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00:00Why do we have to walk? Why don't we have a car?
00:13Because we can't afford a car. Daddy, are we poor?
00:19When I was younger, I had a lot of cars and money, but no love. Now I don't have money,
00:27but I have you and Mommy, and that's more important to me than all the cars in the world.
00:33I love you.
00:40Now go.
00:57Hey!
01:07Are you okay? Is anything hurt?
01:10Get away from my daughter, you sick pervert!
01:12Hey, hey, wait a minute, okay? Hey!
01:14Stay away from them!
01:15Hey, just be careful!
01:17Back off! Or I'll call the cops!
01:19Tell them some pedophile is hanging around outside the school!
01:24Daddy?
01:27Sweetie.
01:28Okay, alright, just calm down, alright?
01:30I just saved your daughter from being hit by a car. I'm just trying to help.
01:33Oh, really?
01:34Yeah.
01:35Because it looked to me like you were trying to cop a feel, you sicko.
01:38What do you do? Just hang around outside schools looking to grab little girls?
01:43Leave my dad alone.
01:45You talk to me with respect, you dirty little brat.
01:49You're not in your trailer park anymore.
01:52Stop it, she's nine.
01:54Darcy?
01:55Do you know this little girl?
01:58I don't want you to talk to her.
02:00I don't want you to look at her.
02:02I don't want you to be friends with her.
02:04She's beneath you.
02:06She's dirty, white trash.
02:12Okay, that's enough!
02:14He hit me!
02:16Oh, God.
02:17He hit me!
02:18He hit me!
02:19He hit me!
02:20What's going on?
02:21Principal Stevens, that man assaulted me and tried to grab my daughter.
02:25No, I just saved her daughter. I'm the crossing guard.
02:28I know you're the crossing guard.
02:30It creeps us all out.
02:31All of our other guards are retired seniors.
02:34Why aren't you out looking for a real job?
02:37He does it to stare at the kids.
02:40All right, I've had enough of you.
02:43You're fired!
02:45Let's get him away from my school.
02:49No!
02:50Please!
02:51Please!
02:52Not in front of my daughter!
02:53Daddy?
02:54Please!
02:55Patty!
02:56Patty!
03:10Mr. Parker, you're not an easy man to find.
03:14But it's an honor to finally meet you.
03:18My last name's Harrington.
03:20It's not Parker.
03:21You have the wrong guy.
03:23Well, that's pretty obvious.
03:25I assure you.
03:26We have the right man.
03:28We just need a word, sir.
03:29About what?
03:30He's just a messed up loser.
03:32Yeah, why would you ever bow down to someone like him?
03:35They're right.
03:36You shouldn't have to bow down to me.
03:38You can go now.
03:39I'm not leaving until we talk.
03:41Hey, sluts.
03:44You dare?
03:45You made a mistake.
03:47He's just a messed up pedophile who hangs out around schools.
03:57Wait, what are you doing?
04:01Come on.
04:02Cover your hands.
04:04Cover your hands.
04:06Maybe Karen's like you make mistakes.
04:08I don't.
04:09He is who I say he is, and you will show me respect.
04:12Get off me, you dumb bitch!
04:13Hold her down!
04:14No!
04:15No, please!
04:17You changed your last name, but you were born Jack Parker, the son of Thomas Parker, the
04:26heir to Prestige Industries, and now one of the richest men on Earth.
04:33Mr. Parker.
04:34What the hell?
04:35You can't just come in here and beat up a parent.
04:38Not at my school.
04:39Don't worry.
04:40It's not your school anymore.
04:42What are you talking about?
04:45Prestige Industries is this school's primary domain, which means you're fired.
04:50Expect a call within an hour.
04:52How?
04:56Patty?
04:57Are we really rich?
04:58I need you to go inside, okay, honey?
05:00Go.
05:09Marie Myers, Senior Legal Counsel for your father's company.
05:14Yeah, I figure.
05:16You know that he disowned me when my mother died.
05:18Threw me out on the streets as a child.
05:21I went from having everything to worrying if I was going to starve to death.
05:25So you can go and tell my father that I want nothing to do.
05:29I'm afraid I can't do that.
05:32He's dead.
05:35In his will, he named you as his only heir.
05:39I will never take my father's money.
05:41I swore it on my mother's grave.
05:42Your vow to your mother is noble.
05:44But what about your foster mother, Grace?
05:47You could save her with that money.
05:48They're gonna kick me out if I can't pay, Jack.
05:49I need this machine to breathe.
