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00:00:30Who can help me?
00:00:31I'll be right back.
00:00:32I'll be right back.
00:00:34I'll be right back.
00:00:35I'll be right back.
00:01:00Go!
00:01:01Come on!
00:01:02Come on!
00:01:03Come on!
00:01:04Come on!
00:01:05Come on!
00:01:06Come on!
00:01:07What's the murder?
00:01:08Get out!
00:01:09Get out!
00:01:22天罗 天罗 天罗 天罗 拜见 教父大人
00:01:40有没有 都搞定了吗
00:01:45为教父大人 已经组建世界银行 叱咤全球金融
00:01:49已派出十万顶尖特工,卧底全球重要机构,整个栽培,十万战神,苏州远,海外敌军,尽城福,教书军,无敌!
00:01:59意料之中的事情,然而我们已经无敌了,好像没什么事可说了。
00:02:13喂,清雪?
00:02:15李洛,你在哪儿呢?我来城里找你了。
00:02:18什么?
00:02:19李洛,你还在城里了?你怎么不早说呀?
00:02:22好好好好,我把地址发你,把地址发你。
00:02:24李洛,立刻,在坡子街,给我安排一个卖瓜摊位。
00:02:30啊?卖瓜?救护大人,您这是?
00:02:34别问了,我怕我身份显赫,吓到我未婚妻。
00:02:38再加上,顺便想考验一下她对我是否真心。
00:02:41于是我告诉她,我在城里摆摊卖瓜。
00:02:44只是,她突然来城里了,我得应酬一下。
00:02:47抓紧办好。
00:02:48走。
00:02:50走。
00:02:50走。
00:02:51走。
00:02:52走。
00:02:53走。
00:02:54走。
00:02:55走。
00:02:56走。
00:02:57走。
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00:03:00走。
00:03:01You're so good.
00:03:10Turn the car.
00:03:13How are you?
00:03:14I'm going to go to the room for the room.
00:03:16I don't want to know my name.
00:03:17I'm going to go.
00:03:18I'm going to go.
00:03:19Yes.
00:03:26The room is closed.
00:03:28I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:03:31Yes, you're good.
00:03:32You're good.
00:03:33Let's check.
00:03:34I have my friend.
00:03:35I got your master's bin.
00:03:36I'm going to go.
00:03:37Here's my master's bin.
00:03:38Now I'm going to buy you.
00:03:39I'm going to buy you.
00:03:40I'll buy you.
00:03:41Then I'll buy you.
00:03:42Now I'll pay you for the full price.
00:03:43I'm going to buy you.
00:03:44Do you want more?
00:03:45I'm going to buy you.
00:03:46I'm going to buy you.
00:03:48I've got my new friend.
00:03:49I have a dentist.
00:03:50How you can't eat it?
00:03:51I'll buy you.
00:03:57欣雪 你怎么突然过来了
00:04:00想你啊 不该来啊
00:04:02你都有一天没给我打电话了
00:04:04你是不是有别的女人啊
00:04:09你都有一天没给我打电话了
00:04:11你是不是有别的女人啊
00:04:13冤枉呀 我就是一个卖瓜的
00:04:15除了你这样的傻瓜
00:04:17还有谁会看上我呀
00:04:18你知道就好
00:04:20卖瓜一定很辛苦吧
00:04:22他把你给累了
00:04:24没事 我不累
00:04:26我一想到可以挣钱买房结婚
00:04:28我很开心啊
00:04:29真是个傻瓜
00:04:30我帮你这个傻瓜卖瓜
00:04:32正好卖完了给你说点其他事情
00:04:34什么事啊
00:04:36先卖瓜吧 卖完再说
00:04:40卖瓜了 卖瓜了
00:04:42水多还甜的大西瓜
00:04:44解水又解渴
00:04:45走过路过不要错过
00:04:47包手包钱
00:04:48包老师不要钱啊
00:04:53老熟吗
00:04:56包天的 包天的
00:04:57包天的
00:04:58包天的
00:04:59包天的
00:05:00包天的
00:05:01包天的
00:05:02包天的
00:05:03包天的
00:05:04包天的
00:05:05包天的
00:05:06包天的
00:05:07包天的
00:05:08包天的
00:05:09包天的
00:05:10包天的
00:05:11包天的
00:05:12包天的
00:05:13包天的
00:05:14包天的
00:05:15包天的
00:05:16包天的
00:05:17包天的
00:05:18But if you don't want it, I'm going to eat you.
00:05:22How are you?
00:05:23Mr. President, I want it.
00:05:25I want it.
00:05:26Let's do it.
00:05:27Let's do it.
00:05:28Let's do it.
00:05:29Let's do it.
00:05:31Okay.
00:05:32Let's do it.
00:05:33Let's do it.
00:05:35Let's do it.
00:05:38Just this one.
00:05:52What's your job?
00:05:58What do you need to do?
00:06:02You're gonna hit the ball.
00:06:04Oh
00:06:07Oh
00:06:13Oh
00:06:18Oh
00:06:22I
00:06:34What are you doing?
00:06:36It's so hard to eat.
00:06:37You're...
00:06:39No problem.
00:06:40Let's try it.
00:06:41Let's try it.
00:06:42Let's try it.
