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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:29Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:00:59So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:22If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have gave.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:29Good boy!
00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:33Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:35Oh, you do!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:38Oh, you do!
00:01:39Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:40Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:44Oh, you do!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents wouldn't grow.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:18Good one.
00:03:33These are great.
00:03:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:40No problem.
00:03:41Cool.
00:03:42Let's take five and then I wanna see you in that leopard print.
00:03:44Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:02Hold on.
00:04:05Hey Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were ya?
00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:11You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Ah, he's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:27You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:31You interned, you went to business school, you...
00:04:34You have potential, okay?
00:04:36But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:40So far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:04:44But...
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Um...
00:04:53But...
00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:56So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:30I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:52Ciao Gucci!
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:58What's wrong?
00:05:59Yeah.
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is-
00:06:06No, no, no.
00:06:07Forget about it.
00:06:08I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:12I have a savings.
00:06:14For my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:19It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:21And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed,
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:32Amelia.
00:06:33I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:38Hmm.
00:06:39Come back tonight.
00:06:41And, uh...
00:06:43Make something nice.
00:06:46Come on.
00:06:54Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:59Except for the dog hair.
00:07:02Come with me.
00:07:04I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:06Are they from Italy?
00:07:08Yes.
00:07:09Wow.
00:07:10Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:13Well...
00:07:15Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:18I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:25Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:43Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:57What, exactly?
00:07:58How does it look?
00:07:59Not half bad.
00:08:00I mean...
00:08:01It's fine.
00:08:02Whatever.
00:08:04Let's do some sexy moves, okay?
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:07I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:08You work for my dad.
00:08:09You have to do what I say.
00:08:10You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:11Just a few more pictures.
00:08:12I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:13I don't need Tinder.
00:08:14I'm an underwear model.
00:08:15My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:17...
00:08:19or not.
00:08:20I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:21You work for my dad.
00:08:22You have to do what I say.
00:08:23You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:26Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded, like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:37Bye.
00:08:42For me another.
00:08:43I told you I'm...
00:08:44Now!
00:08:46see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:08:57what the fuck this is fucking product
00:09:03asshole you're crazy bitch
00:09:10Amelia whoa what's wrong
00:09:14I asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out
00:09:18I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick I'm gonna be leaving
00:09:22no no no please I apologize my son he's it's immature
00:09:26all right and that's why I invited you
00:09:28go forward please all right just have a seat all right and I promise
00:09:34he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night won't you son
00:09:37so Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:09:42cancer
00:09:44and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:09:51make my own money dad
00:09:52okay I want the business
00:09:56I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:10:03what kind of deal
00:10:05well it's nothing crazy
00:10:08no you two just have to get married that's all
00:10:12what
00:10:13what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:10:19yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:10:23well at least I don't pose in my tidy whiteys for money
00:10:25you have to grow up before you can run a business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:10:33we're not even a match we hate each other at least I do
00:10:37obviously
00:10:37I see there's something uncommon already
00:10:41look you know my wife and I we were opposites
00:10:45oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:10:49she sure drove me crazy when you first met
00:10:52I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh but
00:10:57I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:10:59you two have chemistry
00:11:02yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:11:04as if
00:11:05Romulus isn't there another way
00:11:07I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:11:10Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:11:13well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree to this arrangement
00:11:18what's it going to be
00:11:24what's it going to be
00:11:28fine
00:11:30I'll do it
00:11:32for Betsy
00:11:34well Angelo
00:11:38it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:11:41if you're not going to agree to marry her
00:11:43then you're going to lose the business
00:11:47and you're also going to lose your inheritance
00:11:50what the hell dad
00:11:51fuck it
00:11:55fine
00:11:56I'll do it
00:11:57now let's just
00:11:58go into the office now
00:12:00the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:12:03and son we're going to need some
00:12:05champagne
00:12:06you're in my mind
00:12:08try to make yourself look decent
00:12:10you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:12:16followed by a wedding planned by me
00:12:19and I'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too
00:12:22I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:12:25anyway