05:50I'll get the money.
05:51I swear.
05:52I know that money's due today.
05:53You're a stay-at-home dad, Jack.
05:54Living off your wife's family.
05:55You can't save Grace without this money.
05:56I will find it another way.
05:57Without taking a dime from that bastard.
05:58Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk to some banks about a loan.
05:59Who is that guy?
06:00That is the richest man on planet.
06:02I'll get the money.
06:03I'll get the money.
06:04I'll get the money.
06:05I swear.
06:06I know that money's due today.
06:07You're a stay-at-home dad, Jack.
06:08Living off your wife's family.
06:09You can't save Grace without this money.
06:12I will find it another way.
06:15Without taking a dime from that bastard.
06:17Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk to some banks about a loan.
06:25Who is that guy?
06:26That is the richest man on planet Earth.
06:30Even if he won't admit it yet.
06:42And so, Mother, for your retirement, my husband and I have gotten you this diamond necklace.
06:57It's so stunning.
06:59Not as stunning as you, Agnes.
07:06Well, our present is not as beautiful as my dear sisters.
07:12But it is faster.
07:17I hope it fits.
07:22Oh, my.
07:25Guys, is it to the Maserati I wanted?
07:29It's almost too much.
07:35Up next, our youngest sister, Sophia.
07:39And her husband, Jack.
07:44Oh.
07:46Happy retirement, Mom.
07:48I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were giving gifts today.
07:52Didn't realize or couldn't afford one.
07:58Sophia, if you were having money problems, we could have given you a loan.
08:02You're such a good son-in-law.
08:04Unlike your husband, Sophia, who didn't even bother to show up.
08:08I don't know where he is. I've been trying to get a hold of him all day, but there must have been an emergency.
08:14What kind of emergency could happen to a stay-at-home dad?
08:16You must stay-at-home dad.
08:17Was there a life-or-death laundry disaster?
08:24Hey, do you mean nice to my dad?
08:26Or what, you little half-peasant brat?
08:29What's wrong with you? She's a child.
08:31Exactly. And I specifically put on my invitation to this party, adults only.
08:36I couldn't afford a sitter.
08:39Well, here. This should shut you up.
08:43Hey! No, Christian!
08:46It's you! Where are you? She's a-watching!
08:50I told you!
08:52Jesus, there is always something with you!
08:55Darling, why don't you take the little urchin to where her crying won't ruin the party that she planned?
09:01Brilliant idea, my love.
09:02Oh, my God! No, Christian! Where are you going?
09:07She can't breathe!
09:09Calm down, my sweet sister-in-law.
09:12You can't handle your spa.
09:14We'll do it now.
09:16Leave her alone! She's having an allergic reaction!
09:23Please, Christian, what are you doing?
09:26Fishing her! Something you never do!
09:29Let her go! She needs her everything!
09:30Oh, calm down.
09:33She couldn't die!
09:35Oh, my God!
09:37Can you stop being so dramatic?
09:39Mother, you have to stop this! Please!
09:41Well, she can come out when she starts behaving.
09:44Please!
09:46Hey, I'm coming!
09:48Hey!
09:50Hey, I can't hear you! I'm coming, please! I'm coming, please!
09:53I'm coming, please!
09:55Somebody help me!
09:56Mom!
09:57What the hell is going on?!
09:59What the hell is going on?!
10:02Where is my daughter?
10:03Jack, help!
10:04Hayley!
10:05Sophia, here, here, here, here, here.
10:06I've got you! I've got you, I've got you, it's okay?
10:07Mom!
10:08Mom!
10:09Help!
10:10Hey!
10:11Sophia, here, here, here, here.
10:12I've got you.
10:13I've got you.
10:14It's okay.
10:15Mom!
10:16Mom!
10:19Daddy!
10:21All right.
10:22You need to close your eyes with this, okay?
10:24You're done with this.
10:25Ready?
10:31Daddy.
10:34Daddy, I won't curse you.
10:36She locks me in the closet.
10:39What the hell is wrong with you?
10:44You don't talk to my wife that way.
10:46I was taking care of the child.
10:49Sophia was having a hard time doing it,
10:51and you just disappeared for the day.
10:53You evil baby.
10:54Jack, it's okay.
10:56Let's just go.
10:58No.
10:59We can't go yet.
11:00I went to every bank in town today,
11:02and not a single one gave me a loan.
11:04I'll get the money.
11:06I swear.
11:08There's no other choice, Sophia.
11:12Agnes, can I talk to you in private for a moment?