00:06:46What are you doing?
00:06:48Is it a flower?
00:06:50Have you seen it?
00:06:51Your flower is a flower.
00:06:53But...
00:06:54It's not good.
00:06:56So let's go.
00:06:57Let's try it.
00:06:59No.
00:07:00No.
00:07:01I have a boyfriend.
00:07:02I'm going to get married.
00:07:04You're a flower.
00:07:06You're a flower.
00:07:07You're a flower.
00:07:09You're a flower.
00:07:10You're a flower.
00:07:11What are you talking about?
00:07:13You're a flower.
00:07:14I don't know.
00:07:17I'm gonna tell you.
00:07:20Because you're a flower.
00:07:22But your baby's not like a flower.
00:07:24And your baby's a flower.
00:07:25And my brother's brother likes to let me say it.
00:07:28I'm completely honest.
00:07:30Today I'm not a flower.
00:07:32明年的今天
00:07:33棺材板就是你的床
00:07:35是吗
00:07:36你在说这句话的时候
00:07:38你知道自己惹到什么人吗
00:07:40是吗
00:07:44你在说这句话的时候
00:07:46你知道自己惹到什么人吗
00:07:48我不知道
00:07:50要不你告诉我
00:07:52好啊
00:07:52那我告诉你
00:08:02赶到我们大哥
00:08:03一起杀
00:08:04是
00:08:32妈的
00:08:34你敢
00:08:35怎么
00:08:37你觉得我不敢打你
00:08:38三秒钟
00:08:45你老子跪着说话
00:08:47否则
00:08:47要你一辈子都说不出话
00:08:49急
00:08:50怎么
00:08:56我这瓜不熟
00:08:57不甜是吗
00:08:58甜
00:09:00甜
00:09:02那为什么你说不甜
00:09:06怎么
00:09:06欺负老实人
00:09:08你老子
00:09:10怎么会这么忙
00:09:15你知不知道
00:09:19我这辈子
00:09:20有很多东西
00:09:21别人不能跑
00:09:22谁碰
00:09:23谁死
00:09:25你想知道
00:09:26是什么
00:09:27我不知道
00:09:28跟大哥说
00:09:29那我刚才说
00:09:31那我告诉你
00:09:32我的国家
00:09:33我的父母
00:09:35我的亲人
00:09:36我的兄弟
00:09:37我的女人
00:09:38还有
00:09:39我的尊严
00:09:40谁碰
00:09:41我要他后悔终生
00:09:44清楚了吗
00:09:45清
00:09:45清楚了
00:09:46清楚了就好
00:09:47刚才你碰了我的西瓜
00:09:49那就是碰了我的尊严
00:09:51欺负了我的女人
00:09:53那就是欺负了我
00:09:55所以
00:09:56我要你后悔终生
00:09:58别
00:09:58别
00:09:59别
00:09:59别
00:09:59别
00:09:59别
00:10:00来
00:10:00啊
00:10:01啊
00:10:01啊
00:10:02啊
00:10:03啊
00:10:03啊
00:10:03啊
00:10:04啊
00:10:05啊
00:10:07告诉你们背后的人
00:10:09自己把这些年犯的罪打印出来
00:10:12去衙门自食
00:10:13我若不高兴
00:10:15让他变成火葬场的灰
00:10:16是
00:10:17是
00:10:17是
00:10:18把这垃圾带走
00:10:19滚
00:10:27老婆
00:10:28我刚才
00:10:29是不是太暴力了
00:10:31没
00:10:32帅
00:10:33太帅了
00:10:33太男人了
00:10:34李洛
00:10:35我真没想到你会这么猛
00:10:37当然要猛啊
00:10:38不猛的话
00:10:39我怎么保护我这如发肆意的老婆呀
00:10:43老婆
00:10:44其实
00:10:45你也很漂亮
00:10:48你也很漂亮
00:11:11其实你也很漂亮
00:11:14城外的眼光
00:11:16It's so sweet.
00:11:19It's so sweet.
00:11:30Hi, Mom.
00:11:32Have you met Li Lowe?
00:11:33I've met.
00:11:35I'm going to tell her.
00:11:36Hurry up.
00:11:37Your sister and your sister are already back.
00:11:39Okay.
00:11:40I know.
00:11:41I'll tell her.
00:11:43Let's continue.
00:11:44I...
00:11:46晶雪.
00:11:47There are many people.
00:11:48You're not looking for me.
00:11:50You'll get me to a party.
00:11:51You're not.
00:11:52You're not.
00:11:53You were just asking me what you're saying.
00:11:56I'm thinking I'm going to ask you to help us.
00:11:59What's up?
00:12:00You're not.
00:12:01I'm not looking for my sister.
00:12:03I'm going to ask you to help us.
00:12:04I'm not.
00:12:05I'm going to ask you to help us.
00:12:07Why?
00:12:08You don't want me.
00:12:09I'm going to want you.
00:12:11You're going.
00:12:12Yes, you would like it, but I still want to tell you that you have to do well and have to do well.
00:12:16You have to do well.
00:12:17It's not easy for you to do well.
00:12:19Why do you do well?
00:12:21I'm honest with you.
00:12:23My father always doesn't agree with us.
00:12:25He's trying to figure out what we're doing.
