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A comedy about 3 chicks dumping a corpse.
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00:00:00The
00:00:30Come in!
00:00:35God damn it.
00:00:46Jesus Christ, you stupid bitch.
00:00:48You want someone to call the cops?
00:00:50I'm sorry, I was knocking for a while, you didn't answer.
00:00:54It's called being asleep.
00:00:58What time is it anyway?
00:01:00One.
00:01:01A.M.?
00:01:03P.M.
00:01:05Right.
00:01:11How much?
00:01:12The usual.
00:01:26He's still only from the last couple times.
00:01:28I know, but I just got a call from my brother and I need the money to bail him out.
00:01:37Really?
00:01:38Yeah, he'll go nuts in there.
00:01:40I'll give you the rest next month.
00:01:43Hey!
00:01:44Sorry, no can do.
00:01:45What?
00:01:47I need the money now.
00:01:48No more paying later.
00:01:49I know junkies.
00:01:50I'm not a junkie, it's just recreational.
00:01:53Yeah, right.
00:01:55Lyle, please give it back to me.
00:01:57That's all I've got.
00:01:59Too bad.
00:02:00But my brother needs to get out.
00:02:02Don't really give a fuck.
00:02:05How am I supposed to eat this month?
00:02:08I think I was trying a few tricks.
00:02:11You know, forget the drugs this time.
00:02:13Just give me my money back.
00:02:14It's too late.
00:02:15I've already cut it.
00:02:17Lyle, I'm not kidding.
00:02:19Give it back to me right now.
00:02:21Don't you fucking raise your voice to me ever again.
00:02:24Now I'm gonna give you your shit.
00:02:36And you're gonna quietly get the fuck out of here.
00:02:43And if you blow me, I'll give you a sandwich.
00:02:45I think that's a fair deal.
00:02:54I think that's too bad.
00:02:58مثali, Bonnie, what the fuck do you mean.
00:03:02They fünf and Sunday,
00:03:03and tell me her,
00:03:04Paula was a little before THOMASEN,
00:03:05and she gave me joy.
00:03:06And you're gonna jest.
00:03:07When she took a nap and afterments,
00:03:08she'd be late from this morning.
00:03:10Can you tell me?
00:03:12I'm gonna give you the nap and maybe him.
00:03:14Okay.
00:03:15Let's see.
00:03:16I go sit, you've never 먹 Alles,
00:03:19and I'll give it to her boyfriend.
00:03:22But when she asks me,
00:03:23Oh, shit.
00:03:29Oh, shit.
00:03:34Oh, shit.
00:03:53Oh, shit.
00:04:23Oh, shit.
00:04:50Lyle?
00:04:53Lyle?
00:05:06Lyle, Conno.
00:05:07I want more.
00:05:10Are you hearing me, you asshole?
00:05:12I'm not kidding!
00:05:13You're not touching me unless you're giving me more.
00:05:26Yes, I give it to you.
00:05:40Thanks.
00:05:42Oh, man, oh, man.
00:05:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:13I see if you didn't smoke, it would make a mess.
00:06:27Oh, shit.
00:06:33Oh, shit.
00:06:45Oh, shit.
00:06:47Oh, shit.
00:06:53Oh, shit.
00:06:57Oh, shit.
00:06:59God damn it.
00:07:09Hello?
00:07:10Soti, it's me.
00:07:12I need you to come to Lyle's place and get rid of the guys in the hallway.
00:07:17Right now.
00:07:18I'm not kidding.
00:07:20Just do whatever you need to do as long as it doesn't attract attention.
00:07:24I'll be inside.
00:07:24Lyle, it's me.
00:07:32Come on, I know you're in there.
00:07:37I can't see your eye.
00:07:39Ssh.
00:07:43Come out, come out.
00:07:45I know where you are.
00:07:51He's not here.
00:07:52Who are you?
00:07:54Just a friend, I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:07:56I just want a little.
00:07:59There's nothing I can do.
00:08:01Bullshit.
00:08:02He's always got some in here.
00:08:04I'm not...
00:08:06Fine.
00:08:10I'll get you some, just stay here.
00:08:13I knew you were fucking with me.
00:08:14Oh, it smells in here.
00:08:29Does he ever clean?
00:08:30I don't know.
00:08:36What's your name?
00:08:38Nadine.
00:08:38Isn't that French?
00:08:42My name is Sophie.
00:08:43It's also French.
00:08:45Actually, I think it's Greek.
00:08:48Nadine?
00:08:49Really?
00:08:50Cool.
00:08:51I meant Sophie.
00:08:53No, no, no.
00:08:54I'm pretty sure Sophie's French.
00:08:56I was named after that actress, Sophie Marceau.
00:08:59Do you know Sophie Marceau?
00:09:01Oh, Mama loves her.
00:09:10Here.
00:09:12Oh, that's okay.
00:09:13You can pay him later.
00:09:14Ah, you're new at this, aren't you?
00:09:16You better take it,
00:09:17or Laya will be real mad at you.
00:09:20I think he's already mad at me.
00:09:24Fine.
00:09:24I thought it was $200.
00:09:31Well, yeah, normally.
00:09:35But, um,
00:09:37Laya gives me a discount.
00:09:40Since I satisfy some of his needs as well.
00:09:50It's not like his wife minds.
00:09:53His wife?
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Um, I can never remember her name.
00:09:57It sounds like Samosa,
00:09:58Omarosa.
00:10:00Anyway.
00:10:01Yeah, she only agreed to marry him
00:10:02so she could stay in the country.
00:10:04It's not like her love or anything.
00:10:06Right.
00:10:07Oh, sorry.
00:10:09He didn't tell you he was married?
00:10:11Men are pigs.
00:10:13It's okay.
00:10:13I'll live.
00:10:14Listen, I'm sorry,
00:10:15but you have to go.
