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Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:28The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:15Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:38What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Nova?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:50and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me
00:01:54and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:56she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up
00:02:04or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:05from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:12and I had to jump in
00:02:14and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:18Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:42Open.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:03:00Uh, guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:11No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:14when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:17Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:21then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:22I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:43What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right, um, let's get you up.
00:04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:31What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:43You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had, and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:04:59I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:08Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:25Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:27We've been over this a million times.
00:05:29I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:36Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled,
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend.
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:21After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:45Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:04Did you see that?
00:07:05She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:32Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:51Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:17Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:47What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:02That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:12Mia, her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia, slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:55You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:04That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:44What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:25She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:36You'll spank me.
00:11:38You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:47You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:15Yeah, I know.
00:12:16It's part of my charm.
00:12:17Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:20Jules!
00:12:22You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30Stop it.
00:12:31You're so hot.
00:12:34I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:43Noah, you come over here.
00:12:51Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:01Don't be prude.
00:13:03It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:15What are you doing?
00:13:27What are you doing?
00:13:27What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:46Fuck me.
00:13:50Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:53Play along.
00:13:54Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby.
00:14:16Give it to me.
00:14:17You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:31Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:37Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:39Show me what you got.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:40Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Now, now, now.
00:14:47Okay.
00:15:00Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:05Yeah, thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here.
00:15:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:17This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:29Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:45Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:51Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:53Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I internship.
00:16:02Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:04Internship will be yours.
00:16:07Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn
00:16:11in this house.
00:16:12You're on.
00:16:19We need to talk.
00:16:24Emmett, get out.
00:16:29Did I get my job back?
00:16:32Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:36To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:39You're nuts.
00:16:41I'm not a hooker.
00:16:42I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:47Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:50Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:52Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:54Now, I need $100,000.
00:16:58Done.
00:17:00Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:04Give me that.
00:17:09Not yet.
00:17:16Give me that.
00:17:17Not yet.
00:17:18I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:22But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:27This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:32I'll do it.
00:17:35Great.
00:17:40Let's seal the deal.
00:17:41I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:02Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:03You can't resist me.
00:18:08Alright.
00:18:09Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:11Rule number one.
00:18:22No boners.
00:18:24You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:27You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:31Just one.
00:18:34No feelings.
00:18:35I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:39You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:41Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:50Yeah, I do.
00:18:51I have one.
00:18:52No one touches you but me.
00:19:00You don't own me.
00:19:02Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:04While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:07So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:13Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:15Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:17Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:18Let the show begin.
00:19:27Ew.
00:19:28I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:30There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:31You kicked me out.
00:19:34Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:39Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:41At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:48Mia.
00:19:50Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:54This is my house.
00:19:56And Jules is my...
00:19:57I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:05Hey, Mom.
00:20:08Jason!
00:20:09Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:13Dinner
00:20:14is served.
00:20:20Let's fucking go!
00:20:23Yay!
00:20:27Oops.
00:20:32I spilled.
00:20:35Emmett?
00:20:36You want to help?
00:20:38Yeah?
00:20:47Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:51Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:20:57Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:08Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:10I'm in mode again.
00:21:24I'm in beast mode.
00:21:25I'm on go.
00:21:26Got to troll again.
00:21:27Where I been?
00:21:28That shit never know.
00:21:29Shelfie's rolling in.
00:21:30Look, it's go.
00:21:31Losers gotta go.
00:21:32I'm on teeing again.
00:21:33I can't stop.
00:21:34No, I cannot know.
00:21:36Oops.
00:21:38Spilled a little.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:39Jules.
00:21:42I'm still thirsty.
00:21:53Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:56I have to go.
00:21:56If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip of it for me.
00:22:11Choke on it.
00:22:17Don't run away from me.
00:22:19Don't touch me.
00:22:20Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:27Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:34You can be a real asshole sometimes.
00:22:37You know that?
00:22:38Yeah, I know.
00:22:40Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:22:42You're shivering.
00:22:43You're shivering.
00:22:44You're shivering.
00:22:45Come here.
00:22:58Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:59I'll take the couch.
00:23:00What are you doing here?