00:12:27He's trying to give you the 10 million acres.
00:12:29If you're in the middle of the house,
00:12:31they'll have a reason to kill us.
00:12:33So I'm afraid you can't hold it.
00:12:35What?
00:12:3610 million acres?
00:12:40What?
00:12:4110 million acres?
00:12:43How many acres of acres?
00:12:44How many acres of acres are there?
00:12:45I'm not sure many acres of acres.
00:12:47They're working out.
00:12:48My family's acres of acres.
00:12:49My father just took all of the acres.
00:12:51They were all for me.
00:12:52They're going to give me 10 million acres?
00:12:55Yes.
00:12:56They're just going to kill you.
00:12:58You're not willing to give me your family.
00:13:00You're not willing to eat.
00:13:01That's not fair.
00:13:02I will be able to give you 10 million acres.
00:13:04If you don't want me to give me this 10 million acres.
00:13:06If you don't want me to be in the way,
00:13:08then I won't be怪 you.
00:13:10You're my girl.
00:13:11You're my girl.
00:13:12I want you to give me this 10 million acres.
00:13:14I'll be able to give you the 100 million acres.
00:13:15I'll give you a 100 million acres.
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:18Then I'll give you a 100.
00:13:19Give me a 100.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21I'm not talking about it.
00:13:22You're not always going to go to a house.
00:13:24I'm not always going to go to a house.
00:13:25I'm not going to go to a house.
00:13:27What?
00:13:28What?
00:13:29Do you have a 100.
00:13:31You have two?
00:13:32You're the most likely to have one.
00:13:34Do you have one?
00:13:35No.
00:13:36You can't.
00:13:37You have one.
00:13:38If you don't have one.
00:13:39You don't have one.
00:13:40It's because you don't have one.
00:13:41Do you have one.
00:13:42Then...
00:13:43I'll be sure you'll...
00:13:44Okay.
00:13:45Now go.
00:13:46Come on, father.
00:13:47Okay, let's go to the front.
00:13:49Let's go.
00:13:51Good.
00:13:53I know.
00:13:55I'm not sure you're going to be happy.
00:13:57That's what's going on.
00:13:59You're going to be able to get to the right place.
00:14:01You're so stupid.
00:14:03I can't do it anymore.
00:14:05Don't care about you.
00:14:07You're going to be sick.
00:14:09Don't care about you.
00:14:11Don't care about you.
00:14:13You're going to be sick.
00:14:15I'm wrong.
00:14:17I'm not sure what you're going to do.
00:14:19This is your situation.
00:14:21You're not a person,
00:14:23but who is the type of woman?
00:14:25Why are you going to be the type of woman?
00:14:27You're wrong!
00:14:29You're a type of woman.
00:14:31You're a type of woman.
00:14:33You're the type of woman.
00:14:35You're the type of woman.
00:14:37You're the type of woman.
00:14:39Let's go.
00:14:41If I'm with my brother.
00:14:43cı都在了一起,我抓着不知道她的家事,把她当一个村姑群,这还有八卦。
00:14:51给我去准备彩礼,老子要上门去提轻,提轻,提轻,提轻,提轻,好!
00:15:01一会就要见到我爸爸妈妈和姐姐了,你嘴巴要甜知道海人,给他们留个好印象。
00:15:06放心吧,我肯定啊,一口一个丈母娘,越富大了。
00:15:10嗯
00:15:10爸
00:15:14你不会真的要把小贝嫁给那个城里卖瓜的吧
00:15:17就是啊 爸
00:15:17要是真让人知道守护家的钱庭嫁给了一个卖瓜的
00:15:21那是让人笑话的呀
00:15:23你以为他能重得了我那十万亩地吗
00:15:29就是
00:15:29我们花了一亿包下这十万亩地
00:15:33就是让他自能而退
00:15:35我就不信他有三头六地
00:15:37能把咱们的十万亩地重团
00:15:39Yes, yes.
00:15:40Even if he's a king, he's a king.
00:15:42He's a king.
00:15:43He's a king.
00:15:44He's a king.
00:15:45He's a king.
00:15:46He's a king.
00:15:47He's a king.
00:15:48Mom!
00:15:49We're back.
00:15:50Let's go.
00:16:04Who is your king?
00:16:08He's a king.
00:16:15He's a king.
00:16:17What?
00:16:19I don't know.
00:16:20Who is he?
00:16:21How do you know?
00:16:23He was a king.
00:16:24Him was a king.
00:16:25He's a king.
00:16:26When he was a king.
00:16:27He was a king.
00:16:29He lived like a king.
00:16:31He didn't see me.
00:16:33How did he know?
00:16:35He's a king.
00:16:37She was at the first time.
00:16:39She was a man named a poor guy.
00:16:41She was killed.
00:16:43And she was killed.
00:16:45I和 her parents.
00:16:47You're the best friend of mine.
00:16:49Yes, you're the best friend of mine.
00:16:51I don't think you can see a man who knows how he can be.
00:16:55Why can't you find a man who knows what he can be?
00:16:57I'm so a good friend.
00:16:59You're a good friend.
00:17:01You don't have a lot of money for me.
00:17:03No, you can't tell you about it.
00:17:05god try it, die.