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Can you tell Laya,
00:10:18uh, drop by?
00:10:19I don't know.
00:10:20And, oh,
00:10:21don't worry.
00:10:22I'm sure he has real feelings for you.
00:10:25Yeah, me too.
00:10:26Oh.
00:10:27Where are you?
00:10:50Oh, hi, Mom.
00:10:51Yeah, no,
00:10:53I'm waiting for Soti to pick me up.
00:10:56What?
00:11:01No, I didn't forget, Mom.
00:11:04No, Frank will be there, too.
00:11:07Yes.
00:11:08Yes!
00:11:08Okay, Mom,
00:11:09I gotta go.
00:11:10Okay, bye.
00:11:11Oh, come on.
00:11:27Okay, 1986 called.
00:11:29Who wants his jacket back?
00:11:32How much?
00:11:36Who are you?
00:11:38Nadine,
00:11:39do you want some or not?
00:11:41Yeah.
00:11:42Wait here.
00:11:46Thought I told you to wait outside.
00:11:48So anyone can see me?
00:11:50I'm not that stupid.
00:11:54Fine.
00:11:56Wait here.
00:11:57Why?
00:11:59Because you're taller than me
00:12:01and there are windows in the other rooms
00:12:02where people can see you.
00:12:06That's a good idea.
00:12:07I'll wait here.
00:12:11You do that.
00:12:42What is this?
00:13:12That's supposedly a piece of the Berlin Wall.
00:13:17Whoa.
00:13:18It must be worth a lot.
00:13:21If it's real.
00:13:24You think it's fake?
00:13:27With all the pieces that have been sold since it fell, you could build two or three walls.
00:13:32That's good.
00:13:33So you can put all the Jews inside.
00:13:38It'll be 200.
00:13:47Can you put it back, please?
00:13:48Why?
00:13:50I'm allergic to concrete.
00:13:52Oh, okay.
00:14:08So.
00:14:10Yeah?
00:14:11You think we could go out sometime?
00:14:17I'm sort of seeing Lyle.
00:14:21Oh.
00:14:23Isn't he married?
00:14:25Sorry.
00:14:26Another client.
00:14:27Gotta go.
00:14:27Where are you?
00:14:35What?
00:14:39Hey, buddy.
00:14:40Don't touch me.
00:14:45Who was that?
00:14:47You were supposed to get rid of those guys.
00:14:50Hello, sunshine.
00:14:51Well, I tried, but they didn't seem to care that the place was on fire.
00:14:56What's up?
00:14:59What happened to your neck?
00:15:04It's part of the problem.
00:15:07Did Lyle do this?
00:15:10Where is he?
00:15:13I don't know.
00:15:14I don't know.
00:15:15I don't know.
00:15:16I don't know.
00:15:17I don't know.
00:15:18I don't know.
00:15:19I don't know.
00:15:20I don't know.
00:15:21I don't know.
00:15:22I don't know.
00:15:23I don't know.
00:15:26He's not.
00:15:27Mia.
00:15:30You.
00:15:31Mia.
00:15:33Did.
00:15:35Did he try to kill you?
00:15:37Kind of.
00:15:39Mostly.
00:15:40He took my money.
00:15:43And that's why you killed him?
00:15:45I didn't mean to.
00:15:46I just calmed him on the head.
00:15:48I needed the money for Frank.
00:15:51What has he done now?
00:15:53He's in jail.
00:15:56He fell asleep during a robbery.
00:15:59The others didn't wake him when they left.
00:16:02I know.
00:16:03My brother's a genius.
00:16:06How did you do that?
00:16:07How did he do that?
00:16:16Don't touch it.
00:16:17I'm not stupid.
00:16:20Wow.
00:16:21His most prized possession.
00:16:23Actually, I think that's the Porsche.
00:16:28Stay in here.
00:16:29What?
00:16:30With him?
00:16:31He's not going to bite you.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:35Where are you?
00:16:37Who are you?
00:16:38Where is Lyle?
00:16:39Lyle's not feeling well.
00:16:40I'm filling in.
00:16:41I want to speak with him.
00:16:42Well, you can't.
00:16:43Well, I only do business with Lyle.
00:16:46Fine.
00:16:47Okay, okay.
00:16:49How much?
00:16:51Twelve.
00:16:52Having a party?
00:16:53Lyle never asks any questions.
00:16:54Right.
00:16:55Just wait here.
00:16:56Are you trying to pull something?
00:16:57No.
00:16:58I just want you to wait here.
00:17:00Okay, here.
00:17:01Right.
00:17:02Okay.
00:17:03There's something I can't do.
00:17:04Don't take a break.
00:17:05But I'm sorry.
00:17:06Do you want to go to keep him?
00:17:07Don't take a break.
00:17:08I'll keep him.
00:17:09You can't.
00:17:10Well, I only do business with Lyle.
00:17:13Fine.
00:17:16How much?
00:17:17Are you trying to pull something?
00:17:19No, I just want you to wait.
00:17:21Here.
00:17:26Fine.
00:17:27But you'd better not try to pull anything, okay?
00:17:37I don't know if you tried to pull anything.
00:17:47So you've turned drug dealer now?
00:18:13These people keep showing up.
00:18:14What am I supposed to do?
00:18:17Um, have you tried not selling them drugs?
00:18:20They're regulars.
00:18:21They expect him to be here.
00:18:23I didn't want to raise suspicions.
00:18:25Are you nuts?
00:18:25Now there's several people who can identify you.
00:18:28Considering what they came for,
00:18:30I doubt they're going to want to talk to the police.
00:18:32Well, I need to pee.
00:18:37You killed him in front of a witness.
00:18:39I didn't know she was here.
00:18:41She's completely out of it.
00:18:43She has no idea.
00:18:44Hijo de puta, come help me up.
