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00:00Oh, my God.
00:05Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:10You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicles.
00:13Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:15He's really killing my vibe.
00:16If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:19If I flirt, then we get to ride in left with luxury.
00:21Savage. God, I love you.
00:23No, no, Stella, please.
00:25Relax, Enzo.
00:30I'm just having a little fun.
00:32I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:36No, I do. I do.
00:38Seriously, it was just, you know, we need to...
00:46What did I do?
00:47What was that?
00:48Did I just kill someone?
00:50Oh, my God.
00:51No, no, no, no.
00:52You didn't do this.
00:54This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:56So, actually, it's on him.
01:00No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
01:02Yeah?
01:03But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
01:05So this is your fault!
01:06No, no, no.
01:07Enzo, Enzo, please.
01:09You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:11If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
01:15Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
01:18A low-class nobody.
01:20They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
01:23Yeah, dude.
01:24What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
01:26And so, I'm begging you.
01:28I know how you feel about me.
01:29I'll make it worth your while once you're free,
01:31and then we can finally be together.
01:33How does that sound?
01:34What is that sound?
01:41Okay, I'll do it.
01:44Wait for me.
01:45I'll be back.
01:46Okay.
01:47We have to go.
01:48Wait.
01:49Wait.
01:50Wait.
01:51Wait.
01:52Wait.
01:53Wait.
01:54Wait.
01:55Put your hands in the air.
02:00Oh, Stella.
02:01Oh, my gosh.
02:03Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
02:05Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
02:07Yeah.
02:08I'd love to, but...
02:09I don't have the money right now.
02:11Oh, you know what?
02:12That's okay.
02:13You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
02:14Alright?
02:15Here it's in the safe.
02:18Behind a painting in the closet.
02:20The code is 0814.
02:220814.
02:23And he's on a business trip,
02:24so he shouldn't notice it.
02:25Perfect.
02:26Don't tell anyone about it, alright?
02:29The account is linked to my father's trust,
02:30which has billions of dollars,
02:33so it's basically a blanket book.
02:35You don't say.
02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
02:42Write yourself a check for however much you want.
02:44This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
02:47What are you talking about Stella?
02:49What are you doing right now?
02:51Don't look at me like that.
02:53You offered to help.
02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
02:55I gave your father a job.
02:57I let you both move in with me.
02:59I paid you.
03:00I fed you.
03:02Stella, I'm in love with you.
03:07How sweet.
03:09But I'd rather die
03:10than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like yourself.
03:13Your family might be rich,
03:14but your social suicide...
03:16So if you'll excuse me,
03:17I'm going to spend your family's fortune
03:19with the man of my dream.
03:20No.
03:21While you rot in jail.
03:22Bye-bye.
03:23No.
03:24Stella, please.
03:25Please.
03:26Why?
03:27Why?
03:28Why, Stella?
03:29Enzo Quinn,
03:30heir to the Quinn fortune,
03:32has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
03:35Facing a ten-year sentence,
03:37Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
03:38Enzo!
03:40Billy?
03:41Give me a second.
03:42Please.
03:43Please give me a second.
03:44Please.
03:45I didn't do it.
03:46I didn't do it, okay?
03:47You have to blame me.
03:48I know.
03:49Of course you didn't.
03:50This isn't you.
03:51Just give me some time.
03:52My dad's a lawyer.
03:53I'll figure out a way to get you out.
03:55I...
03:56I...
03:57I never even give you the time of day.
03:58I was a jerk to you.
03:59Why would you help me?
04:01Well...
04:02When you love someone,
04:04you don't need a reason.
04:06Here.
04:07Just take this, okay?
04:11That's enough.
04:12Let's go.
04:13I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.
04:15I'll leave no stone unturned.
04:16I should've noticed you.
04:18I...
04:19I should've been there for you.
04:20Let's go.
04:26That little tramp.
04:27What a fucking simp.
04:33What should we buy first?
04:34A new getaway car?
04:35No.
04:36We need to be smart about this.
04:38That troll Lily's already sniffing around.
04:40Dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
04:43Shit.
04:44And Enzo already knows.
04:45It's us as soon as he tips her off.
04:49Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
04:51How do we do that?
04:53Babe.
04:54We have all the money in the world.
04:56We'll just pay someone to do it.
05:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:03Please don't leave me.
05:04No, no, no, no, no.
05:06Stella.
05:07Send her regards.
05:19I'm so sorry, Lily.
05:22If I could go back in time,
05:24I would cherish every moment with you.
05:26And I would make Stella pay.
05:28I would make Stella pay.
05:29I would make Stella pay.
05:31What is this?
05:54Echo, are you alright?
05:56Really?
