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Mama June From Not to Hot Season 7 Episode 2
Mama June From Not to Hot S07E02
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00:00Well, Alana's live.
00:02I don't know why she can't just send a check.
00:03Like, girl, go ahead, send me a little check.
00:06Alana blasted mama on social media
00:08for not paying her the $30,000 she stole.
00:12The , seeing Alana on live is like,
00:14kinda like pissing me off.
00:15Hi, you reached Alana, just leave me a message,
00:17unless you're mama.
00:19Meanwhile, Alana was in Colorado,
00:21focusing on her sophomore year.
00:23I passed all my classes,
00:25and I am officially in my second year of college.
00:29All while dealing with the stress
00:31of Jalen's legal issues.
00:33Right now, he's pleading not guilty.
00:35I mean, I am really nervous for the trial.
00:36We're hoping for probation,
00:38but at the end of the day, anything can happen.
00:40On the bright side, my new business is booming.
00:43Here's my newest employee.
00:46Hi.
00:47I also pitched my first vendor event to the mayor.
00:50It would be like crafters
00:52and a bunch of different small businesses.
00:54I will share this with our council,
00:57and once we approve it, we'll get back with you.
01:00Okay, perfect, that sounds great.
01:02The minute mama heard there might be an event,
01:04she tried to weasel her way in.
01:06If it's open to the public,
01:07I need to go sell a few things.
01:09What the are you gonna sell?
01:10I've been making B2 pins.
01:13My marriage had been broken for years.
01:15We couldn't fix it, so I told my therapist I was done.
01:18I think I'm at the point of getting a divorce.
01:22Do you wanna share with him in a session?
01:23That would be probably better.
01:26I know you still love her.
01:27I love pumping the rest of my life, bro.
01:29Both of us are on separate pages
01:31of what we want from this relationship,
01:33and honestly, I'm just at the point
01:35where I'm just ready to rip that Band-Aid off.
01:48Okay, let's talk.
01:57I need to tell you something.
02:04Oh, that's the one I hear.
02:07Hello?
02:11Yes, this is her, saved by the bell.
02:15Okay, that's great.
02:17I did not know, like, obviously,
02:19how things were gonna go over
02:21with the city council, too, you know?
02:23I guess we'll just talk later then.
02:24Because there is a lot of people.
02:28She was saying to the phone call
02:29in the middle of us talking.
02:30Like, I get work is important,
02:32but, like, our marriage is important also.
02:34Well, thank y'all so much.
02:38All right.
02:41Okay, bye-bye.
02:47I think I found there.
02:53I'm gonna go to the warehouse for a little bit, okay?
02:57We still need to talk.
02:58You know, I'm really glad that the mayor called and said,
03:16you're approved for your event,
03:18because Lord knows I need all the distractions I can get right now.
03:21It probably wasn't a better timing,
03:23because I think it's just better to talk to Josh
03:26with the therapist like I had already planned.
03:32Hey, girly pop.
03:33Hey, girl.
03:34What are you doing?
03:35I'm just running late to class,
03:36but I wanted to be a quick call.
03:37Just, like, remind you that I'm gonna be home tomorrow
03:41for, like, the court stuff with Jalen.
03:43I know.
03:44So you better have the house ready for me.
03:46Okay, girl.
03:47Did you tell mama you was coming in?
03:49No, girl.
03:50She's been blowing me up her stuff.
03:51I really just don't even want to talk to her.
03:52I'm for being honest.
03:53Like, I want my money, and that's it.
03:54I know.
03:55At least you'll be here for the event,
03:56because the mayor said yes,
03:57and that way you can help me with the kids.
03:58All right.
03:59Well, I need to run anyways, because I have class.
04:01All right.
04:02See you tomorrow.
04:03Bye.
04:04Bye.
04:13And I can show you how to work the press.
04:19Press the R?
04:20Yeah.
04:21Jax!
04:22What did I do?
04:24We have got a lot to do.
04:27And Paisley's pressing T's?
04:29Yeah, we're trying to get it going.
04:33You got approved?
04:34Yes!
04:35So you think you're ready for this?
04:37I think so.
04:38We do got to get some stuff, though.
04:40We're gonna need quarter potties.
04:42Quarter potties, for sure.
04:43How do you spell that?
04:44Porta.
04:45P-O-T-C-Y.
04:47We need flyers.
04:48Definitely do need flyers.
04:50Now that I really think about it, though,
04:51we're gonna need music to keep everybody piped up.
04:54Then we're also maybe gonna need to add, like, a car show,
04:57because I'm sure there's gonna be husbands out there with their wives
04:59that men can be distracted while the women are swiping the debit cards.
05:03So, it sure is a lot to pull off in a week,
05:06but if I'm gonna be this business muggle...
05:09Boss Babe, here I am.
05:11Vendor application.
05:14So, here's the thing about that, okay?
05:16Everybody's welcome.
05:17I don't care if you sell the same thing I do.
05:19I don't care if you sell the same thing Joe Blow does.
05:21We sell basically everything.
05:23You need a tumbler.
05:24You need a blanket.
05:25You need clothes.
05:26Anything you can think of, I pretty much carry.
05:29But I guess I need to call Mama, too.
05:31You're really gonna let her come?
05:33I mean, money is money, Jessie.
