the bible
00:55:54so the washing machine could touch me anytime like morning afternoon night yes and other things can touch
00:56:02you accidental masturbation is not a sin neither is intentional masturbation
00:56:10god's pretty cool that way he sure is now run along
00:56:17wow how do you know all that because i'm a nun now eat my pussy bitch
00:56:32oh accidental masturbation who would have thunk
00:56:54revenge sex what a stupid
00:56:56fucking idea revenge sex what a stupid
00:57:02fucking idea
00:57:04god i'm getting out of here
00:57:13yeah admit it i've got no game
00:57:15fucking douchebag
00:57:26now i have to get laid if it's the last thing i do
00:57:29you go girl
00:57:31what
00:57:33what are you doing here
00:57:35we needed some place private
00:57:37but hey listen if you're serious about getting laid
00:57:40yeah if you want someone great i mean really the best ever
00:57:46no offense
00:57:48frank the blind guy really i'm telling you he's amazing i had food sex with him a few weeks ago
00:57:57it was like nothing i've ever experienced before it was like we used all our senses everything
00:58:03if you're interested i'll set it up
00:58:15all right
00:58:22what about him jeremy
00:58:24oh yeah i know jeremy i think i fooled around with him once
00:58:29i didn't know his last name though
00:58:31it's jones jeremy jones
00:58:34this all makes sense excuse me
00:58:38jeremy hi
00:58:41who's on the phone oh that's my new girlfriend
00:58:44you'll meet her i'll have to be here in like an hour wait you have a girlfriend
00:58:54oh hi hi frank
00:59:04sit
00:59:09oh you meant you meant the dog
00:59:13relax
00:59:15you need to relax and calm down
00:59:24oh i'm oh i'm i'm relaxed i'm fine
00:59:35why are you biting your nail and your nail
00:59:38i'm not
00:59:41how did you know that
00:59:45corner
00:59:49sit
00:59:51roll over
00:59:54oh you mean me
00:59:58roll over
01:00:04oh you mean me
01:00:07roll over
01:00:11oh you mean me
01:00:13oh oh how do you how do you want me to just lay down
01:00:17oh
01:00:28oh
01:00:28oh i shouldn't even be doing this but
01:00:32but considering it a teachable moment
01:00:36okay
01:00:39oh
01:00:39see me with your hands
01:00:47all right
01:00:55you know i should really i have a boyfriend and i shouldn't be doing this really
01:01:03oh
01:01:11hmm
01:01:12peanut butter
01:01:17Oh, Frank, Frank, Frank.
01:01:34Oh, Frank.
01:01:47Oh, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank.
01:02:06Yo, man.
01:02:07Dude, give me a chip.
01:02:09My...
01:02:10Yo, man.
01:02:12Dude, give me a chip.
01:02:15My chips, homeboy.
01:02:16Dude, give me a chip, man.
01:02:17My chips.
01:02:18Dude.
01:02:19My chip?
01:02:20Give me a chip.
01:02:21My chips?
01:02:23Guys, why are you making such a mess?
01:02:26Sorry.
01:02:34It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
01:02:37That's all.
01:02:42No, let me do this.
01:02:43Go ahead.
01:02:44I got it.
01:02:45No, really, please.
01:02:46I want to help.
01:02:47Please.
01:02:50Okay, everybody out.
01:02:51Leave.
01:02:52I have to vacuum.
01:02:53You're not even getting the chips.
01:02:54They're over here.
01:02:55I just...
01:02:56I see some dust over here, so...
01:03:00There's just so much dust on this floor.
01:03:06It's a dirty floor.
01:03:07It's a dirty floor.
01:03:08Such a dirty...
01:03:10dirty floor.
01:03:21It's such a dirty, dirty forest.
01:03:42Okay.
01:03:44Oh, all right.
01:03:47I think I got all of that.
01:03:48I'm just gonna, I'll see you at home.
01:03:59Frankie.
01:04:01Oh my, oh.
01:04:02What was that?
01:04:03What?
01:04:05Fuck your shit.
01:04:06Man, we gotta smoke.
01:04:07Oh, we can smoke in here.
01:04:10Stop, Frank, stop teasing Frank.