00:12:26you must move in together immediately
00:12:29to avoid any suspicion
00:12:30look there's nothing wrong
00:12:32with an arranged marriage
00:12:34but
00:12:34well it can't do any good
00:12:36if word got out to the public
00:12:37right
00:12:38that's why this has to be
00:12:39our own secret
00:12:40are we agreed
00:12:42sure
00:12:44all right
00:12:45sign in
00:12:46salute
00:13:05to the new couple
00:13:07so
00:13:17your place or mine
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:13:21fine
00:13:22then we'll stay at yours
00:13:24so this is Michelangelo's place
00:13:35it's like a museum in here
00:13:37a Michelangelo museum
00:13:40ugh
00:13:41whoa
00:13:55what
00:13:56what's this
00:13:56put it in the trash
00:13:58this isn't trash
00:13:59these are my sisters
00:14:00she's an artist
00:14:01so put them in your room
00:14:03I said you could live here
00:14:04not decorate
00:14:05oh I'm sorry
00:14:06is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:14:08that's man thong
00:14:10it's trademarked
00:14:11look
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody
00:14:17if this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back
00:14:19I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:14:19it's electric
00:14:22oh
00:14:28by the way
00:14:28this is gonna work
00:14:30you might want to start wearing that
00:14:32gee thanks
00:14:36welcome
00:14:36you're getting married
00:14:44shh Betsy
00:14:45don't tell the whole world
00:14:47sorry Amelia
00:14:49it's just
00:14:49it's not like you
00:14:52you're sitting
00:14:53reserved
00:14:54safe
00:14:56like I always taught you
00:14:59well
00:15:01things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:15:04and besides
00:15:05Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:15:08so I'm okay with the quick proposal
00:15:11Michelangelo
00:15:12the ninja turtle
00:15:14no
00:15:16Michelangelo
00:15:17Dana Valeno
00:15:19maybe you've heard of him
00:15:21Michelangelo
00:15:22Michelangelo
00:15:22Michelangelo
00:15:23you know
00:15:23shh
00:15:24the socialite animal
00:15:28who's like started 100 canceled bravo shows
00:15:31how did you even meet
00:15:33his dad is one of my clients
00:15:35it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:15:39he's so
00:15:41toxic
00:15:43speak of the devil
00:15:45oh yeah
00:15:48you know
00:15:50that's probably
00:15:50an old issue
00:15:51this is a doctor's office
00:15:53Amelia
00:15:56Betsy Carlisle
00:15:59doctor's ready
00:16:01we'll talk about this later
00:16:04we're ready to get wet baby
00:16:26we're already wet
00:16:30where did that come from
00:16:47nice place
00:17:12I love the artwork
00:17:14thanks
00:17:15finally
00:17:16ooh
00:17:17good taste
00:17:18oh I'm good
00:17:21you had plenty at dinner
00:17:23more for me
00:17:25you know
00:17:29if you like it down here
00:17:31you should see the bed
00:17:33ooh
00:17:34who are you
00:17:46who are you
00:17:47Chantel this is
00:17:49Amelia
00:17:50my roommate
00:17:52whatever
00:17:55can you guys just keep it down
00:17:57I have work
00:17:58tomorrow morning
00:17:58this is my house
00:18:00we will be as loud as we want to be
00:18:03scream at the top of our lungs
00:18:06you've got to be kidding me
00:18:09what's wrong dog walker
00:18:10he's jealous
00:18:12jealous
00:18:13I'm not jealous
00:18:14sweet dreams
00:18:19I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:18:27how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:18:30even if he is kinda hot
00:18:32see you later
00:18:50and um
00:18:52don't worry about last night
00:18:54sorry
00:18:56I had one too many to drink
00:18:57it won't happen again
00:18:58you better not
00:19:00how's the hangover
00:19:12roomie
00:19:13not now
00:19:15my head's killing me
00:19:16we need to talk about last night
00:19:17no
00:19:18what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:19:20I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:19:24monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:19:26but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an original
00:19:28arranged marriage
00:19:29and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:19:33fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:19:35my sister needs this money
00:19:38michelangelo
00:19:39and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:19:41then the contract is violated
00:19:43then neither of us get what we want
00:19:45yeah no shit
00:19:46I'm serious
00:19:47don't screw this up
00:19:49I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:19:53I know what I'm doing
00:19:55dog walker
00:19:56and just so we're clear
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want
00:19:59whenever I want
00:20:00whenever I want
00:20:01fine
00:20:03do whatever you want
00:20:04sorry
00:20:07it's a bit harsh
00:20:08just really
00:20:09hungover
00:20:12that could have gone better
00:20:16hey baby
00:20:21you know you don't have to keep working
00:20:24Amelia
00:20:24you're rich now
00:20:26I know
00:20:27I like it
00:20:28it's good to hear
00:20:29you know I just hope that
00:20:31your work ethic
00:20:32rubs off on my son
00:20:34tell me
00:20:35how are things going between the two of you
00:20:37oh fine
00:20:39yeah
00:20:40we're still getting to know each other
00:20:41alright
00:20:42well give him time
00:20:44alright
00:20:44oh and listen
00:20:45he is not as bad as
00:20:47TMZ says
00:20:48alright
00:20:49look I
00:20:49I promise
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure
00:20:52yeah
00:20:53you're right
00:20:53well
00:20:55we'll see you later
00:20:56yeah
00:20:56come on Gucci
00:20:57come on
00:20:59bye Gucci
00:21:00hey Amelia
00:21:04hey Jake
00:21:05Gucci no
00:21:07Royce
00:21:08say bad dog
00:21:11but
00:21:11not actually mad about this
00:21:13it's to see you up close for once
00:21:15yeah
00:21:16same here
00:21:17sorry
00:21:25Gucci's um
00:21:26a bit crazy
00:21:28this whole family actually
00:21:30all these rich people are nuts
00:21:32they should make a reality show
00:21:34little dog owners
00:21:36in Beverly Hills
00:21:37do you want to walk together
00:21:40let these two get to know each other
00:21:42yeah
00:21:43I'd like that
00:21:45so
00:21:50how long have you been a dog walker
00:21:52a couple months
00:21:53I like it
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:21:56barista
00:21:58Uber driver
00:21:59delivery guy
00:22:01movie extra
00:22:03you were in a movie
00:22:04actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:22:06let's try to impress you
00:22:08how about you
00:22:10how long you been doing this
00:22:11I don't know
00:22:12I
00:22:13my whole life I guess
00:22:14it started as a summer job
00:22:16and
00:22:16then I turned it into my own business
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:22:20wow
00:22:21I guess you really like dogs
00:22:23well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:22:26if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:22:31my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:22:34do you want to go?
