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00:01Hey, you were of coffee, right?
00:02I did.
00:03Thanks.
00:06Oh, no!
00:07Oh!
00:08Oh!
00:09Oh!
00:10Oh!
00:15That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag!
00:19Well, you try to spill the coffee on me first.
00:21Where are your manners?
00:23That's it.
00:24Enough playing games.
00:25Where is your ticket?
00:26Word of advice.
00:28That's nicely next time.
00:30Where's my ticket?
00:37Doesn't look like there will be a next time.
00:41See this, folks?
00:43Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
00:46This kid came off the plane.
00:48Shh!
00:49We got this, thank you.
00:50Time's up, buddy.
00:51Listen, I have a ticket.
00:52How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
00:54I mean, look at this.
00:55You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard!
00:59You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
01:00You're the one who tried-
01:01No, listen.
01:02This is going to be one of two ways.
01:04Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
01:10Got it?
01:12Mr.
01:13Ask me nicely.
01:14And you think airport security is going to listen to you?
01:17Over me.
01:19Of course they will.
01:21FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air, and hence wings, right?
01:27With an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge.
01:32So, yes.
01:33Who the hell do you think you are?
01:35I own this airline.
01:36That's it.
01:37Enough playtime.
01:38Let's go.
01:39Get out.
01:40Get out.
01:41And who do you think you are to touch me?
01:50A ninja or something.
01:55Ninja or something, that's it, we've got to get him out of here.
01:57I'm calling airport security.
01:59This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger,
02:02and Maple Airlines says they have the best service
02:04in the industry.
02:06Give me that phone.
02:07That video needs to be deleted.
02:10Not a chance.
02:11The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
02:14She's right, this needs to be documented.
02:17Delete that video,
02:19or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
02:22For life!
02:25Ma'am, you have to see this.
02:33What on earth?
02:35Contact the pilot for that flight,
02:36and tell them to delay takeoff.
02:38I'm going on board.
02:48You don't understand.
02:50That man snuck on board without a ticket.
02:52He's a stowaway.
02:53That's right, folks.
02:54For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane, okay?
02:58This is for your own safety.
03:00He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
03:02Kick him out.
03:03Yeah!
03:04Fuck that guy.
03:05Last thing I need is some hobo derail on my travel plans.
03:08Attention passengers.
03:09Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
03:13Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
03:17But hang tight, we'll be in the air shortly.
03:20We really appreciate your patience.
03:22God damn it.
03:23This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
03:26Somebody call airport security.
03:28What a shit show.
03:30This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
03:32Calm down.
03:33Ladies and gents.
03:34I have a ticket.
03:35Okay?
03:36If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
03:39It's time to go.
03:40Keep your hands off my property.
03:42Sorry, but we're at capacity.
03:43No room for dead weight like you.
03:44Dead weight?
03:45Well, I think you two are the dead weight on my property.
04:03What property?
04:05You're poor.
04:06Your property is trash.
04:08I'm warning you.
04:10Which is why this is going out the window.
04:15How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
04:36You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
04:43This was a gift from my late wife.
04:48Maple Airlines is named after her.
04:51Do you realize whose honor you've disgraced?
04:53Sure.
04:54A lot of people are named Maple.
04:56You can claim whatever you want.
04:58Doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
05:05Well, one thing's for sure.
05:06This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have wasted trying to get you off this flight.
05:12The sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
05:16See?
05:17We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
05:20Don't you dare.
05:21Look, I don't care.
05:25Whatever you are.
05:26You want money?
05:27I have plenty.
05:28But more than that, who I am makes me a nightmare for people like you.
05:37Airport security, we've got a passenger stirring up trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451.
05:46Yes, send someone now.
05:49Are you threatening us?
05:51We work for Maple Airlines, owned by the richest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
05:56You are so dead.
05:58I'm Jet Hawkins.
06:00Wait till these dimwits find out I'm their boss.
06:03This guitar better not be broken.
06:05Because if it is...
06:07You'll what?
06:08Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary?
06:16I won't be the one begging.
06:18You will.
06:19Who's the one stirring up trouble?
06:21That man with the guitar!
06:23He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
06:26Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
06:30He could be hiding a bomb in there.
06:32Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
06:34Oh my god, quick!
06:35Take the case!
06:36Hurry up before we all die!
06:38Sir, you're not gonna ask twice.
06:40Get your hands off the case.
06:43None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
06:47He is nothing but a bottom feeding ground staff.