00:18:46I need to use the bathroom.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Let's not panic.
00:18:51We need to move him.
00:18:52We can't touch him.
00:18:53Now, Galia.
00:18:54No, but we're going to get my DNA and stuff.
00:18:57What do you suggest?
00:18:58Just light a step on his corpse?
00:19:00She probably won't even notice.
00:19:02Liar is such an asshole.
00:19:04You useless piece of shit.
00:19:13Why did he marry that witch?
00:19:21Well, Lyle isn't...
00:19:23wasn't exactly a Mr. Personality either.
00:19:27Plus, she looks pretty hot.
00:19:30She is so not hot.
00:19:32Plus, she's a total druggie.
00:19:33Hello?
00:19:34Put and kill anyone?
00:19:35Excuse me?
00:19:37Never mind.
00:19:38We need to get out of here.
00:19:39How?
00:19:40You should audition for, like, Mamma Mia on ice or something.
00:19:48It's Xanadu, big.
00:19:51Oh.
00:19:52All right, let me think.
00:19:53Huh.
00:19:53That'll be a first.
00:19:57You know what?
00:19:58Give me a break.
00:20:00Eric just broke up with me.
00:20:02Just...
00:20:02Frank is in jail.
00:20:04Mom is expecting us home for your Galdsbris in two hours.
00:20:07And I just killed a guy.
00:20:09So forgive me if I'm not thinking clearly.
00:20:12You haven't been thinking clearly for months.
00:20:14It's all that shit you're taking.
00:20:18I just need to get over, Eric.
00:20:21Golly, it's been four months.
00:20:23He still texts me.
00:20:26I think he wants to get back together.
00:20:28Please tell me you're not that desperate.
00:20:30Go hide in there.
00:20:36I'm not going back in there.
00:20:37Just go, I'll stop hiding.
00:20:39What are you doing?
00:20:48Yeah, nice hair, asshole.
00:20:51I used to wear pink shirts when I was gay.
00:20:58Whoa.
00:20:59Where are you?
00:21:01The new missus?
00:21:02Sort of.
00:21:04Does that mean Cardamose is free now?
00:21:05Because I'd really like to hit that.
00:21:08You know what I mean?
00:21:10I think so.
00:21:12How much?
00:21:1420.
00:21:16Just kidding.
00:21:18The usual.
00:21:19Wait here.
00:21:20Hey.
00:21:24Hey.
00:21:25Is Lime really hung like a horse?
00:21:27How should...
00:21:28Not really.
00:21:32I knew it.
00:21:33He's so full of shit.
00:21:34Hey.
00:21:36What drug does a porn star use before going to work?
00:21:49How does a drug addict have sex with speed?
00:22:00What's one word for control people through sex?
00:22:06Indonctrination.
00:22:07What do you call a dealer with the big dick?
00:22:14A dichotomy.
00:22:15You know where Cardamose is?
00:22:33No idea.
00:22:35She must have left him.
00:22:37He's nuts about her.
00:22:39One time.
00:22:40One time.
00:22:40Just once.
00:22:55She's waking up.
00:22:57We need to leave.
00:22:59They're still out there.
00:23:02You look like a snow globe.
00:23:04Those things, you go back and forth.
00:23:07Oh!
00:23:10Well, they've seen us go in.
00:23:12We might as well just get out.
00:23:15Yeah, and when they find the body,
00:23:17those guys will remember that we were the last ones out.
00:23:19Let's just start the fire alarm or something.
00:23:22Oh, sure.
00:23:23Let's just bring the cops directly to the body.
00:23:26I don't see you getting any bright ideas.
00:23:29Who's been stuck in here this whole time?
00:23:30You were supposed to get rid of those guys.
00:23:34Excuse me for not being quick enough
00:23:36and covering up your little murder.
00:23:38It was an accident.
00:23:40Ha, ha, ha, right.
00:23:42I'll just conk him on the head
00:23:44with a piece of concrete, see what happens.
00:23:47Fine.
00:23:48It was stupid.
00:23:50You're 100% right.
00:23:52As usual.
00:23:53Are you happy now?
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:56Yeah.
00:24:04This is not helping.
00:24:05Let's just go.
00:24:06That samosa chick is still here.
00:24:07They'll think she did it.
00:24:08Lyle's wife.
00:24:11She was passed out.
00:24:13So what?
00:24:14Perfect.
00:24:15A drug dealer killed by wife
00:24:17and drug-induced stupor.
00:24:21You think they'll buy that?
00:24:23The police won't care.
00:24:24She never even saw us.
00:24:25Let's go.
00:24:26Where's the money?
00:24:31Shit.
00:24:32There goes that.
00:24:33There is almost 10,000 in there.
00:24:35Don't fuck with me.
00:24:37I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:39It's right here.
00:24:44You didn't mention that part.
00:24:46I completely forgot.
00:24:48Soti, I swear.
00:24:49You're right.
00:24:49You didn't forget to hide the money.
00:24:51Shut up, Omarosa.
00:24:53Escárda, moza.
00:24:53Whatever.
00:24:55What were you intending to do with that?
00:24:57Nothing.
00:24:58I don't know.
00:25:00Well, don't make any plans
00:25:01because it's not your money.
00:25:02It's not your money either.
00:25:04It's Lyle's.
00:25:05No, bitch.
00:25:06It's my money.
00:25:07A hundred for every time he fucks me.
00:25:09And that's just July.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13Many times a day.
00:25:14He's like a rabbit.
00:25:21Yeah, but didn't you get a green card out of it?
00:25:23No, I didn't need him.
00:25:25He said he was going to report me to immigration
00:25:26if I didn't marry him.
00:25:28So he proposed by threatening to have you deported?
00:25:31Yeah, he's romantic.
00:25:33Where's the perro?
00:25:34Puta, you killed him?
00:25:45Not on purpose.