00:17:05求我帮我。
00:17:06是我问我爸要了两百万帮你赔偿。
00:17:08事到如今你不但不济我神情,
00:17:10反而要落起下石,
00:17:12就这么出手是吗?
00:17:13绍三就派精戴过!
00:17:14我告诉你,
00:17:15我可不记得你帮过我什么。
00:17:17而且我更加不会和你从流合物欺骗金雪!
00:17:21她是我的小姨子,
00:17:22她的新活就是我的责任!
00:17:24你一个家族破产的落水狗,
00:17:26有什么资格和金雪在一起啊?
00:17:29就神然后!
00:17:30我也要点脸吧,
00:17:31你都是被我踹掉不要的。
00:17:33还想骗我妹妹。
00:17:34You're gonna take me out of my car!
00:17:36I'm gonna kill you!
00:17:38No!
00:17:39I'll take you out of my car!
00:17:40Come on!
00:17:46You're gonna get me out of my car!
00:17:48Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:17:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:17:55You're so crazy!
00:17:57You're so crazy!
00:18:00Father, I don't care how much you're in.
00:18:02I won't let you go.
00:18:03ディえなくて、死ぬ希望に賭い
00:18:06いろんな 、
00:18:06あんにいのにもすごい
00:18:07しているかもしれない
00:18:08きっとしたらよくない
00:18:10いくわもっと笑えたのは
00:18:11京邸之蛙有眼无珠 真是太好笑了
00:18:15你说什么 我们京邸之蛙 你一个破产气少街头落水狗 你有什么资格说我们啊
00:18:22没错 三十年河东三十年河西 如今我王家你是云水四大豪门之一
00:18:28而你们李氏早已日落西山荡然无存 你还有脸在这说我
00:18:34你说什么 我李家日落西山荡然无存
00:18:38我告诉你 我李家乃是全球七十亿人口中第一大世家
00:18:42李家和我的实力要从王莫篡位开始赚起
00:18:45就是你们十八代主角加在一起也比不上
00:18:48难了 疯掉了 特地疯掉了
00:18:50岳父岳母你们一定不能把金雪嫁给他
00:18:53不然咱们家所有的亲戚都会被人耻笑的呀
00:18:58那肯定 如果让他进了我们唐家
00:19:00那家从我们家族永远抹不去的污点
00:19:03金雪 你听见了吗 马上和他分手
00:19:05干嘛滚啊
00:19:06赶紧分手 赶紧滚
00:19:09不行 我这辈子只爱李洛一个人
00:19:11谁都不能把我们分开
00:19:13来 李洛
00:19:16不行 我这辈子只爱李洛一个人
00:19:27谁都不能把我们分开
00:19:28来 李洛
00:19:30李洛
00:19:31李洛
00:19:32李洛
00:19:33李洛
00:19:34李洛
00:19:35李洛
00:19:36你帮我爸 这样子干什么
00:19:38李洛
00:19:38你怎么这么不要脸啊
00:19:40这个女孩子帜子
00:19:41这儿把这儿子的父母的面
00:19:43这么 这么 轻薄
00:19:45什么叫轻薄
00:19:46现在恋爱自由
00:19:47李洛是我的男朋友
00:19:48我们千辛走了
00:19:49李洛
00:19:50你想起死我呀
00:19:51你想起死我呀
00:19:52你就不能跟你姐姐学学
00:19:53你看她
00:19:54瞅得你是多优秀
00:19:55醜的女士多优秀 多给我们家族成脸
00:19:58你看你 这都找的什么呀
00:20:00就是 你看你找的 家族没落 街头百宽
00:20:04这要是被亲戚说起来 咱们家的体谅不骨啊 咱们抽坏了
00:20:08我不觉得李洛比王海差 也许他比不上王海的家势
00:20:11也没有王海有钱 但是他只要对我好 这就够了
00:20:14两个人在一起的幸福不是钱堆起来的
00:20:17是靠相互的信任和陪伴
00:20:18天真 虚蠢 你都多大年纪了 还拿感情当饭吃啊
00:20:23多少人吵架离婚不都是为了利益吗
00:20:26那你和妈呢 当初你只是个穷小子 妈也是个大小姐
00:20:30妈选择了你 你们照样不是还好好的吗
00:20:33那不一样嘛 那个年代的人物质欲望低 离婚率也低