00:23:24And where is Noah?
00:23:25Noah?
00:23:25Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:31Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:33Whatever.
00:23:34I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:38Mia's your best friend.
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:43People contain multitudes.
00:23:46Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:48She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:51And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:54And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:23:58If you know what I mean.
00:23:59Oh, pardon me.
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:01Like what you see?
00:24:12I do, actually.
00:24:31What are you doing here?
00:24:36Taking a shower.
00:24:40Remember, no going in.
00:24:43You wish.
00:24:49Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:52I got some friends coming over.
00:24:54Meet me at the pool.
00:24:54I'm sorry.
00:25:01What's with this guy?
00:25:08One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:10Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:19Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:27Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:31I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:45Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:49Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:52You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:55You're right.
00:25:57It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:01Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:08Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:15Mia, would you relax?
00:26:17We're not taking a vote.
00:26:18We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:26:21What's Survivor?
00:26:22A show for old people.
00:26:24Ew!
00:26:25That's so boring.
00:26:26I'm kidding!
00:26:29Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:31What game is she trying to play?
00:26:35Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:39Come on, Mia.
00:26:40We used to be best friends.
00:26:42Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:46You're right.
00:26:46We did.
00:26:48We used to be best friends.
00:26:50And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:55It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:01What are you talking about?
00:27:03I never said anything about save it.
00:27:06Herb's right here.
00:27:07And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:13Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:17I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:23I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:29Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:32Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:37They can?
00:27:39I never said that.
00:27:40Mia did.
00:27:41She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:45Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:49Hey, I made good money for these.
00:27:53Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:55Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:27:57Really?
00:27:58Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:01She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:04Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:10Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:12You said that about me?
00:28:15I can explain.
00:28:16Save your breath.
00:28:27Mitch!
00:28:27Don't touch me!
00:28:30Get off of me!
00:28:31Get off of me!
00:28:43You are so hot.
00:28:44Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:46Yo!
00:29:11Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:14no no no way dude like i'm just gonna distract myself screw around a little bit
00:29:20don't come crawling back
00:29:21speak of the devil
00:29:25you hooked up with jules dude look you hooked up with jules i don't know what's going on what do
00:29:36you mean jules it's pretty fucking clear you hooked up
00:29:39fuck yeah you're fucked
00:29:44idiot stop
00:29:46fuck you dude stop
00:29:47did you post this
00:29:53jules did you post this
00:30:04i don't know jules why would you take a video of us having sex and post it
00:30:13what are you trying to be a porn star
00:30:14i didn't do anything
00:30:18jules it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone
00:30:22you know what everyone was right about you
00:30:26you're just like all the other douchebags on this campus
00:30:29whoa you don't mean that
00:30:31lose my number i never want to see you again
00:30:35fine feelings mutual
00:30:37great you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year
00:30:45thank god you're here listen jules none of us want to be associated with you anymore
00:30:55you're a skank so get out and don't come back
00:31:00help help
00:31:14help
00:31:16You saved me?
00:31:41That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:44And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:51Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:55Go on, Jules.
00:31:56Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:31:58Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:32:03Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:07One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:21Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:23I can explain everything.
00:32:25Good, explain. Now.
00:32:33You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:36Takes one to know one.
00:32:38Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:40You're right. We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:53Trust me. We won't stay secret for long.
00:32:56I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:11You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:33:15That way everyone can see it.
00:33:16But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:28OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:31I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:35How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:38You don't know him like I do.
00:33:41If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:43Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:46I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:52He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:55But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:33:58More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:02The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:06Except for the one about you.
00:34:08I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:10That's true.
00:34:11Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:15Is that true?
00:34:17It's true.
00:34:19I liked you.
00:34:20Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:21I mean, really.
00:34:22I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:23So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:25Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:26I guess you can.
00:34:28There's no way for me to prove it.
00:34:29There's no way for me to prove it.
00:34:31It's true.
00:34:32It's true.
00:34:34I liked you.
00:34:36Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:38I mean, really.
00:34:39I mean, really.
00:34:40Alright.
00:34:41I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:44So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:47Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:51I guess you can't.