06:51We're all literally leagues above him.
06:54If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork,
06:58I would gladly open my case and show you all.
07:02Don't fall for it! It's a trap!
07:04Don't fucking trust him! He's a terrorist!
07:14What's all this fuss about?
07:16Man.
07:17Sir, I'm Evelyn, lead flight attendant.
07:29Here at Maple Airlines, we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
07:34And I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar.
07:39Isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
07:42I'm undercover so it's best not to cause a scene and reveal my identity.
07:48You seem trustworthy.
07:50Unlike...
07:52You.
08:09Watch out, Tyler.
08:10This is the customer service hour airline is so well known for.
08:22You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
08:27My bad.
08:28You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for it.
08:35Deadline's Friday.
08:36But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity-dink old guitar
08:42might be completely worthless.
08:46That's for you.
08:50That's what I thought.
08:51Baggage boy.
08:52My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany for me.
09:14Let me remind you, the company you work for is named after her.
09:23Why is he so serious?
09:24Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
09:29She was a saint.
09:30Offering jobs to the homeless gave him the second chance.
09:33But you...
09:34Get your dirty fingers off me, please.
09:36You?
09:37Arrogant, stuck-up pricks.
09:39Think you get to decide who's first class?
09:42Who's econ class?
09:43Who's econ class?
09:44When you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
09:48You're both disgraced to humanity.
09:53Security!
09:54Here!
09:56This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
09:59Good God!
10:00Somebody tackle that man!
10:02Sylvia, I give you ten seconds to get here.
10:05Right now.
10:06Sylvia...
10:08Stone?
10:09Uh, she's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jet Hawking's.
10:14God, you just won't stop pretending.
10:17Well, when Sylvia Stone gets here, with my ticket showing who I am, you'll all cower in fear.
10:25Are you all watching this clown show?
10:28This grounds crew worker couldn't even shine Ms. Stone's shoes.
10:32Let alone get her on the phone.
10:35Don't believe that man!
10:36Throw him out!
10:37Throw him out!
10:38Throw him out!
10:39Throw him out!
10:40Throw him out!
10:41Throw him out!
10:42Throw him out!
10:43Throw him out!
10:44Throw him out!
10:45Throw him out!
10:46Throw him out!
10:51Did someone piss off my boss?
10:53Oh my god, that's the VP.
10:55She like, runs shit here.
10:57Claire is beyond fucked.
11:00Explain this.
11:02Ms. Stone, this baggage boy snuck into first class without a ticket.
11:07He's delayed the flight and we're having him removed.
11:10Having him removed?
11:12Is this how you treat first class passengers?
11:16Take a good look at the nightmare you've created for us.
11:23Great work everyone.
11:25Thanks to you, our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past 20 minutes.
11:30Don't blame me!
11:32Blame this fraud who snuck on board without a ticket and insisted on sitting in first class.
11:38Who says he doesn't have a ticket?
11:42Sir, you dropped your ticket just before boarding.
11:46I wanted to make sure you received it.
11:48So, you're really the chief?
11:55That's what they call me.
11:59Chief.
12:00The CEO, Mr. Hawkins, only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile.
12:06They're not going.
12:08First class.
12:09Well, now that I've proven I belong here oh so precious.
12:13First class.
12:14Now that I care about status.
12:17I do expect reparations to be made.
12:20Reparations.
12:22What the hell did you do to him?
12:25I'm so sorry.
12:26I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry.
12:29Sir, sir, I made him a mistake.
12:31Oh good.
12:34I told you what would happen if you judged people by their covers.
12:37You two broke my wife's guitar.
12:42She gave that to me the day the airline opened.
12:45I did, I made a terrible mistake.
12:48It's a hole.
12:51Sir, I'm so sorry.
12:54It, it's all our fault.
12:56No, no this isn't your fault.
12:57You don't have to worry.
12:58No, no.
12:59I, I'm their team leader and I have to take responsibility.
13:02Now this girl Evelyn is the right kind of leadership I value at our company.
13:07I am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in LA.
13:11And if you're willing to trust me, I can ask him to piece your guitar back together.
13:16You dimwits are fired and I'll see to it that you never work for another airline company ever again.
13:28Affected immediately, your employment with Maple Airlines has been terminated.
13:33Please, please, give us another chance.
13:36Please.
13:37No, no, no, no, no.
13:38Please, out of my way.
13:39Please.
13:40Please.
13:41No.
13:42Please.
13:43No.
13:44No.