05:35You ain't gonna take 50 bucks?
05:36I mean, 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
05:38What if you tell her her fee's 100?
05:40That's probably your best idea, but no, I'm gonna tell her it's 50 due by Friday,
05:44and don't be later, you'll have to pay $100.
05:46For our event, each vendor has to pay $50 a pop.
05:49But the thing is, I'm from a small town, so all it is for me is getting my name out there
05:54to people locally and people from far away.
05:56By the end of my event, everybody's gonna be talking about the Sisters Closet.
06:00I'm hoping in the long haul, the Sisters Closet will be everywhere.
06:03I'm gonna bring all y'all with me, all the loyal employees with me.
06:07Okay.
06:16And my pants turned out good.
06:18Well, that's $12.
06:20Oh, wow.
06:21$12.
06:22Huh.
06:23Look.
06:24Yep.
06:25Pumpkin finally texted and said the event is a go, so I've gotta bust out some of my famous
06:29Mama June pens.
06:30They used to sell really big online.
06:33It's upside down, too.
06:34It's okay.
06:35It's made by me, blind person.
06:37Yep.
06:41Welcome to Mama June's custom pens made by yours truly.
06:45And let me tell you, you can get three different kinds of pens.
06:48This is a basic bitch pen for $3, $5.
06:53Okay, I that all up.
06:56This one says something bitch.
06:58And this is a specialty bitch pen for $7.
07:02They're made by yours truly.
07:04But if you called it out, you can get all of these for the low, low price of $12.
07:09So that's a savings of $3.
07:16I'm gonna be sending blasts all over my social media and this is gonna be like off the chain.
07:22You need to move a little bit faster than what you're moving.
07:24Time is money, honey bunch.
07:26Every time you put one up there, that's a cha-ching.
07:29That's what you cha-ching?
07:31Yup.
07:32Oh, look who it is.
07:33Hello?
07:34What are you doing?
07:35I just sent your message and I was just calling to let you know that I'm gonna be home later on today for a few days because Jalen's got court.
07:42I'm not gonna lie.
07:43I mean, I am really mad that Ilana drug me online.
07:46But like we've been through a lot of drama this past year.
07:49So I'm just ready to like pay her back, squash all this drama and then move forward with life.
07:54It's gonna work out really good because like you're gonna be here for Pumpkin's event.
07:57We're all gonna do like an official, unofficial meeting greet if all the family's out there.
08:02So there's gonna be a lot of people there just to be able to like see me and my pins and stuff like that.
08:08A lot of people just to be here.
08:10Yeah, I know. That's a little talky, Amy.
08:12Um, and then I'm gonna pay you money back and like squash all this bull .
08:16I mean, it would all be done and over with if you just really pay me back.
08:20All right.
08:21Well, we can meet up or whatever the day before the event.
08:24Yeah, okay.
08:25I guess we can just do lunch or something.
08:26All right, Mom.
08:28What are you over there doing taking a break?
08:30Yup.
08:31We don't take breaks on the assembly line.
08:33No, ma'am.
08:34You ain't my boss.
08:35I'm helping you.
08:36I don't have to do nothing.
08:37You are.
08:38You are working for me right now.
08:39You're on my clock.
08:40No, I'm not.
08:41You've lost your mind.
08:44Where are you going?
08:45I'm getting something to drink.
08:46If you want something done, you got to do it your own self.
09:00Mom, you don't have to take that out.
09:02It's not.
09:03You have to plug it in.
09:04How else is it going to blow up?
09:06Oh, my God.
09:11Where are you going?
09:12I want to go catch some fresh air.
09:13Okay.
09:14Lining them on the way?
09:15Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17All right.
09:18Honestly, I'm really excited for Alana and Draylin to come because between everything
09:23else I've had going on in my personal life and the tension in this house, I think them
09:25being here, it'll just be so much better.
09:30Hey, you made it.
09:31Where are you going to go?
09:32I'm going to go out for a bit, man.
09:33You know what I'm saying?
09:34Quiet!
09:35Go get some air.
09:36Roll the windows down.
09:37Get some air.
09:38Really?
09:39I'm really curious.
09:40I'm really curious.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42I'm really curious to find Draylin to come because between everything else I've had going
09:44on in my personal life and the tension in this house, I think them being here, it'll just
09:45be so much better.
09:50Hey, you made it.
09:55Where are you gonna go?
09:56I'm gonna go out for a bit, man.
09:58You know what I'm saying?
09:59What?
10:00Get some air, you know, roll the windows down.
10:03Get some air.
10:04Breathe.
10:05I love Alana and Draylon to death.
10:07And because of what's going on with Pumpkin right now,
10:10I'm not really in the mood to be a social butterfly.
10:13So I'm going to go take a walk.
10:15Hold that side back.
10:17Why?
10:17Because it looks like fancy a little bit.
10:21Lonnie!
10:23My Lonnie!
10:25My Lonnie!
10:26Hey, all of you.
10:27Jenny!
10:29Hey there, pretty baby.
10:30What do you even do if Mama getting in late?
10:33Something like that.
10:34How was your flight?
10:36It was good.
10:37Where's Josh going?
10:39I don't know, girl.
10:41Going hound or something?
10:42I made you a bed, so you don't have to sleep on the couch.