00:25:49Do you know how many times
00:25:51I wish I had the cojones to do that?
00:25:56No.
00:25:58Many.
00:25:59Many, many, many, many.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:02What do we do now?
00:26:05We take the cash.
00:26:06You already have it.
00:26:08The...
00:26:09Oh, no, no.
00:26:09Not that that's nothing.
00:26:12Okay.
00:26:13She's hot.
00:26:16Scary, but hot.
00:26:18You like that style.
00:26:20You coming?
00:26:20I'm coming.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:32Can you bend your precious backs
00:26:33and give the slave a hand?
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:42You know.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:42You know.
00:26:44You're kidding.
00:27:00Okay.
00:27:01Half to you two because you killed him
00:27:03and half to me
00:27:04because I had to sleep with the bastard
00:27:06for six months
00:27:07and I deserve it, okay?
00:27:08Okay.
00:27:09No.
00:27:10We're not taking any of this money.
00:27:12What?
00:27:12Do you know what we could do with this?
00:27:14We're going to need a lawyer for Frank.
00:27:15I don't care.
00:27:16Do you know where it comes from?
00:27:17I know.
00:27:18I don't care.
00:27:18Well, I do.
00:27:20Galia, let's just leave everything
00:27:21and go now.
00:27:22No.
00:27:23First, we have to hide the body.
00:27:24No.
00:27:25I'm not touching him.
00:27:26Oh, killing him is okay,
00:27:27but not touching him.
00:27:28Listen.
00:27:29Keep all the money
00:27:29and we'll just go.
00:27:30Do you think I'm tonta?
00:27:32What am I going to do with it
00:27:33if I'm in jail?
00:27:34I'm not taking the fall
00:27:35for two gringos here.
00:27:36Yeah, I'm not leaving this.
00:27:37Galia, stop it.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I deserve it.
00:27:40He tried to kill me.
00:27:42That's a bullshit excuse
00:27:43and you know it.
00:27:44Okay, I think it's a pretty good excuse.
00:27:50Jesus.
00:27:51Do they ever take a break?
00:27:54I'm going to take care of it.
00:27:55You two finish dealing with the money.
00:27:58What?
00:27:59I killed him.
00:28:00I might as well get something out of it.
00:28:05Who are you?
00:28:17I'm Nadine.
00:28:19I'm going to ask you who is Lyle.
00:28:21Where is Lyle?
00:28:21Lyle is indisposed.
00:28:23On his replacement.
00:28:25What did you say?
00:28:27I didn't understand.
00:28:28I'm happy that you know English.
00:28:29I only took the lower.
00:28:30Hey, Lyle is gone.
00:28:34Do you want coke?
00:28:36Ah, λέει ότι...
00:28:38Ναι, κατάλαβα.
00:28:38Φυσικά και θέλουμε.
00:28:40Yes, we want it.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:47Wait here.
00:28:47All right.
00:29:13All right.
00:29:13Listen, I'm sorry, I don't have a problem.
00:29:24We can pay later?
00:29:26No, who do you pay now?
00:29:32Two hundred cash.
00:29:34You want the drugs, you pay me now.
00:29:37Has she done this before?
00:29:39I'm beginning to wonder.
00:29:41She says that if you...
00:29:43Yes, I did.
00:30:07So, Niko,
00:30:11I have a piggy bank.
00:30:17Fantastic.
00:30:18I have a piggy bank.
00:30:19Great.
00:30:25No more of this!
00:30:27I got it.
00:30:36You know that movie, Nikita?
00:30:38The one where the government forces a chick to kill people?
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:43We just hire a cleaner like she did.
00:30:45I don't think a cleaning lady is going to help.
00:30:50No, not a cleaning lady.
00:30:52In the movie, she kills somebody by accident and then she hires a specialist to make the body disappear.
00:31:02Of course!
00:31:03And how many of those specialists do you know?
00:31:06Because I don't think they'll be in the yellow pages.
00:31:08Yeah, that's one of the dumbest things I ever heard.
00:31:11Well, excuse me.
00:31:12Do you have a better idea?
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:15We dump his body in a descarga de basura.
00:31:18You have a car, right?
00:31:20Good, because we can't carry him on the bus.
00:31:23Uh, what's a descarga?
00:31:25It's a place where they dump old trash and stuff.
00:31:28It's perfect for Lyle.
00:31:30How do we get him in the car without anybody seeing?
00:31:32Because I don't think he's going to fit in your suitcase.
00:31:37We roll him in the carpet.
00:31:40You're not serious.
00:31:42Help me move the table.
00:31:55Okay, I get the feet, you get the head.
00:31:58I don't want to touch him.
00:32:00Toma, now you don't have to touch him.
00:32:02Let's go.
00:32:09Jesus, Galia, could you cut the crap?
00:32:12I don't want to be stuck here until tomorrow.
00:32:15Fine.
00:32:19You take the head, I'll take this.
00:32:21You think his head is more disgusting than his ass?
00:32:24Oh, you have not seen it.
00:32:26Well, at least there's no blood on it.
00:32:29Okay, ready?
00:32:30On three.
00:32:31One, two, three.
00:32:37What the hell are you doing?
00:32:39I'm sorry, I couldn't hold him.
00:32:41Listen, Barbies, can we get a move on here?
00:32:44At this rate, we're going to be too old to lift him by the time we get to the door.
00:32:49Okay, I'm alright.
00:32:51One, two, three.
00:32:54Oh, I think I threw my back out.
00:33:04Look, we're all here because of you, so could you please stop whining?
00:33:09I'm not whining, I'm just saying. I felt a crack.
00:33:12Hey!
00:33:13Let's roll him.
00:33:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:20Shouldn't we roll him the other way?
00:33:22No, you can't roll a carpet inside out, it will look weird.
00:33:24I know, but he'll put blood on it.