13:45No.
13:46No.
13:47No.
13:48What did I go?
13:50Give me another chance.
13:51No.
13:52Tyler.
13:53Please.
13:54No.
13:55Five years of sacrifice for that?
13:58Ouch.
14:00I just saved your company.
14:02This is your thank you.
14:04That was a lucky guess.
14:05But I will thank you.
14:10By marrying you.
14:15Wow, you don't miss a beat, do you?
14:18I just got dumped and you're asking me to marry you.
14:21Don't be so full of yourself.
14:24I'm just trying to help you get revenge.
14:26Don't you want to see her reaction tonight when I announce at the signing ceremony that you are my husband?
14:32Interesting turn of events.
14:35Okay.
14:37Miss Charlotte Sinclair, I hereby promise you, come hell or high water, as long as you are my wife, I will treasure and protect you each and every day.
14:46You protect me?
14:49Do you have any idea what kind of trouble I'm in?
14:52Like I said, come hell or high water, I will keep you safe.
14:56I will resolve all your troubles.
14:58So confident.
15:02Then can you get me King's Corps investment?
15:05God, that's nothing.
15:07Give me the proposal for the energy project and I'll handle the rest.
15:11I promise, I can get you that ten billion.
15:15Ten billion?
15:16Be lucky if I can get one billion.
15:19Trust me.
15:23Sent.
15:25Now, let's go get married.
15:28Oh, you mean right now?
15:34We're really married now.
15:35I'm going to go refresh my makeup.
15:38I'll be back in a few minutes to announce that you are my husband.
15:45I get along quite nicely with Lady Sinclair, in fact, but Hannah, who do you think you are?
15:51You haven't even signed her contract yet and you're acting as if you own this place.
15:54Hannah is the youngest female biomedical researcher to win a Nobel Prize and only Lady Sinclair is rich enough to hire Dr. Hannah to work for her.
16:05Impressive.
16:07Charlotte Sinclair must really value you then.
16:10Of course. That's why Lady Sinclair had us place this golden table for Dr. Hannah to sign her contract.
16:17Yeah, even the pen is a limited edition to Baldy model.
16:22Altogether, it's worth eight million.
16:25All this is just material garbage for people like you to show off with.
16:30I couldn't care less about it.
16:32But if I wanted to, Charlotte Sinclair would gift me this without a second thought.
16:37Oh, please.
16:39Don't act like you're above all this.
16:41Everyone loves money.
16:43Oh, he's bluffing.
16:45But he's pathetic.
16:46He'll be shaking in his boots as soon as Lady Sinclair arrives.
16:49Oh, you're gonna become the laughingstock of the city when Lady Sinclair exposes you, Kingsley.
16:57What a pathetic fraud. He's a liar.
17:00Mark my words, Hannah.
17:02When Lady Sinclair arrives, you'll be the one humiliating, not me.
17:07I've had enough of you.
17:09Get out!
17:14Dester!
17:16Kingsley! Stop!
17:17What a life brute you are!
17:20Working around and hurting people like this, huh?
17:23I'm utterly disgusted.
17:28And it's okay for him to attack me?
17:31Money really blinds you, doesn't it?
17:33This is Mr. Dixon's hotel.
17:35He's enjoying a piece of trash like you doesn't ruin my daughter's grand ceremony.
17:41That's mother like daughter.
17:47Both hypocritical hyenas.
17:49That's enough!
17:51Lady Sinclair will be arriving soon. We must be rid of this eyesore at once.
17:54Yeah, scram before we break your hands and knees.
17:58Better yet, crawl out of here.
18:01You're only here because you want to leech off of Dr. Hannah's wealth.
18:14Here, you can have some of mine.
18:16You just have to pick it up off the floor.
18:17So these are the wealthy elites of America.
18:24No wonder Charlotte Sinclair didn't have to try to become number one on Forbes list.
18:28You're all failures.
18:30And this woman you're all sucking up to is just an employee.
18:34Shut up!
18:36You'll be sucking up to Lady Sinclair as soon as you see her too.
18:40You're wrong.
18:42When Charlotte Sinclair arrives, you'll all be begging for mercy from us.
18:45Mercy?
18:47From you?
18:49Wake up Kingsley!
18:51I dumped you because you were a loser.
18:53And now you're also a sad, disgusting liar.
18:57You dumped me because you were blinded by money and power.
19:03I would have taken you to the top of the world, but you've shown your true colors before you could even land your first job.
19:10Top of the world!