06:04Hi! Oh, thank god it's you.
06:10Oh, that must have been a dream.
06:12Are you feeling okay? You just fainted while we were studying.
06:14Studying?
06:165, 7, 1, 2...
06:26Enzo, what's wrong?
06:30Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
06:33It's the 30th of August. The season just started. Is everything okay?
06:38Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?
06:45There's no blood and no scar. I can give him another chance to make things right.
06:54What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose!
06:58Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him. Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
07:03I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.
07:05You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
07:08What did you just say, you PBS looking bitch?
07:14Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
07:18No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
07:21Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
07:24Stella, send your regards.
07:28I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
07:33After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took me for granted.
07:40But now, I can get revenge.
07:43Stella, is your little lapdog gonna obey?
07:45What? No, he's literally obsessed with me.
07:48He does whatever I say.
07:50Watch.
07:52Enzo, forget about Tony.
07:54Why don't you look at me a soda?
07:56It's so hot out here and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
08:02Sure.
08:03Stella, anything for you.
08:05Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
08:08You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
08:10I know, he's so cringe.
08:12He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
08:15I give his life purpose.
08:17I consider him a charity case.
08:18Shh.
08:19He's coming back.
08:20He's practically drooling like a dog.
08:22Careful, he may start umping your leg.
08:24What took you so long?
08:26No wonder you're not on the football team.
08:32Give it to me.
08:33Here.
08:39Must be thirsty.
08:41Thanks, Enzo.
08:42Whoa, I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
08:45Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?
08:48What are you doing?
08:49That was for me.
08:50No, I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.
08:53Are you on your last brain cell?
08:55Who do you think you're talking to?
08:57Who do you think you're talking to?
08:58Hmm?
08:59Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune
09:03when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
09:07Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
09:11What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
09:15Oh, is that what she said?
09:17Fine.
09:18Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
09:22Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
09:25Hey, leave him alone.
09:27Aww, they're protecting each other.
09:30Just like stray dogs at the pound.
09:33Tony, save your energy.
09:35Just let me talk to him.
09:41Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what,
09:44but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
09:47And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
09:52Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
09:57I can't just cut her off now.
09:59If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
10:05You're right.
10:07I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
10:11I knew it.
10:12You never could resist me.
10:14This isn't how to get my attention.
10:17I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
10:21Think you can do that?
10:23Of course.
10:25Good!
10:26Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac, then maybe I'll forgive you.
10:32And fuck it up, she'll make you lick her shoes.
10:35Aw, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
10:36Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
10:37We're gonna get a jinx on the big game.
10:38Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria, my treat.
10:40Every meal there's like $200.
10:41What, like that's expensive?
10:42Invite everybody.
10:43Let's make it a party.
10:44Except for you two, cause they have a dress code.
10:45I don't think you'd get in.
10:46Oh, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
10:47Hey, come on, hallelujah.
10:48How are you?
10:49Arbor, hallelujah.
10:50Yeah, hallelujah.
10:51That's the way.
10:52So, hallelujah, hallelujah!
10:53Oh, hallelujah, hallelujah.
10:54That's quite nice.
10:55We've wasted enough time with these losers.
10:56I'm gonna get a jinkx on the big game.
10:59Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
11:01My treat.
11:02Every meal there's like $200.
11:03What, like that's expensive?
11:04Invite everybody, let's make it a party.
11:07Except for you two, cause they have a dress code.
11:09Stella is such a snake. After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son.
11:19Sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. I know you like her.
11:27Nope. She means nothing to me now.
11:30I never realized that you're always by my side and I will never ignore you again.
11:42Did you mean it?
11:44I promise.
11:47Let's go.
11:51Lily!
11:53Hey!
11:55How many times do I have to tell this mouth breather I don't drink milk?
11:58Why would I care about that? I got this tray for Lily.
12:02You're just making me jealous? This is payback for Tony?
12:05Definitely payback of some kind.
12:06He's just like a lap dog. Just begging for her crumbs.
12:10I could have any guy that I want. You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
12:15Oh yeah? Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you. Around that street corner where you work.
12:21You want to say that again?
12:22You guys, come on. Stop. It's going too far.
12:29If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
12:34Alright guys, bring your leftovers over here. I'm worried this beta cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.
12:38Tony, come on. Stop it.
12:43What's the matter? I strike a nerve?
12:48This little lap dog can bite, huh?
12:51Get him, Tony. I'll pay for his medical bill later.
12:55There's a limit to my patience.
12:57Tony, people are watching.
12:58What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
13:08Come on then, fight back!
13:10You're a pussy. A nobody.
13:12Bitch son of a broke servant.
13:17Oh, fuck!
13:19If you think fighting is going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
13:22Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
13:24Hey, what is going on here?