00:22:35and I have to admit
00:22:38I
00:22:38had a crush on you
00:22:40you did?
00:22:44yeah
00:22:44I still do
00:22:46he's cute
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:22:53then again
00:22:55that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:22:57I'd love to go to the concert
00:23:01hell yeah
00:23:03I mean uh
00:23:05regular
00:23:06yeah
00:23:06I know it's risky
00:23:10but
00:23:11I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:23:16hey what's your ring?
00:23:20um
00:23:21it's
00:23:22just a class ring
00:23:23from high school
00:23:24looks pretty big
00:23:27it was a big school
00:23:28public schools
00:23:30am I right?
00:23:35I mean it kinda looks like an engagement ring
00:23:39me?
00:23:40engaged?
00:23:41no
00:23:42are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24
00:23:43I'm practically still a baby
00:23:45I mean I should be
00:23:46wearing diapers
00:23:47crawling around
00:23:49drooling
00:23:49nope
00:23:50single and ready to mingle
00:23:52okay
00:23:53Royce pooped
00:23:58I should pick it up
00:23:59where?
00:24:00I don't see it
00:24:00just
00:24:01over there
00:24:02do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10of course
00:24:11it's an office
00:24:12you wanna be CEO
00:24:14you gotta look the part
00:24:15you mean like
00:24:16you look like
00:24:17Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:18very funny
00:24:21you know I'm retiring next year
00:24:23yes I know
00:24:23yeah
00:24:23that means you gotta get up to speed
00:24:25rapidamente
00:24:26so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:24:28you'll be my extra hands
00:24:29and we got a lot to do
00:24:30can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:32fuck no
00:24:32come on dad
00:24:34oh my goodness
00:24:47are you okay?
00:24:50hi
00:24:50I'm Michelangelo
00:24:51you're engaged remember?
00:24:59and
00:25:00this is our new palette
00:25:02it's Matt's collection
00:25:04he really liked these colors
00:25:05so we did them twice
00:25:06um
00:25:08but yeah
00:25:09that's
00:25:10the presentation
00:25:11for me
00:25:12Michelangelo
00:25:14what dad?
00:25:23what a day dad
00:25:24it's not even lunch time yet
00:25:26look at you
00:25:27you got so lazy
00:25:28just sitting around
00:25:29taking pictures of yourself
00:25:30all the time
00:25:30just stick with it
00:25:33will you kid?
00:25:34hard work does pay off
00:25:35let me just look at Amelia
00:25:36what about her?
00:25:39she comes from nothing son
00:25:40nobody taught her
00:25:41how to run a business
00:25:42but she just worked hard
00:25:43and now
00:25:44well now she earns money
00:25:46doing what she loves
00:25:47I guess that's impressive
00:25:49yeah see
00:25:50see it is
00:25:51I hope she rubs off
00:25:52on you a little
00:25:52you know
00:25:53I just hope I don't
00:25:55get that uptight
00:25:56break's over
00:26:03break's over
00:26:03well not too bad
00:26:19huh
00:26:19one day down
00:26:21forty more years to go
00:26:23now this is the time
00:26:26when you go home
00:26:28with Amelia
00:26:29you talk about
00:26:30the day's work
00:26:31raise you closer together
00:26:33comfort each other
00:26:34just like your mom
00:26:35and I
00:26:36used to do
00:26:37you know
00:26:39I'm thinking
00:26:39it's time for the world
00:26:41to meet
00:26:42Amelia
00:26:43tonight
00:26:45tonight
00:26:46tonight
00:26:47shit
00:26:48when am I going to tell Chantel
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix
00:26:51bang tonight
00:26:52the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:26:54lights, camera, red carpet
00:26:56perfect time to announce
00:26:57our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino
00:27:00Dino
00:27:00Dino
00:27:00Dino
00:27:01don't you think it's a bit
00:27:03soon yet
00:27:04I mean
00:27:05we just signed the contract
00:27:06what's the matter
00:27:08you're getting along
00:27:10aren't you
00:27:10yeah
00:27:11yeah
00:27:11just
00:27:11really starting to
00:27:13warm up to each other
00:27:14all right
00:27:15so it's all settled
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:27:17tonight
00:27:18in the limo
00:27:19and
00:27:19don't be late
00:27:20why dad
00:27:25so
00:27:35remind me
00:27:37why are we getting
00:27:39makeovers done again
00:27:40because I want to do
00:27:42something nice
00:27:43for my favorite
00:27:43big sister
00:27:44and
00:27:46and
00:27:47you know I never
00:27:48splurge on stuff like this
00:27:50but
00:27:51since I'm part of the
00:27:51Dino Levino family now
00:27:53I think I can afford
00:27:54to let my hair down
00:27:55you better not let that
00:27:57hair down
00:27:57sorry
00:27:58just an expression
00:27:59how's it going in there
00:28:08I'm coming out
00:28:09that bad
00:28:20that bad
00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker
00:28:23look this hot
00:28:25buy that dress
00:28:27ASAP
00:28:28leave me alone
00:28:33party boy
00:28:33I've got my own function
00:28:35tonight
00:28:35I'll see you tomorrow
00:28:38I'll be here
00:28:39and say
00:28:40I'll see you later
00:28:41again
00:28:42all right
00:28:43so
00:28:44I'll see you later
00:28:44what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:29:13did you forget my name no there's just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:29:24care the man whore house is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:29:30i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser i told you i'm busy