00:20:37可现在呢 男人要是不能挣钱 怎么养家 怎么养孩子
00:20:42怎么让女人过上好日子 现在的离婚率为什么那么高
00:20:46一开始都是说爱的死去活来还是山盟的
00:20:49可到最后呢 还不是摔桌子摔碗的
00:20:52爱跟谁过 跟谁过啊
00:20:54小妹 你就别倔了啊 赶紧跟她分手
00:20:57我让你姐夫啊 你介绍个富二代
00:21:00小妹 你就别倔了啊 赶紧跟她分手
00:21:05我让你姐夫啊 你介绍个富二代
00:21:07我不稀罕 你不稀罕
00:21:10你让我怎么说你好呢
00:21:11就算你有关再差 你要找个摆摊的 你好歹换个人嘛
00:21:15我早就跟你说过 他都是我踹掉不要的
00:21:18我是你姐 你为什么非得捡个我不要的垃圾呢
00:21:22我不要李洛 不是踏实垃圾 是你自己先贫爱富
00:21:25是你自己太现实 这不是他的错
00:21:28你 你简直一目可见
00:21:30爸 妈 你们看他 他简直被这个卖瓜子下了骨
00:21:34我们唐家的名声都被他败光了
00:21:36岳父岳母 你们一定不能同意啊
00:21:38这个李洛啊 可以说是我所有同学里面败的最差的
00:21:41可以说是差于饭后的笑着
00:21:44谁要是跟他在一起啊 那完了 名声跟他一起臭了呀
00:21:48王海 你一双眼睛真是白长了
00:21:50你忘记我说的了
00:21:52我李家实力辉煌 不够你一声罗拜
00:21:55若是你知道了我的身份
00:21:57便肯定会震惊到如同见到神明
00:21:59世人若见我平面 便已是三生有幸
00:22:02你俱伤还敢往我身上泼脏水
00:22:05就不怕我一句话
00:22:06为你一声
00:22:07你刚才说什么
00:22:08你和我说 说出你的身份 让我如见神话
00:22:13你是真的正随我三观呢
00:22:15为了那一点点的面子 什么牛你都敢吹
00:22:17来 别说我没给你机会啊
00:22:19你赶紧把你的身份告诉我
00:22:21正经一下我我求你了好不好啊
00:22:24难道他要说 他的菜市场卖瓜 包熟包钱 很骄傲吗
00:22:29哈哈哈哈
00:22:30行了啊 给你个机会 来 赶紧告诉我
00:22:34好 那你就束持你的狗耳朵听好了
00:22:36全球五大强制 东王 西帅 南副 北侠 最教父
00:22:41我便是在这四位制强者之上的更强神话 教父君首领
00:22:46我便是在这四位制强者之上的更强神话 教父君首领
00:22:55教父君首领
00:22:59我刚才提到了什么啊 你们刚才提到什么了
00:23:03他说 他是那文神一般的传说 教父大人
00:23:08真是疯了 真是疯了 这么大的牛也敢吹
00:23:12他不会是靠球拿个精神病院里出来的吧
00:23:15静雪 你看见了吗 他连精神都不正常的
00:23:18这就不要怪我们不同意了啊
00:23:20李乐 你就别再吹牛了 这话傻子都不会信
00:23:24老婆 我没有吹牛 说真的 我真是无数女人冒昧以求想嫁
00:23:30却连见面都难得传奇教父
00:23:32行了 李乐 你看 还当真胜了
00:23:35你要真是教父的话 为什么会在菜市场卖瓜呢
00:23:38我喜欢卖 觉得好玩 有问题吗
00:23:41够了 别在这吹了 奸极荒谬 静雪 赶紧跟他分手
00:23:46不行 爸 我说了 我这辈子只会爱一个男人
00:23:51你要让我们分手 除非我死
00:23:53而且你答应过我 只要他种完十万亩地
00:23:57无论是谁 你都会同意我们在一起
00:23:59是你教我做人做事 要讲究诚信的
00:24:02你真是
00:24:03老头子 你别急啊 那可是十万亩地
00:24:07你以为他真正的玩
00:24:08就是嫁妇 他一个卖瓜的有什么能耐
00:24:11能种得完十万亩地 把他累死都不行
00:24:14也是 行 我今天就把话撂在这儿
00:24:19你要是能在一个季度 也就是三个月内肯完我那承包的十万亩地
00:24:24我就同意你们在一起 要是你做不到
00:24:27你就得跟我女儿分手 自己滚
00:24:29什么呀
00:24:30不用三个月
00:24:31三天就足够
00:24:33你说什么
00:24:34三天就十万亩地
00:24:37你说什么
00:24:40三天就十万亩地
00:24:42太久了 那就三个小时吧
00:24:45什么
00:24:46三个小时
00:24:47你说三个小时就十万亩地
00:24:51没错 而且是那种织不好的
00:24:55小姨子 你说你长得这么漂亮 怎么就看上了这么一个疯子
00:24:59幸好我眼睛血量早踹了他 不然我也得被他祸害