10:45Wow.
10:46Upgrade it.
10:47I guess I'm supposed to meet with Mama tomorrow
10:49to have lunch, you know?
10:51And for what?
10:51Supposedly, she's supposed to put me back.
10:55Good luck.
10:57I haven't told anybody else but our therapist
11:00that I wanted a divorce.
11:02Alana's been around for a long time.
11:03She's seen me and Josh go through problems,
11:06not communicating, all of those things.
11:08But I do still try to shelter her
11:10because I know that Josh is like a father figure to her.
11:13And I'm really trying to hide all of that tension.
11:15I'm trying to also hide it from the kids.
11:17Ella Grace, we need to go to bed.
11:19I'm going to let you stay up and let you see Lonnie.
11:21No.
11:22Come on.
11:23Go to bed.
11:24We just got in.
11:25Yeah, we can stay up and have a movie night.
11:28We are not staying up and having a movie night.
11:29Come on, Ella Grace.
11:30Love you.
11:31Good night.
11:32I mean, I do know that she's been planning for her
11:34vendor event, so maybe she is just tired.
11:36But something is not adding up.
11:42It's not even dark outside.
11:47What is up with everybody?
11:48I mean, it's like everybody's just being weird.
11:50For sure.
11:51Being weirdly weird.
12:03No, let me get in here right.
12:06Are you jumping curves?
12:08It hasn't always Justin's fault.
12:11Well, you did.
12:12I don't drive it.
12:14You really going to take that big-ass thing in there?
12:16Yeah, we're fixing to tell her she won a prize.
12:20Photo evidence online.
12:21I mean, this ain't nothing.
12:22Like, yeah, I'm going to make her sign this.
12:24I mean, I've got a plan, and I will promise you,
12:27she ain't going to be able to tell nobody, nobody
12:31that I did not pay her.
12:32She going to feel like she didn't want a sweepstakes.
12:35Hey, how are you?
12:37Hi.
12:38All right.
12:40Y'all enjoy your lunch.
12:41Hey, Mom.
12:42You finally decided to show up.
12:44Yeah, I mean, I was in town, so why not, you know?
12:47So, I mean, it was nice that you meet out with me today.
12:51It was nice that you finally come to your senses
12:53and pay me my money back.
12:54I've got the check, so it could be squished,
12:56and now people talk about it on the internet.
12:58They'll be like, okay, the money is so bad.
12:59Well, where is my check?
13:01Well, the check is actually right here.
13:03This is the check that you can have.
13:06What do you expect me to do with this?
13:09I don't know.
13:10I don't know.
13:11I don't know.
13:12I don't know.
13:13I don't know.
13:14I don't know.
13:15I don't know.
13:16I don't know.
13:17I don't know.
13:18I don't know.
13:19I don't know what it is.
13:21Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis,
13:24the judge really could sentence you to 10 years
13:27in prison for this case.
13:29I'm gonna have to tell them that I'm
13:30gonna have to serve with you.
13:31Y'all gonna get out of here and dance with me or what?
13:33Honestly, I'm so proud of myself.
13:35I mean, we've got people making money.
13:36Everybody's having them a good time.
13:38I love it here.
13:39I want to do 10 more.
13:41If Pumpkin wants to ignore me, I just scurry off.
13:45What does that mean?
13:46The way that it's looking, girl,
13:48I might be getting a divorce.
13:56Um, it was nice that you finally come to your senses
13:58and pay me my money back.
13:59I've got the check so it can be squashed.
14:01This is the check that you can have.
14:12Ridiculous.
14:13The only thing I can say is ridiculous.
14:16It's like she thinks this is a game and she's like,
14:18ha ha, Lana, here's your check.
14:20Like, no, this isn't a game.
14:23What do you expect me to do with this?
14:24You're gonna take it to the bank.
14:26Hey, how are y'all doing today?
14:27Hi.
14:28Hey, how are you?
14:29Good, my name's Tracy.
14:30I'm gonna be taking care of y'all today.
14:31Okay.
14:32Can I start y'all out with some drinks today?
14:33Um, I just want water.
14:35Water, okay.
14:36I get sweet tea.
14:37And we're ready to order.
14:38Okay, so I want the New York strip well done,
14:40but I don't want it charcoal.
14:41Okay.
14:42If that makes sense.
14:43It does.
14:44I'll do a starter of the buffalo chicken dip.
14:46Yes, ma'am.
14:46And then for my main entree, can I do the chicken tenders?
14:51All right, and we'll put before you go,
14:52can you, like, take a picture of us real quick?
14:54Sure, I can do that.
14:56What are we taking a picture for?
14:57This.
14:59She wants a picture.
15:00Like, get a grip.
15:02You didn't just sell me a car.
15:03She's a joke.
15:06Close.
15:06Yeah, you gotta get all in it.
15:08All right, y'all ready?
15:09One, two, three.
15:11All right, there you go, Sam.
15:13I do want her to feel like she wanted a damn sweet steak.
15:16Okay, you want to talk and run your mouth,
15:18go run and talk your mouth with your B-check online.
15:21You can do this.
15:22I'll take this one.
15:27It's a cashier's check.
15:29Oh, wow.
15:30Okay.
15:31Of course, this money is going to help me pay for school
15:33and help me get the education that I want.