00:29:39hold on amelia
00:29:43all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia she's sick she can't make it
00:30:00no if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party yeah you gotta stay home with her
00:30:07give her some give her some nice soup i'll catch both of you for the next one telling me that i
00:30:13hope she feels better soon poor thing okay dad see you in the office
00:30:19stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:29hey it's michael and lodino's email you still track people
00:30:40wow amelia hi
00:30:57you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to concerts often
00:31:06i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer
00:31:11kind of place but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender wow the ip treatment
00:31:18you look like
00:31:19hey lover boy we're on
00:31:25gotta go find me in the green room after hope you like it
00:31:32break a leg
00:31:33rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:31:56good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:09one more please
00:32:12but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:32:19jake you guys are great
00:32:26you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:32:32the who
00:32:32you don't know the strokes
00:32:36are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:32:42it's all right lots of stuff to introduce you to you want a little drink yeah thank you
00:32:50so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:32:58since i was 13
00:33:01played in bands all through high school and college but
00:33:04i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:33:06that's awesome
00:33:07when i get my record deal i can fully quit my job
00:33:11focus on music full time
00:33:13you're gonna quit dog walking
00:33:15i thought you liked it
00:33:16i do but
00:33:18it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:33:20i don't even like dogs that much
00:33:23i'm more of a cat person
00:33:24a cat person
00:33:26who doesn't like dogs
00:33:31even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:33:33i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:33:35i just want to relax
00:33:37have a good time
00:33:39you're beautiful you know that
00:33:41i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:33:46now i'm not sure
00:33:47we have nothing in common
00:33:49is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:33:52what the heck
00:33:55i'm tipsy and he's cute
00:33:56michelangelo had his fun
00:33:58now i can have mine
00:33:59looks like someone needs obedience
00:34:15what's going on
00:34:18that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:34:20the nepo baby underwear model
00:34:22he's not
00:34:23you coming with me dog walker
00:34:25don't make me get the leash
00:34:26what the hell michelangelo
00:34:28back off dude
00:34:30back off
00:34:31grubby little hipster
00:34:32she's my fiance
00:34:33so that was an engagement ring
00:34:36jake i can explain
00:34:37let's go
00:34:40i'm really sorry jake
00:34:43i'm not jake
00:34:44this
00:34:49is for making me uber
00:34:51all the way to fucking silver lake
00:34:52and this is for making me listen andy
00:34:56i can't believe you did that
00:35:03after your high and mighty speech
00:35:04you're such a hypocrite
00:35:05yeah well i don't have the paparazzi
00:35:07following me around
00:35:08just an italian american psycho
00:35:10i'm not following you around
00:35:12you know what i get it
00:35:14you saw me with chantelle last night
00:35:16and now you're jealous
00:35:17me jealous
00:35:20did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:35:22like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:35:25i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:35:27i have a name
00:35:28wait what are you doing
00:35:31that is an original
00:35:32i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:35:33oh fine
00:35:36i'll just hop in my time machine
00:35:37go back to ancient rome
00:35:38and get another one
00:35:39i don't care about your art
00:35:40your money
00:35:40your stupid mansion
00:35:41you're treating me
00:35:42like shit
00:35:43that's from the renaissance
00:35:46you're history's worst nightmare
00:35:47i tried to make this work with you
00:35:49we signed a contract
00:35:50for an arranged marriage
00:35:52did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction
00:35:55you are such a simpleton
00:35:57wait wait wait wait
00:36:00well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:04i tried to get along with you
00:36:05you brought this on to yourself
00:36:06i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:36:09right back at you
00:36:10i fucking hate you
00:36:12i fucking hate you more
00:36:14i fucking hate you more
00:36:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:12Ugh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:26Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:38We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42We got too many drinks. Just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:37:47Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:53I should get up too.