00:33:26Do you intend to take it home?
00:33:28No.
00:33:29I mean, who cares?
00:33:31Seriously, God, sometimes I worry about you.
00:33:33Don't worry about you.
00:33:47Cabrón, I didn't know you were so heavy.
00:33:50I know, he's so skinny.
00:33:51Yeah, and they say you lose weight when you die.
00:33:57It's true.
00:33:59I saw it in a movie.
00:34:00Oh, well then it must be true.
00:34:02Why are you so pissy today?
00:34:05Um, I don't know.
00:34:06Maybe because you're making me carry a dead body?
00:34:09No one is making you do anything.
00:34:12Oh yeah? Then I'll just go and leave you to it.
00:34:15You're not going anywhere.
00:34:16You shut up, okay?
00:34:17We're gonna carry this body down to the car.
00:34:20And if you drop it,
00:34:22I'm going to kill them slowly and painful.
00:34:24When did she say?
00:34:26I don't know, but it sounded scary.
00:34:28Thanks, Suti.
00:34:30What kind of name is Suti?
00:34:32What kind of name is Omarosa?
00:34:33Cardamosa.
00:34:35Suti is short for Sotiria.
00:34:37It means salvation in Greek.
00:34:39You're Greek.
00:34:41My parents are.
00:34:42What does Cardamosa mean?
00:34:44Spicy.
00:34:46What fits?
00:34:47I don't know.
00:34:53Wow!
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:01First, we take the carpet down to the car.
00:35:03One of you stays by the car,
00:35:04and the other one comes back up here with me to get the bags, yeah?
00:35:07Why can't we all come back?
00:35:09No, around here they're gonna take the carpet right out of the trunk.
00:35:12There's a lot of stairs.
00:35:14We'll stop at each piso.
00:35:17And no dropping him.
00:35:22I almost forgot the snow.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:25We're not taking that.
00:35:28Do you know how much that's worth?
00:35:30I don't care.
00:35:31My car's a drug-free car.
00:35:32If you want to use it, the blow stays here.
00:35:34No, that's throwing money away.
00:35:38Fine.
00:35:39Let's go.
00:35:41How about we just do one last line?
00:35:43Galia?
00:35:44You want me to help you with this?
00:35:46You don't ever do coke again.
00:35:48Never?
00:35:49But I just-
00:35:50Swear it or I'm out of here.
00:35:55Fine, I swear.
00:35:57You can't trust a junkie.
00:35:58I'm not a junkie.
00:36:00I trust Galia.
00:36:20One, two, three.
00:36:23Ladies, you need a hand?
00:36:25No, thank you, we're okay.
00:36:27We could use some strong men over here.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:33No problem.
00:36:34Oh, we'll never make it on our own.
00:36:36Make it in the middle.
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:42That's some carpet.
00:36:44Oh, it's very old.
00:36:45Sorry the weight of all that dust.
00:36:46So what, you going far?
00:36:50Oh, just to the car.
00:36:51Which is?
00:36:53About two blocks away.
00:36:55But I can bring it to the door.
00:36:58You do that, I'll go get the bags, and I have to use the bathroom.
00:37:02Look at that.
00:37:04I think one of us should probably get down there and receive it.
00:37:08Okay.
00:37:10Okay, why don't you guys get down and I'll feed it to you.
00:37:13Okay.
00:37:14Lift it over the railing.
00:37:15Yeah, I got a little bend.
00:37:16Yeah, I got a little bend.
00:37:22Alright, you ready?
00:37:23Yep.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:25One, two, three.
00:37:26Yeah, no!
00:37:27Lose his ass!
00:37:28Get down!
00:37:30Oh, fuck!
00:37:32Hey, you used okay?
00:37:34Yeah, I know.
00:37:35The carpet is waist like 300 pounds!
00:37:36No.
00:37:40Whose shoe is this?
00:37:42It's not mine.
00:37:44It's not mine either.
00:37:47Where the hell did it come from?
00:37:51It's mine!
00:37:57I took Lose shoe by mistake.
00:38:02No wonder it fell off.
00:38:04Let me help.
00:38:05No!
00:38:06It's not him.
00:38:10Shall we?
00:38:17We got it, thanks.
00:38:18Thanks.
00:38:41Well, that's what I have.
00:38:42I got it at a police auction, so blame the previous owner.
00:38:46Um, hmm.
00:38:48Yeah, it's never gonna fit in that trunk.
00:38:50It won't even fit in the car.
00:38:53You still have the stuff from Sven's Christmas party on your trunk?
00:38:57Good.
00:38:58Oh, yeah.
00:38:59Ready?
00:39:00Ready?
00:39:01Ready.
00:39:02One.
00:39:03One.
00:39:04Two.
00:39:05Three.
00:39:06Hey!
00:39:07One.
00:39:08One.
00:39:09Two.
00:39:10One.
00:39:11Two.
00:39:12Three.
00:39:13One.
00:39:14Two.
00:39:15Three.
00:39:24Hey!
00:39:25One.
00:39:26Two.
00:39:32One.
00:39:33Two.
00:39:34Two.
00:39:35One.
00:39:36One.
00:39:38One.
00:39:40Two.
00:39:44Two.
00:39:45Two.
00:39:46Two.
00:39:48Two.
00:39:50One.