00:25:03李洛 你怎么回事啊 我都跟你说了 让你别再吹牛了 你为什么就不信呢 你真让我想维护你都不知道怎么维护
00:25:11老婆 我不用你维护 你们不相信我 我能够理解 毕竟你们跟我相比只是凡人 理解不了我的能力 但我会用事实让你们刮目相看
00:25:22你刚才说什么 你还想用事实让我们刮目相看 你还真打算用三个小时动完十万亩地啊
00:25:29该不会是要用耕地机吧 让他用啊 耕地机要钱买吧 耕地机要人开吧 十万亩地 那得要多少耕地机 多少人才跟得完啊
00:25:40就是 耕完了还得播种 还得扔手 就凭他一个卖瓜的 怎么可能这么得完
00:25:46反正可以叫人帮忙 没错吧 可以啊 当然可以 随便你喊 喊到人 那是你的能耐
00:25:53没错 只要你能冲完我的十万亩地 算你能耐
00:25:57好 那我可要开始喊人了
00:25:59李罗 我也给你分手 别再吹了行不行
00:26:02别拦他呀 你让他
00:26:05记住 三个小时 这完十万亩地啊
00:26:17赵副大人 立刻 传教父君派十万战亩来长胜肯荒
00:26:22是
00:26:24教父大人有令 立刻召集十万战神 前往长胜帮助农民啃荒
00:26:29准备
00:26:30走 即刻起床
00:26:33不出三个小时 我教父君十万战神 便会从水路空三路抵达长胜帮助长胜农民啃荒
00:26:40完了 这回真疯了 而且是刚从精神变炮菜的那个疯子
00:26:44就是 他一个家族破产 沦落到街头的卖瓜小贩
00:26:48居然还敢对战神军就是超级势力下令
00:26:52他调动十万战神肯荒 真是笑着人大牙了
00:26:56他不会是没读过什么书 不知道战神是什么吧
00:26:59我问问他不就知道了
00:27:00小子 你张口就是要调十万战神
00:27:04你知道战神是什么人物吗
00:27:06我当然知道 战神来百万军中百战百胜 势不可倒
00:27:10来干斗之神
00:27:12你既然知道战神是多么强大而荣耀的人物
00:27:16你怎么还敢说要叫战神洽商来帮你啃荒呢
00:27:20这不胡说八道吧
00:27:21岳父大人 你这话就错了
00:27:23按道理来说军人当在战场上冲锋陷阵
00:27:26可你不知道的是
00:27:28我大厦教父军势不可倒 英勇无敌
00:27:31早已踏平所有全球敌对事
00:27:34全球已正式进入和平时期
00:27:36军人在战时保家卫国
00:27:38而在和平时代可以搞建设
00:27:41帮助社会和人民更好的生活
00:27:43所以 我调他们来肯荒
00:27:45一样卫国卫民有何不妥
00:27:49我调他们来肯荒
00:27:51一样卫国卫民有何不妥
00:27:53胡说八道还振振有词
00:27:55这世道
00:27:56但凡是个村长都贪图安逸
00:27:59你竟然说要让颤公赫赫的颤神
00:28:01来下乡本花简直无知
00:28:04没错
00:28:05你知道战神是什么样的存在吗
00:28:07那可是高高在上
00:28:09受万人膜拜的
00:28:10怎么可能下乡帮百姓更慌
00:28:13我求你了
00:28:14吹什么牛不好
00:28:15偏偏吹这种
00:28:17没有一点点社会常识的牛
00:28:19我认识你真的是我一生的污点
00:28:21哎 它不是污点
00:28:23是牛皮糖
00:28:24这下子缠着我女儿了
00:28:26天天我女儿
00:28:27他脑子又少了一根肌
00:28:28这下怎么得了啊
00:28:30要什么不得了的
00:28:31反正我们都说好
00:28:33你要是三个小时能啃荒十万亩
00:28:35我就同意你们在一起
00:28:37要是做不到的
00:28:38冰雪
00:28:39可是你自己说的
00:28:40要跟他分手
00:28:41你要说话算话
00:28:42李洛
00:28:43你听见了没
00:28:44你为什么非要吃牛呢
00:28:45这让我怎么维护你啊
00:28:46傻瓜
00:28:48我是男人
00:28:49不用维护我
00:28:51让我来维护你就行了
00:28:53放心吧
00:28:54你就安心等我给你的惊喜
00:28:56让全世界的女人都羡慕你吧
00:28:58哎呦我的天哪
00:29:00我怎么会认识你这么厚颜无耻的人啊
00:29:03你还要不要一点点脸啊
00:29:05先别急嘛
00:29:06他不是说要交来十万战神区
00:29:08等着看他出丑就行了
00:29:09没错
00:29:10现在你装得越狠
00:29:13到时候打脸就越狠
00:29:15你滚的呀也就越狼狈
00:29:17我还真有点期待呢
00:29:18罗马良少叫唐金雪小姐提金
00:29:40I'll see you next time.