00:34:53There's no way for me to prove it.
00:34:55I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:04But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:09I really did.
00:35:14Can I give those two until the end of today?
00:35:16To what, Bone?
00:35:19They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:21It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:23I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:29Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:39You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:42When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:35:47Mm-hmm.
00:35:53She's never kissed me like that.
00:35:54My turn.
00:35:55She's never kissed me like that.
00:35:56My turn.
00:35:59No smoke.
00:36:00Looks like we have to do this.
00:36:02No smoke.
00:36:03Looks like we have to do this.
00:36:04She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:15My turn.
00:36:16Hmm.
00:36:17No smoke.
00:36:18Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:29Keep the circle moving.
00:36:54If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:03Get off.
00:37:05Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:06What's a little peck?
00:37:08Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:11Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:19Hey, Jules!
00:37:21Jules!
00:37:22You're a pig!
00:37:23Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:24He's lying.
00:37:25I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:27But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:32You have feelings for me?
00:37:38I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:40But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:42You have feelings for me?
00:37:44Yes, Jules.
00:37:45I have feelings for you.
00:37:46You do?
00:37:47But...
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:49I have all the feelings.
00:37:50Confusion.
00:37:51Frustration.
00:37:52Blind rage.
00:37:53You have to predict!
00:37:54Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:55Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:37:58Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:02I broke your trust.
00:38:03And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:06What do you mean?
00:38:07I mean I trusted you and you let me down, and now I'm saying I would do anything to try
00:38:12again.
00:38:13Do you want to get back together?
00:38:17You said no feelings.
00:38:19Yeah, you're right.
00:38:22So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:25Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:27Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:29Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:39Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:38:42Ew.
00:38:43Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:45Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:47I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:49Mm-hmm.
00:38:51Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:54And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother
00:38:59still owes money to.
00:39:00Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:03Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:06Hm?
00:39:07Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:08You should go do that right now.
00:39:09Yes!
00:39:16It's not that easy.
00:39:18Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:19I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:21Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:26What do you mean?
00:39:28I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:32Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:35She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:38I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:42and tell him I don't have feelings for him, or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:46We can talk later.
00:39:49I promise.
00:40:01The girls go shopping.
00:40:03Saturdays are for the boys!
00:40:07Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:10I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:15Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:20It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:40:23The internship is mine.
00:40:25Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:27Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:30If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:41Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:46Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:49I'm gonna go try this on!
00:40:50You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:00Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:03No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:41:06Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:08What are you doing?
00:41:10I'm shopping.
00:41:12Do you not remember me?
00:41:14I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:16Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:18She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:20Mmm, but what Mia says goes.
00:41:23So your money's no good here.
00:41:25You know what?
00:41:27You're right!
00:41:28I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:32That's it! You're out!
00:41:35Oh, Mr. Allen! Excuse me!
00:41:38I'm just gonna take out the trash!
00:41:40Trash?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:42That's my girlfriend.
00:41:43Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:51See this car?
00:41:54Has no spending limit.
00:41:56My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:41:58And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:02No way, this is mine!
00:42:04Are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:05No.
00:42:06Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:08Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:09Yeah.
00:42:11What do you think?
00:42:13Noah?
00:42:15Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:17Of course.
00:42:18You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:19Is it too expensive?
00:42:20No.
00:42:21No.
00:42:22No.
00:42:23No.
00:42:24No.
00:42:25No.
00:42:26No.
00:42:27No.
00:42:28No.
00:42:29No.
00:42:30No.
00:42:31No.
00:42:32No.
00:42:33No.
00:42:34No.
00:42:35No.
00:42:36No.
00:42:37No.
00:42:38No.
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00:43:06No.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08No.
00:43:09No.
00:43:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:21Put the dress on my card.
00:43:25Excuse me.
00:43:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:31I bet she stole it.
00:43:33I would never.
00:43:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:38Fine.
00:43:40Whatever, Mia.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Told ya.
00:43:59I don't know how that got there.
00:44:03Well, she stole it.
00:44:05And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:10Call the police.
00:44:12Don't call the police.
00:44:14This is all my fault.