00:39:51quick thinking what the thing with your shoe
00:40:08he's mine so where is your bloody day cargo uh next left no let's go pick up frank first
00:40:27not now gallia first we must get rid of him so do you know how he gets i have to get him out of there
00:40:32we'll get frank out just after we've dumped lyle we can only bail them out until three and then it'll
00:40:41be too late and he'll have to stay the whole weekend okay fine
00:40:51what are you doing we just need to pick up her brother first
00:40:55i thought you girls get off on this i'll be right back
00:41:25she just needs to get her brother out then we'll go it'll be fine
00:41:39you're both locas or you have a death wish
00:41:48i'm warning you if he finds lyle you're on your own he's not gonna find lyle it's not a death wish
00:41:53you're just delusional why is he coming this way then maybe he just thinks you're hot
00:42:00oh i knew it you play for the other team what you like your friend don't you who golly of course i'd
00:42:08like her she's my friend no i mean you like her like her good afternoon ma'am hello officer do you know
00:42:17why i'm here not really first of all you cannot park here oh i'm sorry i'm not done sorry second
00:42:27that carpet's a hazard tied like that it's just for a couple hundred yards i'm having it clean for my
00:42:32aunt that may be ma'am but it's still illegal no kidding
00:42:36i told her so
00:42:43i have a green card i'm very sorry officer i promise i'll be very careful luckily for you i have some
00:42:50extra road stay here
00:42:54okay we're leaving now before he comes back i'm not leaving galia here oh so you can share the same cell
00:43:01as her he's going to be extra suspicious if we just vanish okay you don't think he's going to be
00:43:05suspicious when he grabs last foot too late anyway can you stop muttering it's very unnerving
00:43:21okay i know it could you step out of the vehicle ma'am sure you too ma'am
00:43:51step aside ma'am
00:43:57ma'am
00:44:01toss the rope back under to me
00:44:07good once more there you go good good i got it let me go ahead and tie it now
00:44:16there that should hold but only for a short distance oh yes officer thank you very much
00:44:27are you retarded seriously are you retarded hey do i look retarded yeah you kind of do a little
00:44:33you still need to move your car though oh of course we're waiting for a friend to pick up her brother
00:44:39is he an officer no actually he's howdy frankie he knows you it's the jerk who arrested me
00:44:57careful frankie i could always book you for content no sir he didn't mean it yes i did
00:45:03next time you feel like taking a nap frankie do it in your own house
00:45:08the name is frank you stop getting into other people's homes i'll call you whatever you like
00:45:13frankie yeah i'd like
00:45:17i'll be watching you remember that sleeping beauty
00:45:22remember this you asshole shut up frank
00:45:29now quiet until we're far from here
00:45:37so t we have to get home now
00:45:46jesus galia that cup actually padded lyle's
00:45:51carpet that's a cool carpet
00:45:53is it worth anything no
00:45:57igal's bris starts in 30 minutes we have to get home now because it chica you can go home and we're
00:46:02done can you cut the puta chica thing
00:46:05attending a bris isn't exactly optional in my family galia we gotta get rid of
00:46:09we gotta do this drop it cannot wait yes it can he's gone but my mom isn't and she's gonna kill us if we're not back in time
00:46:20who's gone
00:46:22no one frank so t you know how my mom gets listen what's your name
00:46:28galia i know your nice little life hasn't prepared you for something like this
00:46:32there is nothing nice about my life does this look like a nice life to you the only thing nice about it is my mom
00:46:41so we are going to the press hola i'm nice what's your name keep him away from me
00:46:54listen you can drop us off and then go take care of the problem you don't need me
00:47:01listen you are not getting off that easily especially since it's mostly your problem
00:47:07fine i'll be more than happy to help just afterwards if you don't get me home by four
00:47:11i'm not doing anything about it okay fine stop the car what what what just stop the puta madre car
00:47:36okay drive
00:47:41what i was tired of wearing his thinking shoe okay it's probably best to do it at night anyway
00:47:48you know what we could uh do right now what did i say cut it out frank she's not interested thank god
00:47:59what you're married already you changed that remember
00:48:03did you sleep with her husband or something something
00:48:19well this looks like a nice life you sure this isn't worth anything don't touch it frank let's go hey
00:48:25we can't just leave the carpet here i'm not bringing that to you gals press this doesn't look
00:48:31like a neighborhood where they steal much so it is worth something frank it's lyle so stay away from it
00:48:38you mean it's lyle's right whatever so don't even think about it i wasn't thinking anything
00:48:47i was just saying what if a cop starts you know checking up on it what for illegal carpeting
00:48:58no more like hazardous material you want to walk around with it some more it took us three guys to
00:49:05get it to the car frank could help oh so now you want me to touch the car no frank we don't so deep my
00:49:11mother loves carpets oh right i guess it's safer to leave right here then good let's go oh bags bags
00:49:32what happened to your neck nothing mom my scarf just caught on something something with two hands
00:49:46why do you look like you slept in your clothes wow she's good who's your friend sotoria oh hi i'm
00:49:55carl moza it's very nice to meet you you have lovely home you haven't seen it yet we'll talk about this
00:50:02afterwards okay you're late no we're not if you're not early you're late
00:50:16oh i'm not sure i can watch this why do you do such barbaric things it's not barbaric it's
00:50:40tradition anyway it's clean oh then i prefer my men dirty nobody asked you
00:50:58why is he so much younger than you this was my mom's second marriage my dad bailed when frank was two
00:51:05but you have a great mom yeah well i think it's still screwed us up anyway whatever you say chica
00:51:10you're pretty whack so you're probably right thank you oh i'm gonna wait outside
00:51:34so you're gonna tell her tell what to whom the annoying chick that you like her like i don't like
00:52:03i don't care anyway i don't i just think you should tell her why she's like 99 percent straight
00:52:15yeah and the one percent she's just not interested okay oh and how do you know if you haven't asked
00:52:23we're friends it would be weird what if she completely freaks out what if she doesn't look this is none of your
00:52:31business if it was me i want to know if you were me or gallia both where's bathroom right there on the left
00:52:53but gallia can we talk sure not here
00:53:09Golly, I know this is going to sound completely crazy, but I've been...
00:53:27For quite a while now, I've had this feeling, and I thought, you know, what's the point?
00:53:37But then I thought, but what if?