15:35But at the end of the day, it was the principal,
15:38and it's like, it should have never happened.
15:40Still don't ever think I'll get over the fact
15:42that, like, my mom stole my money.
15:44So that's what you want.
15:46I'm going to have the food right out, okay?
15:48Perfect.
15:50All right, what else can I get for y'all right now?
15:51That's it.
15:52I think this will be it.
15:53All right, y'all enjoy.
15:55So, I mean, so we're good now?
15:57I mean, we're good as far as the money,
16:00but, like, deep down, it's going to take some time.
16:03This isn't just, like, a little hurdle to jump over.
16:06This is, like, a whole mountain to climb over.
16:09Well, you can think about it when you're in Colorado.
16:11Climbing mountains peacefully without any family drama.
16:15Huh.
16:16And we got enough of that going on right now.
16:18Give me a second.
16:20Hello?
16:21Who is it?
16:22Highland employers.
16:24Hmm.
16:26Okay.
16:28This is insane.
16:31We'll be there in, like, the next 30 minutes.
16:33Thank you so much.
16:34So what will they say in?
16:36I'll have to see you later.
16:37I gotta go.
16:37I gotta call Jaylin.
16:39Oh, wow.
16:40Bye, bitch.
16:41Mm-hmm.
16:42Mm-hmm.
16:54Mm-hmm.
16:55Mm-hmm.
16:57What you're doing, Pookie?
16:58I had equal feet.
17:00Oh, did you?
17:02Yeah.
17:03All right.
17:03Can we color?
17:04Yeah, and just a minute, because I need to turn to think
17:08about how to set up everybody.
17:09If so, like, we would be here, then all the vendors,
17:12like, they would sit like this.
17:15My event's tomorrow, and I do need to get all of these
17:17little things finalized before the big day.
17:20I mean, I've got to get vendors set up just how I want them.
17:25And what better way to do that than my little assistant
17:27in training, Ella Grace.
17:30The car show would probably, like, I'm thinking we'll put it
17:34on the other side of the field, like, over here somewhere.
17:37Yeah.
17:39I think your Gigi's calling me.
17:42Hello?
17:43What are you doing?
17:44I'm busy doing some stuff.
17:45What are you doing?
17:47Well, I wanted to call and let you know, first off,
17:49that I paid Alana back her money,
17:50so y'all can say that it's grossed.
17:53Woo!
17:53Look at June finally being responsible for once in her life.
17:57But anyway, no one I called to is just
17:59feel a little bit of cheat about Alana, because...
18:02The lawyer called Alana when we was at lunch.
18:04They're headed to Sarah's office, like, right now.
18:06They're adults, like, they, they, I think they got it, mama.
18:09If Alana needs me, she'll call me.
18:11Like, I have my own stuff going on, and y'all just keep, like,
18:14bothering me with all this other .
18:16What are you guys going on?
18:17You've been saying that for, like, every time I call you.
18:19Oh, I got so much going on.
18:19You know, I understand you run a business, but, like...
18:23And the event is tomorrow.
18:25Well, I mean, I know that, but, I mean,
18:26what's wrong with you today?
18:28Well, a lot of stuff changed.
18:30A lot of stuff that I'm not ready to talk to everybody about yet.
18:33So, pumpkin's not pumpkining here lately, if that makes sense.
18:38I mean, literally, I just dropped a bomb that I paid Alana back,
18:40and all you had to say is, woo-hoo, woo-hoo.
18:43Well, listen, Janebug, I'd love to sit here and gossip with you all day,
18:46but I do have a lot going on.
18:48Why did you replay any of that event?
18:50You gotta go.
18:51God, stop.
18:54Don't be talking so much.
18:56Like, shut up and get your mouth.
19:07I just don't know why in the heck Sarah wanted to have an emergency meeting,
19:10like, right now.
19:11Emergencies are never good.
19:16Hi.
19:17Hello.
19:18Hi, how are you?
19:20Hey.
19:20Hi.
19:21Hey, Draylin, good to see y'all again.
19:23Thanks for coming in.
19:25You're welcome.
19:26All right.
19:27Well, I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news.
19:30OK.
19:30All right, well, the good news is that we're not
19:32going to trial on Monday.
19:34Oh, that's a sour leave.
19:36I do not have the discovery that I need.
19:39And what's missing is, I still don't have the law enforcement,
19:43their body cams, or their car cams.
19:46And I think that's really, really important for this case,
19:48because it's all about this alleged chase
19:51that they had with y'all.
19:53The bad news is that the assistant district attorney
19:56is not coming off of this offer that she gave us.
19:59What their offer is, is that you would plead guilty
20:03to felony fleeing and eluding.
20:06That is a mandatory one-year imprisonment.
20:11The really bad thing about that is, if we go to trial
20:14and lose, it's a one to 10.
20:20Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
20:23We just went to the lawyer's office.
20:2510 years is a long time to wait around on somebody.
20:28Wouldn't you wait 10 years on Josh?
20:30Probably not.
20:31These people are going to be feeling the vibe.
20:33And if me and Josh aren't laughing,
20:35somebody's going to notice something's off.
20:37She's not even trying.
20:39How is Josh taking it?
20:40I haven't told him yet.
20:50We go to trial and lose, it's a one to 10.