00:44:16No, it's not.
00:44:17Yes, it is.
00:44:19I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:23But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:24You can't do this.
00:44:27It's a waste of money.
00:44:29Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:31It's worth it.
00:44:32Trust me.
00:44:33And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:36Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:38Please and thank you.
00:44:38There he is.
00:44:53Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:44:56Yeah, Jules will try it every night.
00:44:59Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:45:02me.
00:45:08Watch your mouth.
00:45:09Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:10Okay, dude.
00:45:13Jules is mine first.
00:45:14I dumped her, okay?
00:45:17It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:19Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:22Okay, all right.
00:45:26Let's add some heat to her, bet.
00:45:27Yeah?
00:45:29I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship, and never
00:45:33come back to the summer house.
00:45:35Hmm?
00:45:35Fine.
00:45:36And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:39the summer, okay?
00:45:40I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:43Deal.
00:45:48You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:51Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:00Eat shit.
00:46:02Hey.
00:46:04Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:07Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:09Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight, unless it's with me.
00:46:20Hey.
00:46:27Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:29Uh, I don't know.
00:46:31Jules, you, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:35About what?
00:46:36The music in here?
00:46:38Because I think it sucks.
00:46:40Jules.
00:46:42Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:44For real.
00:46:45No contracts and no money.
00:46:47I mean it.
00:46:47I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:51Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:53Like I care.
00:46:55I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:47:00We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:02Have fun.
00:47:04Here.
00:47:05Put this on.
00:47:07I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:13You're crazy.
00:47:14Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:21You're on.
00:47:22Follow me.
00:47:34Let the show begin.
00:47:45You think you're hot shit?
00:47:47Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:49Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:47:54Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:01The rules are simple.
00:48:03Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:08And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:12Woo!
00:48:13Woo!
00:48:13Woo!
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:26Yeah!
00:48:27Yeah!
00:48:27Come more.
00:48:28Come on.
00:48:30Yeah!
00:48:31Come on.
00:48:32You're the meat.
00:48:32Come back.
00:48:33Come, come.
00:48:34Even if you're the meat.
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:36Come make it up.
00:48:36Yeah!
00:48:37Yeah!
00:48:38Come back!
00:48:38I'm Jack is, I got the weight of the world
00:48:42Way to the world
00:48:43Getting the diamonds upon
00:48:45Diamonds upon
00:48:46Now when you're waiting on me
00:48:48Anticipating
00:48:50Rides all back
00:48:52I'm Jack is, I got the weight of the world
00:48:54mestiele of world
00:48:56Getting the diamonds upon
00:48:57Diamonds upon
00:48:59Now when you're waiting on me
00:49:01Anticipating
00:49:03Dings all back
00:49:04Showers
00:49:05Top that.
00:49:26Top that.
00:49:35You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:42Show them all.
00:49:42Chased that high, but I won't be around when you cry, let me cry.
00:49:54The tears on your face, you're falling in vain when you cry.
00:50:02The same woman sings, I loved you in vain when you cry.
00:50:12Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now.
00:50:19Yeah?
00:50:21I got you.
00:50:25Here's a tip.
00:50:26And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:32And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:39Mia!
00:50:41Woo!
00:50:45As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:50I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:50:56Jules, wait!
00:51:04You look upset.
00:51:07What are you, my therapist?
00:51:09Fuck off.
00:51:10No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:15Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:23What is that?
00:51:24Oh, good time.
00:51:26Come on, Jules.
00:51:28You want to have some fun?
00:51:30No, thanks.
00:51:31Oh, bu-bu-bu-bu-bu.
00:51:33Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:36Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:40Better play along.
00:51:51Bottoms up.
00:51:52Cheers.
00:51:55All right.
00:51:58Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:00Come on.
00:52:01I'm going to go change.
00:52:02Destin.
00:52:02Have you seen Jules?
00:52:08Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:11Emmett was with her.
00:52:12That little shit.
00:52:13That little shit.
00:52:22Don't move.
00:52:23Don't move.
00:52:24What do you think you're doing?