00:37:56Oh, my head.
00:37:58There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:08Well, you look great.
00:38:10Thanks.
00:38:12I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:22What's going on?
00:38:24So...
00:38:26Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:30For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:36Michelangelo.
00:38:38The male gigolo.
00:38:39Taking it slow.
00:38:41Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:44And...
00:38:46How was it?
00:38:48Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually...
00:38:54It was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:57Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:00I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:04Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:25Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean...
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different.
00:39:33Something like that.
00:39:41Here it comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:45The dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:13Hey.
00:40:14Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:30Hey.
00:40:31Unfortunately, something came up.
00:40:32I...
00:40:33I can't make it tonight.
00:40:34Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:39And why hasn't she...
00:40:41Texted me yet?
00:40:45Texted me yet.
00:40:46Texted me yet.
00:40:47Texted me yet.
00:40:48Texted me yet.
00:40:49Texted me yet.
00:40:50Texted me yet.
00:40:51Texted me yet.
00:40:52Texted me yet.
00:40:53Texted me yet.
00:40:54Texted me yet.
00:40:55Texted me yet.
00:40:56Texted me yet.
00:40:57Texted me yet.
00:40:58Texted me yet.
00:40:59Texted me yet.
00:41:00Texted me yet.
00:41:01Texted me yet.
00:41:02Texted me yet.
00:41:03Texted me yet.
00:41:04Texted me yet.
00:41:05Texted me yet.
00:41:06Texted me yet.
00:41:07Texted me yet.
00:41:08Texted me yet.
00:41:09Texted me yet.
00:41:10Texted me yet.
00:41:11Texted me yet.
00:41:12Texted me yet.
00:41:13Texted me yet.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15But last night, I...
00:41:17You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:36Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:46I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:49I mean...
00:41:49Frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:00Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:08I have a confession to make.
00:42:11Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:26I could even do reality TV.
00:42:29But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:42:38You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:40Amelia, please.
00:42:44I know you felt it too.
00:42:51Amelia, please.
00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:42:56I felt it too.
00:42:57I felt it too.
00:43:02So why are we fighting it?
00:43:05I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07I do.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:38So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:43:44How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:43:48It's not my fault.
00:43:50They should change the name.
00:43:52No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:43:56If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:43:58The captain gets super drunk off his espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:02You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:13Thanks?
00:44:16You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:19Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:23I'm serious.
00:44:24The wedding's coming up.
00:44:27We could give it a shot.
00:44:29You mean like you and me?
00:44:31Together together?
00:44:33Why not?
00:44:34Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:44:36Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:44:55Oh, hey, Royce.
00:44:58Jake?
00:44:59How's it going?
00:45:01Good.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:04Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:05Crazy.
00:45:06I know.
00:45:07I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:10We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:13I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:15Is he always like that?
00:45:17So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:19I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:22He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:45:25Well, I am his woman.
00:45:27He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:45:30And I don't blame him.
00:45:32Oh, my God.
00:45:33Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:45:37I didn't mean to pry.
00:45:39I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:45:41I'm here if you need to talk.
00:45:43Thanks, Jake.
00:45:45But I'm engaged.
00:45:47Remember?
00:45:48And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:45:51I thought we had a connection.
00:45:53You're a cat person.
00:45:55It never would have worked.
00:45:58Come on, Gucci.
00:45:59Let's go.
00:46:03Cats are awesome.
00:46:06That was a great presentation.
00:46:10The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:13You think so?
00:46:14Ooh.
00:46:15Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:18Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46:19Now, listen.
00:46:19I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:46:22You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:46:25Gucci?
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia's specialty.
00:46:29Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:46:31You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:46:35At the dog park?
00:46:36Mm-hmm.
00:46:36I just texted her.
00:46:38It's all set.
00:46:39Now, go get a lover, boy.
00:46:42So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:46:56You've never played fetch before?
00:46:59It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:47:03Let me try.
00:47:04That's okay.
00:47:05I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:12Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:16No.
00:47:17I like my work.
00:47:19What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:47:24You're right.
00:47:24I should work less.
00:47:27If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:47:34Fetch Gucci.
00:47:35I've got a big surprise.
00:47:42A surprise?
00:47:44Just wait and see.
00:47:52Grazie, Enzo.
00:47:53Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:00What's that?
00:48:02Special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.
00:48:04The Gucci?
00:48:09It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:10You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:14I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:19Besides, a special occasion.
00:48:22I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:48:27No kidding.
00:48:29This is for us.
00:48:30Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:48:31What else is in the bag?
00:48:32Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:48:37You can cook?
00:48:38You can cook?
00:48:49That was so good.
00:48:53I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:48:56How did you do this?
00:48:59I can't cook at all.
00:49:01Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:04Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:06No.
00:49:06My mom taught me.
00:49:08Tell me about her.
00:49:09I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:13Sorry.
00:49:14I don't mean to pray.
00:49:17She passed away when I was 11.
00:49:20Breast cancer.
00:49:20But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:49:24She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:49:31We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:49:36I still have all of her recipes here.