20:5310 years is insane to me.
20:58Like, we had things that we wanted to do.
21:01Like, in 10 years from now, like, we wanted to be able
21:03to, like, honestly, like, buy a house.
21:06I would already be a nurse talking about kids
21:09and, like, weddings and stuff from 10 years from now.
21:11And it's like, now we have to kind of, like, reroute
21:15and just think about what would our life be 10 years from now
21:19if he got sentenced to 10 years.
21:21They may be wanting to make an example out of you, Draylon.
21:24We could plea it out on Monday if you wanted to plea.
21:27No, ma'am.
21:28Well, that's kind of what I thought.
21:30It would be my opinion at this time not to plea,
21:34because we don't have the evidence.
21:36If you read this police report, it says that Draylon
21:41stated that he smoked an hour before he got on the road.
21:45Never once I said that.
21:47They claimed that, Draylon, you were driving 78 miles per hour.
21:51No, ma'am, I wasn't.
21:52What felony alluding is, is that if you're
21:55going 20 miles over the limit, that's one of the elements
21:59of felony alluding.
22:00That's what they cite that you were doing.
22:02That is not true at all.
22:03That's not true at all.
22:04Now, you were telling me how you were stopped.
22:05Can you tell me about that a little bit?
22:06He immediately pulled his gun, immediately.
22:09Who did?
22:10The cops?
22:11The cops.
22:12Both of the officers that were there.
22:13He hopped out the car with his gun.
22:14No, he better not move.
22:16And my hands literally went up out the window.
22:19One nose down, hand up out the window.
22:21We do live in the South.
22:22And I mean, Draylon is definitely
22:25racial profiled everywhere, I feel like.
22:27So, I mean, he was scared.
22:28I mean, hell, I was even scared.
22:30Being a black man getting put up by the cops was like,
22:32that's very scary.
22:33Like.
22:34Literally, hands went right up out the window.
22:36Hands out the window.
22:38Don't move, don't do nothing.
22:40Yeah, literally.
22:42So, as for right now, we are not going to take the plea deal.
22:45We're just going to wait for the evidence.
22:46And then, once we go back to court, we'll say, like, we want to plea
22:49or we want to go to trial.
22:51Exactly.
22:52OK.
22:53I'll be in touch with y'all.
22:55You're welcome.
22:56Good to see y'all.
22:57Good to see you, too.
23:04Ten years, dude, like, that is insane.
23:09Like, even five, I even feel like 12 months, that's even crazy.
23:14Like, you can't just do, like, six months or something.
23:17The only thing that scares me is, like, if we take it to trial,
23:20us losing.
23:21What's your, them little nerves?
23:24Yeah, I'm nervous, too.
23:26It's breaking my heart.
23:27They don't need to give you 10 years.
23:28If they give you 10 years, I'm going to have to tell them
23:31that I'm going to have to serve with you.
23:32Mm-hmm.
23:33I don't think we got to do it.
23:34Hope for the best.
23:36That's the only thing you can do.
23:39It's really just crazy.
23:42What are you doing?
23:55Getting the stuff ready.
23:56What do you think I should bring?
23:59I'll draw the idea of what you should bring.
24:02You think I should bring these?
24:04Yeah.
24:07Why did you do that?
24:08I think they look cute on you.
24:12Oh, perfect timing.
24:14You can help.
24:16This Georgia heat is something else.
24:18I'm going inside.
24:18I can't.
24:22I got to go see what my girly pop is doing.
24:26What are you doing?
24:28Looks like you're doodling to me.
24:29I am.
24:30I just got done counting all this damn inventory.
24:34Like, what?
24:35Mama said you had some tea to spill.
24:37Some tea to spill?
24:38I'm waiting.
24:39She actually decided to pay me back with this big-ass check,
24:46acting like she done sponsored my whole school, like, tuition.
24:50And then she gives it to me, bitch.
24:52She tells the waitress to take a picture of us.
24:55Oh, girl, I mean, that's your mama.
24:56So, like, whatever.
25:00She paid you back.
25:01We get it.
25:01What else?
25:03I mean, we just went to the lawyer's office, and, like, Sarah basically told us he could
25:09be facing up to 10 years.
25:10Like, what are you going to do, sit here and harp and wait on him for 10 years?
25:14Like, girl, you have a life to live.
25:20This is a little weird.
25:23Where's the pumpkin that was like, oh, you and Jalen will be fine.
25:25Me and Josh got together at a young age.
25:27Like, y'all will be fine.
25:29Doesn't seem like pumpkin.
25:31There's something going on, and I will get to the bottom of it.
25:34What happened to the pumpkin that was like, yeah, Lana and Jalen, like, move to Colorado.
25:40Like, you're thriving and living.
25:44I'm just saying, Alana, 10 years is a long time to wait around on somebody.
25:50OK, wouldn't you wait 10 years on Josh?
25:55Probably not.
25:56Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
26:03Oh, you don't have no underwear on.
26:05Because it's hot.
26:06Less clothes, the better clothes.
26:08Sure, June.
26:09We ain't at no damn high-class event.
26:10We're getting a divorce.
26:12What?
26:13Why would you just say it like that?
26:15I don't love him enough to be with him.
26:26Hey, girl, yeah, I'm getting the last little bit of stuff ready here at the house.