00:52:30Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:33We both know you want this.
00:52:35Be gentle.
00:52:36Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:39Back off.
00:52:40Just relax, baby.
00:52:42Let that E kick in.
00:52:43You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:47I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:49Let go of me.
00:52:51This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:53Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:54Mom, for me.
00:52:56I mean...
00:52:58Jules?
00:53:00Jules, are you in there?
00:53:02Noah!
00:53:03Help me!
00:53:07Noah!
00:53:08Help me!
00:53:10Emmett!
00:53:11Get off of her!
00:53:14You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:16What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:21Emmett!
00:53:21She doesn't want you!
00:53:23What are you doing?
00:53:24She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:26Even if she won't say so.
00:53:34Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:35I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:40Wait!
00:53:40Stop!
00:53:45This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:03You look like shit.
00:54:06Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:08All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:10Emmett!
00:54:11Hey!
00:54:13Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:19Mia, stop.
00:54:23This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:27Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:28Be so fucking for real.
00:54:30Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:32You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:37And you know what?
00:54:39He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:42Tonight.
00:54:43Mia!
00:54:44Sit down.
00:54:45Emmett!
00:54:46If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:50Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:52Let's go.
00:54:58I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:00Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:12Ow!
00:55:14You're hurt.
00:55:15Let me help you.
00:55:16Okay.
00:55:17I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:28I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:28I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:43I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:46Really.
00:55:47I didn't take them.
00:55:49You didn't take the pills?
00:55:55You know, I got something better than E.
00:55:58It's twice as fun.
00:56:00And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:10What are you trying to give me?
00:56:16Rocky Road.
00:56:19Ow!
00:56:20Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:22This is how you repay me?
00:56:23How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:28I'm not an asshole.
00:56:30No.
00:56:31You're the king of assholes.
00:56:34You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:39but whatever.
00:56:40I got to show you something.
00:56:56I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:56:59And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:12It worked.
00:57:13I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:28Stop waiting.
00:57:30I need you.
00:57:33Now.
00:57:33What if somebody sees?
00:57:40Everybody's at the club.
00:57:43I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:45I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:45I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:45I don't know.
00:58:15Oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:58:20Hi, Mrs. Allen, it's Mia, yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:26Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
00:58:29and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:34Okay, bye.
00:58:45Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:50What are you doing up so early?
00:58:52I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:54I'm ready for another round.
00:58:56Hey, can you knock?
00:58:58Can you put your boner away?
00:59:00Get up!
00:59:02Get up!
00:59:03Get up!
00:59:04Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:05Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:06It's worse than a fire!
00:59:08Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:15You're fucking with me.
00:59:21What's the big deal?
00:59:22Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:23And the mess.
00:59:24And you.
00:59:25What about me?
00:59:26She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:27But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:28Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
00:59:30and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:33I need to get out of here.
00:59:35I'll hide Jules.
00:59:36I'll distract Mom.
00:59:40Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:42Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:44Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:51Got it.
01:00:01Get your brother.
01:00:03Now.
01:00:10Mommy!
01:00:11Wait!
01:00:12Noah!
01:00:13Uh...
01:00:18My baby boy!
01:00:19Mom!
01:00:20Hi!
01:00:21Hey!
01:00:22Mom!
01:00:23I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:25Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:29To propose!
01:00:35Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:37None of your business.
01:00:38None of your business.
01:00:40Okay.
01:00:41Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:52What is that slut doing here?
01:00:53You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:00:54Get out of this house!
01:00:55Mom!
01:00:56Noah!
01:00:57A little help!
01:00:58Uh, Mom!
01:00:59Uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:01Uh, yes!
01:01:02It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:04Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:07Lisa?
01:01:08Lisa?
01:01:09Hi second mommy!
01:01:10Mwah!
01:01:11Mwah!
01:01:12Mwah!
01:01:13We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:14Oh yes, we do.
01:01:15You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:16I have no idea what you're doing.
01:01:17It's like you're not going to be doing it.
01:01:18Yeah, I'm not going to be doing it.
01:01:19I'm not going to be doing it.
01:01:20Okay.