13:26Enzo, you're bleeding.
13:29Enzo, you're bleeding.
13:30I'm fine. I'm fine.
13:31Principal Harris. Thank you.
13:32Enzo started it. It's his fault.
13:34I don't care who started it.
13:35All involved will be punished.
13:37Including you, Little Miss...
13:40Stella Quinn.
13:42As in heir to the Quinn Corporation?
13:44You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
13:48You mean your family is the anonymous donor that gave $100 million to the school?
13:54Yep, I am.
13:55If that little simp wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
14:00That two-faced bitch.
14:02Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
14:05Fine. She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
14:09It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
14:11Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly.
14:14Listen, young man. This is grounds for expulsion. I'm going to call your parents right now.
14:21We didn't do any-
14:22No, no, no, no, Lily.
14:23This is unacceptable.
14:25You're right. We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
14:28Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
14:31I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
14:35Nice one, Enzo. Now you're going to get your family thrown out on the streets.
14:38That's okay. They're used to tents and park benches.
14:41No, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
14:47If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined. Everyone will know I'm not the real heir. I can't let that happen.
14:53I'll save you the suffering. If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
14:59Stella, why are you acting nervous? Isn't he the son of your servant?
15:03Stella, make this punk suffer.
15:05Enzo knows what he did wrong and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
15:11No, no, no, no, no, no. I have not learned my lesson.
15:15You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
15:18Can you just drop it? Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
15:22I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
15:30Are you okay? Do you need to say anything?
15:32I'm fine. I'm fine. You okay?
15:33Yeah.
15:35The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
15:39Yo, look at that beauty. Sex on wheels.
15:42I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
15:44I've seen her get in it before.
15:45If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
15:48Hey, if you're that desperate, then...
15:52I might know a guy.
15:56Hey, unlock the door, man.
16:01Hey!
16:03Kevin, what are you doing, man? I said unlock the door.
16:09I don't have time to drive you home today.
16:11I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
16:14Hey! Hey! No, excuse me.
16:17Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
16:19Watch your tone, kid.
16:20I know you've been pining after my daughter.
16:23If you want to get with her, I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
16:29Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus, if anyone.
16:35Kevin! What? I'm not messing around! Open the door!
16:38God, he's shameless.
16:39Hey, guys. You wanted to meet Stella's father, right? Here he is. A penniless fucking driver.
16:46Keep bluffing! We all know you're gonna start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
16:51Oh, yeah, right. I totally forgot. I'm so madly in love with her. I'm so madly in love with her.
16:57That's right. No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet, she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
17:07Kevin, I'll say this one more time. Open this door or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss is, okay? Everyone is replaceable.
17:22What's up with this kid today? He's got more attitude than usual.
17:27Great timing, Stella. Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend were trying to hitch a ride.
17:32Well, here comes Stella. She can teach this sucker a lesson.
17:35Oh, no. It looks like we don't have room for you guys today. Since I'm so giving, here's some bus fare.
17:46You know, Stella, I really underestimated you. Had a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
17:52You want a repeat in the cafeteria, buddy?
17:54Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
17:58If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not gonna fall for your little tantrum.
18:03Oh, yeah? Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?
18:08Tony, open the door.
18:09Tony, open the door.
18:13Have fun with your fugly church mouse, busboy.
18:19Open the door!
18:23Hey, look, it's fine. I can make my own way home. It's fine.
18:24No! From now on, I'm gonna start taking care of you, okay? Beginning with this.
18:33Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
18:37Dude, you can stop pretending, man! They're already gone!
18:40You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
18:45God, Lily, are you brain dead? Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
18:52Come on, Lily, stop.
18:53Aw, I think they're meant for each other. Like bacne and body odor.
18:59Keep laughing, guys. Any moment now, you're gonna find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
19:04Stop pretending, man! We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
19:10What a moron. If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way.
19:16Aw, instead you went and spazzed out. And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
19:22The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
19:27Just you wait. Watch. That car will be turning around in three?
19:33Let's stay back. I want to watch this blow up in his face.
19:36Two? Dude's really committed to the bit. One.
19:46Two? Half-bit son!
19:48Five?
19:50Five!
19:51Five. Three!
19:52Five? Five. Same here!
19:55Five. Three!
19:56Big one.
19:59Five! Six!
20:00Four! Five. Six.
20:01Big one. One. One. One. One. Off-asonic!
20:03Six foot! Three!
20:04Five! One. Two! One. One. One. Two! One. The back!
20:07Four! Two! Three! Five! One. Two! Three! One. Four! One. Eight. One. Four! Commonwealth.
20:12Four! Unites. One! Five! Four!
20:14Five! Ninth! One! Four!
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