00:30:10哎哟龙门刘少就是那位单手做三千个俯卧车创造记录
00:30:16号称楚霸王重生的经年俊杰吗
00:30:20王宝宇又在了
00:30:21其实现在我已经突破了
00:30:22单手能做五千个俯卧车
00:30:25并且我还跟着宗师学习全部
00:30:28打算将华夏武学弘扬世界
00:30:30好好好啊男儿当如此啊强大才能让女人有安全感
00:30:35这才是真正的好男人
00:30:37比起那些只会说假话一无是处的人简直好态度了
00:30:42哎岳母大人您这话可说的不太对啊
00:30:46啊我说错啥了吗
00:30:47像刘少这种门阀厚大青年俊杰
00:30:50怎么可以跟这种卖瓜的餐饭相比呢
00:30:54这就是对刘少最大的问题
00:30:56对对对完全没有可比性啊
00:30:58同样都是爹妈生的
00:31:00差距就这么大呢
00:31:02这还不简单
00:31:03正所谓龙生龙凤生凤
00:31:05这老鼠的儿子呀会打斗
00:31:07像他这么差劲的人
00:31:09他爸妈肯定也不怎么样啊
00:31:12哈哈哈哈
00:31:12哎呀
00:31:14啊
00:31:14啊
00:31:14啊
00:31:15啊
00:31:15啊
00:31:16啊
00:31:17啊
00:31:18啊
00:31:18啊
00:31:18啊
00:31:18啊
00:31:19啊
00:31:19啊
00:31:19啊
00:31:20啊
00:31:20啊
00:31:20啊
00:31:21啊
00:31:22啊
00:31:22啊
00:31:22啊
00:31:23啊
00:31:23啊
00:31:23你个卖瓜的可打我
00:31:25以前我觉得王者之间不斩楼仪
00:31:28但是你这只小人嘴里实在令人恶心
00:31:31我忍无可忍告你
00:31:32我一般不发脾气
00:31:33如果我发脾气
00:31:34让你个重点是你活该的
00:31:37妈的
00:31:37你算是什么东西啊
00:31:39你没教训我啊
00:31:40报表
00:31:40报表
00:31:41啊
00:31:42我忍无可忍
00:31:43我忍无可忍
00:31:44你看得清楚了吗
00:31:45他哪只手打我的
00:31:46把他哪只手给我吵碎了
00:31:48是
00:31:49住手
00:31:50都住手
00:31:50京雪
00:31:51你什么意思
00:31:52他刚才可是打了你姐夫
00:31:54你这样护着他
00:31:54就是京雪
00:31:55你敢你让开啊
00:31:57像他这种没教养的狂徒
00:31:59必须要得到教信
00:32:00谁是没教养的狂徒
00:32:01是王海一直在挑衅
00:32:03辱骂李洛的父母
00:32:04李洛才出手的
00:32:05我就喜欢挑衅他怎么了
00:32:07我就喜欢辱骂他的父母
00:32:08哇
00:32:09非常的开心
00:32:10怎么了
00:32:11像他这种废物
00:32:12我见察他
00:32:13那是他的游戏
00:32:14他有什么资格杀我
00:32:15妈的
00:32:16我这脾气
00:32:17忍不了你
00:32:25妈的
00:32:25我这脾气
00:32:26忍不了你
00:32:32李洛
00:32:33你怎么又打人
00:32:35没事吧
00:32:36以前我跟他是哥们
00:32:37他弱使我帮他
00:32:39后来我家破产
00:32:40他非但不帮我
00:32:41反而他落起下十倍刺
00:32:43我打他
00:32:44都算客气了
00:32:45他再不知收敛
00:32:46我毁了他
00:32:47谁有此理
00:32:48谁让敢在我唐家行凶
00:32:50保镖
00:32:50你们是吃干饭的吗
00:32:52还老是干什么
00:32:52你们老板都被打了
00:32:53是
00:32:54老板严我弄死了
00:32:56上
00:32:56老板严
00:32:57老板严
00:33:09老板严
00:33:10老板严
00:33:10老板严
00:33:11老板严
00:33:12老板严
00:33:13他力气怎么这么大
00:33:13力气大有什么用
00:33:14都是满力
00:33:15谁能干苦活
00:33:16谁能干苦活
00:33:16龙少
00:33:17龙少
00:33:17王海好歹是你哥们儿
00:33:19你快帮帮他呀
00:33:20你快帮帮他呀
00:33:20没事
00:33:20No.
00:33:50别做梦了 我不会答应
00:33:52金雪小姐 你为何拒绝我
00:33:55我已经有男朋友了 你还是找别人吧
00:33:58她 她是你男朋友
00:34:00是 怎么了 她干什么呗 怎么看起来这么像的
00:34:04农民啊 刘少 你没看错她就是个农民 卖瓜呢
00:34:09你个卖瓜 你还想娶金雪小姐 你怕不是脑子有病吗
00:34:13没错 她还大逆不道 在这里冒充教父
00:34:16什么 她说这里是教父
00:34:18是啊 我爸妈为了阻止她跟我妹妹在一起
00:34:22说她只要三个月内肯完十万母帝就答应她
00:34:26可她却说她只要三个小时就能完成
00:34:29还说打个电话就能叫来十万战神肯荒呢
00:34:33哎 不是说啊 她就是打电话了
00:34:36真的啊 这人都十万战神人呢
00:34:39卖瓜的 小他饭 十万战神君呢 人呢
00:34:43竟然跟莫充教父大人跟老子强女人
00:34:46把他给我抓人家说
00:34:48是 是 北京大帅
00:34:49南无荒大帅
00:34:50西运大帅
00:34:51东省大帅
00:34:53拜见教父大人
00:34:54南无荒大帅
00:35:07北京大帅
00:35:08西运大帅
00:35:09东省大帅
00:35:10这什么人啊 都是干什么的呀
00:35:13哼 不认识 没见过 这是来唱戏的吧
00:35:46都是轻装简从