00:49:40Handwritten in Italian.
00:49:42That's really special.
00:49:46I miss her.
00:49:47This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:49:54It's not corny.
00:49:56But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:49:59Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:02What about your parents?
00:50:04My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:50:08It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:12I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:17I don't want to lose her, too.
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:21Your story made me emotional.
00:50:23I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:50:25I'll help you.
00:50:26No, no, it's fine.
00:50:27I like doing the dishes.
00:50:29It relaxes me.
00:50:30Good.
00:50:31Because I hate them.
00:50:33Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:50:34Is it just the wine?
00:50:41Or am I really falling for...
00:50:43Him?
00:50:43Her.
00:50:46You don't want espresso.
00:50:56Hey.
00:50:57Hey.
00:50:58Do you want an espresso?
00:51:00I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:03No, thank you.
00:51:04You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:05I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:05Okay.
00:51:06Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:08How could I?
00:51:11Ready, bro?
00:51:12Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:15What do you know about ties?
00:51:17You wear t-shirts to work.
00:51:19And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:51:22Touche.
00:51:22There you go.
00:51:25Okay, bye.
00:51:26Bye.
00:51:29Love you.
00:51:30Love you too.
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:42Reflex.
00:51:43I didn't mean to say that.
00:51:45Me neither.
00:51:45Too soon.
00:51:48Talk about it later?
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:52Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:51:55And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:01Look who's here.
00:52:03Hey, my little guy.
00:52:06Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:08Look at this right here.
00:52:11Let's try it.
00:52:13Oh, yeah.
00:52:14Now, here's mine.
00:52:17Just like that.
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:19Even got one for Big Brother.
00:52:21Right there.
00:52:22Come to Papa.
00:52:25Yes, my boy.
00:52:27All right.
00:52:28All right.
00:52:28So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:52:31This is two weeks off.
00:52:33Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:34They're waiting for an answer.
00:52:35And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:52:38He says the band is free.
00:52:41You like Coldplay, right?
00:52:42Dad, you can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:46Well, I think we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:52:50How about that?
00:52:51Not too big.
00:52:52Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:52:54Let's just pump the brakes.
00:52:56We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:52:58What?
00:52:59Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:00No.
00:53:02Everything's great.
00:53:03It's better than great, honestly.
00:53:06But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:09That's our thing.
00:53:11It's not Amelia's thing.
00:53:13I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:53:15Wow, I never thought of that.
00:53:20You have a very good point there.
00:53:23I'm very impressed.
00:53:25You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:53:29I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:53:33Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:53:36Love?
00:53:38Yeah, I don't know.
00:53:41He's so cute.
00:53:43All right, all right.
00:53:45Change of deal.
00:53:46Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:53:48And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:53:51a wedding with Coldplay.
00:53:54No Coldplay, Dad.
00:53:56No Coldplay.
00:54:03So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:07It's not working.
00:54:09I know it.
00:54:10I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:54:13And I'm cured.
00:54:15What?
00:54:16You're cured?
00:54:18Oh, congratulations.
00:54:22I wasn't expecting it.
00:54:24I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:54:27It only took two sessions?
00:54:29I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:54:33Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:54:35What's wrong, sis?
00:54:36What's wrong, sis?
00:54:37We should be celebrating.
00:54:40I brought Prosecco.
00:54:41No.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43No, I'm good.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:46Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:54:48You can tell me anything.
00:54:49Is it Michelangelo?
00:54:52Is everything okay?
00:54:54If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far
00:55:00up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:55:02It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:07It's me.
00:55:10I have to tell you something.
00:55:14I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?
00:55:20What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:55:22It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:55:24And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:55:26Actually, he's not that bad.
00:55:32I kind of like him.
00:55:34Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:55:37We need to get you out of there.
00:55:39Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:55:45But what about the tabloid stories?
00:55:49You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:55:52They banned him for life.
00:55:54You'll never go to Epcot.
00:55:56He's not actually like the stories.
00:55:59Or at least not to me.
00:56:01He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:06If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:56:12What if you meet him?
00:56:14Yeah, meet him.
00:56:17Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:56:18Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:56:20Don't count on it.
00:56:22Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:56:24Fine.
00:56:27Yes.
00:56:28Only one.
00:56:29Yes.
00:56:32You won't regret it.
00:56:33I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:56:37You better bring the whole bottle.
00:56:41Thank you for making dinner.
00:56:42Of course.
00:56:44I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:56:46We need to celebrate.
00:56:50Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:56:55You mean besides me?
00:56:56I'm serious.
00:56:57It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:57:00Have a glass of wine.
00:57:03Tonight's going to be great.
00:57:04It's enormous.
00:57:17Why would anybody need so much room?
00:57:22It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:57:26Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:57:29So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:57:40How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:57:4296 Dom Perignon?
00:57:44Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:57:46Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:57:49It's worth more than my car.
00:57:51Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:57:56$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:57:57It's delicious.
00:58:00This was made in France.
00:58:02Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:58:05So, who wants a drink?
00:58:07Who wants a drink?