11:15To apologize for coming late to my retirement party, empty-handed,
11:21looking like you just came from a construction site?
11:26No.
11:27Oh, to apologize for berating and embarrassing my sweet daughter in front of everyone?
11:34It's just...
11:35It's just what?
11:36Whatever it is you have to say, you can say it before everyone.
11:40Agnes, I need to borrow $100,000.
11:46Blaine gave me a diamond necklace, and Chad gave me a Maserati, but you come in here late to my retirement party, my special day, and ask me for money.
12:08Money?
12:09I'm sorry, okay?
12:10I wouldn't ask if it wasn't an emergency, Agnes.
12:13It's my foster mother.
12:15Grace can't pay her medical bills, and they're gonna kick her out.
12:18If that happens, she'll die.
12:21I promise, okay?
12:22I will pay you back as soon as I can.
12:24With what?
12:25With money, Jack.
12:26You have nothing.
12:29If she raised you, she can't be worth saving.
12:33And if I were her, I'd just roll over and die.
12:37Mother, that's horrible.
12:38You don't raise your voice.
12:41Have you forgotten how to act in a polite society?
12:44It's not her fault, Mother.
12:46She married a peasant.
12:47Of course she's gonna pick up his manners.
12:49Honestly, Agnes, you're a saint for letting someone like Jack inside the house.
12:54Well, wouldn't have.
12:56Except I thought he was here to mow my lawn.
13:00In fact, that's an idea.
13:03If you want the money, then you can work for me and clean up after my doggies.
13:08Jack, don't do that.
13:09They have no idea with one phone call, I could have more money than they'll ever see in their lives.
13:15But no, I made a vow.
13:18Agnes, if you give me the money, I'll do whatever you ask me to, okay?
13:23I'll be your lawn boy, I'll clean up after your dog's poo, okay?
13:27I just want to save my mom.
13:29Foster mom!
13:30You're an orphan.
13:32You have no family.
13:34Yes, he does.
13:35Sophia, be very careful.
13:38You rely on my charity.
13:40Charity?
13:41Really?
13:42You work her 80 hours a week at your company and yet you pay her next to nothing.
13:47Daddy!
13:48How dare you come in here and tell me how to treat my daughter?
13:54You are a freeloading con man who stole her away from me.
14:00If you want the money to save your precious little fake mommy,
14:04then you can get down on your knees and beg me for a job.
14:09Jack, don't, don't do that.
14:13It's fine.
14:15It's only the second worst way to get the money.
14:17What can possibly be worse than this?
14:20I will never take my father's money.
14:22I swore it on my mother's grave, breaking a vow.
14:34Agnes, I beg you, can I get a job please?
14:38Beg me to pick up my dog's feces.
14:43Can I please pick up your dog's feces?
14:48Now tell me that you're a horrible son-in-law.
14:53I'm a horrible son-in-law.
14:55And tell me that you're a horrible husband.
14:59Mother, stop.
15:00I'm a horrible husband.
15:03Now I want you to tell me that you're a horrible father to a little monster.
15:13No.
15:14What?
15:16I'm not gonna say that.
15:18And fuck you for asking me.
15:20How dare you?
15:22Now, get out of my house.
15:40I will.
15:42In a moment.
15:44Jack, what are you doing?
15:45Getting the money.
15:47The worst way possible.
15:49And tell my father that I want nothing to do with him.
15:53Jack.
15:55Some things are worth breaking a vow for.
16:03Miss Myers, I've changed my mind.
16:06I agree to your terms.
16:08I'll become my father's heir.
16:10What?
16:11Father?
16:12I thought he was an orphan.
16:14What's he talking about?
16:16I don't know.
16:19I'll explain everything later, okay?
16:22Right now, I gotta go save my foster mom.
16:34Hey, beautiful.
16:35You care taking care of mommy while I'm gone?
16:41That's my girl.
16:42And as for the rest of you, I'll be dealing with you later.
16:47Because I think my ride's here.
16:50Thanks for the cake.
16:51Someone picking you up in a scooter?
16:53Oh, I know. A skateboard for two.
16:57The drive way's the other way.
17:00I'm aware, mother.
17:02Oh, and, uh, sorry about your rose garden.
17:04What about him?
17:06What about him?
17:19He destroyed my garden!
17:20My garden!
17:21That's...
17:22my dad.
17:36Sir, you're right away, sir.
17:37I see you right away, sir.
17:41No!
17:43No!
17:45It looks confused
17:50Fuck the Spectrum already!
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