00:53:41And I think Cardamose is right.
00:53:44I want to know, even if it's no.
00:53:48What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:50And please don't tell me that you've been taking advice from Samosa, of all people.
00:53:55Golly, what I'm trying to s- Wait, it's from Eric.
00:54:03I knew he was having second thoughts.
00:54:06Have you read that in a text?
00:54:08Well, not word for word, but he has to buy it his Laker's cap.
00:54:13Oh, come on.
00:54:15It's like the lamest excuse in the book.
00:54:19Sorry, I didn't...
00:54:30Is that Coke?
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:33Now get out.
00:54:34Can I have some?
00:54:35No.
00:54:36Get out.
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:38She's so little.
00:54:50With three girls at the same time.
00:54:52He didn't care.
00:54:54Eric did care about me.
00:54:55For what?
00:54:56A week?
00:54:57He treated you like shit.
00:55:01Hey, your hot friend's doing blow in the bathroom.
00:55:05She's not that hot.
00:55:06God damn it.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:08Why are there no locks on the doors and doesn't anyone ever knock in this house?
00:55:19Mom likes doors to remain open and no.
00:55:22So you're doing blow?
00:55:23Yes.
00:55:24You want some?
00:55:25I told you not to take it.
00:55:27I know.
00:55:28I took it anyway.
00:55:29You had it all along?
00:55:31Even while that cop was fixing the carpet?
00:55:37Yes.
00:55:38Jesus, are you insane?
00:55:39How was I supposed to know you were going to drive us directly to a police station?
00:55:44The point is, you were totally dishonest with me.
00:55:47Okay, nothing personal, but it's not like we're friends here or anything.
00:55:50Soti, what did you expect?
00:55:52And there's no use getting all worked up about it.
00:55:55It's over.
00:55:56Nothing happened.
00:55:58Do you know what'll happen if my mother finds out?
00:56:01She'll take all three of us to jail herself.
00:56:03Okay, fine.
00:56:04Let's drop off Lyle.
00:56:05You take me to the station and you don't see me or the drugs ever again.
00:56:09Problem solved.
00:56:14Right, that's it.
00:56:17Hey!
00:56:18No, that belongs to me!
00:56:21Well, now it belongs to the city of L.A. Seward, right where it should.
00:56:26Hey, guys.
00:56:27Not now, Frank!
00:56:28Okay, just thought you might want to know.
00:56:30Mom borrowed Soti's car.
00:56:32Fine.
00:56:33Wait, what?
00:56:34Come back here.
00:56:35I thought you didn't want to hear it.
00:56:38What did you say about Mom?
00:56:40She borrowed Soti's car.
00:56:45Don't worry, she'll bring it right back.
00:56:48Frank, where is she taking it?
00:56:50She just needed some groceries.
00:56:51She went down to the market.
00:56:52What's wrong with her car?
00:56:54Uh, Soti's car was blocking it.
00:57:00This is a nightmare.
00:57:02Maybe we should just walk over there.
00:57:23She's hardly going to unroll the carpet at the supermarket.
00:57:26We should be fine.
00:57:33Soti, if I go to jail, will you come visit me?
00:57:37You're not going to jail.
00:57:38But what if I do?
00:57:39Will you come visit me?
00:57:40Don't worry, Chica.
00:57:41We'll all be in the same cell.
00:57:43I'm not going to let anything happen to you, okay?
00:57:48Ah, here she comes.
00:57:53What's everyone doing in the street?
00:58:13Uh, we need to take Cardamosa to the station.
00:58:16Oh, where are you off to?
00:58:18Ah, to see my family.
00:58:20In...
00:58:23Connecticut.
00:58:27This is a beautiful carpets lottery.
00:58:28Are you trying to sell it?
00:58:29Oh no, Mrs. Zaytuni.
00:58:31It belongs to my aunt.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:34What a shame.
00:58:35Well, you tell her if she ever wants to sell it.
00:58:37I'll take it.
00:58:38Sure, Mrs. Zaytuni.
00:58:44Goodbye, girl.
00:58:45I didn't get your name.
00:58:46Cardamosa.
00:58:47It was nice to meet you.
00:58:48She didn't throw up on my bathroom like some other of Galia's friends.
00:58:53Was that Eric?
00:58:55He likes to drink a little bit.
00:59:01That guy got now!
00:59:03Now!
00:59:33Maybe we should take the Christmas lights.
00:59:44You want to decorate a Christmas tree in August?
00:59:48What if they can be traced back to you?
00:59:52I'll leave them in the car and declare it stolen.
00:59:56Then you won't have a car.
00:59:57Ugh.
01:00:00Doesn't matter.
01:00:00Soti, I am so sorry.
01:00:05Don't worry about it.
01:00:07No, I didn't think before dragging you into this I'm never going to be able to repay you.
01:00:12Galia, you don't owe me anything.
01:00:15Just don't kill anyone else, okay?
01:00:17I don't think I can do this twice, even for you.
01:00:20You suck.
01:00:24Okay, can we continue this mating ritual once you've dropped me off?
01:00:28I want mating ritual.
01:00:31Just ignore her.
01:00:33What mating ritual?
01:00:34I sent a word to give me patience.
01:00:36White chick.
01:00:37In love with another white chick.
01:00:39Can we go now?
01:00:41What?
01:00:42It's just, I'm not, we're friends, I know it, I get it, no problem.
01:00:53I thought it wasn't your type.
01:00:56I just said that so you wouldn't be uncomfortable around me.
01:01:03Let's go.
01:01:03Hello, I said later.
01:01:21Hey, look.
01:01:22Okay, leave the car there, and it'll be gone by tomorrow.
01:01:51Well, have a good trip.
01:01:55We don't have to do that.
01:01:56It's not like we're friends or anything, yeah?
01:01:59Right.