01:04:13Oh, trash in the box.
01:04:15Sorry, man.
01:04:16We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
01:04:18Oh, I heard something.
01:04:19You wanna join us?
01:04:20Uh, no.
01:04:21Come on.
01:04:22You gotta do it.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:24Seriously, guys.
01:04:25Watch your dog, man.
01:04:26Dude.
01:04:27What's it like being blinded?
01:04:28It's trippy.
01:04:32Frank?
01:04:34Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
01:04:36Bro, you are too funny.
01:04:42Thanks, man.
01:04:43Ooh, this is some good stuff.
01:04:44I haven't smoked since junior high.
01:04:46Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
01:04:49Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:50I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
01:04:55Damn, I really can't remember.
01:04:56This is some good shit.
01:04:57Oh, no.
01:04:58You're the devil.
01:04:59No more.
01:05:00JJ.
01:05:01I'm Jeremy.
01:05:02You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
01:05:04Please.
01:05:05Lex, I can't.
01:05:09I mean, I got a girlfriend.
01:05:11I really like this one when I'm scared, you get a puppy.
01:05:12You have to remember what's going on in my life.
01:05:15I think the more of me.
01:05:16You're the devil.
01:05:18You're the devil.
01:05:19No more.
01:05:22JJ?
01:05:23I'm Jeremy.
01:05:24You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
01:05:28Please.
01:05:29Lex, I can't.
01:05:30I mean, I got a girlfriend.
01:05:33i really like this girl fine it's just so sad because i'm wearing this
01:05:40coupless bra and i also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl
01:05:46in front for extra stimulation oh
01:05:53ah we've got like 30 minutes before she gets here perfect
01:05:57before she gets here perfect
01:06:11what what's wrong i can't i can't get it in just try down there it's a desert down there it's
01:06:29sandpaper which is okay i get the picture just try it again
01:06:34no why is this happening we fooled around before i was dripping wet i came like four times remember
01:06:44just do what you did then go on i already did my thing i already tried
01:06:50what what is different this time i don't know last time
01:06:57i honestly don't even know what you're talking about what you're not jj
01:07:04but your name is jeremy jones how can you not be jj
01:07:08who the hell is this jj well where are you going we're not done here i can still do this i just
01:07:15need a little bit of work i can do this i don't need jj i don't need anyone else we can do this
01:07:22go team
01:07:27what just keep going
01:07:28how could you you bastard
01:07:58what's wrong with you
01:07:59what's wrong with you
01:08:22what's wrong with you
01:08:24used to be so pure well no more that's it really that's the last one
01:08:39what's wrong with you
01:08:40what's wrong with you
01:08:42what's wrong with you
01:08:46what's wrong with you
01:08:50you're not going to be like me
01:08:52what's wrong with you
01:08:54What is it? What are you doing down here?
01:09:10Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:09:14What? Why?
01:09:16Nothing, just this lying guy and his dog.
01:09:20Honey, it's gonna be okay.
01:09:22No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
01:09:28I'm sorry.
01:09:29It's Jake's. Jake's fault. That lying, cheating bastard.
01:09:33Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
01:09:37Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him. I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
01:09:43Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:09:45You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:09:48Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
01:09:52Yeah.
01:09:54You know, you might wanna...
01:09:56You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:09:58Yeah, you're right.
01:10:00Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:10:02I don't know.
01:10:08I'm sorry. I just, uh...
01:10:11I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:10:16I got no game.
01:10:17It's not important.
01:10:36Hey, um...
01:10:37Eric, I can't talk right now.
01:10:38No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
01:10:40Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:10:43No, no, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it up to you.
01:10:50Eric, really?
01:10:51I don't care. It's fine.
01:10:52No, but I do.
01:10:53I mean, I do. I care.
01:10:55I haven't known how to tell you. Maybe cause, uh, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:11:02But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime. Sometime. Soon.
01:11:10Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out with like...
01:11:14Really? Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:11:17No, not really.
01:11:19Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:11:27Okay. Alright. I, uh...
01:11:31Happy birthday, then.
01:11:33I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.
01:11:54Wow.
01:11:55It's okay.
01:12:06Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:12:13Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:12:16Oh, god, Damon. Not again.