00:35:48驱着摩托就上路了
00:35:49摩托车抛杀了方便
00:35:50很好
00:35:51再等一会儿
00:35:52等大部队到了
00:35:53便开始计时啃黄
00:35:55是
00:35:55怎么
00:35:56这就是你的十万战神
00:35:58没错
00:35:59他们便是东南西北四大战帅
00:36:02头领千万大下军
00:36:04每人麾下都至少有十万战神
00:36:07你说什么
00:36:08你说这几个老东西
00:36:09是大下赫赫有名的四大战帅
00:36:12是的
00:36:12他们每个人都战功卓著
00:36:15显赫一方
00:36:16怎么
00:36:16你有意见呢
00:36:18是的
00:36:20他们每个人都战功卓著
00:36:23显赫一方
00:36:24怎么
00:36:24你有意见呢
00:36:26哎呀
00:36:27李洛
00:36:27你演得就到过分了
00:36:29别惹活上身
00:36:30我没演戏啊
00:36:31他们确实是战绩卓著
00:36:33显赫一方的四大战帅
00:36:34四大战帅
00:36:35怎么可能
00:36:37你看他们穿哪
00:36:38泼泼烂烂的
00:36:39这匹信服还旧
00:36:40还有那个摩托车
00:36:42这是哪个修理厂里捡漏的吧
00:36:44丫头 你可别乱说啊
00:36:45我们是为了赶时间图方便才起的魔童
00:36:48就是
00:36:48再乱说
00:36:49小心把你抓起来
00:36:50哎
00:36:51怎么说话呢
00:36:51她可是我女朋友
00:36:53所以来的教父夫人
00:36:54教父夫人恕罪
00:36:56是我誓言
00:36:57见过教父夫人
00:37:00够了
00:37:01你们几个老东西
00:37:03当我们是乡学人们叫我赤免吗
00:37:04赤免会员啊
00:37:05小子 你说什么
00:37:07你们这些老东西
00:37:09穿得普通 皮肤幽黑
00:37:11一看就是没少吃过苦的底层人
00:37:14竟然敢冒充战队高死
00:37:17不要命啊
00:37:18就是你们几个老东西
00:37:20不要为了配合一个卖瓜的小贩演戏
00:37:23到时候把命都给丢了
00:37:25教父大人
00:37:26他们怎么叫您卖瓜小贩
00:37:28哦 是这样的
00:37:29我怕我身份显赫会吓到我女朋友
00:37:31所以啊 就伪装成一个百摊小贩
00:37:34他们就觉得我是个卖瓜的
00:37:36原来是这样
00:37:37看来这帮人还真是有眼无珠啊
00:37:40老东西
00:37:41你他妈说谁有眼无珠呢
00:37:43老东西
00:37:49你他妈说谁有眼无珠呢
00:37:52说你有眼无珠呢
00:37:55我也无珠
00:37:56你不服吗
00:37:57老东西你给打我
00:37:58哪呀
00:37:59还敢没教养
00:38:01你疯了 李洛
00:38:02你一个家族破产的百摊小贩
00:38:04你叫来的都是些什么魔鬼蛇神
00:38:06今天都打了我老公几次了
00:38:08全球七十多亿人口
00:38:10怎么就他一天挨了几次的他
00:38:12难道他不该反省反省吗
00:38:14我反省你大爷
00:38:15我告诉你李洛
00:38:16今天既然有我在这里
00:38:18你就别想成为唐家的女婿
00:38:20还有你今天打我的仗
00:38:22我一定加倍算上
00:38:24哼 你给我加倍算上
00:38:25哼 你给我加倍算上
00:38:26行啊 你算给我看看
00:38:27刘少 我王家给你一百万
00:38:29今天请你龙门出手
00:38:31废了几个王八蛋
00:38:32王少客气了
00:38:33你帮我撮壳去藏进去
00:38:35以后我们就是亲戚了
00:38:36要什么一百万
00:38:37九十万就好了
00:38:39哼 我让他死无丧生之地
00:38:42啊 那就九十万
00:38:43今天我要打断他的说脚
00:38:44抠出他的眼睛
00:38:45让我归在我面前
00:38:47才能借我心头之恨
00:38:48破产家庭的卖官小贩
00:38:50听见了吗
00:38:51你和这几个老东西
00:38:52打我兄弟
00:38:54冒充乍算
00:38:56罪大恶极
00:38:57我现在命令你们
00:38:58全部给老子归下
00:39:00接受我的审判
00:39:02讽则我略动事
00:39:06让你们后悔磨叽
00:39:07破产家庭的卖官小贩
00:39:10破产家庭的卖官小贩
00:39:11破产家庭的卖官小贩
00:39:12破产家庭的卖官小贩
00:39:13我现在命令你们
00:39:14全部给老子归下
00:39:15接受我的审判
00:39:17讽则我略动事里
00:39:18让你们后悔磨叽
00:39:20别客气
00:39:21别客气
00:39:22我看看你今天如何略动事里
00:39:25让我后悔磨叽
00:39:26这原谅
00:39:27竟然这
00:39:28老子就让你见识见识
00:39:29龙门四大高手听力
00:39:30把这个冒充教父大人的狂托
00:39:32讓高手聽令!
00:39:34把這個冒充叫付大人的狂訪抓起來!
00:39:37把斷雙腿拐在我內前!
00:39:49國大,消!
00:39:56給我打!
00:39:57把他的雙腳給我打碎了!
00:39:59把她的雙腳給我打碎了!
00:40:00打斷他的腿丟到街上去當乞丐!
00:40:02老公 我来帮你
00:40:07哎
00:40:07老婆 有四大战税是
00:40:10轮不到门出场 莫花 莫花
00:40:12这几个老头能行吗
00:40:15行不行 你看看
00:40:16你不就知道了
00:40:17你也贏了
00:40:19给你老子上
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