01:01:21Uh.
01:01:22I'm going to be doing it.
01:01:23It's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:25Ah, yes.
01:01:26It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:27Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa!
01:01:29My second mommy!
01:01:30Mwah!
01:01:31Mwah!
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:33Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:36I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:40But after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her.
01:01:43Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay? Please?
01:01:56My head hurts. Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:00Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:02Oh, thanks.
01:02:06She's tired.
01:02:18Water. Water. I need water.
01:02:22Jules, what did you give my mom?
01:02:26Aspirin.
01:02:27Aspirin?
01:02:28Woo! It's so hot in here.
01:02:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:36Oh, no.
01:02:40Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:47Rawr!
01:02:48All right, that's enough. Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:02:50Let's go.
01:02:51Woo!
01:02:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:02:57No way. You gave her those?
01:02:59I didn't give them.
01:03:00She found them.
01:03:02Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:05She hates you already. What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:11Where did she go?
01:03:13Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:29No way. It feels so good.
01:03:34Oh, wait, no.
01:03:37Help!
01:03:38I'm drowning!
01:03:40Mia, save me!
01:03:42Oh, absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:03:47Help!
01:03:48Help!
01:03:50Oh, no!
01:04:08You saved me!
01:04:12Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:14I was wrong about you.
01:04:22I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:33Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:37I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:39Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:40Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:45You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:51I still got to pay to hang out with me.
01:04:55No feelings. Remember?
01:05:03I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:07I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:05:10I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:17When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:22If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:27So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:05:31When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:05:34now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:46Come with me.
01:05:46I want to give you the money.
01:05:51I want to give you the money.
01:05:54Not as your boss.
01:05:56As your boyfriend.
01:05:58Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:05:59I don't know what to say.
01:06:03Just let me take care of you.
01:06:08And tell me that you love me.
01:06:17I don't think I can say it.
01:06:19Well, let me take care of you.
01:06:23It's the least you can do.
01:06:25Fine.
01:06:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:31And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:35I know you do.
01:06:41Good morning, everyone.
01:06:43Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:46Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:51I was just leaving.
01:06:52You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:54We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:00After your little sex video was released,
01:07:03at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:08But, after you saved me,
01:07:12all I can say is...
01:07:15Welcome to the family!
01:07:19Wait.
01:07:20You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:24That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:28I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:31I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:44Good luck with that.
01:07:45I don't need luck.
01:07:47I have a really big brain.
01:07:55There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:02What is this?
01:08:04Ew, what died in here?
01:08:13My manhood.
01:08:16Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:18Really?
01:08:22I don't like to read.
01:08:24It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:27They're faking their entire relationship,
01:08:29so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:32That's cheating.
01:08:33Oh, great.
01:08:35You finally figured it out.
01:08:36Good boy.
01:08:39I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:47I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:50I know, I know.
01:08:51But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:08:58What up, lovebirds?
01:09:01Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:03You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:09Who are you?
01:09:11I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:15Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:24Uh, what are you doing here?
01:09:26Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:30I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:34The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:37I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:41Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:45He seems a little confused.
01:09:51Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:54Uh, I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:09:57and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:02The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:07And I get bored easy.
01:10:08Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:18Interview starts now.
01:10:19Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:25Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:28That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:38That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:40He's a total clown.
01:10:42Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:48And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:50But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:52Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:55I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:00I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:05And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:08And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:11The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:15Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:17And so do you.
01:11:18Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:23You lied to me.
01:11:24No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:25I just...
01:11:27I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:29I'm sorry.
01:11:33Everybody!
01:11:35Let's get the party started!
01:11:38It's over!
01:11:41Grab your bag.
01:11:45Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:51I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:54There's something special about you.
01:11:57You're so beautiful.
01:12:00Thanks.
01:12:02But I'm taken.
01:12:03I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:06Noah, tell me.
01:12:08Tony, who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:11That'd be me.
01:12:14You're a lucky man.
01:12:15I know.
01:12:21How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:22I'll protect you.
01:12:24And look at here.
01:12:27The happy little couple.