26:37I'm finna get Alana and them up.
26:38They're gonna watch the kids for me, and then I'll be headed there.
26:42Are you headed there?
26:44OK, don't forget those damn t-shirts, because we're gonna need those, too.
26:47I'm gonna walk around in a damn tank top now.
26:49All right, well, then I'll just meet you down there.
26:52OK, bye.
26:56Come on, y'all need to get up.
26:59We got a busy day.
27:01We gotta get up.
27:03The sun is shining, baby girl.
27:05The kids aren't even up.
27:07They're not up, but that's what I'm telling you.
27:08Josh done took Ella, so y'all got Silas, Bentley, and Stella.
27:11We need to get ready, because you're gonna have to come to the event today.
27:14You know, we've done a lot of promoting for this event.
27:16Social media, flyers, if you think of it, we've pretty much done it.
27:21And overnight, I've had a lot of people fill out an application to be a vendor,
27:25and people say that they were coming.
27:26And I am starting to get a little nervous.
27:30I promise you, today is going to be a good day.
27:33I guess call me when y'all are headed down there, OK?
27:36OK.
27:37All right, call me.
27:38Y'all need me.
27:38Y'all need me.
27:52Hi.
27:54So it's up to y'all, but y'all can either stack on that far left side here,
27:57or the far right side.
27:58You in a car show?
28:00OK, it's a $25 entry fee.
28:02I'm going to try to stick all the trailers along the back.
28:05OK, do y'all have anything in y'all's car?
28:08This event is where it's all going to be at.
28:10If you're looking for something, whether it's crafts, a car show,
28:13my mama with her raggedy-ass pens, food,
28:16things to do for the kids, we've got it covered.
28:19Hey, hey, Justin, Justin, y'all be on the other side of me
28:33once Josh moves this truck.
28:36It's going to be wild today.
28:37Y'all ready for it?
28:38You know, my main goal today is to have fun, make money,
28:41and make sure that this event goes off without a hitch.
28:44But these people are going to be feeling the vibe.
28:47And if me and Josh aren't laughing and cutting up together,
28:50somebody's going to notice something's off,
28:52so I'll just keep my distance.
28:54How many vendors so far?
28:5650-something.
28:57Wow.
28:59Pumpkin, we're proud of you this morning.
29:01These people are driving from Tennessee.
29:02They're driving from Michigan.
29:03Last night, they got here at 3 o'clock this morning.
29:05Damn, Pumpkin.
29:10Oh, Lord, today is going to be a hoe.
29:14I can feel it.
29:16I'm trying to help Pumpkin with this vendor event,
29:18but at the same time, it doesn't feel like I'm much help.
29:21And any time I ask if my help is needed anywhere,
29:23it just kind of feels like I'm just kind of, like, brushed off.
29:28Like, my help really isn't needed, so I'm not sure.
29:32It's kind of weird.
29:34Holy shitake mushrooms.
29:38Vendors in the middle!
29:42Well, first and foremost, I just want to say thank you,
29:44each and every one of y'all, for driving as far as y'all have,
29:46whether you're local or y'all are coming from afar.
29:48I do want to say thank y'all so much for trusting in me and my business.
29:53And this event, for me, I know, I'm very proud of Pumpkin for doing this.
29:57Also, we're bringing more business to y'all
29:59because we support a lot of small businesses out here ourselves.
30:02I mean, just do the damn thing.
30:04I mean, I love also that these small businesses that are out here,
30:07that are sitting in this circle with Pumpkin,
30:09that y'all have already started shopping other small businesses.
30:11That is what our family strives for,
30:13is small businesses supporting small businesses.
30:15That's the, that's our, that's our motto.
30:16As a family, always has been.
30:20Here goes Mama again, thinking she runs the show.
30:23Last I checked, Jingbug was not even on my payroll,
30:26so the least she could do is just sit down
30:28and sell her little crooked pins.
30:30Shut your damn mouth.
30:32Let's make some money today.
30:32Let's do it.
30:34Make some money today.
30:36Let's do it.
30:39How are y'all?
30:43No business going there, Mama.
30:46Baby, the pins are pinning.
30:48There's money for that.
30:50That's good.
30:51Maybe you'll sell out and then you can't,
30:52you know, you can't be a business anymore.
30:54Let's just go enjoy the pop-up.
30:56Alana!
30:58You know, I understand that Pumpkin has worked very hard
31:00on her business and this is Pumpkin's event,
31:02but she's got to think about it.
31:03I done advertised it all over my social media platform
31:07that we're doing like an official, unofficial meet and greet.
31:10So why wouldn't people come from all over the United States
31:13just to meet everybody?
31:15Trust me, there's going to be a lot of people there.
31:18But I mean, mostly for my pins though.
31:21Hey, it's such a big turnout.
31:23It was.
31:24It's great.
31:25But to make it.
31:27It is.
31:27Yes, I came one out.
31:28Ah!
31:29I'm hoping maybe we could do one in the fall.
31:31We'll talk about that.
31:32It's good seeing you.
31:33I'll make my rounds back.
31:34All right.
31:35I've done all this meeting with the mayor
31:37and she's even setting up out here.
31:39She's got some bomb ass lemonade down there.
31:42Listen, I want one of those drinks.