01:01:59Come on, Soti, bye, samosa.
01:02:01Bye, Katia.
01:02:02Galia.
01:02:05Be careful, okay?
01:02:07Mira, fine, come here.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:16Bye, now.
01:02:16Hey, you're the most annoying green guy I've ever met.
01:02:24You know, that's just low.
01:02:26If I say anything about Latinas, I'm the racist.
01:02:29Well, hey, I'm a minority.
01:02:31I might as well get something out of it.
01:02:33songée.
01:02:34And if I say anything about the world, I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:02:43Oh, yeah.
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:46Okay.
01:02:46Bye, bye.
01:02:47Bye, bye, bye.
01:02:49Bye.
01:02:49Bye, bye.
01:02:50Bye, bye.
01:02:51Bye, bye.
01:02:53Bye, bye.
01:02:54Bye, bye.
01:02:56Bye, bye.
01:02:58Bye, bye.
01:02:59Bye, bye.
01:03:00Bye, bye.
01:03:01Bye, bye.
01:03:32Hello?
01:03:51Eric, hi.
01:03:53I'm great. How are you?
01:03:57Really?
01:03:58That's great.
01:04:00Good for you.
01:04:02That's sweet. Um, but actually I'm seeing someone.
01:04:11Uh, you do actually. It's, it's Soti.
01:04:15No, not my friend Soti. My girlfriend Soti.
01:04:24Bye, Eric.
01:04:25What did you do with the money?
01:04:37What?
01:04:37That bitch!
01:04:56What?
01:04:56This just about pays for the drugs that went down the toilet.
01:05:01You think this is funny?
01:05:08This isn't funny!
01:05:09You didn't seriously intend to keep that money.
01:05:12Yes, I did!
01:05:14What about Frank's lawyer?
01:05:16How about you let Frank figure it out for once?
01:05:19He's 19. He's not your responsibility.
01:05:21Hey, come here. It'll be fine.
01:05:29Can't promise that.
01:05:31No, but we can work on it.
01:05:34Well, that's what right.
01:05:36I don't know.
01:06:06Found something, Bella?
01:06:23Good girl.
01:06:25Looks like it could be worth something.
01:06:32What the?
01:06:36Jesus, son, I thought you were dead.
01:06:55Where the fuck are we?
01:06:58East L'Ado.
01:07:00How the fuck did I get here?
01:07:02Don't ask me.
01:07:03Where the fuck's my other shoe?
01:07:08Don't know.
01:07:09Don't care.
01:07:11Could you get off my carpet now?
01:07:14That's my fucking carpet!
01:07:15Oh no it ain't.
01:07:17I found it fair and square.
01:07:19Listen you stupid ass!
01:07:20Don't yell.
01:07:21Bella here don't like it.
01:07:23This carpet cost me $3,000.
01:07:26Good.
01:07:29Good.
01:07:30I can probably get a couple hundred for it easy then, huh?
01:07:35Sir, fine.
01:07:36Fine, you keep it.
01:07:38Very kind of you, sir.
01:07:46How the fuck do I get home?
01:07:47Downtown's that way.
01:07:53You can be there in three hours if you walk fast.
01:07:57Here we go.
01:08:04I'm the one who comes in mind.
01:08:17Help me.
01:09:18Not so...
01:09:19What the fuck's my line?
01:09:21Sorry.
01:09:26Who are you?
01:09:28Where is Lice?
01:09:33What the fuck, man?
01:09:48Hello, pot and cattle anyone?
01:09:56I can't do it!
01:09:58No work for the muscle.
01:10:15Sorry!
01:10:16It's a fuck!
01:10:23It's a fuck!
01:10:27It's a fuck!
01:10:28Didn't you get a green card out of it?
01:10:40I didn't need him.
01:10:42He said to immigration he was going to...
01:10:44What?
01:10:45What?
01:10:46What?
01:10:47It's a fuck!
01:10:50What are you doing?
01:11:02That's a blooper!
01:11:12We can pay later.
01:11:14No, we can pay now.
01:11:16Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:11:20He's done! He's done!
01:11:22200 cash.
01:11:26I'm sorry.
01:11:32Sorry, sorry.
01:11:36We have the money.
01:11:40Really?
01:11:42You don't have any change in your breasts?
01:11:44Now I have some down white food!
01:11:52And how many of the specialists do you know?
01:11:54Because I don't think they'll be in the cli-
01:11:56Cleaning lady.
01:11:58Any requests?
01:12:00Yeah, I'd like a clip.
01:12:02Oh, okay.
01:12:04Ta-da!
01:12:06You think his head is more disgusting than his ass?
01:12:10You clearly have not seen it.
01:12:12Well, at least there's no...
01:12:14Stop it!
01:12:16Ow!
01:12:17I'm sorry!
01:12:18In my boob!
01:12:20Good!
01:12:22Good!
01:12:42Santa Muerte! Give me patience!
01:12:44Fuck!
01:12:52Where the fuck am I?
01:12:54Where the fuck is my suit?
01:12:56Who the fuck are you?
01:13:00I'm your worst nightmare!
01:13:02I'm your worst nightmare!
01:13:12Jesus, you stupid bitch!
01:13:18Yeah!
01:13:20Yeah!
01:13:21I did!
01:13:22Jesus!
01:13:23You stupid Hitler impersonate!
01:13:26No.
01:13:28Jesus!
01:13:31He's the one and the others.
01:13:36He won't love all wars
01:13:38He's on earth!
01:13:40That's the end of the day!
01:13:41He's on earth!
01:13:42I want his son, my son.
01:13:43He's on earth!
01:13:44He's on earth!
01:13:45He's on earth!
01:13:46He's on earth!
01:13:47That's the end of the day!
01:13:48When he's on earth!
01:13:49He's on earth!
01:13:50He can't have 있!
01:13:51You can...
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