01:12:30From whole mates to soul mates.
01:12:32We're looking for the learnest.
01:12:36Emmett.
01:12:36Noah and I are talking.
01:12:39Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:41Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:44yeah it's finally gonna win her bet what bet what bet i told noah that if you guys can make
01:12:55it throughout the summer i would drop out of the internship pool that's not true yeah it is
01:13:02i thought noah would pussy out if i won so i recorded the whole thing you play that i'll
01:13:08kick your ass i don't want to hear it yeah i'd probably break your heart to know that you were
01:13:17just a bet to know i was nothing but a bet to you i was nothing but a bet to you i was nothing but a
01:13:27check to you both of you can fuck off
01:13:31chicks dude i'm gonna kick your fucking ass i wouldn't want to do that in front of our special
01:13:41guest i don't care about anybody except jules you're pathetic me whatever dude
01:13:51what were you thinking that noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:13:59i've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:14:03you're a sexy girl you could have a lot of fun i don't have time for that shit then make time
01:14:12there's a tradition at lehman the boys share their toys and i want to play with you
01:14:19i don't want to be played with if you play nice i'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:14:25the only reason why noah made his bet was to get this job even if this guy is an asshole
01:14:31i should hear him out what do i have to do let me borrow you for the night
01:14:38in your dreams perv
01:14:42mia
01:14:46you know where jules is
01:14:48you're still caught up on that skank
01:14:51maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:14:54mia
01:14:55a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:14:58get it through your head
01:14:59i want to be with jules
01:15:01why do you like her so much
01:15:04i don't like her
01:15:05i love her
01:15:08you know
01:15:12i feel sorry for you
01:15:14for falling in love with such a liar
01:15:15you know she planted that sex tape right
01:15:17yeah well she said she didn't
01:15:20found your girlfriend
01:15:21if i do what you say
01:15:35then you'll give noah this job
01:15:37yes
01:15:38and it's the only way you'd get in
01:15:40we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:15:43my company looks down on sex tapes
01:15:46wait
01:15:48now i know where i recognize you
01:15:51damn
01:15:52you were great
01:15:53just one kiss
01:15:55that's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:15:59don't play hard to get
01:16:05get off of her
01:16:12get off of her
01:16:18let me have my fun
01:16:20then you can take your turn
01:16:21if you don't leave her alone
01:16:22i'm gonna break your fingers
01:16:23you wouldn't dare
01:16:25you little shit
01:16:29you'll never work felina
01:16:30yeah it looks like i dodged a bullet there
01:16:32because i would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:34than work with any of you pervs at lehman
01:16:36you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:16:40you want to mess with me
01:16:41you want to mess with me
01:16:42yeah why don't you sue me
01:16:44and we'll let all the papers know
01:16:45that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:46who's chasing young girls around
01:16:48you know i bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:16:51please don't tell my wife
01:16:52get out of my face old man
01:16:54how could you do that to me jules
01:17:06how could you do that to me jules
01:17:10it wasn't what it looked like
01:17:12don't lie to me
01:17:13i saw you kiss him back
01:17:15i didn't kiss him
01:17:19but even if i did
01:17:21you made a bet with emmet about our relationship
01:17:23you were getting money out of the deal
01:17:26so why does it matter
01:17:27tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:31and you want him right now
01:17:32tell him you love him
01:17:34it matters
01:17:35because it makes it clear
01:17:37that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:39you're fired
01:17:47get out of my house
01:17:50you're gone for good bitch
01:18:06you never belonged with us
01:18:12and now
01:18:13it's your turn to go
01:18:15i played you
01:18:18and i won
01:18:19this has nothing to do with you
01:18:22oh honey
01:18:24this has everything
01:18:26to do with me
01:18:27i planted the camera in your room
01:18:34and then
01:18:35i got the sex tape of you and noah