19:12Listen to yourself!
19:14You should be happy that you're not sticking to the bottom of the ocean.
19:18How dare he!
19:20Charlotte Sinclair will arrive soon, and you will find out what you tossed away when you gave up on us.
19:25Lady Sinclair, our intelligent agents have been cut off and warned by several governments for trying to dig up information on your husband.
19:36Even government agencies would work to protect his identity?
19:40Kingsley, you've really piqued my interest now.
19:45Let's go.
19:48You don't fool me, Kingsley.
19:51You wouldn't have had to enlist in the military if you had money to begin with.
19:57Only the poor sell out their lives like that.
20:01I enlisted to protect our country.
20:03I did start with humble beginnings, but I've climbed to the very top through hard work and merit.
20:09Unlike you with your secret sponsor.
20:11What do you know about it?
20:13People invest in me because I'm the best!
20:17The elite here will have you pay the price for ruining my ceremony.
20:23You still don't get it.
20:25There is no price I can't afford to pay.
20:28Really?
20:30Because just one word from me, security will come break your limbs and throw you out.
20:34I thought you were the one for me.
20:38Who knew you'd be so cold and ignorant, Hannah?
20:44Well, brace yourself then.
20:48Because I'm going to take back everything I ever gave you.
20:52I hate you.
20:57A contract!
21:00How dare you!
21:01Security!
21:02Break his limbs!
21:03Get that bastard!
21:05Stop!
21:12Lady Sinclair!
21:14Lady Sinclair!
21:15He's finally here!
21:17You're dead meat now, Kingsley.
21:19I'm afraid you'll be very disappointed.
21:22Apologize and you might still make it out alive.
21:24I've done nothing to apologize for.
21:28This is your last chance.
21:30You can't afford to offend Lady Sinclair.
21:33What were you going to do to this man before I came in?
21:36My apologies, Lady Sinclair.
21:38A sewer rat snuck in.
21:40Who are you referring to?
21:42Him!
21:43This crazy stalker.
21:44He just won't leave my daughter alone.
21:46Stalker?
21:47He is insane!
21:49He just ripped up my contract.
21:50The madman.
21:52He tore up the contract.
21:54He claimed to be my boyfriend ever since he gave me some money in high school.
21:58And just now...
22:00He was claiming that you're his date.
22:03He's just a little wife.
22:04I've never met a more desperate man.
22:07He is your boyfriend.
22:09Please, Lady Sinclair.
22:11There's nothing between us.
22:13No need to pardon him for my sake.
22:15Punishing as much as you want?
22:17That fool was disrespecting you.
22:20He said he'd even give you that eight million dollar gold-plated desk and fountain pen if he asks.
22:25We were just about to have security break his limbs and toss him out.
22:27Yes, we were trying to get rid of him before you came.
22:30It's just, you arrived earlier than we expected.
22:33Oh!
22:35Are you saying that I've interrupted you then?
22:38But don't.
22:39No, of course not.
22:40I'll get rid of him now.
22:44Are they telling the truth?
22:46Indeed they were.
22:48I'll admit, you've got guts.
22:51Then you should also admit, you admire that, don't you?
22:57Are you crazy, Kingsley?
22:59Do you know who you're talking to?
23:01He's harassing Lady Sinclair.
23:03Not only is Lady Sinclair number one on Forbes lists, she's also British royalty.
23:08How dare she will destroy you, you idiot!
23:12You are the idiots.
23:13Can't you see that Lady Sinclair quite likes me?
23:18You dare to get close to Lady Sinclair like that?
23:22I'll beat you up!
23:28What's that for?
23:30Don't touch him.
23:33Oh, I get it.
23:35Lady Sinclair wants to punish him herself.
23:39Oh, he's gonna be torn to pieces.
23:41Aren't you glad you cut ties with him, Hannah?
23:45He's an idiot asking for a death wish.
23:48He would have dragged you down with him.
23:52He brought this all upon himself.
23:55Ladies and gentlemen,
23:57allow me to present to you,
24:00this is my rightful husband,
24:02Kingsley Baldwin.
24:04I'm called.
24:07Huh.
24:11Huh.
24:14God, Fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago.
24:17Where is she?
24:19Screw it.
24:21I'm going up.
24:22I'm going up.
24:27Fuckin' asshole!
24:29Woo!
24:31Stop it!
24:33You're acting like a child.
24:35As if you never saw this coming.
24:37What are you doing kissing this douchebag?