01:12:17Oh, no, um...
01:12:18No, no, honey, happy...
01:12:21The fuck is this? Who the hell are you, dude?
01:12:24Okay, guys, don't.
01:12:29Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:12:33Aw, gee, Cheryl. You're...
01:12:36Yeah, I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:12:39Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:12:41You couldn't find me?
01:12:43What about all those girls' vaginas you were in or your penis getting sucked?
01:12:48Cheryl, honey.
01:12:49No, no.
01:12:50We can work this out.
01:12:51Baby, I love you.
01:12:52I love you.
01:12:53Jake, no, you have to go.
01:12:54Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:12:55No.
01:12:56I promise.
01:12:57No, Jake, I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:12:59Oh, Cheryl, come on.
01:13:00No, Jake, please.
01:13:01Please, come on.
01:13:02Just go. Just go. I'm sorry.
01:13:04You're a heartless bitch!
01:13:05How can you do...
01:13:07Yay! You did it.
01:13:09I am so proud of you.
01:13:10You got your revenge sex.
01:13:11You left him under your shell of a man.
01:13:13Oh, no.
01:13:14Revenge sex?
01:13:16It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:13:19Right.
01:13:21That all makes sense now.
01:13:24Wow. I feel really stupid.
01:13:27Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
01:13:30Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:13:33And you used me.
01:13:35Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:13:38Aren't you happy?
01:13:41Well, no.
01:13:42That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:13:45You mean the sex?
01:13:46Was it...
01:13:47No, we didn't quite do it.
01:13:49Oh.
01:13:50You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:13:52Really?
01:13:53I just never found the right guy.
01:13:54Or guys.
01:13:56Anyway.
01:13:57We better get downstairs.
01:13:58People are starting to leave.
01:14:00I wonder how Sue did.
01:14:08Oh, what?
01:14:09Yes, yes, yes.
01:14:12I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:14:13This is bullshit!
01:14:15God!
01:14:16Oh!
01:14:17Oh!
01:14:18Dude, suck it!
01:14:19What the?
01:14:21God, I'm out of here!
01:14:23Yeah!
01:14:24He has good hair, though.
01:14:29Don't you puke on me.
01:14:31Don't puke on my car, either.
01:14:32He's in my car, either.
01:14:45Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:14:49Was it from sex?
01:14:50Did you pop your cork?
01:14:51I don't think so.
01:14:52Not with the guy, anyway.
01:14:54Oh, don't ask.
01:14:56Every possible object.
01:14:58It's like every mechanical thing.
01:14:59It was like Transformers.
01:15:02They just all became vibrators.
01:15:04I told you.
01:15:05It's addicting.
01:15:08So what about Chris?
01:15:09Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:15:12I told you he was gay.
01:15:14Well, I think I'm just...
01:15:16Oh, cramp.
01:15:19I think it's broken.
01:15:21So, wait.
01:15:23None of us cashed an RV card.
01:15:25Ha!
01:15:29Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:15:32So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:15:34Wanna go?
01:15:35No.
01:15:37I think I should finish up here.
01:15:39Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:15:41No.
01:15:43I don't know.
01:15:44For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:15:47Or something.
01:15:49Why? Do you know him?
01:15:51Sort of.
01:15:52Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:16:02Love him.
01:16:03Shut it.
01:16:04You wanna do it?
01:16:05I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:16:06You wanna get married?
01:16:07You wanna do it?
01:16:08All right, all right, all right.
01:16:09Well, I got a lot of kids.
01:16:10That's funny.
01:16:11Hold on, I got a little bit of weird.
01:16:12I was just so excited to watch an internet.
01:16:13And now let's get her dance.
01:16:15I ain't gonna be that old.
01:16:17I'm gonna dance.
01:16:18I'm gonna dance.
01:16:19I'm gonna dance.
01:16:21Do you wanna dance?
01:16:22How are you doing?
01:16:24You wanna dance?
01:16:25You wanna dance?
01:16:26You gonna dance?
01:16:27You gonna dance?
01:16:28You wanna dance?
01:16:29You wanna dance?
01:16:30You wanna dance?
01:16:31You wanna dance?
01:16:33You wanna dance?