00:58:27You hardly touch your food.
00:58:30It's a little too rich for me.
00:58:35Mine tastes great.
00:58:38So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
00:58:45You don't mind, do you?
00:58:47Fire away.
00:58:47So, I know you two have been having your...
00:58:52Fun.
00:58:54Um, but...
00:58:56What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:01I don't think it's going to.
00:59:04That's cute and all, but...
00:59:06What about her career?
00:59:07Are you gonna support her?
00:59:09Or kids?
00:59:10What's your stance on that?
00:59:10Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
00:59:15Betsy!
00:59:16Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
00:59:23We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
00:59:26See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
00:59:28You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
00:59:32We know now.
00:59:33Easy, Betsy.
00:59:36I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
00:59:39And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
00:59:43And what makes you such an expert?
00:59:45I don't see a ring on your finger.
00:59:48Michelangelo...
00:59:48You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
00:59:51It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
00:59:53She gets it from you.
00:59:55Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:59:57You started it.
01:00:01Why don't we all just calm down?
01:00:07Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:00:09No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:00:13That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:00:14She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:00:16You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:00:18And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:00:22You know what?
01:00:23You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:00:24That's my sister.
01:00:25She just survived cancer.
01:00:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:00:32This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:00:35Not to me.
01:00:36You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:00:38I don't like this side of you.
01:00:39See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:00:42but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:00:45You told her?
01:00:46She's my sister.
01:00:47I don't care.
01:00:48That violates our agreement.
01:00:49Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:00:51A contractual agreement?
01:00:52Some kind of obligation?
01:00:54It's not what I meant.
01:00:55It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:00:57I love you.
01:00:59You love me?
01:01:01Don't listen to him.
01:01:02He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:03Shut the fuck up!
01:01:05You know what?
01:01:06Maybe she was right.
01:01:07I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:01:09It's over.
01:01:14We need to get out of here.
01:01:17I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:01:23Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,
01:01:29but you did the right thing.
01:01:33You do so much better than him.
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:37But he isn't a monster.
01:01:39I shouldn't have said that.
01:01:40We can talk about it on the road.
01:01:42Get packing, and if we leave now,
01:01:45we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:01:46Lay low for a bit.
01:01:48Mexico?
01:01:49Or Canada.
01:01:50Whatever.
01:01:51It's that, or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the Dino Lavinos.
01:01:55Or worse.
01:01:56I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:01:59I mean,
01:02:00I only told you about the contract.
01:02:02It's not like I told the media.
01:02:03You don't know that.
01:02:06We're liabilities.
01:02:08Lose ends.
01:02:10You should listen to more True Crime Podcast.
01:02:15Get rid of that thing.
01:02:18They could be tracking us right now.
01:02:20Yeah, you know,
01:02:21Michelangelo did manage to follow me
01:02:23to the Echoplex the other night.
01:02:24See?
01:02:26You could have a sniper on us.
01:02:32It's Romulus.
01:02:34Hey, Romulus.
01:02:36What?
01:02:37What do you mean,
01:02:38Gucci's missing?
01:02:50Oh, you came.
01:02:51Against my better judgment.
01:02:55I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:02:58I've just been busy,
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now.
01:03:03You should
01:03:04punish me for straying.
01:03:08You make me sick.
01:03:10I make me sick.
01:03:20Nice.
01:03:21Underwear.
01:03:23It's a great craftsmanship.
01:03:29Okay.
01:03:30Let's get this over with.
01:03:34Is that all you have to say?
01:03:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:03:39I'm
01:03:39sorry,
01:03:41Chantel.
01:03:43I thought I wanted this.
01:03:46But I don't.
01:03:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:03:51Amelia broke up with me.
01:03:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:04:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.
01:04:08I am fucking devastated.
01:04:10And all I wish is I could take back how I acted.
01:04:14I just wanted to come back to me.
01:04:20There.
01:04:21I'll be right there.
01:04:26Amelia?
01:04:29Hi, Dad.
01:04:31Gucci's gone?
01:04:33I'll be right there.
01:04:41Romulus.
01:04:41What?
01:04:42What?
01:04:42What?
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:44Wait.
01:04:45Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:04:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:04:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back.
01:04:57Well, we can help you find him.
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01Right?
01:05:02Oh.
01:05:03Good.
01:05:03Thanks.
01:05:04Good.
01:05:05Gucci.
01:05:06This better not be a trap.
01:05:08Just come on.
01:05:11Gucci.
01:05:12Gucci.
01:05:13Gucci.
01:05:14Hey, hey, hey.
01:05:14Where's Michelangelo?
01:05:16Huh?
01:05:16I thought you were both together.
01:05:17Why isn't he here with you?
01:05:18Oh, um, he's...
01:05:20Sorry.
01:05:21I'm late, Dad.
01:05:22Where were you?
01:05:24I had to stop for late night delivery of Mastrionis.
01:05:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:05:29This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:05:30Nothing will.
01:05:32Smart move, dude.
01:05:33Here, ladies.