24:39Watch your mouth!
24:41I can do whatever I want,
24:43with whoever I want.
24:45Good bastard.
24:47Jesus!
24:59Eric.
25:01You and me.
25:03Are over.
25:06Fernanda.
25:08Are you serious?
25:10That pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt.
25:13Why are you doing this?
25:15Eric, I told you we're done!
25:17Why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you?
25:32Keep it.
25:34At least you'll have something to jerk off to.
25:36Oh, damn.
25:38Yeah, so...
25:40I'm rich.
25:41I'm handsome.
25:43And you...
25:44You're an unemployed loser.
25:46Let's go home and be your meat, man.
25:51Fernanda, you're the reason I even stayed at Dorsax.
25:54Shut up!
25:56Who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway?
25:59We're done.
26:04You're gonna pay for this.
26:06Hold it.
26:07You're in trouble now, bitch.
26:16And you are?
26:18It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Dorsey.
26:21I'm here to report that under my guidance,
26:24our systems are back up and running normally.
26:26You're Eric Martin!
26:28I am.
26:30You can see why my father spoke so highly of you.
26:31Idiots, do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work?
26:35Whatever.
26:37As long as the boss's son likes me, I can keep climbing the ladder.
26:41Mr. Dorsey, I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company.
26:46Right after you were fired, the system crashed.
26:50There's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge.
26:54Revenge.
26:56Revenge?
26:57What the hell are you talking about?
26:59Don't play dumb.
27:01The systems crashed right after you got fired.
27:04This couldn't have been a coincidence.
27:06Yet, you still deny it.
27:08Bullshit.
27:10You guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker.
27:13Now you're gonna blame me when the server gets hacked.
27:16None of you idiots have any shred of common sense.
27:19If you had a common sense, you'd have a job.
27:22I'm not gonna argue with you in front of Mr. Dorsey.
27:27What the hell are you trying to do?
27:28You either tell them the truth or they're gonna take you to the police station.
27:31Eric, I had no idea you were such a vengeful person.
27:36What other tricks do you have of your sleeve?
27:38Better come clean now or you're going to jail.
27:42Alright.
27:45What are you waiting for?
27:47Arrest me.
27:49Let's see if you have any real evidence.
27:52What are you doing, man? We don't got handcuffs.
27:55Really? Without a shred of remorse?
27:58Don't you know that Mr. Dorsey's gonna make your life a living hell?
28:02Mr. Dorsey, the way I see it, you should teach this asshole a lesson.
28:07Yeah, William. A scumbag like him should never get away with this.
28:11No, no.
28:12From this day on, Eric Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey Tech and all of its industry partners.
28:21You know what this means, dude? You're now kicked out of Silicon Valley, bro.
28:29I just have one question. Does Asher, the CEO, know that I've been fired?
28:40Why should the CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you? You thought you were real hot shit, didn't you?
28:47Boys, take him to the police.
28:50Yes, sir.
28:51Stop right there.
28:52There'll be no need to take him away. He's joining Hendrix Tech.
29:15All right, let's start now.
29:22All right, let's go.
29:52All right.
29:53All right.
29:54Time!
29:55Joy wins at 5 minutes and 49 seconds.
29:57Why'd she even bother? She knew she was going to lose.
29:58Maybe she wanted to kiss Joy, but needs the excuse. You know how women are. They never mean it when they say no.
30:17get awesome we had a deal you lost you're gonna kiss me in front of everyone for however long i
30:29want let her go
30:44you call this shit de-shelling a lobster who the hell are you what you're just gonna let a
31:00fucking bum walk in here he's my friend leon leave him alone
31:04your lobster is rubbery and overcooked not even my dog would eat this what the fuck did you just
31:15say to me you're missing the claws and the legs this de-shelling is incomplete the competition
31:20isn't over he's kind of right yeah you can't skip the claws in the lobster de-shelling contest well
31:27not the legs too right those suckers are tiny so what i could de-shell the claws right now
31:32ada still loses it don't change nothing
31:35then i will finish the competition for her and beat your time by half you think you can de-shell
31:43an entire lobster in under five minutes three to be exact
31:47this fucking oboe is a funny one leon it's okay i lost me this guy doesn't know what he's doing
31:58i won't lose who do you think you are the missing master chef
32:03are you up for the competition or not are you too scared that i might beat you
32:08me scared of a hobo when you lose which you will you have to lick my fucking shoes
32:14leon don't deal
32:18three two one start
32:29three two two start
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