31:44The chickadee?
31:45In honor of Anna.
31:46Yes, I love that so much.
31:48Thank y'all.
31:49We just wanted to do something to honor her.
31:51Yes.
31:51This vendor did make a drink in Anna's honor.
31:54It's nice because it's like Anna's still
31:56a part of everything with us.
31:57And I know that if she was here, she'd be like,
31:59dang, bitch, you pulled this off.
32:02Thank y'all so much.
32:03Yes, thank you.
32:04Y'all have a good time.
32:04Y'all have a good day.
32:05Bye.
32:09Honestly, your girl's event is a success.
32:12I mean, we've got people making money.
32:14Everybody's having them a good time.
32:16Honestly, I love it here.
32:19I want to do 10 more.
32:20Jimbo, what is this?
32:21What?
32:22That's a pen.
32:23A pen.
32:24You want it?
32:25Do you want it?
32:25You can always think about me.
32:27You can get that with an autographed card for $15.
32:30You can tell Jimbo did these.
32:31What?
32:32How?
32:32The color schemes, baby.
32:33I know.
32:34No, you can tell the ones I did and the ones she did.
32:37See, like this, I did.
32:37I did 95% of these.
32:39Some of them may not match.
32:41Some of them may be upside down.
32:42Some of them may look crazy.
32:44But you can say, hey, I officially
32:46got a pen made by Mama Jim.
32:48Hey, Josh, can we have a pen?
32:49Yeah, sure.
32:51I'm taking pictures with some fans and Pumpkin
32:54walks right by me and doesn't even acknowledge me.
32:58Like, usually she puts a happy face on when things are bad.
33:03And like this time, she's not even trying to pretend things
33:07are OK.
33:08If Pumpkin wants to ignore me, so be it.
33:12I just scurry off.
33:19Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
33:22So what did the lawyer say?
33:23She told me and Jalen there's not a 100% chance that if we do
33:26take her to trial, that she'll win.
33:28We're getting a divorce.
33:29You said that you were possibly getting an abort.
33:32Oh, that's what I meant to say last night was arm.
33:33I thought, like, real love was a thing only
33:36because of Pumpkin and Jetta.
33:46I'm taking pictures with some fans and Pumpkin
33:48walks right by me and doesn't even acknowledge me.
33:53Like, if Pumpkin wants to ignore me, so be it.
33:57I just scurry off.
34:07So you all right, Lana?
34:08Are you ever like you're dying?
34:10I'm just hot.
34:12It is miserable.
34:13I ain't got no underwear on, so I just put my shirt up
34:14and, like, hopefully I don't see my tooth.
34:16Why you don't have no underwear on?
34:18Because it's hot.
34:19Less clothes or better clothes.
34:22Sure, Jean.
34:23Trust me.
34:24It's hot as hell out here today.
34:26I ain't got no bra on.
34:27I ain't got no panties on.
34:29We ain't at no damn high class event.
34:31So what did the lawyer say?
34:33She told me and Jalen there's not a 100% chance
34:35that if we do take her to trial, that she'll win.
34:37Yeah.
34:38She was like, and if she does take her to trial,
34:40there is a chance that Jalen might even get more years.
34:42More times, yeah.
34:43Yeah.
34:43Also, you guys have to talk about your future.
34:45Like, you know, what that's going to look like.
34:47And he gets it here.
34:49You still going to stay in Colorado?
34:51Yeah, I mean, like, I'm there now.
34:53Like, I had to figure it out.
34:55You just got to have, I mean, it don't matter how much money
34:57you pay the lawyers, you still go with the judge,
34:59and the gonna give me what you're gonna get.
35:01It's going to be very tough.
35:02But I'm telling you, honestly, if Jalen goes to jail
35:06and Alana ends up giving up her nursing career,
35:08it would be the most stupidest thing ever, OK?
35:11I used to put men first and what they wanted and all that.
35:15And gave up a lot of my life.
35:16But I hope that she does not do that.
35:18Are y'all having a good time or what?
35:20Woo!
35:21Thank y'all for trusting in my first event.
35:23Also, we're going to try to make this an annual thing,
35:26if not a twice a year thing.
35:27Woo!
35:28Woo!
35:29Y'all going to get out of here and dance with me or what?
35:32Woo!
35:32Woo!
35:39Honestly, I'm so proud of myself.
35:40Everybody had so much fun.
35:42And on top of that, I made some money.
35:44I got 50 vendor spots at $50 a piece.
35:47I made $2,500 from the vendors, and then $1,000
35:50just in our merchandise tent.
35:52Every bit of that money is going to go right back
35:54into the business.
35:55But I'll tell you what, I'm tired.
36:06Girly Pop!
36:07What?
36:08What?
36:09Oh, my god.
36:11I need to blank blank.
36:12It's a little chilly in here.
36:12It is a little chilly in here.
36:14Ah.
36:16Something's not right with my Girly Pop.
36:18So I need to sit down and have a conversation with her.
36:21Like, Dada has not really been around much.
36:25And he wasn't around at the vendor event.
36:27Like, he's just been kind of MIA.
36:29So I know there's something fishy going on here.
36:32I think I wanted to touch bases on some things.
36:35Oh, what?
36:37Hmm.
36:38I don't know.