01:05:34Take a piece of this prosciutto over here.
01:05:36That's it.
01:05:41Amelia.
01:05:51Gucci.
01:05:57This whole place.
01:06:00We've been looking for him all night long.
01:06:02We're never going to find him.
01:06:05Don't give up, Dad.
01:06:06He's just off having a little adventure.
01:06:08Keep looking.
01:06:09He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:06:12See?
01:06:12They're not going to kill us.
01:06:14I do have to admit, though,
01:06:16I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:06:19He's really there for his dad.
01:06:22His dad's dog.
01:06:24So you approve now?
01:06:25They didn't say that.
01:06:26They didn't say that.
01:06:29Gucci!
01:06:33Gucci!
01:06:34My boy's back!
01:06:36Oh!
01:06:41Okay.
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:07:01A little.
01:07:04It's okay.
01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:11Amelia,
01:07:11can we talk?
01:07:13Please?
01:07:19Amelia,
01:07:20can we talk?
01:07:23Please?
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:34Amelia,
01:07:35I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:38I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:07:42and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:07:43for mentioning the contract.
01:07:47I hope that you know you
01:07:49mean so much more to me
01:07:50than just a business agreement.
01:07:54Thanks for saying that.
01:07:56I needed to hear that.
01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:02You're not one.
01:08:05I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:08Most of them are good.
01:08:11I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:14I'm not.
01:08:17You're not?
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Amelia,
01:08:21this might sound crazy,
01:08:23but
01:08:23I meant it
01:08:25when I said that I love you.
01:08:27And I don't want
01:08:28some silly piece of paper
01:08:30to be the reason
01:08:31that we stay together.
01:08:33I want to know
01:08:34that our love is real.
01:08:38Dad.
01:08:39What is it, son?
01:08:41I want to cancel the contract
01:08:42between me and Amelia.
01:08:44Why, son?
01:08:46Because I want to ask her
01:08:47to marry me.
01:08:50And not because of some
01:08:52legal obligation,
01:08:54but because she wants to.
01:08:56consider our contract
01:09:03to Noel and Boyd.
01:09:11Amelia,
01:09:12where will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:20Yes.
01:09:24I'll marry you.
01:09:40You've made me
01:09:40the happiest underwear model
01:09:42in the world.
01:09:43And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:46Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping
01:09:48like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:52All right.
01:09:52All right.
01:09:53You two.
01:09:54That's enough.
01:09:54All right.
01:09:55We spent this whole night together.
01:09:57Come over to my place.
01:09:59All right.
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:00Italian style.
01:10:03Hopefully it's not
01:10:03too rich for you.
01:10:05I think I can get used to it.
01:10:07And then we can all
01:10:08discuss the wedding.
01:10:09All right.
01:10:10I want to hear
01:10:11from everybody involved.
01:10:13Especially Coldplay.
01:10:15We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:16It was worth a try.
01:10:18He he he he he.
01:10:41And now the bride
01:10:42and groom
01:10:43would like to give their vows.
01:10:44Michelangelo?
01:10:45Uh...
01:10:47Amelia.
01:10:51Even though we're far
01:10:52from a perfect couple,
01:10:54we're perfect together.
01:10:57I've learned so much
01:10:59from you in
01:10:59such a short amount of time
01:11:01and not just about dogs.
01:11:04I don't know
01:11:05how I ever managed
01:11:07anything without you.
01:11:08I'm looking forward to your support
01:11:13and counsel
01:11:15as I take over
01:11:17the family business
01:11:18from my father this year.
01:11:19And in return,
01:11:21I promise
01:11:22to be patient
01:11:26and a loving husband
01:11:27as you turn our backyard
01:11:29into the doggy daycare
01:11:30you've always dreamed of.
01:11:31I...
01:11:32Amelia, you are
01:11:37the only thing better
01:11:39than free underwear.
01:11:42I love you so much.
01:11:48I never thought
01:11:51I would end up
01:11:51with a former
01:11:52man-thong model,
01:11:54but here we are.
01:11:56Michelangelo,
01:11:57you've helped me
01:11:58come out of my shell
01:11:59and you've taught me
01:12:00how to live life
01:12:00to the fullest,
01:12:01something I hope
01:12:02to do more of
01:12:03on our honeymoon
01:12:03in Italy.
01:12:04And although we haven't
01:12:10spent much time together,
01:12:12it feels like a lifetime
01:12:13in a good way.
01:12:15I know your mom
01:12:16would be proud of you.
01:12:17Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:12:19I love you.
01:12:20With the power vested in me
01:12:22by Almighty God
01:12:23and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:12:25I now pronounce you
01:12:26husband and wife.
01:12:28You may kiss your bride.
01:12:34Thanks.
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01:12:41Amelia's sister.
01:12:42I'm Jake,
01:12:43another dog walker.
01:12:46It's crazy,
01:12:47you know,
01:12:47given my sister,
01:12:48but I've always been
01:12:50more of a cat person.
01:12:52Me too!
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