01:18:38and then
01:18:39i uploaded it for everyone to see
01:18:42you thought you were better than me
01:18:49but i always win
01:18:51all
01:18:53i fucking do
01:18:54is win
01:18:56a miserable bitch like you
01:18:59will never win
01:19:01mom
01:19:10i saved the house
01:19:12it's too late
01:19:15maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:19:23someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:19:27that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:19:30you lose everything
01:19:32oh god
01:19:35can i help you
01:19:47what are you doing in that uniform
01:19:49my dad cut me off after i lost the andrew lehman internship
01:19:53i guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job so
01:19:57getting anything
01:20:01i have a big tip for you
01:20:09seriously
01:20:11smile more
01:20:13this money feels dirty
01:20:23i never want to see this check again
01:20:25miss me
01:20:37miss me
01:20:43get lost
01:20:49i deserve that
01:20:51look i wrote us up a new contract all right
01:20:56and i think you'll really like it
01:20:58is this the deed to my house
01:21:05yeah
01:21:06this morning i bought it
01:21:08you bought my house from under us
01:21:12look at the name on the title
01:21:13oh my god
01:21:15oh my god
01:21:17you put it under my name
01:21:20it's yours jules
01:21:22it's all yours
01:21:23but
01:21:25i am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:27another condition
01:21:30what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again
01:21:34sleep with your boss
01:21:36drug your mom
01:21:37no
01:21:37no
01:21:37but i would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:21:42tonight
01:21:43at 8pm
01:21:50and i want you to wear this
01:21:52what are you doing here
01:22:07noah told me to come
01:22:09really
01:22:10oh
01:22:11how pathetic
01:22:12noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:22:15he's proposing to you
01:22:20when did you two get back together
01:22:22well
01:22:23it's not official yet
01:22:24but he invited me here
01:22:26to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:22:28and even an idiot like you
01:22:30would know that he's proposing
01:22:31i guess after spending the entire summer
01:22:34being bored to death by you
01:22:36noah decided it was time to be with
01:22:38the best
01:22:39mia
01:22:41jules
01:22:42i am so happy that both of you were here
01:22:45why did you invite me here
01:22:47to watch you propose to mia
01:22:49propose
01:22:50who said anything about proposing to you
01:22:53oh please
01:22:54the big question
01:22:55yeah i do have a big question
01:22:58mia
01:23:00why did you plant that sex tape of jules and i
01:23:02uh
01:23:04how did you know about that
01:23:07well because i made a huge mistake
01:23:09and when you were leaving the summer house
01:23:11i heard you're in jules's fight
01:23:13you know
01:23:14the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:23:16okay
01:23:17fine
01:23:19yeah
01:23:20i planted the camera
01:23:22and i uploaded the video to the internet
01:23:23but
01:23:24i just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:23:27what are you gonna do
01:23:29arrest me
01:23:29actually that's my job
01:23:31oh hi
01:23:31mia matthews
01:23:32you're under arrest
01:23:33what
01:23:33for revenge porn
01:23:35what
01:23:35you're not actually doing this are you
01:23:37these are not what they're for
01:23:38call my dad
01:23:39oh daddy
01:23:41bye ma'am
01:23:42if you invited me here to watch that
01:23:47i appreciate it
01:23:49that's not why i invited you here
01:23:51everybody
01:23:56what is he doing
01:23:59i have invited you all here so i can share my secrets
01:24:07and here are my secrets
01:24:10i scream when i see spiders
01:24:15i do
01:24:16and i crashed my car on santa monica boulevard
01:24:20and i was so scared i just left it there
01:24:23and i cannot tell my left from my right
01:24:26noah
01:24:27what are you doing you look like a crazy person
01:24:29and i have one more secret
01:24:31jules i am stupidly in love with you
01:24:36and i want to make it official jules
01:24:42right here in front of everybody
01:24:43i want everyone to know
01:24:46what you are to me
01:24:47yes noah
01:24:51i'll be your girlfriend
01:24:52even if i'm an asshole
01:24:54it's part of your charm
01:24:56i love you
01:24:58i love you right back
01:24:59everybody
01:25:07let's get this party started
01:25:10yay
01:25:20all i do is rip away
01:25:20all i do is rip away
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