01:16:34You wanna dance?
01:16:35No.
01:16:36Nowhere.
01:16:37Oh, well, there's always next year.
01:17:07It's you.
01:17:17I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:17:29I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:17:43I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:17:49I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:18:15And when the heat is on, you'll never take it away.
01:18:25Kill me, oh fuck no more.
01:18:31And when the heat is on, you'll never take it away.
01:18:35Wow, that's amazing.
01:18:39Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:18:42I guess something inspired me.
01:18:45He really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:18:48Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:18:52Whose?
01:18:54Eric's.
01:18:55Well, it's him, right?
01:18:58Oh.
01:19:00Yeah.
01:19:02I have to go see him.
01:19:08Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:19:12One nine hundred confess.
01:19:24Sister Terese?
01:19:25Yeah, hon.
01:19:26Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:19:28I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:19:31Oh, sure.
01:19:32Oh.
01:19:33It's two seven one.
01:19:35Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:19:40Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:19:44Like, take you back?
01:19:46Sure, hon.
01:19:47Why not?
01:19:48As long as you're on the right path.
01:19:51Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:19:53I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:19:57Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:20:01Sister?
01:20:03Can I get up now?
01:20:05I really gotta pee.
01:20:06No!
01:20:07Hush your trap!
01:20:10Okay, honey.
01:20:11I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:20:14I will.
01:20:15Thanks.
01:20:19Sister?
01:20:20Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:20:23Eric, wait!
01:20:39Eric, um, look, I am so sorry.
01:20:44Cheryl?
01:20:45Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:20:57I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:20:59At the beginning, but then at the end, I didn't want to do that with you.
01:21:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:21:08Um, and I wasn't.
01:21:11I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:21:14The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:21:17Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:21:22And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:21:25I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink-
01:21:29Eric!
01:21:30Come on, I gotta get going.
01:21:33Oh.
01:21:34Wow.
01:21:35Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:21:38Tina, Cheryl.
01:21:39Hi!
01:21:40Nice to meet you.
01:21:45Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?
01:21:51Yeah, sure.
01:21:53No, no, no, no.
01:21:58Oh.
01:21:59Sorry, no kissing, right?
01:22:01No, kissing.
01:22:02Oh.
01:22:03Mmm.
01:22:04Mmm.
01:22:05Mmm.
01:22:18Yeah, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:22:22I don't even care that you hooked up a Plexi.
01:22:26Wait, what? I never did that.
01:22:29I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:22:31She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:22:37She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:22:40I wonder who it was.
01:22:52At least this birthday is over.
01:23:15Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:23:18I mean, if you could just...
01:23:21I don't know, like send me a sign?
01:23:51Excuse me, excuse me.
01:23:54Do you know where the church is?
01:23:56It's on Fountain Street.
01:23:58Yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:24:01Or used to go to.
01:24:02It's straight up that way and then left.
01:24:07You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:24:10Oh, well, I don't know.
01:24:20Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:24:23Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:24:27Like I said, you're more than welcome to torque.
01:24:30Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:24:33I don't think so.
01:24:36But thanks.
01:24:37What's your name?
01:24:38Sue.
01:24:39What's yours?
01:24:40Jesus.
01:24:41Really?
01:24:42Si.
01:24:43Maybe I could use the ride.
01:24:48I could use the ride.
01:25:18Like it.
01:25:19It'll do better.
01:25:20I don't know.
01:25:21It's just finally.
01:25:22I have no idea away from this ski dress.
01:25:23Do you notice there?
01:25:24If I care per ride?
01:25:25Oh, get off at me.
01:25:26You're by the wind, wav, in the sea.
01:25:28Were you?
01:25:29Then, what's your name are?
01:25:30Oh, I'll be okay.
01:25:32I would like to think so.
01:25:33If you've ever been.
01:25:34Are you on the plane?
01:25:35Actually, why haven't you, my wife.
01:25:36Who hasn't played this far?
01:25:37Who hasn't played that?
01:25:38Because I'm like the back.
01:25:39You've never gr gå Jesus.
01:25:40And it's better to you.
01:25:41What's there, I think?
01:25:42You've been waiting.
01:25:43You've been waiting for now.
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