36:39I just feel like ever since me and Girly have been home,
36:43you and Dada have been, like, a little distant.
36:48Like, girl, it's just a lot.
36:50Mm-hmm.
36:53All right, so me and Josh have been going to therapy,
36:55and it's just like the therapy's really not working.
37:01We're still not, like, communicating.
37:03We're more roommates than anything.
37:05Like, we just take care of the kids
37:07or do what needs to be done with the kids.
37:09But, like, other than that, girl, like, that's it.
37:15What do you mean?
37:16You haven't even said nothing about this.
37:18Of course I haven't, girl.
37:19I'm not trying to have everybody in my business.
37:22I've just been trying to, like, figure it out.
37:24Like, that's the whole point of us going to therapy,
37:25and maybe we were going to, like, work it out and stuff.
37:28But, like, girl, truly and honestly,
37:29the way that it's looking is, like...
37:33Does that mean, like, what does that mean?
37:35Like, the way that it's looking, girl,
37:37I might be getting a divorce.
37:53Like, the way that it's looking, girl,
37:56I might be getting a divorce.
37:59I don't even think I can wrap my mind around that.
38:02I thought, like, real love was a thing
38:04only because of Pumpkin and Dead Alec.
38:06Like, they've been together so long.
38:08They've been through so much.
38:09And it's like, I thought, like, yeah,
38:12Pumpkin and Dead will always come out on top.
38:14Like, they'll be together forever.
38:16Like, you're really going to go through with this?
38:20I don't know.
38:21I don't want to be here a year from now
38:23and then hate his guts.
38:25Like, I still want us to be able to be best friends
38:28and tell each other everything,
38:29and also still take care of the kids together, too, you know?
38:35Makes sense as to why you guys are so distant.
38:38I know when there's something going on.
38:41We got together.
38:41I was 15, you know what I'm saying?
38:43Like, your mind changes.
38:46You turn into more of an adult
38:48and realize, like, some things you want
38:51and some things you don't want, you know?
38:53What about me?
38:54Like, what am I going to do?
38:56So, like, what, half of the time I call Dada
38:58with the questions I need and half of the time I call you?
39:02Girl, you know you're always going to call me anyways.
39:03I'm just saying this is crazy.
39:04Like, I never pictured it, you know?
39:06Like, I thought you and Dada were going to, like,
39:09literally get buried on top of each other.
39:12How is Josh taking this?
39:14I haven't told him yet.
39:17Like, I think he knows.
39:19And we're not talking.
39:20This is really, like, the longest we've ever been
39:21without communicating, really.
39:26Listen, you got a pinky, promise me
39:27you don't have to tell nobody.
39:29I'm not mama.
39:30I don't get big news and then call whoever I need to about it
39:33and rub it in their face.
39:34It's a sissy secret.
39:36You didn't want to even tell me in the first place,
39:38so not too much of a sissy secret.
39:53Girl, you ready?
39:54All right.
39:54Alana taught me how to cook while I was in Colorado, ready?
39:57Woo!
39:58Woo!
40:00Woo!
40:01Alana.
40:03Pumpkin's having, like, a big brunch
40:05before we head back home to Colorado.
40:08I don't know if she's doing it because she feels bad
40:10because she didn't really tell me about her and Josh,
40:12but at the end of the day, there's food involved,
40:15and I love a good breakfast family meal,
40:17so I'm going to have a good time.
40:21Jessie pulling out the driveway.
40:23Ooh, Jessie's here.
40:25Hey, Ellie.
40:26Hey, Lonnie.
40:27Hey.
40:28Oh.
40:31Ow, .
40:33Bubba.
40:35It's too early for you to be cousin
40:36already getting out of the car.
40:38Well, that's, I didn't work my vibration pump this morning,
40:40so my body is, like, hurting.
40:42What is burning in here?
40:43Plagan loves cooking everything on high.
40:45She wants everything to be done in a split second.
40:47Girl, I got too many damn youngers to be waiting around all day.
40:48But, like, you can't cook pancakes on high.
40:51Well, honey, I'm home.
40:53Hey, Jean-Bug.
40:55Well, how good did y'all do yesterday at the event?
40:57How did you do, Jean-Bug?
40:58I mean, I made, like, over $1,000 yesterday.
41:00Profit.
41:02Ooh, profit.
41:03She's big money.
41:04What smells so good?
41:06Breakfast.
41:07Smells like bacon.
41:08Speaking of food, why don't y'all go fill y'all's mouths?
41:10Y'all don't ever just stand around.
41:11You ain't gotta tell me, Twyne.
41:15Pumpkin, why ain't you eating?
41:16Get the ass up and come eat.
41:17I'm not that hungry.
41:18I've been eating while I was fixing it.
41:20You trying to be on a diet like me?
41:21No, I already ate.
41:24It looks like Pumpkin's taking this whole
41:25weight loss competition seriously.
41:27She's not even eating, but that is not a good deal.
41:30Like, she needs to get in that protein.
41:32And that breakfast right there is very good protein.
41:35Mm, that smells great.
41:38And where the hell is Josh at?
41:40You know he don't want to keep.
41:42Oh!
41:43But he never misses out on bacon.
41:46Mother told me where is Josh at for real?
41:48Oh my, I really don't know.
41:51I'm sick of him.
41:52What?
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